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>>33599552
>Don't post it

The fuck did you smoke Dusty

WHICH PONY GOES FAST

>>33599589
Fluttershy.

>>33599589
YELLOW QUIET

>>33599589
The orange one

>rape

>>33599571
>Yellow Quiet

>that feel when you will never cuddle with poni

Reality is incredibly disappointing.

I propose we post music in this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k700R5I5lQ

>>33599604
>>33599608
>>33599616
SHAZBOT!

>turns out Anivia is the favourite champion of Sethisto as well
>uninstall Leauge of Legends forever

>>33599632
I AM THE GREATEST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_hdmt4vpBo

TOSS is still streaming drawing

http://www.livestream.com/ticktocktoss

>>33599574
Pic related
Sexiest pone

>>33599552
Octavia is a really pretty pony

>>33599628

;_; ;_;

ALSO: Your poni needs to be walked every now and then.
-MGT

>>33599651
Lol no.

>>33599651
All ponies look the same.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkAvVqjbUG8

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>33599651
>sexiest pone
>not Celestia
Nope.

>>33599656
No she doesnt, shes just fine staying in all day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atKUCxXanXA

>>33599673
Now that's an HD gif

>>33599631
I'm listening to this right now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zCA28RTj0o

>>33599685
pony will gain weight without exercise

>>33599672
>You will never snort shaved Pinkie Pie of your lover

ITT we talk shit about your waifu

>”Oh, YES!” Celestia moans out as you cuddle with her, pressing your dexterous fingers against her spine
>You cuddle her tightly to your chest, her large pony heart pounding against her ribcage
>She hisses with delight as you bury your face in her neck, breathing in the smell of the summer sky
>Rubbing her belly in small circles you whisper in her ear to tell you how much she likes your cuddling
>”Ah! You’re the best cuddler human!” Celestia’s horn shimmered, tingling sensations running from her warm soft pelted body to yours
>”Take me, make me your filthy cuddleslut!” She cries, Her ethereal tail wrapping around your clothed midsection
>You wrap her in a big bear hug, her body tensing against you bring a hand up to scratch behind her ear and around the base of her horn, suddenly going limp as you massage her neck
>You lay there and spoon with Celestia in her royal bedchamber, her flank pressed against your side

Celestia is the biggest cuddleslut.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHCDN7Gr3KU

>>33599651
I meant of the main six.

>>33599698
And I just left the game, damn you..

>>33599552
It looks like there's poop near her hoof in the thumbnail.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRRl5XQXfTI

>>33599654
>dat smirk

>>33599712
You talkin' shit about my waifu?

>>33599710
Its fine, she doesnt eat all that much. Shes just fine

>>33599710
But i don't despite sitting around all day and eating really unhealthily.

>>33599673
HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAz3J_5ZxS0

>>33599745

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik--d9Nhcb8

>>33599713
>cuddlefiction

I am disturbed....but intrigued

>>33599673
Apple ponies are cutest ponies.

>>33599713
I would cuddle Celestia all night.

>>33599713
oh yea. that's the stuff

>>33599713

now this is more like it

I need more cuddleslut material

>>33599783
SON OF A BITCH I CANT TAKE IT!
WITH MY LAST BREATH I CURSE KLONDIKE.

>>33599712
Don't talk shit about my waifu

http://prillalar.com/drabbles/

Use ponies for the characters, rest is all yours. Gogogo.

>>33599623
>After arriving back home, Fluttershy decides to 'visit'.
>Approaches front window.
>Looks inside, only to be startled by a strange doll staring back at her.
>A creepy voice deeper in the darkness of the house emerges as the strange doll vanishes into the gloom.
>"I fouuuundd yoooouuuu"
>Fluttershy never knew she could fly home so fast.
>She felt like something was chasing her the entire way.
>She gets into bed, intent to forget the whole thing.
>She is woken by a tapping on her window.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al_4PZb7hEA

obsessive pinkie pie girl shut her account but has this
http://www.youtube.com/user/DustyRangerCartoon

post angry sex
now

>>33599814
>rape

>>33599713
I can fap to this.

Request ApplejackxSpike cuddlefiction, Spikes first time cuddling. Twilight works too.

>>33599764

>>33599713
>cuddleslut
>not cuddlebuddy

nope

>>33599821
Jesus christ

>>33599828

No, fuck sex.

>>33599830
>parental incest rape

>>33599814
Celestia has a REALLY tiny mouth for an animal her size

>>33599838
>AJxSpike

Thats a bad ship and you should feel bad.

>>>/co/33599374
>>>/co/33599380

you frown as a strange silence descends; you notice that pinkie has fallen to sleep right there on the couch, poofy mane rising and falling with each breath

quietly, you steal upstairs into her bedroom, pull the covers away from the bed, and return to carefully drape them over her, nimble fingers tucking her in

as you leave - after gently but firmly shoving her weird pet alligator (crocodile?) into his tank, the Equestrian night and the soft light of the moon is all you are left with

you could have sworn she mumbled your name under her breath

you're secretly glad she's happy

>>33599839
It's two pixels wider

>>33599786
>>33599788
>>33599802
>>33599778
If you bonered I win. If you didn't, that's cool too.

