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Fifteen books.

She would have gone higher but she got distracted by reading.

twilight didn't even waste time making friends all her childhood, why would she waste it making forts out of her books instead of reading them? shit, get it together

>>33687574
> implying the Library isn't home to her "most amazing fort yet!"
> implying she didn't install the new lighting rod to protect her amazing book fort

Full Stop, I'm sorry not all of us eat caviar and lobsters for dinner.

EXCUSE ME FOR BEING NOT YOU!

FAGGOT

no apples left behind.

I'd imagine at least 6 or 7. Probably all made when she was studying and learning magic.

The one for old times sake in ponyville.

>>33687620
I don't eat caviar and lobsters either. I just have some cash in the bank from the internship I had over the summer. EMC way overpays their interns, boy howdy.

>>33687620
> caviar and lobsters
Just remember, you eat one raw and you boil the other.
If you mix up the two, you're in for a terrible dinner.

What do you think is the most expensive cuisine in Equestria? How often do you think Rarity eats it?

>>33687625
This is the cutest.

Twilight doesn't make book forts. Books don't work that way.

>>33687603
You fucked up ANOTHER marking?

You are the fucking worst DD you really are!

Okay, I'm sorry, you're pretty swell no hard feelings?

>>33687592
>ink
I can't assure you it's gonna be good, but what do you have in mind?

>>33687626
>The one for old times sake in ponyville.

You mean she made one in Ponyville after moving there?

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

TWOILIGHT SPORKLE!

>>33687653
I'm still not sure how that last one was a fuckup...

>>33687625
>This will never happen in the show

>megasweet stops drawing porn
>says he found religion
>disappears from the fandom forever

>Thread 404'd after this
Just when things were getting interesting

>>33687666
Just give it a look DD

>>33687670
wat

>>33687652
Pillow forts are better.

How else do you explain the umpteen pillows Twilight had lying around for her sleepover? She LOVES pillow forts.

Who is your favourite pone?

I like Sweetie Belle. She's adorable and the voice cracks just seal the deal.

Magnifique!

>>33687657
This:
>>33687483
But not /that/ one. Let me just change a few things here and there and I'll get back to you.

Thanks in advance.

>>33687673
>What's the reason, Leth? Looks like a perfectly normal thread from where I sit... Maybe a little more porn than usual, but we've marked porn dumps before...

>>33687659
>>33687574
This is fucking HNNNNNGGG

>>33687659
I can't smile. I smiled too much and now I have smile cancer.

>>33687658

She seems like the kind who would get bored and do something she used to do as a kid.

>>33687670
>>33687672
FUCK YES RARITY YOU ARE THE BEST PONY

>>33687667
>this will never happen in the show
;___;

>>33687672
I deleted it because Leth made one.

>>33687698
Smile cancer is best cancer Jesus

>>33687670
Small victory in an universe scale war.

>>33687679

I can't decide between pink and purple pone.

Now, where was I? Oh right... Hold me you filthy peasant, anon.

>>33687703
>Arnold and helga will never be half naked crack addicts

Okay.

>>33687703
........
Who the fuck would Helga and Arnold be?

Twilight and.....

>>33687703
Doubly so, because the pilot script for "The Patackis" very explicitly state Arnold's moved away from New York City and had a huge falling out with Helga. The show was heavily implied to be Helga moving on and growing up.

>>33687662
what the fuck man

>>33687670

What?

>>33687711
Thank you, anon. I appreciate your discretion, and am sorry I didn't notice yours before posting mine.

>>33687718
I'm in the same situation, bro. They're both fantastic pones.

>>33687698

>jesus has smile cancer

>>33687730
no you idiot.
RD and Billy

>>33687725
> implying animators didn't make this just to see how many bronies would die of blood loss through self-mutilating masturbation

>>33687713
But it's malignant! And it's already started to spread. The doctor said I'll be dead within the week. Not even sending me free stuff can stop it.

>>33687679
Your favorite pone is total shit and you should feel bad for liking her. Same goes for anyone who has a favorite that doesn't match my favorite.

>>33687740
Fuck off you condescending bitch.

>>33687680
Suddenly a mysterious mare appears. “To some she is but a madmare, a malison, a manic masked marauding maverick only masquerading as hero, but in truth leaving not but a mire of mayhem and melancholy in her wake. No magnanimous minister of righteousness, but a mistake, a malefactor, a mere moron making mockery of justice, liberty, and the multitude of ideals held by the moral and the magniloquently just!”

>>33687752
At least at your funeral people will say you looked so happy

>>33687744
Why choose when you can ship them-

Oh wait right those two make absolutely no fucking sense together.

Carry on.

Captcha says HEAT ICECKP. I guess that's the answer.

>>33687767

Well that wasn't very nice.

>>33687751
And we do so willingly.

