Scrunchy face general?

>>33508193
Now all we need is for bad-dragon to get involved and our plan will be complete.

>>33508213
Scrunchy face general.

Post "smile smile smile" or a variation thereof in this thread if you're an autistic shitstain.

No the fans and deviant art, tumblr people did. /co/ only contributed in re-posting those images onto DA and Tumblr.

Try again later when there is a lack of intelligence on the board.

>>33508220
You don't need to worry. The episode starts out slow but gets pretty freaking great by the end.

>>33508227
Hey everybody.
Smile smile smile.

>>33508230
i only barely understand your post.

what is your point?

>>33508224

>>33508230
3/10

>>33508230
1/10 but it'll still get serious responses

>>33508249
He's saying /co/ didn't do anything except repost what had been done by dA and tumblr.

>>33508249
He's an outsider. Doesn't know what we're talking about, just poking his head in to troll.

>That feel when you try to scrunchy in real life

>>33508264
>>33508262
oh, okay then

>>33508230
*serious response*

>>33508230
You're terrible at this.

Get a good night's sleep and try again tomorrow.

>>33508213
HA HA TIME FOR SCRUNCHING!

I'm not sure if that's a good thing.

ITT we laugh at pc freaks.

>>33508274
>go to try
>forget about dislocated jaw
>UNENDING PAIN

Fuck you, Klondike. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

>rape

>>33508274
>that feel

>>33508230
6/10
you got me to reply

>>33508274
>That feel when I tried it only because you wrote it.
You're no breathing manually. Breathe in, breathe out

>>33508274

1. The Last Roundup
2. Lesson Zero

999999999. Dog and Pony Show

SCRUNCH

>>33508293
trold hurd

>>33508291
I can't believe that shit.

>>33508315
fuk u niger

>>33508291
Target sighted. Range, 300 metres. Wind velocity 5, humidity 0.1.

Take the shot.

>>33508305
Is it bad that that never works on me?

>>33508315

>>33508315
>dog and pony show doesnt make sense

have you just had a serious head operation or something?

>>33508315
>999999999. Dog and Pony Show
Ok, now you're just trying to get me riled up. Ain't gonna work.

Not really trolling, just mentioning that 4chan is not the primary force of yet another thing. Other websites, more publicly accepted ones contribute to the fandom. The OP stated that it was just 4chan and /co/ which caused Derpy to become a full character. Nothing to do with the convention, artistic websites and derpy spam on youtube.

Someone has to remind you all that 4chan is only relevant to 4chan.

>>33508333
Did you make sure to take the Colioris effect into account?

>>33508315
My little pony friendship is magic

>>33508338
Shut up Klondike
Diamond dog is worst pony

>Have the idea of making a scrunch face tumblr

I bet people would contribute

>>33508274
I'm scrunching all day, erryday.

>>33508301

Anyone have Sweetie and Scootaloo vectors of them scooting?

>>33508348
We're assassinating a political figure, Johnson, this is no time to talk about ladybits.

>>33508341
>>33508343
>I don't know how power rankings work

He's saying that DaPS makes sense and that Lesson Zero and The Last Roundup don't make sense.

>>33508337
Try blinking, try doing it manually. Do it as a concious act.
That's annoying as fuck.

>>33508352
>That feel when diamond dog insult = instant Klondike response

>>33508348
Yes sir.

>>33508346
That's nice. Go play with batman.

>>33508358
who drew dat

>>33508333
We ponychan now.

>>33508346

You realize that she got the name Derpy Hooves on /co/, right?

>>33508364
Problem is that many times people use it wrong
I'm still confused most of the time someone posts a power ranking

Guys, imagine there is a way for us to open up a portal to Equestria and send something through it. Thing is the only thing that you can send through it is either a video or an image. Unfortunately it costs a lot of energy to send something through so it's limited to one data package (so one video or image) that is limited in size to 5 minutes of length or 5000x5000 pixels.

What video or image would you send?

>>33508385
Here we go

>>33508291

>>33508357
Please don't do that. You know what the results would be.

>>33508357

do it

do it

>>33508274
I just plow my face into the wall.

Instant scrunch face.

The only problem is stopping.
That usually requires plastic surgery.

>>33508357
Sounds okay

>>33508379
Rose or Briskby.

>>33508358
how does that even

I WISH TO BE SOLD CHEAP PLASTIC DERPY PONYS! PREFERABLY AS A SAN-DIEGO COMIC-CON EXCLUSIVE.

Then I can be rich with Derpy!

