>>33727893
and nothing of value was lost

Thank god.

I would do human Rariity, and so would you.

>>33727893
Isn't she a horse? How did a horse manage to get into 3rd floor?

>>33727893
>find find

More?

If it's human rarity then all of my boners
If it's horse rarity then id wonder what the fuck a horse is doing in my shower.

Urge to fap... rising.

But seriously, she looks adorable. Now we need all the others in the same setting.

Obligatory post.

>>33727932
>Dat feeling when someone uses the reaction face you made
Ok, granted, i just cut it from a page, but still

>MLP
Let's get this shit started

>>33727949
I would not 'do her', I would make love to her.

Human Rarity would basically be Audrey Hepburn. Do want.

>that feel when you have no interest for MLP but god damn you love the humanized porn from it

>>33728008
does this work?

>>33728131
>I would make love to her.
Holy shit, you have no idea how loud I just laughed.

>>33728155
You
are
not
alone
my friend.

>>33728216
>Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie

MY DIIIIIICK

>>33728155
Feels good, man. The humanized art almost makes your forget the faggotry.

Daaaaaaaaaaw

>>33728078
> rarity saying that

yeah no.
Rarity is a respectable lady.

>dripping wet from her recent shower
>dripping

Fucking dry yourself.

You're not a frog.

>>33728216
>straight-haired Pinkie
I am detecting high levels of scare-rousal in the vicinity o my pants.

>>33727983
Yes please!

>>33728260
What? I wouldn't fuck her like an animal and kick her from the bed. I would tenderly express my passions.

Either that, or she'd shudder at the thought of touching me, what with my FAAAAAT.

>>33727949
At first I was wondering what she was doing with the Zora' Sapphire.

>Humanized ponies

Nobody must know my secret.

The constant knowledge that Rarity is unquestionably looking down on me would deter me in the long run. Truthfully, a long time relationship with bumpkin fat-freckle-titted human Applejack and her powerful thighs would be more homely and enjoyable.

>>33728618
AJ is a product of good country living.

cute

>>33728618
>He feels inferior to a woman

The product of failed parenting

>>33728618
I wish there was more art of human Applejack with massive Chun-Li thighs.

>>33728676
I don't feel inferior. You know she'd look down her nose at you regardless.

there you go

>>33728676

>>33728745
Not if you actually look like a man

I see all the ponies, humanized or not, as pretty innocent characters... but for some reason, I can see Pinkie as being an absolute cockwhore. Having parties and sucking off every guy there just to make sure they're having a good time... taking coke and speed just to keep going... her rubbery body being squashed and stretched as cock after cock fill her needy holes.

But as I say, the others I keep perfectly clean.

Rainbow Dash is 20% sweatier than other humanized pone.

>>33728374
What? That's exactly how i imagine respectable ladies behave when they decide to sex somebody up.

>>33728364

You've got a thread, keep it there.

Saged, reported, etc. etc. etc.

>>33728885
Nah, see saddle up cowboy would be apple jacks line.

>>33728869
No way Rainbow Dash hasnt' had a few dicks, pussies, and tried every drug group at least once.

>>33728933
The line is directed at Futajack.

This is the only humanized version of them that I really like.

And I don't even like PSG..

>>33728966
>Dash taking drugs
Pffth, no way. Chances of taking drugs list goes:
Pinkie
Rarity
Fluttershy
Twilight
Dash
Applejack

>>33728306
>>33728155
Hell, even a good portion of /v/ doesn't hate humanized Ponies.

>>33728657

>>33729077
It always surprises me how easily any character seems to transition into the PSG style

>>33727949
Dammit, stop making me want to fap to this.
>>33728155
I know, man, I know.
There's one of rarity with Dat Ass.

>>33729113
Rarity seems like the type for cocaine.

>>33728155
>>33728306
>>33728359
>>33729142
This a bit weird, i think.
Considering how much rule 34 is out there of everything, not to mention all the original porn, why would you specifically care about humanized ponies if you don't care the characters themselves?

