>rape

>rape

SHE SAID SHE SAID ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

I SAID I MUST BE FINE BECAUSE MY HEART'S STILL BEATING

It is implied not.

>rape

>Tex will never Ink and color this pic.

>crépe

don't talk shit about my waifu faggot

COME AND KISS ME BY THE RIVER SIDE YEAH

BOBBY SAID IT'S FINE HE DON'T CONSIDER IT CHEATING NOW

MLPG is literally the only thing that keeps me from offing myself.

I love you guys.

*clink*

Why do so many bronies want to be ponies? That would suck. No hands and no meat.

>>33672920
Colonel?

>>33672881
I'm already bugging him to inc and color this other sketch. I want him to do it because its really cute and I'm sick of feeling like a bug.

>>33672908
Kill yourself faggot.

>>33672908
I hear if you kill yourself you are reborn as a pony

>spooning

>>33672908
Glad to be of service, /co/mrade

>>33672934
magic ponies can metabolise meat

>>33672920
*AAAAAA*

>>33672908
Convert to the One True Faith of Catholicism and find purpose in the arms of the Lord.

It's what Twilight would want for you.

>>33672908
I love you too pinkie

>>33672920
*fizz*

>>33672941
classic
but he loves you too anon

>>33672945
Only if you've become a wizard first

>>33672940
He said he was going to ink that one the last year.

>>33672969
*clink clink clink clink*

Wow crooked finally made something I like.

Who wants baby ponies?

how did this get here I am not good with computer

what if there was a fluffy pony ranch style game?
raise fluffy ponies and train and breed to win awards like shiniest pony, fluffiest pony (hair length to body size) and smartest pony?
that would be awesome.
>>33672825
> realising that while you just got a more valuable purple pony, you wasted a very smart red one which was worth a lot without noticing
FUCK

Come talk about Ponies with us, /co/

Skype: microwaveburritoman

>>33672997
Huh, I do kind of like that, except the horn is pointing wrong.

>>33672957
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR SAVIOR.

Can somebody take the screencap of applebloom holding up tiny applejack and make it coke pone holding tabasco pone

>>33672830

>At night
>In bed
>Pinkie slowly opens your door, silently walks over to your bed
>"Anon, I'm cold, can I sleep with you?"
>Before you say anything, she get's on your bed
>She steal all your covers, "accidentally" kicking in her sleep whenever you get too close
>You give up and try to go to sleep.
>She tosses some covers over you and licks your ear before falling asleep.
>The last thing you remember are forelegs clamping around your shoulders

How many >feels, /co/?

>>33672997
i love everything crooked makes.

>fluffy ponies released into the wild as part of a study
>most die of starvation, waiting for their former owners to bring them food
>others ate poisonous plants and died
>others resorted to eating rocks for food. They rocks in their stomach made them feel perpetually full. They starved.
>some encountered predators
>most were eaten
>some tried to run, but their fluff soon caught in bushes
>a group of ten ponies decided to go on an adventure together. Their corpses were found bunched against a beaver dam
>some pegasus ponies tried to fly off cliffs and simply fell
>some fluffy ponies forgot to stop walking and walked right off cliffs
>some unicorn ponies tried to use magic. They accidentally set themselves on fire

>>33673044
I bet you also enjoy eating shit.

>>33673034
;_;

Applebloom is worst sister.

Abandoning her best sister on a branch in the dangerous forest... poor AJ. I get sad every time someone reminds me.

>>33673044
TAKE A LOAD OF THIS FAGGOT

>>33672957
Jesus loves all the pones

>>33673004
>wonderbolts one piece
Oh hello, penis.

>>33673043
None at all. Too ambiguous. Too rushed.

>>33673043
Nothing.

Girl, look at that body
Girl, look at that body
Girl, look at that body

She works out

>"Hey, I've got an itch behind my ear."
>"W-Well of course I could do it myself, but...do you have any idea how uncomfortable that is to do with a hoof? I bet those hand things would be way better!"
>"Not that I've spent much time thinking about"
>"I mean"
>"..."
>"Can you do it or not?!"

>>33673075
They never did an AJ pic

>>33673043
None, you suck.

>>33673043
Too confliction. Ends up having zero net feels.

Try again later.

>>33673091
She's sexy and she knows it.

>>33673091

>>33673109
klondike did you draw gilda yet

>”Uh, Applejack? Is this okay?” Spike took Applejack into his arms, the feeling of a hard day’s work for her just melting away
>”T-that’s it sugarcube. Now, try using them claws of yours- gently though.” Spike started to scratch her back, alternating the clawed tips of his fingers with the smooth gem like scales of the back of his hand
>”Mpf! Spike that sure does feel wonderful.” Applejack let out a tiny “Eep!” as Spike started to scratch gently through her mane, scratching softly at the base of her neck
>Spike pressed his face against the dusty body of the orange mare, her silken coat sliding against his snout
>Applejack gasped, her body instinctively pressing against him as they both lay back into the haypile on which they cuddled
>Her back legs wrapped around his tail, he brought it up to rub in big swipes across her smooth belly
>Applejacks spine arched with pleasure, the fiery belly of the dragon heating her back and the long tail wriggling against her belly giving her unimaginable comfort
>Spike and Applejack stayed cuddled up together, Applejack murmuring to Spike as he slid his tail over hers
>”You dragons sure are quick learners. Tell Twi thanks for sending you my way.”

Goodnight Pone General

>>33673091
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>33673091
Dumb bitch forgot to work her wing muscles, now she'll never fly.