I forgot to save the picture of Twilight post-anal-hoofing Glitter Glue drew for me.

Help!

>>33508357
Yes, but why would you want them to?

>>33508385
>serious response
Dumbass.

>>33508391
seriously, what the fuck is this trigger shit?

ableism? I have literally never heard that word before today. what the fuck is all this shit?

>>33508388


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO_u-EkJZ8E&list=LLFfNk61ci82KsIktmINmBVw&index=54&featur
e=plpp_video
They would live in fear for eternity

>>33508383
>Basebell bat.

>>33508388
I'd send this.

>>33508422
Ableism is discriminating disabled people
I think.

>>33508410
That would be nice.

>>33508346
It's funny how you're talking like if you knew everything better than everyone else while you don't know jackshit about anything related to the case. Guess what? This episode which canonized Derpy was written back when only /co/ existed and literally nothing else. Pony spread to /b/ in February and Ponychan only got popular around April. The episode was being animated by then.

>>33508357
No offense bro but you look like a girl.

>>33508410

I'm ashamed to say, but if they indeed did do a SDCC exclusive Derpy, I would be forced to buy it.

>>33508403
god fucking damnit.


everytime I try to find out who this great artist is, its always bloody her. I dont like having all my eggs in one basket, what if she turns to porn?

>>33508391
>>33508291
YES
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS
MOREMOREMORE
I'LL CUM EVERYWHERE IF FOX GETS IN ON IT

Rule 34 face: pony edition.

>>33508424
>Tonetta
10/10

>>33508391
>Ableism
There's that fucking word.

>>33508391
Hahahahaha she has Aspergers. That explains her rant.

>>33508422

it's a politically correct way of saying "making fun of retards"

>>33508422
offensive/discriminatory to mentally or physically disabled people. Words like "retarded", "spastic" or if you're very sad "lame".

>>33508430
hmm. whats a 'trigger'? everyone on /co/ was spamming it after the episode

>>33508447
>JJ

>>33508388
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
Now they also have a daily dose.

>>33508410
>As a San-Diego Comic-Con exclusive

Fuck you, I can't afford to go there, or to pay the no-doubt four-digit price tag people would be asking on Ebay. If this happens, I'm going to be forced to hunt you down and murder you, because it's all your fault.

>>33508437
That is a girl and THATS OT EVEN ME

>>33508443
Then you've got even more eggs in your basket?

You know what's more offensive than "Derp"

Fucking Whomps. Whomps is a fucking misogynistic slur against women of color and should be an auto ban on most sites.

>>33508461
>lame
Hahaha what

how does the cherrychanga taste like?

>>33508412
Do I look like I have a 'dig through the archives' cutie mark? Do it yourself.

This episode has generated too much hate. Lets get back to the important matters, like what would a toilet for sapient quadrupeds look like?

>>33508447
That's an "out of context face" you dumb ass!

>>33508480

I believe it's called a Chimicherry.

>>33508291
>>33508391

>Both posts end in 91

Magic.

Well, I could see Derpy's voice being cringeworthy if you've got cerebal palsy and actually sound like that.

>Trigger warning

Sounds like autismspeak

>Asperger's Syndrome

There we go.

>>33508447
>Blush
>John Joseco

Him and SpeccySY are THE most overrated artists in the pony fandom.

jesus christ how horrifying

>>33508485
>too much hate
>most popular episode of the season

>>33508443
Rose won't turn to porn.
Also she has a fairly recognizable style, so you should be able to recognize when it's a picture of her's. I've only ever seen Tess confused for her.
Try looking up more good artists. There are a few that post outside of /co/ and even some inside of /co/ that show up time to time.

>>33508480
probably like a cherry turnover

>>33508492
OH GOD KILL IT

>>33508422
Discrimination towards the disabled, I'm guessing.

And by disabled, I mean with regards to humour. Because they clearly can't take a fucking joke.

>>33508493
Well I mean hate towards derpy and fandom and bronies and other good shit.

>>33508489
It's called a tortoise.

>>33508486
How did you know which image it was right away?
Get away from JJfreak.

>>33508480
>>33508489
>did somebody just say, "chimicherrychonga?"

>>33508492
vidya gaems

>>33508391
>>33508291
http://katbot.tumblr.com/post/16259722213/the-latest-mlp-episode

>>33508492
i dont like it here anymore guys I think i would like to go home now

>>33508477
I shit you not, someone posted Faust's Ms Magazine article on their blog and replaced "lame" with "bad".

