I'm not ignoring your topic

>rape

I ignore your topic and substitute my own.

>rope

What the hell is that drawing in the OP.

Interpretive porn?

>fluffy pony makes for excellent fuel
>coal and oil become obsolete
>fluffy ponies are shoveled by the dozen into incinerators
>fluff for the fluff god
>fluff for the fluff throne

Let's talk about Scootaloo

>>33506046
How do you "break" the marker?

Codewords received. Failsafe on the ready. Safety interlocks disengaged. Ready.

>>33506056
Let's not

WHO IS BEST EQUINE

>>33506053

Why the fuck aren't threads being marked PROPERLY?

>>33506061
by treating it badly

>rap

Silly art thread?

Anyone have copies of those fluffy pony >feels /spoiler] about getting fluffy pony a salt lick?

>>33506056
Who has a bigger inferiority complex, her or Applejack?

>>33506069
OK, let's not, anyway, no one except retarded tripfags like Scootaloo

>>33506056
Fuck yeah, isnt she the orangiest pony?

>>33506061
He didnt use the super special password that would allow other people to delete it and repost it.

>>33506070

>>33506078
I hope you're not >implying that being licked up by four clones of Celestia qualifies as being treated badly.

I have no idea what I'm doing.
Anybody want a request?

>>33506091
She's less orange than AJ, actually.

>>33506061
I think he used the wrong password or something, Leth was talking about how he couldn't move it till Issac fixed it.

>>33506071
I can see twilight becoming evil and killing all of her friends.

She's antisocial, awkward, and too powerful for her own damn good. Villain in the making.

Try get through this.
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/oat/res/37634753.html

Anyone have a screencap of the reactions when Derpy spoke? I just found out what happened and I can't believe I missed the shitstorm. Also, holy shit, Tabitha has range.

>>33506098
Make Rum Pone

>>33506092
>>33506100
Yeesh.

>>33506098
Scootaloo eating a cherychanga

>>33506098
This but with pinkie pie.

>Wanna party mlpg?

HAHAHA,
YOU GUYS ARE JOKING RIGHT?
YOU AREN'T SENDING ME TO BOARDING SCHOOL WITH THESE FREAKS RIGHT?
http://www.reddit.com/r/MLPdrawingschool/

Quick question, how does one make a .gif form a .swf?

THE MARKER MUST BE DELIVERED TO THE THREAD

>>33506100
NEW TRIPFAG
LEAVE

>>33506090
Hey, maybe I'm not retarded, maybe I'm just Ditzy?

>>33506117
I have no idea what that is.

>>33506108
>phantomignition (Silly Element of Wind)

Made it that far.

Someone write some more >feels

>>33506134
>not knowing what a cherrychonga is
Do you even watch the show?

GENTLEMEN, I HAVE FOUND THE LOCATION OF EQUESTRIA

WE NEED TO SEND A HUMAN AMBASSADOR TO OPEN UP DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS WITH PONYKIND

WHOSE UP FOR THE TASK?

http://www.dartmoor-npa.gov.uk/lookingafter/laf-landmanagement/laf-ponies

Derpy is a very pretty pony.

>>33506149
I did but I don't remember.

>>33506109
Have one.
I copy/pasted it on steam from a stream for a friend, that day.
The stream went nuts, there were 4 messages per second.

>>33506133
Nah, you are a retard attention whore, I really hope you get cancer and die

>>33506099
applejack is more like a strong yellow, not orange. what are you daltonic?

>fluffy pony hug magnetism becomes stronger each day
>soon fluffy ponies are attracted to each other from all over the world
>initially a few die crossing the ocean
>soon they are being pulled so hard they're flying
>all the fluffy ponies are converging in hong kong
>fluff singularity
/universe

>>33506133
Get the fuck out you idiot. You are scum. You are lower than scum, you are pure unadulterated cat jizz rotting in a litter box.

>>33506154

Yes.

>>33506120
SORRY SON BUT WE THINK THIS WILL BE BEST FOR YOU

YOU'LL MEET MANY LIKE-MINDED PEOPLE THERE, I'M SURE YOU'LL HAVE FUN

So what are your thoughts on the ableism displayed in the newest episode, /co/?

>not ruining your sweet fluffy pony's innocence

>>33506155
A chimicherrychanga is "mashed up cherries in a tortilla that's deep fried"

>>33506158
>holy bucking shit
>dewpy
>evar

What vile stream chatroom is this?

>>33506160
>>33506166
Yeah I get that a lot.

>>33506154
>>33506154
hey bro, log in to DN, i got Kosmos archer to level 16 yesterday

>>33506171
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>33506172

You're gonna try this every new thread, aren't you?

>>33506161
They're equally orange.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/36445632/zone-pinkie_pie.swf.mp3

>>33506199
>.mp3

>>33506172
I think it's a pretty weak troll and also I would slurp Braeburn's nuts.

>>33506185
Does anyone else think those would be really easy to cook up at home? I... kind of want to try it.

>>33506199
what

>>33506195
woah damn, you're right, maybe i didnt see it because AJ and scootaloo never appear in the same screen.

