Better topic.

ITT; It's December 2010.

this thread belongs to sethisto.

>work busy
>can't spend time if fluffy poni
>fluffy poni feels you don't love her
>runs away
>runs into the street you hear the car slam on breaks and stop
>you run out
>fluffy poni hit on the ground twitching
>you run up to her
>she asks why you don't love her
>she dies before you can find the words

>>33611120
>implying hfps was here in december 2010

>>33611013

Why would anyone want some tarded up fluffy pone, when they could have a loveable, loyal applejack pone instead?

>Playing with fluffy pony
>It sneezes
>The force of the sneeze breaks it's spine
>Fluffy pony drowns

>>33611137
I'm not gonna get another one if they keep dying every time I got out for a smoke

>>33611192
GO ON

Luna moves in with you how does this make you >feel

>>33610974

>>33611239
That was better before you warped it.

Anyone else thinks Daftykins is a gigantic faggot that should stop posting?

>>33611238

AROUSED IN MY CROTCHULAR AREA

>>33611260

Totally.

>grown men flocking to thailand
>pretend to be babies in a huge adult nursery
>you'll never be as pathetic as this
>will you MLPG... WILL YOU?
http://www.vice.com/read/look-whos-talking-baby-bunnykins

who likes little strongheart

i do, she is a brave and pretty representative of a proud people

>>33611238
ok

she better not touch my booze, I'll mark that shit with sharpie

>>33611260
Nope, just you. I mean he's been here for months and no one has complained yet. So I'm going to assume you're just some new faggot.

>>33611289
She is a fagget like klondike.

Does anyone else find fat ponies cute?

>>33611162
What would Applejack pet be like?

>You decide to take fluffy pony to the beach
>Enjoying the surf and the sun together
>Fluffy pony letting out various squeals and giggles at all the stuff it sees
>You are watching it carefully so it doesn't get to close to the water
>Slowly the heat begins to lull you into slumber and you pass out
>You wake up 5 minutes later, Fluffy Pony nowhere in sight
>You being to panic and start calling for it
>You finally see what appears to be a drowned pink rat washed up on shore
>It's fluffy pony and you quickly rush to see if it's okay
>As you run towards it, you see fluffy pony begin to stand up and relief fills your heart
>Suddenly gulls
>Lots and lots of gulls
>A whole fucking flock of gulls begin swarming fluffy pony
>You hear the high pitched squealing and your heart drops into your liver
>Just as you reach the flock and pony all the asshole gulls fly away
>Some of them are carrying pieces of pink flesh and hair with them
>One of them got an eye
>Fluffy Pony is too horrible to look at, you vomit at the carnage
>You can see her brain and her intestines are hanging out
>She's still alive though
>You finally work up the courage to pick her up
>A fucking German Shepard off it's leash snaps her out of your hands and begins violently shaking her back and forth
>Her head flies off her body and lands on your foot
>You're sent to jail for brutally beating up a dog

The WIP before I ink it.

Don't you, forget about me...

>fluffy pony's sick
>you tuck her into bed and get her a nice cup of tea
>you help her drink it
>you take care of her day and night
>her condition worsens
>you take her to the vet
>he has cancer in her fluff
>it's terminal
>you start to cry
>fluffy pony thinks it did something wrong
>it tries to apologize for disappointing you
>it makes you cry harder
>the vet looks at you
>"look kid, we get five people like you every week. These fluffy ponies are so inbred, they're considered a devolved version of regular ponies. They're dumb animals kid. Dont let the fact that they can half form sentences fool you."
>the vet grabs fluffy pony around the neck and stuffs her into a kennel
>"This is for you own good. You'll thank me later"
>the vet walks off into another room
>you hear a shot fired
>the pretty nurse escorts you out

MARKER WHERE

>>33611302
Klondike is a fagget, and Anonymous is usually right about this kind of stuff.

>>33611288
already packed

>>33611322
Never coming here.

I guess this works for the armor.

>>33611313
I've been wondering, why do you use red pencil before inking?

>>33611288
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwuttttttttttt

>>33611238

WHAT

I CAN'T HEAR YOU

MY ROOMMATE IS TALKING ON THE PHONE IN THE OTHER ROOM

>>33611288
>i'm already there

>>33611353
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MARKER

>>33611341
I drop out the red when I scan it.

>>33611238
Oh dear god does someone have that guy talking about his roomate masturbating in the showers while imitating Luna and her Royal Canterlot voice?

>>33611238
< my reaction

Luna would probably be a total bro
>wings
>flyin and shit
>late night party-in
>starry hair

>>33611305

She would be a silly pony

>>33611289
No one likes her.

>>33611343
he lost his virginity at 38, but at least he lost it

>>33611013
I have a Yorkshire Terrier who sneezes so hard that he would headbutt the floor. He's getting a bit old now, and all those bonks have added up to make him kinda slow.

