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>rap

>scrape

Godzuki thread.

Man I go to take a shit and the thread caps out.

>>33697920
>continued augmentation discussion
Here, have some TED talks on the subject that may give you a better view of my >opinions on the matter. You may also want to read up on transhumanism, soak your head in the Eclipse Phase sourcebooks, or read things from authors like Alastair Reynolds. Shit's fascinating to read about, even if you don't quite agree with it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ0iMulicgg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTwXeZ4GkzI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AoRmlAZVTs

>Last thread

>>33697957

LET'S NOT FORGET YOUR COMMITMENT GLITTER GLUE

>The show revolves around the adventures and daily life of the unicorn pony Twilight Sparkle (voiced by Tara Strong, singing voice by Rebecca Shoichet), her baby dragon assistant Spike (voiced by Cathy Weseluck), and her friends in Ponyville:
Rainbow Dash, a tomboyish pegasus pony who helps control the weather (voiced by Ashleigh Ball);
Rarity, a glamorous unicorn with a flair for fashion design (voiced by Tabitha St. Germain, singing voice by Kazumi Evans);
Fluttershy, a shy pegasus pony who is fond of animals (voiced by Andrea Libman);
Pinkie Pie, a hyperactive pony who loves throwing parties (voiced by Andrea Libman, singing voice by Shannon Chan-Kent);
Applejack, a hard-working pony on her apple farm at the outskirts of Ponyville (voiced by Ashleigh Ball).
The younger Cutie Mark Crusaders include: Apple Bloom, Applejack's younger sister (voiced by Michelle Creber); Sweetie Belle, Rarity's younger sister (voiced by Claire Corlett, singing voice by Michelle Creber); and Scootaloo, a pegasus that idolizes Rainbow Dash (Madeleine Peters).
The show takes place in the fictional land of Equestria, which is ruled by Twilight's teacher Princess Celestia (voiced by Nicole Oliver) and her sister Princess Luna (voiced by Tabitha St. Germain).
Many recurring characters also appear as supporting characters, including the eccentric zebra Zecora (voiced by Brenda Crichlow[22]), who lives in nearby Everfree Forest and dabbles in herbal medicine, and the friends, acquaintances, and family of the six primary characters. Villains include the draconequus Discord (voiced by John de Lancie)[23][24] and Nightmare Moon (the corrupted form of Princess Luna).

>>33698262

WHERE'S THE NICE MUSCLE BIG MAC

This was a terrible week in MLPG, I hope it gets better. It will right?

>>33698241
Finally got around to reading that fic you're working on yesterday after you'd left. Really liked it, looking forward to future updates!
Assuming chapter 7 wasn't the end, of course. Seems like a good place to stop, but something you said implied there was more to come.

>>33698241
>transhumanism
has become a buzzword, to be honest
it's just advanced prothetics and that's all it will be for the next 20 years or so. mind you they'll be really fucking AWESOME prosthetics but don't hope for like, brain uploads any time soon.

is there a teaser clip for the next episode ?

>roommate gone for the night
>hahatimeforponies.jpg
>put some episodes on my laptop
>connect to big TV via HDMI cable
>mfw Green Isn't Your Color in glorious widescreen awesomeness and surround sound

I need to do this more often

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE

>>33698327
Nope.

>>33698294

Really? Tell me more.

>>33698294
Uh.

Okay.

>>33698294
>Brenda Crichlow
didn't they want her speaking actual Swahili? but they didn't have time to get a proper translator in the studio?

i hope that happens again at some point, and i hope they actually address it in the show. mostly because swahili is really fucking cool sounding.

>>33698336
>yfw he comes back early

>>33698336
>Your neighbors face when they can hear everything

>>33698297

YOU ALREADY USED THAT FILENAME

LETH YOU SLACKER

>>33698296
You know what's funny? That was ME

>>33698294
by the way
>fictional land of Equestria
>implying Equestria doesn't really exist

>>33698307
hehehe...sureeeee...

Remember when Ponytails where a thing?

>>33698357
ohlookit'sthisshitagain.jpg

>>33698316
That's all it's ever been, but that "just" is a pretty stupid "just". The kinds of prosthetics developed in the near future could have us questioning our humanity, hence transhumanism.

>>33698380
I muted the theme song. Hopefully that covered my ass.

>>33698382
Who?

>>33698344
Pinkie thread?

>>33698399

ponytails never stopped being a thing for me

>>33698344
She'll stop laughing I know, and I'll watch it

>>33698399
Aren't they still?

>>33698164
>>33698164
well, if you don't fap on ponies- ponychan then

>>33698315
I'm just gonna keep hacking at it until I run out of ideas. Look at me, I'm a writer for the Simpsons!

>>33698445
yes we've seen it
go away

>>33698419
You know who

>>33698445
I never understood the random splotches of blur in this series of images.

