YOU GONNA GET Giraffes

CANT STOP LAUGHING!

all ponies and peoples of all colors and creeds are welcome!

>>33574694
Armor pony is best pony

why is derpy so aderpable

Fluffy pony drank all the bong water. What do I do?

>>33574694
Funny, I love pegasus but I hate Dash and Fluttershy.

http://fim.413chan.net/oatmeal/res/9642.html

Discuss.

>>33574749
Speaking of Derpy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvdW8M2fHo0&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

Anybody interested?

>>33574759
>letting fluffy pony near the bong
Dude, you keep it away from her, and just gently blow smoke into her face.

>>33574749
Because

God dammit I always do that...
Posting it here too I guess:

Just one last reminder.
I'm going to be streaming Fern Gully tomorrow around midnight 4chan standard time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccURwir7C_o

Haven't seen this since I was super little and want to share it with you.

>>33574731
I havent played Starceaft since brood war

>>33574694
i think pegasus girls are the cutest

maybe it's the wings

>>33574749
Derpy is a very destructive pony.

>>33574749
I dont want to be a step dad

But Derpy makes me rethink that life view

>>33574768
>Implying is not the best episode of the show

So are all Pegasus master race, or is it just the ones that can fly? Because I can't call Pegasus that can't fly "master race" personally.

>>33574777
NO.

>>33574768
Its ok AJ, I still like you.

you're not my favorite but I like you

Just saw the last episode...I can't believe they trolled me that hard.
Making Derpy a retard? THEY MADE DERPY A RETARD!! WITH A BOYS VOICE!! AND IT'S YOUR FAULT!
THIS IS WHY!
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
FUCK, SO ANGRY!

>>33574809
That's the only thing it could be because everyone in equestria suffers from chronic full-body sameface.

>>33574815
oop.

I just finished reading My Little Dashie

I cried like a little bitch at the end
FUCK

>>33574875
1/10
Too obvious.

>>33574858
But... rent. Money. Derpy.

Female

>>33574856
Scootaloo is a failure

>>33574887
Are you gay or something?

>>33574887
>ever reading that story
>liking it in any way
you are the brony cancer

>>33574887
YOU'VE POSTED THIS LIKE THREE THREADS ALREADY

>>33574759
Punch her in the stomach until she throws up. For her own good.

>>33574881
>Lyra was never seen again

>>33574856
All pegasi eventually learn to fly.

Hypothetically, the ones that don't are rejected by their mother.

...oh wait, that means Scootaloo...
[spoilers];_;[/spoiler]

>>33574815
>Sit down
>Floor cracks
>Lightly bump support
>It falls

That town hall was a death trap.

anyone know a good image duplicate finder?
HELP PLEASE.

>>33574926
>implying that Scootaloo isn't part of a fucking big family that loves her more than anything

>>33574888

nice trips. I wasn't trolling, I am legitimately angry with how they decided to make Derpy

>>33574856
scoots can fly, but flying is such a mainstream mode of transportation

that's why she invented the "scootaloo personal transporter," or "scooter"

is it a fixie? no, it's so hipster it doesn't even have gears

>>33574923
Thats actually good. That water isnt good. Youre a hero

>>33574768
Oh get the fuck over it AJ, Rarity's supposed to be the drama queen.

At least you got an episode.

>>33574915
>>33574921
To be honest, I think I just became gayer by reading it. I feel like a fucking cunt brony right now. Feels bad, man.

>>33574944
VisiPics. It's free and optional.

>>33574950
>boy's voice

Yeah, no. That's Tabitha St. Germain, Rarity's VA.

>>33574875
>Boy's voice
>Tabitha St. Germaine
>Boy

Okay.

>>33574931
All pony buildings seem to have a tendency to just kind of fall apart...

>>33574948

classic film technique bro, you want to show a broken home? Show a kid that likes to cause mischief (stunts), and NEVER show the family

>>33574931
What can yo expect? The Celestia administration has been in power for over a thousand years! Local government is a joke!

>>33574985
>>33574984
>rarity
>not a man

guess again, cowboys

>>33574984
>>33574985
Tabitha mind

Scene opens as Rainbow Dash is hanging a banner.
Dash gets hit by lightning bolt.
>Audience quivers in anticipation at the potential antics that one of the other mane cast members, probably Pinkie, is doing offscreen.
"Careful Derpy!"
>The members of this audience are stunned for 0.6 seconds. 0.6 seconds that is somehow stretched and contorted into thousands of years.
>The word "Derpy" finally registers in the machinations of the audience's minds as everyone watching starts screaming.
Derpy is shown on a cloud.
>The screaming gets louder; windows start to crack.
...

>>33574971

>>33574924

DECEPTION IS AN INTEGRAL PART OF AN AMBUSH

EAT LEAD, DERP PONY!

