>>33615672
poofy ponies. Specifically, dead ones.

So back to what I was saying,

Rarity - Her parents were well off but never spoiled her despite having so much. It created an animosity as well as a need for personal success. That's why her parents funded her moving out and creating her botique. While becoming self-sufficient with her own business, she never focused on success but rather generously giving to people who didn't have enough to pay for the perfection her parents demanded from her.

Applejack - She grew up on a farm that was left to her by her parents. She was left with Granny Smith, her big brother Macintosh and her younger sister, Applebloom. They were always away on business but the trips were always vague. Applejack knew the importance of the farm, but her parents never told her everything, which prompted her need to be honest with others.

>rape

>>33615674
Why do only the most awkward people choose to wear fedoras.

Mother fucker the topic is supposed to be about my amazing crayon drawings

Requests?

Anti gravity nano machinery with gene encoding to the pegasus allowing for density of cloud adjustment so they can walk on them.

Magic

Also I envy Sleepy Pony...I have too much stuff to read; I will not be sleeping...

>>33615688
Dude they dont have mental disorders. I dont think you even know what a mental disorder is.

>>33615692
Pony storm.
A literal storm of ponies.

Fluttershy - Her parents probably fought and yelled a lot about subjects that weren't really the source of their anger. Without being abusive, they created a hostile enviroment. She became afraid to speak because any word said became twisted into an insult. She found her love of animals that didn't communicate with words but with actions. Showing kindness became her way of communicating with others.

Pinkie Pie - A psychological mess with abandonment and trust issues. She's never been able to live in a stable enviroment so she relies on the happiness of others to validate her own personal existence. She has most likely been told that she's worthless by previous parental figures, giving her a need for closeness with friends and a need to show responsiblity that she knows she can't provide. In the absence of being responsible, she seeks to be enjoyable to be around, spreading laughter to all her friends.

>about to undergo the 'big reveal' to my mother
>Nervous
>palms are damp
>sweat visibly building on the armpits of my 20% Nyx tshirt
>I don my trendy fedora so that I can find bravery in fashion
>biting my bearded lip, I knock on my mother's door
>she asks what's up
>I tell her it's important that I speak with her alone
>she asks me to come in
>I open the door
>my mom is lying on her bed
>she's naked, except for a Rarity mask
>"NEEIIIGGHH" she says
>my pants are suddenly tighter
>"m-m-mom?..." I manage
>she cocks her head at me
>"yes my little spikey whikey?"
>I mumble... "b-back that ass up"
>she throws her head back and makes more horse noises
>"TAKE ME HONEY, I'LL BE YOUR LITTLE WHORSE TONIGHT"
>my sweaty cheeks form a smile
>I begin to fumble for my belt
>my hands are too sweaty I cant unbuckle them
>Mommy dearest comes over to help
>her dextrous hands make short work of the buckle
>she opens my pants
>a torrent of spaghetti hits her in the face
>"MMMMGGAOOROOGGGGH" she says, but I cannot hear her, as I am lost in the throes of ecastasy
>I grab her head and push her into my groin and shout out "OH RARITY, TAKE IT ALL"
>mom is filling up with spaghetti
>it's pouring out of her nose but not fast enough
>her body begins visibly swelling and distorting as I pastafuck her throat
>soon she towers over me, clawed paws brandished, teeth dripping with saliva, her large moist nose crinkling as it detects my scent
>mom is now a spaghetti bear
>the spaghetti overflow has filled the room with rich, tomatoey goodness
>we're on the verge of drowning in spaghetti
>"WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE" I say
>"RRRROOOOOAARRGH" says mom
>I push my way through yellow red mess
>I reach forward
>I open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>33615672
They are the spirits of dead fluffy ponies.

>>33615641

>>33615453
>If, for some reason known only to Celestia, MLP does cause them to stop loving you, remember that we all love you here.

DAT FUCKING THREAD

This drawing sucks, and it's stupid, and I hate it, but here have it anyway.

>>33615681
Of course, she's alive and well. She's on the farm, the pony farm, with the others you've all betrayed and let down.

>>33615692

sweet pony anus!

>>33615702
Trying too hard.

>>33615712
haha oh shit! Roog's OC!

>>33615720

and in case you missed my first post

Let's talk about pony psychosis for a moment here. All of the Mane 6 have a psychosis directly related to their element of harmony.

Twilight Sparkle - At a young age, her loving parents were extremely proud that their daughter was chosen as the personal apprentice of Princess Celestia. Because of that, she could do no wrong by them and only had one source to seek approval from, Princess Celestia herself. From this, she developed a need to overachieve to keep the approval from the demanding source. It wasn't until Princess Celestia sent her to find friends that she cared about anyone else's opinion on anything. Princess Celestia's decree is what sparked her need for friendship.

Rainbow Dash - Her parents were most likely unimpressed by anything she did. She developed a need to be the best at everything by her own morales but focused on what she was good at, speed. Her parents will never be proud of her accomplishments, but her friends always looked up to her, making her very loyal to them.

>>33615690
Because Fedora's are a badass hat, but they are too awkward to know how to use their power properly so they wear it with their Cheetos stained t-shirts and their fucking sandals so everyone can see their nasty ass feet that they don't wash.

>>33615706
Why is fluffy pony sitting in a bowl of urine? Did she wet herself again?

