Horse should horse horse

IT'S MY PONE, AND I NEED IT NOW

"A masterpiece!" - IGN

AUTISM RAGE THREAD

Post rage inducing DA pics

these threads are so fun around this time

>another fucking fagnig thread

Would you Rarity?

>>33748796

>>33748799
This .gif is boring

>>33748797
>Cutie mark isn't dead parents.

>>33748809

>legs

>>33748813
10/10

>>33748809
Humanized? Yes
Pone? Maybe
Anthro? HAHAHA NOOOOPPEEE

>>33748802
Horrid and unstylized.

She would shave me bald.

>>33748809
Rarity? No.

Rarity in stirrups? ... Maybe.

>>33748815
No fuck you

>>33748802
>>33748821
Are you fucking serious?

>>33748813
that face she makes is priceless

.gif for the .gif god

>>33748821
>not using 4chan X
>broken spoilers, broken spoilers everywhere
Get a load of this faggot.

>>33748809

You have NO IDEA what I've been through today to see this thread.

>>33748821
>short hair

Not much to look at.

>you just really need your life back
>there isnt any other option
>you take fluffy pony out driving with you
>drive out into the mountains
>get out of the car and walk around
>tell her you forgot something
>you'll have to go back and get it
>she should just wait there until you came back
>she obediently sits down to wait
>you drive away and never return

you would think professional salespones would be smarter than that.

>>33748809
I would fuck all forms of Rarity.

>>33748809
>Back legs are fucking long compared to the front.
>You are now imagining Rarity walking with her snout on the ground.

Yes, I know it's because the legs are fucked, but the image in my head is fucking hilarious.

Shes like one of those Ratfink dragsters.

Just finished this. Thoughts?

>rape

>>33748854
Which is?

Pinkie thread

>you will never accidentally walk in on human rarity drying up after taking a shower

>>33748847
Someone do that gif but with >SWTOR, ME2, DA2, and other Bioshit

>>33748860
>not putting her in a burlap sack with a few rocks and throwing her in the river

>>33748860
> what you go back and get is your life
> you never feel bad about it
> secretly smile every time you think of that tiny skeleton in a carona of rotten pony-fluff fur

>>33748880
shifting gears to the affirmative
post robot ponies

>>33748887
>iPod touch
>320x480
>not using retina display iPod
AHAHAHAHH faggot

>>33748883
How does a pony draw blood?
They have no canines.

>>33748908
>iPad
>Basically a scaled up iPod
>About $300 more
Get a load of this faggot

>>33748913
Furious penis-in-vagina sex.

>>33748913
RD has canines you twit. All Pegasi need the proteins in meat to help keep their energy up and wing muscles in shape

>Fluttershy will never rape you
Just kill me now

>>33748880

Not to be rude or anything, but do you think you could use a different name? I was kind of already using this one for a while.

>>33748916
Im not using an Ipad, moron. Im using a 4th gen ipod touch
you idiot

>You suffer a heart attack from too much spaghetti
>Fluffy pony tries to wake you up but you dont respond
>She desperately tries CPR, but she has no idea how to do it
>She just hugs your chest for hours, trying to get you to wake up

>>33748923
Makes sense.
Hentai taught me that.

Also forests are dangerous if you wear a school uniform.

>>33748880
>custom robot 9 tripcode
NOPE

>>33748937
This is a happy feel.

I've always wanted to be a corpse.

>>33748930
get the fuck out of here you goddamn faggot. take your tripfag drama back to ponychan.

>>33748886
And it shall be!

>>33748930
>Trying to be nice.
>On 4chan.

I like it.

>>33748864

Then we would have just gotten the "machine made is worse, therefore they lose" message in a more traditional, and infinity more hamfisted manner.

Frankly, getting that tired old aesop in a more modern fashion, in which the mass produced model isn't bad in and of itself and its being an arrogant douche and/or cutting corners that will screw you in the long run was refreshing.

As per usual, ponies takes a really tired, overused cliche and makes it tolerable or better.

>>33748906
I thought the gag would be played out after Sweetie's first appearance.
To my surprise they did manage to milk an entire episode worth of gags from Sweetie Bot.

Tob bad her Rarity is so flat and unfunny.

2 in the morning threads are GOD tier

>>33748887

>she will never stand there in nothing but water and a thin towel, her eyes lingering over your crotch, before meeting your gaze and saying it's rude to keep a lady waiting.

>>33748950
God damn it that fluffy pony isnt fully fluffy. It needs fluffier mane and tail. And a fluffy face.

I'm reiterating my desire for a drawfag to drawfag a beer pone.

Please. I need this.

>>33748930
Well this is awkward. I used to only post anon until I started drawing. Would this be better? Its what I go by on pretty much everything.

>>33748964
And it is not nearly on fire enough.

>>33748964
DID SOMEONE SAY FLUFFY?

