>DT + AB FRIENDSHIP
Oh god I want

>grape

one question

what stream is best

>rape

>>33711200
>ponies
>belly button
why

>>33711150
>dat coloring

eugh

>>33711201
Fluffy's.

>>33711219
mammals mother fucker

frist psot XD

>>33711201
Terse, for dat boatocross and 2spooky

is there an archive for fluffy pone stories

>>33711201

Watch joowz, chat in small IRC masterrace

>>33711225
That's good, I might kill her on accident, mistaking her for a home invader or something.

>Implying I wouldn't be in this MLPG

Sup negros!

>>33711219
Welcome to mammalian reproduction.

>>33711256
I see what you did there.

>>33711201
>he doesnt have the hub in glorious 1080p
laughinggirls.jpg

>>33711249
Joowz shuts down on me for some reason at random times

>>33711256
Stop making homestuck videos.

>>33711276
yup that pretty annoying

Okay, rolling faggotry is done, so now I should seriously contribute to . . . pointless questions
>>33711150
Topic: How many Flim Flam brothers could there be to compete with the Apple family?
Two. I imagine that'll be easiest on the animators and voice actors.

>>33711201
>Watching your pony on a tiny screen
>With a chat full of morons
>In 320p
>Not downloading glorious 1080p

Hey assholes, stop watching shows for little girls.

Is this the new thread then?

I wasn't done begging forgiveness for my bad joke...

please don't hate me anon. ;_; I'm depressed enough as it is.

>>33711249

>not owning the hub channel

although joowz is probably the best of all the fuckload restreams

>>33711284
>Stop making videos.
ftfy

>>33711249
I dunno, last time I went there, it was pretty low, /b/-standard dumbassery.

Is it possible to become addicted to musky horse spunk?

>>33711284

Should I stop making pony videos too?

>>33711299
Deal with it.

>>33711296

>>33711299
It wasn't a bad joke, fuck that kid. Need a hug?

>>33711180
>>33711180
>>33711180
>>33711180

>>33711316

You should try not breathing, like forever.

Someone give me a pony.

>>33711231
Only placential mammals you stupid fuck!

Welp, I'm out for the night - have one more fluffy pony.

>Out for a walk in a local park
>several owners aren't watching their fluffy ponies as closely as they should be
>Sometimes for laughs you'll nudge an unattended pony into the path of an oncoming bicycle or into the pond, or you'll sneak them rat-poison tablets
>A little green pegasus pony trots up, looking curiously at you.
>Perfect.
>give it a smile, introduce yourself and ask if it wants to play a really fun game
>it looks up at you wide-eyed and nods, saying it likes fun games
>say it has to be real quiet and not make any noise and you'll take it somewhere fun
>it agrees, smiling guilelessly up at you
>scoop up the unsuspecting pony and make your way to the exit
>obediently it stays quiet, shivering with excitement for what surprise you have in store
>you're really going to take it to the overpass nearby and "teach it to fly" into traffic below
>your heart races at the thought

>>33711299
You are acting like a faggot.

Please calm down.

>>33711332

Yeah you're right, that thread isn't the general

so post here

>>33711219
its cute

>>33711316
Yes

>>33711150
3 brothers competing against applejack, bic Macintosh and applebloom.

>>33711299
Hey I replied about the pic you drew in last thread. I like how its turning out and I'd like you to keep going at it!

>>33711333

Too handsome to do that.

>>33711310
That depends. Are you ingesting it directly through chain throatfucking, having stallion after stallion unload thick scalding spurts of molasses-thick candyspunk into your eager stomach? Or indirectly by getting your ass slammed by thick ponyshafts until they bloat your gut with gallons of their viscous seed?

>>33711299
>I wasn't done begging forgiveness for my bad joke...

>please don't hate me anon. ;_; I'm depressed enough as it is.

Dear drone, you're obviously new here - at least, as a tripfag.

This is the kind of stuff that makes people resent tripfags. Nobody cares, people move on, no need to bring up shit you said in other threads.

>>33711338
Your story sucks, write something original

>>33711335

>>33711361
>>33711316
>>33711256

So who is this faggot?

>>33711339

Yeah, you're right.
Well,I guess it's time for bed before i spoil my good reputation further.

>>33711365
>Tripfag

>>33711372
A very old tripfag that does voice acting.

What do you think of this hot new tumblr /co/? The art style seems pretty cool.
Got 1100+ followers in under 24 hours, too.

http://askhotbloodedpinkie.tumblr.com/

>>33711372
Who cares?

>>33711372
You best be joking son

LURK MOAR

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vzSDK2uUC6BTHmFx1

For anyone skeptical of the MLPG Skype, here ya go.

>>33711362
Sometimes when I wake up I can taste it in the back of my throat.