One thread at a time is too much to ask for people who enjoy a cartoon for children.

I'm shocked.

Pinkie- pot
Rarity- cocaine
Fluttershy-benzos
Twilight-amphetamines
Dash-steroids
Applejack-whiskey

>>33729506
Pinkie- xtc
Rarity- cocaine
Fluttershy-benzos
Twilight-amphetamines
Dash-speed
Applejack-whiskey

I think we can agree, sir.

>>33729442

Eh, some people just want to fap.
And it's not like many rule 34 artists practice body type diversity, so that kinda adds to the genericness of the porn.

>>33729565
why do all his characters look like wax models left in the sun?

>>33729626
Because he is a terrible artist

This thread is a miracle of the universe.

>>33729568
>Rarity isn't spiced warm apple cider.

>>33729399
It is this one, yes?

>>33727893
>come out of the shower
>still have eyeshadow on
Either that's the most water-proof makeup ever, or she's vain as fuck

Wouldn't it be better to discuss something you obviously like so much in the general, instead of talk about the same old tired bullshit you talk about in there?

>>33729749
or tattoo?

>>33729749

They're black eyes.

the most adorable redneck

>>33728920

>he thinks this is a MLP genera

>>33729694

hnnnnnnnnnnngh

>all that "I don't watch MLP but i enjoy humanized"
I would really like to know how many people like that is on this world.

>>33729854

It's a meta-thread at best.

Saged, reported, etc.

GUYS I'VE CONVINCED MY DM TO LET ME PLAY A PONE IN A D&D GAME, SUGGEST HIS NAME!

Just dropping itt that I would plow human Applejack, then proceed to work my ass off in attempt to impress her, marry her, and help her run the farm

>>33729894

>>33729894
Brownie korra?

>>33729917
Twilight's dad is Dave Seville?

>>33729894
class?

>>33729867

me mostly

I've watched maybe 5 episodes in total, that's it.

Kiddie

>>33729934
I salute you.
Applejack wouldn't just be a 'roll in the hay'
She's best wife.

Rarity is a one night whore.

SAGE! SAGE! LOL! THATLL SHOW THEM! XD!

HAVE FUN NOT TALKING ABOUT PONY COCKS AND FUCKING HUMANS, HUMAN SCUM

BRONY FOR LIFE xD /) ~~BROHOOF ANYONE~

>you will never be crushed under Pinkie's ass

>>33728155
know that feel

>this thread

>>33730103
I really like Indian Twilight Sparkle. It fits her.

>>33730039
ACTUAL WIFE AND NOT JUST WHORE RANKINGS:

Applejack, best wife
Twilight, good wife
Fluttershy, nice wife
Pinkie, fat fun wife
Rarity, bitch wife
Dash, cunt lesbian wife

>>33729894
if nobody else in your game is a pony, your friends hate you now and you're pretty much on par with nathan

>>33729980
I'm kinda sure if some powerful cosmic being approached to me now and said "You can ask one question, and I will give you a true answer for it", I would just ask "How many people jerk it to humanized pone despite not watching the show".

>>33730170
>Twilight, good wife
>Dash, cunt lesbian wife

>implying either of them would ever marry

>>33730138
I'll be honest, I like it when the characters are depicted as anything other than moderately-endowed white girls, not because of some social justice bullshit, but because it makes for more visually interesting art.

>>33730103

Remember when MLP first became popular on /co/ how half the shitstorms dealt with the fact that people drew TS as a dark-skinned girl when humanized?

>>33730170
Twilight Sparkle would grow up to be a partial man-hating feminist, then marry some beta guy and be the "man" of the household

>>33730267

Which is stupid.

She's obviously white.

Look at her dance.