>>33672997
It's so beautiful, anon. ;_:

For cohesiveness

>two fluffy ponies playing together
>they're rolling a rubber ball back and forth and giggling
>they seem to speak only in giggles
>nudge your friend
>"dude check this out"
>you pick up both fluffy ponies by the backs of their necks
>they hang in your hands, excitedly waiting to see what surprise you have for them
>you move them closer and closer together
>nothing happens
>they're a foot or so apart
>hold them there
>their legs start making sweeping motions for each other
>their legs are frantically trying to grasp one another
>put then in touching distance
>they automatically wrap together in an adorable hug
>you put them down
>they start cuddling
>each fluffy pony has a look of absolute horror on her face
>their bodies are doing this completely on their own and they dont know why
>one pony is red
>one is blue
>they morph together into a larger purple fluffy pony
>Both ponies die to give life to a new pony with a new personality
>As they begin to merge, the blue pony is sobbing hysterically, and the red pony just stares at you with huge, sad eyes, still locked into the hug of death, and mouths, "Remembwah me pwease..." before being sucked into the singularity.

>>33673143
>Implying fly

>>33673091

So Scootaloo finally decided to lift some fucking weights, huh?

>>33673098

Come here Dashie.
*scratch behind ears*

>>33673109
but where are the blunts, klondike?
WHERE ARE THE BLUNTS

>>33673109
how many feels did you feel at the end of Lilly's route

>>33673091
holy shit yes

>>33673091
Amazing

>>33673133

Goodnight

please consider more 2-on-1 cuddlesluttery

No, because she is tormented by horrifying nightmares. She awakens in a cold sweat every night, and cannot sleep for days afterward. The reason why you don't see dark bags under her eyes from sleep depravation? The spa in Ponyville takes care of everything, no questions asked. Slowly, though her friends are none the wiser of this (she's done an excellent job of keeping up the "party pony" facade), she is growing mentally unstable, and will begin to murder her friends to turn into delightful pastries. Why? I don't have the answers to everything, figure it out yourself.

>>33673060
no, i just like their art. :)

>>33673061
She's a little kid, anon. She doesn't know better. I mean fuck, you saw the CMC bust ass into Everfree in the middle of the fucking night without so much as batting an eye.

>>33672997
>you'll never be able to paint as well as CrookedTrees or JJ
>at least, not anytime soon
>or easily

>>33673133
>Applejack teaching Spike about cuddling

I don't know if I like this boner or not

>>33673098

>Hey Dash, wanna let me brush your hair?

>What!? No, I will NOT let you brush my hair!

>So you don't think you could take it? I remember my ear scratchies left your tongue rolling out.

>Oh, is that a challenge? Fine, but YOU'LL bring the brush.

>>33673149
I lost my shit.

>>33673016
i'd rather have an applejack harvest moon

>>33673091
all that muscle.
AND YOU STILL CAN'T FLY YOU USELESS FUCK.

>>33673185

Dickpunch? What are you doing here?

>>33673222

not tsundere enough

>>33673237

>Tabitha thought Derpy was a boy

>>33673264
Get fucked nanaki.

>>33673213

maybe not
but CT is a tool, and JJ can't comedy
so I think it all balances out somewhere

>>33673264
source?

>>33673222
Y'know Spike has claws.
He should get on that whole ear scratching thing

>>33673264
Source please.

>>33673264
>VAs don't know shit about the characters they play
Why am I not surprised.

>>33673264
What if Derpy was a girl?

>>33673149

>The new fluffy pony sits there for a second blinking
>It looks up at you in confusion
>Then it says "Pway?"
>You pick up the new Fluffy Pony and cuddle it

Which pony's personality would make the perfect girlfriend?

>>33673264
>incoming wave of male derpy art

>>33673237
I want tiny food pone/plastic toy pone legopunk Chromehounds

>>33673293
>CT is a tool

The fuck you talking about? CT's a bro.

>>33673249
Oh, lots of things...
Lots of things.
Contemplating, mostly.
Ponies are wonderful for murder tales, and operating on them is delightfully cruel! The screams and cries are the best.
I'm getting a bit carried away.

>>33673264
>all my love sweetness
>tabs

Riiight

>>33673293
how is CT a tool? details plz

>>33673300
Too many ponies almost lost ears when they last tried that.

Only the nimble, gentle fingers of a human can calm a pony's soul through vigorous behind the ear scratching.

>>33673249
Wait, why are you here!

>>33673303
>>33673297
http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/oynoa/so_i_emailed_ms_germain_voice_for_rarity_luna/

>>33673237
>>33673237
> applejack harvest moon

>>33673361
>DS

Applejack conffirmed for casual.

>>33673357
>reddit
>Reddit
>REDDIT

>>33673350
WHY IS ANYONE HERE

>>33673357
>reddit
shit nigger why not just link 4chan instead?

SO.

About to go to bed. Want to close on something uplifting and pleasant.

Favorite pone in the picture. She my role model, not my waifu.

Talk to me. Especially if you relate

>>33673323

Murdering ponies is too mainstream. We lobotomize them into Fluffy Ponies (TM) now.

>>33673374
rarity would have an ipod.

>>33673256

Dashie isn't tsundere. Nobody's just ever called her pretty before.

She's finding out she like being called pretty

>>33673249
best pony

>>33673357
I e-mailed Mr. Toby German, and he said he was joking, Derpy really is a retarded girl.

>>33673314
>wake up one night to screaming
>purple fluffy pony is writhing in pain on the ground
>the head and a leg of the reg purple pony are sticking out of purple pony's side
>red fluffy pony is trying to crawl out
>the make eye contact
>cuddling reflex begins
>both ponies screaming as the red pony is slowly reabsorbed into purple pony

>>33673401
Yes.