>>33687752
But you will die smiling! You'll leave a happy body and people can smile in your funeral

>>33687767
>condescending
that word
I don't think it means what you think it means

>>33687771
"Here lies Jebus, he died looking like The Joker"

>>33687725
OH YES RARITY TAKE ME TO A WORLD IVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE

>>33687769
No seriously where's my gangrape fic of this

>>33687746
that fucking face is amazing.

>>33687784
rarity looks kind of fat

>>33687740
It's just another op image, I don't mind.

>>33687769
“…Oh but she is more. Much, much more.
In truth, she is a mirror. A monstrous reflection of this malefic city. A maven. Appearing only in midnight – never morning – she maps the missteps of those malevolent miscreants who merrily partake in malicious acts of murder and massacre: whose messy misconduct fill mortuaries with countless mourning mothers. She marks those who worship money and the material, taking note the magnitude of their many misdeeds.

>>33687809
Shut the fuck up, you've been spamming Scratch shit the whole day

I'm looking for someone who is good at making awesome spawn buildings in Minecraft. I am willing to pay you 30 bucks.

>fapping to the show
If anything fap to the porn of the show. But how do you fap to the show?

>>33687816
"In darkness she watches them, monitoring their motion under Luna’s morose moon. And from the shadows she does materialize, manifesting as if by some magic. Her mission? Modification. To mold this misshapen miasma of mangled villainy into something manageable. A meeting place of much mirth, mayhap?"

>>33687801
BAHAHA WAT

Fuck you anon that's absurd as shit.

Oh god so bulgy.

>>33687828

You just gotta cherry pick those plot shots and wait for Tabitha or Nicole to talk.

>>33687828

with their hands

>>33687823
It has been several people.

f-friday night m-m-mother fuckers...

That's it I'm leaving and I'm taking all the poni with me.

>>33687857
No! Let me rape it first

>>33687839
"Ah but to carry out this magnificent plan, this monumental milestone in virtuous musing, she must be merciless. And It is with miraculous might that she hounds those markedly responsible; sending the masses of criminal masterminds to meet their makers. With no mild, minor, or meek frame of mind does she seek to cast out the myriad of those malignant manipulative mischievous perpetrators of malice, murk, and every method, mode, and medium of vile misbehavior!”

>>33687853
>Using your hands to masturbate
>Not using your magic

Oh wait a filthy earth pony wouldn't know shit about that

>>33687857
you must have to squat to mount that pony, what a pain in the ass

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/240/266/373.png

This is all your fault Joseco

>>33687684
Oh, sure man!

Just be aware that I suck at inking

Stop masturbating already.

>>33687848
I think he wants a primer. It's simple. Line up the scene you want to cum to, edge until you're about to burst, and spurt everywhere just as Rarity whines that certain way.

That scene in the cave groaning with the Diamond dogs around? Priceless.

>>33687847
well what do you think about THIS?

Would you a life-long marital relationship with Rarity?

FART FART FART FART FART!!!

You're all smelling my farts now

>>33687848
>Celestia's voice
oh god yes

>>33687620
>caviar for dinner
Caviar is a breakfast dish, you barbarian.

>>33687856
I kinda feel like heading to YE OLDE PUB for a couple, yet it's like I'm glued to my seat.

Help?

Are there any drawfags willing to draw my request?

I'd like to see Twilight looking eagerly at one of those really old books they keep in glass cases because they are so fragile while another pony is walking with keys to unlock the case.

>>33687877
“Her fury is a maelstrom. She means to maul. To maim. The motive and motivation of her movement is matchless, stalwart, and cannot be made mutable, nor malleable. Not until this morbid city has been medicated of its malady, its malaise...
...Ha, ha, ha, but listen to me carrying on. I’ve forgotten my manners. You must find my incessant morass of methodical and meticulous mulling more than a mite mundane – so please allow me to conclude by saying it is has been most marvelous to make your acquaintance, and that you may call me the Mysterious Mare-Do-Well.”

>>33687901

isn't it a bit early to think about that?

>>33687901
shes too good for.

>>33687901
You have to REALLY like being a 'gardener' to a 'flower' to deal with someone that high-maintenance. You'd be her butler as much as her life partner.

>>33687924

>>33687900
wat

>>33687887

>>33687857

You forgot applebloom

>>33687901
She would never appreciate you, treat you like dirt in the way only a classy woman can... But OH GOD YES!

>>33687901
No, but I would with Twilight

>>33687935
What if you got her a butler? Or would she start having affairs with the butler then?

>>33687951
Bingo.

>>33687924

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KCDctk3UMY

>>33687933
>>33687924

>>33687909
>Not ye olde pube

>carnifex is charging $90 per porn commission

>>33687999
>not the all nathan version

>>33687999

gently you insert a finger, feeling her muscles tighten down on it. then another...rhythmically you're sliding them in and out. you explain to her that she isn't going to pee, it's called an orgasm.

