Hai ponies!

>ramp

Rape time?

>rope

>raft

This is kinda weird.

>Junji Ito

>romp

>Go to your fridge and realize you are completely out of food
>Time to hit up the local mega-mart
>Whilst shopping you see a small pen in the middle of the main aisle
>Upon closer inspection you see 20 or 30 condiment ponies frolicking happily in the pen
>Mustard, mayo, ketchup, relish and even a few tartar sauce ponies are all playing amongst themselves
>”Condiment Ponies, only 9.99”
>A small mustard unicorn pone detaches herself from the main group to greet you
>The 6inch tall mare looks up at you hopefully with her big, light brown eyes
>Minutes later you are driving home with a car full of groceries and a small yellow mustard pone sitting happily in your passenger seat
>As you walk into your house Mustard Pone runs about, eager to explore her new home.
>As you finish unpacking your groceries you call Mustard Pone into the kitchen
>Gingerly you pick her up and pace her o the counter top
>Silently you take a hot dog out of your fridge and a bun from the cupboard
>Eager to see what she will do you place the hot dog in front of Mustard Pone
>With a cute squeak the top of Mustard Pone's horn flips open
>With practiced perfection a line of mustard flows from Mustard Pone's horn and onto your hot dog
>You take a small bite of the hot dog
>It is the most delicious thing you have ever tasted
>Happily you pat Mustard Pone's head
>Proud of making you happy Mustard Pone begins a happy dance on the counter
>This was a good idea

>>33630373

I don't get how the original comic is supposed to be horrifying, am I missing something?

>>33629787
WHY IS THIS SO HARD

Fun exercise though.

>>33630373

>meanhwile in the Legion of Bronies Headquaters
>Seth's OC, with Rule 63 applied

Why does it look so bad

even with applebloom-esk colours I hate it with ever fiber of my being

who are your favorite /co/ contributors?

in fact, who the fuck does contribute here anyway?

When will yellow Pegasus get an episode?

>>33630430
rape it

RAPE IT

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD RAPE THAT FAGGOT

>>33630399
That's a good feel man.

>>33630430
Here's my question, why does it look nothing like Seth.

>>33630430
Please. Stop.

>>33630431
>in fact, who the fuck does contribute here anyway?

Rose, Tess, Jr, Dooks, Nass, NS, Fluffy and anon.

>>33630407

Small spaces without escape and all that, it's pretty terrifying for some people.

>>33630399
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C3D0rcFXrY
>Things were much worse when you brought Ketchup home.

>>33630463

>>33630476

>It has been nearly a month since you bought Mustard Pone
>You are starting to think it may have been a mistake
>She puts mustard on EVERYTHING you try to eat
>It started off as kind of cute, mustard on your morning toast, mustard on your meatloaf
>Her mustard was so delicious it usually didn't matter
>But things have recently gotten out of hand
>You have to watch your food carefully, if you look away for even a few moments it will be covered in mustard
>Mustard in your glass of milk, mustard in your soup, mustard on your toothbrush, it never ends
>At first you tried talking to Mustard Pone, but her grasp of language is tentative at best
>Most of the time she would get confused and end up putting more mustard on your already mustard covered food
>Then you tried punishing Mustard Pone
>But she never could figure out why you were punishing her and would try and apologize by cooking you a hot dog, covered in mustard of course
>At one point you tried to empty her of mustard
>You took her out to the back yard and squeezed
>For hours you squeezed, eventually your yard was covered completely in mustard 3 inches thick
>Now you can't let Mustard Pone into the back yard or she'll try and apply a fresh coat

>>33630463

>>33630431
Tess, Tex, Terse, jessy, rose, rubrony, dala, drone, doc, dooks, leth...

Theres a lot

I could just write down the six people that are shitposting faggots and just say erryone else is better.

>>33630430
>This is going to be on the front page of EQD.
>Someone will make a banner for it.

>>33630472
oh fuck i lold

>>33630510
go on then

guys lets talk about our favorite tripfags again

>>33630507

This >>33630492

>>33630492

>>33630399
i want a mustard poni now

QUESTION:
Is this anthro or not-anthro?

Guess whose OC this is

>>33630463
Where the hell is Leth on that list?

>>33630543
Your mom.

>>33630543
Mine?

So which pony is the best cuddleslut?

>>33630543
Is it me?
It's me isn't it?

>>33630534
Is the original line are around? Im tired of seeing this coloring.

>>33630463
>Captcha vitylati contribute

oh the irony..

>>33630534
Anthro.