>fluffy ponies are excellent for absorbing kinetic force
>soon the armies of the world replace traditional body armor with live fluffy ponies
>world war 3

I feel a strange emptiness inside when I realize I will never hug this pony. ;_;

Maybe if I get a dog it will ease the pain.

>>33506172
It's fantastic. It's like birth defects are a real thing in equestria now.

>>33506199
>.mp3

>>33506207


http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/01/chimicherrychonga-compilation.html#more

It does

>>33506207
A couple people have done it. Its apparently pretty good, and simple as hell.
Go for it, post pics.

>>33506214
Scootalo is still the best orange pony

>>33506228
>>33506231
Well that was fast.

>this fandom

>>33506195


Scootaloo seems a tad bit darker

>>33506199
Not exactly sure where you're going with this...

>>33506238
Chimichangas are easy as fuck to make, it is just a fried soft taco

>>33506232
And strangely, also the best luchadore.

>>33506232
>mfw Dr McNinja just became Dr McLuchadore

>>33506145

>Going out to the mall just because you wanna get out of the house for a while
>About half way there you feel something rustling in your coat pocket
>There's Spaghetti pony as usual, but what's this?
>Tabasco pony hitched along for the ride, not that she was jealous or anything
>You don't want to waste the gas and drop her off back at home, so you decide to take her along for the ride
>While window shopping, Spaghetti pony and Tabasco pony are constantly at odds, Spaghetti's cheerful disposition and Tabascos fiery sarcasm clashing in hilarious ways
>Eventually it's lunch time and you get some fast food
>Spaghetti pony wants some ketchup and Tabasco pony wants some hot sauce
>Thankfully there is a Taco Bell nearby, so you are able to sate their hunger for a while
>You try to spice up your food by using Tabasco, but shes embarrassed about taking her fez off in public
>You say you'll never take her out again if you don't give up the goods
>She hesitates but eventually yields and you remove her fez, tipping her over and letting her liquid insides spill over your fires
>You put the fez back and she's blushing, and you look for Spaghetti pony
>She was hiding in the bag the whole time
>She always pops up in the strangest places
>After lunch you head home, both of the ponies happy to have spent the day with you

>>33506232
that reminded me of mucha lucha.

A LA PULGA LE GUSTAN LOS CHURROS

>>33506241
scootaloo is part of the apple family

>>33506172
I haven't checked up in a while actually, has the shitstorm over this settled down in the rest of the internet yet or is it going to be Over a Barrel: Season 2?

Scoots:

http://www.perbang.dk/rgb/ECB060/

AJ:

http://www.perbang.dk/rgb/F9B159/

>>33506190
I'm too tired at the moment. Sorry.

Trying to fix my sleeping habits since I'm going to have to take my studies seriously now, and I can barely keep my eyes open at the moment.

Dumb sleeping habits.

Should be back on around tuesday!

>>33506214
FiM has a pretty restrained color palette. For example Scootaloo's hair is the same color as Cheerilee. And the Apple siblings share a lot of the same colors.

>>33506195
According to photoshop in this pic Aj is 241R 137G 095B and Scootaloo is 242R 176G 103B

>>33506186
Bronystate...
Hey, the others were full

>>33506109
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geTCP666Yf4

There's also a screenshot of our thread when it happened floating around somewhere.
Someone post it?

>>33506312
It's called an "archive".

>>33506300
The Fluffy simulcasters had some open spots. I think.

>>33506300
What, Fluffy's stream, Nootsack AND Terse's stream were all full?
Bullshit.

>>33506320
Oh, you

>>33506320
I don't want to see it, and I can't be bothered to find it for this guy. He can find it himself.

>>33506281
You could find the same color variation from within either character just because screencaps come from TV and web encodes, not the .swf source which no one has access to.

They're the same color.

>>33506277
All of the characters are copypaste, You dumbass

>>33506294
I think Twilight and Spike are the same colour too.

>>33506324
>>33506325
Ugh, perhaps I DID take the first stream could find because I'm a lazy ass person
I did hear most streams were full, afterwards.

>>33506333
No, even looking at that screencap I could see that AJ was slightly lighter.

>>33506325
Fluffy's was, by like 8:30 EST or something too, Terse's did too, I think, but not untill the link started getting posted aroud.
NS's didn't.

just a concept idea that popped out in my head.

y/n ?

>>33506358
Also who the hell are you and what do you contribute to warrant a name?

>>33506286
>>33506286
what was your timezone again?

>>33506368
'not from /co/, just happened to lurk when Anon asked for a cap of the reaction when Derpy talked.
Now back to lurking

>>33506386

Any updates on that MLP dating sim?

>>33506380
>Report first post
>filter "Nyx \("
Problem solved.

>quick hooves and a strong back

Your initial thoughts were 'madam' and 'bordello'

Don't deny it.

>that feel when Nyx spammer is back...trying to manual spam again
>mfw every single one of his images are filtered.

If you have 4chanX, just put /Nyx/i in the filename field and ta-da, no spam.

