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>rape

>>33633841
I'm excited about the episode.

NO

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Is it bad that i feel more comfortable when we post about off topic shit and sing songs rather than deal with Hasbros creeping negative influence on the show we cherish?

luna is a very pretty pone

>2000011
>Still raping

Reading Rainbow Dash is best pony. Singing Reading Rainbow Dash will be even better.

>>33633882
hurr hurr "tardy"

>>33633885
Yes, you should go to ponychan.

>>33633882
Oh shit motherfucker, there be ponies in them carts now.

>>33633841
I was not in the last thread. Was it a shitstorm?

>>33633882
>Tardy
Is there a new demo yet?

>>33633882
END OR RINE FOR YOU HOPOPO.

>>33633911
That would be even worse though since the support the kind of thing im talking about.

>>33633885
No, you are just clinging to the escapist nature of the show.

me too.

>>33633869
>>33633874
wwhat a shockin turn of evvents

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>It has been a long day at work and you are eager to get home to Mustard Pone
>Before you leave, your boss tells you about the coming company potluck picknick, it is your job to bring the condiments
>You get home and tell Mustard Pone about the picknick and though she doesn't completely understand the concept she dances happily at the news
>The day of the picknick comes and you walk lazily into the park, your arms full of various condiments
>Mustard Pone is so excited that you have to keep her on a leash to keep her from running away into traffic
>You place the condiments on the table and tie Mustard Pone to the umbrella in the middle
>After some time more of your /co/workers show up and predictably a small crowd forms around Mustard Pone
>Mustard Pone couldn't be happier, she eagerly applies mustard to anything offered to her and you get more than a few compliments on your choice in pets
>Eventually people finish eating and some of the guys start up a casual game of soccer (because fuck football)
>Not being the athletic type you opt to stay and continue talking to your other /co/-workers
>Un-noticed by you Mustard Pone slips out of her leash and runs towards the soccer players, eager to join all the excitement
>Your boss taps your shoulder and points you towards the field
>As you look you see something that makes your heart drop, Mustard Pone is in the midst of the field trying to play with the soccer players
>After catching the ball the goalie sets the ball down and winds up a powerful kick, unaware of the tiny yellow pony racing towards him
>With an earsplitting squeal foot connects with Pone as both goalie and ball are covered in an explosion of mustard
> The tiny mare is launched high into the air, ribbons of yellow liquid raining onto the grass

>>33633937
RINE START HERE

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>>33633803
Oh, they're no problem! I mostly only draw pegasus, 4 outer feathers, 3 inner feathers, unless you're going for a more defined look, then you're fucked!

http://i.imgur.com/88J8g.png

>>33633882
I like where this game is going.

You should set up a system of accepting donations. Just call it the "Hoppip is a cool guy and giving him money is part of my obscure religion" fund to avoid legal issues.

>>33633882
Oh fuck.

Is that a flux capacitor?

I bet Princess Cadence is going to have soem sort of Siren-type powers, based on her name.
Also their marrige is probably slightly political, possibly bringing a end to a civil war before it happens or something

>>33633882

Why not just have them run? That's what horses do when they race.

Coke pone delivery for /co/

>>33633882
>pony cart game
>f2p
>high quality work
>highly promising
>dedicated staff

What does this reflect off of ponys in general? That they get people to do extraordinary things?

>>33633927
every MLPG is a shitstorm

>>33633946

>>33633954
>Dash and Fluttershy have a roll in the hay

>>33633841

NO!

LET'S TALK ABOUT PONIES EASTING CAKE!!!

>>33633954
Pegasus pones are prettiest pones

Tell me something fellow pony fags. What will you do when the show ends? Where will you go? If we stayed here even after the show ends...we'd just be fans of the fandom.

>>33633882
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

>>33633973

I was thinking of this earlier man

Like the running of the leaves

but with banana peels

>>33633993
How many cakes can pinkie eat in the time it takes rarity to eat one slice?

>>33633973
http://ponykart.net/faq

>>33633971
Aw sheeit nigga I think it is

>>33633997
suicide.

>>33633973
Shut up anon.

>>33633983
>That feel when you were one of those posts

>>33633973
Carts serve as an equalizer.

>instant wins with sanic dash

>>33633983
But was that thread a particular shitstorm that sets itself apart from the usual mundane shitstorms I observe on a daily basis?

>>33633966
When Sweetie has to repeat the grade, will it hurt the friendship of the CMC?

>>33633973
Because then you couldn't have them driving karts stupid.

>>33633997
Going to leave after a couple of days.

>>33633985
wwhat fuckin evvil are you evven talkin about

>>33633997
We are fans of the fandom and the show here. MLPG is good enough on its own.

>>33633942
I know not really confirmed, but I prefer to believe that at the time of being challenged, we had Pink Hair Celestia, and she only grew her aura sometime later, when it better reflected her life experiences and power setting her apart from normal pones.

>>33633993
YOUR NEW VIDEO WASN'T FUNNY

>>33633882
>>33633882
how do they drive the cars with hooves and no hands?

>>33633997

Play more videogames than usual.

