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Hey MLP general.

I triple dog DARE you to have an entire general actually talking about the show.

i know when new horse episode is

>rape

>>33523388
there's a show?

There is no subject?

Game Ponies!

>>33523383
You have something you use to post that LB, don't you?

I THINK I NEED SOME OF DAT DELICIOUS RANCH OWNER PONY

>>33523388
Please, even I know that can't be done, and I'm ready to pluck out your eyes for that dare.

>someone not enjoying an episode of a children's cartoon to the same degree as me
>worse than the systematic and merciless slaughter of millions of fellow humans

LITERALLY.

WORSE.

THAN.

HITLER.

>>33523388

Challenge accepted. Okay, so about that TF2 serve...

DAMN IT

LIST OF BANNED WORDS IN MLP GENERALS
1. RAPE
2. DERPY
3. DERP
4. HERP
5. RETARD
6. RETARDED
7. BITCH
8. SLUT
9. WHORE
10. CUNT
11. FEMNAZI
12. PENIS
13. MALE RIGHTS
14. MALE FEELINGS
15. NO
16. I SAID I AM NOT GIVING YOU MONEY FOR CLOTHES
17. I MEAN IT, I WORKED HARD FOR THIS MONEY DON'T THINK CRYING WILL ALWAYS GET YOUR WAY
18. LOGIC
19. LAME
20. OFFENSIVE
21. TRIGGER
22. WRONG
23. UGLY
24. FAT

REMEMBER /co/, YOUR RIGHTS END WHERE MY FEELINGS BEGIN

i'd buy a muffin from derpy's mall bakery
support your local merchants

>>33523388
>I triple dog DARE you to have an entire general actually talking about the show.
Come back on Saturday.

>>33523388
starting now.
so, how bout that derpy?

>>33523409
Ooh! I like that subject!

Has anyone drawn Shazbot ponies yet?

hopopo, you got a video of ponykart ready yet?

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

Posted it before, posting it again.

This guy. This guy right here.

>>33523388
Nah, I'm just here for the fandom.

Just kidding, what kind of faggot does that? The summer hiatus was terrible sometimes.
I'm dreading the time when we'll have another hiatus at the end of S2

>>33523409
I can dig it.

>spend time working on an image
>upload it to ponibooru
>no one even comments about it

>valentines horse episode
>ships are confirmed/deconfirmed
>ponychan explodes
>SHITSTORM
>a large number of bronies stop watching the show/being fans of the fandom
>all is well

>>33523437
Derpy is a very retarded pony

>>33523444
>You will never have sex with a buff/ripped Spike

>>33523425
he was talking to me even though i said several times that i liked the episode and loved derpy's appearance buy didn't like what her appearance represented on the part of the writers, that they're willing to go that far.

>>33523445
looks like it'll be done in a day or two

just trying to figure out what to put before and after the ingame footage and stuff like that

it looks great so far though

>>33523451

Pinkie gave him caek. He's good.

>>33523444
Shazbot shazbot shazbot.

>>33523425
Yeah but wasn't talking about dino-fag, that faggot has shit tier opinions anyway.

>>33523479

>>33523451
What? what with him?

Writing is fun.

>>33523448
If it weren't for derpy, Pinkie needing to pee would be the most discussed aspect of this episode.

>>33523471
>ponibooru
There's your problem

>>33523496
I am the greatest!

>Starting second semester, actually finally have one day a week off
>15 episodes to catch up on
>I can fucking ANIMATE NOW
>Feels good, man.

So, HEY GUYS...

>>33523425
Worse than Hitler is the low tier of historical tyrant comparisons. If you want to go for hardcore low blows, call someone worse than Mao.

>>33523509
YOU'RE SCREENCAPPING ALL THAT SHIT, RIGHT?

>>33523472

Haha, no. Shippers gonna ship no matter what, the ep will probably piss a lot of people off, but won't stop them from doing it.

>>33523471
I don't go on ponibooru anymore. That place is dead to me, shame it was once good

>>33523479

but hey shes cute, so she can be as retarded as she likes

>>33523517
ever get the feeling people are latching onto stuff like this just because

>>33523518

is it bad? but there is no other place where i can upload pony images

>>33523501

>>33523534
Bowie's > pan's

>>33523409
What side are most of the "Bronies" siding on anyway?