>>33575001
What happens when the species has no opposable thumbs

>>33574694
Fluttershy is so pretty in a dress

>>33574984
>Tabitha St. Germain will never mumble like a retard for you in bed

>>33574879
i wouldn't say they suffer

i think it's cute how almost every pony has the same body

the same sexy, shapely body

>>33574931
more like
>rainbow dash punched the nails into the fucking building so hard it causes a shockwave to go through the beams and cause cracks in the foundation
>derpy jump bumped into them causing it to snap.
>gets blamed for it

>>33574950
>being legitimately angry at trivial things
Okay, Yamino

>>33574931
I think that's more to do with mayor skimping money from the construction to her private bank account

>>33575017

"Don't want to do any more damage than you've already done."
>People in the audience lose control of all bodily functions and somehow manage to expel more urine and feces than what was actually in their bodies to begin with.
"I just don't know what went wrong!" Derpy says as she accidentally shocks herself.
>The screaming transforms into an even louder screeching wail like that of a tornado hitting a kazoo factory.
"Yeah, it's a mystery..."
"Nice work Rainbow Dash!"
>Everyone's ears start erupting a blood-like substance that quickly turns to a tar-like color. President Obama suddenly decides to claw his own face off, revealing flesh that is pulsating with irradiated tumors.
Derpy bumps into a support beam. Rainbow Dash tries to catch it as it falls.
>Rainbow Dash is all but forgotten by everyone. Derpy is all that ever was and all that ever will be.
"You okay Rainbow Dash? Anything I can do to help?"
>The audience starts going through physical changes. Limbs sprout in unnatural places. Eyes disappear and are replaced with tendrils. Cysts that glow a never-before-seen hue are erupting.
"No, nothing! In the name of Celestia, just sit there and do nothing!"
Derpy sits down, causing a hole to open in the unstable floor beneath her. She futilely grabs Rainbow Dash as she falls.
>Dark clouds form overhead. The gateways have opened. The creator and destroyer are one and the same. Civilization is destroyed as ten thousand astral demons find corporeal form and annihilate the beings that could once be called human. Within moments after that task is complete, every speck of matter in existence withers into the void.
"Oops, my bad!"

>>33574984
>>33574985

a woman voices Bart Simpson, what's your point?
You are aware that voice actresses can do non-feminine voices, yes?

>>33574944

I use
http://www.softpedia.com/get/File-managers/Duplicate-File-Finder-Brooks.shtml

Simple and effective

>>33574982
> go to type this
> retard google auto turns it into vivisection
NONONONONONONO NOT WHAT I WANTED

>>33574931
Yeah, the town hall was a deathtrap and the mayor was concerned with getting money to fix it... money. What did they need the money for? Why didn't the citizens of Ponyville just get together and fix it, like they do for everything else? I smell a scandal at town hall!

>>33574950

>>33575040

;_;

>>33575061
>revealing flesh that is pulsating with irradiated tumors
He's a ghoul?

>>33575028
I know man, I know.

She doesn't show any disdain or anger over not having an episode. But it's eating her up inside.

>>33574983
If Twilight cast a want it need it spell on her self, how would she know?

>>33575028
Yeah, I'm none to happy about it either, but I'm sure she's happy not having to be in the spotlight, you know?

>>33575074
Why is dash screaming to her? Fucking cunt

>>33575040
>Nicole Oliver will never whisper dirty things in your ear

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaavtbeP2g0

This is Derpy's singing voice

>>33575034

and when their primary construction material is fucking gingerbread and wafflecone.

Even Ron Swanson can't work with that shit.

>>33575069
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=VisiPics
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=VisiPics&l=1

>>33575117
the usual.

she hates all other pegasi for making her look bad by proximity

>>33575007
>>33575007

HMM. Alternatively: her parents are always gone? Latch-key filly? Parents never formally taught her to fly, so she's pretty crappy at it so she uses her scooter instead.

>>33575033
>Der[y stars eating bullets
>Literally
>With a fork and knife

>>33575085
>>33575099
She doesn't know the difference, she's not Pinkie Pie.

>>33575051
>Try to impress rainbow mare
>Get electrocuted
>Destroy building
>Spaghetti everywhere

Isn't My Little Pony a little girls cartoon?

>>33575039
All of these dresses look better than the actual gala ones. Kudos to the artist.

>>33575052

fuck you, I pay my taxes, I can get pissed at what they did to Derpy if I want

>>33575157
I disagree but they are very pretty.

>>33575143
That picture makes Fluttershy look huge. She could probably look you in the eyes at that height.