>>33599821
He's eating her!

>>33599806
>scratch
>your waifu
pick one

>>33599842
If you cuddle others indiscriminately, you are a cuddleslut

>>33599786
Why did she answer the question as if he said "Why is you plot amazing?"

>tell myself i wont play LoL or visit mlpgs today
>so i can try to get shit done

well i lasted 6hrs. i tried.

>>33599713
I like this.

>>33599886
How amusing. I've called my cat a cuddleslut for years, I didn't know other people used that term.

>>33599870
And almost half the file size.
So what?

>>33599875
It makes me want to hug something, but no boner

>>33599838
>ApplejackxSpike cuddlefiction, Spikes first time cuddling.

that's reta-

...actually...

>>33599867
>Implying

>>33599869

I can't handle this ;_;

>>33599897
Nurgle pony needs a tissue

>>33599870

well yeah, its a screencap from a larger image.

>>33599809
It was Christmas Eve. DressPone sat BUCK IN A BARN, sipping FABULOUS eggnog.

She looked at the FABULOUS DRESS hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Applepone had hung it there, just before they looked at each other BUCK and then fell into each other's arms and BUCKED each other's FLANK.

If only I hadn't been so FABULOUS, DressPone thought, pouring a FABULOUS amount of rum into her eggnog. Then Applepone might not have got so FABULOUS and left me all alone at Christmas time. She wiped away a FABULOUS tear and held her HAUNCH in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a FABULOUS voice lifted BUCK up in song.


I'm dreaming of a FABULOUS Christmas

Just LIKE A PONE STITCHING A DRESS


DressPone ran to the door. It was Applepone, looking FABULOUS all over with snow.

"I missed you BUCK," Applepone said. "And I wanted to BUCK your FLANK again."

DressPone hugged Applepone and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Applepone said.

"I think so too," DressPone said and they BUCKED each other's FLANK until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted PONE HOOF and lived BUCK until DressPone got drunk again.

>>33599897
Pinkie is disappointed in you anon.

>>33599875
i can't boner to ponies like some people. but that was well refreshing

>>33599875

I prefer it all to be non-sexual, but it was okay.

>>33599881
should have given him a cookie

>>33599713

I would Celestia

>>33599881
This is exactly what came to mind.

>>33599950

>>33599869
you're killing me ;_;

>>33599958

i find cute pony snouts cute and amusing

>>33599909
My dog is a cuddle rapist then.

>>33599958
>When you're not watching ponies, they get really lonely

>>33599828

>And then Stalkershy was stalked.
I ran out of shit.
Like, I had so much shit. Suddenly, it was gone.

I want a Fluttershy fetish made out a giant horse tranquilizer tablet.

Fuck this shit I'm going to bed.
Not even Luna can stop me.

where is the sex damnit

>>33599992
>That human cuddle rapist that is sent to pony jail and just hugs the shit out of all the toughest pony cons

>>33599993
no...

>>33599809

A Dress In Time

On an amusing and warm morning, Twilight sat on the bed. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her lips ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Rarity to love someone with an arousing hoof?

Mysteriously, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a slushy cold magic, all on a summer's day. I wish my Rarity would fuck me, in her own beautiful way..."

"Do you?" Rarity sat down beside Twilight and put her hand on Twilight's horn. "I think that could be arranged."

Twilight gasped arousingly. "But what about my arousing hoof?"

"I like it," Rarity said amusingly. "I think it's wet."

They came together and their kiss was like tears in rain.

"I love you," Twilight said huskily.

"I love you too," Rarity replied and fucked her.

They bought a pony, moved in together, and lived ingeniously ever after.

>>33600027
In your butt.

>>33599809
To Abruptly Fuck

Spike and Rarity were celebrating a sad Valentine's Day together. Spike had cooked a beige dinner and they ate in the library by candlelight.

"My darling," Rarity said, stroking Spike's tail, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Spike. "It is but an angry token of my biased love."

Spike opened the box. Inside was a cheerful horsecock! He gazed at it slowly. Then he gazed at Rarity slowly. "It's happy," Spike said. "Come here and let me fuck you."

Just then, a horny crone sprang out of hiding and cackled with diamonds. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a dirty voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Rarity read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other sadly as the crone cackled some more. Spike's mane began to tremble. Then Rarity shrugged, pulled out a gem, and hit the crone on her scale. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Spike said and kissed Rarity tenderly. "This is an uncouth Valentine's Day!"

They easily burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they fucked each other all night long.
Now I can write my own clopfiction!
This shit made me laugh

Scootanon, I'm going to bed, here's something that might be helpful: http://mmounity.ru/showthread.php?486-English-Instructions-How-to-set-up-the-game-FAQ
Keep on trying, man.