>>33730170

>applejack, best wife
I agree, but she isn't my favorite
>twilight, good wife
Maybe.
>Fluttershy, nice wife
She'd care more about her animals than you
>Pinkie, fat fun wife
Fat? No thanks
>Rarity, bitch wife
FUCKFYOUYFKFC MY WAIFU. She has a kind heart and is very generous and wants to make everything pretty even if you don't want her to. Everyone has their faults though. 10/10 would rage again
>Dash, cunt lesbian wife
I see no problem here. Either Lesbian Wife, OR one of those extremely athletic types that only go for athletes at least

Characters appreciation chart:

Twilight Sparkle: Okay, the token "sane man"
Pinkie Pie: Funny
Rainbow Dash: Useless.
Rarity: Pretty much useless (except for giving dragonboners to Spike)
Fluttershy: intresting when insane. When normal deserves to die.
Applejack: god please no, rednecks again...DIEEEEE
Spike: Token pet.

>>33730291
you worded it terribly, but yeah, I know what youre going for and I can totally see it

>have absolutely no interest in the show
>despise the autistic fanbase
>get hard like a stallion from humanized ponies

It's like every stereotype in ultra-sexualized form. I can't resist.

>>33730138

I agree, actually - darker/olive skin-tones just feel "right" with her.

She could be Indian, or Greek, or Spanish, or something, and I'd still watch her out of the corner of my eye and never be able to work up the courage to talk to her. >.>

>>33730320

is there a 1080p version of the new episode on yt yet?

please help

>your favorite pony comes over
>both of you start smoking pot
>listening to this
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo5l-1r8OMo&list=FLfmq3WQJ_7xBeLI6uZCYk4w&index=25&fe
ature=plpp_video

Awesome thought man

After that I can fuck her in the ass just like Piccolo did to vegeta

>>33730398
>GREEN AND PURPLE

>>33730398
you are a sick , very sick man

>>33730430

What's so sick about smokin a joint with your favorite pony humanized and then stretching her asshole out after?

>>33728155
>>33728306
>>33728603

Oh good.

So it's not just me.

>>33730449
> anal
disgusting

how, but dat

Token 63

>>33730496
That is the gayest thing Ive seen all day.

>>33730491

>>33730259
Like...I guess what I'm trying to say is that you shouldn't set yourself back with the limitations the show puts on itself.

This is becoming a typical waifu general thread now, so I'm going to give this a polite sage.

>>33730496

Poor Girl!Spike - Man!Rarity's probably flaming.

>>33730354
>I'd still watch her out of the corner of my eye and never be able to work up the courage to talk to her. >.>
This is me. I'd never be able to get myself to talk to a girl...if I could even get myself to go places where girls are...

where the heck is the mlp gneral?

>>33730320
whites aren't the only ones that can't dance
some black people can't either

>>33730566
>waifu
>having a desire for fucking one

>>33730625

Whats the pointof having a waifu if you can't have sex with her?

>>33730599

You'd have to have a brain to know that, and post MLP related material there, it seems.

Or, y'know, not be a complete dick.

>>33730599
Used for discussion past the bumplimit, like it does 50% of the time, ie. all the time it isn't on a page 0.
>>33728364

Anyone know any sites in which i can watch MLP streams?

>>33730704
Waifus by definition can't be fucked, they are 2D. Also, don't confuse traditional lust with waifuing, the former only is as a cumpdumpster, for the latter, you are doing everything to do her happy, and fucking would take away her innocence. Yes, waifus are for foreveralone neckbeards.

I neither like nor dislike MLP but god damn these humanized ponies, son of a bitch, I am so turned on by these. Why!?

>>33730716

A possibly unprecedented idea occurs to me.

Maybe you could make a NEW general thread?

>>33730778

What a load of bullshit.

If you love her and she loves you, sex is a given.

...And she were real.

>>33730781
Because you are a pretty normally functioning human being.
You are not alone.
>>33728155
>>33728306
>>33728603
>>33730335
>>33729980

>>33730726
>>33730599

>>33730825
BUT SHE'S SO KAWAII AND INNOCENT, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO HEEER!!