>fluffy pony tries to eat a lightbulb
>puts it in her mouth
>cant swallow it
>cant get it out
>she spends her whole day wandering around the house trying to get it out
>fluffy pony gets a bright idea
>she ties a one end of a rope around the lightbulb, gets up on a stack of milk cartons and ties the other end to a blade of the ceiling fan
>she jumps off
>her weight snaps the blade off the ceiling fan
>she looks up, lightbulb in mouth, to get a face full of fan blade
>she's knocked unconscious
>this is how you find her
>you have to take her to the vet
>the vet holds down the frightened fluffy pony and dislocates her jaw to take the lightbulb out of her mouth
>fluffy pony is horrified her body could do that

>>33575155
Yeah.

So what?

Are you insinuating girls are dumb or something?

>>33575192
Nah, it's just a pony-sized hitching post.

>>33575201

little girls are pretty stupid, actually

>>33575017
i think at that moment we all entered an alternate dimension designed to displace bronies so we can't contaminate normal spacetime and we are all still there in a simulated reality

>>33575157
I need to disagree with you Jessica, I'm really disappointed with you

quickfic requests?

>>33575155
Why, yes. Yes it it.

>>33575193
Wait wiat wait

Fluffy was smart enough to tie a knot?

Bull

>>33575240
Fluffy pony goes bowling.

>>33575143
Maybe not, but they've got the Voice Actor bond, so there's probably a sorta 'gut feeling' thing going for her.

That's probably why she's so skittish and shit. Constantly feeling like she's being watched, with no idea why.

>>33575240

Rarity making a dress out of her own flesh and organs

>>33575157
I agree in regards to the Fluttershy one.

>>33575155

>>33575240
Fluffy pony is cooked inside a microwave

>>33575240
Fluttershy gets big.

>>33575157
I've been waiting for more ponies in dresses, they're so cute.

>>33575193
>not having fluffy pony accidentally tie the knot around her neck and hang herself
Casual.

>>33575229
>Jessy
>Jessica

mind fucking blown, jesus christ, what is even this

>>33575268
I dislike the random white dots on the Rainbow Dash one, but I love everything about the Fluttershy dress.

>>33575240
Celestia and Luna gangrape Pinkie Pie.

>>33575157
Different design, more time to focus on other areas of the dresses.

Question: Why can't you stream/post regularly in the afternoon/pre-midnight hours? We live in the same time zone yet like its like you wake in the UK when I go to bed.

>>33575240
these requests all suck
give me a pony and a fetish

I just...why couldn't they have left Derpy as a background character? You can still give her character development without ruining it by make her retarded.
Show her with Dinky, show her delivering mail and receiving muffins, just...don't do what they did.
I'm a fan of the show, and this episode made me feel bad for that. Not because the fandom affected it, but because we affected it in a bad way

>>33575305
party inside pinkie?

pegasus mares are the hottest

exhibit a

>>33575305
do they bring some guards?

2 alicorn princesses a gang does not make

>>33575266

>>33575317
pinkie pie and cbt

>>33575317
This one.
>>33575287

Derpy is a very hot pony.

>>33575074
Oh god, dem faces.

It looks so much worse without sound.

>>33575318
>implying Dinky is even her daughter and not just a shitty piece of fanon

>>33575363
yes

>>33575317
Fluttershy. And her human fetish.
catastrophically fails at using pick up lines on you

smile smile smile

>>33575334
They're alicorns. They don't need anyone else.

>>33575317
Rarity shrinks to the size of an ant

>>33575298
I didn't think it was that difficult to figure out.
>>33575311
I'm a busy person.

>>33575363
In every hole.

>>33575074
why do you have to be so mean rainbow dash

can't you see that derpy loves you

>>33575334
What if they use their horns?

Pone is my favorite pone

>>33575363
No

>>33575353
And, here's a long shot, so her left eye is her good eye?

>>33575318
>Retarded

Being unlucky/clumsy and having a dumb sounding voice does not a mental illness make.

>>33575408
fucking casual

>>33575362

whatever, bad example, but my point stands

>>33575351
Hot like Maxum?

Or hot like summer?

>>33575381
this

>>33575390
Fair enough, just wish I could watch more streams of you drawing or w/e. Except for that Skype call a bit before, nothing interests me.

>>33575424

doesn't exactly help the case against though, does it?

>>33575427
How about your casualness orbits my dick?

>>33575448
u jelly that we get all of jessy's attention in our awesome skype paradise?

leth reads us bed time stories

>>33575317
Pinkie & inflation

>>33575420
I guess so!
I always liked the idea that it was just one eye that was derped.

>1am
>analytical chem at 8 am
>havent done the prelab work for it
why do i do this to myself?

>>33575457
There's tons of dull witted characters out there that make pratfalls. Derpy's one of them.

Next to none of them are supposed to be mentally challenged.