>>33506396
>>33506400
The spammers already admitted he's only after attention.
Don't reply to any post of his. Just report it, filter it, and carry on.

Derpy is a very speaky pony.

>>33506294
pinkie's body is the same as fluttershy's hair

dash's yellow in her hair is the same as fluttershy's body

pinkie's hair is the same as twilight's pink hair stripe

etc

>>33506336
no, they're slightly different because they're together so much, like when spike rides twi

>>33506375
CET (UTC+1). It's 13:56 here at the moment.

Just 7 more hours until I can sleep and then be able to get out of bed at normal times again.

>>33506397
The pokehidden one? The guy's on vacation for another week, work will resume when he returns, apparently.

There's screenshots and stuff at his tumblr if you care, which can be found through google.

>>33506406
>that feel when the production line was a metaphor for the commercialization of prostitution
>that feel when in actuality the other 5 girls were getting it on too

Nyx spam again? Well okay then.

>>33506415
Derpy is a very bouncy pony.

>>33506417
>no, they're slightly different because they're together so much, like when spike rides twi
Its possible, I just remember one scene, forgot which episode now, where he sticks his arm in front of her face and they looked pretty much identical.

>>33506430
>mfw

HSG and MLPG go to battle against one another.

Both sides are armed with swords.

Who wins?

Where Applejack was during the last roundup.

Would you enslave a pony, keeping her at your side to do your every will? Breaking a pony's mind?

>>33506423
im at GMT-3 and kosmo is at GMT+4. its 10 a.m. here.

meh... guess we will never be able to play little bits during the week.

>>33506453
Depends
Which side has the curved variety?

>>33506453
MLPG probably. Deafdefiler is like ~7ft tall. Huge reach.
And Leth can just tell his satellites to nuke the enemy from orbit.

>>33506461

No.

>>33506461
I'd only break her so I could remake her to believe she loved me and wanted to be like this

>>33506453
There's more of us, I think.

I'd run away and let the rest of you faggots die.

>>33506461
I would keep pony as an equivalent partner and companion.

0-4 vidya
5-9 watch Last Roundup again

>>33506430
>>33506450

>CHERRIES

>>33506494

>implying you can leave

This week's episode:
>Applejack blushing
>Canon Derpy
>Pinkie Pie needing to pee
>Applejack ragequitting
>Pinkie talking like she's possessed

>>33506502
I would let the ponies sort my cherries.
In a sexual way.

>>33506505
I'm going to leave my browser open

then i'm going to watch Last Roundup again anyway in an hour or so

>>33506514
Which pone?

>>33506506

You forgot

>sly reference to prostitution

>>33506521
All the pone

>discover a fluffy pony sleeping on the street
>take it home and let it sleep on the end of your bed
>wake up the next morning
>fluff all over where it was sitting
>can't brush it off
>blanket and bed has become fluff
>fluffypony waddles out of the room
>wooden floor has strands of fluff woven through it where fluffypone has touched

>horror

>>33506532
She was held chained while customers got to have their way with her. She resisted at first but realized that it wouldn't change anything, she would only get beaten harder. So she just took it while crying.

>nyx spam
Anyway is there a plave to download all the episodes now that MU is dead.
Preferable the 720 vesrion

>>33506543
can you greentext story faggots go form your own subreddit or something

this shit is retarded

>>33506550

Jewtube.

>>33506536
Fucking Dreatos.
You are one of my favourite pone artists.
And you did most of the first fanart for Past Sins.
Granted it was commissions, but still.

>>33506549
>implying she wasn't crying because the rape service was more expensive, and much as she enjoyed it she really needed the bits

>>33506550
http://pony.bronyasia.com/ddl2.php

>>33506554
They can't stop spamming their stupid shit, I've asked them countless times but it means nothing.

>>33506550
http://ompldr.org/vYnZsMw has most of them

>>33506577
They have almost nothing in 1080p. Can't work without that. They don't even have Secret of my excess in that format.

>>33506575
I kinda like it, but I agree that we've had enough for the past few threads. I'm fluffied out for now.

>fluffypony fluffypony fluff fluff fluff
>fluffypony fluffypony fluff fluff fluff
>fluffypony fluffypony fluff fluff fluff
>FLUFFYPONY FLUFFYPONY FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF

kill me

>>33506585
oh. I usually prefer the 720p itunes ones anyway, so

Imagine if a series of mails between the creators of MLP leaked where they make fun of all the 'bronies' and their OC's and shit and call them autists and shit.


Imagine the tears.

Then the cherry on top of the pie where Faust herself calls them autistic manchildren.


A man can dream, I guess.

Would you Fluff a pony, /co/?

The answer is no, you wouldn't, because ponies do not have a porn industry because that would be a terrible thing.

>>33506585
I'll mainly watch them on my laptop which has a 1600x900 screen so I don't need the 1080p versions
And even if I would watch them on TV I would be satisfied with the 720p version

>>33506640
>implying it would be a terrible thing in a world with cutie marks
if it's the thing they enjoy the most, and are the best at, what's the harm?