And THEN we murder them.

Right?

>>33673404
Twilight would have an android loaded down with every emulator ever

>>33672830

>>33673401
They take care of themselves quickly enough.

QUICK MLPG

A PERSON WEARING A PONY SHIRT IS APPROACHING YOU

WHAT DO YOU DO?

>>33673350

I come here sometimes to play with the ponies.

>>33673418
> Mr. Toby German
MY FUCKING SIDES!

>>33673129
I'm doing it now
>>33673161
OH MAN
>>33673167
I only got to act 2 so far

>>33673406
>hey you look pretty with your hair combed
>I uh..what? Thanks I guess...
HNNNNG

>>33673432
If the world doesnt get to them first. Existing is a chore for fluffy ponies.

>>33673451
HADOUKEN!
SHOURIKEN!

>>33673451
Ignore and hope they disappear. My power level is hidden, they won't identify me.

>>33673434
>emulators
Yeah fucking right. Twilight would have that thing brimming with nothing but ebooks

>>33673401
Are you working on that Sweetie Belle fic or not Goro?

>>33673451
talk to him about pone, then an hero

>>33673434
>you will never have Twilight snug in your lap as she plays Earthbound on an original SNES

>>33673451
kill everything

>>33673451

DOOKS, I CHALLENGE YOU. TO A COLOR-OFF

or something, damn. We gotta stop coloring the same shit all the time

>>33673432

You don't murder Fluffy Ponies.

They just die on their own.

>>33673466
That mane is not combed!

>>33673109
>>33673161
dude what if
dude
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
what if there were like
like dude

like DINOSAURS

in PONYVILLE

>>33673075

And before you start in about the historical Jesus, these pictures clearly display the fictional white Jesus.

>>33673466

Now thats just mean.

She's not pretty and she knows it.

Don't make her happy over a lie.

>>33673451
i once saw a girl with a Rainbow Dash shirt in my classroom
i giggled a bit

>>33673474
>shouriken
kill yourself

>>33673432
No.

>>33673477

I am indeed. Would you like a quick taste?

"Daddy, where do the ponies come from?"

Harvey Waylin set down his hardcover book and looked down at his daughter. It was one of the lazy Saturday evenings and he was sitting down to relax while his daughter played with her pet. She was on the floor, petting Sweetie Belle's mane while the little pony took a nap on the carpet. "I'm afraid I don't know, Pumpkin. The Lab hasn't told anyone where they come from."

Angela frowned. "Why not?"

"For their protection", he replied. "So bad people don't try to hunt them or hurt them." That was the official story FLCL had given, that the home of these creatures was declared a nature preserve to insure they weren't hunted to extinction. Not that many believed this. Harvey knew for a fact that FLCL had a contract with the United States Government, allowing them to conceal the source of these creatures for reasons of "National Security". He secretly wondered if such bizarre creatures were even from Earth.

"Oh", his daughter said, a hint of sadness in her voice as she looked back down at her pet.

"Now what brought this on?" Harvey got down and sat next to Angela, the alabastor filly in between them.

"It's just..." She paused, considering how to best express her concern. "I think Sweetie might be homesick."

>>33673527
he should commit sudoku

>>33673513
Why did you resize the picture? The lines got so much worse now

>fluffy pony thinks rat poison is candy.doc

How would yall react if Rarity died in canon.
bitchwhatdidyousayaboutmahwaifu.jpeg

>>33673526
Is she hot? why didn't you fuck her?

>>33673500
IT'S THAT A CHALLENGE?

No seriously, it is?
Sorry if I've been stepping in your territory

>>33673512
Well nuts I thought that .gif was appropriate. Have a Dash with actually combed fringe.
>>33673518
Pfft. Jesus isn't black or white. He was pony.

>>33673558

>>33673556
He doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.

>>33673400
Mine too. I sew custom costumes and things for people, so I can relate to her stressing about deadlines and such. I'm also really girly and fussy about my looks, so i relate to that side of her too. Best pone.

>>33673558
Dunno its kinda hard think about it since is not going to happend.

Would you help pony drain their fluids?

Which?

>fluffy pony is hungry
>sees some cords plugged in
>she starts gnawing them
>hits the main current
>the electricity paralyzes her
>she has to sit there, slowing letting her insides cook until you return home in six hours

>>33673565
she's a 6-7/10
because

>rape

>>33673609
I pick curly pony.
we then strap her to my back, and fight ballos.

>>33673556
oh fuck i had a feeling i forgot to collapse it back

>>33673558

>>33673573
it could be in the future.

don't worry about it, I'm sure you get the coloring requests in here when I just yank shit from tumblr and dA.

>>33673556
what'd you say?

screwball is a very 6/10 pony

>>33673648
oh hey plaster
do you still do stuff
and things
?

>>33673653
Now it's perfect
You know how to fix everything, Monochromatic.

>>33673656
>Topsy turvy

Gay name.

>>33673556
here we go
>>33673653
OVER THE LINE

>>33673609
I'd help Applejack drain the grape juice she just stomped into barrels for fermentation

Then I'd suckle her grapejuice-soaked teats until she was empty.

>>33673663
like making friends and experiencing magic?

Sure

Can someone help this anon out and explain to the one who is saging why it's okay to like MLP but not okay to collect toys?>>33671580

>>33673656
> topsy turvy
You have to be swirly in the bonkers to philgistanate that ridiculous compendium.

>>33673682
Why can't you do anything right?

