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01/26/12(Thu)17:43 No.33661619The Best Clopfic Ever
One night, I met (pony name here) at (random, pointless task here.). (pseudo-sexual act/quote or outright sexual advance here). I said "(variation upon one of the following phrases: I love you, I'm gay/lesbian/bisexual, I want to have sex.)." (repeat pony name) agreed(shut the hell up, dude, it was a dream, and that's why a previously sexually unaware creature was suddenly ready to take my invariably large reproductive organ in both procreative [pregnancy? what's that?] and all of the numerous non-procreative [do animals even do that... on purpose?] bodily orifices.), so we (went elsewhere/just didn't give a damn and just ripped our clothing off[also, somehow, we have bipedal traits such as clothing, hands, and human-like breasts, despite this being My Little PONY{meaning juvenile horseor diminutively midgeted horse, either way it's fucking gross., which, by the way, is absolutely disgusting that I would combine bestiality, pornographywithout pictures, at that, and pedophilia all into one huge package accidental drawing of attention to a common theme amongst clopfics can be interpreted as whatever the hell your perverted mind wants of pointless, plotless, pedophilic, pornographic, pony copulation.] and had sex right there .)
Then (orgasm.) |