>>33615712

That sure is an art you have there

>>33615702
nice. that's the first rarity mask story that i laughed out loud at.

>>33615706
Fluffy pone would get all gross with milk in its... fluff.

>>33615728
Ha. Ha. Ha.

>>33615729
Holy shit dude this topic has been done to death. If you're still curious, there's at least seven mediocre fanfictions about the subject.

>>33615738
There have been... other rarity mask stories?

>>33615672
Magic, Pegasi Magic.

>>33615753
has Roogs abandoned Gilda yet?

>>33615688
>>33615700
>>33615729
Even Ponychan got bored of this months ago. You are behind on the times son.

>>33615737
her belly button is a foot long
what

>>33615750
yes. i don't have any of them capped though.

>>33615746
Now that you are sated.
Fuck off back to Ponychan?

>>33615760
Gilda is still the only one for m-
>>33615712
oh god what

>>33615760
Holy fuck I remember that thread.

Hey guys.

GUYS.

>brony toons
tee hee.

>>33615700
Even ponychan has different views than you.

>>33615770
I made that trip to just dick around nigger. Piss off.

>>33615777
want me to draw you anything...in my talent.

>>33615767
that's how human works i think

>>33615688
>Her parents were well off but never spoiled her despite having so much
Nah. If anything they were the equivalent of your average middle-class american blue collar. It's heavily implied because of her father being a stereotypical "DA BEARS" guy and her mother being what she was.

Like I said in the last thread, I'd say Raritys need to climb the social ladder is the old "I come from an average working family and dream of being royalty". That added to her love for fashion and fabulosity and her motivations become pretty clear. Of course this is just fanwanking but I can't see how she could feel any animosity towards her parents.

>>33615720
Nope.

She's going to be fine. Can't get me mad anymore, you obsolete piece of legacyware.

>>33615713
I don't know, fucking fedora with a motherfucking feather, and this is all the way across the world from the USA, the furthermost souther state of Brasil and the fedora still belongs on the head of a cancerous individual.

>>33615781
>Fluttershy was obviously molested
I lost my shit

>>33615781

hey man......what if......if the clouds were made of.......of bronies? Duuude?

>>33615781
>NO SHE ISN"T SHY
>MOLESTERED
>lol this is my head canon do not disagree kthx
How do these "people" breath?

>>33615800
Looks a lot like this.

>Runs the only apple farm in Ponyville
>Not enough money to pay for new roof or granny's hip
>Has to take another job to fulfill a promise to pay for the Town Hall roof

I suspect she's been selling her apples at a loss.

>>33615840
That post is anon

>>33615828
Is it just me or does that picture look like it has a Twilight Sparkle Cutie Mark at the bottom.

>>33615848
I meant that the message is similar

>fluffy pony sees your birthday marked on the calendar
>you see her hiding in a closet doing something with a cardboard box
>whenever you look in, she tells you to get out and stop spying. She's doing something top secret
>morning of your birthday
>go looking for fluffy pony
>there's a thumping sound in the kitchen
>you look in
>fluffy pony's in the table, tangled in tape and wrapping paper
>there's a piece of paper folded in half next to her
>it has "prasnt" written on it in crayon
>there's a bunch of frozen bagel bites balled up in a wad of wrapping paper, covered in tape
>you pick up the bagel bites and put them in the microwave
>she beams at your acceptance of her present
>you pick up the fluffy pony and take her to the bath tub
>getting all that tape off her fluff is going to be a hell of a task

>>33615781
CARTOON CHARACTERS. HOW DO THEY WORK? THEY AREN'T EVEN HUMAN. ASSES SHATTER BUILDINGS IN THIS CARTOON.

>>33615850
Its a compass rose, but yeah. The colour and shape are similar.

>>33615850
Oh wow, it does look like that.

>>33615856
it's not as bad

ZEBRAS comin' but what is


>But then I don't watch Or0
U jelly

>>33615868
The ponychan post of the MLPG post? I think the MLPG post is worse.

>>33615842
I can we need a little girl! However personally love this pic
ragingsemi, who they say color it gets a parrot bro, and so's the matter! Trixie's hat! Thanks, was pornographic in a Principate of them smell

>>33615878
it's all awful

>>33615878
It's more a matter of concentration

MLPG gets some pathetic posts, I don't disagree

There's just less of them

>>33615871
Go away Markov.

>>33615884
Guess I thought of climax face it as a stable relationship with others

>>33615789

I get the feeling she probably gets her love of blinged-out outfits from her mom. You can't look at her mom and tell me she doesn't have anything less than seven rhinestone-encrusted coats/vests/"fancy" jeans that she wears all the time.

Rarity made two of them for whatever the pony equivalent to Mother's Day is.

>>33615781
>Hell, the only male we see her interacting with in any way is angel
who is spike?

>>33615893
Join the Derpy, possibly be friends.

>>33615891
I meant the MLPG post I posted. If that one is compared to the ponychan post that fagnig posted which one is more pathetic? I'd vote for the MLPG post.

>>33615857

If I don't get a request by the time i'm done uploading the new pics up to my DA i'm heading out and watching cartoons

;_;so alone

>>33615904
I am gonna go over and held any pegasus athlete

Fuck.

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/dis/res/36158.html

>Private_Derpy!lCv0KcRo5c

>>33615857
When did Fluffy pony stop dying and begun being a little kid?

