this is the new horsetwilight fluttershy keywordsyou know the drill
Pinkie Pie is best pony.
SO HOW BOUT THAT NEW SONGI thought it was great, if a bit too dragged out
>pope
>>33751046Longest and best song of the show
>Cannibalism
>>33751046Listening to it now. I'm not sure whether its jsut because its new and came out of fucking nowhere, but I love it so much.
shut up fluttershy, a couple of my friends will be coming over and we will tickle you raw, you won't be able to breath for a weekanyway, no one has requests? ljldjfal;sdj;falkdjmake me stop drawing porn pls
>that feel when it's 3 pm around here
>>33751046I didn't like it at all
>>33751024>CiderCiderCiderCiderCiderCiderCiderCiderCiderCiderCider>CiderCiderCiderCiderCiderCiderCiderCiderCiderCiderCider>CiderCiderCiderCiderCiderCiderCiderCiderCiderCiderCiderThose leg bends, dat swoon, dat fluttersqueak
>>33751063Why is she blushing?
No, you are the new horse OP. Prepare to experience pain like you've never experienced before.
>>33751063That's not porn.You know what constitutes as porn.
>>33751063>dat ribcageNOPE.
>>33751063No, now draw porn of Twilight.
>>33751046I fucking loved it. When sat down to watch the episode I had to back it up several times and start the song from the beginning to actually get all the lyrics since I was so blown away by MUSIC MAN IN MY PONY.The Flim Flam brothers were two parts Harold Hill and one part Willy Wonka.One of them kissed Applebloom though. Big Mac should have slapped his shit.
>>33751069>That feel when it's freaking 9 pm hereHate that feel. So many things to do, so little time.
>>33751082because joseco that's why
>>33751094Jealous?
>grape
>>33751063Scootaloo and Spitfire cuddling
"Careful, Durpy!"I'm watching this episode right now and hearing Rainbow Dash actually call her "Durpy" really made me cringe. We, the internet, named her Durpy Hooves, but didn't she have a real name? The nod toward the internet community was just so blatant here that it was offsetting. Yeah, I let myself get behind an episode
Y'know Pagemaster I almost went to that first brony meet-up of yours but one of my friends called me up and said Westley Matthews was hanging nearby and I went and got to meet him instead of going to that meet-up. To this day I still wonder what I would have become had I gone there instead. It keeps me up at night.
>rape
>>33751067My friend's a AJfag, but likes my Twaifufics anyway.I want to do an AJ fic but him fapping to my work might feel awkward
>>33751094I want you to know that I instantly thought of you when I saw him kiss Applebloom, Nathan.LET IT NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN
>>33751100No, but I work in a daycare. If I saw some stranger singing and dancing and then kissing one of the kids I was supervising I would do my best to kick his ass
>>33751110Is that so?
>>33751111Pop quiz, where was that first meetup at and when was it?
>>33751111Damn anon, that's real luck right there.
what will Rarity think of your mane? Lovely or Horrid?
Fuck its time for bed..Night general.
>>33751132My hair right now or my usual hair?
>>33751098Joseco and his fucking blush. I want him dead already.
>>33751132Horrid. I only comb it if I am prepping for a job application spree.
>>33751137>>>/b/
>rape and >rape and >rape and >rape and >rape and >rape and >rape and >rape and >rape and >rape and >rape and >rape and >rape and >rape and >rape and >rape and >rape and >rape and >rape and >rape and >rape and >rape
>>33751137When did we become /b/?
>I fixed my sleeping schedule so now I go to bed at 10 pm and wake up at 6 am everyday
>>33751109she had a speculated real name, but it's not like anyone in the show said that motherfucker right there is ditzy. i think rainbow dash just calls her derpy (rainbow dash is an asshole) but apparently i have autism, so whatever.
>>33751137>night general>>>/b/
>>33751097Russia? China?
>>33751147Wait what? Why would I go there? Its horrible.
>>33751097>dat feel when its 5 in the morning and i wasnt sleeping because i was busy drawing humanized pone
>>33751161You would fit right in
>>33751153>not being able to survive off of 4 hours of sleepEnjoy living a long, fulfilling life while I die with more pony.
>>33751148Your collection of >rape is nice..but it needs something..
>>33751114>you will never have friends who appreciate your production of pony erotica
>>33751175>you will never hand friends.ftfywell, ftfm at least
LAST NIGHT I COULDN'TSTOP THINKING OF APPLEJACK PAYING FLIM AND FLAM IN ANOTHER WAY SINCE THEY LOST THE BET.
>>33751169I WAS going to use today for writing a Lovecraft-inspired short story.But now it's five in the morning and I don't know if I can do it.
>>33751114Your friend is fucking weird.
>>33751126Fuck if I remember where. It was like fucking may or some shit.
Why didn't the Flim-Flam brothers just switch back on the quality control of their machine, and press a new, non-fucked batch of cider?That's pretty much the ONLY reason why Applejack got to keep her farm. Because the brothers tarded the fuck out by trying to sell god damn tree-cider to the ponies.
>>33751171I suppose death would bring you to Equestria. If not, maybe you'll even become a pony in the next life.
>>33751170> implying i'm an autistic neck beardStay classy /co/.
>>33751178>That gif
>>33751178Every time I see "flim" I think of Aphex Twin which in turn makes me thing about Skrillex which in turn makes me think of pic related
>>33751161Personal blogging on /co/.>lemongrabUNACCEPTABLLEEEE.wav
>>33751178 Give me your hat.
Have the eurofags finally been educated on what American cider is yet? Or are they still making retarded assumptions.
>>33751191How the fuck do you think of Skrillex when you think of Aphex Twin?
>>33751185It's-a-cartoon-show.png
>>33751184You got the month right at least.Can you at least remember the type of place it was?
>>33751178That gif is incomplete without Twilight in itTwiJack is best shipAfter Twi and myself obviously
if it wasn't for my stupid diet i would totally rape so chocolate cake
>>33751158Close but no cigar. Where I'm from, MLP: FiM ain't even broadcasted here. Sometimes I ask myself what the hell am I even doing here.