>>33698372
I actually kinda like the "as long as it sounds African" gibberish. Sure, it might not be based in any factual language, but it adds a nice mystique to the zebras.

>>33698265
NICE MUSCLE

>>33698381
NEVER

>>33698413
>Your face whenever they shout out a pone name
SCOOTALOO
FLUTTERSHY
TWILIGHT SPARKL

>>33698474
and now
with these post numbers

>>33698481
YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON LETH, HAND IN YOUR MARKER BADGE AND GUN AND GET OUT OF MY OFFICE

>>33698352
>desperation

I know that feel, bro.

>>33698467
It's supposed to simulate depth of field, or whatever that is. The focus is meant to shift to Pinkie, so Fluttershy is blurred.

>RAPE

>>33698403
not really, it'll basically be just putting the smartphone interface inside your vision, and having prothetics functional enough to disabled people a real chance. i'm most excited about curing blindness.

i mean, the bible thumpers will probably be like "OOOH AAAH, NO WAIT NOT IN MY BIBLE"
but everyone else will just say
>"oh, i don't have to pull out my smartphone to use it, neat"

>>33698429

in fact, I think I'll post some more ponytails right now

>>33698428
Mi negro!

>>33698474

>Rarity
>Straight shipping
>male Twilight Sparkle

>>33698493
the neighbors wouldnt know what they are talking about..

>>33698511
BUT CHIEF HE GETS RESULTS

>>33698399
I SURE DO

>>33698536
vamos putos

>>33698511
BUT I PAID FOR THESE MYSELF!

>>33698470
i prefer a mystique with substance.
zecora could drop and actual swahili proverb or saying, and then say "that means...." and it'll actually mean that. you could go on a crappy online translator and get the same thing.

ATMOSPHERE, MAN

>>33698536
hora del poni rosa

>>33698520
If Scherzo's not gonna draw it, he's not. Doesn't matter that much.

...Actually, has he posted any art here recently?

>>33698533
I think full prothetic bodies will be a pretty big deal. Then we'll have issues of people with the right financial means being on a whole different level from "normies". It will spark significant tensions.

>>33698562

>>33698602
And now you know the plot of Deus Ex: Human Revolution.

>>33698600
yes you racist

You guys remember when pony farts were a thing?

>>33698579

Reminds me of Celestia.

>>33698614
Pretty much. They wrote it that way because it's not far from the truth.

>>33698544
>Neighbors come over tomorrow
>Wearing brony shirts
>They separate and kneel on one knee
>Nathan comes forth
>Reads the creed of the brony
>Anoints you into the herd

>>33698640
>that feel when corporations have more power than the government

>>33698636
Never happend.

Tell me a story, /co/.

>>33698592
>>33698567

>>33698636
yup.

>>33698640
yep.

>>33698653
nigga have you been watching the news

>>33698665
once upon a time, >fluffy pone drowned

>>33698602
>classism will exist
well, uh.
keep in mind regulations are going to pop up in lock step to this. i fully expect like hard limitations on the upper strength bounds of arm motors and stuff
>"just a little beyond human, but not much"
anything more and it'll basically be like carrying an automatic rifle around. Hideously illegal and very obvious

>>33698463
This is getting kinda convoluted now, who is stalking who again?

>>33698665
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A PONY WHO WAS VERY BLUE AND DID RAINBOW TYPE OF THINGS
THE END

>>33698640

"the truth" hasn't happened yet
we can predict all we want, but history rarely follows the expected course

>>33698647
Oh hell no.

>>33698683
>Slow clap

Best. Story. Ever.

>>33698681
Implying the news can be trusted

>>33698665
I woke up and cannot sleep, so i made this. I have no idea how pony legs work, so they are noodles. Any pointers?

>>33696053
Whelp.

I'm sold...

>>33698667
Poni rosa y naranja, y la poni blanca de colada tambien

>>33698697
You replied me!

>>33698695
>like carrying an automatic rifle around
>hideously illegal
you aren't an amerifag are you.

>>33698665
Once upon a time, NEW PONE IN APPROXIMATELY 13 AND A HALF HOURS

>>33698704
Its what happens if you pone anywhere but in a dark room under a blanket with headphones on.

>>33698732
Do you have a name for me yet? We could make this a game of pic related

>>33698665
once upon a time there was a parallel world of sentient dinosaurs who suppressed their murderous tendencies through old magic, and manipulated the world around them with their throat songs. then there was this bright orb that appeared on a nearby moun-whops fanfiction

>>33698695
Carrying an automatic rifle around is perfectly legal actually.

And I don't think it will be a simple matter of imposing regulations like that. It will be an ugly legal battle. Guns are (relatively) easy to regulate because they have little purpose beyond destruction. Prosthetics are more practical, arguably, and so the arguments for regulation will need to be stronger.

I mean, there aren't regulations against being swoll as fuck. We're talking about parts of a person's body, not tools.