DORKS

>>33615893
Someone should make a pony for this.
Named Markov Chain, looks mostly normal, but can't speak in anything but semi-related gibberesh.
Actually, its a pretty boring idea, but it was kind of funny when I first though of it.

>>33615908
Pinkie Pie peeing herself in front of a bathroom while her friends watches.
The bathroom is the one from the last round up.

>>33615914
thisismyfetish

>>33615774
I didn't think your dick would be so small. It's like someone snapped a pencil in half then stuck some broccoli on the end of it.

>>33615857
I like these kinds of stories.
If it didn't make me feel like Ponychan, I'd probably do a few of these with fluffy ponies.

>>33615910
That OP has GOT to be trollin with that image.

in 20 or less words, describe the importance of proper punctuation

>>33615908
Why don't you draw Roogna being fucked in the ass by Braeburn? Or by Griffy

>>33615753

>>33615700
>>33615688
>>33615781
I hate you both for taking a show for 5 year old girls in a "2deep4you" matter

>>33615800
/k/ had a thread like that once.

>>33615927
It's part of proper grammar and thus pretty fucking important.

>>33615911
She started out as adorable. Then people made her stupid. Then there was that thread about drowning them sadistically. Then they died all the time. Now we've come full circle.

>>33615781
by a dragon

>>33615939
You get mad over people discussing the show?

>>33615799
Those finger like feathers... It looks like something satan would place onto the world to haunt mankind.

>Got called a brony on Ponychan.
FUCK
ABORT

>>33615945
So they're zombies now?

>>33615927
>punctuate

If a pegasus punctuates an alicorn does it count as an interrobang?

>>33615925
Well you've already done them with background ponies. You have nothing left to lose.

>>33615960
Or to mock it.

>>33615961
Damn, Horrible things that forced to you just hanging in case, please share it.

>tfw her royal nibs will never serve you ice cream while dressed in a sexy maid outfit
>tfw when you will never accidentally drip some on her flank and offer to clean it up by licking

>>33615964
Did somebody say daily dose?

>>33615925
You should do at least one.
I would suggest fluffy pony laying on the floor amidst scattered papers with scribbles on them, crayons laying everywhere, and the paper directly in front of her has a crudly drawn human standing next to a fluffy pony coloured scribble.

>>33615959
>thinking talking about the show and fanon circlejerking are the same thing
You can go back to ponychan now.

>>33615961
>*action in asterisks*
>parentheses
good lord

>>33615925
If you ever lack ideas, there's been a ton of those >feels posted that dont involve dying.

>>33615991
>fanon circlejerking
Do you even know what those words mean.

oh christ my sides

>>33615974
Luna looks so adorable there.

>>33615927
I want to read this fanfic.

>>33615927
It's not how much you have, but how you use what you've got.

>>33616019
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fbrSv8kVJ6EHLd6TMwHXdHZv8DamV26vTfGAT2E9DBY/edit?hl=en_US&pl
i=1

>>33615974
Oh. Okay.

Nothing that interests me here so going to watch me some Megas XLR

http://applejackjihad.deviantart.com/

>>33616011

>>33616008
>trying to force people to talk about topics involving taking a few aspects of the show and making up absurd backstories about them for the sole purpose of making up stories about the characters that are ultimately unrelated and irrelevant to the show
>implying that's not fanon

>Takes two hours to finish a sketch

how go fast

>>33615988
I will accept this challenge or something of similar hnnng.

>>33616073
do it more.
Don't worry, everyone takes forever to do it at first.

>>33616077
Fluffy pony doodling crayon ponies?

>>33616077
Yay.
Looking forward to it or something similar.

>>33616052
And fanon is bad because?

To whoever writes fluffy pone stories:
Although I never comment on them, I love them with all my heart.
Thanks.
fluffy; you draw fluffy pone good too

>>33615959
No, This is a fucking show for kids. And they take it SERIOUS

>>33616093
>not knowing why fanon is bad
You must not be from around here.

>XD

>>33616123

>XD

>>33616123
took me a while to get he meant jackass.
jesus fuck that's terrible.
and yet, when i've gone on ponychan to scout it out, it's never nearly as bad

>>33616123
Link?

>>33616121
Well if it's so simple that everyone should know it then you should have no problems explaining why fanon bad.

>>33616077

Fluffy pony being brushed by Dan

>>33616114
That's because the fanbase is SERIOUS about the show. It's hard to say that your audience differs from your target audience. But do you cater to your target audience, or to your fanbase? I say if you have a mature fanbase, you cater to something that could be enjoyed by both.

>>33616077

fluffy dan

>>33616077

A tower of Fluffy ponies trying to reach a cookie jar

>>33616136
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/oat/res/37650155.html
XD

>>33616011
FUCKING

CIRCLE

JERK

>>33616146
>if you have a mature fanbase
HERE'S YOUR PROBLEM

>>33616011

What a terrible place that must be

>>33616153

At least when we circlejerk we do it with style

>>33616169
Always in style

>>33616169
I entirely agree.
Like when I was drawing those OCs last night.

>>33616164
TOO MANY TOASTAS

>>33616175

>talking bout ponychan

fimchan has a better community

>>33616181
Did you finish it?

I fucked up a relationship I had with this guy.

How can ponys rectify this?

Shut up about ponychan.

