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02/01/12(Wed)01:24 No.33845164>>33845068
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Fine, Alpha as Fuck end.
>"Are you going to banish me?"
>"Yes" Celestia says as her horn glows
>You realize it's time to step shit up. "NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER!" You scream as you deftly turn and and buck her in the face.
>She hollers in pain as your earth pony retard strength made you hit her so hard her horn broke off her face, causing magical energy to torrent out.
>Unable to control it, you deliver another few kicks, breaking her legs and causing her to yell for the guards to help her. You take this opportunity to remind her that she locks the door from the inside whenever she has private audiences.
>She wails in pain and sorrow. As you ready your hoof to deliver the finishing blow, you begin to think that it might not be so wise to kill the only thing that keeps the sun in the sky. But you resolve to go all the way, loudly proclaiming, "THE CANDLE THAT BURNS HALF AS LONG BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT, BITCH," before crushing her head against the marble floor.
>You take her crown and put it on your head. By the time the guards walk in, they see you sitting triumphantly on the throne, the mangled body of their goddess lying immobile at your feet. Their mouths hang agape, as you say, "I president now."
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