>>33698738
I don't know if my body is ready

>>33698731
Poni blanca es la segunda mejor poni.

>>33698496
In the last thread I saw someone get Celestia x Ice Pack
and also Discord/Twilight shipping
and Pinkie x Ice Pack, assuming that "here I go" was someone rolling as well

Here's the list again. I only meant to roll against myself but if other people want to take a shot that's cool too
I'll roll again now myself
though everyone seems to be backing out of their rolls anyway, no follow-through these days

Last digit:
0=Celestia
1=Twilight Sparkle
2=Rainbow Dash
3=Applejack
4=Rarity
5=Pinkie Pie
6=Fluttershy
7=Big Mac
8=Snips/Snails
9=Discord

Second to last digit:
0=>rape
1=Ponynet
2=Dolls
3=Ice Pack
4=Monsters
5=NICE MUSCLE!
6-9=Straight shipping, use last digit of next post for pair. Genderswap if necessary.

Derpy Hooves is a very ugly pony.

>>33698737
i am an amerifag. automatic firearms are universally a no-no
you get in some SERIOUS FUCKING SHIT for carrying one

>>33698683

>>33698766
>not having a multilevel underground secure vault guarded by mercenaries hired under the black market.

>>33698812
I fucking dare you to go post that in /k/ and see what happens, faggot.

>>33698797
I didn't know what you were doing.

But I'll roll now.

>>33698819
>5000x4280

>>33698824
Deaf mercenaries are too hard to find.

>>33698824
>not having a vast mobile undersea fortress to watch pony in to your hearts content

>>33698812
Stop talking about shit you know nothing about. Carrying a rifle is completely legal. You only get in hot water for concealing them. You can own select-fire weapons if you have the right license.

>>33698731
Poni naranja haciendo una chua

>>33698562
I should probably lineart some of these sketches one day.

Maybe.

>>33698700
exactly
>implying any of this sci-fi shit that nerds fap about will happen during our lifetime
I mean we were supposed to have hovercars and full civilian galactic tourism like a decade ago.

>>33698862
Why deaf?

>>33698721
That pony should be 100% purple.
And I have this, but cannot art, so hopefully it helps.

>>33698876
boop >chuza

>>33698862
That's why you get a 100% sound proof vault.

>>33698797

Big Mac x Twilight

not bad.

>>33698797
i backed out because im terrible

>>33698600
I posted this the other day

>>33698894
>by:dinofag

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

>>33698887
>>33698700
What the fuck are you niggers talking about? Are you denying the existence of artificial limbs? Are you pretending they aren't developing better ones every year? Fucks sake we could have full artificial nerves in the next couple decades.

>>33698890
They might hear me poneing.

>>33698785
the upper bounds on prosthetics are enormous. i expect bench pressing cars by 2030 assuming the rest of your body can take the strain.

i don't think a case of "do you REALLY need to be able to punch through brick walls every day?" will be disputed much.

like i said, a little more than human, maybe on the level of a serious body builder, but not much more.

>>33698866
oh, rifles are fine with licenses. i'm talking about AUTOMATICs.

Pop Quiz motherfuckers

You just found yourself outside of ponyville, and to your surprise they have heard of humans. In their world you are a myth, a violent, clever, and dangerous creature. The main six are sent to apprehend you. All you are armed wit his a survival knife and a .38 revolver, only 6 rounds.

What do you do?

>>33698924
And then this earlier in the week (or was it last week?)

>>33698777
Huh, my New Horse Nemesis?

>>33698851
>Twilight Sparkle
>NICE MUSCLE
Good luck tex

>>33698797
>Straight shipping
>Big Mac x Twilight Sparkle
oh come on this is so vanilla

but all right a roll's a roll, I'll do it

>>33698878
>dash in heat offering herself

>>33698797

rollan

>>33698665

Once upon a time...

Lauren Faust, an animator for several other successful children's shows, was selected by Hasbro as the creative director and executive producer for the show. Faust sought to challenge the established "girly" nature of the existing My Little Pony line, creating more in-depth characters and settings. She focused more on adventurous themes than the previous My Little Pony animated works had, and centered many stories on resolving difficulties between friends. Faust and her team incorporated suggestions from Hasbro to improve both the E/I ("educational and informational") rating of the show and the marketing of the toy line, but were otherwise given a free rein. Faust stepped down as executive producer near the end of the first season, but remained as consulting producer through the second season before finally leaving the show. Jayson Thiessen, the show's supervising director, became the showrunner starting with season two.
The show follows a studious unicorn pony named Twilight Sparkle as her mentor Princess Celestia guides her to learn about friendship in the town of Ponyville. Twilight becomes close friends with five other ponies: Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie. Each represents a different face of friendship, and discovers herself to be a key part of the "Elements of Harmony". The ponies share adventures and help out other residents of Ponyville, while working out the troublesome moments in their own friendships.