>>33523520
>15 episodes to catch up on
GET BACK TO WORK

>>33523494
dupstep
with shitty 2FAST4U credits rolling by and a features list

like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WXQL_pJc2I

there must be a gif of piggy pie

>>33523383
>well i'll go see what's in the season 2 downloads maybe i'll find the itunes rip there
>NOPE CAN'T FIND YOUR REDIRECT

I'm prettty sure i'm doing this wrong somehow

>>33523534
you failed leth

>>33523471

We don't go to ponibooru

>>33523534
That was not a good one, Leth.

>>33523556
How about posting it here then.

>>33523528
Did you?

Now, back to our daily schedule.

how many more episodes left

>>33523523
Mao only killed Chinese "people," so you have to divide by 10 to get the real score.

>>33523566
I would totally buy this free game if the trailer was like this

>>33523552
Me too. It's like DA and Ponychan had a baby.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DAILY DOSE

> That feel when this will never happen.

fuckeverything.jpg

>>33523593
Fine
Disney's Booplan

>>33523627
i would buy the trailer and ignore the game

>>33523472
IT wont just be ponychan you know.

>>33523534
Go back to film school, dickhead

>>33523627
i know right?

>>33523520
Hmm I remember you. I assume you finish all them drawings for the entry.

>>33523556
Too many lame image macros, stupid memes, boring oc's

>>33523616
That was such a cute moment.
SMILe, you're doing god's work. Keep being awesome.

>>33523520
Didn't you have to draw like 300 things in about 2 weeks?

If you are taking animation requests, how about Applejack pacing around in a room, or Applebloom bobbing her head in a circle.

TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION DEAFDEFILER:

still doing tickling. It's just taking a while

>>33523425

It's a joke, I can't believe you screencapped that to prove something. What are you, a Holocaust survivor?

>Home team loses in their final playoff game again
>No fucks given because lolfootball

>>33523517
Thank you, grey pony! Thank you a thousand times!

>>33523570
yes

>>33523647
then maybe this place will become less shit

>>33523599

try and tell me that horsebutt isn't made for slapping

>>33523638
I would give all my dosh for that.

>>33523639

>>33523684
>Football
Don't you mean Handegg or American Football?

>>33523636

>>33523620
He destroyed thousands of years of culture and historical monuments. That is worse than any amount of human deaths.
And he did it with more cold calculation than any gas chamber of firing squad.

PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND

>>33523684
Someone lost their playoff berth

>>33523444
>See Splatter House Remake Spike
>Remember the pictures you can collect of the dude's girlfriend
>Thank you, bon-
>suddenly the girlfriend is Rarity
>Farewell, boner.
>>33523388
What if we talked about the show at the same time as other stuff?

Also: I forgot: has Twilight used her teleporting since Lesson Zero or have we not actually seen her in any situation that would warrant it?

>Want to watch new episode again in all its glory
>Completely skip scene with Derpy
>Episode is now 15% better

I didn't know this episode could GET any better!

"Pinkie Pie? Hello? I need my balloon back, please, if that's okay with you!"
Hearing no answer, she trotted around the counter and noticed sounds coming from the kitchen not stopping to listen, she pushed in through the swinging double doors and was met with a sight.
In the middle of the floor was Rainbow Dash, her mouth full of spaghetti, her stomach distended to twice its normal size, moaning and rubbing at her nether regions with a hoof. Pinkie Pie was merrily zipping back and forth between a huge contrapation that spat out spaghetti and a pot of boiling water. When she was done at the pot, she'd drop another load of spaghetti on a plate in front of Rainbow Dash.
"Oh god!" Dash moaned. "I can barely reach myself! It feels so good! Pinkie, stuff some up my pussy, please!"

>>33523724
what a casual.

>>33523506
>I know it's a cliche, but one for a reason. When this is up on a poster, it'll draw the eye very quickly, yet it's such a small part of her I'm hoping that the cliche will pay off and not dominate things.

the viewer is usually drawn to the face whether they're aware of it or not. the red eyes are going to stand out and seem kind of cheesy.

my
>opinion
is white eyes, pure white, with a little bit of haze to indicate a glow. not light lighhouse beams but enough to give the impression you know?

and if she's supposed to be a dark mirror of luna instead of a "moon spirit", definately spring for a darker color scheme. lots of deep blues and purples, like an almost-new-moon right after sunset

>>33523733

AT LEAST SPOILER IT YOU MONSTER

>>33523724
Do you think you could kill someone with a calculator?

>>33523760
Suspicious...

>>33523724
But much like Stalin, he's still called a national hero by the majority of his own people, so he's a winner.

>>33523733
Now it's stuck in my head, thanks a lot, faggot.

>>33523723
God damn it

>>33523425
Don't blame us for being worse than hitler.

You should have liked the show.

