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01/26/12(Thu)23:06 No.33670754when i think of ponychan i picture a fat chick, like unbelievably fat, like she has honestly never used any muscle that isn't involved in lifting cake to her face and/or chewing said cake, i imagine this horrific pile of shattered potential and worthlessness, i picture this epitome of waste and extraneous excess, i picture her with her clothes off, standing in front of a mirror with her phone and taking a picture of her whale-like body. and then i picture her posting that image on the internet for all the world to see. i imagine her going out of her way to make sure that other people in the world, people she has never met, people who otherwise would have been spared the fate of looking upon her sunken breasts and myriad fat folds, her face drooping from lipid weight, her eyes almost entirely covered by a canopy of flesh, she forced these poor, poor people to see her for what she is. a waste. the trash of humanity that could have been anything, an athlete, a doctor, a scientist. but instead she has worked her whole life on finding new and innovative ways to fill her body with hydrocarbons to the point of grotesque bloating. she made the conscious decision to record an image of herself in this state onto an electronic device, and force other people to look at it
that's ponychan.
sometimes it's a good idea to hide your MOTHERFUCKING power level. |