>>33748880
Abridged Series

>>33748930
>using a name
what a faggot

>Taking home your Fluffy Pony for the first time
>She is a cute little orange Fluffy Pony
>She has an apple fluffy mark so you name her Lil Applejack
>Decide that you don't want your Fluffy Pony to die
>Take absolute safety measures and keep her in a cage
>It's a little confining but she seems to like it
>Runs in her little wheel
>Plays happily
>Leave to make dinner
>Get back
>Lil Applejack has somehow become trapped in her water bottle
>Fluffy Pony has, against all odds, drowned.

>>33748960
Not every episode can be perfect. But Sweetie Bot does help alot

I wonder what their next parody will be of...

>>33748974
I don't get this...

>>33748969
>Beer pony.
This will only happen if some retarded faggots make enough quick fics to make a personality to make a beer pony happen.

And good luck with that shit.

>>33748946
The 9s a coincidence. I only use the trip when posting drawings anyway.

>>33748992
His hair is fluffy

>>33748992
Then you need to watch some stand up comedy, my friend

>>33748999
>Nine is a coincidence
>triple nines

>>33748930
what do you contribute? i will judge who is worthy to keep the name.

>fluffy pony has fluff cancer
>it's terminal

I played this and now I'm madly in love with Hanako.

But I keep imagining her as fluttershy when I go through the H scenes again.

>>33749008
What is this comedy you speak of?

>>33748995
Goddammit. I can't writefag right now either, I'm too drunk.

I WANT A BEER PONE

>>33749015
>anthro
you faggot

>>33748992

Just some dude with his hand down his pants, waiting for someone to post the words "fluffy pony". Nothing new or original or interesting to see here.

That's Gabriel Iglesias - a lot of his comedy's about being fat, or as he puts it, "fluffy"

>>33748999

good night mlpg

>>33748990
Their Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Versions are pure gold though...
They should do stuff with those...

Goodnight everyone.

>>33748969
>>33748995
>>33749024
>beer pone

I'll see what I can do on the writefag front

>>33748969
Only beer? we need Tequila, Whisky, Wine and Vodka ponies too

>>33749019
>Hanako
Betafag that can't handle a real woman detected.

>>33749064
HOW IS THAT PONY HOLDING THAT PEN?

>>33749064
Jessy go to bed

>>33749047
>>33749064
don't sleep, post pones.png

>>33749047
I'd wish you good night but you posted worst pony, I hope you get nightmare now.

>>33749024
>You get a beer pone.

>It's an Arrogant Bastard beer pone.

>It has giant hipster glasses and spouts one liners and bitches about old people.

>>33749019
Because she is human Fluttershy with burn scars

>>33749069
I call Bourbon Pone or Vodka pone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vykzlOaxeJU
I loop inspiration music while drawn

>>33749041
>hands down my pants
You guys arent even posting goot r34 anymore, theres nothing to fap to. Why would I have m hands down my pants?

>Sleeping with pony
>She's just over 5" when stretched out
>Unusually warm
>Softer than you expected
>Doesn't smell too bad
>Has the sweetest, softest snore
>Right before you finally doze off
>frrrrrrrrt

>>33749083
>hipster beer pony
>not PBR

Arrogant Bastard is pretty damn good though.

>>33749079
He didn't post twist but whatever. Sleepy ponies are cute

>>33749100
>Not casually scratching your balls while browsing MLPG
>Two thousand and twelve

>>33748951
>>33748982

I don't ever trip or namepost except when posting a drawing. I'm just letting him know since he may not be aware and he may be mistaken for me since I think at least a couple people know me from streams and stuff. I'm sure neither of us would want to cause confusion.

>>33748972

It's fine, I just didn't know if you knew! I don't do much anyway but I do know a few people from here and it could be confusing for them. Since that's resolved I'll go back to lurking after this. Thanks!

>>33749105
>Implying that mares fart

>>33749107
Eh, first beer to come to my head.

>fluffy pony keeps shitting
>wont use her litter box
>wat do

Running out of space on my hard drive. Time to delete my seven gigs of pony.

>>33749069
I'd kill for a rum pony too.

But beer pony seems more palatable.

>you are now imagining slurping desperately at beer pone's carbonated vagina, happily drinking down her delicious malty, hoppy fluids

>>33749131
Put a cork in her ass and tell her you'll be very angry if she takes it out.

>>33749137
>That feel when running out of space
6gb free space out of 1tb master race reporting in

>>33748963
P
L
E
A
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E
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E
S
P
O
N
D

>>33749131
>Turn entire house into sand box.
>Carry sand blaster around.
>Whenever you see fluffy pony, turn on sand blaster and go to work.
>When she cries tell her "Life is a beach!"

>>33749115
>secretively itching his sack

>>33749122
>implying they don't

>>33749122
>Implying they do anything but.

>>33749147
Use a chili pepper instead of a cork.