>>33523753
It really didn't add anything

>>33523682
no, ntsts was legitimately that mad

>>33523722
That game with the ovoid in which you run around a lot to one end of a field to another to score points.

>>33523742
What the fuck is a playoff berth

>>33523724
>a monument
>worth more than a single life
I was about to reply as if you were serious, but then I remembered where I am.

Hi american bronies.

>>33523785
>implying germans don't secretly love hitler

>>33523785
As long as people like you, I guess.

Hey, does someone have all the Raisin Quest 3 pastebin links?

>MLPG - History of Totalitarian States

>>33523804
I'm Canadian.

>>33523795
Sorry SMILe

>>33523805
>implying germans aren't secretly hitlers

>>33523685

the hilarious part is hes absolute right

Derpy is the hero mlpg deserves

>>33523790
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2cIimwXz9U

>>33523658
Uh, entries? What?

>>33523669
Ahyes. Before classes started. In the last three months I've filled four 200-page sketchbooks (four works per page) and two solid inches of animation paper! Hooray.

I do actually really want to do some pony animation thing now! Anything about a second long (maybe looping) would be easy and fun. I can do walks, jumps, expressions, simple actions, uh... Taking ideas! (something with rarity would be nice...)

>>33523804
Oh hey, it's another one of you Russian fellows. How goes it?

>>33523785

Question : Wasnt one of the villains from G3 the MOTHERFUCKING SATAN

i mean , that guy looked like pic related and was badass enough to make little ponies into MOTHERFUCKING DRAGONS

>>33523804

There are no bronies in /co/

>>33523804
I'm a man without a country

>>33523471
Well... since you are anon. Prepare your ass and upload it here.

>>33523804
>bronies

Get out.

>>33523795
When she is looking down it's fucking adorable.

>>33523837
I was talking about the over 9000 drawings you have to do.

>>33523818

http://pastebin.com/M0umJhNx
http://pastebin.com/xJrsGPtJ
http://pastebin.com/qn4AzSPN
http://pastebin.com/fLKPy5v7
http://pastebin.com/mQB7W0Cp

>>33523822
I actually laughed at the filename

>>33523804
>bronies.
Fuck yourself pls.

>>33523638
>that
+
episode commentary by the voice actors....in character
+
all in a blu-ray release
+
the ost

$100, at least. i'm not even exaggerating for comedic effect. i'd drop a benjamin on that shit MINIMUM

>>33523849
That would be G1.

>>33523869
Thanks!

>>33523837
Rarity and Sweetie in a tea party.

>>33523850
>>33523862
Calm your tits, he doesn't know better.

>>33523876
And you get the fuck back to Reddit.

>>33523865

seriously, we need to see pony heads at that angle more often

>>33523872
Well i always like your gifs so its nice to make a return i suppose.

>>33523846
Is good. Guys, you heard? Derpy talks.

>>33523872
That gif makes me sad. Poor Derpy.

>>33523898
Its the perfect angle for a blowjob while lying down

>>33523803
>A namefag
>being pointlessly stupid
>in MLPG
>trying to argue that history is worthless
>typical psych major
>enjoy being forgotten while I live forever in the hearts and minds of millions

>>33523803
no seriously he would basically go into museums and burn everything because "everything before this point in the history of china does not matter" or whatever psychopathic crap he spewed

did they REALLY have to canonically name her derpy and did she have to sound like a window licker?

>>33523451
Awkward Delivery Colt is awkward.

Fuck, nobody knew it was his birthday. After he ate that cake, he probably went home alone, cracked open a horse beer and cried himself to sleep.

Happy Birthday, horse. ;_;

>>33523837
How about her hair swinging in the wind? She's on the top of a mountain, looking confident into the distance, and her hair and tail are swaying back and forth.

>>33523889
>that feel when you know things about other generations of MLP

Feels like i've lost control of my life man

>>33523828
>>33523805
>>33523847

you guys are terrible

>>33523900
Yeah, it's pretty neat stuff. You should have seen the chaos in the thread yesterday morning when it aired.

Some folks had a problem with how dumb she sounded though.

>>33523919
Or simply being cute.
Not everything has to be sexual.

>>33523942
wat

>>33523900

No fucking way.

>>33523917

It is, but its also awesomely animated. I love her body language as shes getting yelled at

Russische schweine

>>33523942
What German do i know in these threads hmmmmmm.

>all these Nazi ponies

>>33523942
But is true.

>>33523950
but how can i have an orgasm if my penis isn't being stimulated?!

>>33523925

>>4chan creates Derpy
>>Bitches about her when she gets on the show

Father, why won't you love me?

