KEEP IT TO ONE THREAD FAGGOTS

>>33731319
Hurr I don't know how to filter threads

No anon you are the faggot

>>33731163
My downloaded copy of wikipedia
My sciense guides (so you travelled back in time and are responsible for recreation of modren technology.
Laptop + solar panels
bike
Booze as much as I can take
some clothes
movies and shit
tools wrenches and what not
It would not be fun rebuiling shit for ponies

oh and gieger counter

>>33731367
This one was posted 1 minute before the other, but if the other has the marker delete this thread

>>33731186
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>>33731186
General here

>>33731163
>Fags
>Coffee
>Ipad
>Macbook
>Iphone
>Fixie bike
>All my clothes
>All my drawing equipment
>Alcohol & Drugs
>Books

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>>33731163
Little bit of rum
Laptop
Backpack
Emergency three-day bag
Clothes
Snow Boots
Wallet
"Electricity for Dummies" for the ponies, maybe

Oh
And potable water
Gotta do that.

>>33734392
Alrighty then.

Does anyone have a full picture of the SSCS6K?

ok so for pony crossing i got
>-avoid relationships
>-the main cast are permanent residents of the town, like tom nook and the able sisters. (rarity and sweetie belle run the clothes shop? twilight runs the library/museum? mayor mare is in city hall?)
>-tools are in their own inventory system, they don't take up space in the main one
>-weekly updates, mandatory, to keep things on track, maybe a tumblr?


also, some anon claimed to be a "pro game dev" floating around, who was that?

>>33734399
>Electricity for Dummies

>Hydroelectric damn

I'm pretty sure they understand the concept of electricity

my mosin nagant and as much 7.62x54r as i can get my hands on

>>33734423

What if it's Gabe?

>>33734423
I'd give you more advice, but I have no clue what pony crossing is supposed to be besides apparently being vidya in spe

>>33734423
forgot to ask, anything else anyone want to add to this before i get back to it

>>33734306
Been more than a few books based on games.

And obviously the other way around. Plus in that context, it would be
>Fallout:Equestria
just without the subtitle added.

>>33731163
Laptop
Alcohol
Bag-o-clothes
Shitloads of blueprints off the internet

Task #1 - get my ass to Manehattan

My ruger pump action rifle and enough ammo to last me a month...

>>33734449
If there's anything I've learned about these prompts, there's going to be some weird catch coming on.

I'd rather give ponies SOME sort of a break, and I don't exactly have quantum physics books lying around.

MY MEDICATION

Just saw the episode

Things I liked
>the Flim Fla brothers machine reminded me of Willy Wonka
>Dash cant get a drink
>"Dear princess Celestia....I DIDNT LEARN ANYTHING!"

>Keep your very own marshmallow miniature horse prisoner in your basement
>The noose tied to the wall has imprinted a permanent blemish around her throat
>Her coat has faded from a once-vibrant colour to just washed-out gray
>Red eyes, swollen from innumerable tears and hopelessness
>Her cutie mark is steadily fading away as she forgets herself and the outside world
>She no longer even struggles; she just hopes you finish up as quickly as possible
>Her days are spent looking up at the soundproof, one-way mirror pane of glass to the outside world, the sun never once able to shine directly inside but she always knows the world outside goes on
>Get bored
>Have pony for dinner

>>33734477
What's the character you're controlling? A human? A pony? Either way, what customization would you have for the character?

>>33731163
>Knife
>spare clothing, two pairs of pants, three shirts, four pairs of socks, three pairs of boxers
>longcoat
>hat with brim, in case of inclement weather and to ward off sun
>Hatchet
>backpack
>sidebag with laptop and all related items, in the event I can magic them into functionality on the other side.
>towel
>blanket
>tent, if I can find one fast enough.
>flashlight.
>batteries
>shoes/boots

>>33734496
Ohhhhhh shit I'm actually dependent on a human thyroid hormone. Maybe I should take all I can so it could be magically duplicated or otherwise reverse engineered?

Shit, man, SHIT. I really don't want to be unmedicated congenital hypothyroid in an alternate world.

>>33734473
it's animal crossing
with pony
in the shiva3d engine

i'm not sure where the ambiguity lies

>>33734534

Sparkler, no one cares. Please go away.

>>33734423
You want me to put a nametag on for you?
I've worked in the industry before, both pro and indie. If you need help with games, I can probably be of assistance. This goes to anyone else working on pone vidya as well.

>>33734535
probably stylized cute human like in animal crossing, and limited eye/hat customization

>People actually buy this shit

>>33734559

Romero is that you?

>>33734534
>She no longer even struggles; she just hopes you finish up as quickly as possible

Sorry, my hugging sessions last all night, every night

>>33734559
well here's something you can help me with
what is your opinion on Shiva3d in the larger scheme of video game IDEs?
any weaknesses or strengths you know of?

or is it incredibly new and you've never head of it?

i love the shit personally but it'd be nice to be a professional perspective

>>33734575
Thats looks so cheap. The letters probably peel right off

>>33731163
Backpack
Clothes
(Shirt)
(Pants)
(Underwear)
(3X pair of socks)
(Pair of shoes)
Hand crank flash light
Compass
Multi purpose Swiz Army knife thing(I don't know what its called exactly, shit is a knife, screw driver, scissors, ect)
Run to shop that sells those rocks that give off sparks for a fire. Can't find...

(all the steel wool I can find and..)
(One 9-Volt battery)

That's 15. Can't find said rocks, I can lose a pair of socks.

What now?