>>33633993
WEST CAKE IS BEST CAKE

>Your eyes follow the tiny yellow form as it falls into a nearby bramble
>Screaming you run through the field, knocking several of your /co/-workers down in the process
>For several dreadful minutes you search through the bramble, you don't care about all the cuts on your arms and legs, all you care about is finding Mustard Pone
>Eventually you find her and the scene is worse than you had feared
>Her plastic body is badly dented, there is a large gash on her stomach that continually oozed mustard, the tip of her horn was broken away and one of her legs has been almost completely severed
>Mustard Pone whimpers when she sees you, a stupid happiness in her eyes
>Tenderly you pick up the tiny Pone and with tears in your eyes you begin to run home, a trail of mustard marking your every step
>With a strength you didn't know you had you kick down your front door, the wood shattering from the force of the blow
>You get a towel from the bathroom and lay it on the kitchen table
>tenderly set Mustard Pone onto the table, she whines as you put her down fearing you'll leave her
>As quickly as you can you run out to your shed and grab a roll of duct tape and a staple gun, Mustard Pone wont like it but it is the only way
>Steeling your nerves against the coming screams you run back into the kitchen and get to work

>>33634045
With the butt.

>>33634014
This artist is a fucking hero, he's captured Discord's personality perfectly.

If I can't finish this image tonight as promised,

I'm going to drive into the ocean.

>>33634045
Shut up Scootanon

>>33634045
Magic.

Or static friction.

>>33633993
Hey, great job on the videos man

Just keep on pumping them out, it would be great.

Also

I love your bro voice

>>33633966
Saved.

+1 laugh for me today.

>>33634045
MAGIC *snort snort*

>>33634045
The same way they play instruments and all the other shit they do

>>33633954
I'm the one you never see, in the dead of night,
Peeking in your window, staying out of sight,
GO to bed, lock the door, don't look in the mirror,
What if I was right behind you,
Smiling Like A Killer,

I'm the knocking at your door, when you're all alone,
I'm the scratching zombie claw, in your twilight zone,
Cut your throat, catch your breath, blood run like a river,
Last thing you see before your death,
Smiling Like A Killer,

Killers in the house,
Killers in the yard,
Smile, smile, smile,
Killers they're so hard,
Smiling at your kids,
Smiling at your mom,
Smiling at your pets,
They know where you come from,
They know where you come from,

I'm the razor at your throat, in your fever dreams,
I'm the one to get your goat, nothing's what it seems,
Freeze your smile, stop your heart, creep and crawl and slither,
Come to you and make your mark,
Smiling Like A Killer,

Killers in your room,
Squirming in your chair,
Smile, smile, smile,
Killers they're not fair,

Smiling in the crowd,
Smiling all alone,
Smiling in your ear,
Call you on the phone,
Call you on the phone,

I'm the creepy homeless guy, hanging around your school,
I'm the one to make you gone, low and base and cruel,
In the evening we can dance, piggy in the middle,
I will show you true romance,
Smiling Like A Killer,

Killers in the mist,
Killers in the fog,
Smile, smile, smile,
They might eat your dog,
Smiling here and now,
Smiling all the time,
Smiling in your dreams,
A Smile just like mine,
A Smile just like mine,
A Smile just like mine

New... alicorn?
What?
I was not aware of this.

>>33634069
Oh, okay.

So. Ocean right?

>>33634051
>yellow
aw sweet another flutterrapist story!
>mustard pone
dammit all

>>33634045
I could give you a semi detailed head canon explanation, but I won't.

>>33633966
cheerilee is a very pony

>>33634014

I always wondered how the CMC would be like if they got discorded.

>>33633957
>Mustard pony later lands next to you, compressed and dazed, her little eyes spinning
>You pick her up, praying she's ok
>There's a slow, steady, quiet hissing noise as her crushed body slowly deforms
>Suddenly, there's a pop, as it springs back into form, flinging mustard up into your face
>She hops up in your hands, as excited as ever to see you
>You clutch her close, overjoyed that she's alive and, near as you can tell, well
>Someone clears their throat
>You look up
>About two dozen people are covered in mustard, and none of them look terribly happy
>You grin sheepishly at them as Mustard Pone hops out of your hands to go add some zing to whatever food it can find.

>>33634103
WELL, YOU ARE NOW.

>>33634074
>>33634074
the only nigga that got the joke

>>33633997
Fanfics, fan comics, eventually fan shows using Fluffy's vectors.

Feed the show's dialogue into a voice synth capture util, generate dialogue that sounds like the VAs.

>Two weeks had passed since you had to operate on Mustard Pone and by some sheer luck the tiny mare had managed to pull through
>A large zipper like scar ran across her yellow belly, and though you tried to save it Mustard Pone lost her left front leg
>Though her body had been totally crushed, the tiny Pone seemed as happy as ever
>Without the use of one of her legs the tiny Pone had gotten much clumsier, always falling over or running into the wall
>Though her body had healed on the outside Mustard Pone seemed to have lost some of her infinite mustard supply
>No longer was her mustard stream thick and continuous but thin and sputtery causing an almost lewd farting noise when she summoned the mustard

>>33633964

Oh hey thanks for the awesome vector, didn't have that one.