So retard dogs are not hard to understand, particularly when they're small dogs.

>>33611392
I know its standard unloved faggot material, but god damn, I appreciate the night.

>>33611392
Having access to a flying horse would only lead to problems. ESPECIALLY if you plan on partying with her.

>>33611386
Ah I see. That is a very good reason.

>>33611238
>ask her if she's a morning person or not
>she says she isn't
>'Yeah, I bet you love the moon'

>>33611288
>Those questions

Not sure if funny or uncomfortable

is it improving?
what can I do better.

>>33611353
We're seriously using this thread? SERIOUSLY?

>>33611441
kinda gettin' a boner, still on the fence

>>33611392
So, is Luna just naturally inclined to being evil or what?

>>33611443
construction lines.

>>33611288
That... That is pretty much the most repulsing thing I've seen in weeks.

>>33611443
They usually have some sort of nose when seen from the front, and the body is a bit lumpy.
Not an artist, so I can't really give advice, but that's what I'd say.
A nose might make it more obvious that she is looking down, too, so her forehead won't look so big. The side shots seem fine to me.

>>33611423
>luna im too drunk to drive u good for flying us home?
>bitch i can fly with my eyes closed
>wake up in some random place far away from home
mitebcool

>>33611305
>keeping applejack as a pet
nah, ya just eat em
smores.wav

>playing backgammon with sriracha pone
>win
>he mad
>you pick him up, he gets madder
>stare blankly into his face as you bring a lighter up under him
>pone starts to panic
>you light the lighter
>you are deaf to his girly boyshreiks
>numb to the burning on your fingers
>you dumbly watch as the flame heats both sauce and pone
>wonder which will fail first
>it was pone
>his belly begins to distend, his plastic flesh weakening
>he struggles to hold up his girth, but this only puts his legs in the way of the heat, and they begin to stretch out, going limp
>sriracha pone lets out a whole new gamut of screams as his useless appendages contact the flames directly
>you cant tell whether it sounds like a dying feline clone of freddy mercury or the aflack duck hooked up to an iron lung
>the gooey melty plastic pone belly continues to droop farther and farther as it heats
>morbid fascination distracts you from the third degree burns on your fingers, the flesh beginning to warp and discolor
>sriracha pone gives one last desperate scream before his stomach finally ruptures, spilling both boiling hot hot-sauce and pone lifeblood onto your hand and lighter
>as the flames go out, you finally become aware of the disfiguring wounds on your hands, only made worse by the melted plastic and heated sauces
>you dont care
>you cant feel it anyway
>the faint sound of moving glass chitters just out of your sight
>slowly, you turn your head to see tabasco pone, staring, wide eyed
>she never speaks again

>>33611305
Boring, probably.

>>33611397

Futa-Applejacks are also available if the traditional female variant isn't your thing.

>>33611483
>wanting poni over human
>living with this would be cool as fuck

>>33611525
JUST LIKE IN THE SHOW

>>33611398
I do. I haven't drawn her yet though.

>Make a Peanut Butter and Grape Jam Sammich
>Put sammich down, jam leaks all over the sides
>Smoke a bowl
>Eat sammich
>Have a delightful fucking sammich experience
>Purple Jam all over my hands
>Begin licking it off
>Suddenly, in my mind, I'm licking my hands clean of all of Twilight's delicious Horse Jelly
>Is magnifico
>Feel confusion and great shame immediately following

>>33611490

>>33611543
>going dangerously close to full retard

WHAT IS BEST EPISODE TO WATCH DRUNK I NEED THIS FOR EXPERIMENTAL PERPOSES

>>33611554
>Twilight's delicious Horse Jelly

>>33611529
Oh really? Tell me more.

Lets discuss why nobody likes Derpy

>>33611578
Your favorite episode

>>33611554
>Twilight's delicious Horse Jelly

What the fuck is horse jelly?

>>33611238
>fluttershy moves in as room mate
>everytime you all drink, she starts hitting on you
>eventually when you get near blackup
>you get raped

>>33611601
Think head cheese.

I'm sad that the show has the possibility of being cancelled with only a half-sized season 3. I am hoping the show goes on for at least 4 or 5 seasons... but I dunno.

Uh....what?

>>33611601

It's a reduction of their juices mixed with sugar and an emulsifier.

>>33611578

Return of harmony part one.

Then when you're good and tanked, smoke a bowl and watch part two. It's the ultimate down-up roller coaster.

>>33611610
When the show is over there will still be threads about it. It's going to be horrible.

>on bus with a friend
>"hey man check this song"
>stick earphone in
> it's this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0clN27DID7s

i hate this goddamn fandom

>>33611614
wutwutwutwutwut?

>>33611608
I wish a girl I was attracted to would rape me.

can you guys take that pinkus pie faggot back
they won't quit shitting up /v/

>>33611625
Sounds good. Where can I get that with FS?

Luna is my favourite alicorn.