>>33749159
Shout still posts here?

>>33749165
>chili pepper
>not ginger

>year of the dragon

>>33749144
>Her.
>Vagina.

Oh dear..
He thought beer pony was FEMALE.
This is hilarious, don't tell him what the 'tap' is.

>>33749122
Horses fart all the time, constantly.

>>33749165
Use a stick of ginger.

Fill it out and critique the one before you.

>>33749117

Just popping my head into this discussion to say I don't even nametag when I post drawings/coloring jobs.

...although I haven't drawn anything for /co/ since around the time Marvel Vs. Capcom was coming out. (pic related) - but I colored some stuff for the Serenity storytime a week or so ago.

>>33749155
>fluffy pony shits
>rolls in it
>you grab her roughly around her neck and force her face into it, screaming "BAD PONY. BAD PONY"
>take her outside
>get the power hose
>blast her in the face over and over
>aim it in her mouth when she screams
>stop briefly to watch her sputter

>>33749172
He hasn't drawing anything for a while, but he still posts.

>Talking about farting.

Welp that does it for me, time for bed.

>>33749173
>ginger
>implying a chili pepper wouldnt hurt her infinitely more

>>33749196
I would figure Deadpool would not give a fuck if he got shot in the face over a slice of pizza.

I'm getting kind of sleepy too.

What hat should beer pone have?

Post some ponies or somethin' you boring sons'abitches

>>33749194
I'll start. Let's hear it /co/

>>33749212
It depends on what kind of chili

So I was watching gurren lagann again and decided to try drawing and color it for the first time. I have no idea what i'm doing.

>>33749222
A beer cap, obviously.

>>33749222
A fedora.

>>33749226
we get it, you made a template once. enough

>>33749229
Bhut Jolokia chili pepper. And tell her she isnt allowed to take it out no matter what. It'll hurt her so much, but she doesnt want to disappoint you again.

>>33749207
Awww...RD let Fluttershy be in front of her

>>33749194
>>33749226
g2g ponychan, faggots

>>33749194

Twilight
Sweetie
Celestia
Octavia
Mayor Mare

Mane-tie between pinkie and fluttershy
Filly-all fillies are shit tier and you should feel bad for liking them
Secondary-spitfire
BG-WHAI DURPEY OF COURES
worst-all fillies

Also I doodled this while I was bored earlier. Seemed MLPG relevant.

>>33749244
Why don't you like having fun?

GIGA HORN BREAKKKKKKARRRR

>>33748799

>>33749196

Here's another one.

>>33749214

Hell, either of them could survive the other emptying a magazine into their face.

"I paid for the pizza, man!"
"I got us the 2-liter and breadsticks!"
"You beat up the delivery guy and stole someone else's order!"
"Your point?"

Oh you fuckers. You made me go archive diving for this.


>your fluffy pony was outside in the yard while you were away
>from what you can tell now, someone jumped the fence, ran over to fluffy pony, force-fed her chili peppers and put one in her anus
>she couldnt get it out
>her mouth, throat, and ass were burning with the fire of a thousand suns for three hours before you came home
>you find her in the corner
>the fluff around her face matted down with tears and vomit
>she's shaking and crying
>the house is a mess
>she trashed everything running around trying to get the chili pepper out of her
>you take her to the vet
>she never really recovered
>she's afraid of strangers now
>she also has a phobia of defecation
>for a full week she refused to relieve herself, out of fear
>soon her colon burst
>she died of sepsis

>>33749251
Nice choice.
But you have to do it first.

>implying dbz abridged isn't the best abridged

>>33749290

>>33749296
Well it sure as hell wasn't worth it

>>33749283
Fun is overrated

>>33749283
ur a feget

>>33749298
>eat something red
>tell fluffy pony it's a really sweet candy
>give her the pepper
>watch the chaos unfold

>>33749313
oHO thats what we couldn't see

>>33749290

My god, Fluttershy sleeps in the nude!

It's always the quiet ones...

>>33749322
>Fluffy pony dies

You can either
A: Become an incredibly talented artist that everyone admires

or
B: Kill all bronies forever and MLP:FiM becomes a trendy underground /co/ thing again

>>33749346
I choose C: Kill you, continue this thread.

>>33749194

>>33749346
Yes

>>33749346
A.
Fuck the rest of the fandom, I couldn't care less about their existance. I'll take the free life's work of effort, thanks.

>>33749362
Has he face been smeared with shit or...?

> rose is ready to draw mlp porn

my life is complete

>>33749377
or maybe you could learn to fucking read...?

>>33749379

Stop that.

>>33749377
someone asked for carrot top cream pie.

>>33749379
What makes you say that?

>>33749379
commision info where

>>33749385
Last I recall cream isn't brown. Look at her chin.

what's his bright idea?

>>33749398
carrot top forgot to shave that morning.