>>33730781
Because humanized, they hit on every mainstream fetish. You like party girls? they've got Pinkie. Athletic girls? Dash and Applejack. Etc.

>>33730887

Cuz she ain't innocent.

My Little Waifus: Boners are Weird

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>33730887
>>33730902
this shows that if a waifu were real she would fuck the first real man that talked to her
and then the neckbeard would cry alone and fap to futaporn on /d/

>>33730836
pretty much that, it's all regular sexy ladies and that gives men boners
also interesting to notice how there is little to no pics of the kid characters
only those sick bronies like that shit

And knowing is half the battle!

The balls are what.....?!?

>>33730996

>pinky in emo state with a loaded rifle

Only the dead know peace from this evil.jpg

>>33729485
>Implying the same people are creating this thread and the other one.

EVERYONE HAS A HIVEMIND

Both threads suck shit

>>33730496

funny how only Applejack is the only one that doesn't look like a flaming faggot in that one.

>>33731063
not very revelant one to another

>>33731063
>>33729485

see this

>>33730056

>>33730599
A piece of shit thread full of circlejerking tripfags, fetishfags and furries who won't fuck off back to /b/.

Sometimes we get to discuss the My Little Pony cartoon. Sometimes.

>>33731208
go and tell it to them

>normalfags thinking they comprehend the concept of waifu
Join MLPG once when they get tired of talking about the last episode(they should be done around monday for sure) and locate discussion about Twilight Sparkle.
You haven't got shit on knowing the way of waifu if you don't read and enjoy second person.

>>33731208

>bitching about MLP general
>none of that is found in this thread
>which isnt a MLP general

>and he still sages

lOL OLLO THATTL SHOW THEM SAGE SAGE SAGE

>>33731247
>Implying at least twenty posts a thread aren't telling all the faggots to shut up or go away.

A post with a fap roulette grid of tripfag avatars got forty replies, and someone keeps posting tripfag/fetish generator results.

The general is hopeless.

>>33731325
It's called polite saging, babbies don't like seeing more than one pony thread on the front page.

>>33731153

The fact that I don't watch MLP is immaterial.

There's a fantastically simple rule that you don't seem able to follow.

Which isn't something that changes no matter how many things you have to say about me.

>currently watching MLP
>find it decent, but not obsessed
>go to an MLP General to discuss
>slog through large amounts of pony porn and not much discussion

So why do I often see better MLP threads when they're not labeled General, like this one?

>>33731445

because I'm just like you and I want to maybe talk about funny shit like how the ponies flip out and what drugs they would do and shit like that.

also humanized porn

>>33731445
I know man, these are very nice indeed
too bad there are too many people sick of ponyfags who sage them regardless

I think they are right, but it's always annoying to see it happen

human zecora

>>33731445
>Been watching MLP for a while
>Think it's pretty cool, but not a brony
>MLP General
>RAPERAPERAPE
>LOL TRIPFAGS
>WOULD YOU DRINK THIRTY GALLONS OF CANDY PONY SEMEN
>I WANT TO RAPE TRIPFAG X WITH CANDY PENIS

Because normalfag fans (in before lolparadox) have long since given up on general threads.

>>33728948
>>33728948
you know who that hair reminds me of?

XTREME MLP

>>33731612
also humanized pony.

>>33731689
it's not porn, it's humanized art

and the episode discussions go on the general

where can we go to keep discussing mlp like this without bloated semen fetishes and pony cocks?

>>33731728
>Discussing the episode
>In the general

BUT! What does that have to do with rape and marshmallow pony buttholes?

>>33731741
There's the brony sites.
But they're all terrible for obvious reasons.