Guess I will have to try a pegasus some time then, as I try to keep as on model as I can when it come sto these pones, maybe a bit lankier but what can you do

>>33634120
they would finally get their cutie marks

>>33634014
This makes me feel uncomfortable.

>>33633993

>>33634120
>have clear purpose in life, acquire cutiemarks, but treat it like it ain't no thang

>>33634103
Welcome to months ago.

There's a marriage episode between Princess Cadence and Shining Armor. It is currently unknown if Shining Armor is also an alicorn, since he is wearing a suit that would cover his wings.

>>33634128
Oh shit that's exactly what I was going to do.
I like you.

>mfw I'm going to be in a city 3500km away from home when the new McDonalds toys come out.

No fear of seeing people I know.

>>33634004

At least 12 cakes.

Table manners take time.

>>33634154
Welcome to one hour ago. His official toy has no wings.

>>33633968
okay I laughed hard at this

>>33633971
I dunno, I'll ask

>>33633973
PRESS RAINBOW DASH TO WIN

>>33634045
same way you can drive a car with your wrists

>>33634158

You've jinxed it now

You're going to go in and order a girls happy meal, then bam! out walks your vindictive ex-girlfriend

>rape soon, fellow horse

>>33634171
welcome to 3 seconds ago

no one cares about this stupid OC

>>33634103
>>33634128
>>33634156

Creepy Applebloom is best Applebloom

>>33634154
>There's a marriage episode bla bla bla
For the last time we don't know this. Just that they exist and will likely appear in the show, at some point, in some context.

>>33634154
I'm still hoping it's the story Rainbow Dash is reading in the hospital.

>>33634178
>Behind her is her new boyfriend.
>He wants one of those pony toys too.
>Become bros, much to her horror.

Guys why does everyone say I'm ugly

>>33633841
her husbando is a normal unicorn right? I really like that

>>33634194
Nah, the episode is about Dash not a book and he record the voice not too long ago.

>>33634154
Shit, I didn't know about it either. Guess that's what I get for being a casual

So what's the consensus on this? Product placement ep?

>>33634147
Looks like bon bon can actually be cute when shes not displeased.

>>33634183
Hmm. How about we take this >rape, and push it into /d/?

>>33634158
Can I just go in and buy the toys?
Or will they make me buy the whole meal shit?...

>>33634199
I can see the look on her face now.

God that's priceless.

>>33634194
Unless the princess does a lot of dashing and rainbows, I don't think she'd be interested

>>33634135
Np, I found that on DA.
Man I love her color scheme, it's probably my favorite in the show.

>>33634194
Oh shit. I hadn't considered this. That actually makes a lot of sense.

>>33634185
I don't either. Thank fuck.

>>33634124
I like this one better
>>33634134
but this makes my pants ask why.

>>33634183
>but Rarity would react favourably to dragon semen cookies

>>33634204
You look like a fat Gary Busey

>>33634204
Because you aren't me

>>33634199

>Chris hansen and camera team come through door
>boyfriend was a sting operative
>the new McDonalds pony toy line is just to catch bronies who are now assumed to be pedophiles

>>33634158
Opposite for me, doing the same thing I did last year

>GO INNA MINIVAN
>RIP OUT ALL THE SEATS
>CALL EVERYONE I KNOW
>IT'S TIME FOR A GODDAMN PONY ADVENTURE

Guys. What if fluffy pony is just normal pony with goosebumps?

So since when are there more than two alicorns in existence.

Can someone post a pic of the new Alicorn? I knew I saw it somewhere before.

>>33634247
>assumed

Personally, I was really hoping there would only be two alicorns.

Just luna and celestia.

But as long as the only alicorns are female...I guess I might be able to tolerate it.
For now.

My lava lamp gives me an idea.

Someone who can draw better than me should make lava lamp pone.

>>33634234
>Headcanon

Ok sure, man.

>>33634230
No it doesn't. The voicework for Shining Armor was done only a month or so ago.

>>33634194
Dash ain't gonna be reading no sissy romance novels, nigger. She's going to be all over those mythologies and adventures.

>>33634216

Which is a very rare occurrence

>>33634204
Fuck. Eggykun's back.

Pass SOPA, make those FEMA camps, burn the Constitution, declare martial law

>>33634247
>Cop in Ginny suit tackles you, as spaghetti flies from your pockets.

>>33634158
Stop being a fucking beta faggot. Just stroll up to the counter and buy them like I did first run. No one made a fucking deal.

>>33633971
>>33634009
apparently yes it is

>>33634220

yeah you can just buy the toys

man i'm not looking forward to the weeks of "HEY MLPG I WANT TO BUY A TOY, WHAT LIE SHOULD I TELL SO THAT I CAN GET IT WITHOUT SPILLING MY SPAGHETTI"

>>33634259
Dude there's like four in the last thread. Just go look.

>>33634269
>rarity being a slut for dragon cock
>headcanon
>>>/ponychan/

>>33634265
... why do they have to be female?

>>33634272
I like angry Bon bon she hate errything except Lyra.

>>33634240
but that doesn't answer my question!
>>33634243
who are you sir
>>33634273
hi to you too! :3

>>33634258
What if water is just a drug which has withdrawal symptoms which kill you after a few days?