>>33630504
Can you do some Mustard Pony gore?
Please

That little shit obviously deserves it

>>33630534

Not.

>>33630510
Do that in spoilers then.

>>33630534
That is definitely anthro, but I'm positive that wasn't the intention. It's just due to the artist's poor grasp of pony anatomy that s/he added in the human features.
So anthro but not on purpose.

Dear jesus help us Wesdaaman has successfully cloned himself
http://lacithehunter.deviantart.com/

>>33630534
I think its accidental anthro.

>>33630552
Im your butt.

>>33630534
non-anthro. no boobs, hands, feet are present

technically all ponies are anthro though

>>33630586
Anthro because it has a bellybutton? I don't think you can into art...

>Playing TF2
>Be medic
>Could buddy with a heavy
>Decide to buddy with a player named Luna because Luna is best pony
>Stomp the opposing team

I would be Lunas medic in real life

>>33630543
Kimmo's?

>>33630559
Big Mac

>>33630430
cause Jesco fucking suck. I really tried to find something that he has made that blows my mind. Now this is subjective, but if you havn't tried to do something in the "level" as the provided picture, aka for his part, never improving. Why the fuck do you call yourself an artist?

>>33630504
>Tabasco pony once tried starting shit with Mustard.
>You could not stop yourself from laughing when she got sprayed with mustard.

>>33630534
All pony.
Human and anthro are fucking horrible.

>>33630609
Forgot to mention Luna was a soldier

>>33630592
How can deviantart be so bad?

>>33630543

I'm surprised /co/ doesn't know the biggest autist in the history of men.

>>33630609
i'm always medic when i play. shame i haven't played since summer though

>To get away from Mustard Pone you have started eating most of your meals at local restaurants
>At one such meal you met a nice young lady and the two of you hit it off pretty well
>Your lady friend is coming over tonight for some sexy shenanigans
>You clean your house as best you can taking special care to hose away the massive amount of mustard in your back yard
>You bought a small dog kennel for Mustard Pone and she is sleeping soundly in the back room
>There is a knock at the door
>Your lady friend is here holding a bottle of what looks like whiskey
>For several hours the two of you drink,becoming increasingly sloppy as the night continues
>Throughout the night you half expect Mustard Pone to show up and spray mustard all over your glass
>She never does
>Eventually the two of you end up in your bedroom
>Your lady friend tells you she wants to fuck but she's on her period so you'll have to be satisfied with anal
>This is a small fantasy of yours and you are all too eager to comply
>The girl bends over your bed as you reach into the side drawer for lube
>As you fumble in the drawer you realize you forgot to buy lube
>You open your mouth to tell your lady friend the bad news but stop when you feel something cold on your penis
>You look down and see that your dick is covered in mustard, small yellow drops falling onto your bed
>On the bedside drawer stands Mustard Pone
>With an adorable squeak Mustard Pone squirts another jet of mustard directly onto the waiting girl's anus
>You look down at Mustard Pone with an appreciative smile and pat her gently on the head
>With a wink Mustard Pone jumps off the table and scampers out of the room
>This was a good idea after all

And thats all I've got

>>33630648
Oh we do.

>>33630648
Sarcasm dude.

>>33630463
Forgot ArtPony

>>33630608
The armpit, the chest, the proportions, even the pose itself are all human.

>10minute pone
>no sketching allowed
>everything goes worse than expected

>>33630658

>I, Kitsune-

Stopped reading there, anyone with fucking kitsune in their name needs to be dipped.

Derpy's introduction renewed my hope to see Scratch again

>>33630655
>Anal
>Lube
FUCKING FAGGOT

>>33630472

Every god damn time

>>33630655
dude
mustard would burn the anus

>Sketching a pone in 10 minutes

now thats just suicide

>>33630658
HEY GUYS IM LEAVING
WONT YOU SAY BYE?
HEY, HEY GUYS CYA LATER
ok then.

rainbow dash is a very sleepy pony

>>33630658
>they seem TOO real for my tastes
hahahahahHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHA

>>33630686
Eye colour turns out not to be red. i would be very sad

>>33630686
Her canon name is DJ PON3
They don't give a shit if we think its her stage name. Soon an episodes gonna have Pinkie Pie say "Is DJ PONE THREE GONNA BE AT THE PARTY?"

>>33630716
crystal meth pony is a very sleepy pony

>>33630658
>too real

jesu

>>33630707
At least it wasn't tobasco pone

>>33630716

>>33630724
I have the same problem, everyone is flying around here! I feel like im in fucking Cloudsdale.

