No, she came off as mentally FUCKING AWESOME!

wait is she really called Derpy

she came of as smarter than snails, it a clumsy character in a slapstick enviroment.

completely acceptable.

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A little slow and clumsy, but not retarded. I don't know why people are calling her retarded. She can speak, and she's not drooling and screaming and flailing around and shitting like 'tards and autists do.

She sounded too much like Rainbow Dash.

>>33483054
Yep.

>>33483054
Yes. Even Dash called her that way.

>>33482970
She is retard strong and cute.

>>33483080
She was voiced by Tabitha though

>>33483068

Or showing them her dick and then wailing as her handlers have to tranq her...

>>33483080

you do realize there's like 5 people voicing the whole show

*comes off as the fanon made her out to be in the first place


... And yet you people still complain.

The old saying holds true: "Fans are clingy, complaining dipshits who will never ever be grateful for any concession you make. The moment you shut out their shrill, tremulous voices, the happier you'll be for it."

terse would you stop being upset if i told you who i am in your stream
i don't like seeing you upset

no homo, i think

I wish they kept Ditzy Doo. I like that better than Derpy. Derpy reminds me too much of Reddit and their shitty memes.

She sounded a bit slow, kind of like Forrest Gump. So a little retarded, but not full retard.

Whoop whoop, another show to ruin with arguments of fan pandering

>>33483101
Crazy isn't it.

>what is comedy?

Dash don't give a fuck about SOPA.

whatever. now who is Ditzy then?!

also. Tabitha St Germain confirmed for female Mel Blanc

>>33483130

a miserable pile of timing!

>>33483128
I know right? She sound like slow Dash.

>>33483116
As long as you tell the truth.

Bestpone are you here?

>derpys horse ass bumps into the wall
>the pillar breaks in half
>derpys sits her ass on the floor
>it instantly falls apart

either derpy has a massive ass or the mayor is stealing money from the town and hired some shady construction company. it is already canon the mayor is a greedy jew.

Derpy is a very pretty pony and her voice just makes me want to pet her more.

>>33483101
This is actually the impression i got

Tabatha doing an Dash impression poorly

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>33483116
>terse would you stop being upset if i told you who i am in your stream

yes
i'm not actually upset but i would love to know

so we know where those bubbles came from. she's a bubblehead!
Derpy is this shows Clumsy Smurf, in a good way

>>33483061
Holy shit, she sounds like Snails.
Downy = Snails' mom

>>33483139
>now who is Ditzy then?!
Either derpy is a nickname, or Ditzy remains an unspecified pony.

Hey Rose, look what I got at Walmart while I was buying ammo today.

>>First time curious about a ponythread
>>She's actually called Derpy and speaks like she's mentally retarded
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT!

>this episode

>>33482970
No, she isn't retarded, you retard.

Eat several dicks.

>>33483168
inb4 he says its me.

>>33482812
>>33482839
>>33482942
>>33482968
>>33483012
>>33483028
>>33483041
>>33483062
>>33483075
>>33483094
>>33483113


I really love you guys

>>33482970
I dunno. Once I got past the inital shock value i'm sorta okay with how she sounded. Dimwitted, but not all out fucktard like the fanfictions
>muffins XD d-P

>>33483158
Im here.

>>33482970
Derpy's mouth makes me think of the kids in the Charlie Brown Christmas special.

>>33483147
With a bit of AJ's southerness in there.

>PONIES: THE MOVIE
Every time, I see this, I am reminded of that one time someone made the Little Tortilla Boy: Ponies edition.

And every fucking time, I hear it in that voice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9pAv-z2ens
That was the best movie never made.

>>33483167
Oh god, I can't stop laughing at Carrot Top

>>33483158
Best Pony you say

Stop bitching about something like this.

>>33483168
your first guess was correct

>>33483187
Love you too. No homo if you don't like that kind of thing

>>33483118
When I think of the word Derp I automatically think of South Park which is great since I think more kid's shows need South Park references.

I bet if they had telephones in Equestria they wouldn't have travel all the way to Canterlot to find out what happened

>>33483161
I'd tell her to back dat ass up but she'd probably break something with it.

Finally, a pony I can relate to!

>>33483158
>
>>33483167

>>33483223
What was that?

So their plan to get rid of Pinkie almost worked. Maybe next time. Rarity was a necessary sacrifice

>>33482970
I never thought Derpy was retarded, she just seems clumsy and a little bit...drunk. OH MY GOD I FINALLY UNDERSTAND HER CUTIE MARK!