>>33508476
How are mario enemies offensive

>>33508515
>mfw I posted the wrong version

why does my brother like to shove twizzlers up our cats butt?

>>33508477
Yes. Lame used to mean your legs didn't work right or something.
Some people think it still means that or something I don't know. People are retarded.

>>33508504
But..
Derpy isn't retarded.

>>33508462
Basically a subject that evokes a negative reaction in someone. In it's proper usage, it's meant to keep people who've been raped or abused or whatever else from having to relive their traumatic experience. In the tumblr usage though, it's basically "waaah this makes me mad/sad/horny".

>>33508510
NO!
*blush blush*

>>33508480
>never had a fried pie before
Oh you poor bastard.

>>33508522
>>33508531
Oh god

>>33508523
I don't have to explain it to you, you should just respect my feelings and do what I say. Whomps is my trigger.

>>33508528
Because you watch a show for little girls

>>33508485
Hole in the ground with a seat.

>>33508531
>people are retarded
>retarded

>>33508517
>just because im single I cant enjoy valentines day

well, i sure hope you have fun with your one candle and single person serving of soup you crazy bitch

>>33508422

A "Trigger warning" is a type of "warning" that's commonly put before rants in feminist and ultra-pc communities to ward against "trigger episodes." "Trigger episodes" are emotional trauma caused by the mere mention of a word like "rape" or "racism" that triggers the memory of some bad experience.

So, "trigger warnings" exist to protect an imaginary group of people who have mental breakdowns whenever they see the word "rape" in context.

>>33508485

Probably like South Korean toilets
You're supposed to squat over this

>>33508522
link to the article? i havent heard about it before

>>33508520
>dat cropped face
post the full pic dammit.

>>33508515
SHAZBOT

>>33508556
What the fuck is pc?
I assume it's not Personal Computer

>>33508566

Politically Correct

>>33508566
Politically correct.

>>33508560
That's more hygienic, but less comfortable.

>>33508566
Paedophile center

>>33508564
SHAZBOT

>>33508566
Politically correct. It's a thing that allows the entire population of the United States to be perpetually butthurt.

>>33508566

Politically Correct

>>33508556
that gives me an idea for a comic

>>33508574
>>33508575
>>33508580
>>33508581
Oh, thanks

>>33508566
Pild Chorn

>>33508560
i assume ponies normally do their business standing up?

>>33508566
Phild Corn

obscure reference

>>33508485
I read that as tastes like at first

lets discuss that

anyone have a request for me?

----------------------------------------------------------------
>trigger warning

rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape derpy

>>33508574
>>33508575
>>33508580
>>33508581
Meh Historical Inaccuracy is better

>>33508556
I wish I could watch someone being "triggered", it sounds fascinating.

>>33508593

Apparently real ponies only evacuate standing up straight, so the South Korean design would work better for Equestrians than it does for humans.

>>33508609
Request: Rape victim watching Detroit Metal City and visiting MLPG at the same time

>>33508601
THAT'S NOT OBSCURE!
THAT'S MONTY PYTHON!
YOU'RE ALL DOING IT WRONG!
FUCK!

>>33508593
Ponies do, yes, but that's because they're dumb animals and don't give a leaping fuck about where their shit falls.

Equestrian ponies actually care about hygene, so they are, much like us, more likely to get into a position where it's not going to smear on their hind legs on the way down.

>>33508601
you should make the fucking jpgs smaller

>watching Cromartie
>this scene
>reminds me of you guys

i can only imagine why

>>33508609
Derpy being sexually abused by a random colt.

>>33508633
>add in MLPG caption
>new marker.png

>>33508633
>Cromartie
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THAT WAS MY TRIGGER YOU BASTARD
I'LL FUCKING RAPE YOU TO DEATH

>>33508615
Looks like someone has poor trigger discipline.

>>33508615

Yeah, I don't get trigger warnings. If it's the word "rape" that triggers some repressed memory, wouldn't seeing it in the trigger warning also trigger it?

>>33508633
I wish I could do my hair up in pigtail like the one in the back...

>>33508593
I think.

God pinkie's potty dance was hilarious and cute.

Is it wrong that I found it cute?

I don't care.

Anyway, here's a thought:
Have you thought that maybe, just maybe, Derpy just has silly eyes and is clumsy?

Have you thought that maybe some people are jumping to a conclusion that she's mentally retarded?

>>33508633
>dearest mother
>dearest princess celestia

I wub u Ice Pork.