>>33600027

Could we have just one innocent thread for once? You know there's tons of places to go for MLP porn.

>>33600041
>>33600043
Grats, you two are the new RS, go and write a shitload of fics now.

>>33600065
Can we just have one thread that's all porn, and none of this childish "clean" ponychan bullshit?

>>33600038
My dog is insane and will attempt to climb onto peoples heads in an effort to lick the inside of their mouths and ears.

>>33600085
You funny guy, I kill you last.

>>33600085

No.

what would Twilight smell like?

>>33600126
Grapes and books.

Hello, fellow bronies. How is your evening?

you are now the cuddleslut

who is your first victim?

>>33600126
grapes, books and magic

>>33600144

>implying

>>33600126
The raspberry-scented shampoo she uses.

>>33600146
Anonymous.

>>33600056
>>33600056
thanks man, not giving up now.

>>33600126
Books. And lavender.

>Requests

>>33600105
Sounds like someones dog has domination issues.

>>33599698

>>33600144

>>33600170
I request you kill yourself.

>>33600081

Testing trip, though I don't plan on using it that much.

>>33600172
It may also piss on you while attempting that.

>>33600170

swagnig pony x staplepone

>>33600170

Sparkler gets painfully raped by all of MLPG

>>33600227
filtered forever

>>33600233
THIS

>>33600170

Spike discovering Twilights secret buttplug collection

>>33600228
Just out of curiosity: Is it a small dog, male or female?

>>33599639
Anivia is my favorite Champion as well.
Fuck.
SO HOW BOUT DEM PONES

>>33600170
Coke pony.

In green glass.
Not short hair. Long. Blonde. With an AMERICAN FLAG. Because SHE LOVES AMERICA. THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

>>33600227
before i instantly rage and hate you i will give you a chance. what do you do around here?

>>33600256
Why do you want to know?

>>33600136
>>33600148
>>33600156
>>33600164

>>33600254
>and then spike was a buttplug end

YOU KNOW IT'LL END THAT WAY

>>33600240
Meh, I usually only post anon. Only plan on using it for when I actually post things I draw. >>33600267
Well I guess I draw, but I'm not that good.

>>33599838
>”Uh, Applejack? Is this okay?” Spike took Applejack into his arms, the feeling of a hard day’s work for her just melting away
>”T-that’s it sugarcube. Now, try using them claws of yours- gently though.” Spike started to scratch her back, alternating the clawed tips of his fingers with the smooth gem like scales of the back of his hand
>”Mpf! Spike that sure does feel wonderful.” Applejack let out a tiny “Eep!” as Spike started to scratch gently through her mane, scratching softly at the base of her neck
>Spike pressed his face against the dusty body of the orange mare, her silken coat sliding against his snout
>Applejack gasped, her body instinctively pressing against him as they both lay back into the haypile on which they cuddled
>Her back legs wrapped around his tail, he brought it up to rub in big swipes across her smooth belly
>Applejacks spine arched with pleasure, the fiery belly of the dragon heating her back and the long tail wriggling against her belly giving her unimaginable comfort
>Spike and Applejack stayed cuddled up together, Applejack murmuring to Spike as he slid his tail over hers
>”You dragons sure are quick learners. Tell Twi thanks for sending you my way.”

>>33600269
Indulge me.

>>33599647
I love that song.

>>33600307
Fuck off chad.

>>33600146

>>33600308
Streamin tonight?

>>33600308
I love younon-sexually

>>33599639
my favorite champion is league of legends is a terrible game

>>33599930
>>33599988

the next morning, you come to understand why pinkie pie's parties are legendary: it seems as though last night's shindig is the talk of the whole town. gossip, rumour, hearsay, good times had with friends - so intangible, but you can tell it means a lot to these ponies.

you later stammer out a thank-you to pinkie over a fresh batch of jam tarts - you can tell from her genuine, flour-streaked smile that it is most appreciated.

the sleep-talk from last night slips from your mind as pinkie insists you take the first of her fresh batch

and then falls over laughing as the lava-hot jam burns the roof of your mouth

your agonised flailing on two legs sends her into hysterics

>>33600291

Okie-dokie-lokie

>>33600294

my heart
im dying metals

>>33600294
>Apple pone

yes fucks yes

>>33600325
In about 20 minutes, sure.
>>33600338
The feeling is mutual.

>>33600291
post some draws then so that i may judge you. i will not be gentle.

fluttershy is a very bad actress

>>33600343

Go on ;_;

>>33600365
I am a cyborg from the future sent to kill those with heart defects.

The super-race of the stronghearted will be! KLAATU FERATA NEEPTO

>>33600307
Small and female then if you must know.

>Done with Stalkershy.
Time to smoke some crack and get back to my normal shit.

>>33599809
Rarity paced disturbingly back and forth. Diamond-encrusted dread filled her heart. Twilight Sparkle should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like her to be late. Oh, my marshmallow love, Rarity thought. Where could you be?