>>33711372

Some asshat that does terrible voice acting in shitty homestuck videos.

>>33711299
>I'm depressed enough as it is
Please just kill yourself already worthless tripfag #4535

>>33711372
General Ivan.

He voice acts, I guess.

>>33711395
Shut up, you'll wake up Daddy

>>33711389
>Hardly any content
>already 1100 subs

TIMBLR

>Haha time for bad fan fiction
>See this
>http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/01/fan_fiction_friday_my_little_ponies_in_mares_milk.php

I thought you might enjoy this shit, /co/.

>>33711150
Just two, because they will probably be using a machine. Probably will be a John Henry type story.

May also be a rare character focused episode without the focus character making an ass of themselves.

>>33711389
It's definitely nice art, but the content's not grabbing me. Then again, it just started.

>>33711389
I love it. Can't wait to see more stuff from it.

new pony at 10am

Mr. Boddy are you ready?

>>33711395

You sound like a fag.

>>33711418
is derpy now female or male? after the va disaster i am not sure anymore

>>33711395
I wish you guy/s would stop spamming your stupid skype shit.
NOT RELATED TO THE SHOW

>>33711338

>the fluffy pony's owner spots you
>he's almost seven feet tall and built like stone, and proceeds to beat the living shit out of you, in a spectacle that leaves a sizeable portion of the sidewalk stained red, and several of your teeth jammed in the cracks of the sidewalk
>the fluffy pony is unharmed - just a little confused as to what kind of game this was supposed to be
>taken to the emergency room with severe concussion and most of your facial bones broken

>>33711436
>disaster

>>33711244
there should be. i've slowly been collecting them as i seen them.

>>33711421
that was posted earlier. I thought it was pretty funny.

>>33711395

seriously, shut the fuck up with that skype shit

>>33711421
Hot Sauce is a pretty good author, that critic seems pretty uppity about it all. So it has an effect.

>>33711436
Disaster?

>>33711436
Derpy's a Derpy Pone

>>33711395
>that fucking laugh
Jesus who the fuck thought it was a good idea to have him laugh like that?

>>33711436
She's mare, that much should be obvious.

>>33711401

Terrible enough to voice act with Chuck Huber and Xbox games.

>>33711396
I'm afraid your only choice at this point is to submit yourself to the insatiable lust of the nearest male pony, surrendering your mouth and throat to him utterly and draining his balls of his glue-thick musky cum for the rest of your days.

My girlfriend just brought this to my attention.

All of the main six have three syllables in their name.

>>33711395
That's not funny at all.

YOU SAID THERE'D BE JOKES, ANONYMOUS
WHERE ARE THE JOKES

>>33711440
>in hospital for several months
>friends stop calling or visiting, family only tolerates your presence, people on the street steer clear of you, you hear whispering when they think you're not listening
>not allowed within 50 yards of a ponycare or park
>become a pariah, and your life spirals downward into despair
>decide to end it all, getting ready to throw yourself off an overpass, when you're picked up by the cops
>it's the overpass near the ponypark
>go to jail

>>33711418
>was linked on DHN
Mellow out, dude.

>>33711442
>>33711452
yes D I S A S T E R.... i am not blaming the va but the whole staff. anyone of these should have noticed that she is talkin like a male even if her body looks like the one from all the other female ponies

>>33711460
>Xbox games
That is nothing to be proud of.
The Homestuck videos are something to be more proud of.

>>33711451
>Uppity about it

It's a pornfic about ponies, the guy's making fun of it.

Y'know, like a normal person would.

>>33711463
Twilight Sparkle has 4 you retard get a better girlfriend.

>>33711463
>Twilight Sparkle

alcohol propaganda episode. that's ....unexpected.

>>33711460
Whoop-de-fucking-doo.

>>33711390

>>33711395

>>33711472
She wasn't talking like a male, Tabitha said she based on a kid, which is ambiguous enough to pass by.

>>33711463
>Twilight Sparkle
YEP, THREE SYLLABLES, SEEMS LEGIT.

>>33711463
>Twi-light Spar-kle
Close but no cigar

>>33711440
>>33711468
nice!

(youtube link)/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QPB1uLEBkD0

This video is /co/ and what it has become

you are all cancer

>>33711463
>believing anything your girlfriend says
>2012
ISHYGDDT

>>33711498
Okay

>>33711371
Something besides CMC. I still can't fully into drawing.

>>33711498
How the FUCK can you fail that hard at URLs?

>>33711491
ye cuz kids are not male or female

>>33711468
>Human drowns in Bubba juice.

>>33711460
Alright, now you sound like an ass.

>>33711498
k

>>33711498
Nice URL there.

Would you kiss a pone?

Where?

Which?

How?