>>33749409
>his

nigga what?

>>33749409
>his
Sudden gender epiphany clearly.

>>33749313

>Fluttershy goes to see Twilight Sparkle about something
>Twilight Sparkle goes into the other room for something
>Fluttershy notices something sticking out of a cabinet
>tries to stop herself, but curiosity gets the better of her
>she can't get a good look at it, so she eases the cabinet open
>a black shiny rubber curry-comb falls to the floor
>Fluttershy turns beet red, staring at it in shock
>Twilight Sparkle comes back, sees Fluttershy looking at something on the floor
>Realizes what it is and turns just as red
>There's a long, awkward silence
>it starts to vibrate, skittering in a little circle on the floor

>>33749409
>rape

>>33749426
>>>/b/

>>33749418
>>33749422
oh fucksake
i blame scootaman pictures

Derpy became my favorite background pony last episode.

I don't actually hate any ponies, but Gilda isn't a pony so someone has to take her place

1,2,3,4,5
rewatch lesson zero
6,7,8,9
go to bed
0
take up art

>>33749322
>Bring home some seeds for your garden.
>Tabasco berates you, asking what you bought.
>"Tabasco peppers" you say, plopping the seed packet in front of her.
>She circles the package and pokes at it.
>Opening the package you spill some of the seeds on the counter, causing her to scoff.
>"Those aren't even peppers." she remarks.
>"They will be, one day." you say, as you set the seeds in the soil of a waiting planter, Tabasco watching on.
>

>come home
>fluffy pony found your dragon dildo
>she thinks it's food
>she's rolling playfully on the ground trying to eat it
>what do you do?

>>33749451
lets see

almost perfect, i don't see any homestuck fans here

>>33749443
>wasn't favourite before last episode
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU

>>33749443
>Derpy
>Background character

>>33749456
They're the ones piloting

what's going on in this thread?

not much by the looks of it

>>33749473
the usual fare

>>33749472
nope

>>33749473
Just plenty of >greentext spam

>>33749473
We were switching gears to why Twilight is best pone

>>33749443
HURR DERPY DURR HURR WE MADE IT HAPPEN BRONIES BROHOOF /)(\

http://youtu.be/geTCP666Yf4

>>33749456
Why is that brony holding a sergal?

>>33749460
...She didn't really do anything before besides sit around with that silly expression on her face. But hearing her talk and see her be consistently clumsy (even destructively so) just made her adorable and lovable, IMO.

i have nothing to do, i'm up for requests if you want

>>33749440
Did someone say Scootaman

>>33749492
Twilight is the best all around because she is also best at everything individually.
Cutest smartest all around best pony.

>>33749456
MiRaClEs

>>33749456
DID YOU DRAW THIS DUDE

IT'S AMAZING

>>33749499
But Fluttershy I'm just rubbing your tummy.

>>33749499
Scootaloo eating a subway

>>33749492

Why? Just because.

I actually think Rarity is objectively best pony, but I like still Twilight the most.

>>33749488

>implying fatty fetishism, "WHO AM BEST PONE AND WHO AM WORST PONE" memes being filled out for the millionth time, and bitching about bronies are preferable

whoa what happened to my trip?

>>33749065
pictured: inspiration.

>You come home after a long day at work, looking forward to spending your weekend doing fuck-all nothing.
>Coke pony greets you when you open the fridge to start making a sandwich, but you apologize and say you're in the mood for something else. She seems disappointed, but understanding, and says she'll be there when you change your mind.
>Tabasco and Sriracha are in the middle of a debate about gender identity, and since you really don't want to stick your face into that particular bucket of agony right now you make your sandwich without either of them.
>You walk out to the garage and open the minifridge under your workbench to fetch a beer. It's only out here because you had to make room in the fridge for coke pony, and you don't even need to look at what you're doing to grab a bott-
>Your beer is gone. Some motherfucker stole your beer. Some shitstain waste of oxygen jimmied the lock on your garage, snuck in, and stole your fucking beer. You are going to find that cockgoblin and hammer roofing nails through his dick until he cries blood. Before you do, though, you kneel to peer into the fridge. Better make sure you're not out.

I know this is going to come off sounding like that "rainbow dash made me appreicate the horror of the holocaust" guy from deviatart, BUT:

I'm 22, no job, no cash, kinda overweight and seriously lacking in female contact experience.

I have made it my goal in life to find a real life version of Rarity. Hear me out.

I've realised the reason that I have no interest in females is that they are all just plain awful, I need an elegant well mannered and non-retarded woman to make me appreciate humanity again, until then I will be forever alone.

So, its time to get fit, get a decent career going and search for someone as close as possible to my dream waifu.

>that feel when this will never happen, and I will die sad alone and neglected.