>>33634212
What if only females can be alicorns? What if there's a bunch of unicorn princes wandering around Canterlot like bee drones? What if royal jelly?

>>33634271
>Turns out she actually DOES like those sappy love stories

Your move, playa.

>>33634288
I miss that episode!
Retard.

>>33634265

what if stallicorns have three penises?

>walking into a mcdonalds to buy a happy meal

they probably wouldn't find it as creepy if you did it via the drive through

...you guys do have cars, right?

>>33634291
MLP is a feminist cartoon retard

>>33634216
Some things make her smile

>>33634183

>>33634316
and 6 balls?

>>33634305
FoE fanon

>>33634298
A MASSIVE FAGGOT, ISN'T THAT OBVIOUS

I ALSO DRAW SOMETIMES. POORLY.

>>33634310
fuck off faggot I bet you like dom fluttershy x sub dash too

>>33634320

Shit nigga, I'm gonna go in and buy the toys then play in the play area with them till they forcibly remove me

>>33634288
You cant crosslink to a different site, idiot.

>>33634326
>that feel when madmax hats us

>>33634291
cuz boy ponies are ugly.

>>33634324
"feminist" is just one of those words that people make up new meanings for every day isn't it?
like "autistic"

>>33634359
>he doesn't have a 4chan platinum account!

>>33634343
More like dash can actually relax her guard around her x fluttershy

>>33634320
I have a driving license but no car

;__;

>>33634045
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTY3zJaA2Dc

>>33634320
>Buying a happy meal
just buy the fucking toy separate from the shitty food.

You know you can do that, right?

>>33634362

madmax is a cunt

>>33634371
that's a pretty casual thing to say, bro

>>33634376
>he doesn't have a 4chan diamond account

>>33634371
>feminazi detected

>>33634379
That's funny, I have a car but no driver's license

>>33634379
i know that feel..

>>33634283

As long as they don't walk in yelling Winter Wrap Up, they'll be fine.

can't find the video right now...

>>33634271
They might make her read a romance just for the out-of-character element. Also, of course they'd have voicework, literally every time a side-story gets told in this show it's done in a video sequence.

>>33634320

Just buy them for "your girls". It's easy.

>>33634272

>Implying displeased isn't cute

Faggot

>>33634390
That's a pretty cunt thing of you to say

>>33634362

we have chased off quite a few of the old farts with our ever increasing weirdness

>>33634384
that's actually a bit worse

>driving a car instead of using public transportation
>2011

I don't think I like you guys very much.

>>33634413
>that sad feel when you're a virgin but old enough to have daughters who watch MLP

>>33634419
Is not my fault she cant take the heat.

>>33634271
I always liked to imagine she read super hero comics when she was a filly.

>>33634397
>>33634379
I guess I'm an automotive idort?

>>33634419
Shame that.

>>33634422
i know right

we only have one planet, jerks!

>>33634380
>>33634380
that commercial would be good if it wasn't for the generic hasbro merchandise promoting girls singing in the background

>>33634430
then get out

>>33634379
you can have my old car hoppip
oh wait I crashed it

>>33634420
Not really. You can buy like a 'box set' that comes with all they have available. Last time they had pony stuff in the US, there was a package with the ponies and tonka trucks.

People do this shit all the time. McD's toys are like collectables to some people.

>>33634320
>you guys do have cars, right
Legally I am not allowed behind the wheel of a car.

>>33634417

I'm a cunt too

>smiling
>laughing
>having fun

what are you, gay

>>33634271
I bet Dash would fucking LOVE Greek mythology. except for the incest parts

>>33634434

I don't know that feel, bro, sorry.

>>33634430
Well we love you anyways and tolerate your opinion.

Hah, nah, I'll kill you in real life you cock magnet.

this works a little too well

>>33634395
>>33634376
Wait, what? I thought that was all a joke.

How do I get one?

>>33634456
On quite a few occasions i was asked by my dad to take the wheel for a moment mid drive while he did something. Fucking annoying that.

>>33634379
I have a brand-fucking-new Ford Fiesta.

But I still have access to the old family van when I need it.

And when those pony toys come back, I'm gonna damn-well need it. My car only seats so many people, even when you lay additional people across the back seats.

>>33634479
email moot and he'll set up the paypal transfer

>>33634464
>not being homosexual

Haha what are you, some kind of faggot?

>>33634464
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/gay

>>33634479
Post your pin number in the subject field and your card number in the email field.

>>33634466

>"except"

That's a pretty strange way of special especially.

>>33634486
wait...
did people actually LIKE hit-monkey?
but that shit was awful

>>33634483
>Ford Fiesta
Have you taken it on an amphibious assault yet?

>>33634477
>Hoof gloves
D'aww-
>Shoes
JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING

>Tabasco watches Swiffer silently patrol on the counters in the kitchen.
>She does not notice you walk in as she sits on the bar.
>Lean in close, over her shoulder watching what she is watching.
>"You sure are quiet today." you whisper at her.
>You are rewarded by a startled yelp and a kick in the nose.
>She somehow is redder then her interior. as she flees into the spice cupboard.
>Swiffer just watches the whole thing from the other side of the kitchen, as she continues her rounds.