LINK TO STREAM?
LINK TO STREAM?
LINK TO STREAM?
LINK TO STREAM?
LINK TO STREAM?
LINK TO STREAM?
LINK TO STREAM?
LINK TO STREAM?
LINK TO STREAM?
LINK TO STREAM?
LINK TO STREAM?
LINK TO STREAM?
LINK TO STREAM?
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LINK TO STREAM?
LINK TO STREAM?
LINK TO STREAM?
LINK TO STREAM?
LINK TO STREAM?
LINK TO STREAM?
LINK TO STREAM?
LINK TO STREAM?
LINK TO STREAM?
LINK TO STREAM?

>>33711460
>Chuck Huber
My first thought:
Who?

>>33711526
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stream

>Fluffy's stream already full.
What in the flying nigger fucking dicks are you guys doing in there

>>33711524
Twilight

Cheek

Tenderly

>>33711524
No I don't want to kiss horses

>>33711524
Everywhere.
Fluttershy.
Dunno, tongue would be involved somehow probably.

>>33711498
yay, I'm cancer.

>>33711532
bullshit

plenty of room

>>33711532
holding my spot

>>33711524
Tummy

Pinkie Pie

Just kidding it was a raspberry

>>33711436

>va disaster

No one gives a fuck besides you autistic idiots. The voice fits for her character.

Sorry they didn't follow your fanon to the DOT.

>>33711542
Says it's full for me too. What are you on about?

>>33711368

And that, dear anon, is why you don't make snap-judgments. *pat*

>>33711507
I said nothing of the sort. Young girls and very young boys have very similar voices.
Why the fuck am I even replying to you, that's stupid in its own right.

>>33711547
BUT MY FANFICTIONS!

>>33711546

>>33711532

Please send me fluffy's stream

*fart*

>>33711547

>fanservice

>>33711547
>following our fanon
>forgetting that shes voicing a female character, not a male
There's a tad bit of difference here you dumb fuck.
It's not a disaster but you just proved how retarded you are.

>>33711561
*clink*

>>33711526
No way nigger

Find one of the restreamers

>getting up early to get a spot, still 20 ish peiple already in there before you

>>33711463
Except for Twilight, who has 4

>>33711538
LET US CELEBRATE WITH A DANCE OF FAGGOTRY

LET'S STICK OUR DICKS IN BAGS OF MARSHMALLOW AND PRETEND THEY'RE PONY BUTTHOLES BECAUSE Y'KNOW FUCKING HORSES IS COOL

>>33711567
*fizzzzzzzzzzzz*

>fluffy pony eats magnet
>cheerfully trotting down the road
>oblivious to her surroundings, as usual
>car drives by
>pony flies through the air and stucks to the side of the car
>several months later, fluffy pony is back at your door step
>Its covered in bumber stickers from every state

>>33711560
From what I've heard Fluffy's stream isn't that great.
I wouldn't know though because I was never invited to his streams you see;_;

Here ya go, Daftykins.

>>33711577
*clink clink clink clink clink*

*fizzzzzzzz*

>>33711580
His stream sucks. Daftykins and other tripfags shit up the place

>>33711580
>Fluffy's stream not that great
Get a load of this guy!

>>33711524
all of them, everywhere, in the most sexual way possible.

>>33711567
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV9rUVgWRDs

>>33711578
Fuck, if you're going to repost greentext stories at least fix the obvious typos.
>bumber

Why do you fuckwits even bother looking at the screenchat?

Pick a stream and fullsize that shit

>>33711578
Alright I laughed
Because Pone didn't die

>>33711546
And then I had diabeetus.

>>33711603
>fullsizing an already shit quality video
Yeah nah, you're stupid

Damn, you guys are mean tonight.

>that feel when you're not in the MLPG skype having fun
Actually, I don't know that feel, and never will. But I'm sure some of you poor lost souls out there are feeling it. So what are you waiting for, hurry your little tushies in right now! We're all waiting for you!

>you will never satisfy Pinkie's needy hunger

>>33711571
I've got one ready for when the time comes.
http://www.livestream.com/pastapone

>>33711620
Shall I come into this skype so I can tell you all who these fucking autistic attention whores are?
Seriously, no one gives a flying fuck

>>33711620
Stop.

Please.

>>33711577
POP POP FIZZ FIZZ

AH WHAT A RELIEF


SO IS IT TIME TO TALK ABOUT ALL THE "FEELS" THAT A SENTIENT SODA BOTTLE PONY MAKES US HAVE? BECAUSE I'D LOVE TO MASTURB- TALK ABOUT THAT.

>>33711498

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QPB1uLEBkD0

I don't know if i should laugh or cry at this video

>>33711652

HEY, THIS GUY HAS SOME PRETTY GOOD IDEAS

>>33711565

A simple mistake. A young boy voice is androgynous enough to be applied to a female character.