"ah...ah...can't hold it no more!" she's lost in ecstasy and when she does cum, your hand is covered in her apple-flavored juices and she does pee a little but you don't mind.

I'm about to go out with my "normal" friends. They can never know about us, my fufu. If they knew I would be ostracized and ridiculed endlessly, so we have to keep this a secret, however much it hurts... forever...

>>33687957
> affairs with the butler
Well. I mean.
She DOES like bossing people around.

>>33688019
That's better.

>>33687997
RULES:
- 2 characters maximum, no background
- paypal only
- no crossovers
- no humans
- no gore
- no rule34 - i'm okay with implying things, but no naughty parts or otherwise explicit things. bondage is fine.
- ocs - i'm ok with drawing ocs. provide reference! (personal suggestion: don't make them too complicated) i will not draw ocs that don't belong to yourself without their respective owners' permission.
- background characters - provide reference!
- i reserve the right to decline commission requests


PRICES:

sketch - $20 usd
lineart - $35 usd
full colour/shading - $70 usd - single character $55 usd


that's loadsa rules and loadsa money

>>33687935
I don't understand why people see Rarity as a needy person who needs to have her every desire and quirk fulfilled. Obviously she is a high maintanance lady who won't put up with your average slob but painting her out to be on the level of a toddler needing service is pretty silly too.

>>33688022
Your writing style is atrocious and unerotic, please reconsider what you are doing and if you're still enthusiastic, do it better in a medium more suited for storytelling.

>>33687901

Not really. She's a great pony and all, but I don't know how well we could really get along over time.

Twilight, on the other hand...

>there will never be a Twaifufic series on par with preggity

>>33688026
>my fufu

What.

>>33688048
I'd hit that Pinkie so hard
Hnnnnng

>>33688037

he forgot.

>no items
>fox only
>final destination

>>33688051

everyone keeps talking about that fic
but the implications of a pregnant rarity makes me hesitant to investigate

>>33688051
>that feel
I wish I could kill sanguinius and take his powers

Anyone hear about how skoon was B'AWWWWWing about how people said he was a sick fuck at bronycon?
http://datcatwhatdances.tumblr.com/post/16477357339/i-dont-think-i-want-to-go-to-bronycon-anymore
Why can't that happen to more of the shit artists?

>>33688043
> toddler needing service
I don't think anyone would reasonably suggest that, but she WOULD be pretty fussy about things being just-so, and she defers to Opal "to be a dear and do X, Y, and Z."

If you're not prepared to help her on her projects until they're completed without complaint after a long day at work, well

You may want to consider other romantic options.

>>33688051
How did the RD Twilight arc end in that by the way?

>>33688051
Link me to this twaifu preggity fic pleez?

>>33688072
There's a lot of fat-fetish in it, but the rest of the stuff is well written enough to more than compensate. I goddamn wish I could write anywhere close.

>>33688072
You're just afraid of that kind of commitment with your fictional horse waifu

I am so glad i bailed just before that last thread.
What has been happening today?

>>33688087
It didn't, and was split off into another story which he's writing. Slowly.

>>33688048

>that fucking horsehead mask

god dammit, i laugh every goddamn time i see it.

ive got to get me one.

How mad do you have to be to manually spam threads? How silly.

>>33688113
DO NOT EVER POST THAT PIC AGAIN!

>>33687807
you mean squeezable
>>33687823
and you've been fucking bitching all goddamn day you little bitch jesus christ

>>33688111
Ah.

>>33688117
Wait, there's spam in here?

>>33688022

>apple-flavored juices

If you were given a chance to conduct a mass shooting at the next bronycon:
>Who would you bring with you
>What guns would you use

>>33688080
>Fan of the fandom
>leech
>giant faggot

I want to pour salty lemon juice in that wound to make sure he never returns.

>>33687670
I'd need sauce for that.

>>33688072

Me too.

I ended up just skimming over the erotic parts because I genuinely liked the story.

>>33688073

>that feel when I will probably never read Unicorn Diaries because while reading Preggity I felt genuinely jealous with Twilight being in a relation with Rainbow Dash

>>33688080
I don't know much about this, but I now derive much of what I understand of Skoon from this latest post.

>>33688143
There there, let autie rarity take care of you, filthy sub-race earth filly.

>>33687891

Oh no, penis stop it! Don't you dare! ...Too late...

All we need now is >henderson_castration_tools.flv

>>33688156
AA12 with dragons breath i suppose. Don't kill me /k/ i know nothing of guns and i do not even play shooters.

>>33688180
hah
>auntie

>>33688081
One of the reason Rarity really does get my attention over the other ponies as a character is her strong personality and motivation. Personality wise her two biggest faults; being prim-and-proper and being a perfectionist, don't really bother me as such. It's her self-confidence and "knowing what she wants" that cover up all those faults.