>>33634477

Derpy actually seemed a bit more intelligent than Goofy

>Come home one day and get a snack from the fridge
>Look around for Tabasco pone, since you didn't hear her make some snarky remarks as usual
>Find her near the sink, laying down with her ears folded back
>Ask her whats up
>She's depressed because she has seen you use other condiments more and has heard you think about getting another condiment pone
>She sighs and slowly trots over to her little matchbox bed stuffed with tissues and says she is going to sleep early tonight
>You think on how you can cheer her up
>You spend the rest of the night looking up cool facts about Tabasco
>Next day you don't have work so you wait till Tabasco is awake
>Once she is you get your sheet of paper out and begin to tell her how awesome Tabasco is
>Tabasco was used in MREs in the 1980s, it appears on NASA space shuttle menus and has been used in various space stations, and has appeared in all sorts of famous movies
>As you tell her this she seems to get the usual snarky, pride look back
>Once you are done she says 'Well of course I'm awesome. Why would you even need another condiment? What are you, stupid?'
>You smile and give her a little shake and she snorts, taunting you because she hates it when you do that
>You tell her you are glad shes feeling better as you get some cereal and milk for breakfast
>She just says 'whatever' and goes about her daily routine of exploring the kitchen

I pulled the info from Wikipedia so I guess there's your citation.

>>33634486

"I’m sure all of you were sitting patiently curiously awaiting to find out more about marvel’s hottest new character, the Frank Cho drawn Hitman Monkey.

Well, as of 12:33 the world of comics as we know it changed. Sure there have been lots of great comic book apes; Rex Mantooth, Mallah, Gorilla Grodd and Gorilla Man – but this one is going to be different.. because… well, because… Well, you know what?"

wait... is that fo real?

Marvel plagiarised the internet without paying tribute?

>>33634445
Fun fact: individual cars 30mpg are greener than every other form of in-city transportation.

>>33634479
You have to enter your full name followed by a hash (#) and then your ccn in the subject.

It'll open a new window automatically.

>>33634488
Thanks, brony.

>>33634494
I'm not stupid, you know.

>>33634464
as a big ol' tangerine

I already have a mcdonald's toy, I'm not getting another and that's final

>>33634445
>not making an electric car or your own
or
>not buying the new fully electric nissan leaf

>>33634508
Lost of ponies have worn shoes.
>Glass slippers

>>33634530
but a bus can hold many times more people than a car can

>>33634532
i dont even know anymore..

>>33634422
>not just fast traveling everywhere
sure is casual in here

>>33634539
Which one?

HOLY SHIT ENOUGH WITH THE CUTE CONDIMENTS PONY STORIES

I WANT ABUSE PLEASE

>>33634510
You have my approval, anon. These are cute.

>>33634539
>not having the full set
>not knowing that the new ones will be different

>>33634510
Been waiting for this. Love it.

>>33634099
whoa...

Haha, okay I'm gonna break the charade for a bit, but can you guys imagine if we were actually serious about liking this show?

>>33634566
>not using portals

>>33634512
/co/ loves Goofy Movie and hated Derpy. Huh. I never realized that contrast.

>>33634566
Gotta go fast hopopo.

>>33634542

that car looks like a creepy smiling asian man from the front

>>33634530
Greener per mile, but not per person-mile. Get five people on a bus, and its fuel efficiency quintuples.

Think of it this way; is it better to have two people driving 40mpg cars, or two people in one 25 mpg car?

>>33634422
>public transportation
>not biking everywhere
I bet you're American.

>>33634519
>I pulled the info from Wikipedia
[Citation needed]

>>33634579
>traveling on easy mode
Walk everywhere masterrace reporting.

>>33634552
Yes, but the design of those shoes just doesn't fit a pone.

>>33634566
>not walking everywhere


fucking casual scum

>>33634570
FUCK YOU, THE CUTE ONES ARE BETTER.

DEAL WITH IT.

>>33634582
They hated Derpy?

>>33634582
>/co/ hated derpy
no

>>33634578
We don't joke about that. Nobody could actually enjoy this tripe and it's insulting to even entertain the thought.

>>33634519
Heck, it's still used in MREs.

Here's something fun: get a bunch of tobasco bottles from them, and dump them all into the heater pouch instead of water.

Oh fuck me, the other winged unicorn is real?

FUCK YOU HASBRO, there are only two of them for a good fucking reason!

>>33634564

>>33634566
>Not getting you KILL on as you travel down the roads.
You must be poor as fuck.

>>33634542
>Electric cars
>not terrible for the enviroment
Zero emission my ass.

>>33634419
maybe, or maybe posting on /co/ is just boring. Not even Faceless is here.

>>33634604
I loved Derpy's scene personally

>>33634566
But that breaks the immersion.

>>33634588
>mfw I bike everywhere and am American

>>33634604
Nope

>>33634618
That shit really saved some otherwise awful meals. Fucking omlette fuck you.

>>33634618
MY EYES

>>33634572
There's new ones coming out?

OH MY GOD IT'S CHRISTMAS.

What new alicorn?
Source?

>>33634577
>Filename

>>33634622
That's my ringtone.

