>implying I won't be buying lots of chocolates to eat by myself

>>33809520
>the girl asks you out
Beta as fuck general

I know i am supposed to care but i just don't.

Derpy is a very silly pone

>>33809559
bueno pues...

>>33809588
derpy is a very ugly pony

how many valentines will each pone get and from whom

which pone would you give a valentine to and how do you think they would react

>>33809576
>implying you wouldn't allow Dashie to ask you out

>>33809520
>whispering things
Fucking pleb, it's whispering sweet NOTHINGS to her.

>>33809628
Rainbow Dash will get all the valentines. Even if she has to take them.

>>33809628
>giving valentines to poni
>not just walking right up to them and asking them out

This is why you guys are all virgins.

>>33809588
The silliest.

I want to hunt down some bronies on valentines day and take them to taco bell. To take their minds off of being forever alone.

>>33809628
What the hell happened to her cutie mark?

>>33809520
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Cq5U1DGBWk

I'm fucking ready for Vday this year.

>>33809613
y-you take that back

>>33809628
Twilight: Dunno maybe a few at least one from Spike

Rarity: A shit load ofc.

AJ: She is very popular in the town so a good amount.

PP: All of them.

Dash: Dunno

Fluttershy: Lots of them because she was a model.

>>33809520
Oh don't worry, we have gifts. They're a bit old, but still good.

i still cant figure out why she didnt give me a chance...
i mean... yes i know she likes that other dude so much, but he already has a gf...
and we've been really good close friends, we could have worked something out...
even better, she had confessed sometime before that she have never had a bf, hell maybe i was the first to step up and tell her i liked her in her whole life...
yet here i am, without a valentine...
fuck you OP

I think Hanako is the best pony

>>33809656
This reminds me of that crushing philosophical revelation i had a while back.

>>33809613
>implying
0/10
>>>/b/
ISHYGDDT
hahaohwow
gb2reddit
try-hard hipster weeaboo casual faggot

>>33809702
Do share.

>>33809698
Well I know you're just faking IT'S FUCKING LILLY

When's the last time that you received a valentine MLPG?

>>33809694
Love is irrational. Trying to make sense of it will drive you insane.

Also sack up, faggot.

>>33809742
LILLY IS FUCKING BORING

GIMME MY BACON PONY

>>33809745
Last year?

>>33809628
Pinkie Pie would most likely cause a tsunami of valentines across Ponyville.

My giving a valentine to a pone would depend entirely on how well I actually know them, and since they don't exist, that will never happen. Feels pretty meh, man.

>>33809628
Everybody gets valentines from random background ponies. There will be buttmad waifufags everywhere, canons will be ripped to shreds, shipping wars will erupt, and new ships will be born, followed by an instantaneous outpouring of fanart and fanfiction dedicated to them.

>>33809694
>friendzoned
You did this to yourself.

The only way to get what you want is to severely reduce the amount of contact you have with her. She'll come back, saying how much she misses your friendship. You tell her that you want more than that, and if you can't have it, then you can't be friends either. Guaranteed you'll get at least one shot at her after that conversation.

>>33809613

>>33809745
I do not ever think i received one, if i did i cared not enough to remember it. I still don't

>>33809694
You wouldn't want to be with her if she was pining for someone else and waiting on the edge of her seat for that dude to dump his gf.

>the Valentine's episode won't have a reference or allusion to "Love Potion Number 9" due to wanting to skirt around copyrights

>>33809745
Middle school, and that was more than a decade ago. What's your point?

>>33809745
Last year from my human wife.

>>33809740
Either i am right and it may depress you or i am wrong and you will just call me a huge faggot and i will continue thinking it. So its a lose lose situation.

>>33809760
indeed
and yeah i just had to take that out
so now fuck that and post cute ponies

>>33809793
You win?!

joke's on you, i'll be spending it with my beautiful waifu

>>33809745
This one chick I know was giving out those paper valentines last year.

So if that counts, last year.

>>33809745
Never, actually.
Not even during those give-everyone-in-your-class-a-valentines when I was little.
I was well hated all throughout school.

>>33809678
why.jpg

>>33809673
Dash and Twilight would probably get the least.

>>33809745
High school.

Since then I've pretty much been a friendless recluse, so.

>mfw i'm so socially nonexistent that higher on my priority list than finding a girlfriend is finding any friends at all

Be thankful for what you have, Anon. Never forget how blessed you are for the smallest things.

I'm at the point where I'm considering caving in and joining the anime club just to find somewhere to start.

>>33809588
Quite.

>>33809745
Never. The one girlfriend I had broke up with me on Valentines Day.

No, that was not a happy time for me.

>>33809811
Not... yet.

>>33809827
Agree.

>>33809826

BECAUSE I'M BORED

So, on the topic of the up coming episode, I have made this prediction of the plot.
Rainbow dash is in the hospital because of the discovery of having a heart arrhythmia, she will develop a love of books to pass the time, and will sadly be written out of the series.

However, she will get her own spin-off as she's sent to a new town built around a major Equestrian Hospital and make new friends, and perhaps even find love.