>>33523942
Its not my fault, I don't control the german people

>>33523950
It is extremely cute i was just aiming for reactions.

>>33523981
Anally.

>>33523763
I do believe you have good points which have occurred to me. Just wish there was also an artfag to contribute to this.

I am still verging on believing red eyes can work. It's something almost instinctually disconcerting, which is why they are used so often in the first place. With proper execution, it'll crank up the creepy meter to 10.

>>33523900

I talk to the derp
my words are all carried away
I talk to the derp
the derp does not hear
the derp cannot hear

>>33523993
novel!

>>33523948
I was like "OMG BEST DAY EVER, DERPY TALKS" and spam this in /mlp/.

>>33523983
I wish i could hug that crying pone

>>33523938
Pacce streamed G1 during Season 1. Most of us watched it.

The only good pony was Wind Whistler. I do not know what people saw in the others.

>>33523983
Because your voice is atrocious. Come back when you actually sound like you're female.

>>33523983

i'm glad she's in the show don't get me wrong... but it was just way to much fanservice and... that voice.
window licker, waterhead, unsavory however you want to call it she sounded retarded

>>33523925
Lauren Faust called her Derpy ages ago, and this wasn't the first time the speaks.
Do you even read the meta?

Откуда вы взялись, пидарасы? Невозможно спрятаться уже от вас, уходите в свой сосачик.

>>33524008
I...

What?

>>33523940
>you will never relive the moment dash said "careful derpy!"

and i thought nothing would top sweetie belle saying "but sis!"

>>33523983
Derpy is such a cute little pony. She's adorable.

>>33523983
Does this mean we all CWC now?

>>33523985
Shame on you!
Now go and apologize to Derpy.

>>33523942
But it's true, just like all russians want to revive Lenin, just as they did to Rasputin.

>>33523968
Rainbow Dash, loyal to her friends only.

The Element of Loyalty is almost as closely aligned with Discord as the Element of Laughter.

Are we still doing game ponies?

>>33523996
The other night i was walking past an outbuilding at 4am in the morning, inside the building on the ground floor was a red light reflecting off a mirror forming a pair of glowing lights at head height. That made me jump quite hard.

>>33524010

where there is a will, there is a way anon

>>33523935
Aahh! That sounds cute. Dramatic cliff angle, yes.

>>33523868
Ahaha, yeah, got those down... And then some.

>>33523891
Ponies + tea is adorable. Or Rarity daintily sipping tea... Or Twilight...

SO ABOUT THAT REUNICLUS DRAMA
MUST BE ON THE BLOB HUH? AM I RIGHT?

>>33524040
>OH MAN I'VE GOT A HEAVY FLOW THIS MONTH

Hi, our Western bros!

>>33523969
Why so YOBA?

>>33524011
I watched it too

Somehow this doesn't make me feel better

The alcohol did though

Also fuck yea Wind Whistler

>>33524031
>>33524022
Eh. It's not as bad as all that. Listen to it without actually watching and see what you think.

>>33524034
When'd she speak before?
muffins is debateable

>>33524034

i didn't know about any of those things but... hmmm well nevermind then i stand corrected

>>33524055
>You will never revive Lenin

Feels bad man.

>>33523983
but i love you derpy i just wish you'd have fun in the background

>>33524050

it was dreadful
hearing that name uttered aloud

>come home
>fluffy pony forgot how to walk
>what do?

>>33524040
I've gotta party super bad!

>>33524065
HNNG what tumblr is this holy fuck my dick.

>>33524065
Show me the way

>>33524041
Wut?

>>33524052
fapping to her is impossible

>>33524090
>drown her on the tube

>>33524090
Augment fluffy pony with tank treads.

>>33524040
>One episode
>Pinkie in a diaper
>Next episode
>Pinkie can't hold her pee
I'm surprised this didn't get more attention.
Vis-a-vis one obvious solution

>>33523925
Rainbow Dash called her Derpy. There's a 99.99% chance that's her name and not an insult.

But I like my odds.

>>33524103
tell that to my penis

>>33524042
It's ok. Have some original stuff.
>>33524041
Няша, ты чего такой злой?

>>33523996
red eyes work when it's just that. two points of red light, looking at you

when the rest of the form is added and you can clearly see what it is, the effect is diminished

you could try making two versions one with and one without the red eyes and see how it goes

>>33523983
The MLPG alway bitches about everything they get.
Such is life.
At first, I didn't like the sound either, but I got used to it, because, well, it fits.

>>33524050
Yeah, my eyes bugged out.