>>33634562
>>33634587
>Buses driving all around town with two or three people at a time all day except rush hour
>green

>>33634578
>>33634617
I actually felt a twinge of concern, what the fuck.

MLPG where do I meet girls who like being felt up

>>33634604
ponychan hates Derpy

>not using a push scooter
>1997

lol you're all gay

>>33634539

I am safe unless they start including background ponies

>>33634542
The environmental costs of getting the materials to produce electric/hybrid batteries is obscene. Almost enough to offset that of using a standard petrol-fueled car.

>>33634582
I don't know, man. I personally loved her in the last episode. Her clumsiness and everything she says just makes me d'awww every time.

>>33634662
How you you spell the aieou part by the way?

>>33634570
No, fuck you.

>>33634673
Japanese subway system

>>33634675
Good.
I like something they hate.

>>33634693
wololo is from age of empires you plebeian

>>33634686
As of now. It's not a reason to to get them and get the buying price down, or to stop developments into the area. Just sayin

>>33634668
Fucking with heads is always fun

>>33634677
I am too heavy for a compact scooter :/

>>33634570
>And then all the condiment ponies drowned.
>In fire
>It was horrible.

>>33634698
Alternatively, elevators.

>>33634626
100,000 gold and nothing to spend it on

;_;

>>33634692

She is a very expressive pony for being all googly eyed

Plus I love how they animated her there, dat body language

>>33634675
you're fucking retarded, nobody hates derpy
people hate people who love derpy, sure but nobody hates derpy herself
she's just a fucking pony

>>33634675
>>33634700
Actually I was surprised to find mostly good comments about her over there when I went to check. The only people who don't like her are card carrying invalids and goggles.

Fluttershy is a very bad actress

brosteins are better than bronies

>>33632851

>>33634692
Likewise.

She was so adorable I wanted to squeeze her until something horrible befell me.

And then I wanted her to visit me in the hospital.
And then have like...bees come out of the flowers and sting me. Or something.

LETH ARE YOU HERE?

>>33634679
yfw Derpy toy in McDonalds

>>33634728
Skyrim, you have given me the >feels

>>33634715
>fire

fool! that will only make tabasco pone stronger!

YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL

>>33634707
I know i mean how do you spell the second part of the chant. WOLOLO is only one part of it you know.

>>33634647
>Eating the omelet meal
>not saving it for use as a projectile in combat

Shit nigger, what are you doing?

>>33634692
I'm with you, I thought Derpy was pretty great. She was turned into a genuinely adorable character, and her voice wasn't half bad either. I think the only people who hated derpy were fannon retards who insisted that she was either a single mother of one or a complete braindead retard who couldn't string together a sentence and just babbles random words.

>>33634542
>Not driving a huge truck that only gets 8mpg
>Not towing a trailer everywhere with 2+ ponies minimum

Fucking casuals

>>33634578
There's a show?

>>33634737

Oh god no

they better not, I will be defenseless

>mfw

NO MORE MY LITTLE PONY, THE TIME HAS COME TO SPREAD THE WORD. LITTLE EINSTEINS IS 10x BETTER. START THE WAR! EVERYONE HELP GET THE WORD OUT. MLP GENERAL IS A FAGGOT AND IT'S TIME FOR REVOLUTION. KILL THE PIG, SLIT HIS THROAT, SPILL HIS BLOOD!

Guys what if the popularity of ponies sees an increase in transportation by pony?

>>33634770
>KILL THE PIG, SLIT HIS THROAT, SPILL HIS BLOOD
>US Army picture

>>33634763
>b-back that ass up

>>33634659
check last topic. No need to bring that bitchfit in here.

>>33634720
You know how, thanks to ponychan, Derpy will probably be removed from the franchise all together?


They signed a petition towards Hasbro bawww'ing that it was an ableist depiction.

>>33634770
What?

>>33634677
>>33634677
That's what it was!

Things I have bought because of MLPG:
Tablet
Fallout series
Scooter for my neighbor! She rides the scooter around

>>33634753
I WAS YOUNG AND STUPID

I really was surprised how decent the rest of the meals were, though. I actually still have a few sitting around somewhere; they make decent "oh shit I have nothing else to eat" snacks when I'm drunk or something.

>>33634763
>b-back that derp up.png

>>33634776
>implying bronies wouldn't crush a real pony the instant they hauled their leg over it

Whats this about pony toys at mcdonalds?

>>33634756
She was 'dorable.

>>33634798
I believe it's a Lord of the Flies reference. Not sure why he's using the Army picture.

>>33634752
That would be 'hoyo hoyo'

It's even one of the cheat codes.

>>33634792
I don't know how many times that joke was made since saturday

>>33634794
Link?

>>33634796

who gives a fuck if shes removed under the guise of sensitivity to retards

fanservice = bad

>>33634796
Both that screencap and the petition are trolling.

>>33634578
haha - wait- what?

Some of you are joking?

Somebody here needs a spanking.

>>33634796

>implying anything will happen

And if it does, I'll support ponychan getting DDOSed

>>33634817
Oh yeah that would make a bit more sense. Why post that though?

>>33634818
HAIOOOO!

>>33634791

those are marines, son

>>33634776
Can someone please post the pictures/comic about AJ's truck with the cardboard Twilight in the back seat...
Those were funny.