>>33809827
Dash would get a bunch but they'd all be from Scootaloo.

>>33809850
What about pinkie?

>>33809745

Last year.

Just one

From my mom

;__;

u jelly?

>>33809804
I can't fap to this!

>>33809833
are you the same anon that said this about 1-2 days before?

>>33809829
Join the club and be the biggest pimp. Walk in there like you fucking own the place and work at starting up interesting non-cartoon discussions with people. Before you know it you'll be swimming in oily, obese vagina.

>>33809878
Still a carpet stain. We're working on the timewarp thing.

pone general, even when you have a girlfriend you're still alone

because you only attract insane people


I wish ponies were real, at least then I could have something that doesn't suck.

>>33809804

Luna will never make another appearance this season.

>>33809814
>>33809836
My niggas. Sadly I don't have a waifu yet but I'm considering Horo and Rarity but I'm just not sure, you know?

>>33809807
You're anonymous, dumbass.

>>33809861
Katawa shoujou; equestria version?

>>33809745
Last year. I bought a lollipop for myself.

If getting myself a valentine doesn't count, I think I got chocolates from my mom like 2 years ago.

>>33809576

I like a woman who knows what she wants and has the moxie to go for it.

Is it wrong to want to cosplay as Flam?

>valentine's day

don't you fucking start, it's not even February yet

>It's been a rough day
>you have a cold not bad but it makes you feel like shit and the fact that it is busy isn't helping
>you come home to your waifu
>She obviously spent some time making a nice supper for you two on Valentines night
>All you can think about is you cold and want to sleep, but you still play the dinner out and even help with the dishes
>She sees you are worn out and tells you to just lay down
>you fall onto the sofa, you want to sleep but just can't as you totally forgot the blanket
>She comes over with her snugge on and wraps her body around yours
>Warming you and whispering her feelings to you making it all better

>can post again
>first post is gay colt-shipping
>it wasn't my idea though

>>33809892
Probably.

>>33809921
Only if you don't have a flim that looks just like you.

>>33809878
PINKIE IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>>33809898
Kill yourself to live.

>>33809829
>joining the anime club

don't do it, trust me

spaghetti levels will be visible from orbit

>>33809932
>that feel when English clearly isn't your first language

>>33809698
>>33809742
>>33809763
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTpsrqvGL2Q

>>33809745
back in elementary school when it was mandatory for everyone to exchange valentines cards

>>33809969
No true native English speakers should be awake at this hour anyway.

>>33809760
Of all the intangible emotions and states of mind experienced by man love is by far the easiest to explain

Love is simply liking another person very very very very very very very much. That's it.

>>33809777
Does this work?

>>33809963

DANCE!

>>33809969
Yeah because 4chan is only in MERRICA

>>33809937
Have you drawn Flim and Flam yet?
They're already lanky and always make weird poses.

>>33809983
I work evening shifts fuck you

>>33809983
At 9:30 PM?

>>33809988
not if you're ugly

>>33809932
>Set the piece of paper back down on the table and look at the broken window
>Wonder if you could get the guards to make her pay for the windows she keeps breaking
>A dart buries itself in the wall next to your head and you hear a squeak outside

>>33809898
We are, all of us, alone with our ghosts.

>>33809966
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soASXpl0U_U

>>33809985
Spoken like a true virgin.

>>33809576
So much feel

>>33810009
English is spoken in England
>>33809999
That is unfortunate for you

>>33809861
why and how would you build a town around a hospital

>Open Pony thread
>Scroll through and click all the humanized porn
I do this every MLP thread.
Pink haired pony is my favorite.

>>33809985
You are so unfathomably wrong I don't even know where to begin.

>>33809996
No they're interesting and well-liked. It goes against my bad taste.

But seriously I just haven't gotten around to it.

>>33810051
>>33810029
It's mind boggling how much time and effort poets, painters, philosophers, songwriters and (most unfortunately) teenagers expend trying to express this unbelievably basic feeling

Anyone else have some of those
>feelfics

>>33809942

Shit!

Gotta find someone who kinda looks like me, wants to cosplay, and like MLP.

Everything is against me.

>>33810057
Draw them. And give them big-ass necks.

>>33809983
Who goes to bed at 11:30?

>>33809921
It seems pretty easy to imitate.

You'd need a Flim to go with your Flam though.

>>33809985
Yeah, no.
Not at all.

>>33810067
Its all subjective anyway.

>>33810040
It is
>want to go out in evening and meet people
>CAN'T BECAUSE WORK
I need a new job

>>33810048
No marshmallow pony is the best

>>33810067
Yeah, they must all be completely wrong and you, a 19 year old 4chan denizen, have figured out one of the most elusive aspects of the human condition.

Or maybe you're just actually autistic.

is it socially acceptable to sneak off to the bathroom during a date to take a good nip out of a hip flask to take the edge off

Oh god
I can just imagine what it'd be like to murder a pony from Ponyville
it'd be electrifying

>>33809880
your mom wants to fuck you

would you

she's still a woman you know

a woman with needs

you could help her satisfy those needs

and she could help you satisfy yours in a gentle, loving way that no other woman could give you

>>33810048
Are you me?