>>33731741
Ponygoons, which is the SA off-site for MLP (kinda like ElitistJerks for WoW). They're pretty anal about keeping everything SFW though so any jokes you say will be taken very seriously.

but

but

but

i want to talk about human ponies and >greentext stories/ sitautions with human ponies and post human pony porn

fuck

why isn't there a human only pony group/site

>>33728876

>sweaty athlete Dash lifting weights
>loving this pic Omuhgawd FeelsSoGOO--
>tail????
>boner gone

...Well fuck. Now I'm gonna have to talk about the EPISODE, aren't I? :/

>>33728876
>Humanized Dash
>No wings

Somehow this just makes things weird.

So is it true that there's a /pony/ out there somewhere?

If so, why do ponies keep getting posted here?

>>33731878
relax it's a towel

>>33731923
>So is it true that there's a /pony/ out there

nope.avi

There's various fansites, but it's like the difference between /co/, plus4chan and scans_daily, they're all either slow or extremely faggy.

>Why do ponies keep getting posted here

Because My Little Pony is a cartoon.

>>33731923
For the same reason there's a /v/ despite GameFAQs, NeoGAF, GameTrailers, IGN, TheEscapist, etc. existing.

>for some reason you are teleported to ponyville
>all the ponies are human
>you befriend them
>they all like you but you must pick one to make your real waifu
>where will you take them for the date?

This comes from a tumblr named "Brony Pride".
BRONY PRIDE
>PRIDE

>>33732019

I already know its down to Twilight or Fluttershy, so...

Nature walk, I guess.

>>33732140
>Twilight or Fluttershy
Are you me?

>>33731974

Well, if there is none, then that settles it I guess.

Why not make one, when this board is so obviously full of MLP stuff?

>>33732190

Maybe.

What are we thinking about right now?

Trixie!

Why is no one talking about the valentines day episode!?

CANON SHIPPING, GUYS. And no weird shit either.

>>33732226
Well, I'm thinking of human Twilight and/or Fluttershy the ones I would most likely try to pursue a relationship with if they were real and I had the guts to talk to girls.

>>33732329

I was thinking of Belgian Waffles.

Oh well.

Waifu? I'll take Celestia: better point at the sky!

>Eye shadow
>Just got out of the shower
Ponyfags have no concept of reality

>>33732323
>mentions Valentine's Day episode
>posts Michael Cera image
>Michael Cera is a Valentine's episode of the Simpsons this year
I see what you had no idea you did there.

>>33732220
Because a lot of us faggots like /co/ in general. I have a pony thread and at least three other threads open at any one time.

>>33732480

So...keep two browsers open?

>>33732503
I like 4chan's system, and there's more people here.

>>33732638

>those tits

>>33732638
>huge dash tits

WHY! WHY IS THIS A THING!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! DO YOU HAVE NO DECENY?!

WHY?!

>>33732638
Need more huge Dash airbags.

Why is this thread still here?

Get off my lawn, you pathetic cretins.

>>33732638

> Those big fat athletic tits

>>33732019

rarity or twilight

either a shopping mall or a bigger library

then i'd rape one in the dressing room and the other in the health education section

of course for the library rape I'd have to jam books in twilights mouth first to keep her from screaming how this isn't what her books explained it would feel like

>>33732725
>Amanda Show parody
Excellent. Now we need Granny Smith as Mr. Oldman.

>>33732755

Twilight would wear a skirt, she could bend herself over and you would just simply grab her by the neck while trying to lift her skirt up before doing WHATEVER you desired from her while she continued to open her erotic novel (juliette)

>>33732019
Pink Pie
bar

>>33732829

please collab with me to make human pony fapfics

>>33732865

>>33732725
>"And now, its time for a hillbilly moment"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWciGhNUftI

>>33732725
>>33732725
>>33732725

oh fuck i read it in the amanda show voices too

Personally, I prefer Rarity and Fluttershy.

>>33733067

No!, She too scary for me to write a erotic piece about she doing it with a dude.