THE END

>>33698941
Then someone told me to stick a dick in her.

>>33698935
Why would you possibly give a fuck

>>33698797
rawlain

>>33698944
c'mon, do that one, the 44

>>33698942
That falls kinda flat

>>33698955

uh oh...

Tell me, which 10 episodes did you vote on the Valentines day marathon?

>>33698941
I believe that was last week, yeah. And you added a dick on request.

Right, shit. Sorry about that, can't believe I forgot...

>>33698630
>racist
Wait, what?

>>33698939
Sudoku.

I've fucked plenty of mares, but I've never fucked a filly.

I wonder what it feels like.

>>33698797
Eh I'll try

Would you eat a still-living pony?
No eating out

>>33698937
And again, there is nothing illegal about carrying AUTOMATICs. Cite a specific law or, for the last time, just shut up

Also
>rifles are fine with licenses
You don't even need any license or registering with long guns in most states, holy fuck how ignorant are you

>>33698998
Get Bad Dragon to make the first filly vagina

>>33698976
I'm not good with that but you'll always be my stalker

>>33698969
We can't all be giant raging fagets like you.

>>33698939
Sit down

>>33698930
It's not that bad, I'll figure something out with it, or just look at screenshots from the show

Hey, co. Does anyone have the old sketches of the ponies where it shows their sizes? I remember that Dash was the smallest of the group.

>>33699032
You have called me out a few times as well now creepily. Unitas.

>>33698797
Vas zur hoelle, need something to occupy my friday night.

>>33698797
Fine, I'll give it a shot. I won't be doing any drawing tonight, though.

>>33698939
Be very nonchalant and non-threatening.

Twilight then writes a letter to Princess Celestia about how rumor and hearsay can often blow someones character far out of proportion

>>33699033
Hey hey hey, I am a perfectly in-control giant faggot.

>>33699020
I would go pony, yes.

>Meanwhile, in JJ stream

>>33698939
>throw weapons down nearby, convenient, bottomless pit
>await pones

it's not like they're just going to attack me on sight

well maybe dash or applejack, but they're made of marshmellow, i think i can take it

then become their new human friend by demonstrating my peaceful, desperately lazy ways

>>33699103
fagnig i love you.

>>33699103
Is he retarded or something?

>>33699103
He better draw a mare vagina there.

>>33699069
>>33699084
>RurrityXFluttershy
Well...that's...eh, alright.

>>33698930
Oh man, I didn't even notice that. Wonder where that came from, I didn't think I had gotten any new tutorials since he started trying to learn to draw.
Either way it looks like it might be kind of useful.
Have this too though.

>>33699022
i'm a little biased up here in Massachusetts i guess, but here's the wiki page
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_laws_in_the_United_States_%28by_state%29

search "automatic", lots of "PROHIBITED"
and most of the concealed carry is only for handguns, open carry is a no no for everythang

>>33698474
oh god why is he blue

>>33698939
Use the knife to make camp, and the powder from the bullets to help start my fire. Be polite, friendly, and do whatever they tell me to do; they're here to apprehend, not kill, and I'm sure my character will speak for itself.

>>33699122
It is fagnig, he's all "huurr I'm so fanny nigger", don't be surprised

>>33699156
>Then I rape Fluttershy.

>>33698939
Become their new god as they fear my ability to sound forth thunder from my hand.

If Celestia challenges my godhood challenge her to single combat with my knife, and shoot her if s lose.

>>33699084
>Rarity shipped with snips/snails
Urgh, well, I'll see what I can do.

>>33699103

god dammit fagnig.

you fucking with the people in JJ's stream again?

Alright, You toss your weapons, sit down, and begin a Sudoku puzzle. You are so engrossed in your puzzle you fail to hear Rainbow Dash sneak up on you and deliver a kick to your side. As a frail human you receive a broken arm and two broken ribs.

Good job.

>>33699156
I dunno man, they might panic and accidently fire off a killing spell after seeing a man of your structure

>>33699216
Oh come on sitting down is one of the least threatening poses possible.

>>33699149
Oh, you don't live in America, you live in a Peoples' Republic. You should have just said so.

>>33699216
At least I finish my sudoku right?

>>33699216
>Broken arm and two broken ribs.

Alright, fuck it. I run away and FORD THE RIVER

>>33699227
Rainbow Dash is a cunt though.

>>33698797
Rollan!

>>33699222
His structure is "gangling giant", he would probably get knocked over by a stiff breeze.

>>33699216

drag yourself over to the puzzle. make sure it's finished before you black out

we don't leave a job half-done, god dammit

>>33699216
That hurts like fuck.

Scream, clutch at side.

Shit that's my bad arm. Redouble. Use good arm.

hnnnng

>>33699231
oh, /k/ buff? sorry if i insulted you with my patchwork knowledge

FROM WHERE DO YOU HAIL, NOBLE REDNECK

>>33698967

>>33699149
OF ALL THE FUCKING PEOPLE TO SHARE A STATE WITH

>>33699227
no, your current pose of weeping openly while holding your side is more non threatening.

