You're a fucking nigger you stupid cunt

>Implying I wouldn't be in this MLPG

Sup niggas!

Hey guys

There is art in this thread

so that's two applejack episodes this year :) Considering she was pony-not-appearing-in-this-season at the start, I'm happy with how it's turning out.

Because the humor of the show reminds me of the type of cartoons I grew up on. Plus it's bright and cheerful, something this world needs.

>>33711285
>anon thread

>>33711180
The animation is both well done and delightfully expressive and active and the writing is great. The voice actors are great fits for their roles as well. It's one of those perfect storms of quality content you so rarely see these days.

>using the posted topic
>actually discussing the show
*clink*

>>33711294
Oh I posted it in the wrong thread, derp

WHY ISN'T THIS THE REAL THREAD

hot bitches to fap to, of course.

help me mlpg. i am having a strong urge to fap to normal human pornography.

>>33711621
GODDAAYYUUUUM
Sauce?

>>33711621

>>33711621
>fap to normal human pornography
Why would you do this?

>>33712802

Not >>33711621

I dunno. Change of pace?

>>33711621
Is she putting that on back to front?

>GeneralIvan seriously hasn't watched Friendship is Witchcraft

I thought VAs were generally on top of this kind of thing. I am seriously disappoint.

>>33711229
Well hello there Ivan

Fuck your hard mode.
It's cute, I like the characters and the music is great.

>>33711621
dat ass...

>"hey ponies, lets go on an adventure!"
>fluffy ponies get excited
>jumping up and down
>giggling and cheering
>they crawl into the "magic sack"
>giggling through the car ride and wondering in excitement what will happen
>carry the sack to the river
>throw it in
>listen to their giggles turn to screams

The time for ponies draws near!

>Fluffy pony is running, running away from something
>three timber wolves are chasing her
>She falls, they tear apart the fluff, slowly, with large jerks like Velcro coming apart
>She wakes up and runs and jumps onto your stomach, waking you up with a loud pomf

>>33712542

>but_ah_buck_from_there.jpg

>>33712896

>you are spotted by a driver who gets your license plate
>the police are waiting for you at home
>you go to jail and are pumped full of Bubba Juice for the next 5 years
>the ponies drift downriver and are rescued.

>>33712925
>>33712920
>>33712896

HEY that reminds me, Ivan have you seen DBZ abridged?
Vegeta's voice is fucking perfect.

It's a show with charming characters and fun/funny situation comedy. The art style is slick, the animation is surprisingly expressive, and the voice acting is pretty great.

Also everything about it is cute as fuck. Bitches love cute as fuck.

TWILIGHT BOOKED TOO HARD, IT MADE HER BRAIN BREAK FOR A WHILE, WHAT DO?

>>33712925
>fluffy ponies are a dime a dozen
>the frequency of their deaths makes them almost worthless
>killing them isnt considered a crime as they die regularly on their own
>the sack is recovered later, full of fluffy pony corpses
>some of them burst open at the head when they went over that waterfall

>>33712941
link?

Would you hold Twilight steady as the seemingly endless line of stallions ready and eager to pump her full of their piping hot ponysperm begin taking turns mounting her and fucking her with reckless abandon?

Would you rub her swelling belly, feeling it gurgle and slosh with the viscous loads of countless ponycocks as she screams in extacy, her cunt desperately milking yet another stallion to climax?

>>33712955
KEEP HER AWAY FROM WATER

FEED HER POP TARTS

BRUSH HER MANE

>>33712955
Cocaine

>>33712875

Wat? VA's are supposed to pay attention to abridged series?

But seriously though, if they had VA's with good comedic timing then maybe it'd be good but I haven't even cracked a smile yet.

Admittedly I've only watched episode one so far.

So do any of you guys have a horse-themed sex toy?

>two fluffy ponies meet
>they want to hug and cuddle with each other
>touching of the fluff releases a ton of static electricity
>both ponies die

>sitting on your sofa, reading
>fluffy pony has fallen asleep on the floor
>her legs and tail twitch from under all the fluff
>it's dreaming of playing

>>33712970
Would you stop posting this shit

>>33712966

http://www.teamfourstar.com/page-episodes

The first two or so aren't the best, it's at it's best when Nappa+Vegeta arrive

>joseco says he is going to stream all night until the new ep
>his computer crashes and he loses 37 sketches
>ragequits and goes to sleep

i lold but i also feel kinda bad

>cold winter night
>warm inside with fluffy pone
>start scratching behind her ears
>she sighs and begins humming happily
>lays her head down in your lap
>suffocates in her own fluff

>>33712980
>That photo exists

Moving to Mars, later guys.

>>33712955
put a book in front of her and light it on fire. no matter how broken twilight is she cant resist saving it.

>>33712980

I'll tell you what I want. What I really, really want.

You know those ultra realistic sex dolls? I want one of Applejack.
I know some companies make custom love dolls, so I wonder if they would make ponies...

I need an Applejack with penetrable vagina, anus and mouth, cute cowgirl hat, a lasso for some rough rodeo play and both her gala dresses, the one she wore and the one she designed. And apples for real apple action.

>>33713000

It's a shoop, that picture is old as fuck.

>Fluffy pony dies
>out of depression you buy a new cuddly fluffy pony
>on the way home with your new fluffy pony sees cars for the first time
>she doesn't know what they are, but she likes them
>she begins to pretend to be a car, and bolts out into the street
>She is hit by the first truck to drive by.

And today we will have the cliched "cheating is wrong" episode.

>>33712980

>>33712963

Tell that to the guy getting poleballed in jail. :D

>>33712994
He should save more

>>33713013
>and the one she designed
Why would you want such a hideous thing?

>new years
>you told fluffy pony to stay inside
>fluffy pony sneaks out to play with fireworks with the other regular ponies
>fluffy pony runs into your house, screaming and on fire
>she burns to death in front of you

>>33713019
>Implying using technology is cheating

>>33713013
Jesus Christ how horrif-
>Apples for real apple action

Oh you.

>>33713000
It's pretty obviously shooped

Also these fluffy pony stories are amazing

>Fluffy pony sneeze
>scares itself
>wanders in circles as it flees from the sneeze monster
>settles down after a while
>Falls asleep
>sneezes in sleep
>awakens confused and walks over to you for comfort.