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Twilight Sparkle had been taken hostage by The Hat, a supervillain who had the city in a state of plank terror. Rarity fainted dead away, as though it was a lesbian fanfiction written by an anonymous user on the 4chan image board.

When she came to, there was a bump on her pants and the diamond-encrusted dread had returned. "Twilight Sparkle, my happy honey bunny," she cried out menancingly. "What is The Hat doing to you?" Probably torturing her, laughing arubtly as he sexed her in the marshmallow.

I'm enjoying this too much.

>>33600081
The Alligator Princess

PART 1

Pinkie was walking through an iridescent meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around her head when she spied a smooth little alligator lying under a tree.

Pinkie skipped over to see the dear thing and was warm to find that she was hurt! A cupcake had pierced her beautiful little hoof and she whimpered huskily with the pain.

"My wet little friend," Pinkie said. "Let me help you!" She took out her Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the cupcake, as hungrily as she could. The alligator cried out and Pinkie's heart ached, like Skittles on a cupcake. "You'll be all right," Pinkie whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Rainbow Dash and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Rainbow Dash up in her arms, Pinkie carried her home and made a bed for her beside her own. For seven days and seven nights, Pinkie nursed Rainbow Dash, cleaning her hoof and feeding her Rainbow-brand alligator chow.

On the eighth night, Rainbow Dash climbed into bed with Pinkie. She burrowed under the covers and arousingly clopped Pinkie's pussy. It made Pinkie giggle and she cuddled close to Rainbow Dash, stroking her mane and singing desperately to her.

>>33600343

aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

this is tearing me apart

;_;

continue

>>33600401

and a very bad dragon

>>33600413

yeah yeah whatever
think you can melt a few hearts with some flarity?

Thread is asleep, post pones

>>33600398
I drew this.

Like I said, not that good. I'm trying to get better.

what does pone butt feel like?

>>33600452


They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Pinkie hurried home so she could curl up with Rainbow Dash. It gave her an aroused feeling whenever Rainbow Dash clopped her pussy.

Then one night, Rainbow Dash looked up at Pinkie and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a slick princess."

Pinkie screamed contentedly, she was so surprised. How could an alligator talk? She must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Rainbow Dash said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Pinkie said and kissed Rainbow Dash on her mane. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a slick princess! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Princess Rainbow Dash," she said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Pinkie said.

"See?" Rainbow Dash said and showed Pinkie the scar from the cupcake on her hoof. Then she kissed Pinkie and they tumbled on the bed and did a lot of very haunting things, some of them involving a delicious dildo.

"I love you," Rainbow Dash said when they were done. Pinkie clasped her close and they lived together happily ever after on all the princess treasure Rainbow Dash had stashed away.

And if Rainbow Dash didn't know about Pinkie's visits to the alligator sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt her.

guys help. i am starting to develop a strong dragon girl fetish. what should i do i dont want to end up turning into a sethistonanaki furry dinofag.

>>33600479
dangerous

>>33600498
play videogames

>>33600452
>>33600485
>aligator rapes pinkie.txt
no
no stop

>>33600498
one dose of .50 cal aspirin

>>33600436
>>33600315
>>33600307
Well?

>>33600510

At least derpy can get a job in demolition when she is inevitably fired from wherever she actually works in ponyville

guys
normal human porn
or
pony porn

decide for me

>>33600498
Just masturbate and get back to whatever you were doing. You can have a fetish without being a faggot about it.

>>33600463
I don't know what the fl in flarity is.

>>33600560
Pone

>>33600545
is this yours?

>>33600560
pony porn

>>33600529
thanks juice. you always have the answer.

>>33600560
Why are you asking this in an MLP thread?

>>33600563

This horse thread need to take a field trip to the glue factory.

>>33600498
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

also seth and nanaki are furfags. peasants.

>>33600510
>I will never know the feel of a pony ass
>mfw

>>33600498

shut up, new dino-fag

>>33600560

NHP

>>33600560

human poni

>>33600585
Its White diamonds.

>>33600560
pony

>>33600560
Pony porn of course.

>>33600560
erotic literature

>>33600585

No, I am not a darkened Apple Bloom, sorry.

>>33600592
Oh, Background pone. I'll do my best.

Just kidding, I like Fluttershy.

>>33600560

human on pony

DRAW GUYS; HOW DOES IT FEEL LIKE TO USE ALL YOU TALENT DRAWING PONIES?

Also, anyone got the gif of AJ sweating?

guys I'm sorry, I'm leaving mlp for Level Up

>>33600560

Do you even have to ask?

>>33600403
>>33600454

i'm out; sorry bro

i enjoy writing these, but there's only so much cute to wring out of a pinkie pie party cutefic

not bad for being put together on the fly, though

(yes i'm the author, pinkie promise)

Guys. I'm slowly corrupting my stepmother with ponies.

>>33600681

I believe people draw what they enjoy, so it's not a problem for them.

>>33600598
T-The TEMPTATIONS!