Also I have a thing for girls who enjoy being in social situations and creating large social networks. I guess I get that from my mother.

>>33688170
>that feel when you think Dash is good enough for Twilight albeit obviously second-best to myself and would rather see her happy now than waiting forever
I'm still jealous, but... she deserves better than waiting for someone who'll never come

>>33688089
Preggity is a Rarity waifufic, not Twaifufic.

http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/288

If you're looking for Twaifufics, look for Twi and me and stuff by TAW and BDNFatlus.

>>33687890
Awesome, thanks!

Y si eres bueno entintando, y mucho. No te hagas wey. ;V

Which pony gets shipped the least? first I thought Rarity or Fluttershy, but then I thought Twilight or Applejack...

>>33688135
Scuttlelo looks a little off there.

>>33688080
Good

>>33688156
Snuke.

>>33688193
>AA12 with Dragons breath

Dragon's breath requires manual reloading due to the time it lasts in the chamber. If it's shot and ejected like ordinary rounds you'd just end up hurting yourself.

>>33688170
>Implying twidash isn't the best ship
>Implying they would mind you joining in

>watching moe
>2012
Hell, >ever. Why people even feel a need for something like this? I just cannot comprehend you, ponyfags.

> wake up with scabs and bits of skin missing on your body
> find this under your bed

>>33688239
>2012
>Not knowing what moe is

>>33688225
>Twilight x Dash x Me
oh gosh. Down, boy. Both of those cartoon horses are highly attractive.

>>33688223
I was going for the burn down the building with all inside angle, and flamethrowers strike me as hard to use. But whatever.

>>33688225
>TwiDash

>>33687574
>>33687659
Twilight loves all forts.

>>33688239

>>33688255
This is getting tiresome.

>>33688176
It's not a particularly bad post. If people start freaking out and bitching at you, over something that's no real big deal, I could understand why he doesn't want to hang out with them any more.

>>33688225

No, I can't. I want Twilight's love to belong to myself, and myself only.

Then again, if due to the relatively lack of males and to mirror horse behaviour ponies end up forming harems with a male, I wouldn't mind

>>33688156
>Bring minigun to next bronycon
>Shoot up and down the halls
>Blood everywhere
>Get to conference hall and see Seth
>He mutates into a creature of faggotry
>FINAL BOSS MODE ACTIVATE
>Kill him
>Save Faust and escape with jetpack
>Explosion behind us with blood, guts, semen, and spaghetti everywhere

>>33688180

No, thanks

>>33688247
Flamethrowers aren't very hard to use, just heavy. Oh, and make sure you aren't firing into the wind.

>>33688246
>Twilight x Dash x Me
"I'm not really sure how to do this--"
"I am, move over baby, lemme show you."
"Dash, uh, this is all a little forward-"
"Unzip the pants and get ready some pegasus pounding, two-legs."
WHY BONER, WHY?!

Applebloom is a pretty pony.

>>33688279
John de Lancie is your sidekick.

Well at least his manuel spam wasn't completely pointless

I at least found something out of th hoard of megasweet stuff he posted to colour to pass the time

;_;

>>33688156
Can I use any gun I want or only those I could realistically get?

>>33688261
That... that may be too many Twilights.

>>33688291
I would rather use a shotgun that burns people than a massive jet of flame in an enclosed space to be honest.

>>33688261
>TwiFort

>>33688156
>Serious Sam
>Every single one

>>33688295

I wholeheartedly agree.

>>33688301
I thought that was supposed to be loli Flutershy?

>>33688278
If you can't love her for who she loves, you do not love her at all

>>33688301
> Diamond Tiara is forced to wear her bunny costume home
> Filthy asks her to bring 'tea service' into his ... study
> They chuckle about their day, all the while she shifts uncomfortably on the cold leather chair opposite her father
> "Come sit on my lap, sweetheart, and let's share some of this fancy ... grown-up wine. It's made with Zap Apples."

WHAT THE FUCK AM I TYPING WHAT IS THIS GODDMAN IT MEGASWEET GODDAMN YOU.

>>33688261
Superior sniper

>>33688335
...It was, but I'm okay with this change.

>>33688301
>Tiara
>Tiara
>Tiara
>Tiara
>Tiara
>Tiara

SHIT NIGGA WAT U DOEN

>>33688301
Someone give that girl a robe.

>>33688278
She can love you like a husband, and love Dash like a friend. Different kinds of love, but she still wants to show her appreciation to both of you.

>>33688341
No boner no!

>>33688261
That is an accurate depiction of 2 fort

>>33688341
Repressed childhood memories ahoy!

