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01/23/12(Mon)07:42 No.33548556
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 >>33548449
Ugh, okay, just one more for tonight though.
>Wake up
>Step outside to get newspaper
>Newspaper looks very different
>"The Human Times"
>On closer inspection, odd print type is in fact very careful handwriting
>Read first headline
>"Doctors determine sex with pegasus ponies good for human health"
>Read second headline
>"Human-hating monsters rampage towards town! Recognize humans by distinctive clothes."
>"Mayor warns all humans not to wear clothes for the next ten days"
>Third headline
>Fluttershy voted most eligible p-
>throw newspaper on ground in disgust
>Yell "I'M NOT DEALING WITH YOUR SHIT TODAY."
>Storm inside
>Hour later, a knock at the door
>"It's Fluttershy."
>You open it angrily
>She's standing there fighting back tears, holding out a leafy sandwich, a glass of lemonade, and the real newspaper, which looks like it's been dug out of the trash
>"...I'm sorry."
>Sigh
>Reluctantly forgive her
>Pat her on the head
>Close the door and go inside
>Open sandwich
>Horse tranquilizer pill the size of a chlorine tablet laying on top of the lettuce
>Toss it away
>Eat sandwich |