>>33734581
No I'm Kojima

>>33734575
Wow, I didn't notice before. THat literally is a seatbelt.

Holy fuck. Someone will pay money for that. Money that they worked for.

>>33734575

Fucking terrible, stop hurting my eyes.

>>33734634
>not buying several and wearing them every day
lol get a load of this beige fag

>>33734634
Holy fuck it is a seat belt. The fuck, actually?

>my university has god tier applejuice in their food court
>everytime I eat there they are almost always out
>mfw

I know that feel Dash. I know that feel.

>>33734630

I hear he committed sudoku due to shamefur dispray, you must be lying

MLD General

>>33731163
My MP3 player
my laptop with all my porn.

>>33734618
>>33734634
>>33734658

Don't worry guys, their badges and shirts are just as good.

>>33734687
Battery dies. What do?

>>33734683
No! MLG general.

>>33734687
>naked
>helpless
Timber Wolfs: 1
You: Dinner

>>33734674
Cider>piss>shit>shit and piss mixed>juice

>>33734575
God it hurts.

>>33734712
Toyota

>>33734634
>>33734670
Seatbelt belts are actually pretty popular now. You can find 'em in Hot Topic and the like. Fuck, even the major car manufacturers are making them.

>>33734683

Go to bed rose.

>>33734703

Fuck, bronies are such easy money.

>>33734713
you been watching yer goat animes again anonymous

>>33734712
i'm amazed nobody owns a crank charger they rigged with a multiple voltage output and several tips

i mean who DOESN't do that?

>>33734713
MLG you say?

>>33734683
I think it would be funnier if the cutie mark was a sack of coffee.

Cause they transport bags of coffee on donkeys

>>33734751
...Maybe.

>>33734609
Not familliar with it, last engine I worked with was Unity. Seemed nice, perhaps even too easy to use. Somewhat limited though. Not sure if I'd use it for anything big. A friend of mine did make a game on it which apparently sold well enough to warrant a sequel.
But at the end of the day most of my experience is in design, direction and management, not programming so I might not be the #1 guy to give you engine advice.

>>33734752
People with no money.

>>33731319

Condoms.

Lots of condoms.

Not taking any chances with those magical motherfuckers.

Oh and some knives, I guess. Won't help against a determined unicorn but I'd rather not face down a manticore with nothing but my fists.

>>33734723

Well, I'd put juice right after cider, but if that's your thing...

>>33734712
Plug it into Twilight's horn

Theres probably some electricity there

>>33734634
>seatbelt
>a bad thing
there's this brand of designer bags which uses old sailboat canvas cause it used to be fucking cheap and it's good cloth

apparently those bags became a hip thing to get because they were sturdy and recycling is cool nowadays anyway so the prices for canvas and the bags are through the roof now

anyways the point I'm trying to make is, those bags use truck seatbelts for their handles because those seatbelts apparently can handle like 6 tons of pressure before ripping.

I don't know why you would need that on a belt though....

>>33734743
I'm thinking of starting a line of MLP mare vaginas.
Exactly the right color, and coming in 20 pounds of plot and tail.

>>33734757
420 pro shot mlg gamer tier. xbox represent!

>>33734674
At least it's better than at my com. college. They've been out of chicken fingers for months. I'm starting to think that they just send all of them out the back of the kitchen.

>>33734796
>20 pounds
>not 40

Fluttershy is a very bad actress

>>33731595

Replying to oldasfuck post, but that's how it started, then it just turned into anons making fluffy pony drink bleach or jamming a soldering iron into her face or setting her on fire and throwing her under a car, and that shit's not funny either.

I think they're just trying to even out the karmic balance - eventually it'll find a happy medium between the two and fade into obscurity.

>Fluffy Pony falls asleep on the floor while you watch TV
>You let her be until your programmes are finished, then get up and go to bed
>Wake up an hour later to the sound of screaming
>Fluffy Pony is running around the living room in a panic
>She woke up in the dark and you were gone
>She doesn't understand that it's been several hours and thought you disappeared
>This happens EVERY GODDAMN NIGHT

>>33731163
I gather

My house and everything it it.

You never specified a limit.

Goddamn I LOVE this week's song.

>>33734813
>tail weights 20 pounds

Made of lead?

>>33734796
>20 pounds of plot a tail

BUENO

>>33731163
As much lipbalm as I could possibly get (seriously that shit gets addictive)
As many cigarettes as I could get out of the 7-11 around the corner with a crowbar
A bag of flints, zippo. Fuel could be improvised.
Aforementioned crowbar.
The half-foot long suomi skinning knife I have somewhere
Nasal spray.
As much liquor as I have time.

>>33734773
hand crank chargers are, at most, $10 on ebay. you can get usb tips from random places and several sizes of barrel connects to take those tips.

voltage selection will be a little weird but you could rig something up with about $5 worth of parts off digikey and solder it up

>>33734743
I bet it's those no good Flim-Flams! Flooding the MLP market with cheap clothing make by chinese fillies in their portable sweatshops.

>>33734806
Abed is that you?

>>33734796
>implying bronies can even lift 20 pounds
Better make 'em featherweight Dan.

>>33734813
Foal edition

Hey guys I have a crazy idea, what if we talk about the show?

>>33734813
They're little ponies, retard.
Gotta stay faithful to the show.

>>33734875
GOOD MORNING ROOGNA

>>33734854
>mfw my name is Dan

>>33734871
Fuck that shit, Czech em'.

>>33734882
No fuck that shit.

This is (rumoured) to have been sold for around 2k$. How much time and effort you have to invest to make a plushie like this?