>>33810109
You're a psychopath. Murder yourself.

>>33809520
Did anyone else think the heart she was holding was just her pushing her boobs up into that shape?

>>33809520
>>33809520
>>33809520

>>33809745
5th grade ;_;

>>33810109
Ponyville: The Town That Dreaded Sundown.

>>33810120
My mom calls me about twice a month to make sure I haven't killed myself, I don't know how I feel about that

>>33809963

>>33810175
>she wants to fuck

>>33810100
Pheromones, dopamine, adrenaline, serotonin, norepinephrine, testosterone, vasopressin, oxytocin and estrogen

>>33810175
she wants that dick

>>33810048
You and me both.

I like the one with the rainbow hair, because multi-colored hair is far cooler in theory than it is in practice.

>>33809967
>>33809896
>be the biggest pimp
dude i just want someone to go to the movies with me other than my dad goddamn

I don't even like anime.

>>33810175
You should feel blessed that someone loves and cares about you that much.

Also she wants your dick.

>>33810108
Yeah that's actually encouraged man.

>>33809912
Well... Yeah. When I read the Read it and Weep synopsis that was the first thing that came to my mind.
Also, with all the talk of Valentine's day, I suddenly realize that I apparently don't have as big of a problem with it as I thought.
I mean, hell, my girlfriend broke up with me at the beginning of the year and I still feel far more optimistic than what I can see in some of these posts.

though for my own personal advice to anons out there who find themselves outside of the holiday's demograph: just ignore it. It's what I did even when I had a girlfriend (she was never crazy on the holiday either).

But if all else fails, you can join Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club.

>Makes MW3 better

>>33809783
>>33809789
>>33809822
>>33809828
>>33809833
>>33809880
>>33809913
>>33809981
>>33810161

I'd give you a valentine MLPG.

>>33810183
>>33810186
I fucking love you guys.

NO SPIKE NO!

>>33810184
Every human emotion is chemical; that doesn't make them simple.

You're really diving off the autism deep end here.

>>33810183
>>33810186

she'll call nonstop if I don't answer, and then I get bitched out if I'm slurring my words on the phone

>>33810190
I like the other one with the rainbow hair.

>>33810217
I still cannot bring myself to care.

>>33809745
Not since teachers forced kids to give them. I haven't dated longer then that. I've gotten used to it though. A waifu with a hint of madness can make being alone all the easier.

>>33810194
requesting a gif of tiny dash

>>33810184
>I'm a robot and feelings are for babies and I'm so cool cuz i watch a pony show and

>>33810217
I don't want one from you

homo

I want Goggles to love me like I love her. How do, MLPG?

>>33810217
I only want one from Horo or Rarity.

Maybe Applejack. She's alright too.

>>33810233
Oh, lighten up, I was quoting Earth: The Book this whole time.

>>33810085
I'll try in a bit. Doodling a Gilda right now.

>foreveralone faggotry
>omg y am i frendzone???
>i luv her y she gotta not luv me???
fuck
I left /b/ years ago
don't bring that faggotry here you fuckstains

>>33810261
get into femdom

>>33810261
Step one is sliding a knife across your own throat because you can't have my bitchy waifu.

>>33810217
But you give Valentines to everyone anyway. It's just not the same.

>my valentine's day after I drink myself into an unholy mental oblivion because I work at a fucking gift company and not even the dead can know peace from the evil that descends upon that place on February 14th

>>33810261
ou should draw her a beatiful pickture and give it to her and tell her that you madr her a pictutere

then she'll cry og love and give you 5 hugs

that's when you strike

>>33810276
you can't escape it, it's a sitewide phenomena

What the fuck is wrong with me.... 18 and watches ponies....

>ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING

>>33810263
What's Applejack doing with Leman Russ?

>>33810226
why the fuck does human rarity have a cat nose

>>33810286
I already am.
>>33810292
But we were made for each other.

>>33810217
you're a very ugly pone
so I don't care at all

>>33810276
I saw this shit on /a/ aaaaall the time a few years ago. It was one of the most popular topics. It's just endemic to the community, man.

>>33810068

Depends what kind of >>feel you would want.

>>33810309
>ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING

If you already know it, why you ask?

>>33810309
>18

you've got many healthy years ahead of you, run while you can

Chocolate.

Just give me chocolate and I'm ALL GOOD. Choco pone

>>33810248
>Not since teachers forced kids to give them
What the fuck? My teachers never forced kids to give valentines cards. I never got a single one

>>33810343
was the nutella pony ever made?

>>33810342
I doubt i will make it to 20 without killing myself or at least trying to.

>dumpster dive a few days after valentine's
>free candy forever

>>33810315
Maybe we can share her. She seems like the type of girl who'd be down with that.

I know of this nice secluded alleyway far from anyone who can hear screams where we can discuss this further.