You're a fucking idiot and the voice worked in the end you uptight faggot.

>>33711619
I'm not mean anon.

I love you. I love all of you.

>>33711658
It's not a big deal
Heck
I'm cool with it
She sounds cute

>>33711643
Sorry but why are you here?
No one likes you, go back to homosuck.
Secondly, it's really not. The voice was good, and I even said it wasnt a "disaster", but its a pretty big fuck up to make.

>>33711661
Never take off your trip, I love you too

>>33711578

That was cute. =3

flutterstalker is best background pony.

>>33711666
Hey BlueB
Nice satan

>>33711658
>Mfw Ivan has the same opinions as me near me

>>33711643
>fucking idiot
>uptight faggot

take a load of this mad homo

>>33711691
But I didnt post that.

>>33711692
It's a wonderful feeling

>mfw retarded females really do sound like boys

>>33711652
>THAT FEEL WHEN YOU MILK COKE PONY WITH YOUR MOUTH
>THAT FEEL WHEN IT TASTES LIKE VANILLA COKE AND SHE GETS ALL AROUSED OR SOMETHING
>THAT FEEL WHEN YOU FUCK A GLASS PONY IN THE GLASS VAGINA

>>33711693
>NOT ANALCRUSADED

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING WITH YOUR LIFE

YOU NEED A BETTER CLASS OF BUTTMAD

>>33711690
Not having sex with ponies is better than having sex with ponies.

>>33711706
>ANAL CRUSADED
>NOT RECTAL RAGNAROKED
Get away from me you filthy casual!

Who the hell are you people.
What did you do to my friends.

>>33711702
>THAT FEEL WHEN SHE FIZZES OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT
>THAT FEEL WHEN YOU DRINK COKE FROM HER ASS OR SOMETHING

You'll either get:

Two Brothers: Both identical
Two Brothers: Tall/Smart + Short/Fat/Dumb
Three Brothers: Brains, Brawn, Shifty

Lyra time

>>33711715
You're on the wrong site, the address bar doesn't say ponychan

>>33711668

>pretty big fuck up

If it were a main character, then yeah. But it's a side character with only a few lines. Just because she's big in the fandom doesn't mean other people give a fuck.

>Sorry but why are you here?

Because I can. I enjoy ponies too you piece of shit.

>No one likes you

Subjective

>go back to homosuck.

Sorry, but I can like more than one thing, ponyfag.

>>33711710
>not powerfucking a pony until you cum gallons directly into its womb
>not watching as the pony's body bloats obscenely under your uterine onslaught
>not forcing pony to sire your mutant offspring

>>33711719
I hope we get Ornstein and Smough

Slim and Fatty
Kenan and Kel
Penn & Teller

>>33711719
Calling Identical

>>33711723
Who are you?

>>33711652
Bitch, we don't write >feels about no soda bottles here.
We reserve that for Tabasco bottles because we are refined faggots.

>>33711715
I dunno, they must have been replaced by /b/tards and angry autists who don't like fun.

>>33711702
>that feel when your fucking a coke bottle and your cock gets stuck in the hole
>that feel when your only choice to free your cock is to break the glass open
>that feel when you end up with a severely lacerated penis and the doctors tell you that you'll probably never regain full function

>>33711624

hng. do you have the one he did yesterday?

>>33711734
>Powerfucking

This is my new favourite word

There is something wrong with this thread

>>33711702
OH MAN LOVE DAT GLASS VAGINA

AND THEN SHE'S ALL LIKE FIZZ POP FIZZ FIZZ

AND THEN WE MADE SWEET MAN ON SOFT DRINK CONTAINER LOVE ALL NIGHT LONG

>>33711737
$500 ON IDENTICAL

>>33711758
I needs more tripfags

>>33711758
Yeah, it's shit.

>>33711732
You're responding to a troll, and getting pretty mad as well.
Just thought you'd like to know

>>33711718
>THAT FEEL WHEN SHE FILLS YOUR BLADDER WITH COCA COLA
>THAT FEEL WHEN DRINKING TOO MUCH FROM HER TURNS YOU INTO A GLASS PONY TOO
>THAT FEEL WHEN SHE SLIPS A MENTOS INTO YOUR DICK AND MASSAGES IT DOWN INTO YOUR SODA FILLED BALLS
>THAT FEEL WHEN YOU SPRAY FOAMY COKE ALL OVER THE PLACE

>>33711754
>>33711624
>>33711734
Geez do all the cum inflation fetishists come out at this time of day or what?

>>33711758
It needs more best pony.

>>33711719
I really hope they don't have ugly designs.

>>33711765
OKAY

>>33711778

It sure does

>>33711765
If you insist...