>>33751198It's definitely not the watered down shit you find in stores.It's non alcoholic but it's not diluted at all either. Really hard to describe just how great it tastes to one who has never had it before...
>>33751207Where do you live, then?Just wondering because I'm in the same timezone
>MLP: FiM ain't even broadcasted hereI fucking know that feel.
>>33751172>rape, semen, gay, straight, bi, corruption, drugs, cannibalism, murder, vore, torture, CBT, orgies, gang >rape, transformation, sadism
>>33751200Aphex Twin is Sonny Moore's favourite artistCheck out this picYou'll cringe
>>33751212>That feel when it's broadcasted where I live but I can't stand the voice acting
>>33751205OH HELLS YEAH. Thanks for doing my request!
I need a new wallpaper. Preferably subtle.
>>33751196.....wait WHAT?! Since when do I, what?You know what, fuck this i'm out.
>>33751216WHYYYYYYYYYYYYFUCK YOU, SKRILLEX FANS
>>33751197I demand this get ponified
>>33751213You're missing inflation, hypnosis and tentacles
>>33751203Fuck. I think it was at a shopping mall. Lloyd center?
>>33751225
>>33751227You seem like a nice person, I hope folks here didn't scare you away and that you come back to us soon.I really like your mane
>>33751216>they don't know what acid house is
>>33751227>Awesome expression>ruined by eye glitchIf I was at home I'd fix it.
>>33751227Back to /b/ with you then.Your attention span clearly matches theirs.
>>33751237You did your homework. I give you a genuine no-prize!
>>33751252Gee thanks. I used to attend PSU but I transferred down to UO this year.
>>33751232Actually, it'd be breeding instead of inflation and corruption instead of hypnosis. Tentacles are fine, though.
If Flim and Flam are wold famous why didn't anyone know who they were?
>>33751247I've got my eyes on you anon
>>33751263The same way no onw knows who the mane 6 are?
>>33751211Malaysianfag here.>>33751255Oh sweet, do you have this but with Pinkie Pie's cutie mark instead?
>>33751263The main 6 saved Equestria twice. Still nobody recognizes them. Ponies are stupid.
>>33751225Bam.
>>33751272Unfortunately not.
>>33751276>1366x768You disgust me.
>>33751263They were marketing.>Huh? Oh, of course I've heard of the WORLD FAMOUS FlimFlam brothers. I'm cool now, right?
>>33751249fixed it for you
>>33751263Because Ponyville is a backwater redneck nudist town.
>>33751262You already had corruption
>>33751286Oops wrong picture.
>>33751292oh fuck saved
>>33751292>dat question mark
>>33751263They are world famous in their field.You can have the best product in the world but if it is a niche product you will only be famous in that circle.It's like how non gamers don't know who Shigeru Miyamoto is and non film buffs don't know who Martin Scorcese is.
>>33751276Wtf, someone actually saved that wallpaper I did back in like June?>>33751286I should have a 1920x1080 version of it somewhere. I'll try to find it...
>>33751297Nothing wrong with having a good thing twice!On that note, any requests?
Someone should make a gif or video of derpy floating behind another pone doing thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAW2lygZC_4
Does anyone have the most up to date version of this?
>>33751185Why didn't they just serve a barrel from the bottom, a good batch?I suppose they were so caught up in the moment, revelling in their success, that they didn't notice and it was too late to break out the good cider.I require help on this. I don't know how I'm going to make Fluttershy look more three dimensional to go with the rest of the scene.Does anyone have a good lineless shading tutorial? I wish Rose or SB were here.
>>33751309Who is Mayamotto?
>>33751314Pinkie Pie using apple cider as a plot device.
>>33751263Ponyville is a small country town. Small country towns tend to be isolated from international news.
>>33751323This is turning out great
>>33751323Wish I could help, but I know shit all about art.Its looking pretty though.
>>33751314Gilda gets drunk at a bar and hits on Trixie. Flim and Flam provide commentary.
>>33751272Malaysian, huhSGfag here. FiM did air on one of the channels here, but the moment the last episode aired it stopped airing. Pity.
>>33751323>legs>hurfadurf face
>>33751185I Like to think the town would have said it tasted like shit anyway. Did you see how sad they were for the Apples when they lost?
>>33751318
So guys, what do you think?Chimicherry or Cherrychonga? Chimicherry or Cherrychonga? Chimicherry or Cherrychonga? Chimicherry or Cherrychonga? Chimicherry or Cherrychonga? Chimicherry or Cherrychonga? Chimicherry or Cherrychonga? Chimicherry or Cherrychonga? Chimicherry or Cherrychonga? Chimicherry or Cherrychonga? Chimicherry or Cherrychonga? Chimicherry or Cherrychonga?
>>33751225FUCK YOU FLOOD DETECTION AND CAPTCHA FUCKFUCKFUJCKFUFKCUFKFCUFCKJCFUIJK
>>33751350Cherrychonga is better.
>>33751334Really? Shiiit, that's lucky of you guys. Explains why the amount of ponifags there are more compared to here.
>>33751345Thanks!
>>33751350Chimicherry is cuter.
>>33751354HOLY SHIT I'M GONNA USE THIS AS MY WALLPAPER THANK YOU ANON
>>33751337Welp, my confidence is destroyed...I think I'll leave it for tonight.I have this bizzare feel to knock out a picture all at once.Breaking and coming back to it is an alien concept.
>>33751338Come to think of it, Applejack admitted defeat too quickly.The Flim Flam brother's assertion was that they could make enough Cider to SATISFY the entire town in on hour. Satisfaction relies on both having enough to serve everyone AND the quality of taste. Applejack threw in the towel before the second part of the contest had even begun.
>>33751362Where you been my nigga? Why, I haven't seen you post since about the end of the hiatus.
>>33751354Needs "20% COOLER" written on it with purple or some other unreadable color and comic sans.
>>33751364Yes, join our ranks.
>>33751354Laughing for real right now.Well played.