>>33712963

>you wake up
>it was all a dream

>your fluffy pony runs inside all muddy
>you pick her up with one hand, carrying her as she still tries to run in the air
>you put her in the tub and run a bath of mildly hot water
>you wash the mud off her and tickle her with the movable shower head
>you splash water at each other
>take her out and towel dry her
>she goes scampering around the house
>she finally calms down
>sit down on the couch and turn on your favorite show
>pony sits down with you
>you give her a pop tart to munch on while you brush her fluff

>>33713047
They are? You must've been away for a while, it's been 2 weeks ago when I've found them amazing, now it's just a ton of repetition and boring shit.

>>33713013
>real apple action.
Gets me every time

>>33713018
>I must bury her in the pet cemetery

Oh, how long can trusty Cadet Pinkie hold out?
HOW can she possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence?
WILL her tortured mind give in to it's uncontrollable desires?
CAN she withstand the temptation to push the button, that even now, beckons her ever closer?
WILL she succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history, at the MERE PUSH OF A SINGLE BUTTON?
The beautiful SHINY button
The jolly CANDY-like button.
WILL she hold out, folks?
CAN she hold out?

>>33713052
>get home after work
>wonder why you always seem to be arriving in your house
>decide to go home to think about it

>>33713068
OH YOU CARD

OH MAN

I READ THAT SHIT YEARS AGO

MY MIND IS REELING

>>33712994
damn, was there anything interesting?

>fluffy pony's birthday
>she opens her present
>coloring book with easy to use crayons
>fluffy pony is retarded so her magic cant use crayons very well
>she sees the ribbon from the wrapping
>starts playing with it
>jumping up and down and catching it
>you look away for a moment
>fluffy pony strangled herself

>>33713069
I'm guessing that is a reference to something.
My childhood was barren and devoid of cartoon fun, what is this, pray tell?

>>33713068

Nigga you best be stayin away from that indian burial ground, nothin good comes from that.

Guys, I'm playing DnD and my character is a Ranger. I want to make ponies my Favored Enemy -- which of these are they?
-Aberration
-Animal
-Magical Beast
-Monstrous Humanoid
-Vermin?

>>33713047

>>33713018
>aj cheated in the iron horse competition
>aj cheated in running of the leaves
>aj technically cheated in the sisterhooves social race
>aj cheats in the cider contest
>is the element of honesty

LOL when will that wacky AJ finally learn her lesson!

im sure celestia is sick of getting letters about the same goddamn lesson

>you poke fluffy pony in the stomach lightly
>she farts loudly
>you give her an experimental gentle squeeze
>she farts even louder

>>33712977
The first episode is pretty bad. The reason are way better.

>>33713068
>Not Sematary

Nice one faggort.

>>33713088
Looking at his older pictures provides the same level of enjoyment as looking at his new pictures since they're essentially the exact same. Move the characters around in photoshop to get a brand new JJ© picture.

>>33713094

>>33713093

>fluffy pony's neck is too fluffy to get the string around
[spoiler[>which frankly makes it even more of a mystery...[/spoiler]

>>33713094
get out you obvious underageb&

>>33713065
Oh okay, I haven't seen them earlier. I'll most likely grow bored of them in the near future as well, then.

because its funny and it makes me S­M­IL­E ((:
SMILE SMILE

>>33713121
>Hurr hurrrr

>>33713094

Ren & Stimpy, nigga!

>>33713105
>look around suspiciously to ensure no one is watching
>squeeze fluffy pone and play a tune with her farts

>>33713096

Ponies are magical beasts. They'll probably have a DR/5 unless you have a weapon that can bypass their cartoon resilience.

>>33713068
someone write about zombie fluff

>>33712977
Man the best episodes are 3 and 4 by far.

>pour bleach in a bowl
>tell fluffy pony to drink it
>she says she doesnt want to, it looks funny
>scream at her
>tell her if she really loved you, she'd drink it
>she takes a little lick
>starts coughing, tears forming at her eyes
>you scream at her to drink more
>she's crying now
>she's drinking
>it hurts her so much, but she just wants to make you happy
>she vomits
>you slap her hard for making such a mess
>you grab her in a headlock
>her legs are struggling for dear life
>you force the bleach bottle into her mouth and start pouring
>she's trying not to swallow
>it's sloshing all over her face, nose, eyes, and down her throat
>you let her go
>she vomits again
>it's bloody
>her eyes are burning
>the skin in her esophagus is flaking off, and she's coughing it up
>you repeat this over and over until she stops moving

>>33713146

>flesh volcano

>>33713146
Oh fuck you

>>33713146
Yeah!

Now post the one where you put coke pone in the freezer!

And then Cupcakes!!!!!!!!!

>>33713146
Do you guys even read these things anymore?

>>33713134
>no one will ever write a >feel greentext story involving MLP characters and ren & stimpy
>no one will ever ship MLP characters with ren & stimpy
>mfw

>>33713139
>zombie fluffy ponies
>they try to eat brains of other fluffy ponies
>they cant get through the fluff
>your fluffy pony gallops happily home with several zombie fluffy ponies hanging off her fluff
>she's babbling about her new friends

>>33713146

>>33713118
>>33713121
Ahh, yeah.
That's what I get for only getting two channels for the first 10 years or my life I suppose.

>>33713146
>your neighbors hear the commotion and call the police
>you are arrested and sent to jail

>fluffy pony is oblivious and full of childlike wonder
>excitedly looking around the doctors office
>pony goes to see the doctor
>giggles as the doctor check's pony's heart with a stethoscope
>tongue depressor, more giggles
>"okay, last thing for today. Just one little shot."
>sticks the needle in pony's arm
>pony's cheerful smile contorts into pain
>she starts to cry for the first time
>pony never trusts the doctor again

>>33713170
I wasn't insulting you

>>33713171
>but tehn you break out of jale and strangle a bunch of fluffy pones!
>and then they all drown!! XD

What does a fluffy pony looks like?

I hate this thread already

>>33713146

who are the faggots that keep writing thsoe shitty greentext things? It stopped being funny days ago

>>33713146

>she wants to fuck

>fluffy pony trying to make honey on toast
>spills honey all over her face
>tries to wipe it off
>honey all over her hands
>tries to wipe them off on her little tummy
>the problem gets worse
>come home to find fluffy pony a sticky, sobbing mess on the ground, flailing wildly

>>33713192
Me too.