>>33611608
>implying I wouldn't respond to her hitting on me
>implying I wouldn't bring it up later, when we were sober

>>33611645
He is not from here man, he is just a /v/ troll.
Im a /v/irgin too.

>>33611594
Derpy is a very revolutionary pony

>>33611629
aww shit, you are thE bEST ANON. BETTER THAN ALL THOSE UNHELPFUL ANONS WHO WONT GIVE ME A REC

>>33611608
Fluttershy would get drunk off 2 bitch drinks, twilight could probably handle it better and be more fun

>>33611643

pone is not a viable replacement for methadone, this fucking sucks

>>33611667
What happend?

>>33611681
Derpy lost her eye in the war.
The shrapnel did a number on her brain too.

Kefka is the new God Lord of the Ponies

How does that change the show?

>>33611672

Twilight is best pony, in the best dress.

She should change her name to Besty McBesterson.

>>33611692
Is from a grimderp fic or something?

>>33611705
Twilight is the prettiest, smartest, all-around-best pony.
Its canon.

>>33611705

mah nigga

>>33611710
No, I pulled it out of my ass.
...So it kind is the same thing as a grimderp fic.

>>33611721
OH REALLY? WELL i agree totally.

>>33611642

>>33611638
You need better friends.

>>33611688

>>33611721
They sang a song about Dash being the best.

>>33611721
Pinkie Pie was just bullshitting twilight so that she could go to a party.

>>33611692

Lies, she was lobotomized by shoving an icepick through her eye into her brain. Conform. Obey. Or Else.

>>33611672
>twilight moves in
>study buddy
>drinkin buddy
>learnin new things
>not too loud
>open minded
>likes to stay in but doesn't mind going out
best room mate

>>33611638
Anyways, does anyone have any good pony related song recommendations?

...Does anyone here listen to pony songs? I feel like I'm the only one.... which makes me think hard about my choice in music preferences

>>33611688
I can't stop laughing.

>>33611688
Hahahahahaha

>Twilight being able to handle her liquor

she'd be the type that gets sloppy after 4 beers and starts crying or getting obnoxious

>>33611692
Yeah, now she talks like other ponies and is a strategic genius. That shrapnel did some weird stuff.

>>33611688

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzxzho63csU

I'LL DO THIS
WITH MY HANDS
I'LL DO THIS
WITH MY HANDS
I'LL DO THIS
WITH MY HANDS
I'LL DO THIS
WITH MY HANDS

>>33611767
>She gets a hold of computer.
>It's is packed with malware and viruses.
>She is playing WoW.
>Leaves Vent on.
>All you near is neckbeards asking if she is still on.

>fluffy pony drank the bong water

>>33611767
Would Human Twilight still have magic, or would she be just as skilled as she is with magic at whatever the equivalent is?
Technology?

>>33611767
I agree. She would make the best room mate, sister, friend, everything.

I want more pictures of pretty Twilight.

>>33611671

>>33611783

>>33611765
She was lobotomized to prevent her from doing this.

If Derpy had normal eyes and was a guy in this scene, it wouldn't have been controversial at all.

>>33611786
This needs to be a thing now.

>>33611804
>that feel when madmax hats us

>>33611783

>>33611643
>I wish a girl I was attracted to would rape me.
THAT'S NOT HOW RAPE WORKS BRO
FLUTTERRAPE IS ONLY A THING BECAUSE THE GUY DOESN'T WANT IT

>>33611786
Oh my god.

>>33611804
MORE TWILIGHT

>>33611776
I like these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_XV3nniNi4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obJ21k3Hylo

>>33611810
>Derpy raises the sun.
>Two suns breach the horizon.
>Equestria becomes Tatooine.

>Rainbow Dash is room mate
>Every day was <better/worse> than yours, regardless what she did
>playin vidya she ultra competitive if losing always wants a rematch
>Always tries to out do you
>drinks all your booze
RD would be wost room mate, but probably a good exercise buddy, or good room mate if you like to be alpha as fuck

>>33611819
As a masculist, I am appalled by the veracity of this statement.

>>33611869
Trigger warnings, bro.

>>33611322
>>33610493

>>33611850
Im out when the show is over.

>>33611801
Probably just be really good with sciences/math/computers/ect

>>33611776

I listen to some.

Whenever I hear someone's voice, I fucking dip. Love some of the instrumental works though.

Here's a couple I think are enjoyable:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9Xz7Jv7Kv0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exeHolTI7ao
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5s_wLEAaHI

>>33611850
Everyone you know in life will die, and you to as well.

>>33611833
My sides, they can't take it anymore...

>>33611819

>If Derpy had normal eyes and was a guy in this scene, it wouldn't have been controversial at all.

it was never controversial to begin with.

the only people who thought it was controversial are retarded kids who think "derp" literally means retarded.

>>33611869

Oh, are you here for your therapy sessions?