>>33506652
Ponies only mate for reproductive purposes when they're in a happy married relationship.

Everyone knows that.

>>33506577
So when do they usually upload the other episodes?

So no more Applejack episodes this season?

>exhausted from MLPG'ing all day, trying to sleep now
>fluffy pony comes to lay on you
>fluffy pony unleashes a massive fart
>it reeks and lingers for at least 15 minutes, keeping you awake
>you shove fluffy pony off the bed
>pull some fluff off your tongue
>notice that the whole bed is covered in shedded fluff and various pet danders
>regret buying a fluffy pony
>hear an obnoxious pounding at the door
>fluffy pony is hoofing the door and whining loudly because it has to go out
>groan and try to ignore it
>the endless whining and farting keeps you awake for an hour
>finally it stops
>wake up in the morning and find your living room covered in fluffyponyshit
>also fluffy pony tipped over the garbage can

>>33506619
Later.

>>33506632
>Daniel Ingram letters
>sends personal letters to all the Bronies who ruined At the Gala for him
>he tells off each and every one of them with incredible detail

>>33506683
The next one is an AJ episode but knowing us we'll probably discuss BIG Mac and forget about her...again

>>33506683
Next week

>>33506679
That, or because they want to have a bit of fun

>>33506683
After the next one?
I guess not.
While DASH gets 3 episodes.
Fuck this gay planet.

For those wanting a reaction to Derpy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=geTCP666Yf4

>>33506694
The suffering can be seen in his eyes
His favorite song raped in front of him.
And he had to pretend he enjoyed it

>>33506632
>>33506694


I would pay to see this.


If there is ever an end to MLP FiM, this is how I want the final moments of the fandom be.

>Fluttershy still doesn't have an episode focused on her

I'm dropping this show

Has anyone counted the amount of scrunchface in TLR yet?

>>33506687
My sides

>tualaig esparcle llamos dios
>comment allez vous

>>33506707
Already posted moron.

See
>>33506312

>>33506721
Still got a few episodes to announce.

>>33506632
>"And the worst of all are those losers on 4chan's cartoon board!"
>"I know, the others are pathetic and creepy, but those guys I think are really pedophiles...so disgusting"

>>33506722
dat pinkie ass

>>33506744
We already know that
We wouldn't care

>>33506694
>>33506710
Not just his eyes

>>33506721
You really want an episode of Fluttershit Babyshitting again?

Fluttershy has to be paired up with someone else like Rarity or the CMC or even fucking philamena to make an episode.

>>33506710

>>33506750

I would actually take it as a compliment.

>babies being born
>ponies using toilets

Bodily functions in a kids show?
I'm out.

>>33506757
Shut up Klondike
Go draw some RarityXDiamond Dogs or something

>>33506761
Anyone else pissed off that his song for us got lagged and they performed that for him?

>>33506744

It's funny because no one would give a shit on here.


But Ponychan? Hoho, they'd go mental.


Probably commit suicide en masse

I wish I could art like Fiarel.

>>33506772
I'm so pissed off, I want to just fight ponies or something!

PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND RAINBOWY PONIES AND SUNSHINY PONIES AND CLOUDS FULL OF PONIES THAT FLOAT IN THE SKY

MAGICAL SPARKLY RAINBOW UNICORN PONIES I LOVE ALL THE PONIES THEIR FLESH AND THEIR BONIES

I CHAT WITH MY PONIES ON MARSHMALLOW PHONIES THEY WHINNY AND SPARKLE AND BEST OF ALL FLY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2cIimwXz9U
http://www.ponyvspony.com/

pls respond

>>33506744
At least we can admit we fap to pone.

>>33506775
Half of them probably
The other half would have probably forgotten everything about the show

Fluttershy doesn't have an episode yet because they're obviously building up to something big

>>33506775
That would be glorious. Shall we try and fake these letters?

>>33506687
That has been 13 years of owning my dog.

>>33506790
They are preparing for the day Futashy becomes Canon.

>>33506784
JOKES ON YOU ANON I'M ALREADY PLAYING
>>33506770
You're such a jerk....but okay

>>33506706
>implying that a Twidash episode isn't the best thing that could happen to this show

>>33506706
And fluttershy gets none.

>>33506798
My body is ready

>>33506790
>That's what Flutterfags actually believe
I fell sorry for you guys
I kmean we get a new oneshot character that's not even a pony before a FS episode

>>33506808
Shut up Megasweet.

>>33506805
I know but the cries of Flutterfags just make the haters stronger.

>>33506804
>RD is a jerk
>Twilight tells her about her ways
>RD isn't a jerk anymore
>The end

Fun

>>33506687
>the endless whining and farting keeps you awake for an hour

Just like my ex!

>>33506804
>twidash

>>33506815
You forgot all the sex/

>>33506815
>every Dash episode EVER

>>33506804
Why is it so cute /co/?

>>33506815
Nigga she goan READ.

>>33506824
What about sonic rainboom?