Not enough lactation.

>>33713187
I wasn't being insulted, no hard feelings.

>>33713192

Next thread will be better

>>33713190

Something like this.

>>33713198
Fluffy pony, coke pony everything stopped being funny like two weeks ago.

>>33713167
>not 5000x5000

fucking weak

Well, I actually feel like I'm improving. Thoughts?

>>33713211
THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID LAST THREAD, ANONYMOUS.

>>33713188
>mocking the high repeat offender rate in the US prison system
This is a large, systemic problem that affects all of us. We should call for reform of the prison system to focus more on reforming the prisoners, not containing them for a brief period of time before releasing them out into the public again. It's people like you who set our country back over and over.

>>33713205
mfw my fetish

>>33713205
Or cum inflation.

>>33713096
>>33713096
>>33713096
>>33713096
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Pony

Ponies are medium animals.

BUT WAIT, AS A RANGER, YOU CAN CHOOSE PONY AS YOUR ANIMAL COMPANION.

That's right! It's on your motherfucking animal companion list at level 4!

Pick Applejack.

>>33713202

>Fluffy pony
>hands

>>33713223
not bad, man. You're getting there.
mouth area could use a little work, though

>fluffy pony finds a wholesale velcro store
>several minutes later a crying and terrified fluffy pony runs out with pieces of velcro stuck to it
>it tries to take them off with her mouth
>they get stuck to the fluff around her mouth
>panic continues
>it takes three men to calm the little fluffy pony down and remove the velcro

>>33713202
>hands

>>33713223
Looks pretty good!

>>33713223
Looks pretty neat, front legs need to be thicker and you gotta work on the facial structure a bit.

>>33713198

Well, I'm enjoying them - the ones that aren't by grimderp wannabe sociopaths are sweet and make me smiiiile. <3

>>33713211

That's what you said last time.

I laughed way harder than I should have at the first panel


I love you Fluffy, so much

>your fluffy pony is looking less fluffy
>she jumps up and down by the dryer
>she wants you to put her in to fluff her up
>you do so
>she spins around and suffers severe trauma
>you monster

>>33713192
This thread isn't so bad.
Stop being so pessimistic anon. Be happy and have hope

>>33713223
Work on your legs and snout. Looking decent.

>>33713223
can't give any valid criticism, but you're on the right track.

>>33713236
Don't just stand there, man!

Give me a pone and a tone so I can write spoilerfics about milking her!

>>33713238

True you could have a pony, but it would be an earth pony unless the DM allows otherwise.

THIS THREAD IS BONKERS

>>33713261
Where is the full comic

>>33713280

OINK OINK OINK!

>>33713223
I like the facial expression, but that leg needs a bit of improvement.
The upper part of the back leg, just above the "point' I guess I'll call it, is too small, while the lower is too big.

I think I'm getting sick, /co/.

My voice is a little horse.

>>33713223
i aint no artist but the mouth and eyes look off to me. it is pretty good though if you did porn i would most likely fap to it.

>get your brand new fluffy pony
>you just named her and everything
>the moment she heard you were taking her to your home to live with you forever, she said "I wuv you" and gave your leg a hug
>you're driving home now
>fluffy pony is strapped in a child safety seat in the back
>she has her face pressed up against the window
>it's her first time outside the shelter
>she's fascinated by everything
>she keeps babbling about the things going by the road
>those are called cars, you tell her
>she says she loves cars
>arrive home
>get out of the car, unstrap fluffy pony from her seat
>she races out, nothing but a colorful blur
>she runs into the road
>right in front of a car doing at least 15 over the posted
>she raises her arms to give it a hug
>impact.

>>33713223
Cool pony bro. The legs are a bit thin, one of the hardest parts of drawing pony is drawing the legs really damn tall and thick. Also can I suggest sharping your pencil more or drawing bigger. It helps for me and those lines are quite thick.

>>33713261
Oh shit, sweetie all up in this bitch. Shits about to get fucked up.

>>33713288
Saw it coming and I still laughed.

>you lower the spoonful of peanut butter in front of her face, and tell her to open as wide as she can
>fluffy pony opens her mouth and closes her eyes, allowing her tongue to loll out
>you swoop the spoon into her mouth, and she closes around it, happily pulling back to scrape the peanut butter off
>as you pull it free from her mouth, remnants of her snack smears on the fuzzy fur aronund her muzzle
>Surprised, she flicks her tongue out to try and lick it up
>Her brow furrows as she becomes frustrated, lapping as hard as she can
>you can't help but chuckle to yourself as she flails, but after a minute, she's started to tear up, and begins sniffling, upset because of her predicament, and that you're laughing at her.
>You do your best to console the pitiful thing, and scoop her into your arms to go get her cleaned up.
>take her to the sink
>that tenacious bastard is still trying to swallow the peanut butter

>>33713302

>drawing the legs really damn tall

yeah, like this

>>33713272
I...uh...Twilight? Fluttershy?I don't know, I'm bad at this

Holy shit, new content from me.

I'm probably late to the whole Scootaman craze from yesterday, but hell if I wasn't going to finish unnecessarily over rendering this picture of Tex's Scootaman sketch.

Also, critique on coloring and lighting?

>>33713297
You forgot your >XD

>>33713272
Twilight and relaxing in front of a fire while she reads.
But do it in a pastebin or something, this thread is decent, doesn't need any derailing.

>>33713284
NO, NOT THAT SONG AGAIN!

OINK OINK OINK

>>33713261
DAT SWEETIE BELLE

Shit is going to go down.

>fluffy pony was out playing with her friends at the park
>she got all muddy
>take her home
>carry her upstairs under your arm so she doesnt get mud anywhere
>her legs are still moving, trying to walk in the air
>run a nice bath for her
>she plays in the hot water with a toy sailboat
>shampoo and condition her fluff
>tickle her with the movable shower head
>splash fight!
>finally take her out of the tub and pull the plug
>tousle her fluff until she's dry
>she sprints through the house, doing a full circle before coming back to you
>the two of you head over to the couch
>you sit down to watch your favorite show while you feed her baby carrots
>she falls asleep on your lap

>>33713315
Actually, that was not entirely what I had in mind.