>>33733097

do rarity or twilight sparkly star or whatever the fuck her name is

humanized AJ is the best

>>33733352
oh god!

>>33733352

>chell
>aj

my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

Why don't you guys post the humanized stuff in all the generals? Why is it always horsecock and rapefics?

>>33733490
'cause they DON'T WANT humanized pics: probably messing with their fantasies of having sex with horses.

>>33733490

They kinda don't bother hiding that they're just a buncha horsefuckers anymore.

It's scary - which is why we don't go in there anymore. ._.

>>33733539

hey that's not true
we post humanized stuff there too

>>33733628
Sure: right before the reply "stop that".

>>33733628
>>33733596
>>33733539
>>33733490

we should make a humanpony board somewhere so we can discuss humanponies and >you will never x y z with insertpony name here

Dammit, Time to fap to this whole thread.

>>33733490
Because the only place you're going to see something remotely appealing to a normal human being is outside of the general.

>>33733222
Suddenly, colour.

Twilight with Celestia had always been a favourite.

>can only fap to humanized
>humanized threads are rare as fuck
>I can't fap right now.
>mfw

Fuck all of you.

>>33733835

fuckin told

>>33733861
Save all the pictures on your hard drive.

>>33733835

Aw man, that made me smile. A very fancy way of telling a woman to known her place indeed.

>>33733861

You just gave me the PERFECT setup for this pic.

Enjoy. <3

>>33733897
Save the entire thread.
There should be also an extension for that (Downthemall?)

>Humanised ponies
>(probably) new art from /34/
>no horsecock, horsecock everywhere
okaywiththis.jpg

Where can i get more humanized?

>your favorite human pony asks you out
>you accept and go on a date
>while you are going to the bathroom you see this nigger making a move on your girl

What do you do?

>>33733971
Ponibooru, search for "humanized"
Or use google or deviantart.

Well, hello there, girls!

>>33734095

>those fucking tags

Sometimes I think that MLP is good despite the fact that the characters are all ponies, not because of it.

>>33734030
>Ponibooru
Fuck no. I'm not waiting 10 minutes for the fucking thing to load to then sift through all the shit for some decent stuff.

More athleti-boobs

>>33734022
>>33734022
>>33734022

please respond

>>33734022
>>>/b/

>>33729565
>Jay Naylor
Please dont do this to me, /co/

>>33734172
Then google it: i found a shitload of pics searching for "humanized, mlp" (no quotes) or "personification, mlp" (idem)

>>33734240

its pony related, faggot

>>33734161
I think the show would be better if it took more from the whole magical girl animu format, or from PPG. Still very "girly", but at least something would actually be happening plot wise.

As it stands now it's basically western moe. Not that there's anything wrong with that, if you're into that kind of thing

>>33734022
I keep cool: judging from the size of his muscles, he shouldn't be able to move faster than a grand piano made of cast iron. I have all the time i want

>>33729917
Is that Bob Saggat?

>>33734249
I'm sorry. It's been done. And more than once. Every time I see them I die a little inside. I'll spare you the pain, though.

>>33734022
>BACK HUMANOID-ZEBRA FOOL

and then he punches me into to a pile of red goo
dead and rorny as in every time I talk to a neg...
afr... individual of high melanin count.

>>33734332
this is nice

>>33734318
I think it would be a lot of fun. One of the reasons I like the show is because of the personalities of the characters, along with the dialogue between them. If we were allowed to get heavy character development I think it would be great.

>>33734022

If I may interupt, my good sir, she is already taken. I must compliment you on your good taste howev
>he begins to bunch me into the ground and break every bone in my body
>human pony is crying and doesnt know what to do
>gigga nigga lifts human pony over shoulder and turns away
>"oooga booga dis pony mine"
>you reach out with all of your strength towards them only to pass out moments later
>you never see your human pony again

>the day after you are released from the hospital you join the local most violent and active KKK group.