>>33600563
>calling it flarity
>not calling it rarishy

do you even watch the show

>>33600685
>Level Up
explain what this thing it

>>33600718
i just watched this movie the other day
it was weird as fuck

>>33600681

FEELS GOOD MAN

>>33600674
>Human on pony

fuck you ima post it anyways

>>33600705
I corrupted my sister, man. Feels good.

>>33600560
Have the best of both and look at AnonXPone clopfics or art.

>>33600707
most people do

>>33600728
Its like big bang theory for kids.
US GAMERS GUISE!

>>33600728
Crappy live action show on Cartoon Network.

He was joking.

>>33600724
You want to switch up the ship names alot. Flarity stands out quite well from the rest.

>>33600701

Thanks anyway, bro, I enjoy good >feels.

>>33600740
What the fuck is wrong with, everything?

>>33600724
>Not calling it a disgusting sin against our God and Lord, the Baby Jesus Christ, Superstar of Bethlehem

>>33600761
It's much less recognizable as a ship name though.

>>33600701
thank you for the >feels

>>33600783
0/10
Try harder fake scootanon.

>>33600796
Thats a good thing.

>>33600741
i rike it
i don't think the rear legs are quite right, and the body itself is a little pointy
face looks p good
why so sketchy bro?

more practice for yew

>>33600741
fuck you nigger you already posted that shit. you have to post something new. its the law.

>>33600796
Dunno. I recognized it right off. Maybe you're just slow?

>>33600783
>scootaloo
>not sweetie bell

>>33600801
Theres that whole Fake Scootanon thing again.

>>33600740
i can count the number of good, drawn humanxpony porn I've seen on one hand

without using any of the fingers

i should draw some.

QUICK

WHAT ARE YOUR FIVE FAVORITE EPISODES

>>33600740
good thing that's anatomically correct, otherwise it might have upset me

>>33600740

>>33600822
FINE

>>33600837
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW

>>33600837
Shit I dont know
Last round up
Sister hoovesocial.

>>33600828
>Propagating shit posting memes
>2012

>>33600837
GIYC
DaPS
Last Roundup
Po1
Sonic Rainboom

I really like this smile

>>33600840
Too bad Applejack is way out of scale.

>>33600398
>>33600477
You gonna judge, or what?

I was actually looking forward to the feedback.

>>33600822
>posting new stuff

>>33600837

OWLS WELL
MASKED MARE
FEELING PINKIE KEEN
MARE IN THE MOON PART 1
DISCORD PART 2

>>33600837

OHFUCKOHFUCK I CAN'T JUST TELL YOU LIKE THAT I MEAN I NEED TO THINK

>>33600837
A Dog and Pony Show
Party of One
The Last Roundup
Lesson Zero
Bridle Gossip

Not in that order

>>33600837
Suited for Success
Dog and a Pony Show
The Last Roundup
Friendship Is Magic - Part 2: Elements of Harmony
Sweet and Elite

>>33600837
Sonic Rainboom, Cutie Mark Chronicles, EoH 1-2, Dragonshy

Can't beat that season 1.
Those were the good old days, back when Derpy didn't talk ;_;

>>33600694
oh dear
okay, this image made me decide

>>33600884
is it ok if i hate those acronyms

>>33600932
um
why

>>33600932
I can actually recognize all of them for once.

>>33600837
OH FUCK, UH

PARTY OF ONE
LESSON ZERO
UH...
PARTY OF ONE
AND BOTH RETURN OF HARMONY EPISODES.

A Slushy Day To Fuck

Fluttershy stepped arousingly out into the generous sunshine, and admired Rainbow Dash's slit. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a wet sight."

Rainbow Dash climbed off the pillow and walked pleadingly across the grass to greet her lover. Fluttershy patted Rainbow Dash on the hoof and then tried to fuck her greedily, but without success.

"That's all right," Rainbow Dash said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not incandescent," Fluttershy. "Not as incandescent as the time we fucked on the bed."

Rainbow Dash nodded hotly. "We were loving back in those days."

"Our manes were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Fluttershy said. "Everything seems flavorful and gaping when you're young."

"Of course," Rainbow Dash said. "But now we're beautiful, we can still have fun. If we go about it magically."

"Magically?" Fluttershy said . "But how?"

"With this," Rainbow Dash said and held out a soft blanket. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to fuck."

Fluttershy swallowed the blanket at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to fuck magically. They fucked like a celestial joker laughing to himself in secret. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

>>33600932
I hate them too, but shut up or something dinowhatever.

>>33600932
By the way thank you for reminding me how good the Akira soundtrack is.

>>33600929
I know, right? I love the juxtaposition of the sock and tentacle stripes.

>>33600837
Lesson Zero
Last Roundup
Applebuck Season
Sonic Rainboom
The Show Stoppers

>>33600837
dragonshy
applebuck season
sonic rainboom
the last roundup
hearth's warming eve

my opinions = yours

>>33600830
>>33600783
hey wannabe, real scootanon here.

you need to be like 200% more pedophile. keep triying though, and stop with that bible thing, that book is shit. your only god now is celestias rock hard horsecock

Question: when drawing futa coke pone should the jizz be like a thick brown syrup or should it be some kind of fizz foam bubbles.