This makes me long for the first killing fluffy ponies thread. We had a number of actual sadists discussing the drowning process step by step in horrific detail. Now it has been reduced to shitty greentext.

WHAT IF SMALLER APPLEPONE SAW INTO THE TIME VORTEX?

>fluffy pony sees an add on TV for something she thinks would be really awesome
>it's a total scam, but she doesnt know any better
>she's babbling on about it and how you should get it
>she brings the phone over and tries to dial, but she only manages to press her hoof into multiple numbers
>she keeps talking nonstop
>you flick her sharply in the horn
>the vibrations travel down to her skull, rattling her fluffy brains
>she sits silently for five minutes, staring blankly
>suddenly she shakes her head and has no clue what just happened

>>33713317
Hah.

The veins seems kind of weird to me, and the neck looks off for some reason, but I have no idea what I'm talking about so I can't really say any more than that.
The pants look great though, and her hair is good too.

>>33713297

>that afternoon you get a call from the driver
>fluffy pony's fluff cushioned the impact, merely getting her stuck to the grill of the car
>the driver made it all the way home before he realized what happened
>he brings fluffy pony home, very apologetic
>fluffy pony thought it was fun
>she asks to do it again
>you say no.

>>33713317
Well I don't know shit about coloring so I can't critique, but for what it's worth it looks good to me.

>>33713341

Oh, closer to this, then?

>>33713242
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>>33713302
Mouth, eyes and legs. Got it.

Thanks.

>>33713362
>you flick her sharply in the horn
>the vibrations travel down to her skull, rattling her fluffy brains
>she sits silently for five minutes, staring blankly
That would be an interesting comcept for a >rapefic

>fluffy pony does something
>fluffy pony dies
>ecks dee am i edgy you guys

>>33713261
where is the rest? WHERE IS THE FUCKING REST?

>>33713394
http://dan-vs-fim.tumblr.com/

>>33713382
>comcept

Rapefic writers, ladies and gentlemen

Anyone have that one where some nefarious interloper put chilis in fluffy pony's mouth and anus?

>>33713321
>implying I have the stamina for a pastebin

>>33713316
Both mares are staring at you from over their shoulders, their rear ends pointing right at your head. Twilight looks more annoyed while Fluttershy can barely maintain eye contact. You lean in close, the heat radiating off of their backsides almost sweltering as you focus your attention a little lower. Four heavy teats dangle before you, all of them packed full of sweet ponymilk. You curse the fact that you only have one mouth and have to choose between the two. They both look so enticing, Twilight's smaller nipples beading up with milk while Fluttershy's are dry but far larger.

What do you do?

>>33713400
>Implying I'm a writer

>>33713363
>>33713372

Thanks. Thought the neck looked weird too. I was just going off of Tex's original sketch (pic related), so I didn't really bother to gather any human references. The veins were sort of a last minute sort of detail thing. I don't really know how to draw them so I just experimented around.

Well these greentext stories are at least better than the usual ones we get.

You can have a magic talking pony. But it's Twist. Do you accept it?

>>33713422

Of course, Twist is squeakiest pony

>>33713400

>Old_British_Ladies_Clapping.gif

>bring home your brand new fluffy pony
>the fluffy pony dealer said she was potty trained
>she wasnt
>you leave her alone for five minutes
>come back to find she's eaten a pillow and is vomiting it up all over the carpet
>you try to move her away
>she stops almost mid vomit
>her whole body starts shaking
>she starts to shit on the carpet
>her fluff is soaked with urine
>out of paper towels
>just use fluffy pony to mop it up

>>33713422
yeah, sure

>>33713422
Is she hungry for horthcock?

>That feel when you get finished reading 2nd person waifu fiction
>then you crawl into bed
>this bed has never felt so empty
>my heart has never felt so cold

2012 shittiest year of my life

>>33713415
start with Fluttershy
Goddammit I need to be leaving soonish

>>33713390
I think fluffy pony stories would be better if the writers spammers focused on quality instead of quantity.
And stopped thinking grim dark makes them edgy and cool.
As it is, yeah it's a bit annoying.

>>33713446

Cry about it, that should help

>>33713422
>But it's Twist

I'm okay with this.

>>33713445
No

>>33713422
Well at least it's a mare.

>stop at a fluffy pony accessory store on your way home
>pick up a large salt lick for your new fluffy pony
>she's only about two months old. A unicorn, with a lovely color scheme
>she doesnt even have her fluff mark yet
>walk into the house, hiding the salt lick in a brown paper bag behind your back
>fluffy pony's laying in the middle of the floor, a crayon in her mouth, doodling some colorful blobs that probably represent a pegasus in the clouds
>call her over to you
>she trots up to your leg, beaming up at you
>"hey I got you something"
>she gives a squeal of delight and jumps up a little
>you take the salt lick out of the bag
>she has no clue what it is. She thinks you got her a rock
>you hang it above her food bowl
>you tell her to give it a lick
>she's apprehensive, but with a little coercing, she gives it a lick
>she's never tasted something so salty
>her eyes bug out of her head and her fluff stands up on end momentarily
>she starts licking feverishly
>she licks it nonstop for half an hour
>suddenly she realizes she's thirsty
>she's trying to lap up water from her bowl
>she drinks it all
>she runs over to you and starts tugging at your leg, babbling about water
>you fill a up a water bottle for her, and carry her over to the couch with you
>you pick up a book to read and lay her down in your lap, while she nurses the bottle

>>33713446
>Reading waifu fanfiction

Stopped reading right there.

>>33713446
Workout, go out, meet a girl, stop being a fucking beta

MLP isn't a good show, Well Season 1 was but now It's just a 30 minute advertisement

>>33713452
>Greentext writers
>Focusing on quality
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rav9ijyyZk&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y1s6Jbhrzc

>>33713472
FOR FRIENDSHIP

>>33713472
0/10

If you're going to attempt to troll, at least put some measure of effort into it.

>>33713472
2/10

>>33713465
Aww...

>>33713473
There's always a few diamonds in the rough though.
>fluffy pony accidentally your couch then made you breakfast.txt

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>>33712920
>>33712896
>>33713465
>>33713437
What the literal fuck, guys?