>>33749065
>>33749525

>The fuck.
>No, seriously. What in the goddamn fuck. There's a pony in your minifridge.
>Why is there a small brown-glass pony full of beer in your minifridge instead of regular, ordinary bottles of beer?
>He looks at you, bleary-eyed, and slurs out "Oh, hithereee. I...guess yer m'owner, then. Nice t'meet'cha." He gets to his hooves, wobbling like a newborn foal, and stumbles out onto the concrete floor. "M'not drunk. S'jus' part of th' 'charm', or so's they tol' me..." He belches, then screws up his face. "Fuckers. The lot of 'em." He's...oh, roughly the same size as Sriracha? Slightly heavier build though, and as he stumbles about you realize that he's most definitely male. "Lemme guess. Y'had a long day or week or wha'ever, an' you need a beer?"
>You nod.
>Suddenly, beer pony is leaning against your ankle. "Then I'm yer new bes' frien'. Where's th' teevee in this dump? Lemme get you nice'n'shitfaced, I'll take yer mind off things."

I see beer pony as being, despite being compelled to act drunk by marketing, the stone-sober Good Guy Greg of food ponies.

>>33749529

>>33749488
Which one?
The Tabasco shit or the fluffy pony shit?

I am seeing a lot more of the former

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/meta/res/84272.html

>we need more common courtesy rules. people being mean goes against this site.

>>33749504
Hey you lying fucking kike, why are you still awake?

>>33749504

>>33749529
>rainbow dash made me appreicate the horror of the holocaust
Fuck the rest of your post, what?
Link?

>>33749499

Draw Rarity hugging Twilight around the neck while they both wear fluffy scarves

>>33749543
I'm well aware, its just that posting it on a transient superfluous thread in the deepest corner of the internet makes me feel slightly more human.

>>33749529

>that feel when ponies brought you out of your depression like this

I realised that however awful life is you can still enjoy it and that there are probably real Twilight Sparkles around somewhere

I do believe I have reached a new tier of autism but fuck it

>>33749546
Pahahahaha

>>33749560
Get over to /fit/. They will find you wanting, throw a load of GET RIPPED IN 3 WEEKS images at you and tell you to fucking deal with it.

>>33749558
This guy

>>33749560
You should really be talking to ponychan about /soc/ related things.
I can sympathize though

>>33749546
...I know I should not respond, Ponychan being Ponychan, but really?

Sentries, I know you watch these threads.
I ask you this as neutrally as I can.

Fucking, really?

>>33749576

That guy's trolling right

right

Oh god please he has to be trolling

>Me, before I was cursed by Zecora and became a regular Pegasi. Celestia banished Zecora from Ponyville after this happened.

>>33749590
>I should just go back to Moon Guard.

>>33749562
Thats the worst part, up until now I felt perfectly fine with my introverterted nofriends sad little excuse of a life.

>god damn you Faust, I'm in love with your creation.

>>33749590
Zoinks!

>>33749590

Where'd you get that from?

Doesn't look exaggerated enough to be a /co/ joke OC.

>>33749590
>transparent
FILL HIM WITH COKE

>>33749608
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/User:Loveboy01
nigga i couldnt make this shit up if i tried

>>33749609
AND BEER!
LETS DO SHOTS OF TABASCO OFF HIS ASS!

Just watched the new episode. Are there any other ponies in Equestria with intentionally bad intentions like Flim and Flam? Honestly, I can't recall any. Maybe Diamond Tiara because she's a bully, but these guys were actually trying to ruin the Apple family. Apart from these two, the only malevolent entities were non-ponies like Discord and such.

>>33749608
The current topic is ponychan, as if we needed this thread to get any worse.

>>33749619
>Implying Applebloom did not taunt Flim and Flam into making the bet.

>>33749614

>Nathan aka Loveboy01

>>33749616
oh god, I can see how it will happen.

>We make this pony our bitch
>Hes back to ponychan, shaking and in tears

>>33749499

Draw Pinkie and Dash drinking cider out of the same mug

with straws.

Preferably make it cute, not sexy

>>33749605
You reminded me of this picture

>>33749637
he goes*

its late.

>>33749603

>that feel

Though I do have friends and shit what with school and all, but ponies made me appreciate stuff more.

>>33749637
>We feel dirtier overall.

>FuckIt.png

>>33749603
You don't love rarity, you love the idea of Rarity.

>>33749640
What is that cutie mark?
Is it a sports team or something? It looks familiar.

>>33749603

Guys

guys

What should I do if I'm tempted to join in a pony RP of some sort

I mean, it might be funny playing a perfectly ordinary pony next to all the alicorns and assorted mary sues

I haven't actually looked at any sort of pony RP thread anywhere but the urge is growing

>>33749576

>>33749667
She is a wonderful idea

>>33749681
You, my fine gentleman should RP ans and ANGRY MARINE!

>>33749681
shotgun mouthwash

>>33749681
Jump into the middle of some roleplay as a fluffy pony. Die over and over, in ways that involve everyone else's characters.