>>33699232
yes, and as twilight finds you she is impressed by your ability to fill in boxes with non repeating numbers.

>>33699257
What is up with all this NICE MUSCLE?

>>33699257
>big MacxBig Macey

>>33699245

OH SHIT NIGGA YOU GONNA NEED NEW OXEN

>>33699279
>puking applejack.jpg

>>33699222
They didn't try to kill Steven Magnet, and he was at least twenty feet tall. I'm only 6'8", so they shouldn't be too scared.


>>33699258
...How do you know this?

>>33699216
Play dead

Maybe she'll leave us alone

>>33699299
I DONT HAVE ANY SPARE CASH I SPENT IT ALL ON BULLETS AND GRANDFATHER CLOCKS

>>33699293
>yes, and as twilight finds you she is impressed by your ability to fill in boxes with non repeating numbers.
GREAT SUCCES!

>>33699294
Because it's so...


SUUUUUPERRRRRR~

>>33699293
One of.

Beg for mercy then.

>>33699287
NEBRASKA REPRESENT NIGGA.

SHIT'S UNSEASONABLY WARM

>>33699294

do not question scootaman

>>33699330
We're too busy bawling to do that.

>>33699305
Yeah, but Steven Magnet was a raging homosexual. Are you implying something?

>>33698731
DOOKS
Siempre no vas a colorear al Scootamamado? Digo, si quieres y puedes...

And here's the Fancy Pants spray thing I use.

>>33699350
well if the PC is supposed to be at all representative of MLPG Anon, we're gayer than not wearing white after labor day.

>>33699375
All I understood in that sentence was color scootaman

>>33699293

call rainbow dash a jerk

>>33699375
Come on man, you can make 512x512 sprays

Pop Quiz, bitches.
If you had the power to pass Friendship Is Magic's fans to something else then what would it be?

>>33698939
I'd ambush them.

In such a peaceful word, having heard of firearms is a silly notion, but they've probably have heard of bladed or melee weaponry in general. Main threat would obviously be Twilight Sparkle, followed closely by Applejack and least by Rainbow Dash, as an airborne target can be quite the handful. I'm pretty certain I'd do it by just plain shooting Twilight in the head, followed closely by shooting the inevitably stunned Rainbow Dash, then putting two in Applejack just to be safe.

Rarity is a flimsy unicorn, and her magic improbable of being a threat. Fluttershy is a joke. By chasing down Fluttershy, I'm comfortable in my belief that I could cut her throat easily enough, followed by a violent >rape/murder of Rarity. Then I'd make sure the other four were dead as stones before retreating back into the woods to resume my guerrilla warfare against ponykind, a sort of mythical sasquatch.

Except occasionally, I'd leave a victim alive. To remind them it's no myth.

Let's see those desktops.

>>33699350
ohlookit'sthisshitagain.jpg

>>33699397

and he should also color nasse's adorable celestia he did today.

>>33699293
Let's delay initiative. Wait and see what their action is now that they BROKE OUR FUCKING RIBS AND ARM

>>33699375
WHY IS NOBODY SHOOPING THAT FACE EVERYWHERE

You begin begging for mercy like a little bitch. The ponies are surprised by your actions and rendered speechless for a few moments. As you begin to black out you hear them muttering to each other. The last thing you remember is being lifted off the ground by some imaginary force. You try to reach for your puzzle, but you are unsuccessful.

Should I just make this into a quest? I was just gonna stop.

>>33699435
Dunno but I need more sudoku.

>>33699012
I have no idea what the prompt "dolls" means but here

>>33699375
You're a gentleman and a scholar for that spray, thank you!
And yeah, I'll color Scootamamado.

Is anyone on the TF2 server anyways?

>>33699416
Sparkler you forgot pinkie pie, do you even watch the show?

>>33699416
It's a .38 man, I think you're overestimating its ability to put down a small horse with one shot, not to mention your accuracy. Your best bet is charging Twilight and knifing her in the throat, then capping the others point blank when they charge you down.

>>33699397
Yeah, I asked him if he could color this: >>33699346

>>33699407
I'M RORRY, SOSE!

>>33699425
I DO THAT ALL THE TIME IN TF2

>>33699435
Up to you. Fun so far, but if you don't want to, that's fine. Pick it up after we hit limit if you're actually interested.

>>33699458
Here you go, bro.

>>33699435
Its fun.

>>33699397
"Won't you color the Scootastrong? (mamado it's like well built) I mean, if you want and can..."

> ponyville replies
> get this
I like squarelight cuble better, but this is good too.
thanks dude!

>>33699471
I'm up for a gaem, but you should probably ask in the chat.

>>33698939
I'd hide my weapons under a big coat and walk up to the main six.

