Are you a bad enough dude to help save the Web?
STOP SOPA AND PIPA

FIRST XD

>Want to take that pony, rub it all over the carpet really fast and stick it to a sheet on the wall with static cling

You mean something like this?

>>33463483
>"o-oh my...no, wait! it's okay...you don't have to stop...

>rape

>>33463564
MAYBE IF YOU MADE DRAW THREADS MORE OFTEN

Thanks, I'll be reporting these livestreams

Now fuck off

>>33463603
>saging MLPG

>Just came to RagingSemi's food pony story

I-I don't know what to do with myself. It was the sucking off Sausage Pony that did it, too.

I just don't know, man.

I need to stop finishing all my pics at 3-4AM.

>>33463591

Posting brushie pone now?

>>33463603
but why?

>>33463579
Bah, forgot it this time. Keywords are in the comment fields so it's alright... I think.

>>33463594
>>33463600
I'll keep that in mind, thanks!

>>33463544
What a great darn day

>>33463603
Oh no. He sure showed us!

Time for more fluffy pony >feels

>>33463603

>>33463615
You should also draw ponies other than Snips or Snails more often.

>>33463347
With the discovery of so many new objects in our solar system, it was necessary for the astronomy community to create a more concise definition of what is and is not a planet. According to the IAU a planet must:
a. Orbit a star
b. have sufficient mass to attain a state of hydrostatic equilibrium (become round under the force of its own gravity)
c. clear its orbit (it must be the dominant mass within the region of its orbit)

While Pluto easily meets the first two requirements, it's not the dominant mass in its orbit. Not only does it lack enough mass to accrete the other planetoids in its orbit, but it also crosses the orbit of Neptune.

But don't fret, Pluto is now part of a special class of Kuiper Belt dwarf planets... called "Plutoids"

>>33463634
please don't kill her ;_;

>>33463643
No need, she'll kill herself.

Pony soon

>>33463618
>"BRUSHING THE ROYAL MANE?! SUCH INSOLENCE WILL NOT-ooooooh"
>"we think we will allow this"

>>33463544
I predict Pinkie Pie will learn a valuable lesson in respect when she learns WHY Cranky Doodle Donkey is so Cranky. Namely he just has a different idea of fun compared to her.

Also, let us post pictures of ponies (or griffons, dragons, etc.) with guns!

>>33463634
Feels you say?

I wonder if Fluttershy has any pet fluffy ponies?

http://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_VuvQou6i3gcrbiqmOrPcWEaRCGNlXdrRSALLMtCRzpn-I6xNdD
UxgqjdBa1Zahs7Ug6RgKum1UITAIkuuYiG-X348vjgclEMyxLBSiOyYqLRJsA0geMl1fqnXFZykt5BBoMfJcFJpp7bqZokM9uND0
Peov0rTg

>>33463674
She had a couple, but they died because she couldn't manage to take care of them properly, surprising as it is.

>>33463655
>Just kidding, the show was canceled.

>>33463634

why can't I get any non-fluffy pony >feels

>>33463700
You hate hot sauce?
It's ok if you do.
I am sure they will not beat me to terribly.

Swanson Donkey.

>>33463704

Thats how I feed

You know, this picture of Spike makes him kind of look like the dual pistol guy from the Wild Star MMO trailer.

So did the thread suddenly just die? It seems... a lot slower.

Morning, how goes the ponying?

>>33463704
woops wrong gif

>>33463716

I don't hate fluffy/food pony >feels

but variety is the spice of life

>>33463728

That is an awesome pic.

>>33463674

Did somebody say gas planet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTMaTeUsWis

>>33463657
>Luna was sitting on the couch, reading
>You sit down next to her
>She tries to ignore you
>You reach up and start scratching her behind the ear
>She tries to resist, but you can see her eyes glazing over
>Slowly she rests her head down in your lap
>Then you bring out the big guns
>A large, soft brush
>You drag it through her starry mane
>She lets out what sounds like a low purr
>She drops the book, and slowly falls asleep in your lap

The first officail mock up of that donkey guy

>>33463556
We're probably more likely to just mine asteroids for their resources than we are to try and convert them into habitable colonies.