Are we on a fluffy pony kick tonight or something?

>>33713146
Horses cant vomit

do you guys know that feel?

if you want to sleep you are not sleepy at all. if you guys shouldnt sleep you are sleepy as hell.

my fucking body is kidding me.

>>33713257
me too. that's why i write nice fluffy pone feels to counter the lol so edgy grimshit fluffy pone stories

>>33713500
EVEN BETTER

>>33713500
They did vomit when they ate the baked bads

What now?

>>33713498

Yes.

>>33713498
It's been like this with greentext fluffy/coke/ whatever inanimate object pony stories since the beginig of the month.

>>33713500
>fluttershy_i_am_physically_incapable_of_vomiting.png

did someone say huge gaping horse vagina?

>>33713498
I'm pretty sure its just one guy spamming it.
Almost none of these are new as far as I can tell.

>>33713478
FOR FRIENDSHIP(TM) HASBRO(C) SUB-SUB-BRAND(R) GET YOUR FRIENDSHIP(TM) DOLL(SM) NOW(C)!

>>33713509
I do think some grimderp ones would do us some good now, just to take us away from the "I dream of being a father and I'm sticking a fluffy pony in that dream now" texts that were being spammed earlier.

Again the Imperial banners flutter in the wind. In this year of our lord, 2012, the most serene Augustus Leth, Romanorum Imperator, crowned by God, has again convened the Estates of the Holy Roman Empire. Before the Diet this time lies a motion to reform the Reichstag itself. The Emperor, stressing his love of Elective Monarchy, proposes that a smaller Reichsregiment, consisting of 20 select representatives of the Imperial States, might serve as a more efficient instrument for governing the vast Empire. What is our position on The Reichsregiment proposal?

>Option A: The need for reform is dire.

>Option B: The Reichstag works fine.

>>33713525
Oh believe me, I know that MLPG's been all about the fluffy/coke ponies recently, it's just tonight felt especially dense with fluffy pony greentext stories.

>>33711265
She was in a majority of the episodes previous these two. Ya the focus wasn't directly on her buy she was pretty much the problem solver of the episodes. IE the sister hooves social

>>33713556
You responded to a two-hour-old post.

>>33713546
A I guess

>>33713448
You decide to help Fluttershy first, those thick nipples strangely alluring. You lean closer and give one a tentative lick, eliciting a shudderly exhaling moan from the yellow pone and an angry glare from the purple one. Not wanting to leave her out of the fun you start gently fondling her heavy teats, the beads of milk on her nipples quickly escalating to a slow drool as she joins Fluttershy in cooing needily. Giving Fluttershy's fat nipple another lick with your tongue you pull it into your mouth using your lips and give it a tiny suckle. Apparently that's all the encouragement she needed as you get a mouthful of her sweet milk, the taste almost buttery while still being deliriously refreshing. You feel your mouth start to work instinctively as you drink down gulp after gulp of her milk, the yellow pone acting as if you were pulling the breath right out of her lungs the way she was gasping and moaning. Your hand continues to tease Twilight, squeezing and massaging her breasts as she drools milk between your fingers. Your other hand moves to her swollen mound, the heat pouring out of her sex almost too hot for your hands to touch. You cup and rub her vulva, making the purple pony squeal and squirm under your touch as you drink deep from the breathless yellow one next to her.

>>33713536

>he thinks it's just one

>>33713546
A.

do you guys like extremely bad acting and awkward?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfULUQSeJbA

>>33713546
>Holy Roman Empire
>2012

What are you smoking

>>33713472
The trolls sure are lazy nowadays.

If fluffy pony tragically lost her legs in an accident, would you have the doctors replace them with wheels on sticks? Would you watch fluffy pony wheel around the house all day in dispair, wishing her legs would come back, while never truly understanding what it means to lose a limb? Would you make the sticks the wheels are on just a little too short, so she's always moving with her head down to the ground, subconsciously degrading her further?

>>33713559
I sometimes stay in MLPG for 10 hours at a time.

>>33713579
Fuck you.

>>33713561
>>33713572

The Diet in MLPG has passed a motion on reform of the Imperial administration proposed by the Emperor himself.

>>33713579
Last option, then lift all the bowls in the house so fluffy pone would have to strain its neck to eat/drink

>>33713579
>Wheeled sticks
>Not bionic super legs
>Not rebuilding her
>Not having the technology

>>33713546

Played too much EUIII I see

>>33713579
I'd also make the wheel parts just a little too mismatched, so they would be simultaneously wobbly and unstable, and squeak when they moved.

>>33713579

I just got a mental image of fluffy pony giggling while rolling about the house on little rollerskates.

>>33713566
Should not let Twilight's milk go to waste

>>33713596
>Not asking for this
>2027

>>33711621
>>33711621
Switch to colored images.

It will be less appealing when you realise it is not bright pink, purple or turqoise.

>>33713574
this wasn't infuriating

just

saddening

>>33713579
Make it so the wheels arent fixed to a rotating joint, so she has a hard time turning.
>fluffy pony walks into a wall
>backs up
>tries to turn
>walks into it again
>gives a little sound of discomfort with every impact
>watch her
>let her know you could help her, but you're not going to

>>33713597
Tomorrow night we vote on the Hofgericht.

>>33713596
>fluffy pone falls onto back
>slow mo bionic sound effects as fluffy pone's legs wiggle adorably in the air

>>33713543
I dunno, personally I've come to hate Grimdark things and everything they stand for. I mean it feels like people some people think making something depressing and dark is a passable substitute for actual writing skill or are aiming for a cheap shock value that honestly makes them as bad as non-kid's programming television shows. Good god, no wonder /co/ is driven to only enjoy a show for little girls, because more than half the stuff for adults is shit.

Wow, sorry about that rant.

postin ancient pasta

are there more of these?

>a fluffy pegasus pony comes near me
>I scream "FUCKING PONIES!"
>kick it
>It flies at 200 km/h
>Never see it again

>>33713574
Not sure if shitty parody or shitty brony shit.

Anybody would like something to be drawn? I'll get it done before the new episode hopefully.

>>33713650

>>33713566

>>33713579
I think best case senario is for her to lose her two front legs, have those replaced with wheels at the shoulder joint, while having to use her back legs at her power source.