Being ponies, they'll try and chat first. I'll go on about how the myths are bullshit and how humans eat meat, but only things like fish and rabbits instead of ponies.

Seeing as rainbow dash could befriend gilda at one point, they'd understand.

Are you ready to see something horrible happen to Applebloom from the Jappleack's universe?

>If their was a MLP RPG, it would have the same gameplay as Megaman Battle Network.

>>33699103
>me gusta JJ xD

fucking normal people.

>>33699335
>Nebraska

>>33699526
I'm guessing this is the setup for shed.mov.

>>33699526
I don't really care

>>33699509
I am glad you enjoyed that.

>>33699497

>>33699526
I really dont care.

>>33699417
>tiling window manager
>pony on gradient
>minimalistic info bar
>terminal open displaying an IRC channel and distro ascii art
>2mb .png

>>33699564
IMPOSTER

>>33698972
Dash x Male Rarity

>>33698955
Pinkie MUSCLE

>>33699012
>>33699462
That's quite accurate for a doll. It's just that pony turned into a living doll.
However as nice as that picture is, you mixed up the digits. 12 = Rainbow Dash on the internet.

>>33699069
>>33699131
Actually that's Discord x Rarity, you got the digits backwards too.

>>33699084
Rarity x Snips/Snails

>>33699257
MUSCLE MAC
Since this one's already done, you can reroll

>>33699549
you talkin shit about nebraska?

>>33699564
shut up
Unity

>>33698665

>>33699549
Hate all you want but there's no Bronycons for 200 miles here. I'll take that over whatever bourgois fagplace you're from any day.

>>33699581
Yes.
I'm from Colorado. It's my job to talk shit about >Nebraska

>>33699540
>reddit
>normal

Nah. Redditers are like the bronies to 4chan's ponyfags. They act like it's totally fucking ok, when in fact they're being obnoxious bastards.

>calling it scootaman
>not scootasengen

>>33699586
>there are two of these
And an animated version.
Why...

>>33699577
>>33698797
Reroll!

>>33699609
I call it Scootaloofield.

>>33699586
>leaving the overseer alive

shit filly, what the fuck are you doing?

>>33699582
>>33699576
Oh am I not supposed to fucking post that unless I'm a tripnamefagwhatever?

SOOOO SORRY. Didn't realize I was stepping on TOES.

>>33699593
But I love Colorado. Since when do our states hate each other?

Especially when Kansas is right there for both of us to shittalk about.

>>33699572
Get out of here /g/, your desktop sucks.

>>33699609
>Not Scootamamado
Dis nigga srs?

>>33699577
>Pinkie MUSCLE

>>33699561
how hard was it to draw with square guides?
was it a pain in the ass?

>>33699375

I love your spray dude. It fits over mine perfectly.

>>33699590
>broNYcon
>it was close enough to smell the spahgetti
i envy you
can you seriously carry loaded fully automatics out here? even assault rifles?

how much sex can a pony accept?

You wake up on a cold table, you try to move but the only response is a searing pain in your side, it appears they strapped you down. The room looks almost like a hospital room. Noone is around right now.

>>33699628
Didn't realize you were so sensitive there friend. My bad.

>>33699478
Oh, right. Kept thinking I was a horse down. I'm fairly certain I could wring a small, dog-sized horse's neck without trouble. Meat would be sampled to test the mythos 'you are what you eat'.

>>33699479
I'm far from a firearm's expert, as I'm Scandinavian and the most I've shot with are air guns. But if I can't down Twilight and Rainbow with the revolver, I'd had to improvise. As long as Twilight is dead, it'd be a match of physicals, which I have far better chances at than magical.

Applejack would still be a problem, though. Hostage might work. Maybe if I grabbed Fluttershy until I could think of something else ...

>>33698797
GG, what's ponynet? is that ponychan?
Oh god, I'm dumb and confused.

>>33699425

>>33699618
>Snips and Snails get on the internet

>>33699640
I talk shit about Kansas too.

And Utah. And Wyoming. And Texas. And California. And the entire east coast.

I need pics, pics of hooves, forelegs and hindlegs, and how do they bend, for reference.

>>33699680
ponynet=internet.

>>33699671
Thank you.

You see, I'm used to ponychan's hugbox and coming here is scary for me.

>>33699661
I simply wait, and should anyone enter the room, I act like a genuinely humane being

>>33699618
>Snails! Snails! Did you know that there are pictures of mares on the ponynet without any clothes!
>We don't normally wear clothes...

>>33699577
Rolling again then

>>33699577
I guess I'm retarded and can't read lists.

I know even less of how th'fuck I'm gonna do this.

Might just pussy out. Will to draw is minimal.

>>33699661
"Hello?"

>>33699674
I like the hostage idea, but you'd need to have shot Dash first to make your mistake so she couldn't follow you from the sky.

>>33699657
As far as I know, yeah.

