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    136 KB MLP General Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:58 No.33608642  
    Where is the Fluttershy episode?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:00 No.33608704
    back in season 1
    >> Klondike 01/25/12(Wed)00:00 No.33608705
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    Right here
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:00 No.33608711
    fuck you
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:00 No.33608715
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    I wish I knew
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:00 No.33608718
    fluttershy why you buttscratch
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:01 No.33608730
    Where is the futashy freudian slip in the show?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:01 No.33608734
    A Scroll In Time

    On an incredible and wet morning, Luna sat on the moon. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her wings ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Celestia to love someone with an incandescent cunt?

    Huskily, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a magical slushy chariot, all on a summer's day. I wish my Celestia would fuck me, in her own warm way..."

    "Do you?" Celestia sat down beside Luna and put her hand on Luna's horn. "I think that could be arranged."

    Luna gasped hungrily. "But what about my incandescent cunt?"

    "I like it," Celestia said sexily. "I think it's hungry."

    They came together and their kiss was like the fist of an angry god.

    "I love you," Luna said shakily.

    "I love you too," Celestia replied and fucked her.

    They bought a phoenix, moved in together, and lived lovingly ever after.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:01 No.33608737
    >>33608642
    until Season 3..
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:01 No.33608746
    >Fluttershy episode.
    >Not homemade Fluttershy fetish you made in desperation episode.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:01 No.33608752
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    There.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:01 No.33608759
    >>33608718

    Sometimes ya gotta.

    Frankly the idea of her doing such a thing is hilarious.

    Her expression makes it even better.
    >> Glitter Glue 01/25/12(Wed)00:01 No.33608766
    Say Klondike can you repost that fluttershy x human pic you did
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:02 No.33608770
    >>33608705
    Well, that's a clever edit.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:02 No.33608772
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    YOUR ALL FAGGOTS!!

    HORSE FUCK FAGGER FAGS!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:02 No.33608777
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    I like to think Mo-Ron and Derpy would be friends.

    I like to think that.
    >> disil 01/25/12(Wed)00:02 No.33608782
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    >"jesus christ man, this fluffed up pony thing is getting really weird. can you just get rid of this thing already?"
    >tell your dad to fuck off and leave fluffy pony out of it
    >carry on with the original conversation about some politics bullshit
    >finally leaves after an annoyingly enjoyable evening
    >lock door and turn around to see fluffy pony bundled in a ball looking up at you
    >sorrow and shame plastered her sweet pink face
    >explain to her he just didn't understand, and tried to comfort fluffy pony
    >she takes solace to the comfort and bundles in your arms as you two sit in the middle of the small hallway leading to the apartment's front door
    >doze off stroking fluffy pony's fur
    >snap out of it, and quickly check phone for time
    >you're late
    >panic like hell and make haste to your room to quickly change shirt and head out
    >spewing "shit" a thousand times as you burst in and out your closet
    >fluffy pony follows you around the apartment worried beyond belief
    >she keeps getting away
    >as you head to the small closet, you trip on fluffy pony
    >impulsively curse out at her
    >she trots backwards with tears building up in her eyes
    >don't have time to comfort her now
    >just make a half-assed apology and run for the door
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:02 No.33608783
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    >hey anon, instead of going out can we just snuggle and watch a movie together


    that feel when this will never happen
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:02 No.33608787
    >>33608752
    Why is Fluttershy a human?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:03 No.33608802
    >>33608772
    shut up Twilight go to sleep you are drunk
    >> disil 01/25/12(Wed)00:03 No.33608812
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    >>33608782
    >slam door behind you and hear a big crackle
    >didn't sound like a door slam crackle
    >start hearing agonizing moans whale behind you
    >look back
    >fluffy pony's was caught in the middle of the door as you slammed it
    >her fluff didn't provide a sufficient protection, and her body was too fragile
    >realized a rib or two was cracked
    >fluffy pony is on floor, still whaling in pain
    >try to figure out way to help fluffy pone
    >pick it up and try to carry it to car to take to the vet
    >on the way to the stairs you trip and fluffy pony rolls down teh stair case
    >scream shit and dive for fluffy pony
    >pick her up, the cracked rips were probably shattered by now
    >try to hold her while not causing any more damage
    >get to car
    >put fluffy pony in back seat as you try to start driving
    >get on the closest main road as you try to find the nearest vet
    >to much in a panic to notice red light
    >car rams the right side of your car
    >spin out of control, wake up dazed, leaning your head over the dashboard
    >look back
    >blood soaked the entire half of the car
    >fluffy drowned on all the blood
    >kill yourself 4 days later
    it was Christmas Eve so now it's sadder
    am I edgy now???
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:03 No.33608814
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    >>33608787
    She loves animals.
    >> Klondike 01/25/12(Wed)00:03 No.33608821
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    >>33608752
    >Laugh at gif
    >Realize it zooms in on a tree
    >>33608766
    NO
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:03 No.33608825
    >>33608772
    Twilight I have never had sex with a horse.
    Are you coming on to me?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:04 No.33608841
    >>33608777
    >Mo-Ron

    Having also grown up with MST3K, I loved the old B movie references in Freakzoid.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:04 No.33608846
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    >>33608802

    fuk off
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:04 No.33608849
    >>33608718

    when you got the itch, you got the itch.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:04 No.33608850
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    http://cumonponydolls.tumblr.com/
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:04 No.33608861
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    >Fluttershy episode
    >it's all about Trixie
    >> Klondike 01/25/12(Wed)00:04 No.33608868
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    >>33608772
    POST MORE DRUNK PONIES ITS MIDNIGHT
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:05 No.33608878
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    >>33608846
    >the next morning
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:05 No.33608883
    >>33608861
    >Fluttershy forgives Trixie.
    Oh, its funny because she wasn't there.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:05 No.33608889
    >>33608861
    >Implying she is going to return
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:05 No.33608891
    >>33608850
    >not knowing about hotglueing
    Visit /toy/ more.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:05 No.33608895
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    >>33608868
    ok
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:05 No.33608902
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    Allright flutterfags, you can have all the fluttershy episodes you want, or what's in this box
    >> Glitter Glue 01/25/12(Wed)00:06 No.33608908
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    >>33608868
    >Drunk ponies

    I can't refuse you Klondike~ ♥
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:06 No.33608913
    >>33608782
    >>33608812
    THAT MADE ME CRY
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:06 No.33608915
    >>33608902
    HOLY SHIT THE BOX

    I WANT THE BOX
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:06 No.33608925
    >>33608902
    THE BOX
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:06 No.33608931
    >>33608891
    Oh I know all about hot glue, brother.

    I just don't know what to say about that tumblr blog.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:06 No.33608932
    >>33608902

    oh man, the box! THE BOX!
    >> Small Waves !yrGRe7492g 01/25/12(Wed)00:06 No.33608934
    >>33608902
    THE BOX COULD BE A RARITY EPISODE I'D BE DAFT NOT TO TAKE THE GAMBLE
    >> Klondike 01/25/12(Wed)00:06 No.33608937
    >>33608902
    I PICK THE BOX

    but that's only because I don't care if she gets an episode
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:06 No.33608939
    >>33608782
    >>33608812
    Haha, oh wow.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:07 No.33608951
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    >>33608861
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:07 No.33608958
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    >33608674

    You have made me a better man.
    >> Klondike 01/25/12(Wed)00:07 No.33608960
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    >>33608895
    >>33608908
    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:07 No.33608962
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    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:07 No.33608965
    >>33608951
    Gte fucked nanaki.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:08 No.33608976
    >>33608782
    >>33608812
    I still don't get it but I can't stop laughing
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:08 No.33608979
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    >>33608902

    THE BOX! THE BOX!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:08 No.33608989
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    >>33608783
    There are girls like that out there... I just don't know where to find one.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:08 No.33608993
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    Ponibooru is currently the worst fucking site ever
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:08 No.33608994
    >Get fluffy pony.
    >Its black as jet.
    >Has wings and a horn.
    >The kennel seemed to be more then happy to get rid of her.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:08 No.33608996
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    >>33608902
    Let's go with the mystery box. What can possibly go wrong.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:08 No.33608998
    >>33608962
    >Switch body with Lyra
    >All that glorious lesbian horse sex.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:08 No.33609013
    >That feel when you leave your USB drive at the computer lab with sensitive pony material and your name all over it.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:09 No.33609016
    >>33608962
    >switch bodies with derpy
    oh god
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:09 No.33609018
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    >>33608895
    >implying you wouldn't drink with NNM/Luna that bitch is probably crazy when drunk
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:09 No.33609020
    >>33608993
    Seriously.
    They don't even have tabasco pone.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:09 No.33609030
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    Best drunk pony
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:09 No.33609037
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    >>33608993
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:09 No.33609039
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    >>33608993
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:09 No.33609042
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    >>33608812
    >>33608782
    You know, these have gravitated away from funny, and are rapidly entering downright-uncomfortable territory.
    >> Klondike 01/25/12(Wed)00:09 No.33609044
    >>33609018
    i wwould
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:09 No.33609056
    >>33608962
    >Started a gang with Spike

    This is the best thing
    >> TheBlueb, He'll Make You Squeel NonSexually 01/25/12(Wed)00:10 No.33609058
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    >>33608962
    >Forever tied to Derpy
    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:10 No.33609059
    >>33608962
    aww goddamn. not fucking flutterdumb mothass

    >sadface.jpg
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:10 No.33609063
    >>33608962
    >Stealing the elements of harmony with nighmare moon
    Im okay with this
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:10 No.33609064
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    >dat feel when you go to a new barber
    >pay $50 for a haircut and it looks like shit

    fuck my life
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:10 No.33609066
    >>33609042
    how is her mouth way over there but her snout is in the middle of her face
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:10 No.33609072
    >>33608962
    >Started a business with
    >The DJ
    ...Fuck, here we go.
    Gonna have to learn sign language...
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:10 No.33609078
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    GIVE ME ALL YOUR ZEBRA RIGHT NOW
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:10 No.33609081
    >>33608962
    Wait, does this mean I violated Zecora or that I'm violated by Zecora?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:10 No.33609084
    >>33608962
    >Banished to Magic Kindergarten with Princess Celestia
    ...okay.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:10 No.33609085
    >>33608962
    Switching with Spike has enormous perks. Downside is not a pony.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:10 No.33609086
    >>33608993
    I don't see any problems with this list.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:10 No.33609089
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    >>33608962
    >Stole the Elements of Harmony with Princess Celestia
    Well. Well, well, well.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:11 No.33609100
    >>33609042
    I like being uncomfortable
    Why do you think I hang with you fucks every evening
    >> Zharkaer 01/25/12(Wed)00:11 No.33609101
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    >>33608962
    >married to Spike
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:11 No.33609110
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    >>33608962
    >Married to Soarin'
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:11 No.33609113
    >>33609086
    Its because you are autistic.
    >> Glitter Glue 01/25/12(Wed)00:11 No.33609115
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    >>33609078
    ok
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:11 No.33609118
    >>33609064
    >Not having your mother cut your hair for free.
    I guess there are some perks for still living at home.
    >> RustyDooks 01/25/12(Wed)00:11 No.33609120
    >>33608962
    >Start a gang with Derpy Hooves

    AW YEAH

    We can make a drug cartel!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:11 No.33609122
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    Time for drinking
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:11 No.33609124
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    Best drunk pony!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:11 No.33609127
    >destroyed equestria with
    >scootaloo

    WHO'S GETTING ABUSED NOW, WORLD?! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:11 No.33609134
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    >>33609064
    >that feel when i got to a new barber
    >pay $20 for a haircut and it's so good my life improves overnight
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:11 No.33609135
    >>33609115
    THAT'S NOT ZEBRA THAT'S WISH FULFILLMENT
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:12 No.33609139
    >>33608962
    >Went to the moon with Gilda

    Loud argument escalated to fistfight, three ponies end up severely injured in the chaos, one dead. Sent to moon. Eventually we have hate sex because there's nothing else to fucking do up there.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:12 No.33609149
    >>33608962
    >Sweetie Belle battle clones
    I cannot even
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:12 No.33609152
    >>33608962
    >Switched bodies with Gilda

    oh god how did i get here
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:12 No.33609159
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    >>33609078
    >> Dr. White !!dfJ0fqhLacO 01/25/12(Wed)00:12 No.33609163
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    >>33609078
    I dont think you can handle this
    >> disil 01/25/12(Wed)00:12 No.33609165
    >>33609120
    Rusty
    why the fuck are you not coloring and/or making bleep bloops?
    you should be coloring and/or making bleep bloops
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:12 No.33609171
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    >>33608962
    Stole the Elements of Harmony with Applejack

    not bad i guess..
    >> Klondike 01/25/12(Wed)00:12 No.33609175
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    >>33608962
    >violated by Carrot top
    FUN
    >> Dino-Fag; with the sweet ass 01/25/12(Wed)00:13 No.33609180
    >>33608962
    whoever gets january or april 26th is a lucky son of a bitch
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:13 No.33609183
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    not pony drunk but poni drinking
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:13 No.33609186
    >>33608962
    >A business with DJ PON-3
    Fuck yeah
    >> disil 01/25/12(Wed)00:13 No.33609187
    >>33608962
    >sent to the moon with Lyra
    >we're alone, together, forever
    >rape
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:13 No.33609189
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    >>33609078
    >Some faggot's OC is more popular than Zecora

    sign
    >> RustyDooks 01/25/12(Wed)00:13 No.33609191
    >>33609165
    Actually I'm making bleep bloops, but FL keeps crashing every time I want to tweak something in Massive.