>>33630617
>two days later
>you open the condiment cabinet
>and discover the two are now lesbian butt-buddies
I cannot get this image out of my head it's too goddamn cute

New thread?
Posting the challenge again.
>>33629787

>>33630655
Wacky story bro, A+ would read again

This pic is cozy as fuck.

Time for the best pone

fuck this pinkamina shit

overly colorful pinkie art makes her look sinister anyway

>>33630658
What a shame.

>>33630782
>Sleepy on a cloud as an earth pony
>Probably under the cloud walker spell
>Sleeps for 3 days straight and falls

>>33630786

This what watching an episode with Pinkie while on acid looks like.

>>33630786
FU

>>33630658
Show cancelled

why did i hate derpys voice at first but now i love it and cant stop listening to it

>Swiffer pony is doing her usual patrol around the kitchen counter.
>Still dusting away.
>Tabasco watches her with minor disgust, nothing should be this damn happy doing the same thing over and over.
>Notices Swiffer is getting closer.
>Says something snitty to the duster as it passes by.
>Gets no response, as usual.
>Asks her what her deal is.
>No response, as usual.
>Yells at her.
>Gets a fluffy tail across her face.
>Tabasco sputters and takes a step back, hits the backsplash of the counter, pinning herself.
>Swiffer rubs against Tabasco, who is obviously now very uncomfortable.
>Swiffer moves around her, keeping contact, then moves away, back on her usual dusting rout.
>Tabasco is stunned on the counter, not moving for the next minute.

>>33630786
That pic is freaking awesome.

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>>33630838
Sometimes you just get used to things

>>33630658
is this someone important?

>>33630870
VERY important

>>33630870
Its Jayson Theisenn roleplaying as his fursona

>>33630844
>>33630844
>>33630844
>>33630844
>>33630844
>>33630844
>>33630844
>>33630844
>>33630844
>>33630844
>>33630844
>>33630844
>>33630844
>>33630844

>>33630889

>>33630890

The animated equestrian being identified by the humorous sobriquet "Derpy Hooves" is a very ugly pony.

>>33630929
BEINGS might be useful.

>>33630840
I fucking love these visuals in my head.
I hate the term with a burning passion but I FUCKING LOVE tsundere tobasco pone.

>http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/01/new-mcdonalds-toys-coming-in-march.html


>pone toys in america again soon

is your nigger ass ready

>>33630913
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G-ZiBxVTNs

>>33630929
Fascinating, my good sir.
Tell us more.

>Finally get sick of Mustard Pony
>You fill a large pot with boiling water
>Once the water begins to boil, you go get Mustard Pony.
>You tie a weight to her body
>Mustard Pony is confused but her trust in you is unwavering
>You take one final look into Mustard Pony's eyes
>Mustard Pony finally picks up that everything isn't alright and tries to scamper off
>The weight is too heavy and she can't get away
>She tries to chew through the rope but you grab her head and smash it into the counter
>Large splotches of Mustard all over the counter
>She's bruised and disoriented
>You quickly scoop her up and drop her into the boiling pot
>A single shrill pony scream escapes before you fasten the lid onto the pot.
>You put on oven mits and hold the pot in place to prevent Mustard Pony's death struggles from knocking it over
>You wait a good 5 minutes before removing the lid
>The water is a thick disgusting yellow and smells terrible
>You drive out of town to dispose of the pot and it's contents
>On the way back, a Ketchup Pony catches your eye

>>33630949
Her wings are so pretty

>>33630949

WE RIDE AT DAWN.

>>33630970
YOU HAVE MY SWORD.

Did anyone else note how similar these pones color schemes were?

>>33630658
are you going to tell us who it is or do we have to guess?

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DAILY DOSE?

>>33630949

nigger yes

>>33630983
I SHALL NOW SHIP THEM

>>33630949

Is that them?

Or are those the ones from last year?

hey you guys, i hear there's a new my little pony series created by the same people who did powerpuff girls

looks like it could be interesting, anyone seen it yet?

pick related, it's one of the main ponies (or mane, lol!)

>>33630988
>he doesn't know KitsuneManami

Go home

>>33630949
>No cowboy hat for AJ
>No pimp hat for Cheerilee

>>33630983
She is her mom.

>>33631002
Last year

>>33630983

Well, rose is a cute pony, not big surprise. And besides, it's not like there won't be ponies with the same colors out there.

>>33631002
there will be new toys out. no one knows what they are yet.

>>>/tg/17673437
Fucking Sparkler has ruined the pony named Sparkler for me.