>>33751350Has anybody tried to make one? It's like a deep-fried cherry burrito if I recall, right?
done
>>33751366>Your confidence is destroyed>By a single commentFucking seriously?
>>33751354nigga i cant use that as my wallpaperit isn't in the right resolution
>>33751388Reported
>>33751384I'm emotionally fragile.I think it's why I'm so aggressive.
>>33751380I've seen a pic someone from tumblr did.Looked tasty, its probably pretty much a cherry filled donut.
>>33751386>implying you shouldn't set it to stretch to fit mode
>>33751390Haha why?
>>33751380I think there was a post on EqD full of photos of them.
>>33751386Someone had a 1920x1080 but I didn't save it
Hey, you bronies. I have a question.Is it true that all of you hate Shin0r0z's and SS2Sonic's guts?
>>33751388I thought you said you were out.Get the fuck out.
>>33751404I guess? We hate almost everyone.
>>33751404We're not bronies, and I don't know who either of those 2 are.
>>33751404>BroniesWho the fuck are these people?
>>33751404Yes. Sonics okay imo.we hate Oro because hes a prick
>>33751110I don't get why it says "WORST" and not just "FLUTTERSHY" since that's the correct answer. That's why I skipped that part.
>>33751229Behold!MY HAT!
>>33751404>Bronies
>>33751404Call us mlp fans, ponyfags, hell, we'll take horsefuckers, but for the love of god don't call us bronies.And I've never heard of those two.
>>33751376I've.. kind of been around. Haven't really been in the mood for the threads as much. I drop in every day but eh, I rarely have reason to post
>>33751404Who's SS2Sonic?
>>33751314Lyra jealous of your mad sittin' skills
>>33751110You and I are very close to being bros 4 life.
you guys do know he's a troll right?
>>33751390>10/10.Yes, it took a while but you got me. Let's play again sometime.
>>33751433
>>33751421>That feel when i never get hats cause I always get 2 refined and before I can get the third I always trade them for a bunch of cool weapons
>>33751449Not very hard to realize. He'll still get a ton of responses.
>>33751449Sometimes playing with trolls can be fun.
>>33751449That namefag with the /b/ attitude?Of course he's a troll
Redid the shadowing.
>>33751327>Pinkie actually has a side-business to her job at the Cake's>A small tavern she's built underground at the outskirts of Ponyville, only a few loyal customers knows about it>When she buys up the cider from Applejack, she only drinks half a tankard>For the rest, she uses her reality-bending mechanics to store them at the tavern instantaneously, so she's only appearing to have drunk it all>The cider ferments during the autumn months>Pinkie gets the city's shadier clientele drunk during the winter when there's nothing to do>Alcohol is outlawed in Equestria>This is why the Apples always run out of cider, as they cannot store it nor find a way to prevent fermentation without compromising taste>Pinkie's tavern has an enormous bounty tagged on it by lawponies, as they know citizens are getting drunk but they cannot find the source>Because of Pinkie's ability to bend the laws of reality, it's simply not possible to stumble over the tavern's entrance by chance either>Pinkie could buy Ponyville if she wanted to from profits alone
>>33751384Sensitive people will be sensitive.I'm the exact same way, it takes me days to rebuild my confidence when I receive legit criticism.
>>33751404We hate 0r0 to death and SS2Sonic doesn't show up nearly enough here for us to have an opinion.Personally I don't like his stuff, and I know I'm not alone.
>>33751467More importantly, how the hell... are you holding that sword?
Post some Fluttershy humanizations, please.
>>33751449Hah, that is not the proper way to drink.Nurse Redheart will be unahappy with this misuse of hospital equipment.
anymore drawfriend requests or should i head in early
>>33751439GUy who did this and other "sexy' anthro pictures and random sonic crossovers
>>33751481Since you asked so nicely.
>>33751480back hooves are holding the sheaf of the sword against the front ones
>>33751391>>33751477You need to learn how to take criticism.You NEED to.
>>33751481
>>33751439Probably a nazi.
>>33751388>hurr I'm out>proceed to stay in the thread>someone insults him>HURR DURR SHUT UP TRAWLPlease go back to /b/.
>>33751495>kloudmuttlolwat
>>33751489Oh yeah
>>33751455How could you spend 2 refined for weapons alone? They are worth 1, max 2 scraps each.
>>33751495>JJ blush
>>33751500Dude he's trolling, ignore him
>>33751391If you wanna be a professional porn drawing artist I think you better start learning how to take criticisms and insults.Or else you're going to become another mel the hybrid and no one wants that
>>33751487Something more with Cherry Jubilee would be nice. She has no where near enough art.
>>33751489The guy has talent, I'll give him that.Too bad the subject material isn't that great. make them either humans or ponies, not something in between.
>>33751455You do realize that my "max's severed head" is worth over $120?As in, if I listed it on TF2 trading post, It would easily go for 48+ keys
>>33751495>>33751490>White FluttershyNOPE
>>33751368Considering how shrewd she was to get out of her Pinkie Promise, I'm surprised at that too.
This was supposed to be like the story of John Henry, right? How the asshole with technology isn't as good as the hardworking man doing it the "old fashioned" way? I hated that story when i heard it in school. Yeah, good for you, you beat the guy using a prototype jackhammer by a few feet, but you worked yourself to death doing it you jackass. Same deal here. If the bet was "who can make the most good cider in a day" the Apple family would have lost because they wouldn't have been able to keep up the pace, even with the rest of the main cast helping.Mass production FTW.
>>33751513Trolls used to be clever.
>>33751524You are very bad, bad man.
>>33751470Brilliant.buut wouldn't it backfire though if the Authorities decide to force interrogate the answer out of the drunks regarding the location of said source?
>>33751521>IMPLYING I BUY KEYS
>>33751507I mean, each weapon is worth around 1/2 scraps.
>>337514040r0 is a cunt and a furry, which is reason enough to hate him.I don't know who the other one is, but I doubt I'd like him judging from the fact that he has sonic in his name.