>>33483187

needs to be done like >>33483078, >>33483094
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUNSwQ2jwKc&feature=related

Just watched the episode.

>Derpy fanservice
>Lyra and Bonbon being adorable
>Weird Al in pony form
>Pinkie needed to pee (imagine being in the bottom of that outhouse)
>Applejack joins a whorehouse
>Awesome chase scene
>Rarity, catch
>Rainbow Dash and Applejack are tsundere for each other the whole episode

All in all I'd say it was pretty damn good. Definitely one of my personal top 3 for season 2.

>>33483161

AND DON'T FORGET THE MONEYYYYY~ !

>>33483217
Sup Krabb.

>>33483193
i meant the guy who always posts "sweetie belle is best cmc" in the Subject, not you applejack.

but you're still a great pony.

>>33483161

the place didn't need repairs due to derpy trashing it, derpy was trashing it cause it needed repairs.

>>33483262
Its bubble butt

Why today? it could've been any episode this season.

She didn't even do anything in regards to the story.
Unamed background character one day, side character the next. Complete with canon fan-name and voice.

Nobody would've ever seen this coming.

Congratulation you turned a normal backround character into a mental retard, forced the joke into everyones fan until they started to spread it around and in a weak attempt to boost their audience the producers cave in and make it official, now forcing the character more and more into focus.

You essentialy created Jar Jar Binks!

>>33483252
just read the last thread

>>33483241
I can sort of relate to the retard pone but once there is an autism pone I think me and most of MLPG will be able to finally have a character we can really rally around

>>33483204

Someone post the plot synopsis of the Smurfs-esque shitty live action FiM movie with the ponies coming to earth to help some guy with his lovelife?

>>33483278

DOHOHO

If she were male, people wouldn't be causing a shitstorm.

Plenty of male characters act just like that (female ones, too, actually.)

SEE: PIC RELATED

>>33482970
>mentally retarded?
As mentioned earlier - she only showed the characteristics of someone who is partially deaf.

Deafness can cause clumsiness and difficulty keeping balance, along with making it difficult to speak properly. Furthermore, the fact that she is deaf could also make it difficult for her to properly comprehend what others are saying at time, giving the misguided belief that she is stupid.

The wall-eyes of course don't really help with any of these either.

Its something that could be played on. It does allow for a bit more characterization than just 'plain dumb'.

My question is, how long till someone tries to make a cherry-changa?

>Derpy talks
>well how bad could it be
>watch
>it's bad

>>33483288
2/10

Yep, definitely retarded.

Inb4 Derpy never comes back because soccer moms.

>>33483288
No. NO.
NOOOOOOOOO

>>33483280
She did have stuff to do with the story, she was a part of the setup showing that the Ponyville Building Maintenance Commission is sorely lacking in funds and manpower.

>>33483217
>>33483244
>>33483273
why did he have to name his character "Bestpone"

>>Every new episode
>>Ruining fanon
>>"Bronies" butthurt or in tears over it
>>mfw

>>33483312
Feels bad pony.

Derpy was clearly best pony
and best clueless klutz

>>33483273
Ok Im sorry Scootanon.

>>33483310
Screw that, I'll just buy one later

>>33483310
I would if I had a recipe.

Sup Squeak.

>>33483118
wasn't it /co/ who named her Derpy?

>>33483288
FUCK NO

>>33483310
years ago
http://www.thatsmyhome.com/texmex/desserts/cherry-chimichangas.htm

>>33483312
>Derpy talks
>she's ditzy and air headed
>she is also adorable
>and cute
Fuck that I loved it

>>33483348
Yes

>>33483271
Who?
I bowled a lot when I was younger, and she's tall, so that's why I like her.
Plus the Big Lebouski reference in that episode made me grin as well.

>>33483267

>imagine being in the bottom of that outhouse

Oh god. Someone write a fanfic of Spike being in the bottom of the outhouse and swimming around in the pone excrement and he catches Pinkie's sweet urine with his mouth.

So I've got to ask, now that "Derpy Hooves" has spoken do you ponyfans think the show can only go downhill from here?

Shows like these tend not to do so well with meta shit. She reminds me of punky. Punky has downs BTW.

OH SHIT I JUST WATCHED THE EPISODE
I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE IT WAS
FANSERVICE: THE EPISODE, YES???

>>33483307
Fucking modern age American neo-feminism at work. I bet they will never show any of the main 6 making a sandwich either.