>>33508607
probably like shit.

>>33508633
Dibs on being the blonde.

>>33508633

Why is everyone cropping ahegao faces from porn?

>>33508601
>nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more
>not wink wink nudge nudge say no more

>>33508633
dude
Cromartie in general reminds me of MLPG

>>33508657

weaver love fluffy pone

>>33508668
Dammit, I knew something about it seemed off.

>>33508631
you're probably right.

>>33508625
You'd be surprised how many retards haven't seen this sketch...

>>33508633

>>33508422
Both are just another tactic by attention whores, hell this post is twice as obnoxious because it it uses BOTH to simultaneously pull people through severe self victimizing, and soap box PC wall of text.

>>33508625
Monty who?

>>33508601
>obscure

>>33508682
Now I want a ponified Akagi

>>33508667

>>33508447
needs more blush

>>33508485
That question has been answered. Next up:

Outhouses in Equestria flush. Magic, or the ultimate form of schizotech?

>>33508677
I've never seen that sketch, and I know about this shit. They played the commercial advertizing the dvds like every fucking commercial break on cartoon network when it was offered, and this bit always came up.

did someone say cromartie?

>>33508659
LOUDER YOU SAY?

>>33508703
Filthy Mud ponies live below the toilets and eat the shit

this episode's generated more shitstorms then FPK ever did

>>33508593
they probably squat

>>33508710
CAUSE I FUCKING HEARD CROMARTIE!

>>33508703
Oh, and you can't say "Because it's a cartoon", or "Because we need some audio cue to say that the character was done in there".

That's not fun.

>>33508703
Better question!
There's ONLY a little filly's room!

Pony men must piss and shit in the streets.
THIS IS YOUR GLORIOUS UTOPIA!

Discuss.

>>33508712
Earth ponies eat shit and pegasi take care of the piss: A message from the Council of Unicorns.

>>33508716

Bonbon... ate my pencil...

>>33508719
Magic, then. Why have a shitbox when you can have a self-activating portal to wherever you want to send your excrement?

>>33508676
Better luck next time, old chap!

>>33508734
>Send your shit to Celestia

>>33508725
>implying all dat shit doens't immedeatly go onto farm feilds for loadsa emone

>>33508713
Thaaaaaat's because the show's fanbase hadn't exploded all over the face of the internet back then.

It was still pretty much just /co/.

When the fuck did all these buzzwords come up? Ableist and triggering?

>>33508750
Politically correct feminist robot nazis.

>>33508750
Derpy brought it up.

She has an impressive vocabulary.

>>33508734
>portals to the moon

>>33508763
Well, she did go to Stanford.

Which episode is the one that triggered(HURR DURR) the PC police?

Isn't Derpy an ableist slur?

>>33508750
Just a bunch of blogs whining about it.

>>33508734
>meanwhile, at Faceless's house

>>33508774
pffffffffffffffffa

>>33508773
The latest one.

>omg lol they mentioned derpy in the show
>that was a fan name
>they listen to us
>see, it isn't a kids show
>let's buy more merchandise.
It really should be illegal taking advantage of mentally retarded people like that. It is such a simple way to milk money.

>>33508633
>these guys are talking about ponies all day, pony this and pony that, what are they? villagers from ponyville?
>HEY, WAIT A SECOND, THATS ACTUALLY A PRETTY GOOD JOKE

>>33508760
Someone should draw a PC pony; A unicorn who wears her mane to hide her horn in case someone interprets it as a phallic symbol.

>>33508773
The one from December 3rd, where Rarity is hanging out with high-class folk for the episode.

>>33508773
The Last Roundup.
You know.
The most recent one.
The one that premiered yesterday.

>>33508725
>Not bowing to your unicorn oberlords

>>33508412

Yay I found it!

>>33508789
Yes.

>>33508649

>>33508653
Oh god it's triggers! Triggers all the way down!!

>>33508774
Isn't My Little Pony a girl's show?

>>33508788
HEY GUYS, YOU'RE ALL TALKING ABOUT PONY THIS, PONY THAT, WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF VILLAGERS FROM PONYVILLE?

>>33508798
Looks like she could use an ice pack

>>33508601

>>33508809
HOO HOO HOO

>>33508651


Goddammit MLPG


I'm going to hell because of you

>>33508802
I am disgusted at how well that fits.

>>33508807

>>33508774
Nope. But keep up with that forced meme if it makes you feel special.

>>33508806
Isn't 4chan a place where only people with no life post?