>>33751530Not when they come from ponychan or the /b/ threads
>>337515280.8/10
>>33751524>Fat Pinkie PieThisHumanizationMkaesNoFuckingSense
>>33751517glad to, jubilee is my fav pony
ANYBODY GOES INTO THE CELLAR, YOU TELL SOMEBODY. YES?
>>33751544>Implying black Twilight makes sense
>>33751524Oh god there are so many things wrong with this image...
>>33751521I did not know this. so if I roll a good hat I could get money?
>>33751489I don't really hate sssonic2.He seems like a well meaning furry who caters to his sexually repressed furry videogame playing audience. Can't hate someone for doing something like that.
>>33751449The most obvious trolls are the most fun to fuck with.They believe people replying to them at all means they're successful, and then they usually proceed to make giant retards of themselves, which in turn can lead to some amazing threads.However, this usually results in shitstorms.
>>33751494I know how to take criticism, but that wasn't really criticism I can use to fix up the piece, so all it did was alert me to the problem without any way for me to fix it. I'm utterly fucking hopeless, and so now I don't know what to do.
>>33751544She eats more than the rest of them combined. Makes sense to me.
>me being called a troll>me actually not trollingwell then, let me apologize for my faggotry and head to bed. I wouldn't want to upset anyone else with my shit posting.
>>33751528I love that the Ponyville ponies were sad that the Apple family went out of business, but didn't seem to give a damn when the original pony-pulled trains were replaced with regular ones.
>>33751528The moral wasn't that, it was because the Flim Flams were willing to cut corners and sacrifice quality control in favour of mass production. Their cider was good and they would have been welcome until they showed they were willing to mass produce shit if they needed to.
>>33751517It's a shame they made a cute character with a nice design and didn't have her do much. And then she got overshadowed by Derpy and whatnot.
>>33751560She also moves more than the rest of them combined.
Why did Applejack have to make that stupid bet anyway?>says most of the winter earnings comes from cider>afraid that the FFB would outdo them in cider making, thus stealing their businessBut doesn't the Apple family OWN all the apple trees to begin with? They can set any terms they like. The FFB are the ones who have to pay royalties to use the apple trees.
>>33751544>Pony>Pony eats a lot>IT DOESNT MAKE SENSEright
>>33751561See you tomorrow.
>>33751567Dash would disagree with that assertion.
>>33751559I think he meant that the forehead is too big and the legs are too long.
>>33751489>>33751518It's obviously traced. And if not then very heavy referenced.
>>33751547I don't care much since care about body form. How can anyone who seems to have a 24/7 sugar rush that drinks 5 Hour Energy Drink as a substitute for water be interpreted as a fatass?
>>33751574Yeah, no. Dash is napping most of the time.
>>33751494Don't get me wrong, I can take criticism and learn from it.It just takes me a little while to rebuild my confidence once I do improve whatever I was being criticized about.
>>33751580SUGAR.MAKES.FAT.HOLY FUCK THIS IS BIOLOGY 101.
>>33751567I've seen fast fat people. THey do exist believe it or not.
>>33751566>every-one-shot-character-ever.jpg
>>33751530Yeah, years ago.
>>33751564Right, which is all well and good until the next industrialist with even more advanced technology rolls into town that isn't so much of a charlatan.
>>33751592sumo wrestlers are insane.
>>33751592Being fast =/= moving much.
>>33751592I've seen like ONE fat person who could run pretty well.I've never seen a fat person who is constantly moving like Pinkie is.
>>33751577Ah.Well I'll try to fix her up tomorrow morning.It's too late for that shit now.
>>33751570>Make stupid assumption that you can beat all the competition and brag to all your friends>Proved wrong and have to leave town.>Two times in two episodes.>'Ah didn't learn a thing'
>>33751599
>>33751592Oh god, I remember being challenged to a race by a fat kid back in high school.I proceeded to laugh in his face and accept his challenge.Motherfucker left me in the dust.
what the fuck happened to Sinfestit used to be good
Last night was...What the fuck happened? NTSTS did something?
>>33751624i wasn't here. recap plz.
>>33751524>mfw everytime I see black humanized Twilight...
>>33751550Yes, TF2 players are retarded enough to pay actual money for make believe hats.
>>33751345Who makes these?
>>33751570This.Sell the apples to the Flim Flams at a markup, there's your profit to get you through the winter. Supply increases to meet the demand and everybody makeas a tidy sum.Sure cider prices would rise some, but the quality is essentially the same (as evidenced I think by when Granny Smith sampled some during the song and looked worried for their business) and the demand is there to compensate for it.
>>33751628Saints.
>>33751614That doesn't explain why the whole family went along with it>'Seein as how this here is OUR apple trees to begin with, that's 85% for us, 15% for you!' - Granny Smith
>>33751561And then he never left the thread and continued to be a fail troll.
Dear Princess Celestia, I was going to tell you about how I learned something about the magic of friendship today, but my hips are moving on their own!-Applechan
I don't understand why the Apples didn't raise the price of cider to begin with. Demand far outweighed supply.Oh well.
>>33751481Attitude and Pizazz...
>>33751644BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING...oh. nevermind
>>33751620Too many stories going at once.Bring it back down to two or three, tat. Fuschia and Crim, Seymour/Lil' E/Orange Devil Chick and the misadventures of Slick, Monique and Squiggy.
>>33751632Ponies don't know how capitalism works.They have pretty small brains. They aren't as complex as humans, even when anthropomorphised to the point of cognitive thought.
>>33751647i-know-exactly-why-i-have-a-boner.jpg
>>33751652Filthy Rich did. Hell, that's how he made all his money.I'm surprised he didn't buy up some of their cider too.
>>33751644They're ponies, not Jews.
>>33751652Some of them obviously are smart.
>>33751660>attending the first day of Econ 101>jew
>>33751481Applejack and Fluttershy have yellow coats so they're technically the same pony?
>>33751641
>>33751625NTSTS was upset that his last story, which was TwiDash, was over looked and didn't get much look over, so he deleted all copies of the story. A lot of people objected, and sentenal even saved all his stories on his main GoogleDocs page and uploaded them on a RAR.
daily dosewww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>33751675oh. i thought something important or noteworthy had happened.