>>33630766
>>33629787
everything went better, and faster, than expected

>>33630438
you can do that with SAI carefully right?

10 minutes of ponies? I did do more heads but then cropped them because they ended up terrible. I might find myself proficient enough to become a drawfiend in near future

>>33631013
>She is her mom
I SHALL SHIP THEM EVEN HARDER NOW
NIGGER, THIS SHIT JUST WENT PRIORITY, FIRST CLASS, AND COVERED IN STAMPS
STAMPS LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE.

>>33631004
lol no that shit is for girls

>>33631014

Dang.

Any pics of the new ones yet?

I drew a pone!

>>33631035
Ok. Good luck with that anon.

>>33630949

They come with those little stands?

>>33631041
Doesn't look like it, sadly.

>>33631041

Never mind.

>>33631013

I'd go with that too if anything, as Cherry seems older for some reason

>>33630983
They are fucking identical.

>>33630949
>Someone named EVN tipped me off in email about some upcoming McDonalds, so I called the them up to confirm it.
>tipped me off in email about some upcoming McDonalds, so I called the them up to confirm it.
>about some upcoming McDonalds, so I called the them up to confirm it.
>McDonalds, so I called the them up to confirm it.
>so I called the them up to confirm it.
>I called the them up
>I called the them
>I called
>called

I want everyone to appreciate this awkward phone call to McDonald's management from an adult man who wanted to know about their plans for future pony toys.

>new toys come out
>they already used the solid colors for the last promo

Oh shit, what if they're the special shiny versions this time?

>limited edition holographic sparkling pones

>>33631070
She looks old like Aunt Orange.

>>33631005
>KitsuneManami
>search google
>only find this

Do pronies like pizza?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7DSR015AsI

>>33630983
>cherries are roses.

Its her mom.

>>33631082
>limited edition holographic sparkling pones

Fuck you! They sold this in mexico and they are shit.

what do I do if pone farts?

I want to draw noses like that but I always feel it's wrong when I do it

>>33631093
So what's your match percent?

>>33631074
>>33631074
I want everyone to appreciate how many errors were in that sentence.

>>33630949

Why do they keep making Princess Celestia pink in every toy? It's weird, she's supposed to be white.

>>33630943
I enjoy making them.
Make it stop, please.

>>33631027
its horrible, isn't it

>>33631133
White power.

>>33631128
I appreciate it Anon

>>33631133
That's Princess Cadence, dumbass. Geez, how can you be so fucking thick? Seriously, fuck off if you're not going to stay in the loop you stupid prick.

>>33631074
They get it all the time, there's a bunch of people who make a business of reselling those shitty toys

>>33631114

Horse farts?

Best farts

Why are you guys talking about stupid alicorns

Luna and Celestia are the only true alicorns

>>33631179
Nice try.
We all know girls cannot fart.

>>33631136
better than i do

>>33630970
About a year ago, around this time, there was a post made by a guy who basically rounded up 10 of his freinds, all ponyfags, took the back seats out of his van, packed them all inside, and they all went to every damn mcdonalds in Austin Texas on the last day they offered the toys to find the last remaining ones.

That guy was me, and you better beleive I'm gonna do it again.

>>33631184
Nope, Princess Cadence is canon, deal with it.

>>33630964
You're a bad fic writer

>>33631184
This is Faust's story and I'm sticking to it.

>>33631191

>>33630567

Any Idea where I can get that Twilight Pic?

>>33631194
Shit, nigger, I'm in Austin.

I'm not confident I could be around ponyfags in real life. I'm too used to hiding my powerlevel.

>>33631191
>zipper vagina

>>33631203
Then who is a good fic writer? FILL ME ON OH GREAT ONE

Sleepy pone is best pone.

>>33631220

>>33631194
Gonna go sing winter wrap up at people?

>>33631161

I'm pretty casual when it comes to ponies.

I don't care.

>>33630430
>take thread advice and leave
>curiosity strikes me, I must know if he is done so I can live in peace
>PROGRESS

well

at least we know it's JJ, considering blush

I regret that this will probably be on EDQ frontpage circlejerk

forgive me, but you must know the horrible future that awaits us all

>>33631100

So maybe thats why Rose appears so seldomly- she splits her time between Ponyville and Dodge Junction


No idea on Lily though. Maybe she is just a shut in

When people humanize ponies, i like it MUCH better then they get creative with the hair.

>>33631233
Thanks

>>33631244
I thought Seth was supposed to be yellow.

>>33631238
That's princess celestia. Though cadence WILL be pink.

Celestia toys are pink because marketing says pink pony princesses sell better to little girls than white pony princesses.

