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01/28/12(Sat)00:08 No.33706133>you have a new fluffy unicorn pony
>she can't really use much magic, but if she concentrates real hard, she can make small objects float for a while
>bring her to her new home which you thoroughly fluffy-ponyproofed
>she loves it, running around excitedly, only occasionally bumping into walls or the couch
>fluffy pony likes watching you cook, even if it's as simple as toast or cutting up an apple for her
>tell her she can only be in the kitchen if you are too
>she has to stay on her stool by the door, away from the knives, oven and appliances, because the kitchen is dangerous for ponies
>she promises to do as you say, and to be very very extra careful
>you start making an apple pie - fluffy pony watches enraptured until you slide the pie into the oven
>watch tv with her until it's ready - fluffy pony likes the Food Network and tells you how she wants to learn how to cook and make yummy stuff someday, as you rub her tummy and wait for the pie to cool
>cut a couple pieces out, then go into the other room for a moment, leaving fluffy pony on her stool in the kitchen
>before you realize what you've done, you hear something hit the floor
>you run into the kitchen to see the pie splattered across the linoleum, and fluffy pony on her stool, looking up at you in terror |