>>33711737
BET ALL ON IDENTICAL SMART TWINS

>>33711732
Voicing a character without even knowing what gender the character is is still pretty large, even if it is a side character - she spoke for about a minute and was one of the highlights of the episode which the fans loved, apparently. That's pretty big.
Let me rephrase that - Why are you here, posting with a trip? You aren't contributing anything besides shitting up the thread, you can enjoy pony as anon.
That also covers the part about if no one liking you is subjective - it isn't.
Finally, feel free to post with your trip in homosuck, where people actually care what you have to say.

Right now you're coming across as extremely arrogant, what with your "Chuck Huber and xbawx games" post earlier.

>>33711754
I have it on my netbook which isn't handy at the moment. Here's a consolation prize.

>>33711715
I'm anon, or I used to be.

I tied up all your friends and keep them in my basement so I can rape them. Then when i'm done I make them rape each other and video tape it to sell to my neighbors and friends.

>fall asleep with fluffy pone on chest
>wake up next morning on your side
>fluffy pone is curled up, her head resting on your chest
>she wakes up and looks at you
>you shush her again and give her a few more ear scratches
>she melts into your hand and falls back asleep instantly

>>33711758
too much complaining
not enough pony

>>33711774
Stop this, and take it to /b/
Seriously, enough with the coke sex stories they're not funny the hundredth time you repeat them.

>>33711778
It will fix things. WHERE IS SMILE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

>>33711778
>>33711791
>>33711800
Let's all have a big, sexy orgy
with more nipple-less humanized pone

WHEN LETH WAKES UP HE'S GOING TO MAKE ALL OF YOU MEANIES CRY

>>33711777
Yes.

>>33711732
>Just because she's big in the fandom doesn't mean other people give a fuck.
You wanna think that one over again? Are you trying to argue that, since there are people outside of the fandom who wouldn't care about the character's voice, the fact that Tabitha didn't know she was voicing a female character was at some level a mistake?

>>33711806
>that feel when someone turns your fluffy pone feels into copypasta

>>33711800
You people are disgusting.

lyra fighting with stalkershy over a human?

Anyone else watching the joowz stream right now?

>>33711821
:V

>>33711826

Your fetish is weirder

>>33711815
>This is all Octavia sees.

Whos ready for applejack/flim flam brothers rape, shipping and spitroasting?

>>33711812
Perhaps you don't get it, but we're parodying this thread's habit of seriously talking about sex with goddamn glass bottle horses.

Grow some humour.

Nightmare Lyra turns all ponies into humans.

You guys need to get on this Skype call, we are having so much fun.

I think we need to make it so it's listed in every OP Thread so more people join

Graphics tablet arriving in 4~ hours... Then I can shitpost far more effectively.

>>33711821
>>33711837
LK

DRAW MORE FAT PONY

>>33711841
My body. It is prepared.

>>33711849
>Nightmare Lyra
and now we have come full circle of the Lyra/Luna mishap.

>>33711834

link

>>33711841
I'm writing it already. I'm titling it "Memories of Sweet Apple Acres".

>>33711854
NO

DRAW MORE CUM BLOATED PONIES THAT LUST FOR MORE

>>33711850
You know, the Skype idea is good, just make sure you faggots stay there and dont come back to the MLPG

>>33711846
>parodying
As I said the jokes got old after you same faggots repeated them for thread after thread for weeks.

>>33711798

Oh, I see. You're a troll.

Took me a minute there. Guess that's what happens when you don't get much sleep.

>>33711830
Draw it.

>>33711856
>the Lyra/Luna mishap
Enlighten me?

>>33711862

It's listed in OP faggot

>>33711846
you mean you wouldn't enjoy sex with coke pony?

Animooted

>>33711868
Kinda like the Tabasco pone Swiffer shit we had?

>>33711806
Can I have a try at this fluffy pony thing too?
>>33711849
Not seeing a downside to this.

>>33711869

So who the fuck is this newfag? What does he do?

>>33711884
annoy people

>>33711884

shitposts

>>33711846
>implying I'm the author of that unfinished futa coke pone story
But it's still fun to cruise control coke pone fetish greentext gags

>>33711884
Shitpost.

Derpy is a very pretty pony.

>>33711878

I like this .gif

>>33711882
Yes, as well as fluffy death.The jokes have been ran into the ground

In the afterlife
You could be headed for some serious strife
Now you make the scene all day
For tomorrow there'll be hell to pay

please dont touch my floppy cock

>>33711876
Get a load of this faggot.

Not wanting to sex up that hot piece of glass flank.

