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01/24/12(Tue)18:15 No.33597526
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 >Sit on a conveniently manufactured bench in a park
>Some fillies and colts come running up to you, nervous but also excited
>Ask what it's like to be so tall (the pegasi amongst them can't fly yet)
>Chuckle, say it's amazing and that you can see half the world from where you are
>A pegasus filly says she's born with a disorder, crippling her wings for life and she will never fly
>Take pity on her, decide to do something about it
>Later that night, in your house
>Busily using your opposable thumbs and dextrous fingers for something the colourful little folk never could
>Next morning, you find the gang of kids playing in the playground
>Walk up to the pegasus filly
>Tell her you've got a present
>You made her a hang glider
>She's overjoyed, all the kids are in awe
>Walk with her and all the other kids up to the highest hill surrounding Ponyville, the device tucked safely under your arm
>Strap her in and explain thoroughly how to use it
>Tears in her eyes, she kicks off
>Watch her soar, all the kids gasping
>She crashes
>Died
>Remember you got an F- in Arts & Crafts |