>>33810217
oh pinkie, i'd give you a kiss

>>33810276
You're on 4chan near Valentines bro, I'd say it's fairly unavoidable everywhere here except maybe /sp/. /a/ is probably the worst though, they make a fucking dedicated collage of people presenting chocolates and flowers to a computer screen.

I'd suggest you either bear with it (it's only going to get worse over the next two weeks) or try to stay away until after valentines.

>>33810311 cause its MOTHERFUCKING rarity! she can has anything and be sexy as fuck! *?lo?*

>>33810068

>Come home one day
>It's almost Valentines Day
>You sigh and get a drink from the fridge
>Tabasco pony comes out of the drawers and asks why the long face, you are making horses look normal with that long of a face
>You sigh and say because you feel alone and Valentines day is coming up
>Tabasco pony is naive and asks what that is
>You explain it as best you can, trying not to be cynical
>She mocks you and says who would ever what to give you any cards or candy
>Well you aren't exactly a work of art yourself
>You exchange some insults jokingly with each other
>Eventually Tabasco pony concedes and leaves you alone
>Spend the rest of the night watching TV and playing videah
>Go to sleep
>Next day
>Get up and head to kitchen for some breakfast
>You notice there is a card near the spice cabinet
>It's from Tabasco pony
>'You are one hot item!' Love Tabasco
>Oh god the pun is so painful
>You open up the spice cabinet and see her asleep in there
>There's another card
>You carefully get it out and look at it
>It's for Swiffer pony

stop talking shit about my waifu you faggots

SUP HOMBRES

I HAVE A TUMBLR NOW BECAUSE IM AN ATTENTION WHORE


http://candybaginas.tumblr.com/
turn down your volume a little

>>33810271
>Gilda
eww. but whatever.

Dude, make sure you put on their song while you draw them. get into their mood

>>33810310
That's Horo, the Wisewolf of Yoitsu

She likes apples.

>>33810352
I think it's an American thing, everyone in the class had to give them out to everyone, and there'd be little candies attached, we love our consumerism

>>33810317
>/a/ giving a shit about IRL girls
what? they stopped that shit years ago too
they're proud basement dwellers and I commend them for that
they know it's horse shit dealing with IRL women, so they stick with their waifus

sad, pathetic, or whatever, they seem content
so, whatever float their boat

I know I wouldn't be able to just deal with that in that sense, but I just find some hipster cunt that likes experimental music and can manage a somewhat intellectual conversation for more than 5 minutes, and I know I'll be fine

>>33810395
I love this picture, i don't know what the fuck is going on but its great.

>>33810400
How... festive.

>>33810400
that background makes me physically ill

>>33810400
>that fucking background

Wtf man?
Also did you ever make coke pone for desktop pones?

>>33810429
was he hot

did he whip out that dick

>>33810395

>Having a waifu that's not Lyra

Get out.

>>33810361
There are a couple of bad drawings, but nothing more than that.
I want FacelessJr to do one like this

>>33810429

>>33810387
>they make a fucking dedicated collage of people presenting chocolates and flowers to a computer screen.
I think they only do that as a joke these days since they fill it up with pictures like that guy from Cromartie High who eats pencils

>>33810426
It's the pompadours. Pompadours are fucking awesome.

>>33810376

Where?

>>33810400

>ludiclolio
best background

>>33810400
que peeeeedo con la cancion jajaja

>>33810252

>>33810460
>Act like a whore with the wonderbolt

Im sure they are going to hire a fucking slut.

>>33810310
Because Equestria is actually set within the Warhammer 40K universe.
Lemen Russ has come to admire Applejack's stubborness.

>>33810498
aw she's such a cute little pony

>>33810068

Like this? :D

>sitting on your sofa, reading
>fluffy pony has fallen asleep on the floor
>her legs and tail twitch from under all the fluff
>she's dreaming of playing

>>33810437
me too, I feel all dizzy


>>33810441
yes

>>33810400
>http://candybaginas.tumblr.com/
>carlito
fuck you

>>33810461
No, there's still a very active waifu community on /a/.

Some fakers come in and joke around, but the real 2D forever fans are still there.

>>33810352
It's worse when it's forced. Nobody wants to give you one, but they awkwardly have to, and what was worse was when they had fun little notes written inside. Valentines day sucks always.

>>33810461
Yeah, some of them are jokes, there's one I liked where someone had a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. on his screen and had a bowl of bolts.

But then there's the one with the dude with a picture he drew of himself kissing his waifu on the cheek, complete with flowers, expensive chocolates, and fine wine in front of it.

>>33810520
I dunt get it.

>>33810477
Southern quadrant but they were on the move.

http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swf
Room: cokepone
Fuck Valentines, you have SANICS to draw.

>>33810520
I DON'T SEE COKE PONE

>>33810544
the best ones were the ones with fun dip attached

>>33810520
>Ghost Trick
mah nigga

Whelp just turned 20 today, been feeling really down about life and people recently...