Time slowed down.

And then the camera panned over and she started talking. At that point it was like a hyberbolic time chamber situation.

>>33524103
Is that a challenge?

>>33524060
That's so silly, Zach.

>>33524097
http://ponyville-replies.tumblr.com/

>>33524077
You jerks killed me in Fallout Online. I will never forgive

>>33524050
Dash's actress just sucks. Imagine the conviction that Fluttershy's VA would put into saying that line.

It'd actually sound, y'know, good.

>>33524124
Always bet on autism.

>>33524077
Dooooon't do it man. It'll end bad.
Proszę

Spyglass dropped the edge of the bag in surprise as Palette hit the quick-dial on her cellphone, the agonizing few seconds it took to make the connection more than enough for the stallion to close the distance and knock it out of her trembling hooves, the mouth-piece going flying into some dark recess of the workshop. Roughly pushing the mare over, Spyglass grunted in annoyance at just how close of a call that had been. Turning to check on Sentenal, Spyglass let out a sharp yelp before finally tumbling over, clutching his groin with both forehooves. Getting back up on trembling hooves, the poor mare was finally knocked down for the last time by Break-In, the crowbar creating a loud 'crack' as it rapped Palette over the thigh bone, fracturing it.

"You know Spyglass, that girly voice of yours finally did some good for itself." Turning and chuckling to his colleague, the prone colt just grunted, "... Got me in the bollocks, the cunt. In the fuckin' bollocks." Laughing, Break-In picked him up by the mane with his teeth, "Yeah, well, they weren't doing much anyway." "Fuck off, you tosser." "Eat me."

Still laughing, the two bucks checked up on Sentenal, finding the poor lad out of it like a light and with a broken jaw, the flesh blue and swollen around the bone. "Well, he pr'bly deserved it." "Always seemed so full o' himself, like a fuckin' balloon." "And he kept pronouncing it 'color'..." "You know what they say o' the Equestrian dudes; Always out for attention." Standing up again and still giggling at Sentenal's expense, Spyglass pointed to the bag of 'toys' he'd found in the bedroom. "Turns out our gal's a fun-lovin' one. There's shit in that bag I can't even put the species on." Break-In turned to him, "Man, lookit this place. What a fuckin' shut-in. Probably don't get out much." Spyglass crooked a brow, "What'cha say we show her what a real man's like?" Laughing, his Trottingham friend asked, "Does your junk even still work?"

>>33524077
hello :)

>>33524064
I walked into a room when I was a child and the VCR flashed on with two red lights, about the right height and spacing for a medium sized dog.

Not fun.

>>33524160
It was Tabitha.

>>33524077
why does he have reptilian pupils.
you're a pony, not a reptile, you can't even shed

>>33524123
It's the creators catering for the fans here on /co/, with Pinkie manifesting one fetish at a time.

>>33524128
>>33524138
YOU WOULDN'T

>>33524119
>tell fluffy pony to stay still
>cut off her legs
>she forgot how to walk so all she can do is sit there and let you mutilate her
>ignoring her screams and tears, you glue tank treads to the stumps where her legs once where
>fluffy pony slowly bleeds out and dies a painful death
>you are not the best augmenter

>>33524060
>Deadly Premonitions fanart
Sweet jesus did someone other than me actually play that?

>And because I hate being a non-contributing namefag
I had some commissions to deal with, but I can try to start work on pone related stuff in a week, probably.
Also I could draw something, if anyone wants.

>>33524131
Perhaps. The artist said they'd tried a few sketches for me first. Perhaps I could take the suggestions and ideas to her and then bring the art here for more feedback.

Now, for the Sun spirit . . .

EVERYBODY FUCKING DANCE OR I WILL CRY AT YOU

Fucking comies in my thread!

>>33524195

>>33524178
Did i mention i was two miles from the nearest house by a reservoir with no moon.

>>33524103
There is little actual Derpy porn, most of are just humorous gags

>>33524085

You're ashamed of her. You don't want anyone to see her and for her to go live under the crawlspace with Sweetie Belle!

You sicken me, you perverted dinosaur fetishist.

>>33524130
>>33524100

Трипораки, уходите и дальше засирайте сосач.

>>33524153
FOnline? Get in touch with vilaz. He'll treat you with some goodies. Find and PM him via forum.
and I meant bullets passed in clips not via barrel

>>33524152
>that latest update
lost my shit

>>33524189
I know. I'm talking about the part where dasagh says 'Careful, Derpy'. It would've sounded better if it was Fluttershy

>>33524195
Yes

>>33524195
Next thing you know the cold open will be her helping Rarity model Carousel fashions (the rough equivalent of pony S&M gear)

>>33524077
Just ruskiez so much sosnooley

can't believe that grown men revolve their lives around this shit. Jesus christ, grow up

>mfw I thought Abilist meant the inclusion of Derpy was ENABLING bronies-scum, then I found out they meant it was some how against retards.