>>33506809
We'll see about that in 4 months

>>33506823
You mean all the millisecond bedroom eyes screencaps and the winks that everyone thinks is implied relationship confirmation?

>>33506825
Because you're a ponyfag.

>>33506550
http://pastebin.com/tZcf5WbF
http://pastebin.com/QvBuw29i

>>33506813
Just like how annoying i find rarity fans i like all the fucking ponies and find it irritating when that shit kicks up id rather we were completely off topic in fact.

>>33506804
You know I don't really care about shipping.
But for some reason Twidash, Raijack and Appledash alwayse annoyed me.
The other ships don't do nothing

>>33506825
Because it is, anon. Because it is...

>>33506830
>Books are dumb!
>Here have a book
>Oh god books are cool!
>The end

>>33506815
>Hey Twi
>Hey Dash, stop being such a dick
>Okay, sorry Twi, wanna make out?
>Yes
it's an everybody laughs ending

>>33506835
And more.

>>33506835
Mayor Mare's bedroom eyes

A regular, non-sentient horse is introduced to Equestria

What happens next?

>>33506852
>Ponychan: 10/10 most touching story of the year

>>33506804
>implying we don't REALLY need a pinkie and rarity episode
not for shipping but just because they interact so well together
>HEY RARITY CATCH ME

>>33506851

Best ship.

>>33506856
Motherfuck

>>33506825
because they'd both have to compromise a little on their egotism and try and come to terms with finally finding somebody they like as much as themselves
and that's adorable

>>33506823
>Twilight teaches Dash how to read
>Dash in return teaches Twilight that when two girls are really good friends, they can have a special type of fun together

http://sta.sh/01m2pdytmvhm

I tried to get the last part into a gif, but fuck it.

>>33506857
must
resist
moving
eyes
further
apart
>>33506854
this would actually happen too
>>33506856
Oh god dammit guys

>>33506843
>implying that anyone hates the mane cast
Dude we all love them
No matter what kind of fag they are or how much they say x is best pony they love them all.
It's just that they like one more than the others
Except N4CH0S and Nopony but fuck those retars

>>33506798

>Fluttershy is taking a nap
>Suddenly a knock on the door
>This startles Fluttershy
>She then suddenly starts ejaculating from shock
>The ejaculating is so intense that it causes her to spin uncontrollably
>She starts screaming, begging it to stop
>Suddenly the semen hits the door like a taxi driving into a foam convention
>It was just Twilight wanting to borrow some sugar
>"Not again..."
>Cue title sequence

>>33506722

i don't remember that being in an episode

what's going on here

>>33506803
Curse you Klondike.
Next time you won't be as fortunate.

>>33506874
Theres so much more to it than that but i cannot begin.

>>33506861
They make it smarter using magic.

The answer to every question like this is "They fix it with magic"

>>33506884
My trolling armor has a few major chinks in it im afraid.

>>33506884
I thought Nachos didn't hate any of the ponies?

>>33506877
Hahaha

So will Fighting is Magic ever be released?
I'd love to play some fightan gaems with you all.

God, /b/. How can anything be so bad?
Have you seen those pony generals?
Or their thread simulators on youtube?

Fuck.

>that feel when you like the show because it's the only thing in your life that isn't grim and not because it's a fucking meme now

>>33506875


>Dash in return teaches Twilight that when two girls are really good friends, they can have a special type of fun together

>>33506892
>this startles the fluttershy

>>33506912
Dude he's exactly like Nopony when it comes to Rarity

>>33506857

Funny how at the end of the episode, Applejack specifically mentions disappointing mayor Mare.

>>33506903
this kind?

>>33506897
I'm a giant faggot and think they might actually be able to make it work, on top of it being really adorable and them being really pretty together

>>33506878
FUCK

>>33506874
I've never seen Twilight act Egotistical.

>>33506927
I was in that thread.

>>33506874
>Egotistical Twilight

Do you even watch the show?

>>33506932
>actually be able to make it work
Magical ponies with some kind of ultimate magic of harmony binding them Yeah you may be onto something there.

>>33506919
They can play tennis together? That's what you're getting at, right?

>>33506934
>Babby cakes

>>33506877

I really want to believe that guy says the truth when it comes to the working for Hasbro part...
But alas there's a 99% chance that he's lying.

>>33506953
More like a wild night of fencing

>>33506934
really? She thinks that if she doesn't know something, it's not true, and that everything she knows is undeniable. She thinks she knows better than everyone else about basically everything. She's not very socially confident and goes out of her way to hide it, but she's egotistic as fuck in the same way most of us are.

>>33506954
>Tries to help Pinkie Pie take care of small children that arguably, shouldn't even be in her care.
Oh no, she is the ultimate bitch, how dare she try to assist another pony!

>>33506954
She's hardly egotistical, she's just offering to help but unintentionally making Pinkie Pie seem out of her league.

There's a huge fucking difference.

>>33506965
I am exactly the same in that regard.

>>33506892
>Fluttershy spinning around 360 degrees and jizzing, like a rotary garden sprinkler
>mfw

>>33506933
awesome

>>33506934
perfectionism is also a form of vanity

>>33506934
>>33506977
Similarity is uncanny.