Though today a girl gave me a stick of caffeinated gum out of concern of me nodding off in science class; that felt nice. Also my parents still love me unconditionally. And most importantly my MLP powerlevels have remained hidden from people of importance.

I guess all in all more good has come than bad!

>>33810468
>pompadour
You have opened the floodgates to best pony of all ponies: Groose.

>>33810509
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!
I don't even think THIS thread is alive

>>33810505
Could Pinkie Pie outdrink Leman Russ?

>>33810590
>a girl gave me a stick of caffeinated gum out of concern of me nodding off in science class

she wants to fuck

>>33810601
Not even the GEoM could do that.

>>33810548
>S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
fucking /v//a/ginas

>>33810413
Given that they assumed it was Leman russ at all, that means they know well it's Horo. The "Leman russ" thing is a joke from /tg/. Anytime horo is posted people call her Leman Russ because he's a Primarch of legendary badassery... Who was raised by wolves and thus has a huge wolf motif with his marines and such.

>>33810590
>she didn't chew on the stick of gum so erotically that you passed out in class
>she doesn't want to fuck

so we're talking about our age and general depression?

just turned 21; i should have killed myself decades ago

>>33810568
>>33810555

the pony on the corner was snorting coke for the desktop ponies

>So Twi it is Valentines day in Ponyville
>Uhh yeah sure is..
>So I am going out with <even if I put something here you'll argue lets just say, big mac> tonight what about you
>Oh that's great Rainbow, I uhh am busy with uhh..
>Twilight, when's the last time you had a date?
>Oh plenty of times in canterlot of there was this one guy and this other dude and
>You haven't had a date have you?
>Uhh... I have to go home
>We in your house
>Oh....I-
>Do you need help getting a da-
>Oh no I am sure I can find a pony I just have to go and find my list of contacts somewhere here I know it is around where is spike
>Rarity agreed to have a date with Spike looking for gems
>Ohh I uhh gotta uhm go don't you have somewhere you need to be RD?
>Oh shit my date see you Twilight have a fun time on Valentines night

don't worry /co/ you aren't the only alone person.

>>33810400
>"Carlito" como cancion de fondo

Te la mamaste hahaha.

>>33810423
No way man, /a/ was forever alone central before forever alone was even a thing. Ronery threads was a huge thing up until around the /a/-/jp/ split.

implying you won't spend valentines day talking about pone

>>33810632
nah man, she's prepping him for later. making sure he's alive and awake so he can get sum fuk

>>33810590

>That picture

>>33810646
at least you can drink to dull the ever-gnawing sense of emptiness slowly consuming and emotionally draining you

>>33810650
why do i want to rub twilight's stockinged feet all over my face

>>33810650
Honestly I dont think Dash give a fuck about that kind of stuff, she is too busy going fast.

>>33810629
Hm. The more I know.

> Over on the Giant in the Playground forums, there is a Heal/Hurt game with MLP:FiM characters. Over the course of the game a very heated conflict raged over one Great and Powerful Trixie, who had an army of both supporters and detractors, and it hung in the balance for a while, until the character list diminished and more people started taking sides. At some point Trixie was killed permanently, but then another character's God Power brought her back. Somewhere around then Applejack had also been killed, but only temporarily, being revived the next day. (By the rules of that Heal/Hurt, a character can only be revived normally once, after which they die permanently.) And then, one Saturday, a combination heavy attack by AJ's detractors and Twilight's powerful, but collateral-prone Reverse Power invoked to defeat Trixie, had led to Applejack and Trixie's final final deaths. The epic struggle that had led up to that point must have left an impression on me, because I've been inspired to sketch together this little comic.

> At some point Trixie was killed permanently, but then another character's God Power brought her back.
> killed permanently

/r/ people die ifthey are killed colage

>>33810650
Twilight should totally date dash
Also i am not actually worried, though i may be worried that i am actually asexual because i am not worried.

Somebody needs to combine latex and ponies in a naughty way.

>>33810684
because you have a foot fetish

they do look really soft, though

>>33810590
are you me?
turned 20 on October
feel down about life and people constantly
my family still love me unconditionally
i have so much yet i feel i have nothing
how..

>>33810711
how can i find a girl willing to let me suck on her toes on valentine's day

>>33810684
>mfw I read Twilight's stockinged feet ass Twilight's Stalingrad feet
>

>>33810718
>my family still love me unconditionally

putting up with you while giving you emotional support so you don't shoot yourself and loving you are two completely different things

>>33810680
>being able to afford alcohol
>2012

HAHAHA FAGGOT

>captcha

>>33810718
I will be 19 in a few days and feel the same. No aspirations, nothing.

>>33810727
I wish I knew

>>33810648
Oh man! Now im sad like all this faggots.

>>33810711
My foot fetish is actually a big part of what I don't like about ponies...

>>33810460
>>33810226

>Soarin
>Is voiced by Ed from Ed Edd and Eddy
>Acts pretty stupid and mindless in the five seconds we see him.
>Is still portrayed as normal and sometime apathetic.