You're right on time, the last person was just leaving.

>>33611833
IT FITS SO WELL

STOP THAT

Trixie and Derpy OTP.

>>33611786
smashing!

>Rarity is your room mate.
>Even the dust is organized.
>Notice little passive aggressive notes on everything you own.
>Ask her about them.
>She suggests you do something about it then.
>Say whatever and get on computer.
>It has a password on it.
>You never had a password on it.
>Notice on the corner of the monitor is another note.
>"Computer access after you clean your room."

>need to leave the house for a few hours
>concerned for fluffy pony's safety
>put her in a dark room
>tape a glowstick to the ceiling fan
>turn on fan
>have fluffy pony look at spinning glow stick
>she's mesmerized
>come back hours later
>she's still staring at it
>you cant get her attention
>you have to forcibly move her to get her to snap out of it
>the image of the glowing ring is burned into her eyes
>she gets a flash of it whenever she blinks
>fluffy pony freaks out whenever she blinks for the next hour

>>33611819

When I imagine normal eyed boy Derpy I think of Hank Venture.

Less clumsy, more insanely reckless.

>>33611833
I can't stop laughing, really

>>33611962
Time to put the pretty horse down.

>>33611962
>You violently rape Rarity until she gives you the password

>>33611962
My god, Rarity would be the best roommate.

>>33611962
>implying I didn't plan on this and have a back up key on a floppy disk

>>33611964
>Cover house in glowsticks.

>>33611964
>concerned for fluffy pony's safety
That doesn't sound like me.

>>33611964
>Make a mess until she give me the password.

>>33612000
Fucking rapist.

>>33611956
Did Fluttershy shrink you or something in this pic?

>>33612023
>EVERYTHING IS FETISHES

>>33611962

I HOPE RARITY LIKES SLAPS IN THE FACE

>mfw FIM finally ends, because you know it will eventually.

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Original characters burning off the shoulder of Orion. I watched drawfags glitter in the dark near the general marker. All those moments will be lost in time, like pissing in an ocean of piss.

Time to die."

>>33612000

THATS OUR DEAFDEFILER

>stock laugh

>>33612023
>Fluttershy_finally_gets_her_hooves_on_anons_dick.jpg

>dash is your roomate
>everything smells like alcohol and expired food
>massive mess everywhere
>pretty much the same as before she moved in

>>33612017
>rape

>>33612023
You didn't notice the horse tranquilizer in your sandwich.

>>33612055
Yes yes, we will all know the >feel of that moment.

>>33611776
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP0f5rvVkAU&list=LL2uLpbRVlOWbgHrWNq0vVuw&index=1&feature
=plpp_video

>>33612055
This actually makes me somewhat sad.

>>33611988

thats better than any other fanon I've heard for derpy

>Bulletsponge is your room mate.
>Enter house.
>Get shot to death.

Final version maybe?

>>33612017
>"so you gonna give me that password?"
>"not until this place is absolutely sparkling"
>"okay then"
>you slowly, deliberately walk over to the refrigerator
>take out the jar of salsa
>walk over again to the white carpet
>uncap the salsa
>hold it out at arms length
>Rarity is watching your every move
>"you wouldnt"
>you tilt it slightly
>"What's the password Rarity?"
>"oh you wouldnt"
>tilt it a little more
>Rarity bites her lip in worry

>>33612055
oh god I don't want to think about it

>>33612099
Fluffy are you streaming.

Hey everypоny.

>>33612055
Better to end after 65 episodes than get stagnant and horribly shitty.

>>33612099
Nice work.

>>33612107
I was going to remove my clothes and take a oild bath then use her bed.

>>33612119
Total fucking agreement here.

>>33612099
Her mane by her neck doesnt flip around. Still needs work.

>>33612099
G-goodness...

>>33612107
>Rarity watches as the salsa falls from the jar, towards the floor.
>She panics.
>The falling salsa is caught in her magic, only to get tossed on your shirt.
>You hear a thump on the window.
>Fluttershy

>>33612108
>>33612090
>>33612082
>>33612055

Everyone that watched Panty and Stocking is laughing at you guys

>>33612099
Nope, her mane seems glued onto her neck.

>>33612099
No Twilight.

No.

>>33612000
>once you're onto the computer, you put this video on loop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfcaRdfyvnM
>continues with the rapening

>>33612099
It would be a lot of work, but her mane on her neck really should wave a bit. Invert, sort of, if you get my meaning.

Its looking damned impressive already though.

>>33612107
>she breaks
>gives you the password
>you give her a condescending pat on the head as you walk over to the computer
>Rarity begrudgingly cleans everything on her own
>satisfied, she lays down to get some rest
>the door flies open
>an ecstatic, mud covered Sweetie Bell is standing there, eager to visit her sister
>Rarity lets out a howl of misery as Sweetie charges into the room

>>33612099
You STILL didnt make her mane flip.