    Also aren't you supposed to be making bleep bloops too?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:13 No.33609194
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    >>33608883
    she's right there goddamn quit being blind as fuck
    >> Glitter Glue 01/25/12(Wed)00:13 No.33609201
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    >>33609135
    sorry
    still zebra
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:13 No.33609206
    >>33609115
    I just want tosee the one where ice pack is punched in the face by scootaloo can you post it?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:14 No.33609216
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    >>33609120
    el Cartel de Ponyville
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:14 No.33609219
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    I am worker of the show, Zecora will make an appearance in the Valentine's episode my works are marked
    >> LD, That Berret Dude 01/25/12(Wed)00:14 No.33609225
    >>33608962
    >To the Moon with BonBon
    Well at least I got to see the moon.

    Btw, I'm drawing some Quarry Eel.
    http://www.livestream.com/thatberretdude
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:14 No.33609226
    >>33609183
    Is the downs girl drinking a pony?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:14 No.33609229
    >>33609186
    >Berry Punch is my crime fighting sidekick
    This sounds like a hilarious concept for a buddy cop spinoff.
    >> Klondike 01/25/12(Wed)00:14 No.33609233
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    >>33609219
    I love you
    >> Glitter Glue 01/25/12(Wed)00:14 No.33609243
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    >>33609206
    absolutely I can
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:14 No.33609245
    Why is Fluttershy so useless in that episode? All she does it cause problems and even when she does help, she was late as fuck
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:15 No.33609251
    >>33609189
    ice pack is fun, but yeah, it's kind of disheartening
    >> disil 01/25/12(Wed)00:15 No.33609255
    >>33609191
    aw man that sucks
    and I was, but I was making no progress so I decided to try out >fanfiction again
    I'm terrible at this
    and I was actually pretty decent a while ago
    someone suggest something to write, this is horrible
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:15 No.33609256
    >>33609219
    the mane 6 will take love potions
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:15 No.33609265
    >>33608962
    fighting crime with applejack. might be cool.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:15 No.33609267
    >>33609056
    SAME BIRTHDAY MOFO
    Spike Gang Master Race!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:15 No.33609272
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    >>33609219
    No, I am worker of the show. Zecora will not make an appearance in the Valentine's episode.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:15 No.33609277
    >>33609243
    what's your icepack tumblr again?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:15 No.33609278
    >>33609245
    what episode u talkin about nigga
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:16 No.33609288
    >>33609251
    to be fair, zecora doesn't have sex with everypone
    >> Glitter Glue 01/25/12(Wed)00:16 No.33609291
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    >>33609251
    Zecora is a million times better than Ice Pack
    I was just being a smartass because he said zebra
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:16 No.33609292
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    >>33608962
    Violated by discord

    Niggers
    >> Small Waves !yrGRe7492g 01/25/12(Wed)00:16 No.33609294
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    >>33608962
    >Married to Granny Smith
    She's a billion years old so her time will come, and then Sweet Apple Acres will be MINE. ALL MINE.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:16 No.33609295
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    >>33608962
    >Forever tied with Berry Punch
    >My favorite Background Pone
    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:16 No.33609296
    derpy is a very ugly pony
    >> Klondike 01/25/12(Wed)00:16 No.33609297
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    >>33609243
    DON'T HIT BRO WHORE
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:16 No.33609298
    >>33609243
    >Snuck into Dash's house.
    How the fuck did he manage that?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:16 No.33609301
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    >>33608962
    >Destroyed Equestria with
    >Princess Celestia

    VROOM VROOM MOTHERFUCKERS!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:16 No.33609310
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    >>33608962
    >switch bodies with granny smith

    Ain't that some shit
    >> buenouanq 01/25/12(Wed)00:16 No.33609316
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    Ok guys.
    Starting soon.
    Get in here!
    http://www.livestream.com/wellrounded
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:16 No.33609318
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    >>33609243
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:16 No.33609321
    >>33608962
    >Create battle clones of Luna
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:17 No.33609322
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    Thoughts needed

    >MMORPG
    >Gameplay combination of PSO and FF Christal Cronicles
    >Players start in lobbies (towns) where they can shop, heal, socialize and form parties
    >Every adventure outside the lobbies is instanced
    >Primary story element; THE SMOOZE IS BACK AND FUCKING EVERYTHING UP
    >Primary enemies; smooze-turned creatures and organisms generated from the smooze itself
    >Stepping in the smooze deals toxin damage
    >Unicorns get a line of magic centered on AOE smooze repellant, but not easily accessible at low levels
    >first smooze-repelling spell is a persona sheild primarily employed in situations where the unicorn player must run outside the crystal's feild for a short term, like rezzing
    >low-level unicorns focus mainly on either healing or ranged attacks, can carry crystal via telekinesis but not without developing the necessary skills to do so as not everyone is Twilight Sparkle and that thing is fucking heavy
    >pegasii focus on fast attacks via diving, crossing impassable barriers (flight), have trouble carrying the crystal with any kind of speed
    >earthies tank like hell and carry the crystal most efficiently
    >Non-unicorns carry a large crystal (chalice, anyone?) that repells the smooze
    >Built-in VIOP
    >every key can be mapped or remapped
    >Free to play, but paid members can advance faster through a small XP multiplyer, nonpaying partymembers see a very small XP buff when partied with a paid member. No paid gear/skills are any better than normally available ones, that is if it even gets added at all
    >clans can retake randomly-generated towns that have been overtaken by the smooze in large instanced raids as an initial endgame

    So would you play it?
    >> Glitter Glue 01/25/12(Wed)00:17 No.33609323
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    >>33609277
    http://askicepack.tumblr.com/
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:17 No.33609324
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    Celestia is a mean drunk.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:17 No.33609338
    >>33609291
    so how long until you ship zecora and icepack and ruin yourself for eternity
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:17 No.33609341
    >>33609291
    and yet you posted more OCs
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:17 No.33609350
    >>33608962
    >Went to the moon
    >With Bon Bon

    Tfw she still hates me
    >> Klondike 01/25/12(Wed)00:17 No.33609354
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    WHAT DOES ICEPACK READ TO GET IT UP?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:18 No.33609368
    >>33609338
    >Implying Ice Pack can get near Zecora without bursting into treats.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:18 No.33609376
    >>33609318
    she buys nigga cock

    slut
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:18 No.33609377
    >>33609354
    I DONT SEE THE CUSTOM ZECORA PICTURES, WHAT IS THIS?
    >> Glitter Glue 01/25/12(Wed)00:18 No.33609378
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    >>33609338
    >so how long until you ship zecora and icepack
    hahaha
    well
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:18 No.33609380
    >>33609354
    some fapfic
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:18 No.33609386
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    >>33608962
    >Married to Cheerilee
    YES, cheerilee is so awesome.

    And when i go to pick her up at the school house i get to take a few peaks at all dem blank flanks.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:18 No.33609389
    awww yeah new episode of ponies tomorrow. i cant wait for more fanon to be crushed.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:18 No.33609393
    >>33609322
    >playing video games
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:18 No.33609395
    >>33609354
    Heart of Darkness
    >> LD, That Berret Dude 01/25/12(Wed)00:19 No.33609397
    >>33609350
    Ooo, a birthday buddie. How was it having school start near your birthday?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:19 No.33609403
    I NEED A PONIFIED GURBLEBOT
    >> Dino-Fag; fuck off 01/25/12(Wed)00:19 No.33609407
    >>33609322
    i wwas thinking of something similar as a long term project

    scrap the tank/healer/dps shit. go with a guild wars two type thing, more fun
    >> Small Waves !yrGRe7492g 01/25/12(Wed)00:19 No.33609410
    >>33609389
    >tomorrow
    what
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:19 No.33609412
    >>33609297
    Hit that Dash ass instead
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:19 No.33609417
    >>33609354
    His eye goes way too far there. He looks at the book then at his arm then at the ground.
    >> Princess "White Pony Power" Celestia 01/25/12(Wed)00:19 No.33609418
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    >>33609078

    50% black is 50% more than the legal limit allowed in Equestria
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:19 No.33609428
    >>33609377
    *animated
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:19 No.33609429
    >>33609393
    >not playing videogames
    im not a fan of MMO's though... stopped reading right there
    >> Klondike 01/25/12(Wed)00:19 No.33609436
    >>33609322
    WILL THERE BE DOGS
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:19 No.33609440
    >>33609389
    Tomorrow's Wednesday, dummy.
    >> Wild Cherry Lollipop Caluriri 01/25/12(Wed)00:20 No.33609448
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    >>33609078
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:20 No.33609462
    >>33609354
    Zebra Queefs Illustrated
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:20 No.33609464
    >>33608962
    >stole the elements of harmony with diamond tiara
    Thats not the only thing I did with her, if you catch my drift
    I fucked her
    >> Winston 01/25/12(Wed)00:20 No.33609466
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    >>33608962
    >Destroyed Equestria with Berry Punch
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:20 No.33609476
    >>33608734
    >kiss was like the fist of an angry god

    I must now use this in something.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:21 No.33609487
    >>33609464
    is there yet a humanization of Diamond Tiara in a bunny suit going "but daaaaaaad"?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:21 No.33609495
    >>33609378
    If you look really closely, you can see that IP's squeaking in the second to last panel.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:21 No.33609500
    >>33609448
    That fanfiction is ancient. Can't believe you did one for it.
    >> Dino-Fag; fuck off 01/25/12(Wed)00:21 No.33609507
    >>33609436
    the entire contribution of the diamond dogs to the game is a shitty low level instance that lasts 30 minutes. nobody goes there because it's shit loot
    >> Klondike 01/25/12(Wed)00:21 No.33609515
    >>33609464
    Fucked her with good intentions and the power of companionship.....right?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:22 No.33609526
    >>33608962
    >fighting crime with Cherilee
    I choose 80's Cherilee so that she can be like Carrie Kelly.
    >> Klondike 01/25/12(Wed)00:22 No.33609530
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    >>33609507
    FUCK YOU DINOFUG
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:22 No.33609533
    >>33609487
    Yes. And you know it exists because you've seen it
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:22 No.33609534
    >>33609089
    >>33609063

    >Stealing the elements with nightmare moon.
    >Stealing the elements
    Niggas o' mine.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:22 No.33609535
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    >>33609495
    Mother FUCKER
    >> Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM 01/25/12(Wed)00:22 No.33609538
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    >>33609378
    >Ice Pack meets Zecora
    >becomes Spaghetti Pack
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:22 No.33609540
    >>33609397

    Not very fun when your 17th birthday was on the first day of your senior year
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:22 No.33609542
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    name that pone
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:22 No.33609544
    >http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/01/princess-cadence-toy-arriving-soonish.html

    what a load of shit. i know i shouldnt be mad they are adding new characters just to sell toys but goddamn why dont they fucking use the characters they already have fuck.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:22 No.33609547
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    >>33609464
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:22 No.33609550
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    Damnit, how do I show Dash's ass while still keeping her in armor?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:23 No.33609564
    pone should wear bunnysuit
    sexually
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:23 No.33609567
    >>33608962
    >I violated Discord

    This is a hell of a feeling. We need fics where Discord gets raped.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:23 No.33609570
    >>33609487
    yes. it's here >>33603713
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:23 No.33609572
    >>33609533
    yes it was kinda a request for a repost, or for another version
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:23 No.33609573
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    >>33609495
    Well, so he is. I never noticed that.
    >> Cazum 01/25/12(Wed)00:23 No.33609577
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    >>33609322
    just try to not spend $200 million on it
    >> Dino-Fag; fuck off 01/25/12(Wed)00:23 No.33609580
    >>33609530
    Rover gets his shit together and comes back as an endgame boss. runs a crazy crime ring. still gets his shit slapped by players, but at least he drops better loot and he's on the progression ladder
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:23 No.33609587
    >>33609550
    You don't.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:23 No.33609589
    >>33609547
    I like this
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:23 No.33609590
    >>33609542
    Pinkie Pie!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:23 No.33609595
    >>33609544
    >not selling on-model plushies
    >not making millions of dollars

    does hasbro hate money or what
    >> Dino-Fag; fuck off 01/25/12(Wed)00:24 No.33609608
    >>33609542
    gay line?
    who crosses it?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:24 No.33609610
    >>33608962
    >Married
    >To Twilight
    FUCK YE... On second thought she might just use me for magic experiments...
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:24 No.33609618
    >>33609572
    Don't beat around the bush.
    >> Klondike 01/25/12(Wed)00:24 No.33609619
    >>33609567
    oh.. You mean you're the one doing the violating?