>>33508807
>>33508788
>>33508822
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8d1UScgOOg

>>33508814
Rainbow Dash has no sense of personal space...

>>33508651
Oh Pinkie, you complete cad.

But maybe we should be a bit more considerate of people who can't help flipping out over certain things.

I knew a girl back in collage who would have a full on panic attack if you started talking about lesbians around her. I don't know what was going on in her head, but she had some serious fear issues with her own gender. This was all a pretty serious hazard for her, considering that we were all college age nerds who got to got together in a room once a week to play dungeons and dragons. After about half a semester of sitting in a corner of the room quietly screaming, she stopped coming and joined anime club.

This was a much better fit since she was a big fan of gay inyuasha hentai. But most of us in gamer's club also went to the anime club viewings, so things didn't really get better until she dropped out during her sophomore year.

>>33508651

I am the greatest!

>>33508825
You know it

MLPG - PC and Cromartie General

>>33508829
Neither does Applejack.

http://yamino.tumblr.com/post/16238418413/the-latest-mlp-episode

EVEN /co/'s IDOL HATES MLP NOW

IT'S OVER

MLP IS FINISHED

>>33508809

>>33508832
Kevin's ponies are ugly mops.

>>33508845
I tough we hated that guy

>>33508825
Isn't Betty a woman's name?

>>33508850
We do

>>33508786
>thar rilly shud be uh laww!

Get of the internet and back into the ground, grandpa.

>>33508845
What kind of liberal bullshit is this?

>>33508845

Who the fuck is Yamino?

>>33508832
No.

>>33508615
THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT TRIGGERS

IS TRIGGERS ARE WONDERFUL THINGS

THEIR TOPS ARE MADE OUT OF BULLSHIT

THEIR BOTTOMS ARE MADE OF WHINING

THEY'RE BOUNCY TROUCLY FLOUNCY POUNCY

FUN FUN FUN!

BUT THE BEST THING ABOUT TRIGGERS IS

THEY'RE CHEAP EXCUSES TO BITCH ON THE INTERNET

>>33508845
>Named Derpy
>Is clumsy and uncoordinated
>is retarded due to her actions
Hmm. That seems like a loose term nowadays.

>>33508828
>>33508807
>>33508788
>>33508822
DOKE DOKE DOKEEEEEEEE

pony poker!

FAVORITE PONY JUST APPEARED NEXT T YOU
WHAT WERE YOU DOING
HOW DOES SHE REACT

>>33508829
>>33508842
Like that's a bad thing?
They're cute little ponies
they can do whatever they want

And this is how MLP ends. By not being polically correct enough.

>>33508193
>>33508391
>>33508391
>>33508391
>>33508391
>>33508391
>>33508391
>>33508391
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>As effective as one person on WoW forums saying they'll quit.

>>33508877
This is the time it sucks to not play favorites.

>>33508866
I'm in the "If we have to have an explanation, she's got inner ear damage". Deafness would explain the poor speech, and lack of motor coordination helps explain the clumsiness.

But really she's just a silly pony with a silly voice and people need to calm the fuck down because it's a cartoon show.

>>33508876
>Poker
>25 cards

>>33508814

>>33508860
A self-rightous douche who draws a crappy manga webcomic based around his pregnancy fetish.

Except that he goes into massive spergoid rages if you imply that he might have a fetish even though most of his art and all of his comic is about pregnancy. He insists that he's too good to have a fetish for anything.

Basically, a typical internet drama queen.

>>33508615
>trigger trigger trigger

what the hell does that even mean?
>neurotypical
Oh wow.

>>33508866
I remember the days when someone who was stupid was just stupid and not automatically assumed retarded.

>>33508845
Heavens to Betsy, a popular artist disliked the episode? ABANDON SHIP.

>>33508842
"WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR, CRANE!"

>>33508852
EEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAA

>>33508902
Wow you must have autism.

>>33508894
I'm still mad we don't have any Royal Guard X Royal Guard art

>>33508877
>Eating onions
>Rarity
Probably punch me in the face and say to stay away from her

>>33508391
>criying for things people say to you on the internet
>twice

>MAXIMUMXAUTISM

>>33508902
Apparently there is no middle ground. You are either of "normal" intelligence, of high intelligence, or retarded. There is no such thing as a high-functioning normal intelligence.