>fluttershy moves in as room mate
>breakfast made
>lunch made for you
>come home wants to talk about your day
>helps you take the burn of the day off
>snuggles at night
>fuck buddy to as long as you don't say anything to friends it makes her nervous

moe ass fuck

>>33612153
That'll be $16.75 plus tip

>>33612162
I feel bad for her now... Im going to clean when Sweetie leave but I want to play with them first.

>>33612055
That actually makes me wonder, what are they gonna do after FIM?

>>33612141
>fluttershy
I lost it.

>>33612148
>he doesn't recognize Blade Runner
get a load of this faggot

>>33612099
everything, except her mane, is awesome

>>33612136
>>33612160
>>33612164
OKAY, JUST FOR YOU ANON

Does anyone have the link to the hotglue guy's video that he said he was gonna do earlier today? Had to leave so I probably missed it.

>>33612097
>shitcurity is your room mate
>enter house
>rape, homosex and angsted to death

>>33611962
>Rarity pretends to be my mom
>I can be her son
>Hot incest roleplay follows

Fat poni is best poni

>>33612099
>She's doing that at Dan after he confesses his undying hatred for her.

>>33612192
Forgive my ignorance, I'm not very experienced in Fausts creations, but PPG, then Fosters Home, then MLP. One could make some predictions with this.

>>33612220
You cant have sex with your pony room mate.

>>33612205
Of course I recognize blade runner.
I'm talking about everyone angsting over a series finale that hasn't happened yet.

>>33612220
>She reacts with disgust.
>Forces you to get a job.

>>33612231
She didn't create Foster's and PPG

>>33612231
Cartoons?

>>33612230
>Twilight thinks the human term for love is "hate"
>suddenly MLPG is HSG

>>33612258
You thought I was angsting. How cute.

>>33612153

Daniel might have continued on in that bubbly tone for some time had O'Neill not interrupted with a long-suffering sigh. "Did you figure out the gate symbols?"

"- right. Well...no. Twilight had her little dragon buddy send word to the capitol for some more books. We should have better luck tomorrow."

"You better. This whole thing is starting to remind me of Abydos." O'Neill fixed the other man with a hard-eyed stare. "We need to get out of here before you decide to fall in love and stay behind again."

A flush suffused Jackson's face, but he didn't retort. For a time, the only sound in the camp was the steady clacking of metal on metal as O'Neill finished putting the rifle back together. By then, the anger and embarrassment had left Jackson's face, replaced by an expression O'Neill recognized and feared: that faraway look of a theoretician with too much time on his hands. "If both participants are sapient beings, is it really besti-"

"Do not finish that sentence, Jackson." Silence fell again for several heartbeats, broken by O'Neill's audible shudder. "I'm going to sleep."

( http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7051356/1/Stargate_Equestria_Connection )

"Smile, Smile, Smile" was removed from season 2, wasn't it?

WHY?

>>33612256
>girl moves in as room mate
>can't be fuck buddys

That's not how it works bro, would have to get somewhere with the girl if she is to move in

>>33612322
I think she is going to sing that in the donkey episode.

>>33612251
I actually spent a couple minutes looking at the fizz in coke pone since it's done pretty well. Then I realized that at any moment someone could look in here and see that I'm look at a food pony porn pic.

>>33612209
STRAM FLOOFY

>>33612295
Alright, let's sayfor a second that that post didn't revolve entirely around you, and I included your post because it kicked off all the "oh god what am I gonna do after FiM" posts.

Happy?

>>33612336
I dont make the rules anon sorry.

>>33612319
I liked that up until the Daniel/Twilight shipping started. Feels bad man.

>>33612338
>>33612322
No no it's totally going to be a DVD extra feature.

>>33612265
>>33612293
>2 min latter on Google

The Powerpuff Girls
>storyboard artist, writer, director, supervising director

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
>developer, supervising producer, writer, story, story supervisor, storyboard artist, character designer, animation director, story editor

>>33612319
>SG/MLP fanfiction
I'm on the fence is this is better than SGU

>>33612322
no, it'l be in cranky doodle donkey's episode

>>33612362
It's alright, I guess. There is a sequel that I haven't bothered finishing yet.

>>33612338
>>33612367

>>33612362
>Even less time even reading her Deviantart
http://fyre-flye.deviantart.com/journal/I-am-not-the-creator-of-Powerpuff-Girls-274214331

>>33612347
Stream what? I'm just moving around vector pieces... I'd image that being pretty boring.

>>33612401
Well I feel sheepish.

>>33612407

YOU'D IMAGINE WRONG

>>33612367
You know that moment when you hear a spoiler and know it's true?

I just had that moment.

>>33612407
>Implying I didn't watch your streams of you doing just that.

>>33612349
okay.png

>>33612362
warning, incoming >opinions: I have literally wiped things off of my ass that were more engaging than SGU.also you should make the TF2 server alltalk you faggot.