>>33699509

you can thank FULL STOP for that one.

he answered it.

also, DOOOOOOOOKS
>>33695019

>>33699697
Small pone sitting.

>>33699697
I made a mistake here, theres a 4th point to bend analogous to our fingers.

>>33699711
>used to ponychan
then stay there faggot

>>33699661
Attempt to locate your sudoku puzzle. You going to finish that shit, and god help any pony that gets in your way

>>33699739
Make your escape*. I have no idea why I said mistake.

>>33699657
depending on state law, yes, if you've paid the proper tax to the ATF.

also: >confusing automatic and select-fire weapons
get a load of this guy

>>33699697
and heres another one. Part of her arm is behind her and you cant see it.

>>33699661
Wriggle and or test ability to move body parts in general toes fingers etc.

>>33699739
>As far as I know, yeah.
holy shit, i hope the police are given as much flexibility

>>33699784
Fuck the police.

>Youtube
>Close youtube tab
>Chrome crashes

The fuck is this shit
it's been fucking pissing me off the past few days

I seriously hope Pinkie Pie is killed off so that I never have to suffer through another one of her episodes again.

Also where the fuck is my Fluttershy episode.

>not outmaneuvering the mane six, who are slowed by Fluttershy, so you can go and rape shit up back in Ponyville while they're searching for you

>>33699661
I try to control my steadily rising boner

And finished this one.

>>33699747
>>33699750
>>33699773
Thanks! I'm trying to understand how those silly pone legs works.

>>33699834
It's a known bug and they're working on a fix. It's really common, don't worry dude.

>>33699649
Not...really. It's a super-static pose at the easiest angle possible (which was deliberate).

>>33699834
Flash is an unstable piece of shit. Happens all the time for me, too.

>>33699784
>believing the police are more knowledgeable about firearms than your average poster on /k/
ishygddt

>>33699726
>Dollified Fluttershy

>>33699834
>chrome

>>33699834
boycott shockwave!

radiskull sucks!

>>33699839
>Fluttershy training as a firefighter

But that's Spitfire.

>>33699661
"Please don't dissect me. I wish to live."

>>33699860
This. It's statistical fact that your average cop has consistently worse accuracy than an active gun owner.

>>33699836
You don't deserve a Fluttershy episode with an attitude like that.

You test the restraints on you. They give a little, but not enough to allow escape. With no other option in mind you start calling out to see if anyone is around. An all white pony with a red cross opens the door

"It's awake, get the girls." she yells behind her. She approaches the table and checks your side.

>>33699836
I'm a Flutterfag too, bro, but...

>wanting Pinkie to die

>>33699900
Scream "RAPE"

>>33699900
Flirt

>>33699846
Rainbutt Datass?

>>33699900
I wish i could make an innocent reply before some fucker yells rape

>>33699900
Delay initiative.

>>33699900
"I don't want to die."

>>33699900
"hello miss, might I ask why I am strapped to a table, and why I was attacked whist attempting to solve a mathematical problem?"

>>33699900
wait until the thread is over you faggot

>>33699850
Look at some skeletons, all vertebrates have pretty much the same bones and thus the same joints.

>>33699930
Rainstink Buttdash

>>33699900
"I am not an it, a thing, or a doohickey! I am not a number! I AM A FREE MAN!

...okay I'm a free man who is currently tied to a bed. Can I have some painkillers please?"

STAPLE PONY IS A SENSITIVE SUBJECT AROUND JJ'S STREAM NOWADAYS

>>33699900
Hold my breath

>>33699836

>not having Fluttershy as best pone and Pinkie Pie as second-best pone

hey guys get a load of this FAGGOT.

>>33699900

"...'It'? I HAVE a name, you know."

derpy is a very ugly pony

>>33699963
>Ask how he knew about Staple Pone
>Get banned
It was fun while it lasted.

flutterquints

>>33699726
Another doll prompt? fair enough, this post also counts as a roll I guess (I'm on an imsomnia roll)

>>33699994
You are as bas as fluttershy.

>>33699994
Bad actress don't get quints

>new pone episode
>Pinkie Pie episode
>Pinkie continues to be pink .
Stop pandering to bronies, assholes.

>>33699992
That's the scary part
"Stapler Pony? Oh yeah, that's the one carrying around a giant stapler on its back"

>>33699994
>>33699999
>>33600000

>>33699900

"Are you gonna rape me or not?"

>>33700004
I like your use of tone

>>33699963
If you don't stop shitposting we're going to have to leave someone in these threads to watch for when you get the idea to "troll" us.

>>33700043
>I don't know how to count

>>33700043
Nigga please
>>33700000

Which pony has the nicest ass

>>33700059

>>33700039
>Stapler Pone is spreading
>"Hey guys look at this crazy oc I totally didn't steal!"
>"Is that a giant stapler on its back? XD"
>"Yeah it's Fluttershy's husband!"