>>33575381
>Did you fall from heaven?
>Cause you dont have wing. Oh, not to imply that if you did have wing you would anyway, I'm just not very good at this and you're so attractive and I thought I might compliment you by implying you fell from a magical place in the clouds.

>>33575492

you work best under pressure?

>>33575489

>>33575472
I didn't even hear Jessy that much or Leth at all for that matter. Just the guy that was hosting the call or streaming it. Also everyone else was coming in horribly muffled or super loud.

>>33575514
UGLIEST
PONY
EVER

Hey guys, what's going on he- oh nevermind.

>>33575492
I don't know, but if you start now you can finish and still have a chance at 4 hours of sleep. Get the fuck off MLPG and do your goddamn work.

>>33575492
Majoring in Chemistry? Because you're a masochist, obviously.

>>33575363
... Oh god I just realised someone would misexplain what 'to fuck' means to Pinkie because it makes them feel uncomfortable

leading to her using it incorrectly in her sales pitches

"COME ON, KIDS, LET'S GET YOU GOOD AND FUCKED ON CANDY! ROCK HARD CANDY ROCK CANDY IN EVERY MOUTH!"

asked this earlier today, wanted to see what the nighttime crowd thought

how many valentines does each pony receive?

which pony would you give a valentine to?

>>33575529
that's because pacce and roogna keep taking over the calls and being huge fucking dickwads

it's more fun without them

>>33575501
i guess
>>33575533
the stupid thing is i can probably finish it in 30 minutes, im just here.
>>33575535
no im majoring in biochemical engineering because lol parents paying tuition you don't get a choice

Why is muslimshy so adorable /co/?

>>33575545
Pretty sure Pinkie would know.l

>>33575576
Sometimes I wish my parents had forced a choice, I feel really guilty just taking a useless LAS degree.

>>33574887
WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE SOME FORM OF CONTACT WITH HER AFTER THAT?

>>33575545
>Fucked on candy
>Party Pony
>Rave
>Ecstasy

Pinkie Pie is a dealer.

>>33575589

because a religion that systematically dis-empowers women is adorable?

>>33575589
I miss Ottanta.

>>33575576
Right, so go fucking finish it in 30 minutes instead of talking to us.

Scoot.

>>33575546
Here in my country "Valentine's day" is known as the "day of love and friendship", So I would give a valentine to all the ponies

>>33575551
I would have read some stories (admittedly not well, but no one else was either) if no one wanted to, but parents and siblings factor into that.

>>33575589
Not that adorable

>>33575498

it's the partfalls, plus the voice, compounded by the derped eye. He shenanigans in the past have been tolerable, even enjoyable, because they were the actions of a background pony. But they basically made her on the level of those two idiot ponies that worshiped Trixie

>>33575589
because she knows a woman's place, praise allah

>>33575602
How can someone let they parents force them to something?

>>33575472
>awesome skype paradise
lolno
i can say without a shadow of a doubt that it is as far from paradise as is possible to go

>>33575576
I had my Chem I lab earlier today, and I haven't done any of my homework for my online course yet. What does that have to do with ponies?

>>33575643
Guilt is a goddamn funny thing, soldier.

>>33575589
Why is Dash so brown?

>>33575651
lol u so jelly

>>33575589
The real question is, why is RD a nigger

>>33575632
>Derpy
>Snips and Snails level
>Unlucky
>Versus
>Intentionally woke a sleeping giant bear monster

>>33575529
Could you hear me?

>>33575620
I thought thats what it means everywhere

>>33575619
YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD okayi l go do it

>>33575643
Money

>>33575614
He never went anywhere though?

>>33575576
Should have talked them into letting you do biochem. Good god those labs were a joke.

>>33575666
You cant fuck with me satan, I dont feel.

>>33575499

>Um, I mean, there IS a place in the clouds, but that's not what I was referring to... I mean, I heard about this human place and... I just...
>(Oh Fluttershy, why do you have to be so awkward...)
>I... I... Ohhhh!
>Runs away

Fluttershy will never hit on you awkwardly before getting embarrassed and running away before you can say a word

>>33575679
because seven ate nine?

>>33575551
...I've been in three of them.

>>33575546
From most to least valentines received, I'd say:

1. Rarity
2. Rainbow
3-4. Fluttershy and AJ might be even
5.Pinkie
6. Twilight

Hey MLPG, what should I major in college?

http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swf

ROOM:MLP

get in here and draw horse

>>33575694
Yeah, he just migrated to Tumblr, and he mostly does Homestuck now.

Maybe he lurks here at times, I dunno.

>>33575689
GIRLS!
ONE PAAAR-TICK-YOU-LAR GURL!
HOW ABOUT THAT Fllllllluttershy!

>>33575728
assrape

>>33575728
Business

>>33575728
Whatever you do, 'pre-law' in most undergrad programs won't nearly prepare you for what law school is really actually like, so not that.