>>33810704
kloudmutt drew scratch in latex

>>33810746
handles of cheap vodka are $10, pony up and get your self-pitying drunk on

>mfw I just streamed myself going to Wal-Mart at 11:30pm to buy My Little Pony Valentine's Day cards

>>33810764

>>33810774
>posts a JJ picture
>not a picture of said picture

that feel when all mane six suddenly have canon oc boyfriends

>>33810766
Yeah because lol apple pai XD is good right?

>that feel when valentines day you will be on MLPG doing buttfuck nothing
well...I wasn't going to be on the MLPg, but thanks for giving me an option to doing nothing at all.

>>33810790
I don't have that picture
but wonderbolts is still relevant to latex

>>33810776
Just remember to drink a lot of water or those cheap brands will fucking destroy you the next morning.

I didn't know what a real hangover was until the morning after I first tried McCormick's.

>>33810813
>on MLPG doing buttfuck nothing
QUICK

THERES STILL TIME FOR THE VALENTINES FRIENDOFF

>>33810764
I just wish there was an artist on this planet that knew how to draw feet. That asshole who spams this thread with anthro shit is a prime example of doing it wrong. There's like, 6 pictures where its done rite

>>33810766
dude, Film was voiced by Double Dee.

too bad Eddy's VA retired from voice acting. the show could have had a reunion episode or something, but with horses.

...now i got sad

post some scrunchy faces...now

>>33810747
why does this happen..
people of our age shouldnt feel this empty...
how come we do...

>>33810846
i blame big government! hurr

>>33810846
Because OCs, shipping, and ponychan.

>>33810846
Because expectations of society

>>33810845
POST SCRUNCHY FACE ON THE DOUBLE YOU HEARD THE GUY

>drowning self-pity with drink

Really? Am I the only one that's gonna be drowning it with weed? It always makes me feel better

>>33810800

Well he seemed more like a dunce to me. I'm just going with what we saw in the show but he differently isn't normal.

>>33810844
That would be fucking amazing. We need to fund this somehow.

Oh the A V-day Thread eh?
Here is my opinion of Shipping and Love Songs in general.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaXnLhgDJGY&feature=related
Replace Sex with >rape if you want same difference
Enjoy Singles Appreciation Day and eat some chocloate, knowing you don't have a ball and chain and still have lots of freedom!

>>33810846
I had a fairly fucked up child hood so its no surprise to me. I am not entirely dissatisfied. I am more likely to kill myself out of boredom than anything.

>>33810845

>>33810902
it tends to amplify my negative feelings, and I feel negatively all the time, so that doesn't work

It's just like any other holiday - just avoid the site for a day or two if you're worried about being depressed.

You could even try going outside, talking to people, etc ...

Just a thought

>>33810777
>this post
>trips

>>33810650
>Rainbow what are you doing in my house?!?
>Oh-...Oh my....

How many people in MLPG have girlfriends?

>>33810846
anhedonia, mass placation of the populace with prescription drugs, high unemployment rates, a dissolving sense of the nuclear family, overcrowding, urban decay, etc.

Which pony are you going to fap to on Valentines day, MLPG? Pic related.

>>33810842
it was mentioned about a month ago and promptly abandoned and/or forgotten, /co/ just doesn't have the contributive power it used to

>>33810897
>>33810930
awww hell yeah

>>33810963
Zero.

>>33810963
None of them.

>>33810964
Pretty much all of them apply to me except i am not on meds, though i should be.

>>33810776
Don't listen to this faggot, find 8 more dollars and get yourself some Laird's Applejack. It tastes like AJ made it herself. It's got a kick to it.

>>33810963
None.

I'm gay, and no guy thinks I'm attractive

>>33810963
I would rather a boyfriend honestly.

>>33810963
Only Terse.

>>33810963
what like a real life human one?

>>33810963

Where do you think we are?

>you will never have a boyfriend that likes ponies

>>33810977
This one.

>>33810747
I just found my life's ambition last year.

I'm 24.

Buck up buddy.

>>33811016
This. Girls are fucking psycho.

>>33810948
I_am_going_to_need_two_hands_for_this.jpg

>>33811010
I think you're attractive, anon.

>wake up
"oh god, i'm still here"
>decide to see if 4chan can make me feel better
>15 minutes of lurking MLPG
>close tab
>fall back in my chair
>almost crying
>about 30 minutes of just fretting about my life
>try MLPG again
>rinse
>repeat

and it's just going to get worse when school starts again.

>>33810081
How goes the ponydubz business?

>>33810963
i sometimes wonder if i come here because i dont have a girlfrind
or if i dont have a girlfrind because i come here

>>33811040
I would be satisfied with life if i had the cash to support it. I do not feel the need to aspire to be.

>>33810948
>Dash making out with her twin sister

>>33810845

>>33810088
>>33809942
>cosplay as Flam missing one ear
>see who gets it

>>33811041
I am bisexual. You are right in my experience.

>>33810963
Zilch

aaaand going to sleep with the Flim Flam song
nite MLPG

>>33810963
None

>>33811037

Are you sure? Take your pick. Chances are, someone in this thread will fuck you.