>Frothing cola sloshing rhythmically with every thrust
>That feel when you have Coca Cola all over your dick
>It burns horribly but you endure BECAUSE GLASS PONY MAKES YOU FEEL SO MANY BEAUTIFUL FEELS

>>33711878
oh god dammit

i can't stop laughing

you bastard

>>33711884
>>33711889
>>33711891
>>33711897

>samefagging
>not knowing who the amazing generalivan is

He's probably one of the best tripcode users. Fuck off, newfags.

>>33711902
DID SOMEBODY SAY FLUFFY?

>>33711869
But I'm genuinely not trolling.
What are you doing here? Why are you posting with a trip when you aren't contributing anything? All you are doing is causing drama, really.

>>33711906
Please go away and never shitpost here again

>>33711916
>implying I didn't take off my trip to shitpost
good job there hardhat

>>33711884
Act arrogant, respond poorly to people who don't like him, calls people who don't agree with things he says trolls.

And sometimes he makes comic dubs and stuff on YouTube. I find them sort of funny, sometimes.

>>33711884
>Not knowing what Ivan is
Seriously?

>>33711884
>General Ivan
>Newfag

Horry shit

Why is the Pear Pony so cute?

>>33711916

>taking your trip off

Holy fuck you are annoying

>>33711916
seriously. Whining about tripfags just makes things even worse.

>>33711837
:V

>>33711900

Well she should be if she's using the same body template as everyone else.

People listen attentively
I mean about future calamity
I used to think the idea was obsolete
Until I heard the old man stamping his feet.

>>33711936
reported for manual spam

>This entire thread
>Ivan samefags himself

>>33711936
'Cause pears are best fruit.

>>33711914
>implying you didn't drink her fizzy coke urine until you transformed into a coke pone yourself
>implying the bubbles forming and bursting against your glass horsecock didn't drive you over the edge
>implying you didn't blow your carbonation-powered load into coke pone's spasming cunt

>>33711951

Next thread will be better

>It's late when you get home
>You open the door hoping to see your beloved Fluffy pone
>She's not there
>you frantically search for her
>you hear noise from the direction of your back door
>Fluffy pone is outside, crying for you to let her in
>she tried scratching at the flywire but her hooves are too fluffy and just slip straight off
>She's been locked outside all day
>It's been raining
>her coat is wet and bedraggled and muddy and full of twigs
>some birds ate all her food out of her bowl
>you wrap her up in a towel
>you carry her inside in your arms, she weighs practically nothing
>you give her a bath and blowdry her afterwards
>her coat is all lovely and poofy again
>she cuddles up on your lap for the night while you scratch her
>you feed her potato chips by hand

>>33711869

HEY

YOU

IVAN

GENERALIVAN

ur a faget

>>33711951
Today, we're all Ivan.

>>33711854
>>33711866
Dang, yo, I will. At work at the moment, though.

>>33711956
No it won't.

>>33711962
But I don't want to be Ivan!

>>33711951
I always knew all this MLP shit was a giant samefag. All these threads, all OC, all roleplaying tumblrs, it's all job of one madman.

>>33711936

I want to dub this comic but need to find a female VA who can do an Italian accent.

>>33711967

it can only get better

>>33711951
WHO'S TO SAY THAT WERE NOT ALL IVAN?
MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAA

>>33711964
Best hold up your end of the bargain bin :V

How many of the main 6 will make an appearance in tomorrow's episode?

>>33711971
Ever see Ivan on the HS generals?
He made that comic.

>>33711974
No.
What if we discuss pedophilia, religion and politics in the next thread?

This is a place where eternally
Fire is applied to the body
Teeth are extruded and bones are ground
Then baked into cakes which are passed around.

Are you a bad enough dude to break a pinkie pie promise?

Also wtf is Ivan doing here?

I am in need of sexy human ponies

Thank god this thread hasn't been marked

>>33711988

>>33711989

better than this

>>33711989
We gonna be /pol/ now?

>>33711989

>>33711976

I've actually been the only one posting in this thread all along!

>>33711989
Anything is better than this shit right now

>>33712001
thankfully. let's kill it

>>33712001

>>33712011
hey guys I found dinner

>>33712004
>>33712014
You've never seen MLPG discuss these things then.

I fucking hate tripfags/namefags, they do nothing but shit post, every single of them. Including Rose, Fluffy, Tex, Dafty, Tess, Terse, Jessy and Cosmo, I hope they all fucking die for being attention whoring faggots who never contribute anything. Fucking scum of the Earth.

>>33711994
>dash and AJ
>exact same face
here's a better one for ya

I was thinking about an idea for an episode:
Mayor Mare needs an assistant, and one of the Mane cast fill the role. They overhear Mayor Mare talking about something all secretive, and think that there's some kind of scandal going on.

>>33712013
>secure tripcode
>always posts with a pic
>retarded ponychanner attitude
Why are you here?