>>33631236
Abso-fucking-lutely not.

I said ponyfags, not bronies.

>>33631100
>Apples are related to roses.

>>33631223
I love hiding my powerlevel around low tier channers and more recently redditors and similar shitty sites. Feels superior man.

>>33631270
Seth is Caucasian. Not a pony.

>>33631293
>All the ponies are ponies

>>33631179
>Select your pony
>press face up against her plot
> receive horse fart

>>33631284

Ah. Thanks.

>>33631296
>I love hiding my powerlevel around low tier channers and more recently redditors and similar shitty sites

Man you're a faggot.

>>33631238

>implying hardcore ponyfags

>>33631305
Mind = Blown

>>33631330
We're all faggots here Anon

>>33631257
I can agree with that. Sometimes, you get some rather cool stuff.

>>33631325
But I don't want to receive horse fart. Plus my favorite pony doesn't look like she's providing.

>>33631325

i would choose white pone

>>33631325
Should I dump the rest?

Does there exist a Morshu pony?

>>33631325
>>33630949

no fuck you

>>33631348
Yeah, but the homolust runs higher in some.

>>33630814
You know an armed pony isn't complete without Armour.

>>33631330
Bringing internet stuff into the real world is a major part of being a faggot.

>>33631339
I am a true brony, more true brony than you are. You're not a true brony unless you own all the pony bed pillows.

>>33631319
Now make them ponies.

>>33631325
>No horse vagina

>>33631368
Yes, into your recycle bin.

>>33631369
Only if you have enough rupees

>>33631244
Is this something Seth asked for? Or is JJ fucking with him?

>>33631203
You try writing tiny pony abuse THEN.

At least I didn't resort to fucking rape for shock value like Sparkler always does

>>33631279
:D

>>33631413
>is JJ fucking with him

I'm pretty sure even if he didn't ask for this he's already flogging his dolphin over it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbj8zi1v-2o&feature=player_embedded

>>33631348
You're a faggot, too. You wouldn't be here if you weren't a faggot

>>33631366
>At some point in the show, Rarity will wear a business suit like that.
>Only it will be buttoned with a tie.
>At some point she gets to relax and undoes the tie, unbuttoning the first two buttons with a sigh of relief.

>>33631401

OINK OINK OINK!

>>33631422
it is bad because it is tiny pony abuse

>>33631401

>>33631443
I...

That's what I said

>>33631437
You have to remember that Seth is a homophobic sperglord.

I'd say there's an equal chance he goes apeshit over it.

>>33631348

I love rainbows so much.

>thinking pone has anatomy and proper poses
do you even watch the show

>>33631459
Oh boy it has been a while.

>>33631413

I don't know the details. I am too weak to continue. But It is most likley something Seth asked for, or perhaps and most likley paid for because by all accounts every artist that acctually went to spaghetticon seemingly hated him.

>>33631460
Yeah, but he framed it in the form of a Through the Looking Glass reference.

>>33631471
Is he still actually homophobic?

>>33631474
Horses asses dont work that way.

>>33631471
It's not gay, it's masturbation!

>>33631479
Bob Chandler is dead.

>>33631488
Fuck me

I really am a faggot

>>33631453
You would rather have adorable shit happen to these tiny ponies?

Like, that fucking hot sauce shit?

>>33631369
Mah Boi

>>33631325
>Pinkie's rape brothel

Haha, what.

>>33631538

just do both, its not like we have to choose sides on every little thing all the time

>>33631488
Indeed. I like to imagine this place as a really, really fucked up version of a rabbit hole.

>>33631459
>The skull in his chest.
I lost my shit.

>>33631544
Looks like its time to rape Pinkie

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

>>33631544
Thats just role play.

>>33631559

YOU BROKE THE FUCKING ARCHIVE IS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

WAY TO GO, FAGGOT!

can we go back to making tobasco pone the butt of slapstick joke routines involving other pint-sized pone amalgamations

I'm going to be a little disappointed if the Hearts and Hooves episode doesn't have at least a little persecution of homosexuals.

>>33631422
Sparkler doesn't do rape for shock value, he does it because people fap to it.

>>33631562
Suuure it is.

>>33631545
NOPE
IF YOU WANT TO BE NEUTRAL ALL THE TIME GO FUCK OFF BACK WITH SWITZERLAND.

>>33631559
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>33631595
Does anyone actually fap to his shitty fics except you perhaps?

>>33631493
Sort of . . .

He was afraid of posting any m/m shipping fics on the site because he was afraid of the controversy it my stir when conservative moms look up his site.