>>33751626>>33751626you know, i always thought cherilee was more fitting of the "nerdy black girl" stereotype, not twilight.
>>33751676>That picture
>>33751671I am just trying to learn to draw humanizations, so I guess any will do.
>>33751687TS isn't a nerdy black girl. She's a nerdy Asian girl.
>>33751675I love how that works. Sometimes i draw something and i think it sucks and people fucking love it, and then i spend a bunch of time and make something i think is epic and everyone thinks its meh.
>>33751687No nerd would've dressed like she did when she was younger.She was a party filly.
Why is this a show about interpersonal relationships and not about how fucking awesome Equestria is as a setting? Dragons and shit, a forbidden forest, motherfucking MAGIC.God it feels like so much potential is squandered.
I would love to see Dashie make this ahoge face in bed.
>>33751687Twilight is the "She looks white but you can tell shes part black' girl. cheerilee is full on nerd black
>>33751675I thought it was because the person who requested it didn't like it.Still a pretty retarded reaction, but its at least a better reason than that.
>>33751676Why do you want me to fap to beast?Why?
>>337517001/10 because I replied.
>>33751698>>33751704Should he have deleted it regardless?
>>33751700Because the real magic is friendship, and you had it inside you all along.
>>33751699My teacher used to be a coach back in the dayNow hes a nerd with a buff bodyYU CANT EXPLAEN THAT
>>33751694Asian twilight I can accept but nigger twilight is just fucking retarded. Right along with chubby pinkie pie, retards think eating often will make you fat, it doesn't fucking work that way.
>>33751690google why boner.jpg under images
>>33751698>write Twaifufics which are essentially just my fantasies written down>everyone loves them>put tons of time and effort in thinking through writing a crossover story>no one comments on it at all
>What exactly do you think Fluttershy was doing inside the trees to shake the apples out?
>>33751719>crossover
>>33751676>>33751676>>33751676>my face and my brothers face when we just read this
>Getting mad over your writing is shit/overlooked/criticized>2012Personally I just want to give the occasional stranger on the internet a reason to jack off for reasons he's not entirely comfortable with
>>33751687>Black>Teacherwat?
>>33751524Mudslime Fluttershy? Who did this? We must kill him.
>>33751708Quickly, save what is still left! Search for pone porn! Go!
>>33751722I wanted to draw her buzzing around inside the tree but then I realized I'd just fuck it up so decided to leave the idea.
>>33751722Squirrels.
>>33751698Everybody loves my fics except you guys, but most of you guys hate my fics because you hate me.And let's face it the majority of the rest of the fandom is retarded and can't tell quality if it bit them in the ass.
>>33751632Applejacks plan for making money at the gala was "sell apple-snacks to the guests".And not, you know, chatting up business-pones who are attending, and trying to get a contract or two going.She is a very silly pony.
>>33751723Yes, I know. Still, spent fucktons of time trying to think over the setting properly and planning the three main characters. Of course, this might have more to do with the fact that I only have one chapter out and it's just a intro.>OC fanfic
>>33751737>fanfic
>>33751722SHLICKING!
>>33751731Its too late, Anon.Far too late
>>33751714Didn't read it, although I kept meaning to at least give it a glance. Don't know whether it was worth keeping or not, although some people said it was pretty good.
>>33751734Did you just admit your stories are shit an you know it....?
>>33751734That's because you don't actually do anything contributing to the actual generals, just some questions
>>33751740>greentext
>>33751701I know that feel.
>>33751719I wrote a webcomic for several years. A gag that appeared in one of the very first strips, and never appeared again, became the most talked-about and referenced aspect of the comic throughout it's entire run. I didn't think it was that funny when I wrote it and was just trying to crank out the day's strip.Meanwhile the strips that I agonized over were often never commented on and everyone forgot about them in less than a week. No accounting for taste, really.
YOUR FAVORITE PONE IS NOW A ZIBBA WHAT DO
>>33751753What the fuck is a zibba?
>>33751753But dudePinkie was always black
>>33751753>WE PRINCESS NOW
>>33751757google it moron
>>33751753DROP THE BEAT AND LIGHT UP THE MICROPHONE WITH SOME SICK RHYMES
>>33751763>Some BR websites>A band>A WoW skill
>>33751745Know, I just admitted that I can't get useful feedback anywhere anymore.I know a lot of my stories are shit and I know that others are pretty good (as was the general consensus on /co/ when I wrote them before I fell out of what little favor I had).And fuck, I've been up for 24 hours why don't I feel tired?
>>33751752What is this webcomic?
>>33751763http://www.zibba.com.br/#/en/home
>>33751752Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff?
>>33751676What the everloving fuck?
>>33751729>>33751729logic doesnt applies to ponyville>>33751728>>33751728you have a weird hobby bro...>>33751775your stories arent shit you are
What do sweaty pony smell like
>>33751752Pants are Overrated is that you?
>>33751777No.>>33751787No.>>33751796No.
>>33751793scootanon I want to draw a pretty picture of scootaloo what should it be
>>33751794Just a wild guess
1-7 - pony for one hour then continue work8-0 - continue work for one hour then reroll
>>33751799Are you just going to say "No" to all of our guesses?
>>33751809
>>33751793Maybe if you actually did something except masturbate over scootaloo and rainbow dash I would value your opinion Scootanon
>>33751809AHA YOU STILL LOST WITH THOSE ODS. HAHAHAENJOY YOUR NO PONY FAGGOT
>>33751809>Sunday>work
>>33751801>>33751801scootaloo sleeping and hugging his scooter as if it was a plush bear.
>>33751801>>33751801Draw Scootaloo driving her scooter up Rainbow's tight ass
Is there already a pic of Zecora with a long neck?Because I dreamed of one and started to draw it but now I'm not sure if it isn't based on something that I may have seen already.
I actually had this idea of a villain that would be a djinni released from his lamp by Spike. After getting two wishes (for Applejack's harvest to be fruitful and Rarity's show in Canterlot not to fail), he decides to free the Djinni, who immediately fucks up all of Equestria like discord did.