>>33483358
She looks cute, she sounds shitty.

>>33483374

>>33483269
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoYWdHe4tQ4

>>33483348
Yes. Some assholes didn't like that because it sounded retarded (even though Derpy was always retarded). So they came up with shit like Bubbly Shines or Ditzy Doo

>>33483355
>http://www.thatsmyhome.com/texmex/desserts/cherry-chimichangas.htm
>orange zest, slivered almonds, no cinnamon or nutmeg.
woah, that's actually a little surprising

She could be Forrest Gump level slow. But the scene seemed to portray her as just very, very clumsy.
>shocking herself with a thundercloud
>backing up into a pillar
>breaking the floor by sitting on it
>falling down a hole >twice

I like how she sounded when she asked Rainbow Dash if she was okay. That was spot on for me.

>>33483348
Yeah, and it was /b/ who created mspaint comics and meme characters too. But then, Reddit/Ponychan/9gag/Younameit took over and the rest is history.

>someone is a bit rude
>WHAT A BITCH
>someone is shown from an upward angle
>WHAT A FATASS
>someone is clumsy
>WHAT A RETARD

>>33483376
im not sure if it will go downhill, but it made me lost some hope on it...

>>33483395
Wasn't it Bright Eyes?

>>33483308
Sadly this doesn't work together with her eyes, which in cartoons are normaly a visual indicator for the viewer that the person is retarded or otherwise mentaly ill.

Infact her behaviour is almost completely the same as how one of the Squirrels in American Dad's "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" parody.

>>33482970

Why does nopony on ponychan want to talk about toilets?

>>33483394
Wow its been a while since i saw that.

>>33483288

CHERRYCHANGA

OR

CHIMMYCHERRY..

YOU MUST PICK ONE.

>>33483310
i have made cherry pie filling with creamcheese in deepfried wonton wrappers with powdered sugar on it. shit is delicious.

>>33483288
>forced the joke
>forced the authors to cave
haven't they been calling her derpy out of free will for months now?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjFdCR4dyvk

>>33483376
>do you ponyfans think the show can only go downhill from here?
No, because she is still completely irrelevant for the show itself.

There are tons of one-time character appearences, and theres little reason to believe Derpy will ever get more than these speaking lines. Any future appearences should once again solely be background appearences, group appearences, or other appearences where she could trivially be replaced.

>>33483412
That was another one.

>>33483376
IT CAN ONLY GET BETTER

Anyway, didn't some writer say that Derpy would never get any speaking roles?

>>33483428
CHERRYCHERRY
Where is your God now?

>>33483432
>>33483432
The guys who animated the pilots called her stoneface

>>33483416
>nopony
Sentry pls go

>Quick hooves and a strong back

heheheheheheh

>>33483346

Nothin' but the Sky Sentenal.
I bet they taste a great deal better than baked bads. I wonder how many people actually ate those....

>>33483355

Annndddd now I know what I'm doing next time my niece comes over!

>>33483412

Bright Eyes in Jimbo's stories, Bubbly Shine in those letters from Derpy

Both of which used to be posted here

>>33483455
OH
FUCK

>>33483158
SCOOTANON
Add Applepone in dragon nest, I'll be up a bit later

>>33482970
It was never, at any point, directly implied or stated that Derpy had any mental disability. She at least seems eager to help, but she's clumsy. And she talks kind of funny.
No need to get rectumwrecked over that.

>>33483443
i hope so, but if they already turned her from fanon BG pony to canon, few could stop them to add her in something important..

>>33483465
Hue hue hue

>>33483168
stream link?

>>33483396
>>33483355
can anyone loan me a deep fryer? i promise i won't break it

What fetish was appeased this time?

Desperation I would venture

Guys I really want to drink pink pony pee, what do?

>>33483412
Thats just her real name as it were. In the sense of Heartstrings vs Lyra

>>33483472
>letters from Derpy
OH OH IS THAT FIC WHERE SHE, GILDA, LUNA, APPLE BLOOM AND TRIXIE MAKE THAT ROCK BAND?
Man I remember when those were posted here

>>33483465
Did she pop her cherry?

>>33483504
feederism

>>33483480
>downs syndrome voice
>fucking everything up like a retard
>named Derpy

Faggots will do anything to resurrect their shitty headcanons, even after its destroyed.

>>33483504
here
>>33483506
and in a matter of seconds

I do believe it's time for my medicine.

>>33483506

Eat lead.