I like that people feel this need to correct "mane" on the charts, like it was not an intentional spelling.

>>33749681
time for some 12-gauge asprin

>>33749681
You should commit Sudoku before you can.
Seriuosly, what the fuck man

>>33749647
I have friends and all, people i've known forever since school. but I don't ever make new ones easily.
>>33749667
Yes, you are absolutely right. The virtues and aspects of her character are a direct match to my unrealistic expectations of women. Its a shame chivalry is dead.

>>33749689
Woah, this rarity is pretty.

>>33749695
RP AS A FLUFFY ANGRY MARINE THAT DROWNS IN XENU SCUM ONLY TO COME BACK MORE ANGRIER AND MORE MARINIER THEN EVER

FUCK THE SYSTEM YOU ARE DOING THIS FOR THE IMMORTAL EMPEROR!

>>33749691
>>33749694
>>33749695
>>33749702
>>33749703

Interesting responses

You know, if I actually look at a pony RP thread I'd probably realise just what I'm getting into

>halloween
>fluffy pony wants to wear a scary ghost costume
>you sacrifice a sheet for her
>she sees herself in the mirror
>she thinks she's dead
>nothing you do will convince her otherwise

I can't stop listening to the new song. Even when I went to watch the episode I had to watch through the song a couple of times because it wasn't registering the first few times. They started singing and suddenly "HOLY SHIT MUSIC MAN."

>>33749717
>fluffy emperor drowns

Okay so you get to be friends with one of the ponies who is now humanized

The catch?
It's Ross' humanizations.

>>33748880
BECAUSE I AM A GOOD RACER

>>33749724
Roleplay is a slippery slope my friend

One moment you're in it for the irony of roleplay, the next you're fucking 5 OCs at once.

>>33749726
Your own fault for letting it look at itself in the mirror. Everyone knows fluffy pones aren't capable of dealing with that psychologically.

>>33749739
Rarity. Mimes don't scream when you stab them to death, do they?

>>33749576
I am upset

>>33749739
Pinkie all the way. Pinkie Pinkie Pinkie Pinkie.

>>33749726
>Trying to sleep
>fluffy pony keeps walking all over your body and making god-awful noises to haunt you

>someone breaks into your house while you're away
>while they're ripping off your stereo, fluffy pony trots in to the room and sits, watching them
>the thief realizes he's being watched, but lowers his guard when he sees it's just a fluffy pony
>she keeps trying to hug the thief, and he keeps pushing her off him while he grabs valuables and hidden cash
>fluffy pony thinks it's a game, so she goes around finding things he missed, helping him
>the thief is about to leave with your valuables, gives fluffy pony a pat on the head
>he gets a lethal static shock
>fluffy pony thinks he's taking a nap
>you find the corpse when you come home, fluffy pony sleeping on his chest

>>33749704

>that feel when you learn to appreciate women more because you start to see aspects of the main 6 ponies in them
>feel more encouraged to meet new people because ultimately you realise no one actually falls into stereotypes completely

I feel autismal as fuck posting this, but goddamn

MOAR BEER PONE

>>33749739
>Rarity
AAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>33749739
I am fairly certain that the moment they actually physically existed they would scream in pain and begin to tear at their own flesh, so the question is void.

How would you feel if you were walking along the street and, from across the way, you saw Rarity blowing you a kiss?

Ah haha, Bon Bon's jew voice in LZ cracks me up every single time.

>>33749739
Select at random.
I use my newfound friendship as a ruse to gain their trust. Then, i murder them and hide the body.
If possible, repeat x6.

>>33749770
>she wants to fuck

>>33749739
>Ross's twilight

not too bad, I actually think she's one of his better humanizations.

>>33749739

>Twilight

I haven't seen Ross's humanized Twilight

No that isn't a request for someone to post it

>>33749782
You are a lucky man.

>>33749770
Keep walking, she obviously blew it to the guy behind me.

>>33749758
Autism as a catchall term gets thrown around alot of 4chan, this is just a lack of proper emotional development, I think. Speaking as the poster of: >>33749529 I understand that feel.

>>33749753
>later, fluffy pony finds the drawer where you keep a large stock of emergency cash
>she thinks it's an elaborate salad
>she eats most of the money
>the ink makes her tummy hurt, and she vomits everything up all over the remaining cash
>you find her wallowing in partially eaten money and filth
>do you punish pony?

>>33749742

Which is why I'm not using the OC /co/ helped me create if I do fall off that slope, since I'm actually attached to that OC and all

If I do it ironically I had better only do it with ironic characters

Hey assholes, stop watching shows for little girls.

>>33749800
I can't punish a stupid animal for being stupid.
I don't beat my dog every time it rolls in shit now do I?

>>33749742
>fucking
this wouldn't put me off..

>>33749804
Just go to ponychan already. There's no hope for you.