>>33616192
trample over him with a warhorse

why did he post that image
what the fuck, it has nothing to do with his post

>>33616192

just get a pony husbando

>>33616137
>asking someone to prove a negative
>2012
If you say fanon is good, prove so. Then take a look at the last year of useless deconstruction of a premise meant to stand up to the scrutiny of an eight year old girl who is only partially engaged.

>>33616191
Lineart and flats.
I'll work on it tonight, probably can finish it.

>>33616188
how populated is FiMchan though?
Nowhere near as much as MLPG, right?

>>33616220
FiMchan is as dead as autChan

>>33616146
No, You are not understanding me. They have a serious case of Autism, This is not like the "Johny Bravo being Duke Nukem" sense like joke. THEY ARE TAKING THIS SHOW SERIOUS

>>33616220
Like... 1 post per hour. On a busy day.

so they're introducing a new alicorn toy, and shoehorning her into the show.

no wonder all the people behind the show are leaving

>>33616214
Post what you've got.

>>33616235

Some people just need external things to define their existence

>>33616241
correction: left

>>33616241

I fail to see how your image backs that up

>>33616205
I have no fucking idea, man.

But I have no addons for that chan so my posts are fucking delayed as fuck

>>33616213
You still haven't explained why you think fanon is by definition bad.

>>33616011
>>33616046
>>33616153
>>33616165

Pay attention to the conversation he is having.

>>33616235
>drawfags aren't taking it too serious
GEEZ ROSE, GLITTER GLUE, SB, ETC. YOU AUTISTIC FUCKS, STOP DRAWING PICTURES OF A GIRLS CARTOON

>>33616255
>Princess Candence
New alicorn.

can we fill this up with ponychan posts?

>>33616244
It's too bad I have school today.

How do I draw a pegasus flying?

>>33616272

not necessarily

Oooh baby we're gonna do it tonite with crappy grammarz
Oooh Marshmallow Pony goodness you were soo good in November and March, too bad you atrracted furries and /b/...and rpers like Seth which fap to dragons...
Not even gonna bother to rhyme just so i see the critics jizzing in their hatred...

>>33616255

>>33616241
They're just in a dream sequence. They're just in a dream sequence. They're just in a dream sequence.

>>33616264
Seems like you cant come up with an example of fanon that isnt bad.

>>33616272

oh yeah, just like how Prince blueblood was an alicorn

right?

>Chill. Stop paraspriting him for trying to help and have a bit a fun at the same time.

Oh shit RCH he's paraspriting you. I bet that just makes your butthole tingle.

>>33616283
We've already seen her. Unless there's been a crossed wire somewhere, Cadence is the Alicorn in that wedding playset.

>>33616276
THE CIRCLEJERK BEGINS HERE

>>33616301
don't you use your fancy logic on me!
you are prolly right

>>33616241
How do you know she's going to be in the show?

>>33616296
If no one can prove one thing is good or bad with examples, it stands that it's neither, and not perfect.

>>33616272
>>33616290

No I mean why does a new toy = shoehorning into the show?

Since when have the toys had ANY CONNECTION AT ALL with the show?

>>33616307
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET IN A CIRCLE WITH YOU AND JERK!

>>33616283
iirc she's getting an episode at the end of the season

there goes the Luna + Celestia deity theory.

also if Faust had it her way, there would only be 2 alicorns in the whole universe

>>33616323

Remember that episode where Pinkie got high on pixie dust then drove her car?

I think we all learned a lesson with that

Because RCH totally got trolled man.

>>33616332
I remember when pinkie drove a go kart with her butt

>toy=show

i wonder how they are going to fit this into the show

Hey, any cynical peeps left in here?
Let's start this shit...

>>33616340

>>33616235
So ah, let's say that you create a show that just for some odd reason becomes wildly popular and has a huger fanbase. What do you do?

Say, hey, fanbase! This show wasn't meant for you! Screw off! Or do you adjust your creative design to keep the property profitable for a long time?

Yes, the fanbase is paying a meticulous attention to every little detail. Do you say to the writers, "do whatever you want" or do you get a group of writers that know the previous material like the back of their hands?

Yep, fans are annoying. They expect you to know what happened previously. They expect a dircetion with where you're going. They aren't happy with a "nothing ever happens" scenario. They like world-building and character developement. That's not just MLP, it's any series you can think of.

Do you want the property to die or do you just want to say that the writers can ignore evertyting that happened and write a silly story that has nothing to do with anything that's happened before?

>>33616339
welcome to internet

>>33616325

I'm actually rather sad that this fanon is going to die off.

>>33616339
I get trolled easily.
I am obese and beta as fuck.

>>33616296
You see, this is where the discussion will will cease to be in any way productive since what people consider "good" fanon is entirely subjective. I could offer Derpy as proof of funny fanon that has even turned into canon but I can already guess you would consider it bad. I could also say Bon Bons and Lyras relationship, which is both cute and entirely fanon, is good. There is nothing I could offer you that you couldn't just shoot down as "lol shitty fanon circlejerk autism". This is why you have to prove to me that fanon like this is somehow bad inherently, and not just neutral or subjective.

>>33616350
can't wait when AJ finally gets to roll around in her pimp mobile

How do I draw a wing?