>>33483506
rent a pony from a kid's party service
buy pink paint
feed the pony only millk shakes
wait patiently

>>33483504
Feeder fetish, expansion fetish, omorashi fetish. retarded fetish?

>>33483348
>>33483369
>>33483395
>>33483400
okay heres my theory for derpy:

>back in season 1, season 2 was already being made
>one of the show writers posted as anon and suggested Derpy as her name
>the joke catched on fast as fuck
>/co/ believes they invented the name
>later on background pony is revealed to be actually named "Derpy", since that was planned from the beginning
>the internet believes they had an influence on a childrens show
>it was a huge buildup to make /co/ believe that

or they just modified the begining of the episode in the last few weeks to appeal to the audience, thats the most logical thing

>>33483369
>>33483348

>>33483501
Use a fucking frying pan, you retarded fuck. It takes half an inch of oil to fry a tortilla.

>>33483506
Suicide?

>>33483511
Yes, yes it was. And Derpy tried to get herself eaten by a manticore or something at the beginning.

Good memory anon.

>>33483540
the fuck is omorashi?

>>33483541
They probably changed it from Ditzy to Derpy when recording the voices

>>33483504
i am working on picture right now of pinkie pissing into pitcher of pink lemonade.

Remember, throw this at anyone whose saying Derp is an insult

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9xoskcss_g

>>33483541
Yeah the spoilers right.

I don't care what she breaks, I want Derpy to sit on me.

I would've preferred Ditzy, but I'm ok with her being Derpy.

The scene was hillarious.

Not sure about the voice, but it's not a deal breaker.

As far as I'm concerned, nothing has changed.

>>33483555
Peeing, apparently.

>>33483548
you need a good fry thermometer to make that work, sometimes the pans have hotspots and burn everything

>>33483540
all fetishes are retarded

>>33483533

I shouldn't be laughing this hard.

>>33483548
its a lot better to fully submerge it all.

>>33483540
There was no expansion involved though

>>33483541
They were still working on season 1 back when the named "Derpy" was coined on /co/

>>33483541
Well they weren't DONE with the episodes

Plenty of time to move and change stuff between episode 1 and episode 44 or w/e this one is

>>33483541
>Hasbro planned this all along
>it was their master elaborate plan to troll all of the Internet
>they posted on /b/ first, and Orange Blaze is one of their employees

>>33483541
The shows were written ages ago. They wouldnt have time to modify the animation. The shows basically show how the writers and animators viewed the fandom several months back.

>>33483555
The japanese fetish of finding the potty dance/girls who really really need to pee hot.

Derpy was handled perfectly. She isn't retarded or HURR MUFFINS ECKS DEE, she's a silly slapstick character. I thought she was funny.

>>33483566
>As far as I'm concerned, nothing has changed.
That means you're still sane and sensible.

We must extract it from your brain...

>>33483118
derpy has nothing to do with ditzy doo, it was never her name. if you look at winter wrap up when the birds are actually brought back, a recolored version of derpy is seen flying with them.

>>33483555
Its the japanese name for getting aroused when you need to take a piss really bad but can't. Go visit /d/ if you want to know more.

>>33483479
yay, hurry up, im bored as fuck in here.

>>33483550
Yeah I remember random stuff I will never use in my life like what I did in these threads back in November but when I need to remember what I studied i just draw a blank

>>33483581
HASBROOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>33483527
>fucking everything up like a retard
So what you're saying is that all retards can't help but destroy everything they touch?
...wait, nobody could be so stupid and shallow as to think that.
6/10, good one.

This is one of the best episodes this season.
Great humor, cool action scenes and shit, satisfying ending. Just fucking great.

>>33483575

Cheek/head expansion!

>>33483600
>Go visit /d/
/d/ goer here, I would advise against that unless you have a strong stomach.

>>33483568
Uh, no, you don't. You can do it by eye.

>>33483479
Is she shopping for appliances to fill out her home?

>>33483558

Work faster please, I think I'm the only one waiting for it though. :^/

>>33483623
Every time I think of Catch me Rarity it makes me laugh

>>33483595
>>33483595
>>33483595
>>33483595

You wake up from sleep. You suddenly find yourself in a 10 x 10 sized room. With no windows or, doors. The walls are all painted white. In that room is Pinkie Pie only thing is she will talk for eternity.

What do you do?

>>33483598
>a recolored version of derpy is seen flying with them.
Considering Ditzy Doo's history of failure, a sensible organizer or leader would've given the job to someone else.