>>33688343
>Huntsman

>>33688292
>that feel when you wish you had the spare time to just take writing requests on a whim again rather than having to squeeze a few hours of writing where you can get it

>Megasweet continues to be a pederast
Nothing to see here, move along.

>>33688347
> velveteen robe
> greets Silver Spoon at the door, still in the bunny suit
> "D-diamond?!" she sputters.
> Diamond sighs, eyes lowering to the floor, "Yeah I know, it's dumb-"
> "I-I can't believe you actually read my letter, I mean it was just a silly thing I thought of at camp and I-I thought you didn't like me like that-" Silver Spoon gushed, drawing closer, eyes shining, hungry.
> "... What letter?"

And with that, the Zap Apple harvest helped a family bond and ruined a friendship forever.

>>33688366
>Amnesia Pone

Fuck yeah

>>33688354
>that feel when you discover you know what about yourself
>it is a very bad feel

>>33688341

>>33688336
>>33688351

I-I suppose. Still, all those Twidash scenes made me feel ridiculously uneasy

>being jelly over a fictional cartoon horse

I do believe I've reached a new tier of autism

As I said earlier then, do you think the last episode can be topped? I thought it was easily the best so far.

>>33688366
I bought the game on day 1, played for 15 minutes and uninstalled.
It's still sitting in my steam list, taunting me.

>>33688290
Sweedie Bewwe is dead...

>>33688380
says the pedophile who likes My Little Pony

>>33688380
Whats a pedarest?

>>33688393
Oh god I laughed.
I really need to stop reading these threads with anyone else around.
> no one must know my secret dot avi

>>33688080
what doll blog, the one with the cum?

>>33688331
Would you take her on adventures, ending with you and her lying on your backs and giggling as you look at the stars above?

>>33688418
Shut the fuck up applebloom

>>33688400
>that feel
I wish I wasn't jealous of cartoon horses, but here we are.

>>33688400
You did. Welcome to MLPG

>>33688400
It's called having a waifu son.
/a/ has been practicing this custom for almost half a decade already.

>>33688422
is this KM?

>>33688400
I like all of the main six, a lot, its quite out of control and my first ever experience of waifuism. What the fuck did MLP do to me?

>>33688418
A kind of arm chair.

>>33688421
>>33688421
Yeah, that's the one

>>33688422
I'd just like to see her running around, being herself.

Real kids won't ever be that cute, what the fuck nature seriously?

>>33688343
Huh.
What class would AJ be?
Except for engineer.

>>33688412
You have no evidence of that claim.

>>33687961
Actually, this is what mini ponies look like

That are super fat

>>33688449
Personally I think it's mostly because I never bothered guarding myself against it. Like, other shows, if I found myself getting a little too attached I'd easily keep it in check. I never bothered with this, because they're cartoon horses. Then it grew too strong to push back. Now I have a crush on a cartoon horse.

>>33688444

No, being a former /a/ user in aeons past I have had many animu waifus, but I have never had feels so autistic and strong for anything but Twilight Sparkle.

>>33688444
Pic related.
>There will never be official pony dakimakura ;___;

>>33688472
The argument that MS is a pederast because he draws loli is as valid an argument that grown men who watch MLP are pedophiles.

>>33688080
Who the fuck is he?

>>33688487
>have had many animu waifu
You don't deserve her you slut

>>33688463
Yeah, I wouldn't want to stifle her. But I would love to fall asleep assuring her that she'll get her cutie mark.

>>33688491

I don't see the connection. Try again.

>>33688491
Except MS is actually producing material that in some countries is considered child pornography.

>>33688497
He's the guy who had the blog with the semen covered pony dolls.

MLPG, How fucked up am I that I want:
>To be best friends with the CMC
>Play with them and go along on their adventures
>Hug them and hold them in my arms
>And when their in bed I would Tuck them in, sing a lullaby and kiss them goodnight?

>>33688491
Except that it isn't. Give up now.
>I watch this show which was primarily aimed at kids but it's fairly entertaining
vs
>I draw porn of children (for other people or whatever his excuses are)

>>33688483
I'm not sure i would have wanted to prevent it in hindsight.

>>33688487
she's just so... perfectly imperfect. She's not an idealised woman, and she's not geared for sex appeal intentionally, but everything she does feels so right. Even her breakdowns, I just want to be there for her. To take her seriously and tell her everything'll be okay, we can fix this. We can fix anything, together.

;_;

>>33688483

Opposite for me, I think. I regarded the MLP community as the average /v/ user does long ago, and when I got curious enough to try it I swore if I ended up liking it I'd just enjoy it as a show. No going into MLP threads, no waifus, no fapping to ponies, no making shitty fanfiction. And the repression only made the urges stronger.

I've broken all of these vows already.

>>33688509
You're actual a fan of a little girl's cartoon and some people think that makes you a pedophile.

>>33688513
Not fucked up at all. I'd love watching over them.