>>33700077

>>33699971
>>33699969
>>33699961
>>33699953
>>33699950
>>33699936
>>33699935
>>33699934
>>33699927
>>33699921


"I'm a man you know, not just an it, a man who WAS free and busy doing an enjoyable puzzle on my own, before some rood ponies decided to break me. So please free me before I get raped or whatever other weird things those other ponies might do when they get back."

Just then the other ponies enter the room, and in a fit of panic you begin holding your breath.

>>33700077

why do people keep asking that question, when the answer is so obvious?

>>33700077
I don't know...

>>33700059
I don't know if I'm being trolled or JJs chat is more autistic than I thought.

>>33700098
Waiting on bated breath, then.

>>33700098

"...You here to finish the job?"

>>33700004
I can't into celestia, so reroll
>>33700047
Thanks

>>33700098
>continue holding breath
>drown

>>33698851
Threw away a couple sketches. Ended with this.

>>33700059
doesn't ponychan have people who stay in the MLPG to help predict raids or something?

>mfw art streams and ponychan are the same thing

>>33700134
hahaha

>>33700103
Dash why is your hand so fucking small.

>>33698797
Time to fail, roll.

>>33700098

>>33700130
>celestia
You got it backwards, it would have been Rarity Rape.

>>33700086
The circle would be complete
A shitty OC thought up and drawn in an alchol haze, becoming a seriously used character

>>33700098
attempt to not panic. That only makes situations worse.

>>33700059
JJ DEFENSE FORCE
ASSSEMBLEEEEEE

>>33700134
IT's like that Marine Fairy from Fairly Odd Parents is clawing his way out of her head or something

>>33700134
waaaat.

>>33700166

>>33700182
>i like scrambling the ponies!

>>33700098

"Evenin', ladies. As much as I enjoy being tied up for the pleasure of seven wonderful mares as yourself, I really must get back to my sudoku."

>>33700169
Oh hey, I misread it again no reroll then.

>>33700103
wtf is that green thing on applejack's ass?

TRUE OR FALSE

if ms, cl, ct, or jj all put in a constant effort to get better at art, and focused on that rather than focusing on mass production of pony art, would you appreciate them more?

i would

>>33700226
A Cutie Mark

>>33700226
Her first fuck was big mac.

>>33700181
JJ DEFENSE RANGER BLUE!

HA!

>>33700226
tattoo of big mac's cutie mark

they are incestuous lovers, you see

>>33700230
Well sure, but that won't happen, so who cares

You continue holding your breath, and for the next minute it's just you and seven ponies in a hospital room staring at each other. Eventually Twilight gets bored and uses her magic to make you breath.

In between gasps of air you manage to spurt out "So, here to finish me?"

The ponies all look confused by your response.

"If we wanted ta kill you, we woulda just done it in the field, not brought ya down to a hospital."

Applejack's strange logic is intriguing, but your lack of a puzzle worries you.

>>33700230

if the drawfags focused less on mass production of pony art, shit would slow down even more than it already is

>>33700242
JJ DEFENSE RANGER YELLOW!

HI-YAH!

>>33700288
Tell Fluttershy I'm in pain, and ask if there's anything they can do about it.

>>33700288
DON'T TAKE MY SEMEN

>>33700288
Bitch dont use your logic on me and give me my sudoku.

>>33700288
Some hospital. My side feel like it's on fire.

>>33700288
If you didn't want to kill me then why did you break my arm and ribs?

>>33700291
Have you ever watched a JJ stream? He churns out like 10 pictures per session. MS is almost as fast. I think they could afford to slow down a bit.

>>33700291
>you will never become a popular artist because you produce new art so fucking slow

>>33700288
MEDIC! I NEED DRUGS.

Pony Morphine Equivalent plz?

>>33700288
ah, in that case do you happen to have my puzzle that I was working on, I would like it back, it keeps me sane.

>>33700288

"Ah, so I'm to be tortured, then. Wonderful."

>>33700296
JJ DEFENSE RANGER BLACK!

Ho!

>>33700288
The fuck. What is this quest doing here.

>>33700335
i could be a pony artist then

>>33700353
Enough guys

Call Rainbow Dash a cunt because they don't plan on killing you yet.

>>33700312
>>33700312
>dont
thats a funny way to spell "please" you have there sparkler

Would you fuck a cute girly colt

Can't wait for that Valentines day episode!

>>33700376
>caramel

how is that even a question?

>>33700376
only if it was big mac

>>33700376
With the force of a thousand suns.

>>33700393

>big mac
>girly

nigga what

>>33700364
JJ DEFENSE RANGER NINJA TURLTE!

GIMMIEABREAK!

>>33700382
THEY WERE STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER IN THE LAST ROUNDUP

CANON OTP

>>33700382
>neverfuckingmet.jpg

AKA, 'Idon'twatchtheshow.jpg'.