>>33673682

>you will never toke up with Zecora

;_;

>>33673709
Have you met Dinofag before?

>>33673709
s-stop making fun of me anonymous!

>>33673711
>You will never get high by sucking on Rarity's horn.

>>33673728
Yes

He still floors me with his stupidity

Brain of a fucking Stegosaurus

>fluffy pony doesnt feel so well
>her tummy hurts and she doesnt know why
>it's churning something fierce
>fluffy pony vomits
>it's painful
>she doesnt even know what vomit is, and she's very scared
>fluffy pony thinks she's going to die
>she starts to cry at the thought of her own mortality
>you come home
>she limps over to you and raises her hooves to you
>her vomit covered face shows pain and relief that you're now home to help her
>you see the mess
>you force fluffy pony's face into the vomit for being a bad pony
>you smack her around with a flip flop
>she's trying to tell you to stop hurting her, but all she can manage is little baby noises
>you take her outside and grab a hose
>you spray it full blast into her face until all the vomit is gone
>you leave her outside, soaking wet, cold, afraid and hurt
>she's never known fear like this
>she's so frightened she throws up again

>>33673747
You gonna post the sequel to that pic?

Come join us, /co/! We're talking about reincarnation as ponies and getting plowed by Rainbow Dash with a strap-on!

Add as a Skype friend: microwaveburritoman

>>33673747
>lustyargonianmaid.jpg

all dat new art

There's no point in even trying to compete, too many good artists in this fandom.

>>33673747
Would anyone a sexy, maid Dino-fag?

>>33673750
I'm gonna make one of those. That tube is way too small to get a hit though.

Any European bronies out there or are you all americans?

Kick his ass dooks.

You can do eet.

>>33673792
fuck off shitface

>>33673747
>dat bulge
you're not pooping tonight dinofag

>>33673800
yeah, may as well just kill yourself now

WHERE IS THE FOUR LEGGED XENO-WITCH! I have chocolates for her...

>>33673817
No mas!

>>33673817
dooks is getting in a fight or what?

>>33673792
stop fucking spamming that shit here
we don't care
you act like fucking 5 year old faggots from ponychan

>>33673401
Before the fluffy takes place.

>>33673835

>>33673836
Shut up me, go back to the basement and eat those fish heads.

If pony had dick, would you satisfy it?

>>33673800
Why does it have to be a contest?

Unless you only want to draw for attention. Thats easy. Just draw fucked up shit or take wierd requests and post them in MLPG

>>33673792

>>>/ponychan/

>>33673866
You give me a migraine headache

Sinking down to that level

>>33673858
Have you ever drawn Zecora or Discord?

>>33673826
You're right.

I'm going to go throw myself off the balcony.

>>33673869
With so much good art floating around, mediocre art is ignored.

>>33673779

You're... not getting the point of Fluffy Pony, are you? Here, let me help:

>Fluffy Pony is playing in the living room while you watch TV
>The fireplace is roaring
>Fluffy Pony gets closer, entranced by the flame
>Fluffy Pony watches for a bit, until an ember jumps out of the flame and hits it on the nose
>Fluffy Pony yelps in pain, running over to you
>You pick up Fluffy Pony and carry her to the sink to run some cold water over the burn
>You put Fluffy Pony in the sink
>As you run the water, Fluffy Pony tilts its snout up and the tiniest drop of water rolls into its mouth
>Fluffy Pony drowns

>>33673868
Does it have a vagina?

>>33673129
Remind me to draw more gilda

I feel rusty

>>33673884
yeah you just keep on thinking its my fault
and stay an inch or two outta kicking distance

>>33673884
Well me, it's nice talking to myself
A credit to dementia

>>33673904
If you want, sure.

It you don't, no.

>>33673912
draw gilda eating lipstick

>>33673902
Bullshit
The point of Fluffy Pony is to make them suffer
Make them hurt

>>33673912
now draw poofy gilda
DO IT KLONFAG

MLPG, What's a pony-related way to kill myself?

Preferably something that'll make the news.

>those rainbow stripes
It's actually kinda cute in a cheesy "excitable childrens' TV show host" kind of way.
>The Rainbow Dash Show

>>33673902
>fluffy pony is on fire
>you go to grab a hose
>by the time you get back the fire has gone out after burning all the fluff off and severely burning her skin
>out of shock you spray her anyway
>the force of the water peels all the charred skin off her body

>>33673912
draw scalie gilda

>>33673948
Paint a cutie mark on a horse and go out like Mr. Hands.

>>33673948
hang yourself with a lasso like AJ would

>>33673902
>Taking fluffy pony for a ride in the car
>You have the window rolled down a crack so she can hear the wind and pretend she is flying
>You drive by the beach and she looks at the water
>Fluffy pony drowns

>>33673901
ask for redlining/critique. you'll get your craven attention as well as pointers on how tot get better.

if everyone ignores your drawing at first, just respond to yourself later bemoaning how the little guy is lost in the crowd here, most people will feel guilty enough to offer at least some critique at that point

we really don't want to just crowd around specific artists and fellate them, we just do it without realizing you know?

>>33673948
horseback shooting spree until taken down by the police

>>33673948
pony dick colon rupture

>>33673902
BWAHAHAHA.
> thanksgiving
> make the most beautiful salad for fullfy pony
> tell her she can't have it
> shes licking her lips
> put the salad up high
> for a good ten minutes, fluffy pony sits there staring upwards, licking her lips and drooling
> several minutes later
fluffy pony drowns.

>>33673779
You cut it too short man. You either have to continue to really hurting fluffy pony, or make us realize we did wrong so we get smacked with >feels for being a dick to fluffy pony.