>>33688491
Wait... wuh...
The actual fuck...
So... if...
wuh...
HOW FUCKING RETARDED ARE YOU?

>>33688509
like this?

>>33688513
Your parenting instincts are trying to kick in.
Fight against them or in time you'll have a real mustard dispenser in your hands.

>>33688491

>pederast MS fan tries to make an excuse for his sick fuckery

MLPG TEACH ME HOW TO DRAW A HAND

>>33688513
Um...

Well no more fucked up than some people in here, but aren't you a little old to be 'best friends' with a group of precutescent foals?

>>33687574

>>33688541
> mustard dispenser
Huh?

>>33688539
I'm not retarded. I'm pointing out how retarded scootanon is.

>>33688513
I'd also like to sing a duet with Sweetie.

>>33688406
man The Best Night Ever was best episode

>>33688513

>>33688546
Go away Lyra

>>33688513
You're pretty normal and should be proud of not wanting to screw underage ponies.

But that's just my opinion.

>>33688545
>Calling others suck fucks
>While posting in a thread full of people masturbating to cartoon horses

God the stink of 18 to 35 year old male loser is powerful in here.
Jesus christ, I want to holocaust every single mlp fan sooooooooo badly.

>>33688524
y... yeah. As bittersweet as it is, at least I have feels rather than the sea of apathy I was before.

My god, i really am Ponychan.

>>33688552
Have you ever seen what baby shit looks like?

>>33688546
Step 1: Take hoof
Step 2: Add fingers
Step 3: You have hand

>>33688546

draw a circle with 5 sausages

>>33688512
oh right.

surely being called a sick fuck comes with territory of ejaculating on little girls toys

>>33688551
TOOO MUCH FUCKING CUTEMDAOFAKF<QFKAOWEFSN

>>33688513
You bastard, it's a trap to get Sweetie Belle to sing like a black woman!

>>33688545
>pedophile MLP fan thinks denial is a river in Egypt.

>>33688562

>>33688575
Hold me anonymous.

>>33688513
I know that feel

The CMCs make me wish I wasnt an only child. I'll never be a big brother

>>33688535
That's about as valid as saying that people who enjoy spongebob are pedophiles. "People saying" is not a point. It proves that you're stupid who has no idea what's he talking about though. Not to mention that these people are a fucking minority if you don't count those who are like /v/ and make up whatever they can just so they can hate on something.

>>33688567
holocaust isn't a verb, you dodo.

>>33688562
BUT I WANT TO DRAW PAUL CORRECTLY AND I ALWAYS MESS UP ON THE HANDS

>>33688578
>>33688577
THAT DOESN'T DO IT

>>33688579
We all like pony porn. Masturbating isn't really that much of a deviation, considering.

>>33688580
The first thing I noticed was that the molecules are green and purple.

>>33688566
>>33688590

Go back to jacking to lolies, sick fucks, you're not welcome here.

>>33688567
Guilty as charged.
I wish I was the little girl.
Then I could watch pony cartoons everyday without people judging me.

>>33688557
Except that you're the retard and he's not

>whenever I see the colors of pink and yellow together I think of Fluttershy

Fuck you MLPG this is all your fault goddammit

>>33688598
http://www.anticz.com/handtut.htm

>>33688591
I would taunt Lyra with my hands. I'd hambone, snap my fingers, flip a coin

Just reminder her everyday what I have and what she does not

>>33688593
but you're not that glorious purple cute pony, and you'll never tilt your head back and rest your horn against my shoulder while you nuzzle under my chin while I read to you

>>33688557
>Watch children's cartoon
>People call you a pedophile
>Draw porn of children getting fucked
>You actually are a pedophile
Also, I apparently am Scootanon.
I have pictures of more than one pone, you know.

>>33688602
> we all like pony porn
I think that's different from marginally accepting that it exists and/or faintly enjoying sexually charged images and scenarios.

Still haven't fapped to pony, though some of those Celestia texts ...

>>33688567
Damn, you chose a very good moment to come up with that sentence.

>>33688596
>"people saying" is not a point

No shit, sherlock. That's my point. "Some countries outlaw loli" does not mean MS is a pederast. They're equally stupid arguments.

>>33688456
>>33688512
you know what is desired

>>33688617
>whenever i see the colours of spike i think of piccolo dick

>>33688605
Thanks doc I needed that.

>>33688617
Name one good time that isn't Fluttershy where Pink and Yellow go together

>>33688609
I'm trans so it stands to say that I am okay this way?

>>33688633
New here?

>>33688623
You'd be doing her a favor, she loves it all
and a reason to snap and rip your arms off

>>33688650
A chinese having sex

>>33688529

I believe this is what attracts me to all the characters. They aren't sexualised, just treated as... people, with all the flaws that come with them. They might be stock personalities, but at the same time they're executed well enough to really make them relatable and seem alive.