Of course that does still not rule her out - but it would still be rather odd to send out Ditzy Doo yet again.

Are there any pictures of Pinkie Pie peeing yet?

My boner will not be surpressed until I fap to this.

>>33483618
Cartoon retards fuck things up for the main cast of whatever show they're on, but the main cast never gets mad, because they're just retards.

>>33483607
>>33483607
...
>black Twilight

>>33483631
Well yeah but that goes for all of 4chan. These threads are worse than /d/ with alarming frequency anyway. sexually alarming

>>33483631
If /d/ makes you queasy then you aren't shit. God I wish moot never got rid of /guro/.

>>33483651
>party

>>33483651
>rape

Jesus christ I was so high when Pinkie's disembodied floating head came into focus I nearly shit myself in fear.

>>33483638

>>33483656
Second

>>33483662
>slice of life episodes

>>33483651
MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!

>>33483651
Cant talk when kissing.

>>33483677
I can fap to this.

>>33483555
>>33483555
well shit, theres a fetish i didnt know about, that could permanently damage your bladder you know.

>>33483651
>let's take turns being the toilet
>I go first

>>33483593

Leave my brain alone, thank you very much.

So what's her name now that she's official?

I like the idea that she's named "Oopsie Doodles"

I still haven't seen it because my college doesn't receive the channel...
so I'm sitting in a starbucks and downloading it from youtube.

>>33483666
Satan you know nothing.

>>33483708

>>33483680
The most pointless shitstorm in the history of mlpg in my opinion.

>>33483651
I yell "FUCKING FINALLY YES" in a loud and cheerful manner.

>>33483677
She is craving for some delicious hugs

>>33483666
lurking /d/ and eating cheetos like a boss

>place is called Dodge Junction
>oh, okay
>later in the ep...
>AJ: "I gotta get the heck outta Dodge!"
>mfw

Best part in an otherwise "meh" episode. I dunno, the charm of the show seems to be wearing off.

>>33483677
this confirms canon 100% that the ponies do have genitals.

>>33483443
Derpy will become part of the main group.

>>33483401
This

>>33483566
It could have been any pony
It wouldn't have made a difference
Seriously it doesn't affect the show in any way

>>33483651

She drives me crazy anyway.

>>33483723
I dont know, they have to cater the rela audience, us.

>>33483730
Really? I thought it was great

>>33483714
Actually disregard that i meant to say something entirely different.

>>33483651
OH FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! ITS TIME TO LOAD UP MY PARTY CANNON AND RELEASE IT IN HER PARTY HOLE!!!!!!

>>33483727
mah nigga

>>33483733
Now we only need to find it.

>Cherries Jubilee is actually a madame
>The cherry orchard is a front for a brothel
>Applejack was prostituting herself for cash

So, this is canon, right?

>>33483721
What? I don't watch the show (No hub), I just see pony threads on /co/.

I figured this horse was one they liked a lot, so I want to know what her "real" name is now that she finally appeared for real.

>>33483762
Waht if...They're invisible?

>>33483763
Might as well be

>>33483727
I am so fucked up at this point that my default response to seeing and smelling road kill is hunger.

>>33483763
Not really.

Would anyone be up for a super sexy jesus synchtube tonight?

>>33483763

>>33483733

I know, but apparently the ponies at ponychan didn't want to discuss it :^(

>>33483763
No, you're just a retard.

>>33483771
They are invisible, otherwise we would see Big Mac's dick in every scene

>>33483687
pee fetish:
tiny chance of bladder infection

vs.

fat fetish:
heart disease and diabetes

scat fetish:
hep C, e.coli

bestiality:
ruptured colon

pedophilia:
prison rape

gay sex:
HIV

asphyxiation fetish:
asphyxiation

Yeah, I really don't think pee fetishes is all that bad

>>33483765
Derpy...

>>33483780
But here is not bed.

>>33483735
If she is shown to not be a total retard and Tabitha steps up her voice work i would actually like this.

>>33483634
>>33483634
awwwwww, that image gave me a >feel. its so cute yet so sad.

>>33483651
stick my horsecock in her mouth for all eternity, so she can only make funny noises while gargling up my cum, or you know, do what the main six didn't, straight up tell her to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

>>33483401
>Taking things too seriously

>>33483763
We will never know...

>>33483771
But then how do they find it when they want to standard mammalian reproduce after marriage?