>>33524103
Tell fapanon that tonight when he's making more videos of himself fapping.

>>33524215
Oh, Smile. I just wanna say thx to you, Glitter Glue, Tess and other. Love you guys.

>>33524080

ok ok it is cuter NOT watching it

>>33524195
how soon before pinkie has to rush into the bathroom because she really has to go but the stalls are all full and she can't hold it but nothing is opening and she loses control and starts pissing and shitting all over and puking from the smell and other ponies come in and see her pissing and shitting and vomiting and they start pissing and shitting and vomiting and then it spreads outside the bathrooms

>>33524103

I doubt I could bring myself to think of her in any sexual manner, now that I know what her voice sounds like

>>33524178
like i said, formless red eyes. creepy as fuck

red eyes with a form? eh

>>33524252
Fair enough.

>>33524263
>Damn, stop reading all those stupid comics, they are all for kids, aren't they?

>>33524279
IN the next Dash episode.

>>33524239
Зачем ты так?

>>33524279
>>33524282
This is terrible timing.

>>33524263

>>33524282
>pinkie getting ready for Big Mac

>>33524263
>
>>33523710

>>33524218
oh, oh, sun spirit should just be a vaguely pony shaped thing of pure sunlight, go full on trippy mode with that shit hell yeah

ARE WE BEING INVADED BY RUSSIANS OR WHAT?

>>33524272
this guy is a man of taste

>>33524263
So what we should revolve our lives around in your opinion?

>>33524337
get out of here stalker

derpy is a very warm pone

>>33524263
To be fair most people here are around 15 or so

>>33524139
Shes a cute pony isnt she, Zach? A princess, though shes more of a queen

>>33524312

Her body is not ready.
No-one's ever is.

This is the only somewhat notable OC pony I haven't fapped to yet

dear god, I'm not ready for this

>>33524312
That chomp she does would feel really painful.
Maybe Macintosh like it when it hurts.

>>33524337

Just a bunch of illiterate idiots, nothing to be worried about.

>>33524337
Derpy is a preferable alternative to communism

>>33524359
This isnt /b/

If I buy 5 pones do I get one free?

>>33524356
Perfect for snuggles.

>>33524239
Wut? You dont speak?

>>33524381
you get >rape

>>33524381
Do you have a coupon?

would you let derpy sit on your face

>>33524381
Twilight as part of our special bonus deal.

>>33523960
>>33523973
>>33523984
>>33524055

most families lost many family members and wealth in this carnage called ww II to say nothing of the refugees from Prussia who lost land home and got divided from their families.

You guys know shit about germany if you ask me.

>>33524334
I'll send a few ideas to the artist and bring back the sketches here for discussion. I might get more contribution that way.

>>33524371
wait does nathan do edits or something? what the fuck?

not my best, but anyway

stapler pone

>>33524401
Yes but it expired yesterday

>>33524337
To arms?
TO ARMS!

>in retrospect, trying to ponify this pic was a stupid plan.

>>33524356

>>33524381
Yup, but it's Fluttershy.

>>33524306

Я все сказал.

>>33524337
Its fine. I like vodka and such

>>33524361
If she can't even handle Big Mac she'll never be able to take on Snails.

>>33524407
Well maybe you guys are going to think twice before start another world war.

>>33524256
>"Well sure, it's pretty Rarity, but does it have to be so tight 'back there'?"
>"Yes, dear, that's the point."
>"Oh. Ok!"
>"Oh and one more thing."
>*tightens muzzlestrap
>"Mmmhmm hmmmmph!"
>"I know, isn't it?"
>*enter Twilight*
>"Rarity, I was wondering if you could help me w-oh look at the time, gotta go."
>*slam*
>*Rarity and Pinkie stare back at the camera*
>"Mph mhmm mmph?"
>"I haven't the foggiest."
>My little pony, my little pony, aaaahhhh~

>>33524371
you fap to this yet?

>>33524373
he also makes her lick paper towels before she starts. he likes it dry

>>33524416
Looks good!

>>33523996
Glowing red eyes:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GlowingEyesOfDoom

Red eyes as an indication of evilness:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RedEyesTakeWarning

Perhaps the eyes are pink in daylight and only seen as red once, at night? I personally think red eyes are too troperrific.