    OH NO CARROT TOP
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:24 No.33609621
    >>33609544
    As long as it's just a toy I don't give a fuck. Once they have canon extra alicorns in the show then yes I mad.
    >> Small Waves !yrGRe7492g 01/25/12(Wed)00:24 No.33609625
    >>33609542
    Color Spectrum Minus
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:24 No.33609626
    >>33609608
    Dash.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:24 No.33609627
    >>33609550
    Armor damage
    >> RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 01/25/12(Wed)00:24 No.33609635
    >>33609595
    ...Yes.
    Do you not watch the show?
    >> Fluffy 01/25/12(Wed)00:24 No.33609640
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    >>33609595
    Yes. They've always hated money.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:24 No.33609641
    >>33608962
    Why can't I hold all of these replies?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:25 No.33609648
    >>33609580
    So he's Hogger?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:25 No.33609667
    >>33609621
    hey retard shes gonna be in the show. where the fuck have you been.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:25 No.33609668
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    DID ANYONE SAY FLUTTERSHY EPISODE
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:25 No.33609678
    >>33609610
    >Not enjoying Twilight's magical experiments
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:25 No.33609679
    >>33609610
    "Honey, I found this spell in a magazine, let me try it on you."
    >I'm not sure that's sa
    "SHAZAAM!"
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:25 No.33609680
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    >>33608962
    Scootaloo is my crime fighting sidekick.

    Sounds like fun.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:25 No.33609684
    >>33609547
    Snoopy Belle?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:26 No.33609687
    >>33609667
    Right here. Where the fuck was it confirmed she would be in the show?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:26 No.33609689
    >>33609567
    how on earth could you rape the Q pone?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:26 No.33609692
    >>33609648
    >Implying players could beat Rover if he was Hogger.
    >> Dino-Fag; fuck off 01/25/12(Wed)00:26 No.33609695
    >>33609648
    i was thinking more like the deadmines 2.0 buisness.
    but cata sucked so fuck it
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:26 No.33609698
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    >>33609668
    No.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:26 No.33609709
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    >>33608962
    >went to the moon with sweetybell
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:26 No.33609716
    There needs to be another AJ episode. The new one didn't count because everyone was distracted by Derpy
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:26 No.33609717
    >>33609621
    It's been confirmed
    >Braeburn VA tweeted that he'd do the voice of the Prince
    >Faust said if she was still in charge there would only be two alicorns
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:27 No.33609719
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    >>33608962

    >Violated
    >Mayor Mare

    "You have a difficult job, Mayor - so much stress... so many nights working late... it must be lonely. Nopony should have to work so hard... especially not one as distinguished as yourself.

    I hope it's not too bold of me to say - but you are very attractive for your age..."

    >lock clicks
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:27 No.33609722
    >>33609709
    But you can have that delocious marshmallow butthole.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:27 No.33609725
    >>33609687
    The dude voicing Shining Armor confirmed it, shitstain.
    >> Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM 01/25/12(Wed)00:27 No.33609728
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    >>33608962
    >Jan 21
    >forever tied to Diamond Tiara
    >Trixie isn't even on the list
    GODDAMMIT.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:27 No.33609729
    >>33609687
    the alicorn wedding is the season finale. shit is on eqd somewhere. faust made the comment if she was still on the show there would only be 2 alicorns.
    >> Klondike 01/25/12(Wed)00:27 No.33609740
    >>33609728
    DT is Trixies daughter you dumb fuck
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:27 No.33609745
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    >>33609640
    so fluffy, how much hatemail have you gotten from dashfags over that dan vs yet?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:27 No.33609746
    >>33609728
    No one like Trixe.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:27 No.33609747
    >>33609719
    >humanized Mayor
    >not even trying to emulate dat coif
    Why bother?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:28 No.33609750
    >>33609728
    stop being seth, nanaki
    >> Dino-Fag; fuck off 01/25/12(Wed)00:28 No.33609756
    >>33609717
    >>33609729
    why did i feeling this kind of shit would happen when faust left
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:28 No.33609758
    >>33609695
    Seriously.
    >ToR is better.
    Guaranteed replies
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:28 No.33609759
    >>33609729

    So maybe this is the reason she left?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:28 No.33609770
    >>33609725
    I said where was it confirmed, not "pull some bullshit out of your ass".

    Give me a source or go fellate yourself.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:28 No.33609773
    >>33609756
    >implying this isn't why she left
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:28 No.33609778
    >>33609756
    It was going to happend no matter what.
    Im sure faust is having fun with galaxy girls.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:29 No.33609780
    >>33609740
    >implying Filthy Rich would have anything to do with some loudmouth charlatan
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:29 No.33609781
    >>33609759
    >This is the reason she left.
    Holy shit.
    I told you guys she was having an alicorn baby!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:29 No.33609790
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    who is this pone
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:29 No.33609791
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    I was just going to post this amazing Celestia art, but then I saw that birthday stuff.
    >start a business
    > . . . with Celestia.
    Rad.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:29 No.33609804
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    >>33609668
    Nope
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:29 No.33609807
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    >Started a business with Berry Punch.
    Opening a bar is the first thing that comes to my mind.
    >> Wild Cherry Lollipop Caluriri 01/25/12(Wed)00:29 No.33609810
    >>33609500
    well i request the fic and it was the season of the friend off so i decide to make it
    >> Fluffy 01/25/12(Wed)00:29 No.33609811
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    >>33609745
    More people are questioning how Dan got a cloud.
    >> Dino-Fag; fuck off 01/25/12(Wed)00:29 No.33609814
    >>33609758
    honestly tor is better than cata
    but it's shit and slightly polished shit so whatever

    WHEN
    IS
    THE
    GOD
    DAMN
    GUILD
    WARS
    2
    BETA
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:29 No.33609816
    oh man i would laugh hardcore if the reason faust quit was because hasbro said there had to be more winged unicorns in the show
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:29 No.33609819
    >>33609781
    Is not a baby.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:30 No.33609826
    >>33609759
    She most likely left because Hasbro is extremely obnoxious to work for and kept trying to change the nature of what she wanted.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:30 No.33609829
    >>33609580
    Original idea poster again.
    >rover and his boys, untouched by the smooze in their tunnels, catch wind that groups of ponies are waltzing around with massive fucking crystals for some reason
    >raids nearby town
    >vast majority of crystals stolen
    >instanced raid at level 20 (about five days of playing 3 hours a day if you get the pacing good) down into the diamond dog's tunnels
    >fight seven or eight different kinds of dogs
    >miniboss is rover's henchmen
    >boss is rover, mostly waves and waves of dog grunts
    >beat them all, rover steps in
    >has decent magic thanks to several enchanted stones he's collected
    >slap his shit, crystals get returned to villaige
    >you never actually go to this villiage so we don't have to keep fucking around with continuity

    Yeah?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:30 No.33609834
    >>33609790
    it's pikachu!
    >> Klondike 01/25/12(Wed)00:30 No.33609835
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    >>33609790
    FINGER FOOD
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:30 No.33609836
    >>33609790
    applejack
    that's clearly an apple pie
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:30 No.33609843
    >>33609778
    Actually she's tied up in some DC superhero-shorts cartoon thing right now. Chances of Galaxy Girls ever seeing the light of day is pretty slim.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:30 No.33609847
    >>33609778
    Galaxy Girls is going to be shit. Faust will forever live under the shadow of MLP:FiM
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:30 No.33609849
    >>33609770
    On his twitter http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/98128?search=shining_armor
    >> Jessy 01/25/12(Wed)00:30 No.33609851
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    Thanks for tuning in to the stream. Now I'm hungry.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:30 No.33609852
    >>33609759
    >>33609756
    Let's see:
    >Hasbro rejects many of her ideas and forces her to rewrite, tightening her schedule
    >Enforce shit that she doesn't want
    WHO THE FUCK WOULDN'T LEAVE AT THAT POINT?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:30 No.33609853
    >>33609790

    Finger Food?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:30 No.33609857
    >>33609790
    HandApple
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:30 No.33609863
    >>33608962
    >Crime fighting with Discord

    mite b cool
    >> Pumpkin 01/25/12(Wed)00:31 No.33609866
    >>33609790
    Finger Pastry
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:31 No.33609874
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    would you
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:31 No.33609875
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    >>33609835
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:31 No.33609876
    >>33609843
    Oh that shit with 3 female heroes right?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:31 No.33609879
    >>33609851
    hahahahha. nice pone jessy
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:31 No.33609881
    >>33609770
    Listen, we'd all like to have Braeburn in our asses.

    But I don't think that's quite the same thing as the voice actor who plays Braeburn admitting publically that he did the voice for this new alicorn.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:31 No.33609887
    >>33609814
    YOU DONT RIKE PERFECT IMERRIRAL GAME?!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:31 No.33609892
    >>33609790
    Knuckle Pie
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:31 No.33609894
    >>33609874
    Yeah, I'd punch him right in his stupid fucking face.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:31 No.33609895
    >>33609790
    Pinkie Pie
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:31 No.33609897
    >>33609874
    >not white
    >> Glitter Glue 01/25/12(Wed)00:31 No.33609905
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    >>33609847
    >GG
    >Shit
    Sup slowpoke
    >> Dino-Fag; fuck off 01/25/12(Wed)00:32 No.33609915
    >>33609829
    i guess?
    i want someone to make an open mmo platform. all the networking shit ready to go, just add quests and npcs and levels and fight scripting
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:32 No.33609917
    >>33609843
    >>33609778
    THAT and according to wikipedia she's going to be a producer of a Captain Underpants movie from Dreamworks
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:32 No.33609919
    >>33609719

    Here we go. Much better.
    >> Jessy 01/25/12(Wed)00:32 No.33609920
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    Her legs are supposed to be sausages but I couldn't get them to look right.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:32 No.33609926
    >>33609895
    NO U FAGET THAT'S RONG
    >> Klondike 01/25/12(Wed)00:32 No.33609927
    >>33609905
    you know gg
    NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:32 No.33609928
    >>33609895
    c-c-c-c-combo breaker
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:32 No.33609929
    >>33609876
    >Female heroes
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:32 No.33609932
    >>33609849
    So we know Shining Armor, a unicorn, will be in. Not that Cadence will be, or that Cadence won't be changed to a unicorn or something.

    No reason to go all chicken little yet.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:32 No.33609935
    >>33609917
    nope.

    nope nope nope

    god dammit no
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:32 No.33609938
    >>33609689
    Who knows?

    >Rape Discord
    >In an attempt to understand how you managed to rape him, he turns himself into your penis
    >When you are alone he makes sarcastic comments about you
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:32 No.33609944
    >>33609881
    >>33609881
    Near as I can tell, Shining Armor is just a unicorn.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:33 No.33609949
    >>33609847
    I agree.
    >> Dino-Fag; fuck off 01/25/12(Wed)00:33 No.33609955
    >>33609852
    i don't blame her for not leaving, hasbro probably worked her like a dog

    i just knew things would get rocky once she left
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:33 No.33609960
    >>33609920
    oh my, breakfast pone. cute.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:33 No.33609963
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    >>33609919

    That tends to work better if I don't forget my pic.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:33 No.33609965
    >>33609920
    I would eat that pony nonsexually
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:33 No.33609966
    >>33609929
    Your /co/ is showing.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:33 No.33609971
    >>33609881

    He said he voiced the character. Said character has never been confirmed, anywhere, to be in the show, nor has an episode starring another alicorn been confirmed or named. There's a decent chance it's nothing but a toy, which we all know has nothing to do with the show.

