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02/01/12(Wed)01:21 No.33845099>>33844749 >Human with amnesia in equstria >went to ponyville >almost got killed by jelly cube >now talking with ponies
>Did the card in our wallet look like a credit card, or did it look more like some mysterious piece of paper?
It was certainly mysterious. You're not really sure what that card was. You think you might have saw something written or printed on it, but it fell apart before you could get anything from it. You think it might have been plastic, but you're not sure and you certainly dont think plastic crumbles like that.
>Introduce ourself.
"Hello Ms....uh, mayor pony person. I'm....Rusty. I'm a human." You say, trying to put on a polite smile and hold out your hand. You suddenly remember you are still completely covered in goo, including your outstretched arm.
"Erg," The mayor pony gives you a polite shake despite the ick. "A pleasure, Mr. Rusty. What may I ask are you doing in ponyville."
You quickly explain your situation, the memory loss, your run in with the jelly cube, the CMCs.
"Oh no, not another of these jelly cubes!" The mayor goes on, wiping her hoof of the jelly on the grass.
"Calm down mayor," Applejack interrupts. " Its been taken care of. By us. Again." She really emphasizes those last words.
"Good, good! You girls keep Ponyville safe. You should be proud!"
"We're plenty proud Ms Mayor, but in all honesty this isnt our job!" Applejack is suddenly really mad. "Every week or so its the same thing. Something comes attack Ponyville, every pone hides in their home and we're stuck doing all the hard work! Where are the guards?"
The mayor turns up her nose hotly. "Well I'm sorry Applejack but you know theres nothing I can do. The guards are all busy right now." |