>>33734852
>>33734806
Shit. Abed has chicken?

>>33734898
No, fuck your shit bitch nigga.

>>33734399
>Laptop
how are you planning on charging that

>>33734819
I just like coming up with funny ways for them to drown

>>33734909
Is not a rumour is true.

>>33734871
Economics general
>The Apples were morons not to take the 75/25 deal. With triple production rate and 100% of their workforce free, they could make a 175% profit in less time than it takes them to make the 100% normaly.

>>33734844
How fucking long does it take to charge an mp3 player with a crank charger? Too long I suspect.

Still, I'd jerry-rig one to work using water-flow and leave the crank near a running stream so it charges my player without my having to exert my body.

>>33734909
I thought it was 4k

Man all this talk of bringing alcohol into Equestria and today's cider episode just makes me want to see drunk ponies all that more.

I mean, we basically saw them *drinking* - the cider was treated sort of like alcohol in all ways, except that it didn't have any visible affect on anyone.

Let's have an episode where they... I don't know, eat weird mushrooms or Twilight casts a spell wrong or they get spun around really fast SOMETHING happens and they spend the rest of the episode out of it and kinda drunk-sounding.

>>33734768
oh
i tried unity. christ i hated every second of it, but when again i was trying to code in their weird proprietary brand of javascript. trying to link objects to share data or send events was such a pain

shiva has premade event handlers for pretty much anything interface or rendering related and you're free to add additional functions you want

>>33734875
Plus one to my Luna folder.
Thank you roonga.

>>33734896
>Twilight hugs a bed while she sleeps cause shes lonely
>just like me

>>33734926
They have hydroelectric power, if there's any way to get the current right that'd be ... good.

>>33734939
>same profit just faster.reply

>>33734819

>watching Doctor Who
>fluffy pone sneaks into the den when she's supposed to be sleeping and watches it from behind your chair
>episode is "Blink"
>fluffy pone does not close her eyes for a month
>and neither do you

>>33734926
Ask Twilight or I'll kill Spike?

>>33734559
if you're legit, what do you think of ponykart?

>>33734909
Only Fluttershy is worth 2grand. No other pone can say the same!

FLUTTERSHY SUPREMACY IN INFALLIBLE!

Nah seriously, spending 2grand on a fucking stufftie is braindead autistic.

>>33731488
Good luck with all that internet connection out in Equestria

>>33734909
Dash one was 5k
If you know what you're doing, once you have the patterns done and the materials bought, you can make one of those in under an hour.

>>33734940
or just ask twilight to make it run a come to life spell or something. twilight would probably be the least terrified of your presence

>>33734914
It's quite late, Terse. Shall we go to bed?

Together.

>>33734944
Nah it was 2.5k

>>33734945

Rank the ponies in order of fastest to slowest drunk:

-Twilight
-Fluttershy (if she ever would)
-Rarity
-Rainbow Dash
-Pinkie Pie (how could you tell?)
-Applejack

>>33734939
...Wouldn't triple production rate mean they end up selling three times as much, which means they get three times 25% of their original profit? Cutting the total down to 75% of what they were getting before?

>>33734971
All he has to do is plug it into an internet pony.

>>33734956
>Hugs a bed
>It's a pillow

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRR

>you travel to pony ville
>time travels much slower for you thus you cans see generation after generation passing without aging (even if it you really haven aged more than week at most)
>As only human on the planet you decide to make machines and shit seeing as how 1 year == 100 years their time, aging wise, it may seem like 100 years but your body passes no time.
>Realize Celestia/Luna are the last alicorns that were alive on earth founded Equastia on the hopes of being away with humans
>Find out that earth based life can live forever on this planet
>Realize all hope is doomed of seeing you planet again

what do you do /co/?

>>33734939
If you make an inferior product, you get less business.

The best thing would if the Flimflam bros stayed in town, making their chap, shitty cider. The apples could then drive up their price.

>>33734980
>you can make one of those in under an hour
hell no nigger
everything on that thing is made from scratch, that's fucking time consuming

>>33734969
The Dash one went for more.
Just to sit on someone's shelf forever.

>>33734988
>Fluttershy
>Drink

>>33734988

>Rainbow Dash
>not the biggest lightweight of all

She talks a big game then has one stein of cider and falls over.

>>33735005
>not hugging the whole bed

You dont understand true loneliness

>>33734819
>This happens EVERY GODDAMN NIGHT
no it wouldn't
I'm not a retard and would take her back to bed with me after the second time this has happened

>>33734945
Next Episode = Rainbow Dash is in hosptial getting her stomach pumped.

>>33734982
I'm an asocial guy, mostly, so I doubt I'll have much contact with pone.

DAT FLIM FLAM SONG

>>33734983
>you will never get to go to bed with Terse ;_;
Also holy shit this episode was god tier. That song man

Someone post the cap of the Fluttershy's White Knigth of Ponibooru

>>33734983
Kierz, you know that were you here, my answer would be yes. But unfortunately, you're not, so...I'm going to have to say yes anyway.

>>33734980

I don't think so, it's not worth that crazy money, but it's very well-made and detailed nevertheless.

>>33734980
>If you know what you're doing, once you have the patterns done and the materials bought, you can make one of those in under an hour.
bullshit
even the really basic plushies people make take at least a day to do

mine usually take 2-3 days but that's because you guys are distracting as fuck

>>33734961
>Doctor Who

Oh that reminds me, we finally know what Dr Hoove's special talent is

.....turning over hourglasses

>>33735010

>>33735022
oh my god i never noticed that
how did they get by the censors

Which one of you faggots did this?