>>33508905
>popular

>>33508877
>Pinkie
>I was watching a LoL stream
>"What's that that looks fun comeontellmewhat'sthattellmetellme- oooh let's play it sometime

>>33508845
>IDOL
what

/co/'s been making fun of her ever since her first ablist rant

>haters gonna hate on derpy

>>33508925
You're not even retarded; your brain is just on a "different plane of intelligence."

>>33508925
There is apparently also noone who is just stupid.
I've known several people who had no mental handicaps other than just being morons.

>>33508905
Who?

>>33508877
>browsing MLPG
>Pinkie knocks me out of the way to get a better look
>Start to explain
>she already knows exactly what the fuck is up, and is already posting

>>33508876
>25 cards
My interest in this deck has grown from "Enh, another cheap piece of merch" to "WHAT COULD IT BE?!! A FIVE-SUITED DECK?! HOLY FFFFF"

>>33508931
Was it M5 rolling TSM at IEM Kiev? Because that's what I was watching.

>>33508950
Yeah.

>>33508924
whoops wrong post

>>33508945
this pretty much

So... people are having a hissyfit over Derpy and not a single word was said when Snips and Snails showed up?

Is it because Derpy's a girl? Why the sudden outcry?

I don't think we need to justify Derpy's voice to anyone.

Cartoons have a long history of goofy characters with silly voices. This is a common cartoon trope that goes back at least 80 years, to the first appearance of this guy.

If a tiny handful of crybabies on the internet are bitching about Derpy, let them. They're the assholes for assuming she's retarded when all we've seen is that she's clumsy and unlucky.

She's just being written as a typical wacky clumsy character, same as Goofy, or Elmer Fudd, or Homer Simpson, or Shaggy, or Launchpad Mcquack, or countless, countless others.

>>33508947
They're black pete cards. Calm your tits.

>>33508960
GIRLS CAN'T BE RETARDED

>>33508884
That would suck, but be hilarious.

HEY MY FATHER WAS KILLED BY A PONY
THIS SHOW INSULTS ME AND MY PERSON!
I WILL NEVER EVER WATCH THIS SHOW
FUCK YOU GUYS, FUCK HASBRO AND FUCK LAUREN FAUST

I'M OFFENDED!!

>>33508969
MY GOODNESS
TELL ME MORE

>>33508945
>Implying this didn't happen months ago, and I've been talking with you guys ever since!

>>33508960
No. Its because we had one view of derpy and others had another.
One was a Derpy who was just clumsy, the other one was a muffin fetishist and a retard.

Canon derpy is basically the middle

>>33508967
>mfw i remember all the /r9k/ tard stories about girls

>>33508935
>>33508934
>>33508845

So much intolerance towards a handicapped character.

Shame on you, Yamino.

>>33508941
Yamino, I guess. Her obsession with Adventure Time is pretty creepy, to be honest (coming from a ponyfag hurrr hurr), but if she were holding on to the show's dick any harder, she'd be its nutsack.

>>33508982
But how does one type with hooves?

>>33508969
I find your use of the word "offended" offensive.

>>33508964
Eh. It's still unusually for a young mare, but whatever. I give this many shits.

>>33508960
We need to copy this post, and spread it around the internet, we need to show it to all the attention whores and hissy-fitters. It would soon shut them up.

>>33508877

>eating maple bar
>Rarity out of fucking nowhere

Uhhh, say hi and offer her some of my donut? She'd probably decline, but eh.

>>33508982
I want to slurp the shit from your asshole

>>33508940
Do you include being a woman as a mental handicap, because Jesus Christ i knew so many dense girls in college.

HEY!

A BUNCH OF PONIES FROM CANTERLOT ARE HANGING AROUND OUR BAKE SHOP!

>>33508960
Snips and Snails just came off as stupid kids.
Derpy sounded closer to downs.

>>33508988
don't get AT's popularity. I've seen a few eps, it's not bad, it's okay, but I don't see why people LOVE it.

>>33508997
Will the gentleman yield?

So I finally got around to watching Last Roundup again.

Holy FUCKING shit, this episode is absolutely flawless. I just finished it and I already want to watch it a third time. Everything that everyone loved about the episode has already been discussed ad nauseum here, but... geez. Best season 2 episode, best AK Rogers episode, best Applejack episode, easily in the top 3 or 4 episodes of all time.

Fuck it. I'm watching it again.

>>33508985

SO!

Derpy is now cannon retarded.

>>33508960
that's what I keep saying

here you have snails, a character that's existed since early on in season 1 whose whole purpose is to be "slow" in every way - the name, the voice, the cutie mark, everything

and then along comes derpy and SUDDENLY IT'S A FUCKING HUGE DEAL

and it's not like this is her first time shitting things up anyway - look at FPK or even nightmare night where she pulls the plug

>>33508960
Because Snips and Snails are Canadian, and therefore are not retarded, but adorably aloof.