Which is why I rage whenever someone compares FiM to K-ON or Lucky Star, those pieces of shit have nothing but cardboard cutouts for characters played completely straight to pander to fanbases resembling bronies, oddly enough.
I would personally compare FiM to Azumanga Daioh, or perhaps I daresay even Haibane Renmei

>>33688650
You ask the impossible.

>>33688627
I would be if i could be.

>>33688623

>>33688633
>Celestia
so uh, if like, I was, and I'm not saying I am, but if I was, interested in Celestia in non-platonic ways, uh, what fics should Ir ead?

>>33688633
Actually, most of us do fap to pony porn.

>>33688636
Actually, it pretty much does.

>>33688636
Fine, explain why does MS draw 10 year old children being fucked raw by horses.

>>33688617
It always happens with anything popular. Remember how "Dancing with Smurfs" arrived in theaters and you couldn't mention the word "avatar" without revoking the memories? In time it will fade.

>>33688622
THIS LOOKS GOOD, THANKS

>>33688567
I'm trying to picture this
>Soldiers break into white suburbia, raiding basements
>thousands of unwashed, hairy fat men are loaded into cattle cars
>their pony paraphernalia are taken from them, crying
>in camps, prisoners desperately try to get their pony fix by carving crude toys out of rock and wood
>then worst of all, they are brought into the shower rooms
>they really are showers

>>33688692
90% of MLP faps to pony porn. And the other 10% lie about it.

Is it wrong that I want to hug Celestia and Luna/NNM?

>>33688686

TAW's Her Radiant Dawn.

http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/735

>>33688681
>>33688666
I bet if I scratched her ears with my fingers she'd explode

>>33688671
Yeah, that's pretty much it. There is no sexualisation or objectification, or fanservice, or anything like that. They're archetypes, yes, but they're still characters. And I want to make them happy.

>>33688655
I've been considering transitioning for a while now but I'm afraid I'm too fat and way too male-bodied to ever pass or be a good woman.

It's ... kind of nice to know there are out trans people out there.

>>33688705
clearly for the artistic value!

>>33688705
Explain why you like MLP if not for luring small girls into your van for the purposes of raping them?

>>33688650
Easter eggs

>>33688728
She'd orgasm. Right there in your hand. Loudly. Everyone would look. She says she'll bite you if you stop.

>>33688705
2 deep 4u

>>33688739
Explain why you like carrots if not for the purpose of shoving them into your anal cavity and calling yourself the Queen of Carrotopia?

>>33688739
Shut the fuck up Iris

>MLPG discussing pedophilia
THINGS THAT AREN'T ALLOWED TO BE DISCUSSED IN MLPG:
1. PONY
2. RELIGION
3. POLITICS
4. PEDOPHILIA

you can't know that, you can only speak for yourself

and doesn't pederast just mean you like little boys

>>33688665
Been here since last March. Not a single fap given.

pony crossing, need feedback

should it be a "you are a pony moving to ponyville" or "you are a human turned pony that wakes up in a carriage headed to ponyville"

>>33688788
You are a pony in ponyville.

>>33688718
>that feel when now you've read that you want more
Goddamnit fuck you guys Celestia is so pretty
why is there not more

>>33688760
Bonbon: "I'll have what she's having."

>>33688705
1. Pushing boundaries is fun, regardless of what everybody else thinks.
2. Has he actually done them getting fucked? I've only seen the Sweetie blowjob.

>>33688739
This is how retarded you sound
>>33688776

>>33688739
Nah, fuck it, your trolling is really weak now. It's no fun, next time try to come up with something that's less absolutely fucking lazy.

>>33688788
>human turned pony that wakes up in a carriage headed to ponyville

This.

I can be the Marked One of Ponyville

>>33688788
ponae

Oh MS apologists, you so silly with your flimsy arguments. How about you end it now, pedos, your life is of no worth to anyone.

>>33688788
>"you are a human turned pony that wakes up in a carriage headed to ponyville"

What is this, an Elder Scrolls game?

>>33688809

That's the point, dipshit.

This:

>>33688739
>>33688776

is how retarded

>>33688705

sounds

I'm too lazy to read the entire thread. So MS is going full CP now?

>>33688714
>>33688692
tell me I've been trolled swami

>>33688833
Its clearly an animal crossing game.

>>33688731

Yeah. I just wanted to punch everyone in Lucky Star and K-ON, but Azumanga and Haibane provided me with waifus of all sorts, like FiM does for me now.

Any /a/nimu friends around? Would you agree or disagree with my statement?

>>33688739
Evading the question with a counter question is pretty weak, just saying.