Despite the fact there was already a wealth of f/f fics.

MLPG called him a homophobic faggot and dumb, and so he agreed and allowed m/m on his site too.

>>33631538
Sure, but that's just personal preference. The point is, from a technical standpoint, It's nigh-impossible to write good second-person abuse. The whole medium is based on self-insertion, and there's very little chance your audience will be able to 'immerse' themselves in the story if they aren't psychopaths.

>>33631592
But I want a fapfic of her and swiffer pony

>>33631616

that doesn't sound so bad

>>33631595
>>33631614
I do. I only wish sentenal got a larger role and didn't feel like an out of place cut and paste name like if Bioware did it.

>>33631493
Well, he now allows gay shipping due to protests. But I doubt he's changed his personal views.

>>33631507
The main fear of homophobes is the fear of appearing effeminate in front of others.

>>33631616
>Not thinking conservative mothers would be offended by lesbian fucks

WHY

>interacting with other human beings IRL
>not masking every single aspect of yourself, including interests, opinions, and ideas and only talking about 100% safe topics such as the weather or a recent sporting event so that you draw the least possible amount of attention to yourself and are completely unthreatening to everyone
Sure is foreveralone social fuckups in here

>>33631614
There's at least three rapeanons in these threads, so I'd say chances are pretty good.

>>33631650
I am one of them by the way, i just don't indulge it.

>>33631614

I fapped to that rooster one, that shit was dark

>>33631638
dont you know?
Lesbians = hot, independent women
Gays = sinful evil sodomites.

>>33631616
>"Seth, you're a homophone"
>"Shit you're right, this is stupid."
>fix problem

I'm no fan of that twerp, but that sounds like a reasonable course of action.

Are there any Katawa Shoujo-MLP crossover art?

The fuck is happening with the Hyper Index?

>>33631650
I've noticed the following:

Semi
You
Sparkler
>>33631663
Rape List anon
>>33631668
>>33631633

>>33631643
Oh god are you me? The thing is, I really hate small talk and yet, I don't want to talk about what the fuck I do such as hobbies because of public scrutiny.

>>33631244
Alright /co/, i feel strong enough now, maybe he's finally finished-
>the text
>IM A LESBIAN FOR TRIXIE

please end my suffering /co/

>>33631681
Im ok with this.

>>33631685

Yes, I don't have it.

>>33631638
Most people are fine with lesbians, actually, even conservatives. They might not admit it, but they don't freak out as much as with gay men.

>>33631691

i wouldn't consider myself a rape anon, just a non-consent anon

>>33631643
>Masking opinions

Sure beta is here.

>>33631643
Everyone i know in real life with the exception of one other channer is completely unnaware of how fucked up i am. I am of course a reputedly nice guy and i don't look the part of a basement dweller which helps.

>>33631694
>I'm in lesbians with Trixie
wat

>>33631618
This. There's a difference between horrible shit happening to fluffy pone and it being your fault, and exploding coke pone on purpose. One attempts to elicit depressed and/or sad feelings, and the other is only going to appeal to fetishists.

>>33631694
>Scott Pilgrim joke
>On top of shitty OC

>>33631694
>RS makes a fapfic about R63 Seth and Trixie.
>yfw

how many pony cocks do you think you could take into your mouth and asshole before you passed out from pain and exhaustion?

>>33631643
>not being a dick in text and a nice guy in conversation

>>33631684
It was. I actually respect him for bringing it up here. It wasn't anon that dragged this out of him, he came to MLPG himself and presented his situation and asked for thoughts.

But . . . EqD vitriol just is a fact of life here.

>>33631694
Only one solution.

>>33631694
NOT ENOUGH BLUSH

So wait, if Seth is a little homophobic, why aren't we making gay porn of his OC and a 63'd Trixie?

>>33631637
It was a Robot Chicken reference. Way to miss the joke.

>>33630351
WHAT'S THE DA OF THAT GUY?!

>>33631728
I don't fap to that shit but I enjoy reading it anyway.

>>33631627
Considering the last thing written about the two
This could easily happen.

Underneath all that snark and foulmouthing is just another pone who wants to be loved and completely misinterprets what swiffer did as being attracted to her, just like you would
que awkward scene where tobasco goes looking for her in the broom closet to talk to her and consistently fails to hide why she's there behind her tsun-tsun snark

>>33631765
http://fiasko0.tumblr.com/post/15790799297

>>33631472

Rainbows you say?

>>33631691
I really don't like how i can enjoy rape murder and torture as both a masochist and a sadist at all.