>>33810777
holy fuck, i hope you didnt loosed all of your spaghethi

>>33810948

Rainbow Dash has three hands.

>>33810276
It's easy to say "go out and meet people".

If you've never had to do it before it's pretty damn difficult to figure out. And even if you go out, meet people, talk to people, get them to like you, get generally accepted as a likeable guy, you can still lose contact with those people forever and never meet them again. This has happened to me several times over 6 years of college and I still have no friends except one bro I know over the internet who lives in goddamn Canada. When you're a fundamentally uninteresting and boring person to the core there's just not a shit lot you can do about it.

>>33810782
What does urdayee have to do with my foot fetish?

can we stop with the first world problems
I thought we weren't ponychan

>>33811050

Get therapy.

>>33810842
Do you want to start a fried off? You are going to need help.

I feel like I'm the only one here in a relationship with a girl who shares my interest in ponies.

I'm truly sorry MLPG.

>>33810520
Hey candybag, where did you get all those Desktop ponies?
I haven't seen half of them, and
I need juice's OC.
anyone know where to get them?

>>33810842
WHAT'S A FRIENDOFF

>>33811050
>"oh god, i'm still here"

Where else would you be?

>>33811117

>I thought we weren't ponychan

You thought wrong.

>>33811107
I'm a boring and uninteresting person to the core, but I make up for it by lying vehemently about myself to friends.

I don't see them very often, but I've been told that I'm very fun to have around because I'm entertaining. Remember, there's nothing you can't fix about your life by lying.

>>33811118
therapy doesn't work for some people, I've been going for over a decade and it hasn't done shit

>>33811148
*ahem*

dead.

>>33811148
I think he's hinting that he wants to not wake up one day.

>>33811096
Eh, that's just JJ and his shitty coloring.

>>33811050
>worse when school starts
shit nigga when im on vacations im almost happy since i dont see my dreams crushed at school...
actually only at school times im this groomy..

>>33811146
Something that used to be a thing

>>33811081

But I want a relationship, not just sex.

Plus it's not like anyone would live even remotely near me.

>>33811131
I have my imoutos but that's it. My time at /a/ has taught me to never reveal powerlevel, ever.

>Oh lemme browse MLPG before I hit the hay
>See this thread
>Those feels
Dammit /co/

>>33811154
>Remember, there's nothing you can't fix about your life by lying.
Fucking this!

>>33811117
Alright, change of pace.

I NEED NUTBLADDER-KILLING PICTURES OF TWILIGHT.

Hey, I traced some more stuff. Scoots~

>>33811179
>Relationships
>In 2011
Get with the times, negra.

>>33811154
You sound like my father 40 years ago.

>>33811203
>tracing

>>33810977

>>33811179
Well, chances are there's plenty of people in this thread who would be willing to give a relationship a chance.

And where do you live, Alaska?

>>33811203
looks like her wing is attached backwards

>>33811179
> it's not like anyone would live even remotely near me
Wanna bet.

i went in /an/ just now and they were talkimg aout how horse shelters are really strict and they will randomly stop by your house amd if your horse's dick isn't cleaned ebery two months they will take horse-san back to the celter

>>33811203
Thats literally just a shot from the show.
Why not just copy and paste from video?
Like I do

>>33811208
Well your father was right.

>>33811248
do they check mare's vaginas for semen

>>33811187
Sorry. We really went all out in this thread. Almost no ponies at all.

>>33811208
Holy shit, are you 50 or something?

>>33811223
>>33811238

Mississippi.

I hate it here so much. I really want to get out of the south in general.

Not to sound like Ponychan here, but what if we all had some kind of potential Valentine's Day connection thread one day? We'd all like ponies, so that's one VERY specific thing we'd have in common.

Be honest MLPG, you'd love to have a significant other that likes ponies with you.

>>33811131
I asked you a question here:
>>33811051

I noticed your last update was two weeks ago, and just started wondering if you have more people doing the background ponies.

>This thread

jesus no wonder you guys are so bitter all the time

>>33811267
I have had to save his life from multiple suicide attempts.
>>33811285
Let me rephrase, when he was 20.

>>33811131
I'm looking to, but not especially hopeful. Last few girls I asked out were either in a relationship or 'flattered, just got out of a relationship so I don't feel up to it right now'.

>>33811220
I was told to trace to help learn how to draw pone so I did. I was kinda happy with the results and wanted to share.

>>33811230
This is pretty much 100% tracing...soo...

Here's original.

>>33811131

I broke up with my ex 2 years ago because I had to go to college, and we were pretty much interested in the same things.
Lo and behold, she's an MLP fan too. To top it all off, she cosplays and recently cosplayed as human Fluttershy. Feels pretty fucking weird to think that we'd still be together if not for me going away. Also, not ugly. She's tall, thin, willowy and cute.

>>33811293
Nah.

Great place to meet chicks/guys is at cons.

Give it a try!

>>33811298
>that feel when a fair amount of close friends and occasional casual sex with girls

I dunno what everyone elses problem is

>>33811158
Clearly you're going to the wrong therapy.