She kind of has to scoot around using only her back legs.

>>33713650
scootaman delivering a pizza

>>33713650
Rarity as Nightmare moon

>>33713650
>Implyimng you actually acme back, and aren't an imposter
MacxCherilee please

>>33713650
Did your FiMchan thread already 404?
Draw AJ pouring cider from a keg.

>>33713659
Oh man that's evil. That with >>33713624

>>33713650
DRAW ARTHUR

>>33713607
Don't worry, she's got more than enough to replace it. She's been layering on spell after spell to keep her heavy teats obscenely swollen for days, just to feel you squeeze every last drop out of her any way you can.

>>33713566
whyladyboner.jpg

>>33713650
Draw a happy rarity drinking tea

>>33713634
>no wonder /co/ is driven to only enjoy a show for little girls, because more than half the stuff for adults is shit.

That opinion is dumb.

>>33713650

Draw Rarity finding a basket on her doorstep from pinkie

It's full of treats and goodies and has a big red bow

on it is a pink slip of paper that reads thankyou for being there to catch me

>open the door
>a ghastly smell hits you
>you look around
>your cute, blue, fluffy pony is curled under the backseat, dead
>there's a party hat on her head
>there's a piece of paper next to her with "suh prize" written on it
>you can only guess she stowed away in the car to surprise you when you got back in
>there's desperate hoofmarks and scrapings around the sides of the car
>one of the door handles is crushed inward
>there's several face prints on the windows
>while you were at work for eight hours, pony was locked in the car
>overheating
>the fluff only adding to the issue
>that poor, poor, fluffy pony

>>33713692
>ladyboner
Well that's a first for me.

Anything I can do to help?

>>33713650
Celestia incinerating a fox furry with a solar flare.

>>33713691
>trying to get more

>>33713543

>Sitting outside one day
>you see your neighbor's cat jump over the fence into your yard
>you heard your dad saying he was going to kill that cat if it came into his yard again.
>you reach for the shovel, thinking how happy he'd be, knowing the cat isn't a problem anymore
>your other neighbor's wife hears the clanging of the shovel and the cat's agonized yowling, sees you coated in blood and lets out a scream.
>the owner of the cat sees you and nearly passes out from the shock
>you keep hitting the cat, ignoring them.
>you look down at the twitching, shattered mass of blood and fur at your feet, and reach for the matches, wondering what the big deal is
>it's just a cat, right?
>It's not like it has feelings.

>fluffy pony was a very bad pony today
>you bought her some crayola clay for her to play with
>she was able to make a crude cake
>it was more of a mound of brown clay that she called chocolate
>she convinced herself it was a cake
>she ate it
>she threw it up everywhere
>you had to clean it up
>pony needs to learn her lesson.
>you tell her you're very very very disappointed in her and she is a very bad pony
>then you put her in the closet for fifteen whole minutes
>in the dark
>when you let her out, she grabbed on to your let and cried for three hours, before falling asleep

>>33713541
aw, man, these dolls look nothing like friendship :\

>>33713472
Fuck you, only the G1 was good, i hate that reiteration of today.

>>33713722
shut up and keep rubbing

>>33713596
>>33713630
>Fluffy pony gets super awesome augs
>Fluffy pony never asked for this
>Fluffy pony will need your help deciding whether to use this for good or evil.

>>33713731
>Killing animals

What the fuck is wrong with you.

So I got a pen tablet recently and have been messing with Livebrush. Any recommendations for other drawing programs to start out with or should I stick with what I have for now?

>>33713745
>, i hate that reiteration of today.
Holy shit do you even speak English

I was going to go to bed, but I sketched this instead.

That rhymed. neat.

>>33713755
Paint tool SAI is very good (assuming you have windows) http://dl.dropbox.com/u/46527343/PaintToolSAI.rar

>>33713215

TACO TACO TACO!

http://tacotwilight.ytmnd.com/

>>33713757
Damn, how could he fail that so much.

As long as people are reposting these...

>fluffy pony mating season
>the males are horny, but unable to get off
>there's too much fluff between their junk and anything else
>they take to the streets, humping anything in front of them, eyes glazed over
>they unconsciously form packs
>you come home
>fifteen or so fluffy ponies have broken into your house
>they're humping all your shit
>one is bleeding out, a knife in his pelvis
>another is humping your couch
>a third is trying to impregnate your stove
>it accidentally turns it on
>the fluffy pony ignites
>it tries to run away
>the lower half of it's body is stuck humping
>it crawls away with it's front legs, screaming
>it makes contact with two other fluffy ponies, spreading the flames
>you hear an unholy scream from one room
>the fluffy pony humping your couch lets out another scream and a torrent of fluffy semen
>it falls over, dead
>you run over to see the damage
>there's a man you've never seen before
>he's cradling a fluffy pony in his arms, trying to jerk it off
>"GOD DAMN IT MAN GIVE ME A HAND, THERE ISNT MUCH TIME"
>the pony in his arms finally reaches orgasm, convulses, and dies
>he drops the lifeless ball of fluff and moves on to the next one

>>33713566
>mfw

>>33713660
>>33713665
>>33713667
>>33713669
>>33713693
>>33713697
>>33713724
Thanks for the replies! They will be considered.

>>33713755
Try Paint Tool SAI!

>>33713750
I never asked for this.

>>33713767
>ytmnd
>2012

>>33713763
You're getting better

>>33713707
You are a sick person and you should feel sick.

>>33713754

>cats are a dime a dozen
>the frequency of their deaths makes them almost worthless
>killing them isnt considered a crime as they die regularly on their own
>the sack is recovered later, full of cat corpses
>some of them burst open at the head when they went over that waterfall

>>33713770
what the fuck man

>>33713766
>>33713772
Alright ill try it out, thanks.

>>33713772
>Not drawing Arthur
>2012

>>33713749
Keeping Fluttershy occupied with your mouth, your focus your efforts on Twilight. You slowly begin to grind your palm against her mound, forcing a gasping moan from her lips as your other hand continues to tease and fondle her milky breasts. You pull your hand away, the purple pone's cries of dismay cut short as you gently work a finger between her lips. You tease her with that finger for a while before slipping in another, grinding against her clit as you pump your hand back and forth inside her. Each needy groan eggs you on, two fingers quickly turning to three as you work the purple pony into a frenzy. Fluttershy senses her friend's need and muffles her cries of pleasure with a deep kiss.