>>>/g/22551539

Don't lie, I know that half of this thread goes to /g/. We even have the same goddamn anti-brony-pro-ponyfag bullshit.

>>33734992
75% with zero work
They can make more than 25% their cider profits with 100% of their work capasity.
They just need to get other jobs and enjoy the Flim Flams bleeding free money all over them for the whole season.

stop being such a goddamn victim hoppip

>>33735067
It's a fucking oil lamp, dipshit.

>>33735010
Chill the fuck out, enjoy immortality, fuck Celestia and Luna all the time since they would not avoid falling in love with me because I wont die.

>>33735038
She is getting a lipo

>>33734909
Over payed.
That felt neck piece is horrible, the flowers are sub-par in their craftsmanship, and that horrid green dress is not show accurate material.

>>33735072
All of us.

Install gentoo.

>>33735014
But Granny Smith tried their quality controlled cider and it was good enough to make her worried.
The Flim Flams make good shit.

>>33735075
Depends on how much apples go to waste every year, their apple stock isn't unlimited.

>>33735062
hoppip
in your ULTRAPRO experience
how long would it take to make an intricate fluttershy plushie like that

Holy crap did I miss SMILe gif dump???

>>33735072
>that first

/g/ confirmed for shit taste

>>33735010
What would I do if I found out I was more or less immortal? I would probably just hang around with the ponies until I couldn't take being able to outlive them anymore, then retire to some forest and get my jollies by messing with the ponies that come searching for "the mythical human."

>>33735100

>>33735064

Now now, give him some credit. He probably made the thing.

>>33735056
Haha oh wow, the infallible Terse is wrong.
I was this anon you dingus >>33735053

But if you're offering...

>>33735056
Excellent. I live in West Sussex, drive down and we shall get shitfaced together then go to bed.

Fuck I'd take all my books and notes to equestria with me
>math through linear algebra
>so much physics
>general, physical, analytical, organic and inorganic chemistry
>biology and biochemistry
>and my metric ton of engineering textbooks. Mechanical, electrical and chemical

so what was the most boner inducing part of the episode?

>>33735062
>Flim Flam Anon VS Hopopo Smith
>THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A PLUSHIE IS LOVE

>>33735072

You.

>>33734909
>The eyes are green
>Fluttershy's eyes are turquoise, tending to blue

And she'd be lonely without the others.

>>33735064

>>33735103
If you compromise your quality once, you will do it again.

Its about consistency

>>33735152
Hopopo love so much her plushies she is making a Bon bon for her Lyra, top that flim flam anon.

>>33735067
Because it's a shop. Skip to 13:38: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzjgoLIHG9g&t=818

>>33735138

>Not showing Twilight Sparkle a few pages and watching her go weak at the knees

>>33735138
>all worthless in magic pony land

>>33735141
Dash ripping the covers off of Fluttershy.

It's just like we've always said: A naked pony isn't sexy. Put clothes on that pony, and then take those clothes off? Suddenly sexy.

>>33735010
Enjoy myself and learn everything I can if a near paradise.

>>33735104
Give all apples to Flim Flams
Get non apple-related side jobs for cider season.

>>33735010
Fuck everything insight

>>33735138
All I have it

Literature
Earth Science
Literature
Math Handbook
Astronomy
Almanac 2002
Astronomy

All of which I "stole", meaning forgot to return them back to the school.

Wish I had some of that high grade material

>>33735110
>>33735110
at my slow speed, and assuming I've already got the patterns made and stuff embroidered, maybe... 4ish days?

though babylondonstar, the person who made that, is a professional and has been doing this for YEARS so she could probably get it done a lot faster

definitely no faster than maybe 1.5 days I'd guess

>>33735141
captcha = picked toponey

>>33735152
>implying Hoppo wants to give even a shred of love to the fucks she gets commissions from

>>33735136
>infallible Terse
>a dingus
Fuck you, Kierz, I always assume anyone else in the UK is you nowadays. It's just common sense, considering you're the one who harasses me most!
Just wait until the Easter holidays, when I come back to the south-east and can hunt you down.

>>33735137
>West Sussex
But that's several hours away from Cornwall and I don't even have a car at the moment!

>>33735203
Hoppip why don't your plushes have necks?

>>33735138

The physics are insane and don't work like in our world in cartoons

>>33735182
is that why fluttershy was blushing?

>>33735207

>>33735171

>>33735182

I have a feeling Megasweet is going to draw that humanised

>>33735075
Zero work? They still have to tend to the trees.

>>33735010
That would be glorious.

Find a way to give myself wings by reading all books on magic and become known as the winged terror.

KRABB I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE, BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER

>>33735210
Well when you get back to the best part of England, we shall.

Deal?

>>33735206
>have you ever been so drunk you could feel your eyes change color

>>33735229
Or maybe he will use futashy because he is a faggot.

>>33734422
Sorry for late reply, got caught up with something.

I want to see the Flim Flam brothers return and try to convince the mayor to turn their train into a monorail.

>>33735214

That's why you get Twilight to read them. She comes to understand how the logical consistency and perfection of the scientific system that describes our world differs from the inconsistent, anarchic universe she lives in, leading to the inevitable conclusion that the world she lives in is less real.

This thought haunts her for the rest of her days, gradually undermining her faith in her own existence.

Alternatively, you offer to trade her your books at an exchange rate of one book per blowjob.

>>33735207
>implying I don't hate seeing them go

>>33735212
they do

Ok I'm back and I'm drunk again.

Anyone want to quest later tonight?