>that feel when America Addio

>>33612362
I've read both it and a chunk of the sequel.

Somehow, the writer actually managed to a perfect rendition of SG. Everyone in perfect fucking character. Shit, even the plot itself follows that familiar SG formula.

Shit, even the sequel follows the formula for "return to planet ___" episodes PERFECTLY

>shit hits the fan again
>alien friend goes to SGC for help
>they send SG1 back with reasonable amount of backup
>instantly captured

So yeah. Way better than SGU. And certain episodes of Atlantis.

>That feeling of satisfaction when you finish lesbian bulletsponge quest only happens once

>>33612430
I don't know how, but I've asked on the forums for help. I just feel I'm missing a glaring fact that's in front of my nose, and when I figure that out, everything else will come by more easily.

>>33612462
Shitty ending.

>>33612446

That reminds me. Did anyone ever do good Star Trek/MLP fanfiction after that whole Discord thing?

>lyra moves in as room mate
>lazy as me
>not givin a fuck as me
>booze drinkin as me
>ready to fuck

where do I sign up

>>33612462
>lesbian bulletsponge quest

Someone made it into a quest?

>>33612430
SG:U isn't for everyone. I had a dream that ended my interest in humanism between seasons, but I still enjoyed it through the "finale".

>>33612474
>fanon

>>33612474
>She is a brony

>>33612468
http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Dedicated_server_configuration

literally all you have to do is change a single line in server.cfg

BETTER YET?

>>33612476
>Bulletsponge, avoid bullets.

>>33612479
>I had a dream that ended my interest in humanism

...what dream could have done that?

>>33612521
YES FLUFFY

>>33612219
wait

>shitcurity is your roommate
>enter home
>tazed
>stun batond
>permabrigged

fixed

>>33612479
>SG:U
Why did they have to ruin the SG franchise with that shit?

>>33612521
OH GOD MY BONER CANT BE CONTAINED IM SO SORRY

>>33612521
LOOKS GOOD TO ME

>>33612474
"Lyra I don't feel like cooking tonight"
"It is either pizza or we starve"
Mah nigga

>>33612521
Quite.

>>33612521
I am pleased.

GUYS I CAN'T FIND MY FLUFFY PONY AND IT'S RAINING OUTSIDE!

WHAT DO I DO?

>>33612521

>>33612553
Light a candle.

>>33612521

i figured you would have it start on the right, and have her flip it to the left.

but its very good.

>>33612553

>>33612521
It's weird when Twi does it...

>>33612521

Fuck all y'all for giving me a waifu.

>>33612564
Drowning fluffy pony is nothing compared to immolated pony.

>>33612553
Buy another one.

>>33612209

I REALLY LIKE THAT BONG!

>>33612521
WHY DONT YOU UPLOAD HIGHER RESOLUTIONS FAGGOT. PERHAPS .SWF VERSION MAYBE? I CANT GET OFF TO THIS UNTIL HI DEFINITION

>>33612521
I said no, Twilight.

I'm sorry.

this thread needs more explosions

>>33612640

>>33612630
But leth.

Everyone knows you have a crush on the purple pony.

>>33612656
BUT I HAVE A CRUSH ON LETH

>>33612553

>>33612653
What is all of them?

>>33612653
Who is Anonymous.

>>33612521

>>33612640

>>33612653
HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS ONE?

>>33612653
who is bravespark

>>33611841
I'll just pretend to not enjoy it.

>>33612468

HEY SENT

sv_alltalk 1 is a cheat. you need to set sv_cheats 1, set sv_alltalk 1, then turn cheats off.

or you can use the scorcmod cvar, sm_cvar sv_alltalk 1. bypassing the need to turn on cheats.

>>33612656
Do not!

I like like her.

As a pony.

>>33612653
Who is myself?

>>33612521
GLORIOUS
DA?!

>>33612708
But nobody uses mics anyway so who cares if there's alltalk?

>>33612660
That's not as fun as the single post ones.

>>33612737
I sometimes use it

GUYS

I DON'T KNOW IF I LIKE PURPLE PONY OR PINK PONY MORE

WHAT DO?

>>33612737

>nobody uses the mic

BULLSHIT

>>33612708
>sv_alltalk 1 is a cheat
Doubtful, but then again, I doubt myself more.

Regardless, I don't know how to get into the console, OR, if memory serves me right, it's the ~ key, in which case I don't know how to sign in as admin or let the server know I'm an admin.

Steam chat for more

>>33612737
Speak (lol) for yourself, faggot.

>>33612752
Pink pony

>>33612752
All pone are pink pone on the inside

>>33612768
>>33612756
You never talk to me!

How will MLPG be celebrating Australia Day?

>>33612711
you
like like
her?
cool

>>33612781
That's because ALLTALK IS OFF

>>33612752
You should love purple pone. She may not have much time left.