>>33751829SCOOTALOO IS A NOT MALEUNLESS YOU REALLY WANT HER TO BE
>>33751046ARE YOU KIDDING?I fucking love how it was dragged outit was long, amazing, and magnificentit made this ep from 8/10 to 10/10
>>33751829>his
>>33751829do you have a good reference picture of her scooter?
>>33751829>>33751832Something's not right here...
>>33751832
>>33751838>>33751841goddammit i called her a he again.>scootaloo uses facebook.exe
>>33751855Can we agree that sweetie is female?
>>33751070WOWWAY TO BE A FAGGOTCease_ CONFIRMED FOR BIGGEST FAGGOT TRIPGET OUT OF HEREYOU PLEB
>>33751861No.
>>33751862He's such a fucking pleb.
Holy shit the thread is slow today.What's everyone's favorite individual scene from season 2 so far?
>>33751866huge ass pleb
>>33751842not really... its just a blue board though, its very simple.
>>33751070Ah, a man of discerning taste.What was your favorite song Cease?
>>33751864Come on dude, At least Sweetie.At least Sweetie
>>33751872>Hi GIIIIIIIIIIIIRLS
>>337510700/10>>>/mu/song was just 2deep4u
How much would you pay Pinkie Consuela Pie to clean your house?
>Pony penises are prehensile
>>33751884Robots can't have gender, silly.
>>33751892All of my bits.
>>33751872Does it have to be an individual scene?Because I want to say the entire letter to Celestia from this episode."I DIDN'T LEARN JACKSHIT LOL" and that dance just made everything perfect.
>>33751855i even forgot my pic
>>33751895YOU ARE A FAGET
>>33751872>Trustfall
>>33751872Rarity's reaction after she sees the monument Sweetie made to her love for her sister.>My one and only sister, what have I done!
"That was the best I ever had, Applejack!"
>>33751872I"m a Flutterfag, so my vote is for that scene at FS's house in Luna Eclipsed.
>>33751914why is twijack so awesome
>>33751872Sweetie Belle hopping across the mud in the big raceIts just so cute...
>>33751872Twilight vs her discorded friends in her home.'My friends.......HAVE TURNED INTO COMPLETE JERKS!'
>>33751914yeah that cider was pretty great
>>33751872"I DIDN'T LEARN SHIT TODAY" and every scene with Discord.
>>33751914>That was the same thing I thought when I saw that scene for the first timeGod damn you General!
>>33751928SUCK MY NUTS TWILIGHT
So, basically, that cider machine made a product just as good as what the entire Apple family makes, but way, way faster?How has Applejack "won" here? Pony technology has seemingly advanced to the point, where her families cider-skills have been obsoleted. Her family has no future in cider-making. And if cider making is what keeps Sweet Apple Acres afloat through the winter, then how will the farm survive?
>>33751943Did anyone ever taste the machine made cider?
>>33751940LET ME SHOW YOU MY DICK FIRST
>>33751914I would gently lick the sweat from Twilight's mare nipples.
>>33751951IS THAT A CHALLENGE?
>>33751928The black nerdy girl and the confident southern hard working gal. It's a pretty common trope.
>>33751872Luna's arrival in Luna Eclipsed probably. Really liked how they did the sky chariot part
>>33751959>black>twilight>not pinkieLet me ask you, who would be really loud in a movie theater? Pinking or Twilight?
>>33751950didn't granny smith?
>>33751957*extreme echoes*"What in the world is this for?"
>>33751968>Pinkie>BlackTHAT'S MORE RETARDED THAN BLACK TWILIGHT AND FAT PINKIE COMBINED.
>>33751943BUT THEY MAKE IT WITH LOVE!LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED!
>>33751968Not all niggers are loud or obnoxious anon.
>>33751983Think about it dude, it just makes sense
>>33751950Granny Smith did and made an expression that she thought it was worryingly good.Why didn't they just buy the machine using the zap apple profits? Then they could use the extra time to diversify their crop output?
>>33751968>pinking>pinkie ravishing your butthole with her hooves
>>33751995No, it doesn't make sense at all.
>>33752003It did when I read it months ago
>>33751950Granny smith did, and seemed to find it on par with what the Apple family was selling.
>>33751972Yes, Granny Smith did.She reacted favourably to it (albeit silently), then she reigned in her reaction realising it could undo everything.
>>33751997>>33752012>>33752014fuckin granny smith, that cunt
>>33751983>implying black Pinkie doesn't make a shitload of senseShe's irresponsible, suffering from ADD, Loud, Obnoxious. She's a pink nigger.
>>33751928[spoilers]Because it's the most canon pairing[/spoilers]
>>33751995>loud as fuck>constant partying>stays at the cakes' place and eats all their food when she should be working
>>33752019But she isn't sassy enough.
>>33751950Yeah, Granny Smith did.She made a "this is some good shit" face. Followed by a "guilty as fuck" face once she realised that all he blustering about how her cider is full of love and care and glitter-farts, was bullshit. That damn machine made cider just as good as she could make.
>>33751997The Apple family are never in profit. No matter what they sell or how well it sells, they always seem to be in a constant state of barely able to break even.
some one wanted cherry jubilee fanart?i guess i'm done, wow mlpg was pretty light on art requests today
>>33752025oh shit
>>33752025damn it this was meant to be a reply to this >>33752003
>>33752019Wow, only black people can be irresponsible, loud and obnoxious all the while suffering from ADD?
>>33752027
anyone want to help me out here?
>>33752032Sunday afternoons are.
>>33752019No black I've met is loud and obnoxious.Granted, I don't live in America.
>>33752042YES
Any artbro taking requests?
>>33752025>eating too many sweets>getting wasted on cider>wanting to take care of "chillans"
I've never human anypone before. Opinions?
>>33752032Holy shit I love that.Thanks man.
>>33752031One of them has a gambling problem.It's clearly Applejack, she always enters competitions and loses.
>>33752051Depends on the request.