The biggest problem is the lack of any substantial gravitational field. Vesta, one of the largest and brightest asteroids in the solar system, only has a surface gravity of about 1/40 g.

When astronauts start visiting asteroids, most of the objects they visit will be so small they won't actually be able to "land" on the surface, they'll basically just float along the surface while connected to the spacecraft.

>>33463735
everyone is busy masturbating to the new episode synopsis

MS is still streaming

http://www.livestream.com/megasweet

He's drawing tits at the moment

nothing but

Have no fear

>>33463735
GOTTA GO FAST

>>33463728
>Gunslinger Spike.
Yes. If only because the only other good gunslinger build is Moredicai.

>>33463740
We got another episode synopsis. Pinkie trying to befriend a donkey, so double bad news:
1) Not a Fluttershy episode.
2) A likely culprit for 'Smile, Smile, Smile', meaning it's not a Character Song, meaning we won't get character songs for the other five main characters -> no solo Fluttershy song.

>>33463754

we will never go out of our way to visit asteroids

they are all so far apart the resources needed to get to them, then mine them, then truck all the stuff back far outweighs whatever we could possible get

>>33463763
Is shit going down? Whats the context?

>>33463749
>GAS PLANET GOTTA FART SUPERBAD /co/

>that feel when you wrote a shitty fluffy pony >feels fic, but you're writing is shitty

>>33463750

yes
this is a good >feel
another!

>>33463774
Oh, damn.

>>33463780

>>33463754
>>33463641
Also to anyone who missed it:

>Ask an astrobrony.

>>33463672
This hit me straight in the >feels.

>>33463775
damn...now words...should have sent a poet...

>>33463775
wow. fucking saved hard.

>>33463774
You're talking like if that yellow background pony had any significant role in the show.

>>33463754
You know what would be awesome? To get your ship near an asteroid, then get between them and push off on it with your legs, and send it careening out of it's orbit and into the far reaches of space.

>>33463774
Flutterwho gives a shit?

>>33463783
post it anyway

>>33463775
thanks for the stream, PHN
it was a blast
(dem glyphs)

>>33463775
>jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc

Daily dose

>>33463862
Now post the real daily dose, nig.

>>33463754
Reasonable, though I have the feeling someone's going to try it just to say they had.

What about manmade habitats - as opposed to self-sustaining colonies - in the outer system, or even out in the Kuiper belt or Oort cloud? I realize most of these would likely be scientific outposts or resource gathering stations, but just for the sake of argument, how likely do you think this would be?

>>33463775
...So when you told me 'no, it's not a bear it's a deer', you were trolling the shit out of me?

>>33463848
lol, it wasn't me this time, haha

>>33463882
>>33463775
That's some lovely shit right there. Saved thirty-nine times.

>>33463818
As small as the mass of most asteroids may be compared to something like, say, a planet, its still much much much MUCH more massive than your typical astronaut, and moving at tens of kilometers per second.

It would take more than a nudge.

>>33463869

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxDOpAM2FrQ

>>33463882
>>33463775

Wow, I've never really compared two images of different filetypes before. When you open them sidebyside you can really see the difference. The PNG is way more vibrant. That's crazy.

>>33463902
Just so you're aware? I'm reading all of your posts in Carl Sagan's voice.

>mfw

Hey, anyone got a referance for sleepy pone?

Welp, this is the last MLPGuns I got. well, I got another but it's kind of furry. I don't know why I still have it.

>>33463927

>>33463914
...Is it? Because I literally see exactly no difference.

>>33463751
NO!

>>33463914
Are you being sarcastic? Because I'm flipping between the two and I'm pretty sure there's literally no difference.

Holy shit, I am fucking stupid.
Uploaded fixed version.

Anybody want a request?

>>33463941
>Dan

>>33463871
Possible, but not likely. Maintaining an isolated, manned presence that far from the heat and energy of the Sun is going to be extremely difficult and EXTREMELY costly.