>>33749759
>yfw you're home alone, can't be bothered to wash a glass for beer pony to fill for you, and he's okay with the idea of letting you get a drink from the 'tap'.

sorry, winding down for bed.

i accident scoots a bit too derpy

>>33749739
>Fluttershy
All the hugs.

Welp, just realized I spelled "acquisition" wrong the first time.


I need sleep.

>>33749800
FLUFFY PONY EATING MY DOSH
FLUFFY PONY GOES IN THE PUNISHMENT SACK

>>33749804
Sorry bro, it looks like you have a case of terminal autism if you've created a legitimate OC.

>>33749804
If you do do itwhich you shouldn't, but I can't physically stop you, you should at least let /co/ design the character.

>>33749820

*fart*

>>33749840

>>33749800
Grind her bones to make my bread.

>>33749851

>>33749851
Who are you

>>33749851
Who the fuck are you?

>>33749840
>>33749851
These images are terrible. Delete them from this thread and your computer. Never post again, shamefur dispray.

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/meta/res/84272.html#84322

Ponychan here.
Take your faggot back. We don't want him.

>>33749891

>>33749820
Aw shit nigga, you can draw for me again anytime!

>that feel when you emotionally abuse fluffy pony

>>33749891
Dear ponychan,

Anonymous here; die in a fire.

>>33749891
>Nathan
Yeah...you can keep him

>>33749800

>weigh options
>lose emergency cash
>keep stereo, tv and other assorted valuables

>tell fluffy pony that eating the money wasn't a good idea, but otherwise let it slide this time
>call police and file a report
>dat feel when it's the funniest damn thing they've seen all year

>>33749891
>Nathan
What ever happened to that fucker? He gave his trip out a few months back so there's no way to tell if any Pagemaster posts have been him.

>>33749891
You're just going to have to love and tolerate him

>>33749891
I'll forgive you since you're not a regular, but homophobic and generally hateful language isn't allowed on this site.

>>33749891
Take yourself back ponychan

>>33749914
Made me laugh. You're a riot, MLP general.

>>33749912
>that picture

>>33749829

/co/ did help me create that OC, people were throwing out suggestions and shit to help purge it of the faggotry OCs tend to come with.

Not going to ever us to RP, obviously, because I actually like it.

>>33749914
Those meanies from ponychan, always paraspriting us and being flank-holes!

>>33749912
Fuckin saved

>>33749929
>OC

>>33749891
>MACHO MADNESS
You fuckers are gonna be just fine

So I only just was able to watch new horse.
What did I miss here?

>>33749986
nothing

>>33749986
>What did I miss here?
Not much, when were you here last?

>>33749891
>>33749907
>>33749910
Not the real me, guys.

welp, there's me banned again.

>>33749997
far longer ago than I should have been
three days

>>33750002
BROTHER, YOU BETTER HAVE A TICKET.
TO THE RUMBLE ARENA!

>>33749881
No one.

>>33749998
Probably should have read the thread beforeI posted that.

Shit sucks.

>>33749568
lul i got banned on team liquid for posting i had adblock on because they were a bad company and I didnt want them to get my internets money

>that feel when you mistype captcha twice

>>33750006
The episode was generally favorable, 8-9/10, I thought is was 10/10
Plenty of discussion earlier, smile posted .gifs, something about skype. That's about it.

>>33750039
SKYPE YOU SAY

MOAR

BEER

PONE

>>33750039
ahkay.
Thanks for that.
I would agree with you but it's hard to say naything is perfect

>>33750036
I got banned for saying Vinyl Scratch is actually a pale shade of yellow and not the pure white everyone draws her with.

>>33750055
is she?

>>33750066
Yes actually, she is.

Ponychan can't handle the truth.

>>33750066
According to the animators, yes. It was just a lighting filter put over the scene that made her looks so white.

>>33749882
I don't give a FUCK!

>>33750086
scoots'll be pretty when she's older

>read somewhere that you can tell how smart a dog is by putting a blanket over its head and seeing how long it takes to get the blanket off of itself
>try it with fluffy pony
>she just sits there until you take the blanket off yourself so she doesn't suffocate

>>33750052
>You remember the first day you brought her home.
>She was timid on the counter, obviously uncomfortable being in an unfamiliar place.
>Above all she always hated large, spacious areas you learned later.
>Until you put the stressed out pony into your fridge did you realize, they are always more satisfying when they are chilled.

>>33750049
Are you man enough to join?

>>33750101
if she's not dead by then, if the stories about cute pone here are anything to go by

>>33750086
Just go back to /b/ or wherever you came from. Or learn to lurk before you shit up threads.

Did Dooks stream yesterday?

>>33750113

I want to draw.
But I don't know what.
I want to draw a specific type of thing, but I don't know what it is.

So what's going on ITT?