    Stop the fearmongering, please.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:33 No.33609972
    >>33609874
    >not Luna
    >not rarity
    >not applejack
    >not dj pone
    >not twilight
    Are you even trying?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:33 No.33609978
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    >>33608962
    >Banished to Magic kindergarten with Gilda
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:33 No.33609979
    >You decide to take fluffy pony to the beach
    >Enjoying the surf and the sun together
    >Fluffy pony letting out various squeals and giggles at all the stuff it sees
    >You are watching it carefully so it doesn't get to close to the water
    >Slowly the heat begins to lull you into slumber and you pass out
    >You wake up 5 minutes later, Fluffy Pony nowhere in sight
    >You being to panic and start calling for it
    >You finally see what appears to be a drowned pink rat washed up on shore
    >It's fluffy pony and you quickly rush to see if it's okay
    >As you run towards it, you see fluffy pony begin to stand up and relief fills your heart
    >Suddenly gulls
    >Lots and lots of gulls
    >A whole fucking flock of gulls begin swarming fluffy pony
    >You hear the high pitched squealing and your heart drops into your liver
    >Just as you reach the flock and pony all the asshole gulls fly away
    >Some of them are carrying pieces of pink flesh and hair with them
    >One of them got an eye
    >Fluffy Pony is too horrible to look at, you vomit at the carnage
    >You can see her brain and her intestines are hanging out
    >She's still alive though
    >You finally work up the courage to pick her up
    >A fucking German Shepard off it's leash snaps her out of your hands and begins violently shaking her back and forth
    >Her head flies off her body and lands on your foot
    >You're sent to jail for brutally beating up a dog
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:33 No.33609983
    >>33609917
    >Captain Underpants Movie

    Are you serious? How is the flip-o-rama even going to work?
    >> Glitter Glue 01/25/12(Wed)00:34 No.33609985
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    >>33609927
    >NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU
    wrong
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:34 No.33609991
    >>33609920
    J'aime!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:34 No.33609995
    >>33609058

    rollan
    >> Dino-Fag; fuck off 01/25/12(Wed)00:34 No.33609997
    >>33609927
    dude it's weaver he always has to be the center of attention. he was like this back in the drawwhore days. luckily he makes up for it by being funny
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:34 No.33610004
    >>33609944
    >Shining Armor is an OC that won a contest on Ponychan.
    >When he gets married to the princess he gains wings like the person described in their entry about him.
    >He has two sets of wings.
    >> Winston 01/25/12(Wed)00:34 No.33610010
    >>33609917
    What fuck no thats a terrib-

    wait

    We've been down this road before.

    I say we give it a chance.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:34 No.33610017
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    >fluttershy discovers biodegradable seed coffin
    >> RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 01/25/12(Wed)00:34 No.33610018
    >>33609920
    No, no, no. This is all wrong.

    Sausage, Bacon, and Omelet are all three different ponies.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:34 No.33610019
    >>33609932
    He's getting married to Princess Candence. There's promotional material with the two posing together and the mane 6 in bridesmaid outfits. It's pretty safe to say she's going to be in the show.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:34 No.33610024
    >>33609963
    goddamn why are you attracting yo a pony i've never considered in so..
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:35 No.33610027
    Fucking Hasbro, they treat this cartoon like it's some kind of advertisement for toys.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:35 No.33610032
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    >>33609971

    >seriously guys, it's just a river in Egypt!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:35 No.33610035
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    >>33609917

    You're fucking kidding me.

    All of my goddamn money. I was in the fan club, got my hypno-ring, got my special Dav Pilkey activity book, bought every book, fucking everything.

    If this is true I will orgasm everywhere.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:35 No.33610038
    >>33609932
    Friend, you have what we in the business call a strong case of denial, and I don't mean the river.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:35 No.33610046
    >>33610018
    No one cares about your fic.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:35 No.33610047
    >>33609997
    > FUNNY
    AHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
    no.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:35 No.33610054
    >>33610019
    By that logic Applejack having a truck with a cardboard cutout of Twilight Sparkle in the back of it is canon.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:35 No.33610060
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    alicorns: why do they exist? how many are there? what do they do? where are they? why weren't they present in the equestrian origin story?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:35 No.33610062
    >>33610027
    It's like the 80s all over again... and the 90s... and the 00s. The only thing the hub has going for them is Dan Vs
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:35 No.33610064
    >>33609847
    >Galaxy Girls is put on air
    >Turns out pretty good
    >Smart people like it because it's good
    >Bronies say FiM is better
    >Retards stay with FiM
    >Smart people can rebuild a new fanbase with less Autism
    Feels_Good_Man.jpg
    >> Klondike 01/25/12(Wed)00:35 No.33610065
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    >>33609985
    >>33609997
    No see the joke was GG was referring to a GG that was gonna be shit but since GG is similar to GG I pretended to think he was talking about himself


    Fuck nevermind....
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:36 No.33610069
    >>33610054
    you're a fucking moron
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:36 No.33610075
    >>33610004
    Plus his mane turns red and coat black, and he can become a girl anytime he wants and cadence is actually bi and into that.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:36 No.33610092
    >>33610054
    This guy.
    This guy right here.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:36 No.33610096
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    >>33610075
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:36 No.33610099
    >>33610069
    You sure showed me bro.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:36 No.33610101
    >>33610064
    Fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:37 No.33610110
    >>33610064
    >day 1 porn of gg

    well actually the designs have been out for a long time so i would be surprised if there wasnt already porn
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:37 No.33610118
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    >>33610064
    >rebuild a fanbase wih less autism
    >fanbasse with less autism
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:37 No.33610119
    >>33610004
    >>33610075
    shit lost
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:37 No.33610125
    >>33609550
    Take off the back part.
    I'd prefer more armor though. More clunking for the dunking.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:37 No.33610126
    >>33610110
    to paheal!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:37 No.33610129
    >>33609979
    >brutally beating up

    I would take dog in teeth and violently shake it till it comes apart
    >> Dino-Fag; fuck off 01/25/12(Wed)00:37 No.33610135
    >>33610047
    no, he's a funny fuck. but that's all that saves him

    if he was only passable he'd be filtered in a week
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:37 No.33610140
    >>33610019
    I have a really, really, really bad feeling about this right now.

    I might not even watch it.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:37 No.33610148
    >>33609917
    >captain underpants

    That shit is still alive?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:38 No.33610151
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    >>33609851
    looks like a seahorse with ears.
    wouldnt recognize as pone if i wasnt in mlpg
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:38 No.33610153
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    >>33610027
    >real world
    >> Jessy 01/25/12(Wed)00:38 No.33610154
    >>33610018
    So much breakfast.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:38 No.33610162
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    To the ponyfags on /g/

    Stop being awesome
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:38 No.33610170
    Galaxy Girls will never take off because Faust refuses to give up rights to the characters, and what corporation wants to make a series if they can't exploit it to it's fullest potential?
    >> DRAWFAG 01/25/12(Wed)00:38 No.33610184
    is anybody aware of some guy who avatarfags as an owl on /v/?
    >> Wolf Nanaki !u.j5JPjwHM 01/25/12(Wed)00:39 No.33610187
    >>33610035
    THE HYPNO RING
    HOLY SHIT
    ...lost mine.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:39 No.33610188
    >>33609997
    See it's funny because he actually does shit, whereas you're just want everyone to love you and somehow think becoming an 'internet personality' without doing anything worthwhile will make that happen.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:39 No.33610189
    >>33610153
    >recording a screen with a camera
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:39 No.33610193
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    would you let this sexy-ass aliwhore pleasure your hot throbbing cock with every part of her body

    which part would you start with

    me, i can't decide between wings or hoofs, but i'd definitely end up with her slimy butthole
    >> Klondike 01/25/12(Wed)00:39 No.33610197
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    ..............wans't Faust pregnant?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:39 No.33610198
    >>33610187

    ...me too ;_;
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:39 No.33610202
    >Violated
    >Granny Smith

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...Aw, hell.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:39 No.33610210
    >>33610197
    yes but i eated it
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:39 No.33610213
    >>33610193
    >but i'd definitely end up with her slimy butthole
    I need porn of this now.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:40 No.33610226
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    >>33610162
    >lisp
    >x86 instead of z80
    >D

    fuq dat

    Haskell master race
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:40 No.33610228
    >>33610197
    She had a pony made of hotsauce.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:40 No.33610232
    >>33610197
    Should be due any day now.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:40 No.33610239
    >>33610019
    post dashie in bridesmaid outfit plz
    >> Dino-Fag; fuck off 01/25/12(Wed)00:40 No.33610242
    >>33610188
    when did i ever imply that
    i'm a worthless namefag that doesn't do anything. anything yet anyway
    >> Winston 01/25/12(Wed)00:40 No.33610252
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    >>33610035
    I.
    HAVE.
    THE.
    DIPLOMA.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:40 No.33610255
    >>33610193
    Her mane turn me down but that ass.
    >> Klondike 01/25/12(Wed)00:40 No.33610257
    >>33610210
    Lauren why would you eat your own child
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:40 No.33610260
    >>33610193
    >>33610213
    >Princess Cadence's butthole produces Nickelodeon Slime
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:41 No.33610269
    >>33610197
    I remember hearing about some people finding her facebook and seeing pics of her pregnancy scan or something back in May last year...
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:41 No.33610284
    >>33610099
    Aw shit, nigga, you had me going. You got me. Funny troll man, haha.
    >> Fluffy 01/25/12(Wed)00:41 No.33610285
    >>33610232
    I hope so. I wouldn't wish going to Bronycon while pregnant even on my worst enemy.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:41 No.33610287
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    >>33608962

    >SPIKE IS MY CRIME-FIGHTING SIDEKICK
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:41 No.33610288
    >>33610239
    >Dashie
    god I love this name
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:41 No.33610289
    >>33610257
    POWER

    INFINITE POWER
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:41 No.33610295
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    >>33610226
    >Z80
    MAH FUKKEN NIGGA
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:41 No.33610302
    >>33610257
    It was foretold it would overthrow the animation industry
    >> RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 01/25/12(Wed)00:42 No.33610308
    >>33610260
    >It just sprays everywhere, covering foals and fillies.
    >They laugh and play in it.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:42 No.33610315
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    >>33609716
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:42 No.33610322
    >>33610284
    That's not how that works, bro.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:42 No.33610325
    >>33610198
    >>33610187
    >>33610035
    Ha ha faggots, I know exactly where mine is.

    It never fit my fucking fingers though, and the little hypno disc in the top would come out if I tried. Cheap piece of shit with not enough adhesive.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:42 No.33610330
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    >>33608962
    >started a business with nightmare moon

    That monopoly.
    >> Dino-Fag; fuck off 01/25/12(Wed)00:43 No.33610345
    >>33610285
    >autistic bronies will, like, tap on the womb and make 20% cooler jokes to the baby

    god, why, why do these people exist?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:43 No.33610347
    >>33610308
    She can spray my dick if she wants to.
    >> Jessy 01/25/12(Wed)00:43 No.33610368
    >>33608962
    >Banished to Magic Kindergarden with NightMare Moon.
    What.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:43 No.33610372
    >>33610242
    By virtue of you continuing to use the name. And you will never do anything. Don't pretend otherwise.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:44 No.33610373
    >>33608962
    switch bodies with applebloom
    fuck this shi- wait
    build something
    get cutie mark
    no more cutie mark episodes
    yay
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:44 No.33610393
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    >>33608962
    >Sent to the moon with Twilight.

    Fuck yes. Only problem would be her crippling depression from getting banished to the moon.

    Which I would help her overcome with my overwhelming love and support.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:45 No.33610401
    >>33610345
    >tap on the womb
    I don't think faust would let them put their hands up her cootch
    >> Winston 01/25/12(Wed)00:45 No.33610406
    >>33610325
    Mine fell apart, too.
    >> Klondike 01/25/12(Wed)00:45 No.33610409
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    >>33610368
    >> Dino-Fag; fuck off 01/25/12(Wed)00:45 No.33610410
    >>33610372
    words hurt, anonymous
    >> RCH !ikOpDWm3h. 01/25/12(Wed)00:45 No.33610416
    >>33610347
    Sadly, it was closed in the 90's.
    It will never see use again.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:45 No.33610429
    >>33610322
    Fine, whatever, just so long as you are trolling, and don't ACTUALLY believe a word of what you're posting.

    Noone could be that retarded unless they're a hardcore autist.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:45 No.33610430
    >>33610416
    YOU ARE THE DESTROYER OF DREAMS

    ;____;
    >> Klondike 01/25/12(Wed)00:46 No.33610435
    >>33610416
    .........f.fuck you
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:46 No.33610447
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    >>33610373
    but applebloom is adorable pone
    >> LD, That Berret Dude 01/25/12(Wed)00:46 No.33610458
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    I guess no one cares about RD getting eaten by a Quarry Eel.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:46 No.33610460
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    >>33609544

    >YFW the princess cadence toy is colored Celestia White
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:46 No.33610461
    >>33610373
    >He dont want to be a little filly

    Get the fuck out of here.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:47 No.33610474
    >>33610458
    Looking good man.
    >> Dino-Fag; fuck off 01/25/12(Wed)00:47 No.33610476
    >>33610458
    woah, seriously digging those eel designs
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:47 No.33610479
    >>33610429
    Yep, you're still showing me hard by name calling. I feel so told.
    >> DFG !!kYbu75XE1yr 01/25/12(Wed)00:47 No.33610485
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    >>33608962
    >Married to Berry Punch
    Damnit. She drinks so much, I'll get liver problems.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:48 No.33610490
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    >>33610435
    >>33610430
    You think that's bad? Not only was it closed, it was dismantled, sold for scrap, and the former site paved over.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:48 No.33610497
    >>33610458
    No, because RD is not horribly disfigured nightmare fuel.

    Also, what happened to drawing on the computer? Decide you didn't like it?