>>33673948
Go to a Walmart declare your love for your favorite pony then proceed to shoot yourself in the face while kissing a pony doll.

>>33673948

Starvation, they'll find your body at the computer with your hand on your cock and 5GB worth of Pony porn on the desktop. Just like those Starcraft players in Korea.

>>33673800
U MAD

>>33673942

What YOU do with your Fluffy Pony is your business. But there's really no reason to kill them yourself. They're so stupid they'll die without any help.

You bastard

Is there an uncensored version of this pic?

>>33673948
Go to the nearest mall/town hall
Scream "FOR CELESTIA, EQUESTRIA HERE I COME"
Commit Sudoku
Adquire fame

>>33673953

I'd watch it.

>>33673993
those feels man

>>33673901
Quality isnt the only way to stand out. You could draw complete shit and still wind up famous
GLITTER GLUE

Just find a way to stand out. Hell, if you want a suggestion, id say the current fast track to fame right now would be illuatrating food pones. Just wait for someone to post tabasco pone and draw what they posted. Instant fames.

>>33674010
> Just like those Starcraft players in Korea.
Wat.

>>33673750

You sit on your knees, leaning forward, with Rarity below you, her horn halfway into your mouth. It was incredibly hard to convince her to try this. Harder for her to learn how to do it without asking Twilight for help, but she eventually did it, just for you.

"Ca-ca-careful now Anon. Unicorn horns are very sensitive and even the slightest tickle coul-."

*HUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

"Whahahah!"

Rarity suddenly emits a concentrated burst of marijuana smoke, thick as all hell. You cough dozens of time and fall back onto one of her many pillows. You're an experienced smoker but even you weren't prepared for this. But it is the best high you have ever experienced.

You crave blueberry waffles intensely.

Rarity falls back onto her own pillows, fighting between her equal part reactions of shame and enjoyment.

>>33674042
Glitter Glue is a great writer with a wacky style though.

also, for people looking for requests, we have the request doc

>>33674018
>3 hours of pure pony pleasure

>>33674036
I never ask for this feel.

>>33673953
>Hey kids, do you wanna know how to get a sleek body like mine?
>Come on, I'll show you how!

>you arrive in equestria as a human
>head to ponyville
>you realize too late that ponies have no social taboos about farting
>ponies milling about you, marvelling at your strange body, farting in excitement
>Celestia arrives and you realize it's not magic that makes her tail float like that

>going to the library to do some homework
>a guy moves up behind me on the escalator
>I catch a glimpse of his t-shirt out of the corner of my eye
>looks like Rainbow Dash saying "20% Cooler!"
>I do a double-take like in a fucking cartoon
>it was actually Toucan Sam

I blame you, MLPG.

>>33674066
all i can think of is the right pony thinking
>oh fuck it's faggot away run run run

>>33674062
>Glitter Glue is a great writer

>>33674047
>taking hits from unicorn horns

man we come up with the weirdest shit in this place
can you do one for twi?

>>33674111
you jelly bro?

>>33674018
>disco
>uncensored version
HA good luck

>>33674111
he kept the entirety of ruby quest as a cohesive unit
i'd say he's good enough

>>33674078

Guys quick question
Why do people keep saying that Tabitha will be at the next bronycon?
I keep seeing this but don't see any source
I mean she doesn't even want to do interviews so why would she go t a con?

>fluffy pony is getting chubby
>you've been letting her have too many pop tarts
>you rig a harness suspended by four strings
>you put her in it
>you put a picture of some landscape in front of her
>you put a fan off to the side to blow cool air on her
>you hang a carrot from the ceiling
>you tell her to catch it
>she starts running full speed in the air, her little fluffy legs moving like pistons
>you let her run for a few hours every day while you're at work
>afterwards you take her down, give her the carrot, and tell her what a good pony she is
>she's always tired, so she immediately snuggles up with you on the couch and goes to sleep
>one day you have to stay late for work
>afterwards, you get invited out for drinks
>you come home at midnight
>you forgot you left fluffy pony in the running harness
>she ran nonstop until she died

>>33674078

>That feel when your beloved Fluffy Pony dies only a week later due to its own childlike stupidity

>>33674092
someone needs to draw this

Ladies.
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vUCUei2XMpLJsb7as

>>33673937
k
>>33674110
There you go fagget

>>33674138
Appealing a bunch of nerds that love to quest =/= being a good writer, you fucking bronies are hilarious

>>33674182

it sounds to me like you just really like to hate things

So are you guys done using the fluffy pony as a punching bag?
I'm literally not feeling anything from these greentext stories anymore.

>>33674182
>you fucking bronies
>posting in the thread
>bronies
10/10

>>33674182
That just Dino-Fag. He's an idiot

I need to see a picture of scootaloo being pounded anally with no lube, blood on her nose from being punched and her cheeks marked up from being slapped around. Someone is grabbing her hair roughly and pulling her head back as she cries. That's what I need to see.

One for each of the CMCs, Applebloom in her appleblossom, and Sweetie getting some deepthroat rape.

>>33674161
>mfw
nice
>>33674176
Dinofag's cigar fucks my brain

>>33674047
>>33674114
What have I done. Anyone willing to write moar? I'm working on that long fic of mine while I have the inspiration.

>>33674099

Who the fuck wears a Toucan Sam shirt?

>>33674212
i'm not good with things
they behave funny when i'm around

>>33674182
Dinofag has a pretty screwy idea of what makes a good writer.

>>33674212
he's obviously putting his dick to the flame, it's all limp and shit

futa Derpy please!