>>33752031So as hard as they work, and as good as their products are, they always subsist?What do they spend money on anyway? They don't wear clothes, they own their property and they probably grow their own food. Where exactly do the profits go?
>>33752061AJ in this picture, the dollar bills replaced with bits.
>>33752032d'oh i forgot to remove the jubilee reference picfuck me
>>33752048In America, nearly all blacks are loud and obnoxious save fore the few wealthy/studious ones.
>>33752057Well it looks like a human alright.Better than what I just spent like an hour on.
And so, the industrial revolution was delayed in Equestria for another generation.They are still about on the same level of technology as they have been for at least the past 1000 years.
>>33752057I like it, it's cute.
>Twidash completely wrecks all Twilight and Rainbow Dash related ships forever
>>33751914
>>33752073>Computer in Twilight's basement>Hydroelectric dam
Alright guysOn a scale of 1-10How much of a cunt is Rarity?
>>33752032The Best Little Whorehouse in Equestria?
>>33752069Haha that pictureThat will teach him to open his big whiny mouth
>>33752057fix her left side of her facecover it with hair or align it betterwould definitely benefit it
>>33752066Granny Smith's medical bills. Applejack's reason for wanting to go to the Gala and sell stuff was precisely for a hip operation.
>>33752069I'd suggest altering the sentence to be grammatically collect.>After all, she's from Ponyville and new around here.
>>337520853.>Search all over Equestria for one of their friends.>Abandon two in the process and forget about them.Yeah, she's got the patience of a saint. Would you want to admit to being with Twilight after her dancing?
>>33752081not to mention the whole established railroad network and steam locomotives, electric lights, refrigerators and all that other stuff
>>33752112>DJ equipment, strobe lighting, music speakers, microphones.
>>33752032>>33752032>cigarrete-holder thing is defying gravityhmmm...
>>33752105>Abandon two in the process and forget about them.Um...she was one of those two who were abandoned. Do you have RD on the mind?
>>33752085Rarity is pretty racist, but then I'm pretty racist myself so I can relate to that. I've been called a huge asshole before too.I guess Rarity is a huge gaping asshole but I love her for it.
>>33752105I would but that's biased since she's my waifualso yeah, a strong 3
>>33752085does she love and take care of her sister?oh wait she doesnt! max cunt whatever that is
>>33752098Yet she still does stuff like donate all her prize money to the town hall.Damn it Pony Obama, get in there with your socialised healthcare already!
>>33752140Do you know how annoying those little cunts can be?
>>33752068Sorry, not that it would be too hard but I'm not really inspired and I should be reading now.Maybe >>33752069 could do it for you?
>>33752127It's called pone. Embrace it.
>>33752148>I wish I had a little sister
>>33752140Yeah but she ended up eventually tolerating her sister.
>>33752149That would be great
>>33752127sup Scootanon
>>33752160I GUESS THAT MAKES UP FOR IT, RIGHT?
>>33752140she didthe little sister just kept fucking everything up
On a scale of 1 to 10 how waifu is Twilight?
>>33752140Somehow I don't think you have a little sister
>>33752125I was wondering if that stuff wasn't magic though, as the DJ was a unicorn, and the other times we have seen ponies playing music its been from a gramophones
>>33752181EVERYONE TWIFUS
>>337521811.
>>3375218111
>>33752181>no physical deformities>no mental health issues0/10 would not bang
>>3375218111, best waifu
>>33752184I DONTLITTLE SISTERS ARE REALLY CUTE, AND THATS IT, RIGHT?
>>33752181I don't waifufag anyone.
>>33752206Not even a little?
>>33752080brb fapping
>>33752200>>no mental health issues>>TwilightOf course, Anon. Of course.
>>33752200fuck you
>>33752214No.
>>33752200she has a big thing sticking out of her headthat's a pretty big physical deformity
>>33752140My niece livers with me, I had to adopt her because my sister tried to commit suicide several times and was admitted.She's basically like my little sister, so I kinda do for all intents and purposes.
>>33752230Are you sure?
>>33752214I don't think I could choose between the flower trio.Pony-polygamy?
>>33752140Bro, do you even have a little sister?I do, and there were times when we were younger that I wanted to shove her face into a deep frier.I thought the retarded shit she did was unique to her, but then I made friends with a few people who had little sisters and realized how wrong I was.She still does retarded shit, but nothing to the extent of when she was a kid.
>>33752238Pretty sure.
>>33752206NOT EVEN TINY ONE?
>>33752206You're missing out on the >feels by not having a waifu bro.
>>33752249I know, but I just can't bring myself to waififag a cartoon horse.
>>33752214Roseluck is a pretty pony.
>>3375218110. Best waifu.
>>33752249>tfw no pony
>>33752257You're up early
>>33752242>>33752184>>33752205I feel like I missed out on so much
>>33752255EVEN IF SHE WAS BLUE???
>>33752186Funny how in Lesson Zero, Dash had a plastic pump-bottle of sunblock.Yet steam trains and zeppelins seem to be the most advanced form of locomotion ponies have.
>>33752249Not a lot of >feels are written about Applejack
>>33752257>>33752242Yes, Rose is prettiest pony, bar none. The other two flower maniacs are awesome too however.And interestingly enough this is the first time Rose has ever appeared outside of a flower trio gag. Whoever put her there is my hero.
Quick, I need all the abelist pictures/caps you have.
>>33752263Apparently I'm having new tiling installed in the bathroom and I can't sleep through a hammer over my head banging against the floor.
>>33752249>having legitimate romantic feels for a cartoonI feel so sorry for your parents.You probably tried to fuck your imaginary friend on more than one occasion.
>>33752277how can you >feel for a background character?
>>33752287it's just so funny
>>33752283I was disappointed that she didn't treat the Flim-flam's appearance with her usual fear and shock.
>>33752293Waifus are just for fun bro.it's like having a favorite character that you care for more than usual.