>>33483762
>it's hidden behind their earlobes
>you have to push on a special nerve to make them visible
>fucking pony anatomy

>>33483763
>applejack as a reluctant frontier prostitute
rapidly approaching a boner here

>>33483763

Wrong. Prostitution is not a subject for a children's TV show. It's just your dirty fantasies.

Don't mean to disturb your General again but I got another question.

Wasn't the derpy one blind of something which is why she had a lazy eye?

>>33483787
>gay sex fetish

>>33483797
But we know, if you think thats canon you are a retard.

>>33483763

Or it could be Applejack felt guilty about not having any money and decided to take up a job for a few weeks to save up enough so that she could at least fix the town hall.

>>33483733
more importantly it confirms that they have delicious pony buttholes.

>>33483787
Depending on what you do with pee you can have different problems. If you drink it, for example, you can get sick. But only if you drink too much. The ammonia levels aren't high enough to be harmful for a couple mouthfuls.

>>33483789
...what, really?

Derpy isn't even a real word!

>>33483735
Back around the start of the season they did mention that some side character was going to be taking a far more permanent role with the mane six... though maybe they were just talking about the increased CMC presence.

I cracked up at Derpy saying "MY BAAAAD"

>>33483809
It's called strabismus
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strabismus

>>33483733
or at least urethras between their hind legs

>>33483787
>asphyxiation fetish
>asphyxiation

Fuck, why did I laugh.

>>33483720
No. I was disappointed it didn't go further

>>33483733
At least pinkie does anyway.

I... Im not sure what to think about the episode..
Derpy being canon and kind of dumb makes me tag it as fanservice.
Pinkie Pie's floating head and grave voice when mad as fuck seemed a bit off to me somehow...
And I found the reason for AJ to never return a bit cheap or just not so good, it could have been better, but that's just my >opinion

>>33483839
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/derp

Oh... oh dear.

>>33483651
>>Stuck with Pinkie Pie
>>No Twilight
WHY BASE GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT YES
http://ponypee.tumblr.com/

came off as borderline offensive to people with mental disabilities; as if they were purposefully creating a satire of the mentally challenged.

>>33483839
Well it is now.

>>33483827
My only weakness!

>>33483839
Its a proper noun

>>33483827
But they can't be marshmallows if they can nail nails with their feet.

>>33483827

I have the need to hear Pinkie Pie fart now.

>>33483847
It's really fucking dangerous. Most suicides by hanging? Autoerotic asphyxiation

>>33483763
No its not canon.

But I'd expect Fanfiction written with that direction..

>>33483871
What if they can harden their skin when needed?

>>33483860
>http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/derp
Hmm.

>>33483885
...I'm pretty sure it doesn't count as suicide unless they intended to kill themselves

>>33483871
Dash is made of really tough marshmallow

>>33483856

Applejack has too much pride.

>>33483864

Why. Why. WHY.

>>33483841

Probably my favorite part of the episode. Something about it just seemed so right. She is like the Steve Urkel pony, but less intelligent

>>33483856
But that's just the thing, she was earning enough bits to make good on her offer to fix up town hall(even if it was also a convenient excuse for her to hide her shame).

>>33483763
dis guy fuckkin called it

>>33483864
oh boy..

So if we can agree Derpy isn't retarded, does that mean we can agree Rainbow Dash isn't lesbians?

>>33483856
But it further supports that AJ is a jew and all that matters for her is money.

>>33483897
if you kill yourself, it's suicide, whether you intended it or not

>>33483864
All of my why

>>33483809
She was a background character someone here noticed in episode one. Eventually animators became aware and gave her crossed eyes for every scene she was in and made it like a "where's Waldo" gag. That's pretty much it.

>>33483860
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/derp

Your move.

>>33483928
no

>>33483779
JESUS IS IT REALLY YOU??

>>33483865
2/10

>>33483793
WHo the fuck says radical anymore?

>>33483928
everyone is lesbians in a town with about 5 guys.

>AJ episode
>all the faggots going on and on about Derpy

>>33483864
IT BEGINS

>>33483787
>>33483787
>fat
disgusting
>scat
ewwwgh, get that shit away from me ha ha get it
>bestiality
Nope.jpg
>pedofoalia
aww yeah
>gay sex
thats not even a fetish, and you can get aids from any kind of sex, aids is in the blood anyway.

>>33483928
> lesbians
>plural
Yes, she's a single pony. One pony, not two.

>>33483928
Derpy is retarded. Dash is a lesbian.

No amount of denial will change that.

>>33483856
All this episode did for AJ was tell us that's she's too prideful, again.