>>33674062
Excuses. Draw the next fucking greentext that gets posted. Quit whining too.

>>33674203
>Take your Wolf Nanaki out to the movies
>Buy it a large popcorn and a large pop
>It chokes on the popcorn and then drowns in the pop before the movie starts

>>33674240
if you've ever tried to run a quest before, you'll know it's monstrously difficult to keep things on the rails without railroading it, and still being open to taking the story in a different direction on the fly

>>33674224
I don't know
maybe some sort of
Cocoa puff

>>33674255
Great success.

>>33674092
>fluffy pony took a crap on the floor again
>taking advice from the internet, you decide to punish her immediately so she learns its wrong and she needs to use her litter box instead
>you stuff her into a burlap sack and start spinning it around your head screaming "BAD PONY" over and over
>the spinning forces all fluffy pony's gas out of her
>the room is filled with rancid gas
>you start coughing
>you let the bag go and drop to your knees
>the sack flies into the wall and bounces off it
>fluffy pony comes out, completely unharmed
>she's farting even more
>she sees you gagging from the stench
>she doesnt notice it
>she trots over, worried and trying to help you, because she loves you more than anything
>her nervousness makes her fart even more
>she's shaking you, trying to get you to stand up
>you pass out from the gas
>fluffy pony tries to save your life with CPR
>she slams her head into your chest over and over, once a second
>each slam forces more gas out of her

>>33674203
Thats because the stories are shit, not because its a tired subject.

Though I do wish we'd go back to food pone feels

>>33674203
Get fucked.

>>33674203
Fluffy ponies were never punching bags. They're stupid, inbred creatures with the life expectancy of a mayfly. Every time they die it's their OWN fault.

>>33674224

Hipsters? I dunno. It was one of those faded 'vintage' t-shirts, pale blue (which added to the confusion).

Needs moar Fluttershy stalking

MLPG I'm streaming firefly. People told me to tell you. www.livestream.com/sanguiniusdrawingcorner

Please don't report me to the FBI ;_;

>>33674298
Ahahaha fuck I can't believe someone remembered that

>>33674300
I fucking love Tabasco pony.

>>33674203
The good feels are few and far in between. Most are just mediocre.

>>33674062

NOW.
DRAW THIS YOU FAGGOT.
>>33674298

>>33674300

i miss >feels about established characters

>You don't want to risk anything happening to your fluffy pony
>Get it a little bag/carrier thing you can carry it around in
>Everyone thinks it's a fine idea because these things are dying left and right
>Something horrible happens
>Your fluffy pony is saved just in time because you're not retarded/incompetent and nothing bad happens to it

>>33674300
I could go for some coke pone feels myself.

>>33674328
write more fat fetish sex plz

needs more nutalla pone

>>33674148
>fluffy pony trying to run in the air
This is adorable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH8eRff9DCs

APPLEBLOOM
APPLEBLOOM
APPLEBLOOM
APPLEBLOOM
APPLEBLOOM
APPLEBLOOM
APPLEBLOOM
APPLEBLOOM
APPLEBLOOM
APPLEBLOOM
APPLEBLOOM
APPLEBLOOM
APPLEBLOOM
APPLEBLOOM

>>33674360
Nah, we need more finger action with ponies.

>>33674353
>You will never spend an evening in the Royal Archives helping Twilight research a spell, with you eventually having to carry her to her room when she falls asleep reading a book.

>>33674368
Leth, what if one day, a pony boops YOU?

>>33674366
FacelessJr should do a nutella pone pic.
That one of the flower trio melting was great.

>>33674368

BOYS BOYS BOYS

>>33674388
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

>>33674341
>>33674300
Feels are for fags. I'd rather laugh at hilarious fluffy pony deaths.

needs moar Stalkershy

>>33674357
Problem is I cant seem to write feels that make you actually >feel

So i wind up doing bad comedy

>>33674386
I would fulfill my lifetime goal.

>>33674390
ya hear that jr.
DO IT!

>>33674427

>>33674435
melting pones?

>>33674458
yespls.

>>33674454
This clearly means she want to fuck.

>>33674454
God that scene is so cute

>>33674454
Yes.

Exactly.

I'd even make a scrunchyface.

Guys how big are fluffy ponies anyway?

>>33674385
>and then take a nice, long hit from her horn while she's asleep

>>33674484
Human cant scrunchy face.

>>33674468
ooh, we found something you like other than augmentation? well, do i have some material for you.

here have a story

http://poni.0au.de/story/1383/1/Lily%27s-Medication/

>Give your Fluffy Pony a leash so it can never wander too far
>Take her for walkies so she gets exercise
>Let her play in the park
>She never tries to get away from you but you feel safer with her wearing it
>Leave her tied to bench while you go buy her some ice cream as a treat
>Fluffy Pony doesn't want you to leave
>Tries desperately to follow you while saying "Don't weave Fluffy!"
>Fluffy Pony so distracted she doesn't see biker coming along the road fast
>Wheel bifurcates Fluffy Pony along the abdomen
>You return to see Fluffy Pony in two pieces on the road
>She's still begging you not to leave her

>>33674357

i got tired of coke pone feels once the focus shifted away from sugary carbonated kisses and towards inflation, watersports and the like

>>33674468

>>33674047
You and twilight are both nervous. It is just a little past midinght, and nothing lights the room except a small dim lamp. spike is upstairs asleep.
"Are we seriously going to try this?" she asked, with concern in her eyes.
you throw her a gentle look and answer.
"yes."

you both sit down on the couch. Twilight figures that this was the most comfortable way to do it. twilight leans accross you, and points her horn in the direction of your head.
"Alright, ready when you are..."
you tense for a mement from being nervous, but slowly and gently lightly wrap your mouth on her horn and start to suck.
*HUUUUUUUFFFFF*
you get less then expected from being caught offguard at the strong rush of marijuana smoke that fills your lungs. twilight sighs and blushes as you hold the hit as long as you can.
after a good time, you release, sending the smoke bellowing out of your mouth. you are relaxed as all fuck, and have twilght lying accross you as you relax.
my writing is shit, I hope this satisfies.