>>33712021
>not on that list
feels good man

>>33711971
You're just describing all of 4chan. You're me, don't you realise everyone is us; hivemind? And rarity is bestpony.

>>33711989
KID FUCKING IS A-OKAY, MORMONISM IS THE ONLY WAY INTO HEAVEN, AMURKA SHOULD RULE THE WORLD

DISCUSS

>>33712014
Would you huff Rainbow Dash's rotten egg farts?

>>33711960

I squee'd a little bit.

thought you ought to know.

>>33711979
We shall see how things shape up :V

>>33712021
what about me? do you hate me anon?
Or have I not spent enough time not contributing anything yet?

>>33712021
>Rose
>Fluffy

At least they draw, and do it well.

I can take what little faggotry they post in exchange for decent artfags.

>>33712022
WHY ARE THERE NO GOOD HUMAN RARITYS

FFFFFFFFF

>>33711960
thanks for this >feel. please continue.

>>33712021
There are so many things wrong with your post. I hope you're joking.

>>33712025

As a tripfag it is inherent of my nature to be a shitty poster who pisses everyone off.

>>33712050
Is this one better? It PROBABLY WOULD BE...
If you're into kawaii with no nipples

>>33712050
It seems that is time for a Rarity thread

>>33712051
>Fluffy pony chokes on a bit of chip.
>But coughs it up and giggles.

>>33712049
who in your opinion counts as decent artfags? it seems the rate at which we shoo them away is becoming greater than the rate we get new ones.

>>33712021
You're fucking retarded.

>>33712049

>Rose
>Fluffy
>Good at drawing

Yeah, if you have down syndrome.

>>33712071
Then you stick your dick in her.

am i doin it rite?

>>33712025
>Getting mad over a secure tripcode

What, so you can pretend to be someone easier? Yeah, what a faggot, not wanting people to impersonate them

>Retarded Ponychanner attitude

Ivan has been a /co/mrade since 2008 (at least), this isn't some Ponychanner that wondered into the thread.

Not that I'm saying he deserves any kind of reverence (let alone respect), just that what you're saying is fucking stupid.

>>33712069
Roger that. Gentlemen, set your phasers to SASS.

>>33712091
>While Tabasco watches in horror.
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!

Heh, found this pic I saved January of last year. I guess the artist was sorta close on how the show eventually did it.

>it's getting late, time to go to bed
>Twilight's already there and asleep
>you sneak into the bed and slide under the covers so you don't disturb her
>a horrible stench creeps up from underneath the blankets
>Twilight has been hotboxing the covers with her farts
>she wasn't asleep at all, you can feel a few more farts poot out of her and blow against your legs
>she giggles and pulls the covers over your head and holds them down with her magic
>you're stuck there, forced to breathe her gas as she pumps out fart after fart, the smell clogging up all your senses

>>33712091

No.

*swats*

Bad anon. Go lay down.

>>33712102
Setting phaser to Sarsaparilla, sir!

>>33712083
Hey, I may be downsie, but at least I'm a better judge of art than you.

>>33712108

>>33712050
But you are wrong

OH SWEET SATAN
WHAT THE HELL, LYRA

*fart*

>>33712109
BITCH YOU'RE NOT MY MASTER!

>>33712083
you have shit taste anon.

I think this is the best human Rarity.

>>33712091
>Then you stick your dick in her.
You forgot the greentext

>>33712126
That looks sloppy as shit.

hello

>>33712136
You haven't seen PHNs picture then

>you will never go to take a shower, pulling off your clothes as you go, only to walk in naked on Rarity already using it
>you will never know the sight of Rarity wearing nothing but water and a thin towel, the smell of her shampoo heavy in the steamy air, her hair clinging to her neck and drops of water tracing their way down her body in places your hands are aching to touch
>you will never know dat feel as she looks you up and down, her eyes lingering over your stiffening manhood as she bites her lip, then gives you a sultry come-hither look, saying there's plenty of room in the shower for two...

>Fluffy Pony's fluff is causing her to be too hot in the summer.
>Decide to sheer Fluffy Pony's fluff
>Fluffy Pony is sad (but much cooler) now that she is now longer fluffy
>Feel bad and save the sheered fluff
>Decide to spin the sheered fluff into yarn
>Find someone selling the right machine for this
>Get it from mysterious Gypsy lady who gives it to you for free
>May have lost your soul in the process
>Make yarn from No-Longer-Fluffy Pony's fluff
>Make Yarn into a little sweater for her
>She loves it when autumn comes and her fluff is still regrowing from the last heat waves of august
>People love the fluff sweater to make and commission you to make some for them
>Fluffy pony fluff yarn sweaters become a fashion craze
>Soon become able to buy Fluffy Pony everything she's ever wanted
>Become Filthy Rich
>Business is cripplingly dependent on on Apple Family and your good relations with them
>Daughter keeps antagonizing youngest member of the Apple family in progressively cruel ways as well as insulting the family matriarch
>Hope sending daughter off to a boarding school in Canterlot will teach her some manners
>Daughter graduates years later comes back a mild mannered mare
>She insists on making you a nice dinner
>The dinner was poisoned!
>As you lay dying, she details out her plan that your death will only be the beginning of her ultimate plan to take over Equestria and kill the Princesses
>Must warn everyone, but its too late.
>Wake up
>It was all just a dream
>Go to splash water on your face and see your hooves
>You are still Filthy Rich
>DUN DUN DUUUUN