>>33483864
>Take a bunch of pics
>add pee

So this is the same reatard with the sweetie poo tumblr right?

>>33483908
Oh god now I'm hearing all her line in his voice

>>33483935
Suicide
(uncountable) Intentional killing of oneself, as a kind of action or social phenomenon.  

Accidental death and suicide are legally distinct.

>>33483962

Yep.

NOW it's time for Squid Girl to start spammin'.

>>33483864

>>33483955
Rainbow is a square.

>>33483935
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide
>Suicide is the act of intentionally causing one's own death.
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/suicide
>Intentional killing of oneself, as a kind of action or social phenomenon.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/suicide
>the act or an instance of taking one's own life voluntarily and intentionally especially by a person of years of discretion and of sound mind

>Oh... hey Dash would you like to come in?

>>33483864
Oh god

>>33483944
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=derp
Checkmate

>>33483948
Are you the man that they say you are?

>>33483958

She's already done enough this season.

Derpy is Derpy.

Incidentally, what is she classified as now? Side character? Background pony?

>>33483963
Yours is more disgusting than any of those pedoloo

>>33483931
Thats mayor mare dude.

>Yellow Pone's face when everyone's reactions to Derpy

>>33483958
Not even getting an episode makes /co/ talk about her
thats sad for all AJfags out there

>mfw next AJ episode will have another BG pony becoming canon repeating the cycle again

>>33483993
My boner is confused..

>>33483979

Did I do that?

>>33483928

Anyone with a half a brain would not believe in stupid fanon.

>>33483948
No, it's my robot twin from the future

>>33483955
You think you're radical

But you're not so radical

>>33483864

>>33483993
I'll be in my buNO GOD DAMMIT IT'S DERPY

>>33483864
I'm hoping this tumblr can get some real piss fetish artists in on this

>>33484007
Major Mare as well, but if you think about it:
Gala - MONEYMONEYMONEY
FAD - MONEYMONEYMONEY
This episode - MONEYMONEYMONEY

>>33484011
Bonbon hates AJ.

>>33483955
only a non radical man would ask that
non radical man

>>33483963
I believe that HIV is generally more common among homosexuals (at least in the US) simply because it has a higher risk of being transmitted through anal sex due to rectal tearing

Not that I'm agreeing with him or anything, it can still happen to anyone

>>33484039
wow Bon Bon is such a bitch

>>33483998
Slang words are not proper words.

And thus you lose the game.

>>33483928
Okay.

>>33484037
I understand the hala but not FAD or this one, she was going to give the money.

>>33483864
No...please no

>>33484052
I thought it was because dem gays don't use condoms cause can't into pregnant

>>33484060
She was super extra-bitchy with Applebloom in Call of the Cutie

Do do we have a fic of western prostitute Applejack begrudgingly having sex with anon yet?

http://www.livestream.com/bickerbox
A reminder that terse is streaming Dan Vs.

>>33484064
It's also a name

>>33484074
God damn it's like the 20th time I see that picture today.

>>33484037
which one is FAD?

>>33484025
>Klondike will never be dashs pet

>>33484067

>>33484089
The granny Smith one

>>33484089
I think he is talking about family appreciation day but she never talk about money.

>>33484095
>Michael Cera.

>>33484064
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7E-aoXLZGY

>>33483928
I don't think Rainbow is lesbeans, I think any mare that dumb can't think about anything other than cocks stuffing thier holes.

whoa fuck its 3pm already. where did the fucking time go goddamn. i have spent the last 9hrs in mlpgs what the fuck am i doing with my life.

>>33484075
it is, the condom was created to protect from aids, not from getting pregnant.

dem crazy homos not using protection.

>>33484060
Bon-Bon reminds me of this short haired girl I was friends with in college

long story short...
I found out later she bought a taser because someone was sending her creepy messages and she assumed it was me

:(

>>33483864

>>33484039
Some ponis just arn't impressed at anything

>>33484113

>>33484126
Come back when you have spent 24 hours continuously in the generals.

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>>33484153
Do we have a pic of the pony that just chills there and shoos away Fluttershy?

is there a gif of Derpy bouncing on the cloud yet?

>>33484162
OH OH OH
I'VE DONE THAT
28 HOURS
WHAT DO I WIN?

>>33484175
I still want the fuck your shit one someone suggested a while ago

>>33483479
oh btw, i forgot to mention the Friend List kind of... doesnt works, and it fails to properly tell you if your friends are online or not.