>>33575685
How can I put this Nicky?

HELL NO.

>can't afford a decent mic
You take your ass over to the nearest Radio Shack and get yourself a $20 mic next time you want to talk in anything.

I once had a heart

>>33575708
Good.
Moe is for losers.

>>33575677
>thinking i would be jelly when i've been there for months
try again bro, and this time, try to remember that the only good people in the calls are the drawfags

>>33575728
ponology with a minor in hoofrican-equestrian studies

>>33575728
Something computer/business related
That's the only thing that makes money in this day and age


Or doctor/lawyer if you want to be boring as fuck

>>33575675
>>33575679
>Doesn't like his humanized to be exciting and varied, every time something new

You are holding back progress.

>chem

boy am I glad I'm a fucking moron

>>33575722
Honestly, after the shit Rainbow's pulled, it's likely she won't get any and will spend the entire episode bitching about it. Twilight might actually get more than Rarity, if only to fulfill the "nerd girl becomes more popular than the popular girl" trope.

>>33574954

>>33575576
>biochemical engineering
Enjoy needing a PhD in order to get a job that isnt terrible. Seriously, you'd have been better off doing mechanical engineering with a minor in biochem. They're on the same level of competition for bioengineering grad school. Which you do need for employment. The jack of all trades approach to undergrad teaching of the field makes it useless.

>>33575761
The funny thing is, I have a $100 mic, but it's useless for anything but recording guitars.

>>33575769
drawfags are exactly that
fags
huge fucking homos

>>33575768
tsundere is much better, eh gilda-chan?

>>33575768
Tsundere is a type of moe, you know.

>>33575530
NOPE

Can Pony achieve Chim?

>>33575810
>excuses

Why are you still here? Get going, now!`

>>33575768
I would take a girl like Gilda and make her putty in my hands.

All though girls just want a even tougher man

>>33575390
Jessica Elwood
is that.. you?

>>33575811
>implying there is anything wrong with being a huge fucking homo in the skype chats

>>33575846
i fucking love dicks bro

This man speaks the truth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWCEtorkkBI

>>33575841
BUT IT'S DARK, COLD AND RAINY OUT and besides, I hate skype. It pisses me off with its pinging and booping and whatnot.

>>33575811
>Huge fucking homos
>/co/

YA DON'T SAY

>>33575835
Only Twilight could
Pinkie already has

>>33575722

that looks like a colonoscopy

>>33575728
Philosophy. Then you can be useless, like me!

>>33575853
Dear lord, isn't penis just the best?

>>33575870
Can AJ achieve chim if she eat/buck all the apples?

>>33575811
that hurt anon.

>>33575855
>clopping

Exorcised my computer's browsing history.

>>33575771
>That feel when it's too late to change your major to ponology.

>>33575876
i really wanna rub breaburns cock and have him spurt precum all over himself before i take him in my mouth and he blows his whole load in seconds

>You'll never get invited to a Skype call
I don't really use Skype anyways, so, feels indiferent man?

>Being one of about 5 white people in the UCLA chemistry classes after that Alexandra Wallace video

God damn idiot north campus girls

>>33575875
... That cuts deep.

>>33575889
Nah, all that would achieve is chubby pone.

anyone like nurse redheart

>>33575684

fuck, it's taking minutes to reload a page for me.
whetever dude, I think they portrayed her as stupid to the point of being borderline retarded, as in mentally deficient. She went from being a character I always looked for to being a character that I dread seeing in less than 5 minutes.
RD is now officially not my least favorite pony.

I hate how my macro/micro fetish has forced me to browse 95% Furfag art to satiate it.

Also giant pone disgusts me

>>33575860
Oh bo ho ho, woe is you. The Burning of Alexandria is nothing now!

Seriously, get something better if you want to make everyone hear the voice that belongs to the King-on-the-collab.

>>33575915

You really have to be an actual moron to get a philosophy degree. Like, really, really fucking stupid.

>ctrl + f
>">rape"
no replies

im disappointed in you, /co/

>>33574749
Derpy and Dinky time!

>using skype and not a proper dedicated voice client like Vent, TS3 or mumble
>2012

The fuck.

>>33575915
I'm speaking from experience here. No one hires a Philosophy major. Especially one who has an English minor.

>>33575923
I forgot about her

>>33575855
this guy is 100% right, i can't fap to any ponies, i just get my lust out of the way with humanizations, i particularly like MS's hidden tumbler.

>>33575855
He probably has a negative opinion which I would agree with; but I refuse to watch a five minute video where a dude talks about people masturbating to cartoon horses.

Also >clop

>>33575845

>>33575819
>Tsundere
Ew.
But she's never TSUN!
Dere all the way, baby!