>>33811298
We all just need a real good dicking. I suggest organizing a MLPG orgy one of these days. We'll all come back happy as fuck.

>>33811291
I'm really sorry for you. I hope you get out of there someday.

>>33811293
Nope, I'm very casual about my intense love of ponies. I couldn't handle some loon going on about them 24/7.

...Yes I realize I do lurk MLPG several hours a day. I don't care how inconsistent this post is.

>>33811259
Practicing to draw.

>>33811306
Oh and can't forget eggs verison.

>>33811293
It would be cool, to bad it would be about 90% dudes

>>33811305
At least you try dd.
But you know i have to say
>Not raping

Pink pony, I don't know the artist.

And I really liked the result of this coloring.

>>33811324
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKI-tD0L18A

I'm not THAT fucking lonely.

>>33811293

Yeah, and a Player 2 ...
pfff, that's not happening

>Disregard women
>Acquire Science and Currency!

>>33811354
didja color that pic of rd pulling twilight away from her book?

>>33811324
I'd rather go to Olive Garden.

At least the pasta's fresh.

>>33811348

What are you? Not gay?

We could have one of those Greek orgies.

>Valentine's Day
>everyone around you has cards out the asshole
>one chick even got a bouquet of roses and a box of chocolates and she's showing them off to everyone in sight
>once again you get fuckall - not so much as a card
>fuck this - Valentine's is a stupid fucking holiday anyway
>look for an out-of-the-way spot to smoke a joint
>hear faint crying, decide to investigate
>Rainbow Dash sits all alone in an empty room, crying quietly to herself
>she doesn't have any valentines either
>doesn't realize you're there until you cough slightly and ask if she's okay, rather awkwardly
>she panics, punches you dead in the teeth and runs out of the room
>you end up needing stitches
>tell people you tripped, don't tell a soul what really happened
>every so often you see Rainbow Dash with her friends
>she briefly meets your eye, as if thanking you for keeping her secret

>>33811293

>>33811186
>Hiding your powerlevel

I know that feel. It shouldn't feel as bad as it does, should it?

I feel like Yamaguchi from Cromartie.

>>33811391
The Pegasi are based on Greek culture yes?

>>33811089
I was going to pay with spaghetti but it all fell out of my pockets so I used my card instead.

Now I just have to find some friends to send them to.

>>33811293
Wouldn't work. Woman, in these threads, who lives within twenty miles of me and isn't horrified by the fact that I exist? I'd be more likely to land somebody who lied about their gender so they could come murder me.

>>33811350
Thanks. And yeah, it's kind of traditional isn't it?

>>33811410
Well that explain Dash!

>>33811348
>implying I'm not gay

Aside from my freckly eagle face, I'm the text book definition of a twink with the personality of a fucking normal dude. And yet no guys find me attractive.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>mfw Valentine's day

stayed up 48 hours drinking on the last one and had to call in sick, no thanks

>>33811392
Even in fantasy she's a cunt.

>>33810691
When you're going fast it's easy to forget important things.

Relationships, marriage, sex drive.

Eyes on the prize, never flinch or waver.

>>33811392
>Rainbow Dash realizes you're a total pussy
>starts to confide in you, knowing you wont tell anyone
>she friendzones you so fucking hard you dont even know
>anon doesnt realize it and tries to get with her for four years

>>33811446
Thanks for giving me a laugh.

>>33811391
Nope, straight

>>33811333
That would be pretty awkward.
I'd say pretty much everyone here is a virgin.
It would just be a night of spaghetti and apologies.

>>33811461
>Laughing at alcoholics
What kind of monster are you?

>>33811460
>friendzoned
>she didn't get any valentines either
Do you even watch the greentextfic?

>>33809836

is there a fluttershy version of this

i need it for reasons I don't want to talk about.

>>33811458
>Eyes on the prize, never flinch or waver.
This is why I said she is too busy for that, Wonderbolts are her n1 priority.

>>33811392

>punch
>to the teeth

Looks like you're not the only one that will be needing stitches. Her knuckles would be sliced as all fuck from that.

>>33810400
ill be the only bothering you now lol

>>33811355
Someone make a video of Rainbow Dash with the audio from this video.

>>33811473
You could fuck Goggles. Maybe then she'd stop being such a bitch.

>>33811372
I did, but the .sai file for it seems missing, or on another folder.

>>33811485
Its the only way i've been able to survive living with my family. I wish i was joking.

>>33811506
If she stopped being a bitch why would I want to fuck her? Your logic isn't making sense to me, anon.

>>33811482
don't lie. It'd still be worth it.

>>33811506
>Goggles
>In charge of not being a bitch

Dude what? This is why we love her.

>>33811355
>>33811386

Most likely the only place you're going to meet someone with an interest in ponies and contradictory to common belief all girls there aren't hambeasts.

Also, if you have HIGH standards then you gotta reality check yourself. How handsome and beautiful are you? Try and aim for someone with the same level of aesthetic looks.