    Wanderer's notes
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:48 No.33610502
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    >>33610368
    What are you two going to do in magic kindergarden?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:48 No.33610503
    >>33610458
    I checked in, wish I could have stayed around longer, but other things need the internet more.
    It looks great, that eye is perfect.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:48 No.33610508
    >>33610460
    >It has the same cutie mark as Celestia.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:48 No.33610512
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    >>33610202

    >Try coming on to Granny Smith
    >She yells "SOUP'S ON!" and pounces on you.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:49 No.33610517
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    >>33608962
    Crime fighting with Bon-Bon as a sidekick? How would that work?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:49 No.33610519
    >>33610447
    she can still be in episodes (with the rest of the cmc) just no more searching episodes. good god that talent show was awful
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:49 No.33610520
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    >>33610490
    all these moments will be lost in time... like tears in the rain. time to die.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:49 No.33610528
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    >>33610288
    it is a hip and vivacious yet pretty and feminine name

    just like her
    >> DerpLight !YK1uhleG5Y 01/25/12(Wed)00:49 No.33610545
    >>33610373
    Forever tied to Lyra? Cool.
    >> Jessy 01/25/12(Wed)00:50 No.33610560
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    >>33610502
    Oh dear.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:50 No.33610563
    >>33610508
    >so it's an on-model celestia

    I'm ok with this
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:50 No.33610566
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    >>33610460
    >TONIGHT ON THE NEWS:
    >HASBRO TOYS STILL SHIT
    >LAUREN FAUST BECOMES BILLIONARE;ENSLAVES HUMANITY
    >THE MAJESTIC OBAMA IS FOUND IN SOUTH AFRICAN FORESTS
    >> Klondike 01/25/12(Wed)00:50 No.33610578
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    >>33610490
    >>33610520

    SHUT THE FUCK UP
    SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
    >> LD, That Berret Dude 01/25/12(Wed)00:50 No.33610579
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    >>33610497
    I was trying some stuff out. I want to try to do the pages in photoshop and any designs on paper. Still don't have that same feeling of drawing on paper as I do on a tablet. It's the whole "not seeing my hand on the picture" thing.
    >> Princess "White Pony Power" Celestia 01/25/12(Wed)00:50 No.33610582
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    To all you disgusting fagets fapping to ponys
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:50 No.33610583
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    >>33610295
    hand-held calculator thread? hand-held calculator thread
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:50 No.33610584
    >>33610563
    >It has the same fucking voice chip.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:51 No.33610586
    >Violated Berry Punch
    But we were both drunk! She totally came on to me first!

    >>33610517
    Fairly well, if fanfiction is to be believed
    https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1t5ejxTtekidhO6V9gOxsezEngwFSaycEZKx82tI6vc0
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:51 No.33610587
    >>33610520
    >one day a pile of unwanted G4 ponies will line some trash dump
    >you'll walk past that pile and think for a second about your days on 4chan before you grew up.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:51 No.33610589
    >>33610520
    I'm just glad I got to see it before it was torn up.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:51 No.33610595
    >>33610560
    Right in front of all the little foals, Jessy.
    I never would have figured you for that kind of person.
    >> Glaive 01/25/12(Wed)00:51 No.33610616
    >>33610582
    >implying Fluttershy doesn't want my human dick
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:51 No.33610617
    >>33610582
    So you're saying you want to go beyond the masturbation?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:52 No.33610630
    >come home from work
    >hear the charictaristic whine of your old 512GB hard drive
    >fluffy pone is on the internet
    >she sees that the new alicorns are in the season finale
    >shes more pissed than you are
    i lub u flufy pone
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 01/25/12(Wed)00:52 No.33610642
    >>33610616
    She probably wouldn't, man. At least not at first. Not before she got to know you.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:52 No.33610653
    >>33610560
    Draw your OC with NMM armor doing an evil laugh next time.
    >> Dino-Fag; fuck off 01/25/12(Wed)00:52 No.33610656
    >>33610584
    >rip that bitch out
    >look up the manufacturer
    >get the spec sheet on it
    >flash on some new, better voice clips from the show
    >maybe put a little PVC tube on the speaker to give it slight resonance and more bass
    >good shit
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:53 No.33610669
    >>33610582
    Shitty edit, 3/10.
    Should have just changed the origional name to read Applejack or something.
    Also, sweet pixels.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:53 No.33610671
    >>33610579
    Stop bitching about shit and post on your tumblr so you can bitch about shit.
    So we can suck it up like flies.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:54 No.33610685
    >>33609920
    I'm ok with this.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:54 No.33610688
    >>33610587
    >you get a huge erection
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:54 No.33610698
    guys

    i made a pinkie promise to always love pinkie pie best

    but

    i was banging rarity the other night because, you know, that's what sundays are for am i right?

    problem is i think i saw something pink at the window

    i haven't seen pinkie pie all day

    what do i do now
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:54 No.33610704
    >>33610579
    You could always find 2000 some-odd dollars and buy a Cintiq or something. But whatever the case, keep up the good work, dude. Look forward to seeing the finished products of all your work.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:54 No.33610705
    >>33610630
    >fluffy pone works up frothing rage
    >so proud
    >fluffy pone drowns on froth
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:54 No.33610713
    >>33610587
    >nd think for a second about your days on 4chan before you grew up.
    >Implying
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:54 No.33610715
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    >>33610560
    OH YEAH!
    >> DerpLight !YK1uhleG5Y 01/25/12(Wed)00:54 No.33610718
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    >>33610545
    I hate when I mix these up.

    I meant
    >>33608962

    Damn it.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:55 No.33610721
    >>33610630
    >The computer overheats.
    >Fluffy pony bursts into flames.
    >Runs around the room, screaming.
    >Your hose tears off her charred skin.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:55 No.33610725
    >>33610698
    threesome
    >> Glaive 01/25/12(Wed)00:55 No.33610727
    >>33610642
    Fair enough
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:55 No.33610729
    >>33610705
    >drowning pony fluffs
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:55 No.33610737
    >>33610566
    >Lauren Faust ruling over all of humanity with an iron fist
    Thats_my_fetish.jpg
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:56 No.33610758
    >>33610560
    Jessy pone and Nightmare moon is my new OTP.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:56 No.33610772
    >>33610727
    >Fluttershy does not notice you for a day.
    >You go insane.
    >> /co/mmander jesus, orange is worst pone 01/25/12(Wed)00:56 No.33610773
    If I leave a pony in a backpack will it die?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:56 No.33610777
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1iT0cqrP28&

    So. Much. Buttsore.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:57 No.33610785
    >>33610773
    What kind of backpack?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:57 No.33610791
    >>33610583
    Buying another one soon, hopefully a TI-84+SE. Going to screw around with TI-Boy for a while, then throw GlassOS on it.

    Need to relearn C and turn my old XP machine into a windows box so I can develop for GlassOS. Z80 was always just beyond me, but C is something I've worked with before. The possibilities the syntax presents me are limitless.

    Also loving the hell out of Doors CS7.1 Beta 2 on my TIOS calc. GlobalCalcNet runs like a top and it handles all of my old games just fine.

    I never did get a USB adapter for it so I cannot speak of the stability of the USB mouse script extension.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:57 No.33610801
    there is a pretty girl with rainbow hair i work with and i really like her and want to impress her with a cool trick like lightning or something what should i do

    d.h., ponyville
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:57 No.33610808
    >>33610458
    >Dem Eels
    Holy shit, that looks nice. Keep it up.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:57 No.33610809
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    name 3 fapfics i have to read before i die please
    >> /co/mmander jesus, orange is worst pone 01/25/12(Wed)00:57 No.33610814
    >>33610785
    An MLP one
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:58 No.33610818
    >>33610642
    "If they don't notice you, you gotta make 'em notice you. " - Rainbow Dash

    RAPE
    >> Dino-Fag; fuck off 01/25/12(Wed)00:58 No.33610824
    >>33610777
    >the entire rest of the video is just her hanging there
    oh shit that's great
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:58 No.33610827
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    Luna says she's going to show you a new trick, MLPG!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:58 No.33610833
    >>33610818
    And then Dash rape Fluttershy.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:58 No.33610835
    >>33610809
    Rarity's Generous Plan.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:58 No.33610843
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    >>33610777
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:59 No.33610859
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    >>33610777
    "U fking bastered!!!! Rainbow dash.... Can't die.... (sniffle) she can't she goes to the wonderbolts and lives her dream u r a fking bitch"
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:59 No.33610860
    >>33608962
    Started a business with Derpy...

    Ouch!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:59 No.33610873
    >>33610824
    >Flying Pony
    >Hangs Herself
    Isn't that like a mermaid drowning?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:59 No.33610874
    >>33610809
    RGP, chapters 1, 3, and 4.
    >> Small Waves !yrGRe7492g 01/25/12(Wed)00:59 No.33610877
    >>33610809
    That one that sucks

    That other one that sucks

    The one which people will tell you that it definitely does not suck, but, like, totally does sucks
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:00 No.33610884
    >>33610791
    >windows box
    I meant linux box. Fuck.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:00 No.33610888
    >>33610785
    An Ice Pack.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:00 No.33610893
    >You are sleeping in bed
    >Fluffy pone jumps up and tries to find a spot
    >She stops and lays on your face with no way to breath
    >Fluffy pone drowns
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:00 No.33610901
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    ponies are stupid
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 01/25/12(Wed)01:00 No.33610910
    >>33610873
    No, because a mermaid can breathe water no matter what she does. If a pegasus wants to hang herself, she just has to not fly.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:01 No.33610921
    >>33610873
    >Rainbow Dash tries to hang herself
    >Her light frame keeps her alive
    >She hangs there for the rest of the evening until her friends find her later
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:01 No.33610928
    >>33610901
    You are not Apple Bloom, that bow is green and you are blond.
    >> Fluffy 01/25/12(Wed)01:01 No.33610937
    >>33610913
    Nick Flop you say?
    http://ask-nickflop.tumblr.com/
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:02 No.33610949
    >>33610888
    >Literally zero Ice Pack porn.
    >No Ice Pack clopfics.
    >Not even so much as a hint of dick.
    IS IT REALLY SO MUCH TO ASK, WEAVER?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:02 No.33610950
    >>33610777
    http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=mP7qgHWrHNA
    >you bitch my little sis was watching mlp she click on a link that sed do not click she clicks i hear here screiming she was watching this and now she wont eat her pinki pie cupcacks fuck you
    >AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS HORRIBLE PINKIE PIE WAS DEMENTED AND to rainbow dash AAAAAAAHHHHHH GOD IM GOING TO BE SICK
    >my mind is dead i have soul, how do i know this when i watch any cupcake video i get a giant grin and my head cricks sideway and my eyes twitch
    etcetcetc
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:02 No.33610952
    >>33610721
    >rush fluffy pony to the hospital
    >she's put immediately into intensive care burn ward
    >spends what feels like an eternity there, strapped to a bed under a sterile curtain, suffering silently in agony
    >fluffy pony begins to despise you and all humanity
    >she's contacted by Samael
    >vows that everyone in the town will fall into her darkest dream
    >air raid sirens go off
    >now you're trapped in the Otherworld
    >> RustyDooks 01/25/12(Wed)01:02 No.33610953
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    >>33610859
    >rainbowdash10secflat
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:02 No.33610971
    WOULD YOU DIE FOR YOUR PONY
    >> /co/mmander jesus, orange is worst pone 01/25/12(Wed)01:02 No.33610974
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    Nick Flop
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:03 No.33610982
    >>33610921
    she is soft and squishy and made of memory foam so nothing happens
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:03 No.33611004
    >>33610982
    The fat around her neck gathers like pudding at the noose loop.
    >> Dino-Fag; fuck off 01/25/12(Wed)01:04 No.33611026
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    >>33610974
    who the fuck is this shitty oc bullshit
    that isn't griffy
    griffy is a rich and complex character
    talk about riding on coat tails
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:05 No.33611033
    >>33611004
    >At some point she tried to use her wings to get more leverage.
    >Just ends up spinning in a circle for a few minutes.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:05 No.33611039
    NEW BUFFALO WHERE
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:05 No.33611042
    >>33610953
    >>33610953
    I had to use that exact model of hammer drill to bore through a slab of concrete the other day. In the rain. Shit was not fun.