>I'll have to disagree. As it is now it's also hard to know which people are trolls and not. There are a lot of trolls who create anon threads, so making it so anons couldn't create threads would decrease the number of trolls here. And if they have trips we can know which ones are trolls and not, since we can memorize their trips. You can't do that with anons, therefore I suggest anonymous threads shouldn't be allowed. I hope I make myself clear, I have a tendency to just write and not make my point clear enough.

>>33616325
Time to block it out and consider anything that happened in the episode non-canon.

>>33616325
>>33616360

I guess that we all have to keep in mind that the show is built around the toys, and not the other way around.

I guess Faust finally had enough of the Marketing department trying to lead the direction of the show that she left. She wouldn't say why though.

>>33616305
You couldn't tell that was me? Maybe I have gone a little bit to deep.

>>33616339
>>33616366
That was me. Moonrock#suckers

>>33616325

Maybe it just makes Cadence another deity? I mean, depending on what she can do or what her powers are, she could be just a living embodiment of something else, while Celestia and Luna are the living embodiments of day and night. Why not an entire pantheon of pony deities that exist on the Equestrian realm in some capacity, who occasionally do shit like marry a mortal or run a country or get locked up in the moon for a little while for being a bitch?

>>33616375
Good fanon....yeah i can pick one...that Trollestia thing and PC being a secret tyrant, that was kinda neat...

>>33616424
> Celestria = sun
> luna = moon
> Candice = planet of equestria or whatever its called
it -could- work.

>>33616385
Depends on the view

>>33616424
>pony pantheon

holy shit that would just work.

I still like the whole pony-dualism though.

>>33616449
Side or that 3/4ths view, mid-flight

>>33616448

Doesn't even need to be a seperate planet. Maybe the planet Equestria is on IS Cadence, or the planet Cadence is meant to represent, so she's sort of an Earth Mother figure.

>>33616424
We could always even take a different sort of route and suggest that Princess Cadence might well even be some sort of relative of the two sisters - their mother, sister, perhaps even daughter. To me, the fact that she is pink seems like a sort of tie-in for the pink toys, so let me take a wild stab in the dark here and suggest that maybe Cadence is Celestia in some sort of disguise?

>>33616459
Sort of like this?

>>33616424
Cadence is a musical term meaning modulation, inflection rhythm, or the closing sequence of a musical phrase.

>>33616468
that is what I meant by she is equestria.

>>33616487

so a song god is going to sing a song? dude that would be one hell of a song

>>33616389
It isn't possible to change trips you guys, once you have an identity you have to stick to it, forever. Those are the rules!
We'd better hope they don't do this, how will we ever troll ponychan now?!

>More alicorns

Alright, you fuckers wanna know the reasons why i left? I'm not even sure if to tell you, cause /Co/'s logic is getting worse than Ponychan or Equestria Daily.
At least that fag Kein got his shit right, but his writing was terrible, when i first saw his message i thought that he said that I didn't have any control over my bible, and then i found out he was talking about Cadence and he was right.

But now be honest with me, /Co/. If you were working on the show and had a contract with a crap load of limitations, then would you risk trying to tell the truth just so you get sued for not respecting some contract?

>>33616487

>>33616487
>Cadence = Rhythm

a matron deity of music and the arts perhaps? something like The Muses of the greeks?

>shining Armor

Hephaestus.

see, we can make this awesome

>>33616474
Kinda.
But directly from the side.

>>33616459
this what you wanted?

>>33616501
>Troll Ponycahn once.
>Stuck forever with that trip.
>Get banned.
>Loose internet forever.
This is the risk you have to take.

>>33616507
WHAT IF?
WHAT IF THERE WAS A ACORN PONY

I'm here what the fuck are you gonna do

>>33616500

She is why ponies burst into random song and dance numbers when they are excited.

I bet Pinkie Pie and Sweetie Belle worship her predominantly, while the others follow Celestia.

>>33616487

I'd be fine with a goddess of Music. I guess the only issue I was thinking of was "Where were all these other Alicorn when Discord was ruling shit in Equestria?"

>>33616501
Who knows? Maybe we will just have to take names and trips, or even hope we can set off the sentries by linking legitimate threads and saying we started them.

>>33616524
Yes but I think I'm gonna draw her head first.

>>33616535
>bacchus/dionysus pony
do want

>>33616473
Well if it isn't Terse, the fellow who bails on me mid-conversation every time!
As I tried to explain earlier, the reason I don't do more Discord pictures is that he already had plenty of amazing, cool, and silly pictures.
My Discord picture would just be generic Discord picture #3472.

>>33616535
maybe they came after. hell, ponies were around even before Discord and the Royal Sisters

>>33616514

I thought Shining Armor was just a normal, if huge, unicorn stallion?

>>33616507
You got a problem with alicorns?

>>33616512
oh god seriously I doubt this is lauren.
no not really if you are serious.

>>33616555

oh, i thought he was an alicorn

my mistake

>>33616553
I think discord is an everpresent force, who acts a ying/yang sorta deal with the harmony of ponies

>>33616548
>dionysus
>god of ecstasy

yes, please

>>33616555

He is.

Can alicorns breed with regular poni?

>>33616535
I've always just assumed Discord's just beyond the power level of even the Alicorns; Luna and Celestia needed the EOH to take him down the first time after all.

>>33616555
Yeah, he's massive.

>>33616581
of course they can.
the question is how the babbys turn out.