>>33734022
>That feel when I am a negroid male

What now?

Nice

>>33734522

>dem curls on rarity

hnggg

>that feel when the thread is dying

mlpg
>rape
>rape
>HURRRRAPE
>LOL ECKS DEE TRIPFAGS XD XD XD XD
>SAGE SAGE SAGE GET PONY SHIT OFF HERE

not mlpg
>civilized discussion

>>33729568
Pinkie- xtc
Rarity- cocaine
Fluttershy-weed
Twilight-amphetamines
Dash-steroids
Applejack-meth

Don't die. I just got here.

bump for great justice

>>33734849

I can see fluttershy smoking pot

She's already hippy~like

>she lives in a tree
>save the animals
>peace and love bro

>>33734807
>Civilized Discussion
>WHICH HUMANPONE WOULD YOU FUCK THE HARDEST
>A BIG BLACK MAN TRIES TO STEAL YOUR HUMANPONY, WHAT DO
>WHICH HUMANPONY IS THE BIGGEST COCKSLUT

>>33734891
Definitely. She probably comes home at night for some 'aromatherapy'

Would you, /co/?

>>33734161
Indeed good sir. Remove the equine elements from MLP and add more dramatic elements, and you could very well have something resembling a shoujo anime. With work, of course.

However, the entire horse-part is one of the cornerstones for comedy in the show, and since I'm only here for the cute-factor and gags, I suppose it's a necessary feature.

I wonder if any cosplayers could pull this off

oh yeah

i like this kind of lineart...

>>33734948
No. Trixie is a terrible character.
On a side note, PHN is great.

>>33735058
>DEAR PRINCESS CELESTIA TODAY I LEARNT NOTHING BECAUSE IM AWESOME AS FUCK

This must be somebody's fetish, i know

>>33735058

>middle-eastern Fluttershy

>>33735031
switch kbell and ewats

>>33734849

>rarity- cocaine

why?

>>33735190
Cocaine is stereotyped as a rich white person's drug

>>33735031
I wonder how /tv/ would react to this.

>>33734937

better than talking about cum inflation lol rape lol BROHOOF xD shit

hooooooooboy

>>33735217

thats funny

we kicked my dad out over his cocaine addiction.

he's jobless, yet gets that shit every night for the past 20 years

he must have sucked a lot of dicks.

>>33735222
superior.

I would do wonderful things for dat Applejack

>>33735190
because she hangs around with rich people

>>33735308
I will always affirm myself that Fluttershy is a damn good trap.

>>33735222
>>33735308

"good.......now touch her chest........yes, that's it.......sloooower........slooooooooower..........."

>>33735128
That would make a lot more sense with Applejack instead of Rarity. Applejack's the element of Honesty and good with a rope, who better to handle WW's Lasso of Truth?

"Celestia knows no mercy: just pain"

>you can teleport to pony ville where human ponies live and live with them forever in happiness
>if you do so, all of you real friends die

would you?

>>33735541
Fuck, no! Bros b4 hos!

>>33735541
>don't have real friends?
>Win-win situation.
And now I'm depressed.

Dancing kids vs Yotsuba's dad, mlp version

Why can't Twilight be real ;_ ;

>>33735220
see
>>33735161

>>33735840
cause she's a cartoon character

>>33735840
that's really hard to not misinterpret

>>33735873

but i love her

So much tits and ass...

Is this show good or is it one of those cringe at every line girl cartoons?

>>33735941
And i once dreamed of having sex with Lum. But this doesn't change the fact that they're both cartoon characters.

>>33736056

but lum is a whore

>>33736036
Don't bother: in the show they're horses. And no, i'm not kidding.

>>33736036
Some episodes it's more of one than the other, but it averages out decently.

>>33735941
Shes mentally unstable

>>33736036
It's good, really. The show's written not only for little girls, but for their parents as well. There's a surprising amount of adult humor in it.