>>33752293Look at this guy, restricting his feelingsWhat a puritan
>>33752296People are >feeling for a lot of other background poniesI dont see why I can't >feel for Applejack
>>33752308Actually she kind of did, it was just subtle. Compare her reaction to the ponies around her. I'll post that in the next thread whenever it spawns
>>33752341>i don't feel.jpg
>>33752341Applejack is no background ponyDon't let any faggot tell you otherwise
>>33752355
>>33752341because those background characters have a developed character and personaApplejack is just a standing rock
>>33752368YOU'RE A STANDING ROCKINSIDE
If Ponyville runs out of cider, then Cheerilee can no longer face the children.
>>33752386oppp looked pretty crushed too
>>33752368
>>33752368Except no they haven't. Their personalities is entirely subject to change based on the episode and the animator doing the scene.The only background character who has a personality, and that's Derpy. HOWEVER due to the recent ableist and tumblr shitstorm over it, I think her personality (if we ever see her with dialogue again) will be different.
>>33752386The only reason Applebloom is still allowed in school despite her poor grades is because the staff room must be supplied with a full keg of cider at all times.
>>33752398dude I was jokingof course a main character has a more developed personality than a background picture, no matter the lack of relevance>implying Applejack is a main character
>>33752398I don't. The show already features two prominent male retards which nobody gives a flip about. Now we get a female one. I mean snails even has a cutie mark that advertises him as slow. Where was the shitstorm for those two?The ableist whiners will get some lipservice at best and be thoroughly ignored. The only thing that may change about derpy is her voice and thats because her VA admitted to mistaking the character for a young male
>>33752398Eveything is subject to change.you can bet your ass that Derpy will have a proper female retard voice in season 3.
>>33752426I dunno, the studio didn't get any shitstorm over Snips and Snails, but they did over Derpy.They have no reason to change something if they don't get hate for it, do they?
Is there a reason there are nine unconfirmed reports on the archive?
>>33752446But that would require effortWe're talking about Hasbro here
>>33752449Unconfirmed reports are just threads that have at least one keyword in the op.People are talking about ponies a lot I guess.FUCK YOU I DID SO TYPE IN THE VERIFICATION
>>33752458Yes but they are literally all troll threads. Did we piss anyone off today?
I'm sad that pony-thor didn't just slam down the cider mug and yell 'another'!
>>33752468How has that comic not been drawn yet?
>>33752473It's good to have you back Anonymous.
>>33752448A couple of blogs that exist to whine about a subject whining about that subject and some hate male from some aspies on EQD hardly qualifies as a shitstorm, especially on this scale
>>33752473Enjoy your pony while it lasts.
>>33752473lets see what we got here...
>>33752473>pony for one hourAHAHAHAYou'll be here at least three
I just saw the entire first episode on swedish television.Those voice actors.Fucking torture.Gumball and Adventure Time had great VA's though, it's so unfair ;_;
>>33752489Hes fairly good at keeping to the roll actually.
>>33752477Thanks, but I found out I have to go out right after I posted that. Woe is me.
>>33752492>sweden
HORSE MUST BE NEW
>>33752492SWE?
>>33752492I don't know what it is about FIM and foreign dubs. They are either really good or really badthere is like no middle ground
>>33752467>implying we ever actually piss anybody offIt's always the colon cramped from /v/, or aspies from /b/ that start the troll threads.They need no provocation, they just randomly get a hair up their collective asses and start shitting all over /co/.
>>33752504I am currently in the process of renewing a horse.
Making new thread.
>>33752503>>33752505yeauhI was watching it with my 19 year old sister, she enjoyed it>>33752507true
>>33752511Funny considering there are so many ponyfans that actually use /v/ and /b/ without bringing it up there.
>>33752518>>33752523new horse race
>>33752492I know that feelWhen I saw the second episode in my language I only got till Giggle just to see how much they can rape the song seeing how they already destroyed everything elseThat was also horribleAt least it will never be uploaded to the internet
>>33752526don't you do incest in sweden?
>>33752511We always take the opportunity within this community to not be assholes
Huh i never noticed ponyfans was a banned phrase.
I'll make a new thread!
>>33752479Letters were written, dude. People wrote to Faust, Sibbsy, et al on Deviant-art, emails were sent, it might not have been a massive scale shitstorm akin to the likes of SOPA, but it's big enough to draw Hasbro's attention. Especially when mothers of children who watch the show had something to say about it.
>>33752528I was lucky enough to mistype the verification before I accidentally a second thread.
>>33752527Those are the exact same trolls bro.
>>33752546>>33752546>>33752546>>33752546New horse
>>33752526SWE?SWE?GER PENGAR VÄNLIGEN JAG RAPPORTER DEG
>>33752537>>33752537ponyfans
>>33752572ponyfans
>>33752535Yes *heh* it's all true
>>33752579What the hell why was i getting a banned text warning then?
>>33752548Why do mothers ruin everything?Why?What do they think they're protecting their kids from?Do they seriously believe their children will never have to deal with shit like mentally handicapped people IRL?
>>33752591Were you trying to type any pony or every pony?They are banned.
>>33752592They don't think thingsever.
>>33752592Political correctness is sickening.
>>33752548Do you have any idea how often letters are written to studios and broadcasters and in what volume? Ignoring fan mail, which is still very much a thing, it would take several dumptrucks full of the stuff to so much as get a mention at the executive level. FIM is one of like 50 properties/shows they are dealing with.At the studio level, they are probably laughing about the whole thing.
>>33752612No i typed >Funny considering there are so many ponyfans that actually use /v/ and /b/ without bringing it up there.Which gives you the banned text warning. But spoiler tags inside the word pony fix it.
>>33752615I hope whoever started the whole political correctness bullshit died alone, slowly and painfully.
>>33752648It was me. I'm sorry
>>33752618It's likely, but I did hear that Hasbro issued an apology because of it, and would work to have the issue rectified.Wether this is all chinese whispers or hyperbole from the mouths of trolls remains to be seen.
>>33752642"many ponyfans">any ponyIts there bro, just hidden.
>>33752648I fit loads of minority groups that suffer from persecution and what have you and i hate the PC bullshit far more.
>>33752667Ah yes, obvious now that i think about it.
>>33752675That's real fuckin neato.