>>33616581
Well interspecies is confirmed.
Hey, someone post a few pictures of Angel Bunny.

>>33616534
Pinkie Pie = Pink
Cadence = Pink

Seems legit.

Well then, now that we've calmed down about there being more than 2 Alicorns.

What do you think the problem will be during the wedding episode?

>>33616601
Pinkie Pie.

>>33616549
Now I feel bad, because I had actually bailed for a while there, and almost missed this. Anyway, that's fair enough, but I still think anything you draw would be quite far from generic. You could lend some of that old Toss charm to a Discord picture and that might be cool. Even if it came out mundane it'd still be a quality Discord picture, which is honestly all I can ask for.

>>33616601
Someone gets cold feet, or hooves, rather.

>>33616512

I doubt you're the real deal, just give a wink on your dA and we'll talk

>>33616601
Cadence is really an evil tyrant.

>>33616589

Diluted inferior pony genes

See: Blueblood

>>33616535

Getting their shit handed to them by Discord, presumably. It took the Elements of Harmony to stop him, not even Celestia and Luna could've done shit to him without them.

Which actually makes the Elements of Harmony somewhat scary, when you think about it. There are things so powerful in this world, not even the the gods themselves can defeat them. Those things require six special crystalized embodiments of Friendship itself in order to defeat them.

One of those elements belongs to a young mare who thinks singing a birthday song and giving cake to newborns is appropriate.

>>33616601
>Wedding episode
All of my money.

>>33616549
>generic discord picture #3473

>>33616622
Go back to ponychan.

>>33616586
IF YOU KNOW I MEAN.

>>33616619
and another one belongs to a pony who'd give it to you if you asked nice enough

>>33616619

Luckily it only works when she's with her five other not entirely stable friends.

>>33616549
I've been drawing so many pictures of Fluttershy I could write a book about it, but it doesn't stop me from doing more.

>>33616601
Wait what? More than 2 alicorns? What is this show just going to take a huge shit on canon now? Why would there be more than 2 alicorns

>>33616628
hey fagnig. whats the best drawing you've done

>>33616601
It will probably contain ninjas and Cadence's cat which fires pink lazers out of it's eyes and her name is Miss Hammershot.

>>33616644
Because selling toys

hey they can mess with the canon all they want, as long as they leave the

>run-of-the-mill mammalian reproduction

alone

>>33616601

>wedding ep

wat

>>33616622
>Wedly Premonitions
>Fluttershy puts on a wedding play for some injured animals, and enlists Big Mac to play her groom

>>33616645
this
it's still shit though

>>33616659
HNNNNNNNG

>>33616644
Because Hasbro wants more princesses, and weddings.

We don't know Cadence will be in the show. We've seen setups and toys of her. That means they might be setting her up to be in the show, or it might just be setups and toys. It's also possible they might change her to be a unicorn for the show. Until we see the actual wedding episode there's nothing to panic about.

>>33616644
>show taking a shit on canon
whatever they do is canon.
if fact, where in the show does it ever say there's only two alicorns?
If anything, that's just fanon.
Lauren's word doesn't count

Wedding episode? When is food pone episode?

>>33616654
>S3
>pony babbies come from storks

dropped

>>33616654
>inb4 reproducing with mirrors

>>33616674
S5E22

>>33616655

See

>>33616290

>>33616685

When does the show become nothing but fetishistic shipping?

>>33616663
dangit. still better then mine.

>>33616663
>seig heil, um, if that's okay with you, mein fuhrer?

>>33616691
that's when you're looking at about S6E4. That pony with a gimp mask for a cutie mark is not very subtle

>>33616691
Every time you come to MLPG.

>>33616697
>>33616663
whaddya draw these with? Mouse?
and what program

>>33616663
That MP40 is really impressive, though the barrel is a bit too short and you didn't add the little knob on the underside of it.

this guy is just too precious

>>33616697
>>33616663

jesus, just make a fucking trace if drawing is too hard for you. that's how some people learn.

>>33616709
>Victim mode activated

>>33616673
I can't wait to see till people start putting the label of opinion or fake on the show when it starts becoming a Hasbro-made shit.
Ponychan would be anything under opinion.

>>33616709

ponychan, you card!

>>33616707
SAI and Wacom Bamboo

>>33616638

And another has a daily checklist to keep her daily checklist in order.

This is probably why Ponyville doesn't really talk about the elements or bring them up that much: because they KNOW these damned fillies and the thought of them each wielding the pony equivalent to The Holy Grail, the Lance of Longinus, Mjolnir, the Aegis, Hrunting and the Seal of Solomon is FUCKING TERRIFYING.

>>33616709
link me to that post

>>33616722
>"it's like you're really me!"

>>33616709
LEAVE PONYCHAN ALONE

>>33616712
i just have fun doodling shit sometimes

>>33616707
PAINT!
I lie, photoshop
>>33616712
my drawings ain't going anywhere with a touchpad
>>33616722
FUCK YOU I DREAM OF THAT SHIT.

>>33616725

here man

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/dis/res/36158.html#i36459

>>33616724
>Celestia is too afraid to do anything about it (ie taking the elements off of them) because of how they might, in a worst possible situation, react (take over equestria)

God damn it guys, this should be the worst thread in days. Stop the meta and ponychan shit and let's back to ponies.