>>33735210
>implying I wouldn't drop my spaghetti and throw quotes at you in my nervousness

>>33735206
This face and the Lyra bounce return made me so happy.

Terse when you go to comicon in March I am going to rape you and then give you a haircut

just giving you fair warning

>>33735138
You are the very model of a modern major general?

>>33735216

Fluttershy was blushing because she'd been masturbating that morning and her pony teats were swollen and sensitive

>>33735216
Yeah, she was aware of her nakedness and covered herself up.

Arsenic
Bleach
Knives
Spraypaint
a Lighter

>>33735265

>swag

>>33735229
I'd love to see it, as long as he gives her the stonking great tits he usually does.

>>33735294
One of you suddenly feels the compulsion to write a full parody of that song for MLPG.

>>33735171
I will switch into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE and stop giving a shit about uneven stuffing or derped eyes.
I WILL FLOOD THE MARKET AND THERE WILL BE NO MARKET LEFT FOR HOPOPOS SUPERIOR PRODUCT LEFT! HAHAHA!

>>33735317
> as long as he gives her the stonking great tits he usually does.
He always draw her with massive tits. I love the pic he did with Dash and Fluttershy in the shower.

>>33735300
>teats

She's not a fucking cow you retard.

>>33735279
I don't believe you

>>33735265
Sweet, thanks.

>>33735277

As stupid as it sounds, the idea of Twilight sucking dick is really amusing to me. I've seen the Weaver/GlitterGlue comics about the idea, all the other fan stuff on ponibooru, and there's just something incredibly inherently funny about thinking about this studious student magical hero pony getting down on her four knees and sucking a mean dick.

Like, what would she even SAY? How would that possibly go? How could we possibly take anything else after that moment seriously?

KRABB KRABB I'M GETTING YOUR ATTENTION HEAH WOOGA WOOGA

>>33735343
All of my faps.

>>33735348
Every female mammalian creature has teats you fucktard.

>>33735388
Fucking 10/10

>>33735395
You and me bro.

>>33735343
I think I know this one, but don't seem to have it saved.

>>33735348

Horses have teats

idiot

>>33735265
God I want that fucking ride.

It comes pre-pimped.

>>33735381
>Like, what would she even SAY?

It would be like that manga where the girl sees a penis for the first time and things "Ok......I guess I bite it or something."

>>33735343
Post that shit please. I haven't seen that one.

>>33735381

For me, it's remembering the time Princess Clara (also voiced by Tara Strong) from Drawn Together said "Dick-sucking lips". Whenever there's a chance where she could say it in the show itself I always imagine her doing so and am a little disappointed when she obviously doesn't.

>>33735407
Its on paheal.

>>33735388
Aw fuck I just now noticed I drew the first panel's background all slanted what is wrong with me

>>33735138
>get handcharger which works for your laptop
>laptop
>downloaded copy of wikipedia

instant knowledge

even if it's inaccurate at times you'd probably be able to reconstruct the majority of the knowledge of the human race with it if you gathered some smart ponies for the task

>>33735381
>mean dick
Penises can be angry or unkind?

>>33735388
Hahahaha, submit it bro!

>>33735450
of course

>>33735381
She'd get into a semantics argument about how there isn't actually much blowing involved in a blowjob.

Also: dirty talk using scientific terminology.

>>33735450
Yes, I beat the shit out of some faggot with my dick the other day. Non sexually.

>>33735449
Very much related.

http://thewikireader.com/

I bought one, $20 on NewEgg. I really should take that along to Equestria, even if it might be hard to duplicate the AAA batteries.

>>33735265
Can take some more snaps if you want.

>>33735282
Jr may be continuing his quest tonight.

The Flim Flam Brothers try hitting on Trixie.
What happens?

>>33735450
If only you knew . . .

>>33735470
Hey dooks, when are you gonna stream?

>>33735450
Why not?

>>33735450
>not understanding word mutation and slang terms

>>33735470
Already did, waitin' on Krabb to moderate it. Hence why I'm in here all shoutin' in caps an' sheeit.

>>33735381

Sex is often a comedy, especially with nerds, dorks, and awkward students. We're especially aware of this in the 21st century - it'd be no loving romance, no delicate touch, no brusque roughness, just the two of you awkwardly cutting each other off as you try to explain how it works and constantly repositioning but only succeeding in getting in each other's way.

>>33735488
>rape

>>33735488
Spitroasting happens.

>>33735487
Really? If so we should gather players and brainstorm before we start at the end of the thread.

>>33735487
Oh ok, thanks for the heads up

>>33735480
hah, that's kind of cool
i wonder how much space the entirety of wikipedia take sup?

>>33735423
This one?
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/777763

I don't recall it being colored. Sweet.

>>33735480
THIS

THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE SEEN IN MONTHS

I NEED THAT SHIT

ASAP

>>33735488
What would happen

If they stuffed Trixie into the machine?

>>33735494
Maybe in 15 minutes, just let me install the new version of Massive.

>>33735502
I can moderate them too, so, LET'S SUBMIT THAT !

>>33735480
Oh holy fuck do I want, I wouldn't have to remember anything ever again

Given that there is no size or weight limitation, I'll assuming that "gather" means locate and bring to a centralized location:

Rations
Filter Pitcher
Extra filters
Bike
Rifle with plenty of ammunition
Spice rack
Olive oil supply
Books, emphasis on my "survival" collection
Writing supplies.
Camping kit
Clothing
Entire contents of liquor cabinet (jokingly referred to as "The Stockpile.")
Handtools
Shed
Mattress
Dog
And assuming I can find it, old Radio Flyer from when I was a kid. For some reason, I expect that carrying things will be difficult for a biped here.