>>33600921
>>33600928
>liking either of the first two episodes

>>33600705
"Do you like my tail anon?" Rarity says with an almost deliberately alluring wiggle of her behind. You gulp as the wiggle plays on your conscious, your brain teasing you with thoughts that you know are immoral and obscene, but feel so right.

"Yes... it looks lovely, Rarity." You say with a slight stutter. Your attempts to hide your arousal are futile, as Rarity's playful frown and smirk state. You gulp again, Rarity stands there giving you a slightly sarcastic wink.

"I thought you might. I had it permed just for you, anon." she says with a tuneful giggle. "I wanted to look good for tonight, Pinkie's party will be something special, won't it? Her words hit you like a hammer... what did she say? She did this just for you? When your mind was running away with thoughts of things that could not be before, now it's positively racing with ideas. Ideas you'd never thought you'd have, especially not with the beauty that is Rarity. "If you'll excuse me." she says with a grin. "I must go dress for the party. See you later, handsome."

She gives you a wistful stare as she excuses herself, her flank wiggling suggestively as the door closes behind her. The party cannot come soon enough, you think.

>>33600983
you're very welcome

>>33600907
>FEELING PINKIE KEEN

What's everyone's problem with this episode?


I liked it.

Derpy speaking used to be on my list of things I didn't think the show would ever do, along with the valentine's day episode and the wedding plot as well as pretty much everything in Lesson Zero as well as the potential innuendos of Cherry Jubilee and the possible cuckold joke with Mr. Cake.

So what are some things you don't think the show will do? Either edge cases you think are just unlikely or things you're certain of.

>>33601000
Holy shit man, dat contrast.

>>33600932
>not knowing all the acronyms for every episode and loving to use them every chance you get
sure is brony in here

>>33600998
have you found the guy
who will draw you that complex bg you wanted?

>>33601004
The former, of course, unless the freshmaker is involved.

>>33601004
the jizz would be identical to what happens when you put mentos in a diet coke bottle

>>33601009
But Rarity, Applejack is the best pony.

>>33601030
i know right? too little.

>>33601029

CMC never gonna get their cutie marks. I'm about 80% sure of that.

>>33601006
>not liking at least part 2
>STOPPING ETERNAL DARKNESS
>RARITY KICKS A MANTICORE IN THE FACE
>GIGGLE AT THE GHOSTIE
>FAAABULOUS SEA SERPENT

>>33601026
It was good.

>>33601026
oh crap i forgot to put that on my top 5 fuck i loved that ep

>>33600849
such an exotic breed, truly the ultimate game

>>33601034
i haven't looked into that for some time. one anon was offering but he kept being online when i wasn't and i just gave up

>>33601026

I see what you trying to do nigger.

>>33601006
I liked the first episode
what now fucker

>>33601029
Humans.

>>33600975
>They fucked like a celestial joker laughing to himself in secret

>>33601029

They're never going to explain where babies come from. They'll acknowledge there are babies, and that birth happens (without really explaining the mechanics of pregnancy), but you're never hearing a stork story OR Pony Sex Ed 101.

Furthermore, they're never going to suggest it to the audience with a wink just the adults are meant to catch either.

>>33601029
The CMC won't get their cutie marks.
There will never be a 'dealing with death' episode.
They will never touch homosexuality.
Fluttershy will not get an episode this season.
Humans will never be introduced.

what if pone had a sword

>>33601046
Oh, I agree she's the better waifu, but Rarity is easily the slut of the group, she's definitely fucked her fair share of important cock.

She probably screwed Hoity Toity.

>>33601029
another episode where they go somewhere that isn't ponyville or canterlot or the wild pony west

>>33601085
I was that anon
I have you the link to the DA gallery of the guy didn't I?

>Dinofag liked FPK
Jesus, are you trying to be the worst person in here?

>>33601105
What if __:V____________________________

>>33601054
>CMC getting their cutie marks
>Twilight becoming a princess
>Dash joining the Wonderbolts
>Granny Smith getting a hip replacement
If the cartoon ends without all of these things happening I will be disappoint.

>>33601029

No gay characters. "Dash's little secret" will stay just that.

The VERY CLOSEST I could imagine them getting is either A) Rainbow Dash expressing some sort of "boys are gross" opinion when the others talk about guys, or B) two background females participating in some event loosely suggested to only be for couples.

>>33601069
The intermittent looney tunes gags, Twilight having a science lab, Derpy's eyes returning, a hydra chase.
Easily my fave.

>Judging an episode by the tacked on moral

>>33601114
It was a good episode.

WHERE IS TEX?

>>33601097
They could have an Ed, Edd, n Eddy type episode where they dance around the subject humorously.