>>33616512

uh, who's Kein?

>>33616756

Sweetie Belle is sweetest pony

>>33616756
How would songsmile change in personality if she lost her voice permanantly?

>>33616744

It's why she arranged for them to go to the Gala.

She arranged for shit to go as drastically wrong as she could have it, just to see how would all of them react in a shitty situation.

After Fluttershy's riot, she just decided it would be best to wait out their natural lives instead of take the Elements by force.

>>33616756

>worst thread
>finally brought up the whole alicorn issue and settled with a pantheon theory

I'm fine with this thread. faggots should just stop talking about ponychan.

>>33616512
On the off chance that you are, then you should really just toe the line and say everything you can say.

>>33616756
You can't do too much with guys like fagnig, drawfag shitposting all the time

Do you guys think we'll hear Pinkie song in the donkey episode? Seems like to be the perfect episode...

>>33616764

>>33616709
not tolerating intolerance is still intolerance

what a moron he is breaking his own rules

>>33616788

>>33616788

That's creepy looking

>>33616756
Pinkie you silly little filly, how many times do people have to repeat themselves? There's nothing to discuss about ponies if it isn't Saturday or Sunday. Every single thing has been discussed to death.

A bunch of people already left and some are planning on taking down the MLP General when Moot comes back, cause it's getting worse than Equestria Daily.

>>33616512
>lauren calling us fuckers

that would break my heart.

oh wait i forget that we're fucking assholes.

>>33616773
she'd have to find instruments to get across her message
>S3E4 - Pinkie learns what a vuvuzela is

>>33616776
it makes sense.
She organised tickets to the gala in the ticket master, just after nightmare moon had been defeated, and so she wanted to get them back again after the main 6 had fufilled their purpose.

>>33616790
hes intolerant of himself

>>33616783
YOU FINK YOU DROR BATTER?
FINE!
RINE ENDS HERE.
no but seriously don't blame us.

>>33616794
>>33616796

>>33616788

The thumbnail is fappable, but once you open it I just see LIPS and just close it...

>>33616811

stop that! Sweetie Belle is cute pony, not ugly pony

>>33616811
Every time I see that pic...

>>33616783
Still wondering what the episode's plot would be...will we be seeing Pinkie's origins and how she first started in Ponyville as a secondary plot, not just the Donkey?

>>33616824

>>33616824
>>33616828
>>33616830
Rarity is expecting a well-respected model to visit; it's the donkey.

>>33616811
Her mane is like cake frosting.

>>33616828

It just makes me think of Higurashi and yanderes. Like she's going to go absolutely shithive maggots and murder the viewer, as well as her friends and her big sister in some madness-induced friendship gambit.

>Well, I don't know what else to say. I posted a lot in this thread about it. It seems I'm talking to deaf ears, though, since the only ones who responded are trolls. I think there would be less trolling if anons wouldn't be allowed to create threads.

>>33616843
no, I think the donkey has been the for a while, it says that he's been the only creature to reject pinki'e friendship so far.
although I might be interpereting it wrong

>>33616846
Get out of that place and stop posting faggot

>>33616830
>Pinkie origins
I'd like to see how she ended with the Cakes, filly Pinkie is so fucking adorable

>dumb legs

>>33616853
oh, where's this synopsis then? I haven't seen it yet.

>>33616865
same place it always is
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_episodes
>Pinkie Pie tries to turn Cranky Doodle Donkey, the only creature (apart from Gilda the Griffon) to refuse her friendship.
now I read it, I guess you could be right

spike is best character

>>33616879
well his name is CRANKY, that's obviously one reason he doesn't like miss bubbly party pony

>>33616886

spike is female

>Reading MLP rape fiction while listening to baroque

THIS IS HOW I SPEND MY WEDNESDAY MORNINGS

>>33616898

>>33616896
yeah, subtelty isn't a huge thing in this show
>>33616886
One thing we can all agree on with spike is once you've seen his VA speak her lines along with the animation, you can never think of him the same way again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdaKaup0hWA
starts at about 48 secs

>>33616898
And her name is Barb

>>33616905

What an age we live in

>>33616905
you better be wearing a dracula cape with really high back collar

>>33616898
I would.

>>33616923
Thank god for the internet.

>>33616932
>>33616923
I'm glad i'm not the only one who appreciates this

>>33616928
Are you implying that there's a moment where you shouldn't wear a Dracula cape with really high back collar?

>>33616905
Nice dude, which one?

>>33616945
when you're showering

What if the new Alicorns are fake? Like the whole wedding is one big con. That'd be pretty sweet.

>>33616942
>>33616932

Truely, this is a golden era

>>33616955
Casual

>>33616945
when you live in a haunted manison and you're a vampire.
then it just looks cliche

>>33616964
What if your theory orbits my shitpost?

>>33616948
The ambassadors since it keeps getting bumped to the top of clopsort

why aren't you drawing?

>>33616964
Like I keep saying, until we actually see it confirmed in the show I continue to believe that Princess Cadence exists only as a means to sell toys, not a show canon character.

>>33616973
What if we all orbit the shitboard

>>33616977
Why aren't there more ponies drawn like this?

>>33616977

Drawing is hard, bro

>>33616977
I am taking a sabbatical from art for awhile.