Mind you, I'd be friendly with any natives that weren't immediately hostile towards me. However, I have a feeling for awhile, possibly the rest of my life, I'll be living off the land. So I'll live my life as a hermit on the edge of everfree, a strange creature that tells strange tales of a far away place.

>>33735010
>bring all your books
>realize physics change planet to planet and universe to
>you are not basically immortal on new world due to composision
>you have to spend all eternity creating they things you left

heaven or hell?

and
>remember luna/celestia/twilight are immortal
>turn them into humans
>repopulate the planet into a 50/50 poni human utopia

>What do you think Fluttershy was doing inside the trees to shake the apples out?

>>33735534
Yes that one.

>>33735421

Drawn Together reminds me how much I'd enjoy a Drawn Together-esque spoof or spinoff or special for MLP

No idea how it'd work or who'd make it or anything, just think that ponies are well known enough for a parody aimed at 20-somethings at this point. I'd kill for a "Behind the Friendship" style mocumentary where all the cast back-bites each other off-set.

The last episode was amazing.

They are really stepping up the animation, writing, songs (!!), everything.

I love this show so very, very much.

>dicks and circlejerking ITT
....okay.jpg.

>>33735488
They become business partners.

The Flim Flam Brothers use their machine to prep and manufacture cider, Trixie uses her magic to make it palatable to the consumers.

It would be a powerhouse.

>>33735381

Obligatory.

>Black Metal Pony

>>33735265
I would love to see someone draw a fully a fully detailed version of this.

>>33735480
Now... to figure out how to make a hand crank...

>>33735534
I don't remember Dash being that small, she looks like a tiny fucking asian woman.

>>33735544
>rape

>>33735556
>physics change planet to planet

NO THEY FUCKING DONT

>>33735546
Oh baller, thanks. I didn't know that, I always forget who the admin team actually is for this shiz.

>>33735516
I think that's what he said last time, but he may have sad Sunday night instead of Saturday night.

>>33735518
If he doesn't show up in this thread or in the Steam chat then go ahead and start your quest. I've been interested in seeing what else you have up your sleeve.

>>33734968
I haven't had a chance to see it / try it out. All I've seen is a few screencaps and a bunch of people saying it is horrible.
I don't like to form opinnions on stuff like that. Where might I try it myself?
>>33734949
Sounds lovely. I remember out programmer did complain about the code in Unity, but he still preferred it over Hammer which was plan B. Still, I'm not the guy to give code advice. If you need a full desing document give me about 24 hours of warning plus a few general guidelines and I'll see what I can cook up.

>>33735582
Sound like a request for LD.

>>33735585
He always draw short Dash and Big Fluttershy.

>>33735534
those are some huge tits

>>33735533
The text-only archive is something on the order of 3.8 gigs. It's XML based and fits snugly on the included MicroSD card.

Come to think of it this is pretty nice to give to Equestria. Too bad I don't have a copy of the Golden Records.

>>33735580
>Burzum
mah nigga

>>33735562

>cast back-biting and bitching at each other off-set.

There were some funny conversations in MLPG before about if the show was a 'show' and the characters were actors, Who Framed Roger Rabbit style. I liked the idea that Spike was actually a spoiled child actor and Twilight kept trying to foster an actual big-sister relationship with him, while he saw it as just another job and flipped her off.

>>33735556
source for that pic?

>>33734488
See you in ponyville, dickweeds!

>>33735585
My prefered humanization for Dash has her as a bit petite.

MS's humanized ponies are pretty close to how I imagine them, save a few things.

>>33735576
Oh god this must be so bad

She doesnt know how to do it so she's either grasping it gently cause shes scared of it or TOO strong, like its a snake about to bite her

>>33735610
Back problems are my fetish.

>>33735483
Caption this. Please

>>33735623

>Who Framed Roger Rabbit
>Ponies

Forget Drawn Together, this is what I want now!

>>33735556
>rebuild modern society by hand
FUCK
>remember luna in on the planet
OKAy let's do this shit mah waifu is ther

>>33735584
Get a crank flashlight and cannibalize the charging bits.

why yes I am a programmer how did you know

>>33735614
A good portion would be useless to him.

History, Geography, etc.

But it would be really, really handy.

>>33735556
>Turn Celestia and Luna into humans and fuck them silly

As interesting as the idea sounds, how would you keep the entire pony race from trying to kill you for that?

>>33735642
Same here, the only one I dont like is his Rarity.

>>33735623

Who Framed Roger Rabbit with ponies? I never knew I wanted it until now... and now I'll never have it!

>>33735650
man they look like they have a lot of fucks to give, don't they

>>33735595
I have an idea of a human suddenly in Equestria thing I want to try. See how it goes.

>>33735253
Deal.

>>33735285
>implying I wouldn't lovingly put that spaghetti back in your pockets as I caress your face, putting one finger over your mouth as I tilt your head up to silence you while I move in for the kiss

>>33735614
>one google latter
What? There is no free download of the contents on that disk?

This is a joke. We didn't make a copy for ourselves?

>>33735650
oh god what happened to the top.

>>33735658

Sure, you want Who Framed Roger Rabbit with ponies NOW... but wait until Fluttershy is dangled over the Dip...

>>33735650
IT PRINTS MONEY!!!

>>33735556
source? artists name? anything?

>>33735623
>>33735658
>>33735682
oh is it that time again already?