>>33575953
The sad thing is I have a vent up, but no one uses it.

>>33575947
epar<

am i doin it rite?

>>33575930
>art

try micro/macro fiction instead.

>>33575945
>>33575915
>>33575875

Philosophy degrees aren't worthless

I just hope you like teaching philosophy

>>33575947
/b/unnies must have went to bed.

>>33575923
>Mid bottome pic
>Ah yes, it would appear your nose is suffering from a chronic case of uncute. I'll get some ribbons

>>33575915
>Philosophy major

What in the fuck.
Even fucking Liberal Arts will get you somewhere

>>33575799
thanks for the advice, hmmm.

>>33575978
To be, or not to be anon?

>>33575913
For a moment there I thought you meant UCL, and then I was worried, because my god, letting idiots like that into top-flight universities would be indicative of symptomatic malfunctions in our entire educational system.

>>33575819
what would it feel like to hug gilda

>>33575945
If it helps I'm better at sociology of religious cultures and general religious studies than philosophy.

Law school, you're going to eat me alive.

>>33575957
>, i particularly like MS's hidden tumbler.

You are worst than a ponyfucker.

>>33575947
ye and i know why mlpg lacks >rape tonight but i wont tell you.

>>33575947

how did this happen?!

>>33575876
Not a homo, but I think my cock is pretty awesome. Homosexuals apparently just really like sharing.

>>33575957
>>33575958
So, does anyone in this thread have some huminization for me? I mean-only-umm...if thats okay with you...

>>33575923
i'd buy her

>>33575973
I've tried
It's all the same
"HURR YOU TINY NOW SO I SMASH YOU BECAUSE I'M A BIG ASSHOLE JOCK"

Also, it's always sex in the fiction.
Non-Sex situation are really erotic.

Like having a giant pair of underwear fall on you

>>33575998
To be fair I'm 'Philosophy/Religion.' I'm more in religious studies and sociology/anthropology of religiously defined cultures than anything.

>>33575978
I can be a professional homeless philosopher. I'll have a huge beard and wear a garbage bag. It'll be awesome. Maybe I won't have money, but people from far and wide will come to hear my wisdom as the police mace me for being naked on a playground.

>>33575923
>Fan made art is better quality than actual Hasbro products
>Hasbro could easily make plush toys on par with that kind of quality at little extra cost

>>33575957
>cant fap to pony
>prefer childporn

YOU ARE THE MAN pops

>>33575978
>Only way to make a living is to perpetuate the useless degree

It's like a black hole of potential that you people willingly throw yourselves into.

>>33575957
>fapping to humanized

Ew, that's like fapping with a latex glove. Indirect and unsatisfying.

>>33576058
>studying religion

the term 'definition of insanity' springs to mind

>>33575973
There's one on writing.com's Interactives. It has a couple hundred chapters. However, I can't vouch
for quality. I've made sure to steer clear of it.

>>33576056
Yeah, I kinda prefer stuff like that.

>>33576020
Tell us!

>>33575950
why are her eyes parasprites

>>33575930
Stop trying to start fetishfaggotry, dickweed.

I like how the lightning cloud is incorporated into new art. At least it's better than muffins.

>>33576093
It's not my fault people come up with kooky things to believe in, I just study those people in turn.

>>33575913
Is it really true that the tuition at UCLA is going to triple in the next few years? I keep hearing rumors about that but never any sources.

>>33576064
Burnt out unmedicated Nam vets give the best life advice

>>33576097
Because baby pone eyes.

>>33576085
So, you'd rather fap to pone than humanized?

>>33576013
Fluffy and wonderful for about three seconds, and then searingly painful afterwards as her shock wears off and she claws you.

>>33576121
It's happening everywhere

Season 1 was better.

>>33576013
Like hugging a big fluffy pillow.
That then tears you apart with razor sharp claws.

>>33576014
Chistery, word of advice from someone caught in the gaping jaw of domestic law at the moment - it's not that hard. If you can spin a fact and cite a case, you're safe. It'll all come naturally if you're not an absolute idiot.

>>33576165
Only for one-year-old nostalgia.

>>33576115
>go to gently wake up derpy
>get shocked
>Derpy wakes up to find you on the round, nearly dead
>"GOOD MORNING!"

>>33576058
>religious studies

>>33576120
yeah

how many ways have you come up with saying 'they're scared and they need to believe something that calms them down'

>>33576146
I don't love money enough to work constantly for a job I hate

>>33576132
yes, that was implied.

>>33574694
Earth ponies are the true master race.
Unicorns have spindley wizard hooves and pegasus are too light too be strong enough to fight. Lets see them go up against some hard fighting earth ponies.