>>33524381
Only if you get them all in one purchase

>>33524375

Actually, Derpy plans to lull you in to a false sense of security and the establish the People's Republic of Muffinia. You will be killed in the following coup.

>>33524371
You mean you've fapped to nyx and littlepip?

>>33524407
Oh believe me, I know.
They stormed in, supressed us, stole everything, used us as a shield, then the fucking backstabber romanians attacked us as well, then the Russians came in to 'liberate' us, and stayed for a while.

>>33524414
good idea
but then again i'm the only one who responded so, err

>>33524415

he used to be a reviewer, or editor, or whatever they called it for EqD way back when.

you should know this, dino

>>33524422
I'll need to speak to the manager

>>33524306
> Report submitted! This window will close in 5 seconds...

ohai. im grey and adorably helpless. am i welcome here?

>>33524268
You mean this guy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKB4DH-9w7w

>>33524473
who are you

I've seen you around /co/

>>33524442
Yes.
>>33524455
And nexus, and velvet remedy, etc.

>>33524178
I had a green alarm clock and I normally sleep facing it. I also have a red alarm clock. One night I got turned over in bed while asleep, and when I woke up, I was looking right at red eyes. Scared me so badly.

Anyone drawn cokeponi yet?

>>33524454
>"Revolution!"
>"Not now Derpy, I'm eating lunch."
>"But...but! Revolution."
>"No Derpy, go play, I'm eating."

>>33524442
hey, thanks juice. truly praise from ceaser

>>33524402
yes

but only after taking her out like a gentleman

>>33524371
also
>fapping to OCs
well at least this one won't be as unbearable even if i technically don't pledge to an oc
i'll take gooood care of you sonny jim

>>33524493
nope. no one

you should draw coke pone to fix that

>>33524407
In America the schools will teach you only about America and historical events that directly related to America

>>33524477
Can we get a gif of pinkie running on the ball?

>>33524337
We actually just came to visit you.
>>33524429
А я нет.

>>33524473
>rape time

>>33524407
Maybe next time you'll think twice before starting a world war

>>33524488
You are fucking sick.

I dare you to fap to Steelhooves, Blackjack or Calamity

>>33524449
I actually don't find red eyes that threatening, coming from the creepypasta poster earlier.

>>33524504
well that is very kind of you. she will appreciate having a wonderful time

>>33524493
fuck coke pony

>>33524449
>tvtropes
eww

>>33524511
that's why they find it so easy to believe that the world is only 7 years old or whatever it is they believe

>>33524536
Where can i get porn of them by the way, i tend not to go hunting but if its a challenge...

>>33524166
OK, bro, i stop it.
przepraszam.

>>33524260
How 'bout zjebać na 2ch.so? /VG/ is open for you, PS 3 has no gaems, of course, but this is ponythread, not your favourite PC-kurwy_SOSNULEY-official_thread.

>>33524407
What is it you think we don't know about Germany?

>>33524564
>Implying that it has to be porn

If there's flank, you can fap.

>>33524488

Blackjack? Puppysmiles? I am sure there are plenty you haven't hit yet!

>>33524487
That's Maggie, I believe. Vampire spoon creature.

>>33524564

>not fapping to your imagination

>>33524580
SO PRETTY

>>33524426

its the most beautiful thing i have ever seen

>>33524509
I cannot into art.

>>33524580
She's so cute

>>33524560
6,0000

Ponies being Nazi is only natural.

"An absolute and permanent ban on vivisection is not only a necessary law to protect animals and to show sympathy with their pain, but it is also a law for humanity itself.... I have therefore announced the immediate prohibition of vivisection and have made the practice a punishable offense in Prussia. Until such time as punishment is pronounced the culprit shall be lodged in a concentration camp.

-Hermann Göring"

Heil Hitler!

>>33524560
>7 years old

That would be weird

>>33524487
cheescake fodder

>>33524534
Yup... France and Great Britain did shit when Poland was invaded.

Guys.

Pones.

Meat-eaters or purely vegetarian?

>>33524559
They removed troper tales.

>>33524564
Hard-mode: You must fap to this

>>33524371
i bet you havent fapped to this guy

>>33524574
>>33524260
Panowie skąd was przywiało?

>No replies

Welp. Doesn't stop me from starting to write the sweet, tender sexing of Palette the OC of Jessy.

>>33523849
G3 had no villains.
Just retarded pones.

>>33524633
That isnt hard i have a visual aid.