>>33712136
>JJ

>Best anything

Maybe best at sameface

>>33712096

>let alone respect

It's true. I only post on the chans to piss people off because I'm a shitty troll through and through. But I am amazed that anyone still remembers me from that long ago.

I miss Wyatt Creed.

They will never make humanized ponies for latex fetishists
feels bad, man.

>>33712136
silly Glaive, every human Rarity is the best Rarity

>>33712126
that's a nice one

>>33712159
Wait, is she a pony or a human?

Because if she's a human, no dice

>>33711956
I believe you may be misinterpreting.

That Anon said specifically "Ponychanner attitude".

And it is entirely possible to have a Ponychan-like attitude without being from Ponychan.

i haven't read the whole thread, is it shitty as usual?

by the looks of it... it is

>>33712161
Show me a picture of the main six girls where they all have a unique visually appealing visage please

EVERYONE, LOOK! A DSITRACTION!

>>33712161
Oh I usually hate JJ's art too, but that Rarity man. I also like this one.

Pony rarity is best rarity, do not try to argue with this.

would anyone be interested in sorting a 120,000 pic pony folder for $20 paypal.

Even animu uguu~ Rarity is the best

>>33712105
>Sitting on couch with Fluffy pony
>Fluffy pony is eating chips out of your hand
>Fluffy pony starts choking
>But coughs it up
>Then grab Fluffy pony and jam your dick in it
>While tabasco and coke pony look on horrified
>Then you have an awesome FORCEFUCKING FOURSOME
>Then you come and start farting
>Suddenly fluffy pony is a bear
>spaghetti starts leaking out of your pants
>You, fluffy bear pony, coke pony, and tabasco pony are launched as one jizz encrusted spaghetti ball by your rapid fire farting

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>33712207
>giving a crap who makes an image
OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES

>>33712193
My apologies, there appears to have been a quoting mishap. I mean to quote this one:
>>33712096

What have I missed?
Did we get a new synopsis/hiatus already?

>>33712202
yep.
this thread is complete shit as always. Actually it's shittier than usual.

>>33712202
They haven't been good for pretty much the past week.
I really hate that I can't leave. At least I am able to ignore it for longer now.

>>33712229
People who want good art.

>>33712192

>yfw I purposefully made that bit ambiguous anon could decide for himself whether she was pony or human.

>>33712239
This needs to be animated. Maybe have her pawing at the ground or flipping a book over or something.

>>33712234
You've missed nothing, sorry.

>>33712214
I agree, but why did you post pig Rarity?

>post human rarity

well its better than what we were doing

>>33712239
>reading a manual for a mac
A fucking 4 year old can set one up, why is twilight so frustrated?

Would you join Twilight in servicing the stallions of Ponyville, both of you standing side by side as countless horsecocks empty pints of scalding candy pony semen into your bodies?

>>33712207
Hipster rarity is also a good rarity

>>33712214
every Rarity is the best, human, pony, space alien, all are perfect

>>33712193

>Implying these threads aren't as bad as ponychan shit

Ponychan? 4chan? In the end both choices are terrible.

>>33712246
i dont dave aany pictures of Jj even if i like it because jj drew it

>>33712229
...But the point was that I didn't discriminate that art by the artist.

>>33712257
Twilight always reads the manual, no matter what.
She is frustrated because she can tell she doesn't need to.

>>33712263
and why do you come here then?

>>33712258
>Scalding semen
>Made of candy

Darwin would be proud.

>>33712276

for all the attention

>>33712281
is it working?

Pone-ing by myself tomorrow because I'm still banned. :c

I WILL POST RARITY AS WELL
AM I DOING IT RIGHT

>>33712290

>>33712258
I would hold twilight's hair out of her face with my fingers while she sucks on a big fat stallion cock

.

>>33712273
It doesn't matter. If an artist makes a good drawing, it's good. If the drawing is shitty, then it's shitty. JJ is like the Skrillex of MLPG, some like his works to an extent, some completely loathe all of his artwork, but he is mutually hated throughout the whole community.