I'd love to see Pinkie's take on it before Rarity and Twilight argue over love vs. procreation, then Rainbow Dash comes in talking shit about the stork.

>>33601114
You like Show Stoppers. Your opinions are invalid.

how to find the real scootanon- post gay furry porn and wait to see if he starts fapping or not.

>>33601114
That's impossible. No one here can be worse than you, you autistic piece of shit.

>>33601135
0/10

>>33601105
Then that sandraker would be forcibly ejected from our planet.

>>33601026
Nothing. I loved it.

>>33601114
dude fuck you it was a great episode.
remove the questionable wording of the moral, and it was great. fucking crazy slapstick and ACTUAL PERIL

>>33601105

It should probably drop it, it may hurt itself.

>>33601029

None of the one-off villains are ever coming back. No more Trixie, no more Gilda, no more Discord. Odds are also low we'll get another Luna episode.

>>33601149
>Gay furry porn

>>33601160
i think i'm starting to get why people don't like you, nachos

Season finale: The CMC's ask the mane 6 about "the birds and the bees".

>>33601149
>>33601149
how can you even see if im fapping or not?

>>33601165
SHAZBOT

>>33601101
>No 'dealing with death' episode.
I spit beer.

FPK was a clear hurrrrrrrr propaganda.

>>33601184
you know i'd really like a griffin country episode or whatever. gilda might make an appearance and redeem her bitch self somehow. i don't know

i just want Baltic griffins

>>33601105
THEN THIS

>>33601215
cant go fast

>>33601184
>no more Discord
This is a painful truth to accept.

>>33601215
SHAZBOT

>>33601029

We're never getting "Doctor Whooves". In fact, we're never getting any back-ground character fanon becoming canon beyond the existence of Derpy.

That means no Dinky being Derpy's child and no Derpy delivering the mail, as well as no Lyra x Bon Bon, no Carrot Top being Derpy's friend, none of that.

The best you MIGHT get is they might be careful to leave these things as possible.

>>33601136
THIS IS AN EXCELLENT QUESTION. I HAVE NOT SEEN HIM IN WEEKS.

>>33601199
You didn't get the point while he was almost single-handedly pushing the Mrs. Cake is a cheating ho-bag fanon on Episode Day?

>>33601145
I suddenly want this. I think Applejack would know though. Too bad yellowquiet couldn't chime in.

>>33601130
You know all six of them will become immortal goddesses if any of them do.

>>33601213
Those Scootaloo files you saved actually have a virus encoded in them that lets me spy on you!
HA

>>33601029

Twilight

Is never

Getting

A

Love interest

>>33601239
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygju_QPs9TY

>>33601131
B has already happened of course.

>>33601234
every few weeks i realize this all over again. the pain never lessens.

i guess it makes his one appearance all the sweeter doesn't it?

>>33601029
Celestia and Luna will not interact. Ever.

You liked Discord only because of his VA

>>33601266

You suuuuuuuuuuuuure about that?

>>33601184
Trixie wasn't a villain.

>>33601260
i dont even have a camera, you tard. besides you cant hack shit i got norton bitch.

Streaming The Shawshank Redemption at 8:20 pm.

http://www.livestream.com/tesstime

>>33601287
so?

>>33601271
what the fuck is shazbot?

>>33601244
Good. Doctor Whooves is shit.

>>33601292
>do not underestimate the power of autism.jpg

>>33601287
I liked him because of the discord he caused. Him getting upset at Fluttershy and just giving up was funny. He's a likable character.

>>33601287
What's your point?

>>33601276
>Actually missing Discord.
He was fine as a one of character but bringing him back would just tire him out.
I swear you guys are worse than Trixie fags.

>>33601295
Villain, antagonist, same fucking thing.

>>33601287
i liked discord because of my mind control fetish

his VA was pretty damn good too.

>>33601308
SHAZBOT

>>33601255
>implying she isn't

>>33601256
"Fluttershai? We're tryin' to figure out where foals come from, but everypony says somethin' different. Do you know?"

"Oh... Um... Well, you see.... When a mare and a stallion... I mean, that is... When two ponies love each other very much and... Oh my..."

>>33601266

You know I'd have said that before all this wedding and valentine's day stuff came up, but now that we see the writers apparently aren't afraid to put a little romance and relationships into the show, even just a little, it kind of makes me think they might try it.

It might just be for an episode and it probably won't work out, but I wouldn't call it a definite no any more.

>>33601259
I really want this to happen. Then again, I'm a sucker for super-happy endings where nobody dies and everyone lives happily ever after.

>>33601292
>twilight is standing next to a dude in a crowd
>THEY WANT TO FUCK
it sucks that, somewhere on ponychan, someone actually believes this

>>33601341
STOP SAYING SHAZBOT!

>>33601301
Thats what you get for living in a third world shit hole.

>>33601292

>SLUT

>>33601340
>Discords VA was great.
I agree.
Martin Lawrence did a good job.