>>33508986
Terse didn't believe me when i mentioned that yesterday.

>>33509021
~Neigh

Why the fuck is everyone clenching his anus over Derpy?

Goofy from Walt Disney, Patrick from Spongebob, Tabitha from Slacker cats, Ed from Ed, Edd 'n Eddy, I.R. Baboon from I.M. Weasel, Dee Dee from Dexter's Laboratory, Johnny Bravo, Billy from Billy & Mandy, that one retard from Foster's home of Imaginary friends whose name I forgot, and a whole lot more of characters who are just as 'retarded' as Derpy.

>>33508964
I hate having such a hilarious voice.

>>33508992
I used to, but then I saw this and it worked a whole lot better.

>>33509005
And I want to stay way the hay away from you!

>>33508992
One key at a time.

>>33508969
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT RARITY

>>33509042
Doesn't your face hurt from that?

>>33509021
Neigh.

>>33509020
don't get MLP's popularity. I've seen a few eps, it's not bad, it's okay, but I don't see why people LOVE it.

You people are fucking weird.

>>33509065
That is correct.

>>33509025
goofy/silly does not mean retarded.

>>33509065
You're not the first one to say that.

>>33509042
How much money do you get from selling your "Baked Bads"?

Obama spending huge dough on pony

>>33509065

You don't say.

>>33509013
No I don't. I think they're just stupid.
Though I did know a girl who said she was stupid because she was a girl.

>>33509065

>>33509018
Yeah, I think the voice is the only reason for the shitstorm.

Since she slurs her speech, people are jumping to conclusions.

Maybe they should have given her a valley girl voice instead...

But quite frankly, in our heads she already sounded something like she ended up doing on the show...

>>33509026
>Haha silly Snails, he's so slow and has goofy voice and brought a Ursa (minor) into town and wrecked it a bit
>Oh look Derpy unplugged the tub of apples, hilarious
>Oh look Derpy is causing destruction to the town hall and has a goofy voice, that's shit is not cool. Yo

Is there anyone with a mental handicap that doesn't see this as insulting? Or is this the loud minority thing again?

So Derpy = RD's retarded sister
Y/N?

>>33508997
I find all humans offensive, as my second cousin twice removed's shoe shiner's uncle was killed by a human. I am asking all of you, if you really consider yourselves to be decent human beings, to kill yourselves and anyone else around you. Thank you, and God bless America.

>>33509034
>>33509034
tard stories threads are part of a healthy /r9k/ diet.

>>33509082
She sounded to me alot more like carrot tops we couldn't fit it all in. There was a certain adorableness lacking in Derpy's voice.

>>33509092
Well if liking MLP counts as a mental handicap I don't.

>>33509093
N

>>33509093
/

>>33509097
He never went until someone linked him to a bestiality thread moments after.

>>33509078
I do say.
>>33509081
why.

hey you guys

derpy

>>33509065
What on earth gave you that impression?

>>33509050
Oh I don't ACTUALLY smack my face on the keyboard. It'd end up looking like ,mmnvbcvhvm, cvn,.mm, but my nose is easier to use than my hooves. Go figure!

Anyway, I'm going to get back to being an anon-a-moose before people complain. Bye!

we are all forgetting the big issue here
how big is derpy's big black cock?

Remind me why do we care if she's retarded on 4chan of all the places. You know that we regularly call each other autists and that's a mental disorder?

>>33509025

Oh man, this comic...

>>33509082
Her voice didn't sound slurred to me.

Maybe I'm going deaf, but it just sounded like goofy or something like that.

Unless you think GOOFY is retarded.

In which case YOU are retarded.

>>33509082
Nononono. No valley girl voice.
Keep that faaar away from Derpy.
Tabitha just needs to tone down the dumb a bit. Do more like when she said "Anything I can do to help?" and "I just don't see what went wrong."

>>33509082
But if she had a high voice and spoke quickly, then she'd be too much like Pinkie Pie.

>>33509092
A friend of mine is, and he didn't see it as insulting at all. Probably loud minority as usual. I mean there's nothing wrong with Derpy at all, even if she was actually retarded there still wouldn't be anything wrong with it because it's a fucking cartoon. Old cartoons did this all the damn time, now it's suddenly a fucking huge problem? Fucking idiots getting butthurt over nothing.