>>33634825
>>33634825
Butthurt Ditzyfag detected.

Ponychan →

>>33634848
Guess somebody doesn't like my little pony.

>>33634853
So? They are part of the usa army.

>>33634796
And now she'll be removed.

And then? Did they even think about what they where going to gain?

Nothing. Nothing will come of this other than a hollow victory. Fucking apes acting on misplaced emotions.

>>33634810
hello?

>>33634796
>still thinking that post was legit

>>33634831
Go to Ponychan and find out for yourself.

>>33634578

LOL

it seems like some people actually like this show, and aren't joking around

those people must be so sad

>>33634863

Actually they are part of the Department of the Navy, not the army.

>>33634870
There will be new pony toys at mcdonalds.

>>33634728
Oh so YOU were the weirdo posting the beesting fetish stuff.

>>33634863
Nope

>>33634858
Sorry, I only have this for what it's worth.

>>33634822
>>33633386
last thread, beat it

>>33634890
how do i get them without looking autistic

>>33634796
I love how everyone just completely forgets about snails

>>33634885
I was in that thread when it was posted. No replies from the author and no source. It's trolling.

>>33634578
>Not liking the show ironically

What are you, some kind of unhipsterfag?

For those of you behind in the times, by the way, it used to be uncool to be identified as a hipster, but it is now cool to be a hipster ironically.

>>33634618
>Tabasco pone has found out that she's used in MREs
>Does a little digging about the army
>Unfortunately, she finds the first ten minutes of bootcamp in Full Metal Jacket
>Decides to act more 'military' in order to keep you in line
>Smears some wet flour under her eyes, puts on a domed bottle cap she found and paints it green and carries around a toothpick at all times
>She insists that you say 'ma'am' at the beginning and end of every sentence or else she'll poke you with the toothpick
>She is a little more snarky than usual and sometimes pauses to come up with drill Sargent nasty type insults, to varying degrees of success
>You humor her for a while, its quite silly and hilarious, but you'll tell her to stop soon
>You don't have the heart to tell her the bottle cap looks silly on her little 'fez' too

>>33634893
>>33634887
Is the same fucking shit amurrika.

>>33634796
I personally know someone with autism with that exact accent. (Not me, btw.) I don't know what her opinion is of it.

However, the only change required in that episode would be to re-dub Derpy.

So how ponychan discovers G3.5 and starts going on about how much better it is?

>>33634578
Hahaha! These autistic kids here in /co/ has really fallen for that.

>>33634796
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This makes me so angry...
>ableist bullshit
ishyfddt

>>33634900
By proxy.

>The Tabasco corporation needs a new sponsor.
>They use a pony.

>>33634905
Selective thinking.

It's not ablism if its a male.

>>33634886
why doesn't /co/ just accept that other people might like things that they don't?

MLPG seriously I want to meet a girl who lets me feel her breasts
and possibly lick them

>>33634905
Snails just acts and sounds dumb to a comic degree. Derpy was different because there was a bit of a Downs twinge to her voice.

>>33634916
>defending ignorance

>>33634945
It's not how the internet works

>>33634915
>drill Sargent nasty
Hello troper.

>>33634949
don't we all anon?

>walking back from the bathroom after dropping a very satisfying deuce
>on your way back to the computer
>twinge of movement just inside your vision next to the broom closet
>it's tobasco
>she's pacing back and forth, mumbling to herself
>she shakes her head, sighs, and turns to go through the cracked door
>you quietly walk up behind her
>'you meeting up with someone?'
>she leaps about a foot straight up
>redder than her little cap
>steams off back to the kitchen
>you laugh softly to yourself and head back to the computer

>>33634900
it's a request from your sick daughter

>>33634945
why doesn't you go fuck yourself

>>33634900
Apparently they'll call you out if you say it's for a sister. It has happened to a bunch of people. ;_;

>Tell the girl scouts selling cookies outside McDonald's that you will buy their cookies if they'll go inside and buy the happy meal for you.

No seriously, though, the easiest way is drive through, presumably.

Why isn't it ok to make fun of people with downs syndrome when they can't even tell we're making fun of them?

>>33634952
"That why do they call it a flea market if the don't sell fleas?"

Yeah, real dumb and not retarded.

>>33634945
Because i am right.

>>33634927
Wasn't tumblr the source of all that shit to start with? They're usually too busy having trigger meltdowns to actually do anything.

>>33634952
>Derpy was different because there was a bit of a Downs twinge to her voice
wat

>>33634919
You've seen "autists" in action. All self-diagnosed self-impotant freaks that will cry persecution to everything. They are almost worse than furries.

>>33634952
Why not represent the Downs ponies? Why not have a pony for every special child group?

>Twilight's new cutie mark is a puzzle piece

>>33634952
Or she has inner-ear damage.

>>33634803
Things I have bought because of MLPG:
Tablet
Too many toys

>>33634900
Okay here's what you do
Step one: Find a little girl. They're pretty easy to come by and if you aren't able to get them to willingly come in your van you could probably just knock one unconscious

step two: Tell the little girl you will kill her and her family if she doesn't pretend to be your daughter. She will have no choice but to obey because she's too stupid to call your bluff.