>>33688806
>Recognize it was a joke
>Reach over and scritch behind her ears anyway when she's not looking
>it works

>>33688841
No, he just draws loli occasionally and fimchan decided to make a big deal out of it so he's got a passworded tumblr exclusively for that content.

>>33688853
> scritch behind the ears
> part of the reason two-leg/four-leg couplings are frowned upon is the intense sexual gratification of both partners.

>>33688839
But there's a difference between buying carrots and posting pictures of carrots shoved up your ass.

>>33688733
Unfortunately I'm not even fully out of the closet, but in the near future is where my hope I shall deposit.

>>33688828
Alright, let's all commit sudoku together. After all, we're all in MLPGs, and thus we're all pedophiles.

>>33688850
a rhetorical question isn't evading

>>33688864
Whoa dude

I just want to scratch a pony

And maybe make a green one feel bad for not having hands

>>33688868
And there's a same difference between drawing loli and being a pedophile.

>>33688868
And there's a difference between shoving carrots up your ass and drawing pictures of carrots shoved up people's asses.

>>33688853
>You realize that human hands have an effect like this on all ponies, bringing them to orgasm with a mere touch regardless of their wishing.

>>33688848
It's a character driven show with zero to little of what is usually considered traditional otaku pandering, and the girls dont just sit around being cute.

So I guess I can agree with you on that.

Don't you just hate Egophiliac and her Tia/Woona stuff?

>>33688853
>that feel when after the first orgasm they settle down into a complacent state of mindless pleasure
>that feel when you start charging for it and become the richest person in ponyville

>>33688807
If drawing CP doesn't make you a pedophile then nothing does apart from fucking children. It would qualify as pushing the boundaries if it was 1-2 pictures, but he's drawn a ton of pictures with the CMC and I've yet to see one that wasn't sexualizing them.

>>33688872

That's so clever, pedo

>>33688898
Celly is a superior nickname.

>>33688886
So you're saying you're a rapist because you have a rape fetish.

If Spike can get Celestia and Luna to submit to him by scratching behind their ears couldn't he easily become ruler of equestria?

>>33688833
i was thinking about celestia standing in for K.K. in the opening bits
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd76fKRRijk#t=16s
giving you the "YOU A PONY NOW" rundown.
then you wake up in the back seat of a carriage to ponyville, the carriage driver asks all your details, basically like the wild world opening

>>33688909
Actually, I think we might be on the same side of the argument.

>>33688883
Do tell, what is that difference? Can you name it? That's what I've been asking you. Maybe you can convince me that drawing tons pictures of children having sex is not pedophilia.

>>33688907
We can't all be geniuses, pedo.

raped any little girls today?

>>33688908
I like Celly and Cel too

>>33688602
I only like show accurate pics,speak for yourself

>>33688686

also A Date with A Princess by Hotsauce

http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/599

>>33688883
>>33688886
The main difference being that one is for people too scared to shove carrots up their ass due to rectal damage and the 1972 anti-carrot-sodomy laws.

>>33688901
Nah. Free ear scritchies if someone asks.

Unless it gets out of hand, of course, then I might have to figure something out. A schedule, maybe.

>>33688906
>If drawing CP doesn't make you a pedophile then nothing does apart from fucking children.

protip: fucking children is actually what makes you a pedophile

MS draws lesbians, that doesn't make him a lesbian.

>>33688901
>Put Ice Pack out of work
>Celestia is a frequent clients

Everything went better then expected

>>33688886
You know, actually, there's not much of a difference. A little bit, yes, but not much. Either way you have a thing for carrots being shoved into people's asses.

>>33688937
Fantastic.

>>33688908
Celly is best nickname.

>>33688945
I thought MS was a man?

Can you take a break from discussing what is pedophilia and what is not and repost the link to that mylittlehumanconfessions tumblr that was posted in here one or two days ago?

>>33688945
>drawing lesbians doesn't make you a lesbian
...So all my training was for nothing?

>>33688927

You sound upset. Don't like it when someone calls you out on your sick fuckery?

>>33688915
>that feel when Equestria has been in the pocket of the griffon kingdom for generations

>>33688945
It means he has a thing for lesbians.

>>33688923
You aren't a rapist unless you have raped someone surely?
You aren't a child molester until you have molested a child.
You are a pedo if you have sexual attraction towards children.

>>33688945
No.
Fucking children makes you a child molester.
Being attracted to children is pedophilia.
You can be a rape fetishist without being a rapist, too.

>>33688945
Drawing a subject means that you're interested in the subject enough to devote ~1 hour of your life to creating a visualization of it. He's not drawing pedophilia. He's drawing naked children.

>>33688977
So yes, we are on the same side of the argument.

>>33688965
Not really. I mean, how are you going to get butthurt by being called a pedo, when that person is himself a pedo?

>>33688970
No, griffons have no control. They go to scratch an ear and the ear ends up getting cut off by their razor sharp talons