>>33576165
>opinions

>>33576165
I have to disagree with you good man, season 2 is, by far, superior to the first season, but I respect your opinnion

does anyone from mlpg actually make any porn ? I remember that one ageha guy but he seems to have vanished. With MS gone there is like no pony porn actually made in /co/ and yet somehow we get the reputation for being the ones who like it most

>>33576176
Shes soft, but has a razor sharp beak and claws

>>33576214

>typical brony

>>33576121
When I was in it went up about 30 % 2 years in a row, but I don't think it'll go up quite that high.

>>33576194
>>33576194
>>33576194
>>33576194

>>33576165
Agreed, season 2 lack's season 1's charm and attitude.

>>33576195
but.......why?

>>33576194
Not everyone can get their dream job anon. I want to be a blaxploitation afro action cop, but do you think that's going to happen? Maybe.

>>33576215
i'm afraid that if i start i'll never be able to stop

>>33576165
I like both.

You are dumb.

>>33576215
Jr. makes fetish stuff

>>33576056
>>33576094
I realize many of you came from /b/, so you're used to just random bullshit, but you do realize there's a board to talk about your fetishes?

It ain't /co/.

>>33576229
Oh sorry, you are an autist because you dont like what I like.
Better?

>>33576013
Like falling asleep... in a giant blender.

>>33576194
better than working a job you hate to earn less money, eh /co/mrade?

>>33576250
oh, right
he completely slipped my mind, but he does it jokingly anyway

>>33576165
Season 2 >>> Season 1

>>33576215

I never thought of it that way

lets step up our game, drawfags. we have a reputation to uphold

>>33576251
This, please take your irrelevant discussion elsewhere.

>>33576282
Pretty much, we really dont have porn artist here.

>>33576196
>electrocute earth ponies
>lounge on clouds out of their range

Welp

>>33576253

Yes, thanks

>>33576241
my brain is underdeveloped and I can't attached the cast's personalities to the characters when they're humanized, they look like generic anime girls.

>>33576235
And they've started heavily recruiting out of state and international students, because they pay so much more.

>>33576013
It would feel awesome and heart-warming before she sucked you inside her giant ravenous cloaca

>>33576194
>majoring in science
>laugh at art majors
>secretly wish i was an artist/animator
sigh....

>>33576165
Better or worse, they're not drastically different. It's about the same for me.

>>33576292
Hi!
I would say "welcome to /co/" but ti seems you are from here after all.

>>33576239
I'm glad people like you exist to be the bottom of my pyramid, while listening to the hate speech about those above you, believing you're happy in the proletariat

>>33576215
>that feel when clean artists like Goggles, Rose, and Tess have more ties with /co/, yet bronies who despise 4chan post her art everywhere anyway

>>33576267
>go to bed with Gilda
>Wake up next morning
>she are both your hands and legs
>"Oh Gilda, what an I gunna do with you!"

>>33576346
huehuehue so funay joke xd

>>33576324
Interesting.

>>33575708
Because Fluttershy would instead resort to
>rape

>>33576353

don't you think this tribal mentality is kind of stupid?

>>33576349
I hope money brings you all the happiness you seem to think it will

>>33576314
>earth pony gets close enough to pegasus
>snaps pegasus's neck like a twig
>uses body to grow better crops

E'yup.

>>33576346
>Actually thinking the show hasn't improved between the two seasons

Obvious superautist faggot right here.

>>33576215
Faggots here love porn more than anyone else, this thread is full of furries

>>33576392
Who are you

>>33576215
Glitter draws porn and he's here nearly every single day.

>>33576295
>>33576251
Technically, I'm sure food ponies and doll ponies are good enough. Besides, that person has kept it cleaned. At least he isn't Faceless.

>>33576389
Dunno about him, but I'm working a job I don't particularly care for that pays out the wazoo and I can buy a shitload of things that make me happy because I'm shallow as fuck or something.

>>33576401

actually, anthro stuff gets a negative reception here

>>33576427
Some guy.

>>33576341

>majoring in architecture
>do all the hard work, leave the number crunching to engineers
>they get paid twice what we do

>>33576428
He draws sexually charged art, I wouldn't categorize much of it as porn.

>>33576438
Oh sorry "xenophiles"

>>33576455
chistery if weaver was a girl would you have sloppy makeouts with him/her

>>33576455
>Dimond tiara getting raped by angel is not porn

Okay chistery.

>>33576428
GLITTER GLUE!

BY THE ANCIENT SAINTS, I SUMMON YOU! DRAW ME A PICTURE OF APPLEJACK FARTING TEN APPLES!

>>33576194
i used to be like you, but then i asked myself if i really loved the liberal arts bullshit i was studying

if you're so passionate about whatever crazy homeless person major you're studying right now, then why aren't you working on that 20 page paper that requires reading a stack of books taller than you about bullshit no one cares about instead of posting in a pony thread?

could it be that deep down inside, you know it's bullshit and you're tired of it? is it time to man up and get a real career and make some money? once you have a good job and good income, you can do whatever the fuck you want. that's real freedom.