Step three: Go to McDonalds and buy your pony toy. Tell them it's for your daughter who is standing right next to you.

Step four: Enjoy pone. Killing the girl is optional. You could probably rape her once too.

>>33634949
Just get her drunk.

>>33634952
What the fuck am i reading? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1SWaG79_MU

He sounds like Donny Darko when he was hypnotized.

I'm actually hoping Cadence turns out to be Celestia and Luna's mother, that'll be a kick in the balls to the fantards.

>>33634905
You cant be sexist against men, dont you know that?

>>33634995
http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/757515

>>33635020
I dont think that is going to happend.

>>33635001

>>33635020
and to faust herself, who wanted equestria to just have 2 alicorns

>>33634979
>>33634979

>>33635012
get who drunk

>>33634900

you joking? just go in and say you want the pony toys

and they'll be like, "DEM FINGS FOR DEM LIL CHILLINS?"

and you'll be like, yeah those ones

then you'll pay the 10 bucks or whatever and you'll have all the ponies your little autistic brony heart can handle

>>33634983
Why don't you just put your ring on and get fucked up?

>>33634983
This always troubled me.

>>33635026
>http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/757515
I have to log in?

>Now everyone is making Tabasco pony stories.

>>33634900
Step one: Ask when the box set of the current mcdonalds toys will be available
Step two: Thank person who informs you
Step three: purchase box set when it is available

>>33635020
I want you to be Sparklers next victim.

>>33635059
I didn't have to.

>January 25, 2012 — Concerns that proposed changes to autism criteria in the upcoming Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition (DSM-5) will exclude many individuals from diagnosis and treatment are unfounded, says the American Psychiatric Association (APA).

Why is wrong to make fun of the deaf? They can't tell.

>>33634983

Their family members get buttmad

Its the only reason really

>>33635044
MLPG

>>33634982
Just

Ask

For

The

Toys


It's not fucking hard.

"Hey, I need the pony toys. One of each. Thanks."

Pay the poor wageslave and leave.

>>33635014
Pipsqueak is English
Snails is Canadian
Derpy is Downs Syndrome

You can tell by the accent.

>>33635078
if they didn't want their family members to be made fun of maybe they should have thought of that before letting them be retarded

>>33635086
but MLPG is all males

>>33635076
Don't do it. Most can lipread. And you're being a dick.

>>33634968
You know there was a drill sergeant in that movie who slung nasty insults at the troops, right?

>>33635067
Wait...
>box set
really?
Also how much did they run last time?

>>33634900
Jesus christ you people are pathetic.
And this is coming from a bona fide tripfag.

Go in.
Order food.
order toy.

You're a fucking American and you have a right to buy whatever the fuck you want with your money. I can buy guns, booze, and smokes, all from the same damn store if I want. You're telling me I can't buy a tiny piece of plastic?

No, sir. Just walk in there, ask for your food, and ask for your toy. There's no, "HURR PONY PRIDE WORLD WIDE" thing. There's no autism. There's no higher calling. It's just a toy. it's just food. For christ's sake what the fuck. What are you afraid of? When I bought my toy, it was this simple:

"I'd like a mcdouble and a mc chicken. Oh, and could you get me a pinkie pie?" "Sure. that'll be 5.95. (I think that was the total.)"

I paid the woman and left with my toy and my food.

It took me like 5 goddamn minutes. What the fuck is the matter with you. You're acting like this is the hardest thing in the world.

I'm really sorry if I'm coming down hard. I really am. But just grow up and buy your fucking toy. It's not going to bite. If they give you trouble, you have two options:
"Aren't you a little old to be working at mcdonalds/minimum wage?"
Or:
"Cute. Can I speak to your manager?"

>>33635105
We have resident vaginas like Rose, Jessy, and Goggles.

>>33634968
So I look at TVtropes big whoop wanna fight about it?

>>33635066
You could say it's a hot topic!

>>33634283

IT BEGINS

>>33634982
>>33634900

>>33635099
>Downs syndrome accent.

>>33634945

Men? Men are weak. The Blood of /co/mrades is all but spent, its pride and dignity forgotten. I was there, anon. I was there two years ago. I was there the day the strength of Men failed.

>>33635076

>>33635099
I am English and i can tell that pipsqueak isn't. In much the same way that Texans know applejack isn't, and i am sure it is the same for Canadians

>>33635105
Doesn't mean there's a shortage of breasts.

*rimshot*

>Too much of a shut in to go in and ask for the toys
>No car

>>33635124

>>33635146
Not >boobs.

>>33635124
You forgot the sexiest one Chistery

>>33635146
A shortage of perfect breasts, though.

>>33634968
Have you never fucking seen Full Metal Jacket? Not everything is a tvtropes reference Jesus christ.

You're as bad as the other guy last night who thought tvtropes invented the term plot armor.

>>33635044
One of your slutty female friends.

>>33635124
they've never shown us their genitalia, just sayin'

>>33635152
Yeah is not like they talk in theit streams right?

>>33635128
Its a useful site.

>>33635124
but they all have boyfriends

>>33635142

>>33635185
That's never stopped me before.