>>33509124
No.
Give me a hug first.
My wallet's gone missing and I can't find it and I'm depressed and broke and hungry and I NEED A HUG.

>>33509113

>>33509129

ffffffffffffffffffffff...

>>33509076
>Bachman telling ridiculous lies only children and the mentally retarded would ever believe for no apparent reason

I am so incredibly shocked.

>>33509128
Remind yourself that its not us that do.

>>33509026
You are completely correct. Most of the anger towards Derpy is complete bullshit, which probably has more to do with people being butthurt over their fanfics being invalidated than any sort of genuine concern for the disabled.

Nothing is more insulting than people pretending to be offended just to get attention.

>>33509065

It's fun being weird.

>>33508572
Could someponi please get me the source on this picture in the post above?

>>33509137
High pitch voice and speaks slowly.

sleepy pony is best pony

>>33509157
the fuck is this?

>>33509156
Do not do this any more.

>>33509092
me

derpy just had bad luck (as usual) and dash was being an insufferable cunt (as usual)

I don't understand the shitstorm either

>>33509149
Oh, fine, silly!

I can't actually hug you through the internet, though, so this'll have to do!

>>33509033 Because Snips and Snails are Canadian, and Canada kills all non-retarded babies at birth

Fixed.

>>33509130
It wasn't entirely slurred but there was a slowness to it.
I wouldn't say it's Goofy sounding though. He spoke much more quickly. Derpy sounded like she was taking her time on each word.

>>33509176
Grimderp Bullshit

>>33509187
what is this? link?

>>33509178

Rarity: sluttiest pony

yo, where can I find the ottanta brushpack?

>>33509191
Thank you. Now I can rest at ease.

I'm sure my wallet will turn up soon.

>>33509200
"Ask futashy", on tumblr.
Too lazy to bring out midori urlbar, sorry

>>33509200
http://askfutashy.tumblr.com/
You'll regret going soon enough.

>>33509076
ftfy

I think Derpy's voice is fantastic

>Have had a minor speech impediment since birth
>Get straight A's
>Am on the Dean's list at my school.
>People still assume I'm retarded because of how I talk

I know that feel, Derpy.

>>33509195

>It wasn't entirely slurred but there was a slowness to it.

Yes.
I didn't see how it sounded -retarded- though.
>Derpy sounded like she was taking her time on each word.
Yes.
Like she was clumsy.

Derpy seems like she's clumsy and would trip over her own tongue if she didn't slow the fuck down.

>>33509167
>>33509167
go to paheal and search for "friendship_is_magic discord"

should be on the first page.

>No video of pinkie just saying "cum cum cum"

>>33509076

>>33509206
I'm not even opening that.
Fuck you people. Choke on your own shit and die.

>>33509229

I agree.

>>33509222
>CL's humans
Am I the only one who thinks they suck?

>>33509082
Wasn't there a short animation somewhere a year ago with Derpy holding up a muffin and saying "I brought you a letter!"? Apart from the pitch, that is almost exactly how Tabitha St. Germain does her voice in the show.

>>33508960
>>33508960
>>33508960
>Is it because Derpy's a girl? Why the sudden outcry?
Yes, that is actually why. This makes me think of the circumcision "debate.

Let say Snails represent the "male" part, aka the part that it's okay to mutilate and the outcry basically doesn't exist.
Let say Derpy representing the female part, where the outcry is OH MY FUCKING GAWD IT IS HORRIBLE CHOP OFF THOSE WHO DO IT'S HEADS!!! and then the same people who go "oh but doing it to a boy is ok."

It's simple sexism, the sexist often believe that a girl needs to be protected, but the boy does not.
A typical example of that when a boy falls over, we go "Ah, don't cry, get up" and dust off the dirt and be cool about it. The response when a girl falls over "OH MY GAWD HOW DID IT GO?!?! ARE YOU HURT?! DON'T CRY! LET ME COMFORT YOU WITH HUGS!"

>>33509222
Ah, sure. It's definitely...........peculiar.
I've seen worse, 'tho

>>33509229
SO DO I
WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS

>>33509253
CL's everything sucks. Absolutely. Everything.

>>33509230
maybe you should have thought about that before having a speech impediment retard

>>33509230
>People still assume I'm retarded because of how I talk
People actually do that?

Which pony would be best to eat out?

>>33509288
pizza pony

>>33509260

you are so close to understanding how the patriarchy adversely affect both men and women

godspeed gentle anon