>>33631765
http://fiasko0.deviantart.com/

>>33631795
I want to shred his guts

I dont even hate ORO I just dislike his OCs Smuggness

>>33631788
MUCH APPLIED NIGGA! TELL DAFTY IN THE STEAM CHAT THAT HIS DAD SAYS HI! HUE HUE HUE HUE!

>>33631795
What the fuck is that?

>>33630510
>Terse
But he doesn't contribute anymore except his stream

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>>33631739
At once? Two, maybe three.

In a row? 37.

>>33631795

That's too much.

>>33631806
You like to receive pain and inflict it. Not much more to understand. It's your thing.

>>33631726
scott pilgrim joke

Who farted

>>33631795
My God the faggotry is splattered all over the picture!
I believe it may even be leaking out of my computer screen!

>>33631778
Swiffer pony may be all fluff and fuzz, but she is dense.
Also good luck with the talk when its one sided as fuck.
Tabasco tends to get chatty when she gets nervous, Swiffer has yet to talk, ever.

>>33631795
Shit, thats eye-wrecking on a wide-gamut display.

>>33631847
I like everything, i just don't like liking the dark stuff.

>>33631818
Not me. I hate him as much as I can for a stranger on the internet. He's basically a massive asshole who exists to make people's days worse. The world would not miss him.

But I don't want to give him the satisfaction of attention, because that's his goal in life.

>>33631835
Fuck of Nyx.

>>33631875
I would wish for a buss to hit him.
But I do not hate buses.

>>33631869
So long as you don't cross the line and understand reality from fantasy

>>33631854
Sorry. Lactose intolerant.

>>33631905
Obviously.

>>33631835
Equestria is clearly a matriarchal society, so it would be more plausible if this was beautiful strong stallion or colt.

>>33631857
Only makes it more awkward for tobasco
And more entertaining for us
As she stumbles over her words
And starts getting mad
And swiffer just sits there smiling at her

>>33631905
>Wheredoyouthinkweare.png

>>33631854
ev­eryp­o­ni did

I DISAPPROVE OF THIS THREAD

>>33631948
Why is there broccoli on their asses

>>33631948
I love broccoli pone!

>>33631948

why are farts represented by green clouds?

why can't I fart like that :(

>>33631954

>>33631948
>The Main 6 insert Broccoli in their ass . png

hey faggots

>>33631963
Because everybody know you just farted and they will laugh at you until the end of your life

>>33631969

Yoshis are cool man

>>33631972
It's looking so fucking good Horpup, I need new pants

>>33631972

>>33631963
>You will never fart comical green gas.

>>33631956
>>33631959
>>33631971
retards

I demand Katawa Shoujo-MLP crossover art

or a wallpaper...

>>33631977

whatever, if I could fart like that I could go on TV and be a star!

>>33632004
I demand you get the fuck out of here faggot.

>>33631954

>>33631972
Where is the video hippop? I wants to see the videso

>>33631972
I will kill you and eat your heart at comicon
then I will be the ponykart developer and plush maker

>>33631972
oh man that looks really-

>TOON SHADER

JUST KIDDING. THAT LOOKS AWESOME HOBBIT!

>>33631972
>that feel when can't play builds anymore because PC-only and not going to install Windows on this computer because it allows too many distractions

>>33632002
DORK

>>33631875
I love 0r0, simply because he makes autists like you freak out over pretty much nothing.

>>33631938
>Now that you came up with the idea.
>It will never be posted.

>>33632017
What kind of reaction is that?

>>33632014

I monkey you

>>33631694
>this is the final product
>possibly, because meanwhile the chat is egging him on to add shittons of trixie accessories

is there a button I can press to kill everything

>>33632046
We monkey now?

>>33632043

>>33632054
The little X in the upper righthand corner of the window.

>>33632004
Go to the KS generals, they're posted there sometimes

>>33632054
Yup is called "Close window"

>>33631972

>mfw

>>33631818
Oh hey, glad I caught you before I dash off.
You know something you could hate? Me for forcing you to do this daily

PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND RAINBOWY PONIES AND SUNSHINY PONIES AND CLOUDS FULL OF PONIES THAT FLOAT IN THE SKY

MAGICAL SPARKLY RAINBOW UNICORN PONIES I LOVE ALL THE PONIES THEIR FLESH AND THEIR BONIES

I CHAT WITH MY PONIES ON MARSHMALLOW PHONIES THEY WHINNY AND SPARKLE AND BEST OF ALL FLY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2cIimwXz9U
http://www.ponyvspony.com/

pls respond klondike-kun

>>33632054
>A button to kill everything
The any key.