>>33735675
Oh I reckon that, but understanding what the Hell kind of culture I come from and the existence of other worlds would be ... SOMETHING.

Twilight would scour the archive for synopsis of books, trying to find parallels in Equestrian literature, working feverishly through the night

> mfw The Deathly Hallows' Elder Ward is a real thing in Equestria

>>33735704
*Later

>>33735553
The rules I would see with this type of thing back on /tg/ was that the total weight of the items you take can't exceed you body weight and you must be carrying them, or at least holding onto them, when you warp out.

>>33735720
TheLivingMachine

how was the episode for you guys? was it good for you as it was for me?

>>33735679
Do a good job a fucking them sideways then telling them that the new form they have obtained allows them to be better rulers.

orgy everyday

>>33735720
Theliving machine.

>>33735659
>PRAYTELL, WE WISH TO UNDERSTAND THIS WORD, WAIFU, AND WHY DOTH THY DUB ME SUCH?

>>33735713
"Oh, it looks like you're trying to be clever. That's cute."

>>33735650
Let us tell you
Why that's bullshit

>>33735704
Oh no, you can buy engravings and there are free electronic copies of the contents

Thing is I don't just have that shit lying around

Maybe I should for the day I'm abducted by aliens

>>33735658

Why don't they make movies like who framed roger rabbit anymore? That was a genuinely creative film and it treated cartoons as a big thing everyone knew about. I guess once upon a time that was true.

A shitload of paint thinner. If I am going down, I'm taking those fucking bastards with me.

a machine gun

>>33735695
>that feel when I just threw up a little

>>33735694
Awesome, you can be the new P.Q.

The last episode wanted to say that the mass-making of shit is worse than doing it by hand and with love.

And it's done to market toys made in China in tens of thousands of pieces by a company that is behaving exactly like Flim and Flam brothers.

Sometimes I love the irony in our post-modern word.

>>33735759
>free electronic copies of the contents
You wouldn't happen to know where? I'd love to listen to what we put on there in case of rainy days of if I just feel like it.

>>33735773
DEAF YOU DON'T NEED TO ALWAYS UPDATE US ON HOW MUCH YOUR RAGING BONER HAS GROWN

>>33735300
>you will never massage Fluttershy's sensitive ponyteats

>>33735614
>nobody has made an android app to constantly get new wikipedia updates and store them in a specified "wiki archive" folder on your android phone

why?

>>33735751
"I-it is a term of endearment, Princess. We honor and respect you, even beyond the Veil of Worlds."

> as Spaghetti is not so common on Equestria, wet hay falls out of your pockets

>>33735734
He/she's my favourite non-sexual human pone artist.

However, his/her art has become somewhat risque of late.

>>33735760
Meh. The one big selling point of the film was the special effects. Where the cartoon interacted with the live action.

Hollywood really doesn't do special effects any more. It's all just cgi.

>check the new gilda tumblr
hahaha

>>33735806
He.

>>33735760
Because Zemeckis was too excited about CG, so we get Polar Express, Christmas Carol, etc.

>>33735760
Because they made Cool World.
Then Monkeybone.

Then no one tried it ever again.

>>33735694
>>33735776
Second. I'm always fascinated about this subject.

>>33735734
>>33735748
cheers

have a pinkie pie

>>33735804
>Not making your own spagetti in equestria

Sure casual is here.

>>33735804
>wet hay

>>33735713
Just look at these swag fuckers. They don't give a single fuck in the world.

>>33735695
>that feel when I never knew I had the gay until now. Why do you make me feel these feels Terse? We should stop before we end up getting even more risqué

>>33735818
>Monkeybone

why

>>33735803
Quick, hammer that shit out and sell it for a dollar. You'll make thousands. Do it fast before someone steals the idea.

>>33735811
>GILDA
>CARING

actually it doesn't really bother me that much

>>33735803
The contents is big - about 4 GB - and is changed almost constantly.

>>33735806
Well, he likes to take a lot of requests, if I can recall, he has 50 free requests on queue, I don't know if he takes commisions

>>33735818
You forgot this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8

>>33735803
Because that would chew through your data allotment and battery like a baseball player through a tobacco field?

>>33735847
stop being such a victim

>>33735789
Well, AJ's non-moralwise anyway. Before the Flimflams sacrificed QC to the machine gods their cider was just fine.

>>33735776
>>33735821
Fantastic

I might start up tonight depending on if Faceless JR is doing anything/how drunk I get

>>33735723
>Bring a copy of the collected works of Tolkien
>Tell Twilight that it is historical fiction

>>33735865
dinofag.jpg
>>33735875
>Filename
I knew someone was gonna do this

>>33735875

>>33735868
How do you know?

The only who tasted that was old Granny, and she didn't like it very much

>>33735875
>filename

ah ha

haa

WHEN IS 4CHAN X GOING TO HAVE EMBEDDED YOUTUBE PLAYBACK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>33735804
> ENDEARMENT? THEN WE THANK THEE IN KIND AND DUB THOU, TALL APE OF THE PETTING HANDS, OUR WAIFU. NOW, WAIFU, THY MAY KISS THE ROYAL HOOF

>>33735848
There are some apps on the Apple App Store that do this. They charge you like a dollar for a new archive every two or so months.

I think it's a crock but it looks like there's some demand for it.

I do realize I paid a twenty-spot for a 4" calculator screen to read text from a ubiquitous internet staple whose major selling point is that it's "always to date."

I... won't... let you... get away... with this!

>>33735890

THIS IS NOT THE FACE OF A PONY WHO IS DISLIKING A DRINK

YOU LIE!