>>33484131
Uh, no. Condoms predate AIDS by hundreds of years.

Anal sex spreads HIV more easily than vaginal sex

>>33484182
She's adorable
I'm gonna miss her

>>33484181
Autism. You also get to name the next new BG pony.

Ta-da

>>33484182
If only her voice was higher.

>>33484182

Derpy is so cute, hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>33484201
Yay
I'm gonna name her something cute and adorable

>>33484211
Terse?

>>33484175
sho nuff

>>33484175
Here ya go.

>>33484211
Luckiest man on earth. Not even kidding

That feel when other areas of the fandom talk about derpy like she's theirs

Why am I so jealous mlpg

So guys

I just found a tripfag from Homestuck General posing nude in a bunch of pictures

I am 100% sure that it's her.

what do

>>33484182

That's a mouth I could cum into...

CUMQUAT!

>>33484195
>>33484131
>>33484075
>>33484052
i think we're going a little too far with this convo...

>>33484001
Hey Rose, did you see what I got?
>>33483176

>>33484228
>black flash

Can we get one without that frame?

>>33484226
>>33484228
Shit what is she doing? They dont need thunders!

>>33484226
>>33484228
FUCK YES

>>33484142
Nanaki did you know 9 out of 10 doctors recommend a good nights sleep. Sleep can help increase your body's immune system, help with weight loss and it increases memory. It wouldn't hurt to go back to bed you know.

>>33484238
its her?

>>33484238
take your dick out

>>33484052
The HIV virus originated in homosexuals and was first found in one. It later escaped into the heterosexual population as some queers made attempts to go straight. Which was a noble effort on their part. But it just goes to show that, reformed or not, faggotry is harmful to everyone it comes into contact with. I think it was a signal from God clarifying that homosexuals cannot be saved, thus we should not waste our time praying for them. Clearly it is one of the most grievous sins in the eyes of the Lord, which suggests to me that HIV really was intended to target homosexuals only.

>>33484224
No! Why do people continue to think this is me? Hell, why do you continue to post it, guys?

>>33484211
Just so you know this is from Reddit

Reddit is more swag than you

how does it feel guys

>>33484265
Its some copypasta from /v/ that apparently none of us got.

>>33484248
This is so sad.

>>33483864
damn you my penis is fucking bursting out of my pants

>>33484238
Ruin her life man.

>>33484238

Masturbate?

>>33484211
Well wow.

>>33484264
And then god fucked it up once again

>>33484171
this?

>>33483908
The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice... like Derpy!

And she appears every Saturday morning... like Derpy!

>>33484269
>Reddit
>4chan on the laptop

>>33484269
>knowing a picture is from reddit
>pretty much admitting you go to reddit

why do you retards keep fucking doing this?

>>33484119
>lesbeans

>>33484262
...no, there should definitely be an apostrophe there
>>33484284
Um, I think if she didn't want people to know it was her she would have used a different name

>>33484297
Its a shop according to /v/

>>33484269
>reddit
>the laptop clearly has 4chan or some other *chan on the display

>>33484248
Cute toy
can ponies be used as ammo?

>>33484182

I remember that face

we need a name for this face

>>33484269
did you even look at the screen?

>>33484264
Get out of here Pat Robertson

>>33484309
it is... I saw version with 9gag as well.

I have no idea which one may be original.

Wait, if you got insurance that paid off when you died accidentally, and there was evidence that you attempted auto-erotic asphyxiation and died because of it, would your next of kin get the money?

I'll bet for all intents and purposes where you could get something out of it AEA counts as suicide. It only counts as accidental death when that works against you, like everything in life.

>>33484318
Blowjob

>>33484052
that and a combination of unsafe sex practices, and high use of methamphetamine which further provokes unsafe sexual scenarios

>>33484302
I only masturbate to the sluts on gonewild

Hmm... am I the only one who would have preferred if Derpy had no spoken lines?

Her voice was quite different than imagined. Sort of reminds me of the Calvin and Hobbes fan casting effect.

>>33484315
I could probably load a shotgun shell with a blind bag pony, but I'd have to cut it up first.

>>33483651
If I have eternity, I'll spend it chipping away at the wall with my FACE, until I break through.

>>33484318
bukkake face

>>33484329
that's just Nathan again. He won't leave.

>>33484334

>>33484329
Why is he not dead yet? He and Phelps.

>>33484318
>Smiling Makes It Less Excruciating

it's even an acronym!

>>33484318
Subway express.

>>33484318
Golden shower incoming