>>33506964
But that could be dangerous. A pony could lose an eye and the room would be bound to get really messy.

>>33506987
Even they need to use protection.

>>33506953
if Twilight can use her magic at tennis, she'll win. Otherwise Dash'll win. But Dash knows a game where they both get to use their special talents and it'll just make it more fun, not less.

>>33506934
>Feeling Pinkie Keen
>whatever the hell the first episode was called
>Lesson Zero
>not to mention numerous passive aggressive quips she's made in various episodes

Derpy sat on my cat and killed it. :(

MY BAAAAD

>>33506999
Handegg?

>>33506986
Hey anon
anon
hear me out here

what if...

what if Mayor Mare was Derpys aunt.
Which is why Derpy didn't get in a lot of trouble for breaking the building?

Also they were fighting

>>33507009
Close, but Dash can't fly in that one

>>33507011

Derpy is a lover not a fighter

>>33507009
How the fuck would they play that?
They don't have any hands

>>33506993
I think a pony one would need t be a different shaped.

But I am not very knowledgeable on pony anatomy.

>>33507011
The fuck man? That wasnt even vaguely related to what i was talking about.

>>33507002
>Dismissing superstitious bullshit
>Wanting to report to the Princess
>Conversational slights due to her being antisocial

>>33507009
Hoofegg

>>33507029
Um...With tails?
I mean they have incredible control over them
They're almost as useful as a hand

>>33507004
Dat bubble but, man...

>>33507011

STOP.

>>33507033
>"I'M RIGHT!"
>"I'LL MAKE A PROBLEM!"
>"I DON'T NEED ANY FRIENDS!"

>>33507032
You said namefags are strangely similar. I tried to cloud your judgement by swiftly changing the topic

>>33507033
And bridle gossip, and heading into the everfree forest alone, and talking to the CMC, and just generally she is pretty fucking egotistic. In a completely different and much more passive way to Dash, yes, but she still thinks she's some hot shit.

>>33507043
>bubble butt

>>33507024
Ice Hockey?

And then ponies slid everywhere.

e·go·tist (g-tst, g-)
n.
1. A conceited, boastful person.
2. A selfish, self-centered person.

Twilight isn't that selfish, neither is she boastful. However, she is quite proud of herself for being Celestia's star pupil, BUT she never makes a point of making that fact known, in fact it makes her very self conscious.

>>33507051
I meant she had a similar expression to the reaction image.

Wait how did AB hold that fencing sword?

>>33507061
I think what the guy meant to say is they are insufferable in their own area of expertise.

>>33507051
>see the image
>instantly think of Derpy saying this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp2-aZgOt1M

>>33507061
Perhaps elitist would be a better term, then. But the point is, she's still going to have to learn to respect another's opinions, and it's still going to be adorable.

>>33507054

She took it upon herself to visit Pinkie, and take over the babysitting job.

>>33507049
She had absolutely no reason to believe in "Pinkie Sense"
How is making a problem egotistical?
also, you may have noticed the whole "Don't need any friends" was after all that discord bullshit exploded after the elements failed. It was basically her giving up, which is why she lost her colour there.

>>33507078
Isn't everyone?

>>33507071
..OH

That she does!

>>33507054
You don't know what egotistical means, do you?

>>33507095
Well no, fluttershy and pinkie pie don't have that kind of thing. Rarity and AJ do to perhaps an even greater extent.

>>33507084
Offering to help ≠ taking over completely

>>33507092
There's a difference between not beliving something and not even entertaining the idea despite all of your friends telling you it's so.

Post a scootaloo.

>>33507076
MAGIC!!
But seriously they probably don't hold them but put them on. I mean it doesn't have a handle but just a place where they put their hoof in and it's like an extension.

>>33507109
Offering to help while at the same time passive aggressively putting them down would qualify as an egotistical move, wouldn't it?

>>33507114
no

>>33507112
Got me there, but still, the thought that someone's fairly vague bodily movements can predict the future?
That's pretty far-fetched, even by the standards of their world.

>>33507084
She came over to help out. There's a big difference, Mr. Control Freak.

>>33507114

Now what do I do?

>>33507114
/r/ing the "I need an adult" edit.

Do you think they recorded the voice session for Derpy? I absolutely want to see the behind the scenes...I want to see if they started cracking up doing that voice or just sat back in horror at what they'd done.

>>33507076
We have been over this.
magnetic hooves, how do they work.

>>33507127
So? I wouldn't listen to them either, but I'm elitist as fuck.

>>33507124
God Klondike, you are such an asshole!

Is anyone else hoping that they show the accident that hospitalizes Rainbow Dash?

>>33507121
Except you forget Twilight still hasn't developed decent people skills, if she's 19 in season two, she moved to Ponyville when she was 18, she only had regular social interaction with Celestia, Spike, and her parents up until then.