>>33463641
FUCK YOU CARL
PLUTO WILL ALWAYS BE A TRUE PLANET IN MY HEART

>>33463862
Ever since I first saw Cosmos back in the day, I've always wondered if a galaxy rise would be possible. You'd probably have to find a lone star/system that was floating free of a galaxy, but still close enough to one for it to appear good and bright in the sky of whatever planet you were on. I mean, sure you can get galaxies that close to each other, but it seems like even at that distance the gravity from each would be playing holy hell on the other(granted I'm no cosmologist so it might not be all so bad as that).

On top of that, I think the galaxy you'd see rising would have to be a fuckload brighter than our own. Even on a clear night in the middle of nowhere, the core of our own isn't nearly luminous enough to be called a rise.

>>33463943
>>33463936
You guys either must have shit eyesight or shit monitors. The colors on both of the images are quite different.

>>33463959
Fluttershy looking in the window at her replacement speaking to her friends

cherrilee

>>33463982
This.

>stop at a fluffy pony accessory store on your way home
>pick up a large salt lick for your new fluffy pony
>she's only about two months old. A unicorn, with a lovely color scheme
>she doesnt even have her fluff mark yet
>walk into the house, hiding the salt lick in a brown paper bag behind your back
>fluffy pony's laying in the middle of the floor, a crayon in her mouth, doodling some colorful blobs that probably represent a pegasus in the clouds
>call her over to you
>she trots up to your leg, beaming up at you
>"hey I got you something"
>she gives a squeal of delight and jumps up a little
>you take the salt lick out of the bag
>she has no clue what it is. She thinks you got her a rock
>you hang it above her food bowl
>you tell her to give it a lick
>she's apprehensive, but with a little coercing, she gives it a lick
>she's never tasted something so salty
>her eyes bug out of her head and her fluff stands up on end momentarily
>she starts licking feverishly
>she licks it nonstop for half an hour
>suddenly she realizes she's thirsty
>she's trying to lap up water from her bowl
>she drinks it all
>she runs over to you and starts tugging at your leg, babbling about water
>you fill a up a water bottle for her, and carry her over to the couch with you
>you pick up a book to read and lay her down in your lap, while she nurses the bottle

>you will never stroke Fluttershy's massive wings

>>33463944
aww fuck
re-upload PNG then as well

>>33463982
Bonus points if she's crying and holding a suicide implement.

>>33463982
Third-ed

We're talking about Carl?
Well this must be posted then

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-x9LKKAvTI

>>33463968

You don't fuck with Carl Sagan. He fucks with you.

>>33463998
At first, I read that as "suicide implant".

She never asked for this.

>>33463902
Yeah, I'm aware the mass would make it pretty much not possible, it's just a supremely amusing thought, that you could cast an object out into the void by your own hand. Maybe even have it be found someday, with another race seeing your boot prints and shitting themselves.

>>33463980
I'm pretty sure they're pixel-for-pixel the exact same image, and that you're just being a snob.

>>33463992
hnnnng

>>33463936
>>33463943
Really? I see it clear as day. Are you using cheapass monitors? I doubt the display on my laptop is particularly high quality.
It is espescially noticable on the lighting effects and around Twilight's face, as well as in the linigh of Trixie's cape.
Still though, the entire image just has richer colours in the .png version.

>>33463941
donkeys are so fucking mad

>>33464015
Pixel for pixel yes. But don't fucking tell me the colors on both images are the same. And besides, .jpg has quality detoriation, so after awhile, it'll look like shit compared to the .png

>>33463992

Bottle-feeding ponies always gives me a >feel

>>33464025
The only difference I see is that the colors seem to be more washed out

>>33463996
Wait... what... this edit doesn't even make any sense

>>33464025
On two different monitors I've opened both in separate tabs and then flipped between the two tabs seeing if anything changes. I might as well be looking at one tab, because there is literally zero fucking difference. I don't know if my computer is just loading them differently or what, but seriously, it's not that I don't see a significant difference, it's that they are literally the exact same image.