>>33674490
varies story to story.
Mine's about the same as a medium sized dog...

>>33674499
If a talking marshmallow pony boops me on the nose,

You can bet I'd find a way to scrunchyface.

>>33674526
Fair enough.

>>33674520
so
from the very beginning then?

>>33674520
When the fuck did that happen? Last I checked it was swiffer pone x tabasco pone OTP

>>33674490

Fluffy ponies are like chiuauas. Tiny and stupid.

Roogna? Xanth ref?

>>33674458

This artist cannot into faces.

Sweet Jesus...

>>33674552
Nope Firs we have just feelings, then sex and then all the fetish crap.

How about a nice, soft cornbread pony? Freshly baked and still warm. With some honey butter spread.

cornpone pone

>>33674468
people are weird but well....

We dead.

>>33674589
Nigga you lying.

>>33674589
so ded

>>33674575
he was getting better
and then he disappeared forever

>>33674586
welp. It was nice knowing you, boner.

>>33674553
>not reading all the coke pone piss fics

Where were you man?...
That was like all there was for a good week...

>>33674114
>>33674214

"Fine." you agree.

"Yes!" Says Twilight! "Yes yes yes, okay, go ahead and, uhm, get in position. I'm just gonna get warmed up here."

She gets down into a lying position and you take her glowing horn into your mouth. She'd never admit it, but after Rarity mentioned one brunch that she'd learned a new spell for you Twilight felt just a twinge of Jealousy.

"Ohkaw, ahwm weadw." You say through a mouth full of horn. You can't see Twilight's mouth from you position, but if you could you would see her biting her lip as she is want to do when trying a new spell in front of others.

"Okay... get ready... and... pull"

You take a massive rip from twilight's horn
*HUUUURRRFFFFF* but something is different... it isn't like the times you've done with Rarity. It's... cleaner. Calmer.

You exhale. There's the lightest hint of a mist, not smoke, something thinner.

5:05; After about a minute, you start to feel it.

"Well Anon, how is it?"

"It's... radical."

20 minutes later, it's 5:10 and you realize Twilight must have figured out how to do a vaporizer. You pat her head and congratulate her on achieving a smoother, yet healthier high. She blushes under her coat as you wander off to her kitchen to make a peanut butter and banana sandwich.

Twilight uses her telekinesis to pull out a quill and some parchment. "Observations on the effect of can-" she begins but she's interrupted by a repeated knocking at the window. She turns abruptly to see Rainbow Dash, pounding her hoof against the glass.

"Hey egghead, quit camping out with that shit, I've so got next. I mean... for uh, Magical... research... or whatever."

Twilight glares at her friend disapprovingly.

"Just let me in."

---

I gotta crash for tonight, I'll try to be around tomorrow if anyone wants more. Although I'm running low on Unicorns...

>>33674521
Fucking Nyx, go away.

>>33674589
but at least we don't have to deal with dead hands.

>>33674585

Stop making me hungry.

Work 'apple butter' in there somehow.

>>33674526
Wait that means you made yourelf a artificial body
He could be anyone of us!

>you just got yourself your first fluffy pony
>a pegasus pony
>her wings and body are too fluffy to allow flight, but she can glide down from tall objects
>she wants to be the fastest flyer ever when she grows up
>she runs around the house and pretends she's racing you
>she doodles pictures of the sky in crayon and puts them all over the walls of her room
>sometimes, the two of you drive down to the public park
>you put her in the swings
>you push her as high and as fast as you can
>she pretends to be an airplane
>when she's done, she'll wait till the high point of the swing and jump off, gliding to the ground
>one day she asks you to let her take off from a tall building
>she wants to fly for real now, like all the other regular pegasus ponies
>they make fun of her because she cant fly for real
>some days when you pick her up from pony care, she crying
>you take her home and hold her while you brush her fluff and tell her she can do anything she puts her heart to
>she buries her head in your chest and cries a little more, before going silent and falling asleep
>she's been taking more risks lately
>you caught her once trying to jump off the house
>you reprimanded her, maybe a little too sternly
>she went to room and cried for a while in her airplane shaped bed
>you decide to do something
>you call a friend who does crafts and plushies
>he makes you a memory foam cloud
>it's covered in a soft, white fabric
>you give it to fluffy pony. You tell her you went up into the sky and got it for her
>she gives it a hug and says you're the best
>she never goes anywhere without her cloud - or as she calls it, Mr. Cloudy - these days
>she doesnt want to fly as much anymore
>when she does, you pick her up over your head and run around while she laughs hysterically

>>33674599
>>33674601
This thread needs to go fast

>>33674622
goddamnit tex you are such a fucking amazing artist
why don't you post more stuff

also can i commission you

IT SHOULD BE THE RAINBOW DASH SHOW

>>33674622
Haha, awesome!

>>33674622
You won this round Tex.