    Nobody cares.
    >> /co/mmander jesus, orange is worst pone 01/25/12(Wed)01:05 No.33611051
    >>33611026
    Dino-Fag; fuck off
    Holy shit, all I have to do is copy/paste!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:05 No.33611055
    >>33610949
    He doesn't actually fuck the ponies, he jst takes their money and runs.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:06 No.33611063
    >>33611004
    >Rainbow Dash, extremely self conscious after her suicide attempt goes on an eating binge
    >Her entirely new figure gained from her cupcake and candy binge makes her unqualified for the Wonderbolts
    >Attempts another suicide by hanging
    >Noose snaps under her weight
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:06 No.33611067
    New thread:

    >>33611013
    >>33611013
    >>33611013
    >>33611013
    >>33611013
    >>33611013
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:06 No.33611073
    >>33611042
    I CARE YOU FAGGOT
    I thought it was a cool story bro
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:06 No.33611076
    Going to make the new hore
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:06 No.33611078
    >>33611055
    Anyone would do the same thing in his place.
    >> Dino-Fag; fuck off 01/25/12(Wed)01:06 No.33611079
    >>33611051
    is it your oc jesus
    are you writing fanfiction where nick flop rapes twilight sparkle
    >> Small Waves !yrGRe7492g 01/25/12(Wed)01:07 No.33611090
    >>33611067
    Nope. We're not Homestuck general
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:07 No.33611092
    >>33611042
    you ever get to use those ramset things that use a blank to fire the nails out

    those are fun
    >> /co/mmander jesus, orange is worst pone 01/25/12(Wed)01:07 No.33611094
    >>33611079
    No, but that is a damn good idea.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:07 No.33611103
    >>33611067
    >implying Homestuck General
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:07 No.33611108
    >>33611067
    Are we moving there? Or new thread?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:08 No.33611122
    >>33610974
    Which one of you did this? And why does the art look like Griffey drawings?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:08 No.33611125
    >>33611108
    new thread. That one sucks.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:09 No.33611136
    >>33610952
    >all the monsters are based around your guilt about putting fluffy pone into her condition
    >watergun takes care of them pretty handily
    >half the time they're dead by the time you get there
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:11 No.33611186
    >>33611055
    Never truest a Zebra.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:12 No.33611212
    NEW HORSE

    >>33611182
    >>33611182
    >>33611182
    >>33611182
    >>33611182
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:12 No.33611220
    >>33611055
    IF ICE PACK IS SUCH FUCKING WISH FULFILLMENT HOW COME I NEVER GET TO SEE HIM BALLS-DEEP IN APPLEJACK?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:14 No.33611272
    >>33611212
    >instant 404
    Gotta be some kind of new record.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:14 No.33611273
    >>33611212
    lolwut
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:16 No.33611347
    Turn a corner so that a guard can't see us is one looked down the hall, then throw off our cardboard boxes and get some air.

    Check on Raisin, then look for anything that stands out in the treasure pile.
    >> APPLE QUEST: MOUNTAINS OF GOLD FaceIessJr !derpv/fTOE 01/25/12(Wed)01:16 No.33611348
    Continue along, questers. You've made some slow but careful progress into this odd room... what terrors does this golden trove hold?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:17 No.33611354
    Hold the phone. Raisin is moving? Does everyone still have their boxes?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:17 No.33611357
    Dried Apples general?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:17 No.33611369
    >>33611348
    So Raisin is reacting to something?
    After we have our bearings and if everything looks safe, lets see if any of the items in the room are specifically having an effect on her.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:18 No.33611381
    >>33611348

    Well, if Strawberry was able to pick up a coin, I doubt the treasure is booby trapped much.
    Still, don't touch anything that looks demonic.
    >> FaceIessJr !derpv/fTOE 01/25/12(Wed)01:18 No.33611387
    >>33611354
    GAME INFO: You were able to get across with your boxes intact. All ponies are still inside of their box camo.
    >> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 01/25/12(Wed)01:18 No.33611400
    >>33611348

    see what's up with raisin. just make sure she doesn't suddenly try to make a break for it
    >> FaceIessJr !derpv/fTOE 01/25/12(Wed)01:23 No.33611509
    >>33611369
    >>33611400
    You can here Raisin stirring underneath her cardboard box disguise. Pinkie can feel her squirming about. "Guys! Raisin's moving!" She sounds excited, taking the small purple pony down off her back and setting her on the ground.

    "Alright! She's back!" Scootaloo cheers, keeping her voice down.

    "Raisin! I'm so glad that you're okay!" Sweetie Belle runs over, taking the box off of her.

    Raisin stands on her rearlegs, holding the box in her forelegs. Her eyes are still off center. Without an emotion on her face, you see her chuck the Golden Box into the pile of treasure. She lands on her hooves, then stares towards the back of the room. "Command me."

    "She's still not back yet..." The team is disappointed.

    All around you are mountains of treasure, including the Golden Box that was just thrown into a pile of artifacts. The shiny objects in this room overwhelm your senses... Scootaloo pours over the stacks of Bits just lying around on the floor.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:24 No.33611545
    >>33611509
    Tell Scoots to stop fucking with things. We don't know whether or not things are still dangerous.

    Where did the box land, next to anything that looks significant?
    >> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 01/25/12(Wed)01:25 No.33611548
    >>33611509

    return raisin to pinkie, and grab the box

    now that it's out of her hands, maybe we can figure out a way to get at whatever's inside
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:25 No.33611556
    >>33611509

    Gently remind Scootaloo that if she touches the wrong thing, she could end up like Raisin.

    Also, command Raisin to do a little dance to see if she'll listen to anyone or just Tezel.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:25 No.33611557
    >>33608962
    >violated Celestia
    feels good
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:26 No.33611565
    Have we tried to command Raisin yet?
    >> FaceIessJr !derpv/fTOE 01/25/12(Wed)01:26 No.33611574
    >>33611545
    GAME INFO: Raisin threw the box into a pile of similar looking treasure. There's a ton of golden artifacts in the pile, like a scepter, a mirror, a chest... quite an assortment of solid gold goodies.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:26 No.33611585
    >>33611548

    Look for a staff or a stick we could use to open the box without touching it.

    Also, look for armor. Armor pony is best pony.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:27 No.33611593
    >>33611574

    ignore all the other crap, go straight for the box
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:28 No.33611615
    >>33611574
    Grab the box, examine the other stuff more closely.

    >>33611565
    And this, lets try something like "sit down"
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:28 No.33611619
    >>33611574

    Maybe the scepter too.

    Don't look at the mirror though, I've played enough DnD to know that magic mirrors = instakill somehow.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:28 No.33611621
    >>33611509
    Warn Scootaloo about touching anything other than bits or she might end up like Raisin. Try giving Raisin a simple command like "look to the left."

    Is she staring at anything in particular?

    flood detection is silly
    >> Strawberry Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:29 No.33611648
    What if we told derped Strawberry to get us the box and "something that we can use to safely open the box"?
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 01/25/12(Wed)01:29 No.33611654
    Oh shit, we're still going?

    I better not read any of this thread, time to speed read my eyes out
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:31 No.33611698
    >>33611654
    First thread has already 404'd.
    OP was 33602668 if you want to find it in the archive.

    You would not believe how slow we are going.
    >> FaceIessJr !derpv/fTOE 01/25/12(Wed)01:32 No.33611718
    >>33611545
    >>33611556
    >>33611565
    >>33611621
    You gently remind Scootaloo that any of this treasure could have the same weird effects that the little Golden Box had on Raisin. Touching something could make you lose your mind.

    Scootaloo stops drooling for a moment. "Hmmm... there's got to be a way to pick this stuff up safely..." She shakes her head. "Right, right. Maybe on our way out?" You roll your eyes.

    An idea comes to mind. "Raisin, dance."

    Raisin stands in place, staring toward the back of the room. Looking up, you trace her vision to what seems to be an set of stairs.

    "Oh well, worth a shot..."

    >>33611593
    >>33611615
    You walk over to the pile of artifacts, looking around for the Golden Box that Raisin threw. It's easy to find, sitting on top of the golden chest.

    As you pick it up, Raisin spins around, looking at you. Her face is emotionless. Seeing her like this fills your heart with a certain sadness.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:32 No.33611719
    >>33611654

    don't bother, we literally spent hours debating what we should do.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:33 No.33611753
    >>33611718
    Hmm. Slowly extend a hoof towards the box, watching her reaction. Stop if it looks like she's about to do something.

    Also have Pinkie ready to restrain her.
    >> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 01/25/12(Wed)01:34 No.33611756
    >>33611718

    set down the box. have pinkie and either sweetie or scoots hold raisin down. try picking up the box again.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:34 No.33611761
    >>33611718
    Can we get a description of the room we are in? Entrances, exits, statues, a drawn map?

    Put the box back down and get off the treasure pile until we are ready to use the box.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:36 No.33611811
    >>33611718

    We still have our capes, right?

    We have farm experience, we could tie them together to use as a rope and hogtie Raisin if she does anything. It's for her own good.
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 01/25/12(Wed)01:41 No.33611933
    >>33611698
    I left all the tabs open, so it's all here

    My heart is kinda racing in excitement... however sad that is

    Past 4 hours of questing for you all in like 10 minutes for me
    >> FaceIessJr !derpv/fTOE 01/25/12(Wed)01:41 No.33611942
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    >>33611753
    >>33611756
    You find Raisin's reaction rather peculiar. You lift the box up, watching her head move. Suddenly, she lowers her head. She takes a defensive stance, but nothing happens.

    Sweetie Belle looks her over. "It looks like she's trying to use magic..."

    Raisin stands in place, pointing her forehead in your direction. She has an angry look on her face.

    >>33611761
    The treasure room looks like it was carved directly into the mountainside, it's dirt walls left bare to allow ease of expansion. There are golden treasures adorning all of the walls with a slightly wider path left open closer to the right wall.

    Yellow is treasure. Blue is the majority of your teammates. The purple dot is raisin, the red box is the Golden Box, and the green bow is you.
    >> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 01/25/12(Wed)01:43 No.33611986
    >>33611942

    set the box down
    use our CMC capes to tie raisin up/blindfold her once she's been pacified
    try picking the box up again

    in the event that she doesn't calm down, try backing away from the box
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 01/25/12(Wed)01:44 No.33612004
    >>33611942
    Set the box down and see how Raisin reacts.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:44 No.33612019
    >>33611942
    Alright. Let's set the box down and step away from the pile. Tell Strawberry we need her help again. Gag her, unplug her ears, and tell her to get us something we can use to safely open the box Raisin threw into the pile of treasure.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:45 No.33612030
    >>33611942
    Ok, and the stairs continue on out of sight, right?
    They are probably one of the entrances to the throne room, I think they match up pretty well.

    Interesting that Raisin is trying to use magic. I guess the mind control spell was designed for a unicorn? Lets put the box down for now.

    We should probably have someone go watch the stairs on the other side, we really don't want someone to wander in.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:45 No.33612034
    >>33611942

    Ha, looks like Raisin's glitched.

    Alright, Raisin, time to be hogtied. See if we can take our CMC capes and tie them together so they form a rope. Stick an apple in her mouth for good measure.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:46 No.33612061
    >>33612019

    I think that may be a little too abstract for her
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:47 No.33612100
    >>33612061
    We won't know unless we try.
    >> FaceIessJr !derpv/fTOE 01/25/12(Wed)01:47 No.33612102
    >>33611986
    >>33612004
    >>33612019
    >>33612030
    >>33612034
    You set the box down on the treasure room floor. Raisin's expression returns to it's flat, emotionless state. She turns back to face the rear of the room, asking but one thing.

    "Command me."

    Scootaloo looks over the small purple filly and wanders passed you. "Who is she talking to?"

    You find it in your best interests to restrain the small purple filly. You don't want her acting up. With the box out of your hooves, you're able to lasso her with your cape with no resistance whatsoever. "This is fer yer own good, Raisin..." She doesn't respond, staring at the back of the room in silence.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:48 No.33612133
    >>33612102
    Which way is the back of the room? Towards Tezel?
    >> FaceIessJr !derpv/fTOE 01/25/12(Wed)01:49 No.33612152
    >>33612133
    GAME INFO: The back of the room is the part of the room furthest away from the entrance. Refer to the map for more information.
    >> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 01/25/12(Wed)01:49 No.33612155
    >>33612133

    i think it's towards the staircase we haven't investigated yet

    try picking up the box again. we should be good now, provided raisin hasn't been imbued with superhuman strength or something

    naturally, drop the box immediately if she has
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:50 No.33612169
    >>33612102
    Command for Raisin: Go back to being normal. Applebloom is boring.

    Cuz she's totally asking us to command her. Boy I hope/wish that's the case.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:50 No.33612177
    >>33612102

    Stick an apple in her mouth to gag her. When she's all tied up, turn her to face the wall and look for a mundane scepter that we can open the box with.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:51 No.33612195
    >>33612152
    So she is looking to the left of the picture?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:51 No.33612206
    >>33612152
    Ok, well. Keep an eye on her, if she starts tracking movement with her head I want to know about it.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:52 No.33612234
    >>33612102
    Move Raisin around the room so we can see what exactly she is looking at.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:52 No.33612240
    >>33612169

    She doesn't listen to us. She probably only obeys Tezel.
    >> FaceIessJr !derpv/fTOE 01/25/12(Wed)01:53 No.33612255
    >>33612195
    GAME INFO: In reference to this map, she would be looking North, straight up.

    So, what's your next move, guys? How much time do you think you've got to explore this treasure trove?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:54 No.33612288
    >>33612255

    We just want to find a simple staff or something that can open the golden box without anyone touching it.