Twilight is adorkable in her lack of people skills, she wouldn't deliberately put someone down unless there was a reason behind it (Rainbowdash being an egotistical cunt in MMDW), everything is purely by accident due to still being socially inexperienced.

Maybe Twilight is autistic.

>>33507127
It's called Earth Pony magic, motherfucker. EPs are more in tune with the world around them.

>"Let go, Luke...trust your instincts"

>>33507147
Yes.

>>33507092
I was referring to the first episode of season 1.
You got me on the Lesson Zero part though. I had some explanation for it but I've been awake for 20 something hours and hell if I can remember it.
The other dude explained the Pinkie Sense bit far better than I could ever hope to.

>>33507147
This needs an "Excellent" caption.

>>33507147
YES, Oh god yes.

I drew something. Does /co/ like it?

>>33507147
She crashes into the ground while trying a new aerial manuever

>>33507147
It will probably be before the intro

>>33507127
Though when almost everyone you know tells you it's true, and you have been bombarded with nothing but evidence pointing towards the existence of something, you're generally suppose to at least consider its possibility.
As opposed to "NO SHUT UP IT'S NOT REAL."

>>33507161
Ever heard of a ruler?

>>33507161
I am amused

>>33507161
>lolwut
>lolwut
>lolwut
>lolwut
>lolwut


No, I don't like it.

>>33507147
I'm hoping it will have absolutely nothing to do with flying.

Like, she trips over her pet tortoise or something.

>>33507171
...the fuck man?

>>33507171
Rulers are for pussies.

>>33507165
then gets back up again and is fine, before tripping over a stone and breaking her nose

>>33507161
Oh shit, a floating IPOD

>>33507161
Not bad, but your anatomy could use a little work, especially around Octavia's mouth, and the eyes are kind of horrifying in that 'kawaii uguu~' deviantart way.

>>33507117
>>33507137
There's also that theory where they re like Geckos or something

>>33507157

>>33507165
Shes done that almost every episode shes appeared in.

>>33507178
I'd take a ride on that pony any day

>>33507156
Hmmm, I think the whole not needing friends thing then, is that they'd distract her from her studies, not that they'd be unable to compare with her.
The show has shown her being fairly amicable to those of lesser skill than her but, I guess its open to interpretation.

>>33507147
Perhaps Derpy would be responsible?

>>33507185
That's what i intended
>>33507183
she's using her magic to lift it

>>33507181
Brilliant. No, seriously. You just completely upended by cynicism.

>>33507161

>>33507177
Its in character fan character of course

>>33507161
It's good If it's your first drawing
I don't like octavia's face though, the eyes&mouth seem warped and out of place

>>33507161

>>33507200
derpy confirmed for recurring villain.

>>33507161
Good.

>>33507203
>>33507209
Oh god

>>33507170
Twilight comes from a place that does not believe in superstition. She believes in the power of magic, she did not understand the ways of Earth Ponies despite her learnedness, so she endeavoured to find out more. When there were no recorded instances of Pinkie sense recorded in Scientific texts, Twilight found it hard to believe. She even did experiments, but nothing worked.

She's a science and magic scholar, I'd be exactly the same.

>>33507148
>first five minutes of episode one
>"Moondancer is having a little get-together in the west castle courtyard. You wanna come?"
Christ, where do people get this idea? She never had FRIENDS, that doesn't mean she didn't interact with people outside of her little bubble.

>>33507178
>G-string
>Human arms and upper-body musculature

Out.

>>33507147
So here's the question.

Is she going to injure HERSELF, or is someone else going to injure her? I'm hoping for the latter because I'm an asshole.

>>33507165
It'd probably be more spectacular than that. Maybe derpy will drop something on her like they did with Twilight.

Was that the only other bit where a pony got visibly injured? Apart from the Big Mac thing.

>>33507226
She probably didn't realize she had friends.

>>33507236
du u evn wsh da sho

Wait a minute... is this actual character discussion?

Eh.

>>33507241
Twilight was wheelchair bound because she fell down into AJ's basement.

>>33507225
But for her to not accept or even acknowledge that there was an incredible amount of evidence pointing towards Pinkie sense, is just stupid.
It's like if someone didn't believe in Bigfoot after looking him in the eye.

>>33507161

>>33507247
Ahahahaha, you expect there to be some kind of continuity from one episode to another? What do you think this show is, Lost?

>>33507258
.....
RAPE RAPE RAPE COKE PONY RAPE WOULD YOU A PONY RAPE COKE COKE FLUFFY AUTISM

>>33507258
Sure is. And it was spawned by discussion of Twidash, further proving that it really is the best ship.

>>33507258
shit, good point, better stop
uh, despite Twilight's issues, I'd still fuck her.

>>33507226
Read what I said again. She only had REGULAR social interaction with Celetstia and Spike (also her parents, but that is conjecture).

My post didn't specifically deny her interacting with other people, I implied that if she did, it wasn't regular contact.

>>33507247
Every week nigga.

>Pinkie is dancing
>she kicks over a cupboard or something
>it lands on Dash's leg
>I laugh misanthropically

>>33507225
Yeah, I really detested Twilight up until the later part of season 1. She seems to almost get nicer though.