>>33616969
Oh yes, those moments in life are always so awkward.
>Become a vampire
>As it happens you're in a haunted mansion
>This is so awkward
>Try to scare people anyway, just to kill time
>Go up to a bunch of teens and a dog
>Try to scare them
>Realize I haven't taken off my cape
>They just laugh at me.

>>33616977
because I'm about to go to sleep.
which is another thing about the internet, MLPG never sleeps, somewhere it's always daylight for ponyfags

>>33616977
I am drawing.

>>33616917
I don't get it.

It's quite common for young boys to get a female VA.

>that feel when you convinced the anti-anon ponychan fucker to piss off
>without getting banned at all

What the fuck is this? I'm not getting banned for having a contrary opinion?

I must be on the wrong site

>>33616981
Aren't we already doing that?

>>33616992
never sleep

>>33616992
GMT+2 Fuck yeah.
Except when I take requests around this time all the requesters are asleep by the time I have anything to show.

>>33616977
Because I can only write.
And even that is laughable,

>>33616998
I posted the porn and I didn't even get b&.
We are living in strange times.

>>33616991

>try to transform into a bat to fly away
>trip on my cape
>knock into an old statue
>secret passage opens
>spaghetti mummies come out
>spaghetti mummies everywhere

fucking haunted mansions!

>>33616977
Just got finished.
Come at me.

So... wallpaper time as always?

>>33617014
I'd come in you

>>33616798

>some are planning on taking down the MLP General when Moot comes back, cause it's getting worse than Equestria Daily.

What do you mean "taking down"?

>>33617009
>>33616998
I assume it's just a slow mod.

>>33617021
Same thing that happened last February I guess.

I doubt there are enough people pressure the threads back this time.

Did we eventually get spammed by Ika yesterday?

>>33617021

>taking down MLPG

The only way someone could do that would be to kill Leth

I have to catch a bus in about three hours and have over 80 pages of History stuff to read...may as well not go to bed...

>>33617029

>talking about cartoons on /co/

HEAVENS NO! CALL IN THE MODS

>>33617026
Nigger must be slow as fuck.

I have seen us banned for less in much more irritating times.

>>33617016
I mean - why not?

What does MLPG think about the new AK.

>>33617029
yes there is
have you left?
what makes you possibly imagine so many dozens and dozens of fans have left if you haven't.

>>33617010
> go to red cross
> "may I help you sir?"
> " I...I would like some blood please"
> "I'm sorry, what was that?"
> I SAID I WOULD LIKE SOME BLOOD PLEASE"
> Bite tongue
> "BLAA!"
> GO TO LIFT ARMS TO MOUTH, BUT THEY GET COUGHT IN YOUR COAT, HOLDING IT UP AND GETTING TANGUED
> WORMS FALL OUT OF POCKETS
> SHE WANTS TO FUCK
FUCKING RED CROSS

>>33617029
MLP Generals should be a bannable offense and only allowed to be made on saturdays

>>33617046
We /k/ now

>>33617042

It would be hilariously ironic if Moot banned ponies again whilst campaigning against SOPA

>>33617046
taticool bullshit

probably no changes besides that

>>33617043
...Huh, I guess not. A mod's clearly been through, since the porn's gone, but doesn't look like he's handed out bans to the antagonists. Curious.

>>33617044
What's that for kind of resolution?

>>33617046
too many tacticool rails

>>33617040
> 80 pages

I remember times when it was a lot to me. Now I can read the whole Game of Thrones within a week.

>>33617046
Looks kinda like SCAR.
Not much besides that.
Kar 98K looked cooler.

>>33617065
>not having a 2560x1440 monitor

>>33616798
Where's Moot?

>>33617029

This is really the only good spot on the web for decent pony discussion. I've looked all over the web and /co/ has the only regular anonymous discussion thread that is of any value.

Are you saying pony is loosing steam?

>>33617065
it is called "for cropping pleasures"

>>33617029

The statistics guy has shown that posting speed has been increasing steadily since the archive was created.

>>33617065
I use mostly music desktop.

>>33617046

I don't like the new clip.

>>33617080
this.
I don't think pone is losing steam too much, we were having apocalyptic threads a couple of months ago about how MLP is pretty much ded.
just fearmongering

hey guys, what is the most common high resolution? you know, like 1920 X 1080?
what is it again?

>>33617084
Yeah, I genuinely don't get what's going on there, but I can't image how he could have misinterpreted the data. Did we really used to be slower?

>>33617096
I have 1900 1200, but I think 1900 1080 is more (most) common

>>33617096

1920x1080

>>33617084
>>33617051
If this is true then we don't have any problems.
Flooding /co/ with "My Little Human Generals" and "You-Know-What" threads worked last time, I don't see how it couldn't work now.

Not that I want it to come to that.

>>33617096
1920x1080 is the most regular
1920x1200 is also popular
use 2560x1600 for maximum pony pleasure

>have fun trolling that guy in that ponychan thread
>decide to look elsewhere for some other meat
>go to /pony/ board
>see the 'official BG pony naming thread'

Holy fuck... at least when we latch onto a background pony it's because they did something funny or looked interesting.

We didnt go in looking for some stupid slice of fanon to claim.

They're literally trying to name every fucking little thing

>>33617099

we're really fucking fast during the days, and we post way, way more comments without an image

seriously, like every thread is 600-800 posts nowadays

we used to average like 400, that may make a difference somehow