    We know what we want to do; this shouldn't take long.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:55 No.33612303
    >>33612255
    First thing we need to do is post sentries. We need as much warning as we can get.
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 01/25/12(Wed)01:55 No.33612312
    >>33612288
    If we can find a staff that can launch projectile-type magic, that'd be great. Blow up the crystal phonograph should, at the very least, stun all the controlled unicorns.
    >> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 01/25/12(Wed)01:55 No.33612314
    >>33612255

    we should grab the box and investigate the mysterious staircase. if raisin was looking in that direction, there's probably something that way that has something to do with her curse
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:56 No.33612329
    >>33612255
    >How much time do you think you've got to explore this treasure trove?
    Uh oh.

    Tell Strawberry we need her help again. Gag her, unplug her ears, and tell her to get us something we can use to safely open the box Raisin threw into the pile of treasure.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:56 No.33612343
    >>33612255
    Ask Sweetie if she can feel anything magical.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:57 No.33612354
    >>33612343

    sweetie isn't really known for her magic
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:57 No.33612355
    >>33612314

    The staircase almost certainly leads to Tezel's chambers.

    First priority: getting the crown bit out of the golden box.
    >> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 01/25/12(Wed)01:58 No.33612387
    >>33612355

    oh yeah. hurrrrrr
    >> FaceIessJr !derpv/fTOE 01/25/12(Wed)02:00 No.33612419
    >>33612288
    >>33612312
    >>33612355
    You search around the room a little bit, specifically over in the artifact pile. You remember seeing a scepter in here that could help you open up that scary little Golden Box that derped your dearest friend.

    "Whatcha lookin' for, AB?" Scootaloo inquires.

    You tell her that you want to get something to open that Golden Box from a distance. There could be something inside that is critically important to saving Raisin's life.

    "If you think so..." Scootaloo walks over, helping you pull out a solid gold scepter from the pile of artifacts. It's rather heavy... something feels odd about it as you hold it in your mouth. It's extremely cold compared to the other treasures.

    The Golden Box sits on the ground, ready to be jabbed with the blunt scepter.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:01 No.33612437
    >>33612419
    Fuck, I'm getting all worried again. See if Sweetie can feel any magic in the sceptor first.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:01 No.33612438
    >>33612419

    Let's look around for a more mundane one. Don't want to blast the box into oblivion.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:02 No.33612444
    >>33612419
    Drop the scepter then unplug Strawberry's ears and ask her if she knows anything about it.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:03 No.33612465
    >>33612437

    Hey, if the Bow in the box idea works, let's see if Sweetie will volunteer to be possessed so she'll have at least some magical ability.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:04 No.33612487
    >>33612438

    How hard can it be to find a golden rod?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:04 No.33612503
    >>33612419
    What does the staff look like? Anything interesting about it?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:05 No.33612525
    >>33612419

    >Wait and get caught
    >Use rod now, risk blowing up the box and destroying Raisin's soul forever.

    Nah, let's look for something else.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:06 No.33612538
    can't we just turn the box over and dump everything out?

    so long as we close it before it eats our souls, we should be fine
    >> FaceIessJr !derpv/fTOE 01/25/12(Wed)02:06 No.33612548
    >>33612503
    GAME INFO: The staff looks similar to the Golden Box. Down it's side are engravings much in the same style as the box... though all of the artifacts in the pile you withdrew this rod from look kind of like the Golden Box.

    On top of the staff is a red gem. The bottom of the staff looks rounded with a few nubs sticking out of it.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:09 No.33612608
    >>33612548

    Alight, let's jam it with the smaller, less menacing looking end.

    Also, don't jab, just gently nudge the box maybe try to get it to fall over as it's opening.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:09 No.33612622
    >>33612548
    Ask Sweetie Belle and Strawberry if they can sense anything magical about this scepter. Unplug Strawberry's ears and ask her what she knows about the scepter. Examine the nubs at the bottom of the scepter, but be sure that the gem is pointing away from the treasure and the ponies.
    >> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 01/25/12(Wed)02:10 No.33612648
    >>33612608

    how will we extract the contents once it's opened? it's going to fill the whole room with light

    we'd better be ready to grab whatever's in it (without looking, of course) and slam the box shut quickly
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:10 No.33612651
    >>33612608

    This if we can't see any other less menacing looking rods after a quick visual scan.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:12 No.33612675
    >>33612648

    Maybe if it falls out on its side, then the crown bit will fall out and the spell will stop.

    Also, maybe the spell only activates if it's opened by hooves.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:12 No.33612676
    >>33612648
    Should we really be sticking our hooves in the box?
    Try to just dump it our first, it was rattling around, so it isnt secured.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:12 No.33612678
    >>33612648
    We tip over the box and have one of our friends cover it with a cardboard box or a cape.
    >> FaceIessJr !derpv/fTOE 01/25/12(Wed)02:12 No.33612683
    >>33612608
    >>33612622
    >>33612648
    >>33612651
    Carefully, you try to open up the box with the staff. The lid seems to be sealed shut. Gently poking at it doesn't seem to do too much.

    "C'mon, AB. On three..." Scootaloo pulls the staff back, preparing to jab the box in hopes that it will open up.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:13 No.33612698
    >>33612683

    why does this feel like an "are you sure?" moment?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:14 No.33612723
    >>33612676

    This, tilt it from the top.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:14 No.33612729
    >>33612683
    Nope.

    Examine the staff first, especially the nubs at the bottom. Ask Sweetie and Strawberry if they can feel any magic in it.
    >> FaceIessJr !derpv/fTOE 01/25/12(Wed)02:14 No.33612738
    >>33612698
    Paranoia, my friend. Paranoia.
    Am I just screwing with you? Maybe. Maybe not. You'll have to go with your gut and see what happens.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:15 No.33612753
    >>33612738
    I expect us to just tip the box over, honestly. There is nothing holding it in place.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:15 No.33612754
    >>33612683

    Tilt it on its side.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:16 No.33612769
    >>33612738

    Tip. If Scootaloo turns Raisin into a vegetable permanently, we're deep frying her.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:17 No.33612783
    If we aren't going to examine it first then we at least need to tell one of the others to cover the box and whatever comes out with one of the cardboard boxes.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:18 No.33612804
    >>33612783

    Oh shit, yeah. Tell Scootaloo to be ready to cover the light with a box, just in case.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:20 No.33612850
    Who's ready for something bad to happen?
    >> FaceIessJr !derpv/fTOE 01/25/12(Wed)02:21 No.33612863
    >>33612676
    >>33612678
    >>33612723
    >>33612753
    >>33612754
    "Wait up, Scoots..." You halt her countdown. Instead, you push on the side of the box, letting it fall over. For some inexplicable reason, the lid refuses to open.

    "Hmm... how do we open it? Raisin really gave it a tug when she activated it at Zecora's..." You recall as you try to remember how it was opened in the first place.

    Raisin continues to stare at the back of the room. You can hear a mighty voice resound from what you think is an exit. "Ah, my lovely servants! You may rest for now; tell the guards outside to relieve you." Two softer voices speak as you hear trotting echo from the main throne room.
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 01/25/12(Wed)02:21 No.33612866
    >>33612850
    I've been ready all night I was out, actually.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:23 No.33612895
    Maybe the box can only be opened by a living thing.

    Did they just finish the statue?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:23 No.33612901
    >>33612863
    Shheeeit.
    Are they on their way in?
    We might be able to hide under boxes under treasure, or we could book it out of here down the trapped hallway and hope that the dark path is safe.

    Can we hide under treasure well?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:24 No.33612910
    >>33612863

    Damn, there aren't any hoofguards or golden cloth in the treasure piles?

    We may have to open it ourselves and see if we can turn it upside down.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:25 No.33612928
    >>33612863
    Tell the others to move so they can't be seen by anyone walking down the main hall. Examine the scepter more closely, especially those nubs at the bottom of it.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:25 No.33612935
    >>33612910

    I really hate to say it, but we might have to do this. The box takes a while to assume full control, right? Even if we fail and pass out, we can tell the others to revive us by pouring some elixir in our mouth.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:25 No.33612936
    Guys, I have a brilliant idea.
    >Wrap hooves in CMC Cape
    >Open box
    We're wouldn't be touching it
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:26 No.33612952
    >>33612936

    This, and also be sure to open it under a cardboard box.
    >> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 01/25/12(Wed)02:27 No.33612969
    >>33612863

    is the trotting getting closer, or further away?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:27 No.33612975
    >>33612935
    >>33612936
    >>33612952
    Or we could examine the staff to see if one of those nubs remotely opens the box.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:27 No.33612977
    >>33612936
    But that is still holding it, we don't know how it works, its better to have as little do do with the box as possible. touching it physically or not might not matter.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:28 No.33612990
    >>33612975

    Examine the box more closely. Is there a keyhole?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:28 No.33612996
    >>33612975

    forget the staff. the staff would probably blow the box up. it's too suspicious. I don't trust it
    >> FaceIessJr !derpv/fTOE 01/25/12(Wed)02:29 No.33613006
    >>33612969
    GAME INFO: The trotting seems to be getting further away. The echoes of the throne room make it hard to determine which direction the guards might be traveling.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:29 No.33613008
    >>33612990

    Yeah, we need a better description of the box, please.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:30 No.33613036
    >>33612996
    Which is why I want to examine it instead of pocking the box with it.
    >> FaceIessJr !derpv/fTOE 01/25/12(Wed)02:32 No.33613068
    >>33612990
    GAME INFO: Picking up the box, you examine it for anything peculiar. From the top on down, you see it's crowned with a beautiful red ruby. Down the box are 4 golden struts. Between them on each face of the lid is a decorative pattern of engravings. Where the lid meets the main box, there doesn't seem to be anything holding it together, but yet it remains firmly sealed.

    Flipping the box over, you see a small indentation. It looks like it's supposed to attach to something. Using your engineering prowess, you'd guess that this could be a keyhole... though you have nothing that could open it at the moment.

    That's a freebie, there. I didn't spend any of your turns to allow you to examine the box.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:34 No.33613098
    >>33613068
    Does it look like it could attach to our scepter?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:34 No.33613105
    >>33613068
    Ok, fuck. As long as the hoofsteps are retreating, If they aren't ignore this lets examine the pile of similar items for anything that would fit it correctly. Go fast, but try not to miss anything.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:35 No.33613113
    >>33613068
    I'm scared. We must have fucked up really badly if you're giving us freebies.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:35 No.33613124
    >>33613068

    Alight, unplug Strawberry's ears and command her to find the key that opens this box.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:35 No.33613129
    Make sure that everyone is ready to go back under their boxes and make sure that Raisin is already under her box.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:36 No.33613137
    >>33613124

    that might be crazy enough to work
    >> FaceIessJr !derpv/fTOE 01/25/12(Wed)02:36 No.33613140
    >>33613098
    GAME INFO: The indentation looks too large to fit either end of the scepter. There are, however, a few holes that could probably be poked with something a bit longer, like the teeth of a comb. I kid, I kid
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:36 No.33613143
    >>33613124
    This could work.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:36 No.33613144
    >>33613068

    Well, let's see if Derpberry can help us.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:37 No.33613156
    >>33613140
    But there are holes that could be poked by something longer, right?
    >> FaceIessJr !derpv/fTOE 01/25/12(Wed)02:37 No.33613170
    I'm seeing a vote for telling derped out Strawberry to find the key that opens this box up. Do you guys want to try this?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:38 No.33613175
    >>33613140

    haha fuck you.

    If we need to be quick, then >>33613124 is our best bet. we don't have time to sift through the treasure on our own.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:39 No.33613189
    >>33613170

    Yes. It's the quickest solution.

    Let's hope it's the right one.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:40 No.33613212
    >>33613170
    Sounds good. While she is doing that we should examine the nubs at the bottom of the scepter and have Scootaloo keep an eye on one entrance while Sweetie Belle looks at the other one.

    Who was the genius that ate our marshmallows?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:40 No.33613218
    how does "tim tebow is the friendship is magic of football" strike you?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:41 No.33613224
    >>33613212

    We did when we were falling asleep and needed energy.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:42 No.33613240
    >>33613224
    I remember we got some grapes the first time. Why didn't we just do that again? Oh well.
    >> FaceIessJr !derpv/fTOE 01/25/12(Wed)02:42 No.33613250
    >>33613124
    >>33613137
    >>33613143
    >>33613175
    >>33613189
    >>33613212
    You make the realization that this box must have a key lying around here somewhere. There's got to be a way to open this box up normally. You approach Strawberry once again. She shivers in fear, knowing what you're going to do.

    "Alright.. bite down on this..." You put an apple up to her mouth. Reluctantly, she bites down on it. Carefully, you remove the marshmallows blocking up her ears. Her eyes fall out of focus.

    "Strawberry, find the key that opens this box up for us." You hold the box up and show her. She turns her head toward it, then mumbles something behind the apple.

    She walks towards the back of the room, then takes a sudden turn up the stairs. Pinkie panics.

    "Oh no! She's going into the throne room! Applebloom, do something!"
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:43 No.33613262
    >>33613250
    Lasso the bitch
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:44 No.33613278
    >>33613262
    Quietly
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:44 No.33613280
    >>33613250
    Give Pinkie the marshmallows then tell her to plug the filly's ears up quick.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:44 No.33613286
    >>33613250

    What the fuck?