>>33713697
that was fucking heartwarming

>>33713770
this has officially gone from grimderp to just weird...
>>33713775
Sure she did, she expressly asked for this.
And so did Rainbow Dash.

Since my new tablet should be arriving within the next 2 hours, what would the upsides of sai vs gimp be, for creating pone? I use gimp currently but I've heard good things about sai too.

I finished coloring that picture.
i'm not gonna post it though.

>>33713829
>Gimp

Photoshop clone that kinda sucks

>Sai

NO CIRCLE TOOL THE ANIMATED SERIES

Would you give pone a bellyrub?

What about blowing raspberries into its tummy?

>>33713754

>Killing animals that can't talk - you're a sick fuck
>killing ones that can - FUNNYLOLDERP

never change, you guys.

>>33713829
gimp is shit, sai is cool but this motherfucker http://www.celsys.co.jp/en/products/illuststudio/index.html is very good.

>>33713846
>Implying it's not just one guy reposting these grimderp stories

>>33713844
I'd give Celestia a bellyrub. And listen to her giggle and scream like a foal as I blow a raspberry on her tummy and tickle her.

>>33713846
Besides the fact that fluffy ponies don't exist, I never said I liked the grimderp

>read chapter 1 of Hotsauce's Date with a Princess
>Be disappointed it's human x human
when the fuck did I become a furry

>fluffy pony is thirsty
>which is reasonable, seeing as she spent the last two hours going to town on her salt lick
>you bring her a glass of water
>she tries to pick it up to drink, but ends up dumping it all over herself
>you towel her little pudgy, fluffy tummy dry
>take two
>another glass
>this time she stuffs her whole face in it
>or at least as much as she can fit in
>she spills it again
>oh well it looks like fluffy pony just isnt ready for a big girl cup yet
>you put the water in a baby's bottle
>you then pick fluffy pony up and put her on the couch on her back
>you give her the bottle
>she pins it with her hooves and starts nursing it
>the finishes the bottle and falls asleep, her legs splayed out at odd angles
>later, she forgot how to get back up, but that's a story for another day

>>33713848
Oooh that looks awesome...

>>33713866
SO EDGY XD

>>33713843
>hurr how do I GIMP
>not drawing a million circles free handed

>>33713848
That looks pretty good actually

Welp i'm bored.. Anyone care for more lyra/fluttershy + human?

>>33713881
Son, you're doing it wrong.

>>33713864
When you became a faggot.

>>33713864
I thought so too, it becomes humanxpony bro just read it all. It's my favorite hotsauce fic.

>>33713890
How about Lyra and Fluttershy staring at anon suggestively with saddles on while anon goes "wat"

>>33713770
>Implying Fluffy Ponies do not reproduce via rubbing their fluffs together, the sheddings accumulating into a bigger and bigger pile of loose fluff until it's the size of a baby fluffy pony which then pops out from under the fluff.

>>33713890
Go right ahead. There is potential for great humor here.

>>33713907
yeah I didn't stop reading out of disgust, I stopped reading for, uh, other reasons. It still did the job.

>>33713910
i started drawing lyra licking pauls hand while fluttershy pouts and asks her if shes just gonna do that all night.

>>33713913
>Rainbow Dash raping Twilight via her fluff
>mfw

>>33713913
If you shave a fluffy pony, you just keep going through layers of fluff until there's nothing left. There's no body beneath the fluff. The fluff on the ground morphs together into the fluffy pony you just shaved into nothingness.

>>33713862

I was only trying to illustrate that if you think that kind of wanton cruelty in any form is amusing, there's something wrong with you.

Glad I'm not the only one who doesn't find this grimderp shit funny.

>>33713913
>non-consensual cuddling
I like where this is going.

>>33713890
go for it

>need to leave the house for a few hours
>concerned for fluffy pony's safety
>put her in a dark room
>tape a glowstick to the ceiling fan
>turn on fan
>have fluffy pony look at spinning glow stick
>she's mesmerized
>come back hours later
>she's still staring at it
>you cant get her attention
>you have to forcibly move her to get her to snap out of it
>the image of the glowing ring is burned into her eyes
>she gets a flash of it whenever she blinks
>fluffy pony freaks out whenever she blinks for the next hour

>>33713956
>AW YEAH GURL UHHHHH YOU SO SOFT
>Um, excuse me?
>MMMMMMM YEAH THAT'S IT, GIMME DAT FLUFF
>Can I help you?

>>33713974
Everyone knows cuddling is sex in Equestria.

>>33713945
No noe does.

>>33713982

Whats brushing?

>>33713974
>OH YEAH GURL
>OH YEAH GURL
>OH MY GOD IT FEELS SO GOOD ON MY TUMMY GURL

>>33713974
>UH OH, GONNA FALL ASLEEP IN YOUR FLUFF BABY
>What?
>UUUUOOOOHHHH YEAH THAT'S IT GURL *snore*
>I... okay?

>>33713974
>GIMME DAT FLUFF

we need more fluff >rape 4 sure

>>33713941
My god, it's the T-Fluff Thousand
>The dark realization for abusers when they realize fluffy ponies are immortal to all but being dropped into lava
>2012 SkyFluff goes online
>2015 Fluffment day.

>>33714024
>Ponychan claims they made Fluffy pony abuse first.

>>33714024
>SkyFluff drowns

>>33714031

Ponychan claims they made everything first

>>33714041
>Ponychan claims they made Simpsons first.

>>33713997

Let's just say this -

>Fluttershy sees something sticking out of one of Twilight Sparkle's cupboards
>despite trying to ignore it, her curiosity gets the better of her
>she slowly opens the cabinet... and something falls to the floor
>it's a currycomb
>just then Twilight Sparkle enters the room and sees what Fluttershy is staring at
>the currycomb starts vibrating, dancing in a little circle on the floor as they both turn beet-red.

>>33714050
>Ponychan landed the first man on the moon

>you will never console a stressed Twilight Sparkle as she storms into your dorm room, telling her to stop sweating the small stuff and enjoy some relaxation, offering her a bunch of beer as she gets progressively drunker, and progressively cooler and more relaxed.