>>33576445
No, I meant what do you do
Iv'e not seen you before

>>33576445
i like your name, mind if I use it?

>>33576341
>science
>jobs
>2012
Should have done engineering son.

>>33576341
>majoring in animation/digital art
>know that almost all my generation is better than me at both things
>kinda get depressed but still going on with the career anyway

>>33576487
I called it first.

>>33576478
wait what

post

>>33576478
Wait, WHAT?

>>33576485
Holy shit, would you take it somewhere else?
Somewhere relevant?

>>33576478
>no dick
>no pussy

Its like a disney movie.

>>33576511
I'm using it anyway

>>33576384
Well, yeah, but that doesn't mean I can't be amused by the irony of it all.

>>33576486
Nothing much. What about you? What do you do?

>>33576357
I have Gilda limbs? Awesome.

>>33576438
>Glitter Glue's comic goes here

>>33576478
I only remember the one where she tells her father she is running away with Angel.

>>33576511

I am Spartacus.

>>33576507
>Was a computer graphics tech major
>Classes were taught dumb as fuck, lost motivation
>Decided I'd rather teach English overseas
>Still lack motivation to actually do work

I'm so goddamn pathetic

Making money for a job you hate gives you funds to buy things you love.

>>33576522
>>33576514
I'm almost sure he never drew that

>>33576534
Everyone in this thread change your name to Stormcloak

SO HOW BOUT THEM PONIES?

>>33576550
Oh, a typical /b/ shitposter. That's just fucking great.

>>33576564
He did but like this guy say >>33576532

One of my favorite AJ drawings for MLPG

>>33576485
>Liberal arts is the only non-technical degree out there
>Arguing about majors and degrees in a pony thread

Go back to /soc/.

>>33576577
PONIES ARE FOR FAGETS, REAL MEN LOVE ANTHRO DICKS

>>33576577
A'ight.

>hurr durr I'd rather do what I love instead of getting money
>implying you can even get a job doing that most days
>implying well paying jobs are boring
>judging careers with no knowledge of what they entail
>implying you can really know if you like money or not until you've experienced it
>implying buckling down studying something lucrative doesnt benefit you more in the end than studying what you love, then being forced to get an unrelated job because there's not enough of a market for what you love

>>33576514
>>33576522
>not being able to remember every single thing Weaver has drawn for mlp fandom

ISHIIGY DO DEE

>>33576551
You now have Gilda' limbless torso to play with. Enjoy.

Beware of her beak

>>33576560
>majored in engineering
>graduated
>still haven't been able to find a job a year later
>tutoring people for a living
i love depressions.

>>33576562
>do_it_for_her.jpg

>>33576592
I love the pone but i hate the bg.

>>33576599
THAT'S A STEREOTYPE

>>33576627
>>33576627
YOU ARE A STEREOTYPE NIGGER

why are they so cute

and real babbies so disgusting

>>33576608
welp

>>33576612
Shut the fuck up and take it somewhere else

>>33576636
Because small pone=cute pone.

>>33576608

>stormcloaks
>stormcloaks everywhere
Oh, I should get outta here.

>jobs
>2011

whatever happened to living off SSI or disability

>>33576635
Yes I am. Also, this is now a coke pone thread.

>>33576607
>Implying "boring isn't subj

FUCKING TALK ABOUT PONIES YOU NIGGERFAGGOT.

>>33576612
Did you like, REFUSE to co-op or something?

>>33576612
You done goof'd son
>Study engineering at Harvey Mudd
>Two summers of relavent internship experience
>School clinic project which basically gives me a year of working experience
>Three job offers before I even graduated

>>33576617
With the thumbnail I thought she was gonna do the "WH4T N0W" dance

Well that was the most fun thing ever. What the fuck kind of Flockdraw is it if none of you dorks even talk to each other?

>>33576485
The only good job is one you enjoy working. The only income you need, is what you decide you need.

>>33576672
Don't fight it! Embrace it!

>>33576398
> he calls fanservice an improvement

go back to ponychan, fucking faggot

Did Terse ever stream Amnesia again?

>>33576678
Coke pony is the most retarded thing I have ever seen

>>33576656
I said it once and I said it before

If we could observe a pony at the subatomic level, your mind would explode

>>33576716
i hope terse died in a fire

GODDAMMIT

POST SOME FUCKING PONIES

Anyways, next ep predictions anyone?

>>33576562

Way to waste your money on worthless shit that takes up space.

>>33576716
Yes, earlier today

>>33576719

disregard that, I love Coke pony