>>33632062

U better believe we do

>>33632054
Well his docs were dropped. If you were serious about it you could at least try. Though i would of course suggest against it.

>>33632054
Can you please stop posting that?
It hurts my little rusty heart

>>33632004
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/list/katawa_shoujo/1
Go nuts

>>33632042
Goddamnit.

>>33631972
yes

Yes

YEEES!

>>33632113
YOU THINK THIS SHIT DOES NOT RUN LIKE THE CARTOONS?
YOU THINK FEEL STORIES ARE A FUCKING GAME?
SOMETHING YOU CAN JUST MAKE UP AT ANY TIME?

>>33632087
Okay dooksy.

My sanity meter is getting dangerously low anyway.

We'll likley see this completed on the EDQ ferrontpage anyway so this is just uneeded torture.

>>33632093
Thank you!

>>33631938
What the fuck is swiffer pony?
What is swiffer?

>>33632138
Thank you, have some Skrillyshy

>>33632018
I want to show the video too but the guy making it went to bed already!

>>33632027
don't worry we're using it sparingly

>>33632141
WHICH PONY IS KENJI
ITS CARAMEL RIGHT?
ITS GOTTA BE CARAMEL

>>33632142
One day I got bored.
And saw people horribly killing fluffy ponies.
And I thought.
>"Hey, faggot, what if you had a fluffy pony, but it was tiny and was one of those fluffy little duster things?"
And I thought.
>"You fucking faggot, that is a brilliant idea."
And then I fucked myself.

>>33632163
That faggot!

>>33632163

It's looking sleek as hell so far.

>>33632176
>people trying to assign ponies to Rin

There are no ponies like Rin

none

>>33632176
The one with the conspiracy theories of course

>>33632199
........which one is Rin again? I stopped playing after Kenji asked me for money. i should continue in a minute

>>33632163
and just yesterday Dinofag was going on and on about how horrible it was looking.

>>33632225
Yes you should

She's the armless one, artistic and aloof

>>33632225
The girl with red hair that has no arms

>>33632177
Then he made it rub up against tobasco pone who responded by completely shutting down.

>thatisherfetish.jpg

>>33632225
Oh
I dislike her

>>33632199
because rin is fucking crazy

don't feel like dumping the rest

http://imgur.com/a/Df8yq

go nuts

>>33632074
Oh that's right. I've got another 5 fights to run.

THAT TIARA WILL BE MINE!

EVENTUALLY!

AND THEN I'LL be poor... And then I'll keep leveling up and it'll get to he point where the ai can beat me and I won't be able to afford a good pet to win and my pony will be pretty but completely ineffective and I won't be able to play anymore AND MY PONY WILL NEVER BE PRETTY AGAIN OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

>mfw kawata shoujo discussion

>>33632263
which one do you like then?

if it's emi

prepare for

lemons

>>33632247
>tobasco sauce becomes pasta sauce
yes.

>>33632277
>license plate is TARDY

>>33631972
>>33632163
looks awesome hoppip

also an other update of my tumblr is ready

How about dem pones?

>Katawa Shoujo

can't we just play on the MLPG server or something?

>>33632295
Hehe...

But seriously, Tobasco and Swiffer, OTOCP.

>>33632287
Its either this or tiny kitchen ponies becoming an lesbians apparently

>>33632304
Spun em good.

>>33632321

>becoming lesbians

they were always lesbians

they're all always lesbians

>>33632331
>>33632321
Im ok with this.

>>33632331
No John, you are the lesbians!

>>33632263
ITS THE BLIND ONE
I haven't memorized names yet
ALSO THE DEAF ONE IS CUTE

>>33632282
But Klondike, CLK really wants a tiara. Do you not love her? Would you not give up everything so she can be kawaii?

>>33632277
Will this work on a gamepad?

>>33632321
why are these the only two options. Cant we talk about the show. Oh wait, its wednesday, too long since the last episode and too far till the next one.

>>33632300
did you draw your OC in a diaper yet?

>>33632356
And can I run Quake on it?

>>33632300
Shit nigger that's kawaii

>>33632355
You realize CLK is a guy right?

>>33632315
MLPG Katawa Shoujo server?

>>33632354
>the blind one

oh god, prepare for what /v/ calls

"the most feels you will ever have in your life"

also

the deaf one has the weakest route apparently

>>33632379
>implying that changes anything
CLK is still kawaii nigga
Oh wait not yet because you aren't playing that shit right now