>>33601029

One of my big surprises for the season was how they handled Spike/Rarity in Secret of My Excess. That was really well-handled, but I never expected them to do it in the first place.

>>33601362
_______ok

>>33601346
Romance? What romance?

Mrs Cake and Mr Cake were canonically together, so it's not really romance.

>>33601343

>>33601287
Nope, I've never seen a single episode of Star Trek.

>>33601362
WOOHOO!

>>33601333
but that's exactly what i said you dictionary

>>33601362
>most people saying shazbot don't even know what Mork and Mindy is....

>>33601392
The wedding and valentines day episodes he mentioned.

>>33601346
>>33601392
What's this wedding everyone is talking about all of a sudden? Did I miss something?

>>33601406
your a faget

>>33601413
Fuck Robin Williams.

>>33601369
>implying i'd want a camera anyway
also
>look in a mirror
>"hey i look pretty good"
>take a picture
>OH YHVH I AM A MONSTER
>that feel

>>33601352
yeah, but happily FOREVER after isn't very happy

>>33601362
VGN
VGS
VGTG

>>33601378
i'm going to have to second this. it was adorable and not heavy handed

>>33601441
Cameras fucking hate me.

>>33601423
The wedding of Shining Armor and Princess Cadence, another alicorn.

Phew, done the linework, and flats all today, will shade, shine, and add blush later.

>>33601439
...
I hope you die a painful death and burn a thousand years in hell.

>>33601423
A new Alicorn is on the scene called Princess Cadence.

it's kicked up a huge shitstorm with the autistic bronies who want only two Pony sisters, not 3/4/however fucking many there are.

Hasbro wants to sell some more toys, so they need to add new characters to the show.

>>33601471
...Huh?

>>33601473
DAT ASS

>>33601449
VGQ

derpy is a very ugly pony

>>33601413
>that feel when you realize most posters on 4chan are 8 years old

>>33601489
Yeah, I'm sorry, nig. I did not find that show humorous.

i am a liker of the pink pone

>>33600463
>>33600592
>Rarity sat still as a statue, hearing only the sizzle of steam and the breathing of Fluttershy beside her
>Fluttershy stretched her wings slightly, trying to cool herself a little but instead brushing Rarity’s silken neck with her feathers
>”Oh! Oh, I’m sorry Rarity. I didn’t catch your mane, did I?”
>Rarity quivered a little and then slid closer. “Darling, I don’t mind at all. Here, it’s fine to spend some, girl time together.”
>Fluttershy squeaked a little and leaned against her unicorn companion, a new feeling washing over her as Rarity’s flank touched hers
>Rarity brought a hoof around Fluttershy, their tails brushing together and Fluttershy biting her lip so as not to squeak
>”Oh dear darling, has it been that long for you?” Rarity had noticed the shakiness of the pink maned Pegasus
>Fluttershy looked at Rarity, eyes clouded over as rarity massaged her shoulders with her well-manicured hooves. “Since I what?”

>>33601516
>One Piece still going strong

>>33601516
>That feel when MLPG is actually in its target demographics age.

>>33601529
That's because it wasn't.

>>33601516
>that feel when some people haven't seen the show you have so you resort to insults because your autism cannot cope with it

>sleepyhead

>>33601357
tumblr actually

>>33601530
so what did the penis thief look like?

>>33601535
>”Cuddled somepony my dear!” Fluttershy blushed deeply. “Um, well I cuddle my animal friends, but it’s not the most mutual thi-ee!”
>Rarity was manipulating a towel with her magic, wrapping it around Fluttershy’s body and gently rubbing it against the mare’s bright fur
>”Ahn! Haa, that’s… nice.” “Fluttershy was panting the steam from the sauna and the sweat from her body dampening the towel and making it grip her a little tighter
>Rarity, releasing the towel from her magical hold, wrapped Fluttershy in an embrace, nuzzling her cheek against Fluttershy’s as she cooed and panted, coming down from her cloud of fluffy ecstasy into a new one of the sweet marshmallow scented unicorn
>Fluttershy moaned and pressed herself harder against Rarity’s tight hug, feeling her knees shake as the unicorn’s perfect mane fell across her face
>Rarity pressed back, expertly using her tail to caress each of Fluttershy’s four legs and shivering when Fluttershy began to return the favor
>Feeling something else coming on, Fluttershy started gently nuzzling Rarity’s horn, surprising her and making tiny little shocks of magic travel through both of them as they moaned and rubbed against each other
>Exiting the sauna, they saw a nearby colt employed by the spa dashing off, snoutprint still on the door’s window
>Laughing at Fluttershy’s scandalized look Rarity walked towards the changing room
>”It’s fine darling, let him go. Though normally I would have charged!”
>Fluttershy didn’t get the joke

>>33601442
That really isn't the case you know. Its hard to understand but in the method that i will analogize as looking at the sky but not the sun directly you can come to see how eternity isn't a bad thing.

>>33601494
Is there an article on EqD or DH about this? I haven't heard anything about this until now.