>>33735835
It's alright, he looks kinda like a woman.

>>33735899
Download 4chan embedder.
Enjoy.

All this talk of humans, pony and music is making me thinking.

In your opinion, what list of music would you like to introduce to ponykind? It can be anything from any time period, and they have the ability to listen to it regardless of nay limitations, like power or decay

>>33735868
Then the Apples brought in their extra unpaid labor force.

>>33735906
> Pinkie ate the last piece of cake

Hgghghg... hggh. hghgGHGHH.. HGGHGHGHHG .. HNNGGGGG.. HGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHG...

>>33735911
Why did I read this in her voice?

>>33735064
Hey guys, why aren't you getting ready to go out and have fun?

ok I'm done faggot

>>33735939

>>33735948
Because Tabitha has the best irate old lady voice.

>>33735751
>turn twilight/luna/celestia human
>Be up all night
>"WHY DOTH THOU STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND SLEEPETH DRUIN MORN? ART THOU A NIGHT DEWELL AS I???"
>actually luna yes, can I interest you in some liquor from earth, it makes the night way more fun
>Get drunk with luna, Celestia finds you and her both naked from a long night of drunk fucking
>Get up to apologize
>puke at Celesitas feet

>>33735925
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXl1ASXxqVI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om_BKWttz18

>>33735713
I've got it!
Flam=/co/
Flim=MLPG
Flim's mustache=FiMchan

>>33735773
Why? That's a little homophobic, bro.

>>33735835
Okay, okay, I'll stop. But not in private~ <3

>>33735740
How good was it for you? We seem to have some sort of consensus, in that it's very, very good.

>>33735884
"YOU STILL HAVE ELVES," she shrieks, eyes darting left and right, face suddenly flushed with sweat, "AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?"

"Well I mean-"

"HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?" She continues to bellow, pacing the length of the library, "HOW WERE YOU NOT RAPED AND FLAYED ALIVE?"

"Well they're just fairy tal- Wait what do you mean raped and flayed?"

Her face draws so close, "Please, god, tell me there's a way you know how to defeat them. If they ever come back it's going to be a death sentence for all of Equestrian-kind," her eyes run over your height, "a-and everyone else."

"... Uh, I d-don't know b-because it was a joke?"

Twilight just spends the rest of the night crying.

You spend the rest of the night staring at the ceiling, praying the elves don't come back soon.

>>33735901
>You will never be Luna's male waifu

>>33735911
She doesn't look like anything.

Suck it up, Flim. The magically mass-produced cider is never as good.

You just happen to have a better marketing.

>>33735911
No. Look into her eyes. In her eyes you can see utter disappointment. She has tasted a drink that has been, since its introduction, considered a marvel of liquids. Now she takes a moment to realize that that liquid has been sorely hyped and is only mildly fun to drink.

>>33735925
3rd-wave ska. Just because I personally couldn't live without it.

>>33735694
You see, if I did something Human In Equestria, I'd make it about the human ruling the land by the fact as he is the only creature withsoft, scratching hands that the ponies crave.
>Now, human, I do not think that yo--
>scratchy, scratchy, bellyrub
>Nyyyyeeeaahhhhhhhhh, oooooh . . .

>>33735901
> Tall Ape of Petting hands
I could get used to this title.

>>33735987
Nah bra that's definitely a smile.

>>33735968
>Celestia looks at you with a mixture of disdain and amusement
>she wants to fuck

The moral of the story is that you should buy a hand-made pony plushies instead of Hasbro-made ones.

>>33735985
Reminds me how fairys are terrible, terrible creatures of nightmares in their original iteration, but we still think of them like Tinkerbell

>>33736014
WELL SEE HOW IT GOES

>>33735968
>puking
Shitty lightweight detected, get on my level.

>>33736040
Don't they come from really old scottish and irish stories? Faeries and elves and changelings and somesuch

>>33731370
Bring everything this dude thought of and weed. As weed is grown easily and fucks you up without killing your liver

>>33736038
That's a good moral

>>33735901
uh
it is, uh, customary to consummate this relationship know as "waifu"
turn around princess

score

>>33736075
>weed
>not killing your liver
>this is what lazy good for nothing stoner fags actually believe

>>33736051
Funny, serious, light hearted, think provocative, I'm ready

>>33736038
As long as people do this with their hands, it's worth the money?

>>33736091
>Sex with pone

>>33731370
>gieger counter
I can understand if you where visiting New Mexico, but why Equestria?

>>33736067
Yeah more or less. They fey folk and such.

Old ruins where rocks have fallen in a circle are called fair forts and ins considered bad luck to break a twig around them

I know this because I had an art history teach who visited there and they had hired people to cute down some of the woods so they could inspect the ruins. Faries must be all sorts a mad

>>33736135
OH -NOW- YOU CALL IT REPREHENSIBLE

>Go to Equestria but lose all sexuality whatsoever.

Your choice, anon.

What's the matter, McFly? Chicken?

>>33736135

>>33736135
>not sexing your pone
>CR 1002

>>33736157
Good.

Distracting, demeaning, harmful at times, and potentially a corruptible force.

>>33736157
Equestria

I WASNT USING IT ANYWAY

>>33736157
> lose all sexuality
But that's part of being human, the ability to love and bond with others emotionally and physically.

For fuck's sake I don't want to be Yamino in Ponyville.

>>33736154
Well, it is you.

>>33736135
>not sexing pone

>>33736091
>breaks out of Canterlot voice
>You're very funny, waifu. Now, kiss the hoof.