>>33750130
Would it be Crazy Twilight?
I have been remembering Lesson Zero a lot lately for some reason.

>>33750130
listen to music, get your inspiration from that young grasshopper

Spitfire is sexiest pone


Can we all agree on this?

>>33750130

>>33750113
>man enough
You mean ponychan enough, right? That's all that place is. LOL SO RANDUMB WE PANYCHAN NOWZ.
I refuse to go in there ever again.

>>33750144
yeah
she really is

>>33750144
It's close between her and Dashie, but she's a very sexy pone
like goddamn

>>33750140
I don't think it's that. I think it's something fluid and full of motion.
>>33750141
What kind of music, master?
>>33750145
Fuck off.

>>33750152
what's your favourite music?
listen to music in that genre but not songs you've heard before

>>33750113
>not the superior tripfag skype chat

>>33750152
Draw Scootaloo skydiving with a parachute on, enjoying being able to steer her and get so close to the actuall experience of flying before being able to.

>>33750146
Glad someone else shares my distaste or the skype circlejerkery.

>>33750168
>>33750113
>>33750049
fuck, everyone I know uses skype but I just don't feel comfortable using it, I feel like noone would want to talk to me.
don't you start too 4chan, as my last refuge

>>33750180
Textbased circlejerking is enough for you?

>>33750152
Helios - Eingya

http://www.mediafire.com/?bzy99xh2rgx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj55nG2tkKw

Maybe?

>>33750152
Go through lots of good artist's drawings, get inspiration. Works for me.

>>33750130

Specific, eh?

Draw a three-panel comic, all from one camera-angle, of a humanized Rainbow Dash running naked into a locker-room-style communal shower with a towel in her hand, yelling "SHOWER RACE!" in panel 1;

then make panel 2 have Dashie out-of-frame, with just a bunch of sound-effects coming out of the shower (squeak! PWSHHH! *scrubbascrubba* SSSSSHSHHHHHHHHHH! squeak!, etc.);

and then panel three is Dashie running OUT of the shower, dripping wet and not using the towel still clutched in her hand, yelling "I WIN!"

Also make her flat-chested and make her pubes rainbow-colored like her hair.

>>33750144


Welp, I guess I'm a horsefucker now.


Time to kill myself I guess, getting boners over cartoon horses is where I draw the line.

>>33750186
Skype sucks

>>33750189
I just want to discuss the show, art and occasional fic.

>>33750186

skype is s ogay

don;t feel bad, skybe is like, the last regufe got he faggots

>>33750202
>upset over this
fuck man, I've been fapping to worse stuff since i was eleven

>>33750202
you're not a horsefucker until you've fapped to her
speaking of, any good fics?

>>33750146
You were the Mexican one weren't you?

>>33750202
I fap only to cartoon horses since I've watched the first episode. Feels good man. Humans are just too plain and boring.

I can always be with you guys right?
and talk about pone?

>>33750260
Sure thing.

>>33750196

drawanon here - I'm gonna... just.. y'know, borrow that turnaround from you.

>>33750258
I fapped to ponies before FIM was even a thing.
But thats just because I happened to stumble upon a pic that fit my fetishes perfectly.

After FIM has come out cartoon horses have just been added to my repetoir.

>>33750263
awesome.
I really like pinkie pie, she's cute and bubbly, even if she's a bit "lol so randumb" at times

I need SpitfireXRainbow Dash pics. I have none.

Can anyone help me??

>>33750272
here nigga

>>33750258
>that feel
it... kinda worries me that between the several weeks of not fapping at all, and my subsequent breaking and collapse into being a horsefucker, I don't think I've fapped to humans in almost a year now. Jesus christ.

>>33750280
Explicit.

>>33750275
so when you say ponies, do you mean bestality ponies, furry ponies or previous gen ponies?

I feel like drawing.
What should I draw?

>>33750285
closest i've got

>>33750281

MY NIGGA!

>>33750258
i've grown tired of ponies personally.

>that feel when you've come full circle

>>33750291
A pony.

i'mma gunna stoppa drawinga full-body... nga

>>33750291
Trixie consoling her brothers over their recent loss.

>>33750287
Ahh, previous gen. I should have made that more clear.

>>33750258
>>33750282
Man, I dunno how people do this, they're too cute. I've never fapped to pone.

That said, I won't judge, since I have a pretty fucked up fetish myself.

>>33750292
This image is a perfect example of why artist shouldn't put words on their pictures. It's a lovely picture, but the shitty wording ruins it.

>>33750303

thanks NA

That's adorable

>>33750315

yoou make me feel bad about my fetish

my fetish is cute pone, why you hatin on me>

>>33750315
I can say from experience, a lot of the time it's cute going over the line into sexy.
Not that I can't tell the difference, I love cute moments in the show as much as the next guy and no boner, but when porn has cute it's so much better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0ZyTzgoLGA

One year anniversary general.