>>33714075
>Ponychan created the moon when the first hambeast struck the primordial earth.

>>33714075
ponychan: the eagle has landed

>>33714053

Why ponyboner?

>>33714039
>Then the ocean gets absorbed into the fluff
>Like everything and everyone else.

>>33714084
>Ponychan created the universe when a tripfag was so impossibly dense and so impossibly small it exploded into treats AND spaghetti.

>>33714053

That is delicious... someone needs to write/drawfag this. NOW.

>>33714077
>Feels bad man
I don't know why but Twilight seems like a heavy drinker, gotta relieve that stress from too much studying somehow

>>33714117
85% of the fandom are asleep at the moment

Would you fluffy pone cum inflation?

I should be asleep by now. I'm out.

Thanks for the non-grimderp fluffy pony >feels <3

>>33714077
>you will never try to catch your breath as Twilight collapses on top of you, her body aching with exhaustion and pleasure as the aftershocks of her mindshattering orgasm cause her to shudder and gasp for breath

>>33714039
aaaaaaaand there go my sides.

>>33714128
>that feel
years of being practically alone, with those stress issues? Her only friend was the bottle, for sure.
now it's just 7th best

>>33714154
i've been capping them all. it's been nice.

>>33714149
No, fuck you

>>33714149
Fluffy pony absorbs cum, fluff gros a couple of inches

Fluffy ponies will never catch on with ponychan because the pony vector OC creator doesnt accommodate them

you are slowly realizing that this makes sense

>>33714129
I'm still awake, lurking, not contributing anything whatsoever.

>>33714160
>that feel when her magic will never explode outwards, filling the room with light and causing a minor earthquake as she cums

>>33714163
>7th best
Surly you're forgetting someone Twilight
Owlicious

>>33714182
did you finish coloring that picture that you're not going to post?

>>33714022
Fluffy Twilight Sparkle just had an exhausting day of organizing books in the library. It's hard to move around so much with all the heavy fluff on her body. Her normally fluffy body had become considerably more expansive when she gained her winter coat. There was a knock at the door. Twilight opened it with a little magic. Rainbow Dash was at the door.
"Oh, Rainbow, I wasnt expecting a visitor so late. Is there something I can help you with?"
Rainbow Dash stepped in and closed the door after her. She walked over to Twilight and shoved her hooves into Twilight's fluff.
"AW YEAH GIRL GIVE ME THAT FLUFF"
Twlight was taken back. She tried to move back, but her fluff made moving impossible. Rainbow Dash was closing in. "Rainbow stop it right now!"
Rainbow Dash didnt stop. She flew up to the rafters and dove down, mounting the fluff on Twilight's back. Twilight, realizing full on >rape was imminent, tried to run away. However, the sheer air resistance of her fluff prevented her from moving beyond a snails pace.
Rainbow Dash was going to town. Fluff flying left and right.
"AW YEAH GIRL LET ME SPOON THAT FLUFF. GET DOWN WITH IT. RUB IT AGAINST MY TUMMY YOU DIRTY CUDDLE SLUT. YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT ARENT YOU? OH GOD ITS SO FUCKING FLUFFY. GIVE IT TO ME. GIVE IT ALL TO ME BITCH."
Rainbow's body shook in cuddle-gasm, spasming against Twlight's body. With a "LATER BITCH" and flew out the library's window. Twilight looked around, trying to grasp what had just happened. Rainbow Dash, one of her five closest friends, had just cuddled with her. Without consent. Bits of purple fluff were scattered all over the library. Rainbow's cuddle juice was splattered on the walls. Twilight laid down to cry - at least she would have laid down if the fluff on her belly didnt prevent it.
Amid the sobs, a sleepy Spike walked into the main room from his downstairs bed, greeting her with a sleep "Bitch the fuck have you been doing up here?"

>>33714205
yeah, I'm done I guess.

if someone else colors it and posts it I might post the one I colored since I wouldn't actually be contributing anything then.

>>33714208
Whyboner.jpg

>>33714234
sounds like a flawless plan. i admire your dedication to non-contribution.

>>33714208
>cuddle juice
Lost it right fucking there

Would you kiss a pone?

Where?

>>33714208
And sorry for shitty writing and formatting on that one. It's late and I had to fuck with all the spacing to get it within the length limit.
>huge block of text crits my eyes for all the damage

>>33714269
yes

on her cheek, while scratching behind her ears

>>33714269
On the cheek

>>33714269
I'd kiss Rarity

On the teats

>>33714208

yes sir, moar in the future pls

>>33714284
You know, after getting a scalp massage today I can totally see where the ear scratching mind numbing greentext guy is coming from. Shit is distracting/relaxing as fuck.

>>33714269
Everywhere.

>>33714290

would ponies ever have teat implants?

>>33714306
Even her anus?

>>33714314
>anus
>pone

>>33714117
>>33714053
Something like this only with actual lines and not sketchy sketchy?

>>33714308
Or plastic surgery for that matter?
What would a pony with plastic surgery even look like?

>>33714305
yes it is. very relaxing. i can definitely see how pone would get their mind numbed by ear scratches.

>>33714342
Forgetting files

>>33714308
No, but the unicorns of Canterlot had a fad where they'd use magic to swell their teats with milk. It comes and goes still, but in its heyday you'd see mares with teats down halfway to the knee, barely able to walk with their heavy breasts swaying underneath them.

>that feel when no trip/namefags are around

this is how mlpg should be

>>33714373
Fucking this.

>>33714373

DON'T MENTION IT, NOW YOU'LL SUMMON THEM

>>33714373
Yeah, all fetish and no politics.

>>33714353

How the fuck can anyone get aroused by this shit?

>>33714394

OINK OINK OINK

>>33714353
If that's the fad that fmelaes had, I'd probably ntot want to know what the fad amongst the males was

>>33714373
what

>>33714373
And yet it's still as shitty as ever.
HURRR NAME AND TRIPFAGS ARE THE PROBLEM

>>33713566
More?

>>33714373


>hurrrrr anonimouse is leejun amirite guize?

Stop

>>33714373
I'm here anon.

I love you even if you don't like me.

>>33714424
It's better than usual /opinion