>>33463992
>salt is like crack for fluffy ponies
>she goes tearing through the house, wrecking everything

>>33463975
You can see a galaxy rise right here on Earth (if you can find a nice dark place away from the lights of the cities). Much of the Milky Way are bright enough to be observed with the naked eye.

>>33463990
>>33463998
>>33464002
>>33463982
sigh.
Fine I guess I'll try.
But Fluttershy is my favourite pony ;_;

>>33464038
I hate to keep asking at random, but did coke pone in the fridge ever happen?

I saw the sleepy pone hopped up on caffeine one and it made me smile but I didn't know if that was it or not.

>>33464006
>Not keeping a cyanide pill in one of your wisdom teeth
>2012
Sure is casual roun here.

guys which mane 6 pony should i fap to?

>>33464078
Swallow your love anon

>>33464088
twilight

>>33464078
Mine too, but I want to see this made.

>>33464088

Twilight is best fap

>>33464080
No, I'm a lazy hack.
I'll probably get back to it as some unknown moment, sorry for lying to you continuously like that

>>33464062
People complained when GG left her wings so so he made them huge.

>>33464096
same for me

>>33464062
He forgot the wings. Somebody pointed it out. He did this as a joke.

>>33464078
Mine too, but this just feels appropriate given how the season's been going...

>>33464088
Ew, mane 6. Fap to Celestia.

>>33464046
Exactly. I wasn't saying that it was more detailed or anything. The colours are better in the .png.

>>33464088
celestia

>>33464042
Are you gonna write more about that Pinkie fic?
I've read chapter 2.

>>33464101
Hey hey, no worries.

Caffinated sleepy pone will tide me over for some time.

Why is Anonymous such a faggot?

>>33464076
Yeah, what I've got in mind is literally seeing a bright galaxy-shape, about sun-sized(to the eye), rising over the horizon. Pic related, and what I figure isn't possible but wish was.

>>33463961
I know that this isn't your field of expertise, but do you believe it is possible in the future for humanity to, at some point in the future - through genetic manipulation, cybernetic augmentation, or a combination of the two - alter itself to be better suited for survival in the extreme environments found throughout the solar system? Or at the very least, lessen the requirements for maintaining a self-sustaining habitat?

>>33464088

There is only one correct choice.

>>33464088
Well TAW did just write that Celestia fic...

>>33464123

I'm working on my other story right now. The bad one. The >lobotomy one.

Rest assured, baby Pinkie Pie is still on my to-do list. Pic related.

>>33464118
Are you opening them side by side? If so I think you might be illusioning yourself.

Sorry /co/ but I've got a research meeting in the morning, but I'll be back some other night.

Until then, I'll answer one more question. Make it a good one.

>>33464162
She is such a pear.

>>33464003
Well that was...something.
I think I'll remain at my small colorful cute happy ponies for now....

>>33464162

hhhhnnnngggg

>>33464162
IS TOO!

>>33464120
Oh Celestia, I'll help you find your wallet.

>>33464120
That image needs moar blush.

As the person with the master file, and access to ever single file format (including tiff and tga), I can say that they're pretty much the same.

Although people seeing a color difference on PNG, it might be because of how Firefox is rendering the image. Try it in another program/browser and see if the color shift occurs there, too.

>>33464162
>Ponytail
Hggngghhh...!

>>33464182
God that joke is fucking stupid.

>>33464168
What planets/satellites are the most interesting/ important in the solar system right now?
I mean if we could find a way to mine them for resources what would be our first targets?

>>33464168
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie center of a tootsie pony

>>33464173
I don't know but those fruits are just...

If you could taste >rape and why at the same time that would be the same.

>>33464204
Me gusta

>>33464168

Could you explain how saddle-shaped or donut-shaped universes work in regard to traditional dimensional axes?

rose is this u?

>>33464198
Still not enough blush. The blush should turn heavens themselves crimson.

>>33464173
>Implying I would let Durian Pony near mee.
Seriously they fucking stink.