>>33736079
Indeed, but with a solid hot body, wrapped in striped undergament and fuck-me-boots.

Dude, it's part of growing pains to acknowledge that real girls aren't exactly like what they try to sell to us on the tv.

>>33736131
They're all mentally unstable.
Except maybe for Applejack, but how much redneck can you stand?

>>33736036
It's fun. Dont take it seriously, don't put any standards in front of it, and just watch.

If you liked Powerpuff Girls or Foster's Home, a lot of the people on it did that.

Again, don't take it too seriously. It's a show about ponies learning about friendship in a fun fantasy/1920s kind of setting. People who try to think of it as anything more are doing it wrong.

Honestly though, watching them in order wont get you into it easily. Id give you some good starting episodes, but Im not the best for that kind of thing. Applebuck Season is pretty good and its only Episode 4, so I guess that's a good place to start. The whole thing is just episodic, with the exceptions of the 2-part season openers.

Enjoy.

>>33736210
yeah because people in 4chan are perfectly normal
it doesn't really matter that much
sometimes crazy can be good and fun
like Pinkie Pie

>>33736210
Well, I -am- from Tennessee, so...

>>33736210
Mentally unstable is

Pinkie
Twilight
Rarity
Fluttershy

Applejack and Rainbow are just fine far as I remember

>>33736284
Dash did have a nasty case of stage fright in one episode, though she mostly just has a case of chronic bitch syndrome.

>>33736263
Also try Dragonshy
IMO it's the best episode from season 1
and avoid Owl's well that ends well
it's not a good episode(at all) to start with

>>33736279
>I am from tennessee
>Amand's show

o god, the nostalgia

Background Characters time

holy shit this thread is still alive.

>>33736284

i dont care if shes mentally unstable.

Twilight can be unstable with me.

>>33736434

>>33736432
FAOL KROP!

>this thread

>>33736432
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXSsG2AHn8M

>>33736357
Stage fright isnt unstable. Everyone gets stage fright. Dunno why youre singling out Rainbow as being a bitch when all around the girls are usually not that nice to each other.

>>33736434
Eh.

granny

>>33736643
She's very self-serving. Rarity is also pretty high on the bitch tier, and Pinkie is sometimes unintentionally pretty bitchy about things.
I mean, just look at the most recent episode. Dash was relishing the idea of taunting Pinkie over cider. Cider! it's just a drink. Admittedly, Pinkie could never really read the mood and ended up rubbing lemon and salt into the wounds of not getting any for years, but still.
...I'm not even making sense anymore. Fuck it., I guess I just don't really like Dash that much. Have a picture.

>>33736775
go to the generals we are here for the human ponies

>>33736836

i know but they are so fucking cute in that picture

i've dumped plenty of pics here i think i should get some help with this ;_ ;

alas im just some anon who isn't entitled to shit here anyway

>>33736940
Here you go.
>>33736976

>>33736940
Just copy the url and do a image search on images.google.com

>>33737016

thanks. so fuckin adorable man.

>>33736929

>rainbow dash
>with tits

cured my erectile disfunction

Well, image limit reached.
It's been nice and dandy, /co/ mrades but now i need a little sleep. Bye

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/list/humanized/
5000+ pics.

>>33736929
oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, i need more

>artist:oh my gosh

i love you filename

>>33737164
>>33737164

implying we wont just make another thread

>>33737191
You probably shouldn't. People get touchy over the darndest things.

>>33737268

all the better reason to

someone should do it

>>33737286
Oh. You're one of those.

>>33737286
>>33737191
I think he had enoug pony for this weekend

>>33737357

>u
>mad
>xD

pick 3

>>33737517
no

>>33737512
there isn't such a thing as "enough pony"

>>33737539

SAGE SAGE LOL LOL ECKS DEE SHATLLSHOW HIM LOL XD

Archived this thread for... posterity.

>>33740166

>2 hours since last bump

Glorious day.