>>33507271
now that I think about it. It would make some sense if each episode actually takes place a week from the last one.

>>33507262
Wait, how injured was she from the stuff being dropped on here? Because that was after she fell into the basement, wasn't it?

>>33507268
What "evidence" are we talking about here?

Twilight assumed it was a coincidence until she had scientific proof. That's the only evidence Twilight had, what she thought was mere coincidence.

>>33507297
She was never really that hurt.
At most it was just the cartoony slapstick squash-and-reform stuff.

>>33507295
That's the way I like to see it, each episode takes place around a week later from the last.

>Derpy is now canon, that leaves:
Lyra
Bonbon
Carrot Top
Dr. Hooves
Berry Punch

>>33507276

WHAT IF SHE HAD A COCK?

WHAT THEN ANON?

>>33507319
But.. doesn't this mean we're missing 6 days of pony interaction?!

>>33507297
Pretty badly, but pic related.

I mean, shit, she was running and jumping while being chased by a Hydra later in the episode.

>>33507297
Maybe their skulls are thicker and harder than the rest of their body

>>33507324
Bonbon's already had several speaking roles. None of them had the same voice actor or even a remotely similar characterization, but still.

>>33507308
because I'm a massive faggot who tried to find logic in a little girls' cartoon show, my current theory is just that Twilight is getting pretty eccentric. She could solve most of the problems they've faced with magic pretty trivially, but there's no fun in that. Same with getting hurt - she knows she can heal herself basically instantly, so may as well enjoy a bit of pain

>>33507324
Fuck those characters. Derpy runs this shit.

>>33507332
Fanfiction fills in those blanks. *shudders*

>>33507328
then I guess I'd suck both her phallic objects
but I'm not gay
she's still female

>>33507332
Are you thinking that the Dash-learns-to-read episode takes place chronologically after MTBPW? Because I could get into that, if that's how it goes down. Not betting on it, though.

>>33507344
>Ruins this shit

>>33507353
AWWWWWWWYEAAAAAAAAAA
fuck

>>33507334
I still say they have a healing factor
That and you know magic?
...
What if they had some kind of permanent regeneration spell casted on them to have bigger chances to survive?
I mean their world is so full of horrible monsters that live less than a few miles away it would make sense

>>33507209
>>33507270
>>33507203
...it's pretty fucking harsh isn't it?
>>33507161
I think it's pretty good.

well

this is certainly a unusual turn of events

Also glitterglue i don't know if your still here but you better have that mailguy deliver the twenty pounds of pussy and ass

>>33507332
They keep to themselves the rest of the time, lest their powerful natural urges condemn the town to becoming a massive orgy.

I mean, how long could you spend around a pony before you just whipped it out and went to town?

>>33507282
>see pic
>yeah yeah, I know. Reddit shit. It's readily available, and demonstrates the point that I think the action figure missed.

>>33507384
what you call a massive orgy, they call fridays

>>33507306
I understand Twilight only saw them as coincidences. A pony has a muscle spasm and something fell. That's a coincidence. If it happens again, it's still a coincidence. If it happens numerous times, you can still call it coincidence, but it's moronic to not at least take it into consideration. At the very least she should have acknowledged the pattern.

>>33507378
Thanks, man. Here's another one if you want it.

>>33507377
>horrible mythological creatures everywhere
>at one month they can fly and cast some pretty horrifying magic
You know that makes sense
Imagine if Pumpkin got tired when levitating and she was a few meters above the ground.
This is their way to keep their baby's from dying but it lasts all their life.

>>33507406
>>33507306
>>33507268
>>33507225
>>33507170
Hooray. This again.

HOW MANY HORSE EPISODES ARE THERE THIS HORSE SEASON?

>>33507414
Derpy is offensive

>>33507408

Next time name your file SMILE SMILE SMILE

That's some extreme expression going on there

>>33507414
We're having a calm discussion here Trollestia, not a rage off.
It's cool.

>>33507428
Give it time.

>you get home after a long jog, and collapse on the couch
>feel something plop against your lap
>Coke pony is resting her head on your lap, looking up at you
>she asks you if you want a drink, or if you want to play
>you tell her you're tired and wiggle your bottle of water in front of her before taking a sip
>she walks off, sad
>almost doze off before you feel something plop against your lap
>Coke pony is resting her head on your lap, with a roll of Mentos in her mouth
>asks if you "wadda pway?"
>you hop up and follow her to the bedroom
>she asks for three this time, and you oblige, popping the mentos in her mouth and affixing the coke-cap muzzle over her snout
>she moans, sitting on your lap as you place your hands on her belly
>feel her bubble and fizz up, her gummy body becoming more taut
>her belly swells in your hands, filling up with fizz as she moans and gyrates into your lap
>before long she's reached full size, your hands barely able to wrap all the way around her
>she rolls forward and collapses on her belly
>she giggles and wiggles her butt in front of you, her excitement dripping down the underside of her belly
>asks if you "wadda dwink?"