    Did she sprint,? How could we not get her if she was just walking towards the staircase?
    >> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 01/25/12(Wed)02:44 No.33613287
    >>33613250

    tackle her and plug her ears
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:44 No.33613290
    >>33613250
    Haha I can't believe I didn't see this coming
    >> FaceIessJr !derpv/fTOE 01/25/12(Wed)02:45 No.33613303
    >>33613286
    GAME INFO: Walking normally, she approached the back of the room, then took a sudden, unexpected turn. She hasn't left the room quite yet.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:45 No.33613307
    >>33613250
    Tell her to stop.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:45 No.33613309
    >>33613250

    Get her right now.

    If she's too fast, grab the sceptre we were holding and tell Sweetie to get her slingshot out. Tell Pinkie she should be ready to chug the elixir and some jam if we have to launch a premature attack.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:46 No.33613316
    >>33613307
    Herp, tell her to stop and come back.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:46 No.33613325
    >>33613303

    Plug her ears and grab her tail.

    Obviously King Tezel has the key.

    We're going to have to risk opening it ourselves and hope we can turn it upside down.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:48 No.33613362
    >>33613325

    As much as I hate to say it, we might have to. We have to replace the crown bit with our bow so that when Tezel opens the box to check on his trinket, he becomes our slave.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:49 No.33613389
    >>33613362
    IF that's how it works.
    It makes sense, but assumptions get ponies killed.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:50 No.33613404
    are you seriously suggesting applebloom give up her bow
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:51 No.33613427
    What if we just told her to come back to us? She is obeying us and can hear us so why are we freaking out?

    Once we have her at our side we can creep to the stars and have her point out the key.
    >> FaceIessJr !derpv/fTOE 01/25/12(Wed)02:51 No.33613430
    >>33613325
    >>33613287
    >>33613280
    >>33613309
    You run up ahead. Just as the filly starts entering the Throne Room, you tackle her against the floor. She continues to struggle towards the absolutely gigantic pony golem that sits in his throne within spitting distance. You plug her ears up with marshmallows, then drag her back towards the room. The music seems to drown out the noise of the altercation.

    "That was close!" Scootaloo wipes a bead of sweat off her forehead. You can see that she's loaded her empty saddlebags with gold.

    As you reenter the room, you can feel a certain anxiety wash over your body. You look over the small Golden Box laying on the floor, desperately trying to figure out how you're going to open it up.

    Pinkie looks it over quick. "Do we need to open it up?" She shrugs. "Why don't we try talking to the king? He sounds like a nice guy..."

    "Are you crazy?!" Sweetie instantly retorts. "He'll crush us for sure!"
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:54 No.33613491
    >>33613430

    Yeah Pinkie, you can't really argue with the bloodstains on the carpet.

    Open the box ourselves, either upside down or sideways so it would be easy to make whatever's in the box fall out. Make sure our hooves are wrapped in our cape, and cover ourselves with the cardboard box.

    Worse comes to worse, this become Scootaquest.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:55 No.33613498
    >>33613430
    He did seem like a nice guy when talking to the unicorns, but we know that he hates children. Maybe we could get Pinkie to talk to him.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:56 No.33613516
    >>33613430

    Yeah, fuck you Pinkie. We'll risk opening the box ourselves.

    If we can't turn it over, then shut it and tell Pinkie to drop some elixir in our mouths so we'll wake up.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:56 No.33613517
    >>33613430
    Tell her that Sally says he hates children and there were several stains on the carpet in front of him that might have been bloodstains. She might be able to talk to the king on her own though, but what would she say?

    Tell Strawberry to lead us to the top of the staircase then point at where the key is. Unplug her ears and advance with her, getting ready to plug her ears again.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:56 No.33613519
    >>33613491
    Worse than dying.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:57 No.33613530
    >>33613498

    He'll either crush or brainwash her. I doubt he'll let a witness go. Just because a guy is charming doesn't mean he isn't rotten to the core. Remember Discord?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:58 No.33613547
    >>33613519
    Fine, Pinkie Quest
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:59 No.33613565
    >>33613430

    Well then what the fuck can we do? We search for a key, we take too long and get discovered

    We open the box ourselves, we get brainwashed

    We confront Tezel, he stomps us while Twilight restrains us.

    Fuck this, we already got a bad end with Raisin Quest: we technically aren't supposed to be playing after the game over. At this point I'll take a hint. Just anything.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:01 No.33613594
    >>33613565

    keep in mind both times raisin opened the box, she held it open for an extended period of time

    we're bigger and stronger than raisin. if we're fast enough, we should be able to shut the box before it sucks too much of our strength away
    >> FaceIessJr !derpv/fTOE 01/25/12(Wed)03:02 No.33613609
    >>33613491
    >>33613516
    In an act of desperation, you decide to take matters into your own hooves. "We've gotta get that box open! No matter what happens, you guys have got to stop Tezel!"

    Before they can say anything, you wrap your CMC Cape around your hooves, slide under a cardboard box, and start prying at the golden treasure. "Applebloom! Noo!!" Scootaloo tries to stop you, but the box comes tearing open. The cape around your hooves doesn't seem to be doing much good. In an instant, you are blinded by a brilliant white light. A loud, terrifying voice blasts you senseless. "CONTROL"

    You struggle, but you manage to dump the contents of the box out. The voice assaults you, weakening your small body. Memories of Sweet Apple Acres rush through your head. You remember sorting apples with your sister Applejack.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:03 No.33613628
    >>33613594

    Alright Jr, try opening the box and pouring the contents out.

    If we get a second game over, then I suppose we should just march up to get stomped and end it already because I have no clue what to do.

    Be sure that we're covered with our cardboard box.
    >> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 01/25/12(Wed)03:03 No.33613629
    >>33613609

    stuff your ribbon in the box. close it.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:03 No.33613631
    >>33613609
    Slam that shit shut.
    We didn't take much time to prepare, did we?
    Hopefully someone is smart enough to wake us up if we pass out.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:03 No.33613632
    >>33613609
    WELP.

    Use our earth pony strength to shut the box.
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 01/25/12(Wed)03:03 No.33613633
    >>33613609
    Close the box.

    Also they almost certainly heard that.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:04 No.33613646
    >>33613633
    The pony touching the box is the only one that can hear the voice.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:04 No.33613654
    >>33613633
    No one but the person holding the box can hear the word CONTROL.
    They might have heard Scoots though, but we'll hope that she was smart enough to not scream.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:05 No.33613660
    >>33613609

    Close it, tell Pinkie to pour elixir in our mouth to wake us up before we pass out.
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 01/25/12(Wed)03:05 No.33613666
    >>33613654
    >>33613654
    Right.

    Still a light show though, yeah?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:05 No.33613668
    >>33613609
    Put a coin or something in there and close it
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:06 No.33613678
    >>33613660

    and jelly. don't forget the jelly
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:06 No.33613681
    >>33613666
    We are under a cardboard box.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:07 No.33613692
    >>33613666
    We're under a box.
    Shut up satan, this can still go right, stop trying to destroy my faith.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:09 No.33613715
    Holy shit it's midnight.

    We've been at it for a while; Jr, are you going to railroad us into bad end? I know you wanted to finish in an hour or two.
    >> FaceIessJr !derpv/fTOE 01/25/12(Wed)03:10 No.33613729
    >>33613631
    >>33613632
    >>33613633
    >>33613660
    You struggle to quickly close the box. The lid resists the weakening strength of your hooves. As the word CONTROL blasts your ribs again, you let out a final push. The lid slams shut. You see your box come flying off. Pinkie is freaking out, but you cannot hear her speak.

    You mutter the word 'elixir'. Scootaloo seems to pick up on your cue as you begin to blackout. Your vision wanes to black...

    Suddenly, it returns. Your heart is racing and you feel alive again. A nasty, sour liquid goes down your throat.

    >>33613715
    I really don't want to railroad you guys. Honestly, I didn't expect things to go on this long.. I will say that your number of best end turns is dwindling. The opportunity is nearly gone.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:11 No.33613738
    >>33613729

    Alright, wake up and see what came out of the box.

    Pray that it looks like a golden crown bit.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:12 No.33613750
    >>33613729
    How is Raisin?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:12 No.33613752
    >>33613729

    Well, we tried everything else, we have to confront him.

    Best end or bust, I'd rather fail the quest than lose Raisin forever.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:13 No.33613753
    >>33613729
    Take one of the pieces of candy of of Raisin's doll then eat it. Examine what came out of the box.

    Can you tell us how many turns we have left?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:13 No.33613756
    >>33613729
    Do we need to eat Jelly?

    Check what fell out.
    Damnit, that bigass statue is probably almost done. He's going to transfer his consciousness to it or something, then we're screwed.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:15 No.33613783
    >>33613729

    we need to hurry before twilight and the other unicorn's replacement guards show up
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:15 No.33613790
    >>33613752

    Arm up. Scootaloo grabs the sceptre, Pinkie grabs the crown piece and a bottle of elixir, make sure us and Sweetie have slingshots.

    Leave Strawberry behind and take Raisin and the box.

    Ascend to the throne room, staying just out of site as we plan our attack.
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 01/25/12(Wed)03:15 No.33613796
    >>33613729
    What came out of the box? Nothing?

    Also we need to just get it over with.

    Direct assault. Smash that crystal phonograph.
    >> FaceIessJr !derpv/fTOE 01/25/12(Wed)03:15 No.33613798
    >>33613738
    >>33613753
    You look over to where you remember dumping the box out. There doesn't seem to be any gold over here... the only thing that fell out of the box was a Piece of Granite. It looks like a small chip.

    "All that for a chip of rock? What kind of a joke is that?!" Scootaloo looks furious.

    You can hear the hoovesteps of a pair of guards echoing in the Throne Room. "Welcome! I trust it's been a safe, quiet night?" The guards seem to respond, but you cannot hear them clearly.
    >> Hiro !J02Ujjg4Nw 01/25/12(Wed)03:16 No.33613810
    >>33613729

    grab the box along with whatever fell out of it, and book it to the throne room

    give the object a good once-over on the way
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:17 No.33613820
    So, we have to launch the attack, Pinkie hiding in wait, and mask him think that he defeated us, try to trick him into restoring Raisin so torture her, then when he does that, have Pinkie come from behind and place the crown bit on his head?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:17 No.33613822
    >>33613798
    This Tezel guy does seem quite welcoming.
    Let's go!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:18 No.33613833
    >>33613798


    WHY, WHY WHY WHY
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:18 No.33613843
    >>33613798
    >90% sure that it is a piece of the crown

    Shake the box. If there isn't anything rattling around in it then let's do what we should have done at the start of the quest and break the phonograph.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:19 No.33613855
    >>33613798

    Are you fucking shitting me?

    Jr, after this is over, you're going to need to tell us what the good end was, because fuck if I can figure it out.

    Do >>33613820, to the best of our ability.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:19 No.33613859
    >>33613798
    Fuck, I have no idea. Whatever, lets grab up all of our stuff, get a rock from Raisin, and sneak up and peek into the throne room. Chances are we just lost our chance to run in and do whatever we were supposed to.

    Do we have any elixer left?
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 01/25/12(Wed)03:19 No.33613864
    If we are assaulting the Throne room, we need to do a multi-pronged attack.

    I'd suggest AB launch a rock at it as the initial strike, then have Scoots and Sweetie cause a distraction to keep the king's attention away from the phonograph.

    I'm betting on the phonograph falling casing the control spell to stutter, which gives us an opportunity.

    While the kind is distracted, we get pinkie to run in and destroy the music box.

    Then... well, we pray the spell wears off fast enough for all the unicorns to help us before we get killed.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:20 No.33613872
    Next thread has moved on, Fellow Stalkers.


    >>33611013
    >>33611013
    >>33611013
    >>33611013
    >>33611013
    >>33611013
    >>33611013
    >>33611013
    >>33611013
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:20 No.33613876
    >>33613843

    IT'S GOT TO BE DISGUISED.

    TELL PINKIE TO GO THROUGH WITH >>33613820 AND PLACE THE GRANITE CHIP WHERE THE GOLD CROWN IS MISSING A PIECE.
    >> FaceIessJr !derpv/fTOE 01/25/12(Wed)03:21 No.33613887
    >>33613872
    Alright, this sounds like a good idea. I'll warn you guys; this next action is serious shit. Take a good look around, gentlemen, then choose your action wisely.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:21 No.33613890
    >>33613864

    I vote for this action.

    Have everyone except Sweetie and Strawberry chug some elixir and chase it with jelly.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:25 No.33613946
    >>33613887
    Push the piece of rock against Raisin and hope it revives her.

    Tell Pinkie Pie wait for us to shoot the phonograph with a rock, then take the piece of granite and climb up King Tezel then jamb the rock into the place where his crown is missing a prong.



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