>>33612782
By not being in Australia.
>>33612748
Of course those are better.
I had nothing to do with those.

>>33612752

Make them fight to the death.

>>33612782
Watch Crocodile Hunter.

>>33612679

So that's why he wasn't at her birthday party.

>>33612782
<- that's how

>>33612782
killing spiders

>>33612782
By appreciating the fact that I don't live in Australia, and that I don't have to live in fear of nature itself!

>>33612784
The second like may have been an accident.

>>33611238
Oh fuck, Luna you're so loud! Be quiet!
Got to bed, Luna! I have work tomorrow!

>>33612752
Like both. Only casuals choose.

>>33612782
By thanking whatever gods may be that I don't live on a continent where every goddamn native life form is poisonous.

>>33612790
I've been on Krabb's team, Jesus.

>>33612857
Maybe he just doesn't like you

Well it's getting there.

>>33612782
Hugging my guns and laughing at the peashooters the ozzies have to wait a month to buy.

>>33612828
>The second like may have been an accident.

daily reminder for you

My two fluffy ponies ate some magnets and now they're stuck together. What do I do?

>>33612828
>may have been
You can't fool me Leth Or Twilight

>>33612870
Yeah it's looking good so far.

>>33612782
Enjoying the day off.
It'll be pissing down rain all week.

>>33612828
It's okay to have a crush, Leth.

>>33612885
Can you like, not bring that up whenever you can? It's A) not going to do anything, and B) quite off-topic.

>>33612870
Damn that ink is pretty.

>>33612868
That wouldn't be surprising in the slightest...

>>33612748
Those are pure genius.

>>33612909
>Queensland

>>33612834
>You are the proud owner of a fluffy luna pony.
>She is loud as fuck, but she gets tired quickly and naps most of the time.
>You realize much to your horror that this is because she is far more active at night.
>All night.
>Constant loud as fuck babbling. Constant screaming, constant crying.
>Have to keep the lights off so she does not get scared of her shadow.
>So many stubbed toes.
>She eventually calms down when she passes one of the windows and looks out at the night sky.
>She is transfixed on the moon.
>The house is eerily quiet now, you end up passing out on the couch from exhaustion.
>Morning.
>Feel a lump on your chest.
>Fluffy Luna pony is sleeping on you.

>>33612870
Give me a picture of your pens. They ink wonderfully.

>>33612885
>>33612914
Besides, there's only 1 reminder you need to give Leth.

Brush em.

>>33612950
>implying the pens have anything to do with it
could you BE more of a plebeian?

>>33612940
damn, i wish i could draw. i would make this into a comic if i could.

>>33612782

Hoping that this rain stops.

>>33612950
why dont you just join our little bunch of spectators and see them yourself?

http://www.livestream.com/thatberretdude

>>33612971
That's not what I mean. I mean every time I try to ink anything it turns out this shitty grey color instead of the delicious black he's getting out of them. I really just want to know the brand.

>>33612911
But... no. She's a pony, not people!

>>33612940
You know anon, you can solve that problem if you beat her every time she speaks. Or just terrorize her in some way. My fluffy pony used to bite the furniture. Then I started blindfolding her and banging pots and pans really loudly together whenever she did it. She's scared to shit of biting anything now. Problem solved.

>>33613005
>fluffy pony starves

>>33612748
Now someone make a full fic showing more of her side and more of day to day life and at some point they DO fuck.
Either they fuck or anon gets pissed and ravages her asshole so hard she regrets ever wishing for it.

>>33612940
>fluffy luna wandering around the house at night having loud conversations with herself
It's cute. I'll give it that.

Just fapped to that new MLP porn parody. Came gallons. They left out the CMCs tho.

The actresses for RD and Twilight had a lesbian scene

how do you kills huntsman spiders in Aus, those things are the size of a fucking plate, it'd take more than one hit to kill it with a shoe, and it would probably scurry off after the first hit and climb up your arm and under your shirt or some shit, fuck spiders

Draw me like one of your french girls

>>33612929

hard to talk when nobody else it talking.

i got nothing against you deaf.

>>33613012
>implying I dont love force feeding her

>>33613021
Shotgun.

>>33613003
You're secret is safe with me leth.

>>33613025
>dem bruises

>>33613003
She's sentient and fully capable of love.
Also she's adorkable and smart and would be amazingly pleasant company.

>>33612950
I read "pens" as "penis".

>>33613003
Leth, don't play along with him like Kamina.

>Group of 3 anons walking down street one evening
>Fluffy pone comes upon them.
>All 3 anons stop and admire Fluffy pone's cuteness
>Fluffy Pone happily skips to the closes anon.
>Anon picks fluffy pone up.
>Fluffy pone curls up into a ball
>it unfolds itself and turned into Fluffy Rarity.
>Anon immediately hugged Fluffy rarity.
>Second anon wants to hold Fluffy Rarity too
>First anon doesn't let go.
>Third anon takes it away from him.
>Fluffy rarity curls into ball again and uncurls into Twilight
>Third anon immediately "awws" and embraces Fluffy Twilight.