>>33524548

i'm sure she would appreciate someone to talk with over a pot of tea and a pastry

or even just to sit and be normal with someone and let the day just drift by around you

>>33524511
My world history class in school:

NOTHING HAPPENED THEN SUDDENLY GREEKS AND ROMANS AND THEN BARBARIANS DESTROYED THE WORLD UNTIL CHRISTIANS BROUGHT ABOUT THE ENLIGHTENMENT IN EUROPE AND THEN THEY GOT KICKED OUT OF ENGLAND FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN SO THEY FOUNDED AMERICA AND WE PROCEEDED TO WIN WORLD WAR I AND II

THE END

>>33524556
Saved.
Thank you.

>>33524636
you still mad, reu?

>>33524633
Done it.

>>33524636
Three times.

Alright, it's past 5PM. Feel time.

>Watch new horse
>My third most prominent sexual kink appears
>There is fucking stupid fandom about my most prominent one
>Only the middle one remains
Fuck. It is only a question of time now.

>>33524650
i think you should stop

>>33524633
why does he have a vagina between his front legs

>>33524679

5 minutes

you will wait!

>>33524612
Humans are animals right? and they did that shit all the time on holocaust victims.

>>33524690
oh boy
it's true

>>33524690
hes just one big pussy

>>33524690

that is my fetish

>Even in pony threads I cant escape all the angry /pol/

I thought this was a safe place

>>33524650
You posted 5 posts in two threads. If you where smart, you would write it in a text editor and THEN post it

I am following it btw

>>33524689
I think you're wrong.

>>33524624
They can eat meat, pinkie says they don't but they have been seen eating meat like products, also they keep pigs don't they.

>>33524656
and even if romance ends up not being in the cards she will still treasure you as one of her special friends.

either way you will enjoy the years together and always share a bond.

it is very happy

>>33524574
Und das Deutschland-Lied auf der

Marienburg erklingt

Dann zieht die Wehrmacht in ihren Panzern in

Breslau ein

Und dann kehrt Deutschlands Osten endlich

wieder heim

>>33524678
Then try and fap, but only imagining Steelhooves' deep, rumbly ghoul voice.

Did anyone save that >feel of Coke pone inflation from earlier today?

>>33524737
You're desperate.

>>33524612
Yeah, because that wasn't just an excuse to put more people in concentration camps.

I'm pretty sure the Nazis would have banned jacking off if they thought they could catch any of the 'untermensch' doing it.

>>33524732

We are all things in the MLPG

>>33524734
She's saying 'banananas'

>>33524754
>Instant boner

>>33524737
>rape fanfiction of original characters in pony threads
i really think you need to stop

>>33524738
How do ponies eat meat?

Hey

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>>33524732
MLPG has more discussion everything, from every board, and every topic imaginable.

>>33524778

Well vidya, music and that kind of stuff is fun. Politics is not.

>>33524737
attention whores gonna attention

>>33524704

Oh smart ass u so funny

>>33524803
Except ponies ofc.

>>33524787
With their mouths

>>33524787
With their teeth.

>>33524761
Don't know about that one, but I have this from earlier

>>33524682
Yeah, it catches us all eventually. Some sooner than others.

Don't suppose you'd be willing to drop a hint. I could probably speed that process along for you and get it over with.

>>33524659
The state of Virginia public schools teach that hundreds of thousands of African Americans fought for the Confederacy, even though none of that ever happened.

>>33524784
I support his efforts in >jessy rape.

So, following the closure of the file sharing function on FileSonic, do you think Pastebin is under thread?

(you can share links to pirated content on there)

>>33524848
And sentenal bashing

>>33524624
Anatomy implies omnivore (RD has canines), show thus far has showed no meat foodstuffs. However fur and feathers do appear on clothing so at least we know killing and skinning lesser animals is OK to ponies.

>>33524682
so what are your fetishes

>>33524827
>discussing ponies
>in a pony thread

>>33524798
What does it mean?

>>33524820

>stop liking things I don't like

I agree with you though, discussing politics over the internet is stupid. no one will ever gain anything from the discussions, it's just constant shitposting with no regard to reality.

>>33524820
Depends on who you ask. The rest of us put up with endless stupid posts about TF2 and dad rock, you can deal.

>>33524798
Back to /int/ with you prijatelju.

>>33524667
Of course she is, she's a fucking attention whoring slut that got anal ragnarok'd for no reason whatsoever other than to try and cause drama or to get attention.

You know it to be true, and I hope you read this Reu.

>>33524858
> show thus far has showed no meat foodstuffs.

Watch the phoenix episode.

>>33524838
SO MUCH WHYBONER