>Working on a painting
>fluffy pony is playing in the corner
>you told her to promise not to touch your canvas because this is real important - she promised she wouldn't
>painting isn't coming out the way you want it to
>frustrated, you get up and go to the kitchen for a drink, leaving fluffy pony alone
>just as you're coming back, you hear a crash
>run back in to see she accidentally knocked the easel over and spilled paint on it
>fluffy pony is crying, a large bump on her head
>paint is starting to soak into the carpet, canvas is probarly ruined
>You ask fluffy pony what happened, she says she "just wanned ta see your picture" - she "wasn't gonna touch it - honest!"
>fluffy pony starts crying harder, saying she didn't mean to do it - it was an accident, and she doesn't want to be a bad pony and she's sorry she ruined your picture
>calm fluffy pony down, make sure she isn't seriously hurt
>Just a bump - she'll be fine
>make it clear you don't hate fluffy pony - you're just upset with her right now - as you set canvas and easel upright again, tell her to go to her corner and stay there until you say so
>spend the next hour and a half trying to get the stain out of the carpet, while fluffy pony watches, still sniffling a little
>manage to get most of it, before remembering the canvas
>most of the paint has dried and can't be removed
>...actually, it kinda adds something to the piece
>for several hours, you work around it in a frenzy of inspiration and end up with a much-improved painting
>Suddenly remember fluffy pony - she's fallen asleep, right where you left her
>nudge her awake, give her a hug, and ask if she wants to see your picture
>the next day, fluffy pony finds her own little fluffy-pony-proofed paper easel and extra large fluffy-pony-safe crayons waiting for her

>>33674511
>A Dog comes and picks up Fluffy Pony's upper body
>It begins violently shaking her
>She screams for a moment before all her organs begin falling out
>Dog shakes so hard that an eye flies off and hits you in the face
>Dog starts eating Fluffy Pony
>You are sick
>Suddenly something strange happens to dog
>It's turning pink
>Fluff is replacing fur
>It's turning into a larger version of Fluffy Pony
>Fluffy Pony fluffy and blood turns out to be a deadly dna rewriting agent that only activates when Fluffy Pony dies
>Have a new larger version of Fluffy Pony
>Can't keep her because your landlord says she's too big
>Realize what you have to do
>Go find a rat
>Place rat in box
>Before Fluffy pony can react, you stab her in the throat with a knife, careful not to get any fluff or blood on you
>You drop the fluff and blood on the rat
>Fluffy Pony now back at normal size

>honey pony

or is she a bear?

>>33674490
My headcanon is they're about two feet tall.

>>33674622
INK AND COLOR! INK AND COLOR!

>>33674637
Oh god I never ask for this feelings.

>>33674683
Second

>>33674683
thats what I keep asking!

>>33674611
>implying she just doesn't want an excuse to suck on Twilight's horn

>>33674637

I WANT TO BE A DAD!

>>33674712
Third

>>33674721
4th

>>33674735
5th.

>>33674511
>leave fluffy pony leashed to a bench
>she tries to walk after you, straining against the leash
>the collar cuts into her neck, cutting off her air
>she passes out

>>33674748
6th

Why is this so horrifying?

>>33674637
THIS IS HOW YOU WRITE >FEELS

>>33674748
6th

>>33674763
7th

>>33674718
What does Unicorn Horn taste like?

What does the unicorn even feeling?

>>33674756
>You have a Fluffy Pony
>It dies

>>33673937

>>33674642
You flatter me, anon. I'm still practicing and my work ethic is lousy. I could not, in good faith, take any commission or really commit to something.

>>33674780
9th
C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

>>33674764
because its a glitter glue factory

>>33674628
Hmm. Don't know about apple butter.

There are cole slaw recipes so maybe I could work apples into cole slaw pony. And there's apple cider based bbq saues, so I might us that for bbq pony. I'll have to think about it.

>>33674788
It tastes like fingernails.

>>33674788
Using the show as evidence, they dont feel nothing.

>>33674794
Hah, that's great.
Now you should draw gilda as a snake.
Or a lamia or something.

I wonder how Dash gets hurt

>>33674654
>fluffy pony tries to use some of your paint
>she thinks she's a big girl now
>everything's going fine
>she spills a lot, all over the carpet
>panicing, she starts trying to clean it up the only way she knows how
>by licking it until the paint is gone
>she inadvertently eats a load of paint
>it's toxic
>she vomits and dies

>>33674795
well, dang. i'm blown away by your stuff every time you post it.

keep being awesome, plz

>>33674833
Is that one this week?

>>33674833
derpy

>>33674852
No, next I think.
This week is Supe Speedy Cider Squeezy 2000

>>33674788
I wonder if unicorn horns get encrusted with smegma if not washed daily.

>>33674841
>fluffy pone drowns in paint

>>33674852
cider episode is this week

>>33674833
No.

>>33674826
when they aren't using magic

>>33674764
>Fail to meet traditional expectations for an adult even though they're not necessary to an enjoyable life
>Labeled garbage and treated as such

It's a thing that disturbs pussy beta faggots that haven't joined one of the stereotypical male master races yet and actually think that they have to live up to something.

>Douchebag alpha
>Three-piece suit middle class good-ol' American man
>Etc

>>33674637
Oh god dammit, fluffy pone >feels shouldn't be making me want to be a dad.

O HAI THAR EHM EL MEE GEE, DEED YHUU FAYPP TEW PONAY TUDAY?

>>33674841

You forgot the HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE I M EJJEE

>>33674654

That was nice. =3

>>33674893
i fapped to you

>>33674880
When Rarity is on the spa.

>>33674892
I thought I was the only one...

>>33674869
Would you lick Twilight's smegma-encrusted horn clean?

>>33674893
>MLミG