>Police have a strange case of 3 young males that brutally mutilated each other.
>Fluffy pone was nowhere to be seen.

>>33613019
What are you talking about?

>>33611314
Dammit Lewis go to bed.

>>33613046
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caf%C3%A9_au_lait_spot

>>33612937
I agree.
Fuck Queensland.

>>33613047
But she is a pony

our love is not meant to be

>>33612972
What a great idea. Too bad I'm a lazy faggot to draw it.

>>33613056
This is true.

I'll just enjoy her being cute and adorable and leave it at that.

>>33613005
This is a powerful technique and fluffy ponies are very susceptible to it. Be careful with it. I had a fluffy pony once that just would not be house broken. Shit and vomit and urine everywhere. So I started watching her. Whenever she'd excrete anything, I'd force her nose into it until she was having trouble breathing, then I'd slap her around with a flip flop for a half hour or so. She soon became so scared of her own body she stopped letting anything get out. It was great for three days or so. Then her colon ruptured from being overfilled and she died of sepsis.

>>33612870
Why is the bottom jaw on furthest left dragon not as long as the others? Also, using the others as a size reference, I don't think that the pony getting chomped would have feathers that big.

>>33613094
>fluffy pony stands completely still, trying to keep her anus shut
>she stands vigilant for three whole days
>unmoving, holding back the torrent of feces
>it bursts a hole in the intestine
Fluffy ponies are dedicated, I'll give them that.

>>33613091
well shit. maybe someone who can draw and isn't lazy would do it.

or i could quit being a lazy faggot and learn to draw

>>33612937
It's been pouring hard in Sydney too.

Was going to have a barby with some mates but that's not gonna work.

>>33613025
...I doubt it needs to be said, but this is a girl I would make love to.

>>33613062

Josh?

>>33613133
were you going to put a shrimp on the barby ?

>>33613123
That's the spirit.

>>33613146
Lets try not to enforce negative stereotypes you fat, stupid American

>>33613142
Whose Josh?

>>33613171
wow you austists sure get touchy, I am not even from america

>Realize it's morning.
>Fluffy Luna is snuggled on your chest.
>You have about five minutes to get to work.
>Scramble out of the couch, ignoring the massive cramp in your neck.
>Force on some work clothes, your coat and shoes.
>Rush out the door and into your car.
>Speed away, fuck the system, fuck the rules, your boss is insane.
>You have seen the man kill an elk on a corporate golfing trip using nothing but a putter.
>Shutter in the drivers seat when you think about that day.
>Suddenly feel something moving around in your shirt.
>Begin to panic, slapping at your shirt and screaming.
>Hear giggling inside.
>Movement goes down your sleeve, resulting in a fluffy pony head to emerge from near your hand.
>She notices she is in an unfamiliar area, moving at a frighting speed.
>You know it's going to happen, but you know you cannot brace for it.


>The windows in your car explode from the wailing, glass is propelled in a way that would have made a Hollywood producer cream himself.
>All you hear is buzzing and you can taste blood.
>Realize you cannot see.
>Cannot see the semi you swerved into.

>Local police and fire recover a sleeping fluffy pony from the wreckage, she was snuggling against the hand of the accident victim.
>She was soon sent back to the fluffy pony kennel, ready for adoption.

>>33613192
>Doesn't know a joke when he sees one

>>33613099
>implying it was a pony
And I try not to copy and paste the same thing over and over. The one in the far back is sorta like the front one but tried to change the snout.
The middle one is just a variation.

>>33613192
>austists

this is too austimastistic for me

>>33613171
at least we're not all pussy faggots like those eurofags...

>>33613146
I don't know many people that have ever BBQd shrimp. It's usually cheap sausages and steak. Rarely burgers like you yanks.
And shrimp is pretty uncommon on a whole. We eat prawns.
I'm surprised that phrase (which was made by australians) is so inaccurate. It's basically all other countries have to go on.

>>33613197
What's with all this fluffy pony talk?

>>33613219
> Rarely burgers

Why not, they're fucking good

>>33613219
>Prawns
Fuck, I knew that District 9 movie was accurate!

>>33613235
typical amerifat whose destroyed his taste buds with sugar, butter and bad cheese

>>33613197
>not realizing there's a god damn pony inside your shirt
Oh let me guess, you're one of those obese-fags who wears extra baggy shirts to cover up your stomach, not realizing that wearing work cloths that dont fit makes you seem extremely sloppy.

>>33613179

Confirmed for Josh.

>>33613255
But my name's not Josh.

>>33613251
Fluffy ponies without fluff are small as fuck man.
Are you retarded?

>>33613249
cheese is good, butter is good, deal w/ it nerds

>>33613263
I'll be your josh