>That new episode synopsis

Sounds awful

>>33464209
>implying you wouldn't want to be up to your elbow in the royal flank, feeling her scaldingly hot tunnel rhythmically clench around you

>>33464224
Yes

>>33464214
How many licks does a fluffy pony take to finish off a salt lick?

wallpaper thread?

Have we made sex toy ponies yet?

Alright, I usually do fluffy pony feels, let's try something else. . .

>You wake up one day in Twilights basement
>All of her gizmos and gadgets seem to be broken and her horn is glowing something fierce
>She looks up at you and her eyes widen, and she bounces around, incredibly happy saying something about her spell working
>You sigh and try to walk out to calm her down, but after you move a certain distance you feel yourself practically getting torn apart
>She pushes you back and says you can't leave the spell circle or else something really bad will happen
>You feel sad that you can't move and go see the other main ponies and ask if they can come down here
>She says that would be bad since too many ponies in one room might cause a disturbance in the spell and send you back prematurely
>You spend most of the day conversing with Twilight, telling her about your race while trying to ignore some of the more negative aspects of humanity
>She was rapt with attention the whole time, writing down notes and asking questions and just generally being her adorkable self
>Eventually Spike opens the door and asks if she's alright, it's past two and she hasn't eaten lunch yet
>She gasps and apologizes to you, running out of the basement
>She comes back with two sandwiches, which are more or less just honey and lettuce
>It's not the most filling thing in the world but it'll do
>You spend the rest of the day talking about her friends and what you think of them as well
>Eventually you see yourself starting to fade
>She says the spell is wearing off and you are returning to your world
>You ask if you'll ever see her again
>'Of course, good friends will always meet up again.'
>or something cheesy like that

>>33464266
...Why must you torture me?

>>33464251
Fluffy poni dunks herself in water, sits on the salt block, and dissolves the entire thing.

>>33464167
Nah, there's a difference, but it's Firefox's shitty rendering of jpegs. The files actually look the same when viewed with an image viewer.

damn when did my little pony get all photorealistic

>>33464241
why cant i hold,

all these boners

>>33464204
Oh yeah, it must be firefox because my friend who uses chrome sees no difference but I do

>>33464243
your adorable

>>33464296
damn. i actually want that cake.

>>33464286
I'm using firefox and I still notice the huge difference between the two. Perhaps your monitor is not calibrated correctly.

>one day you wake up, shrouded in warmth
>you take it to be just being comfortable in your warm, cozy bed
>you try to roll over to go back to sleep, but realize you are sitting on your back and you can't roll for some reason
>uneasily, you open your eyes, wondering what is going on
>you can't see anything, something's in your face, some kind of rug
>you try to clear it out of the way, but you sort of bludgeon yourself in the face with your limbs, and you can't seem to feel your fingers
>with horror, you realize that you are now a fluffy pony
>you try to hold onto the last remaining vestiges of human intellect as the they slip from your empty little noggin
>with a smile, you perk up and set about your house looking for salt
>later you drown

>>33464272
companion

>>33464283
>fluffy ponies being dunked in water
BOLD MOVE ANON

>>33464308
My adorable? Where?

>>33464314
>can't into reading comprehension
The reason you notice a difference is because Firefox doesn't render the jpg correctly.

>>33464326
>>33464224
there it is

>>33464241
>implying you would have any choice at all after she plants the suggestion in your mind

>>33464300

Terrifying.

>>33464334

I think she was referencing the fact that you don't know proper English, because you used the word "your" instead of the contraction "you're"

>>33464286
Origional guy here. Saved both and viewed using irfanview. No noticable difference. Its firefox's fault.

>>33464349
maybe your just mad

>>33464364

Am I supposed to feel bad for this guy, or have great hate toward him?

>>33464364
pinkiepiebundumptish.gif

>>33464317
>you feel the fluff creeping into your mind
>you try to speak, but your speaking has become broken and childlike
>colors become more vivid and inviting
>you feel a broad smile come over your new pony face
>some crayons catch your eye
>they seem like the greatest things in the world right now
>you want to doodle all over the walls
>you try to walk over
>you trip
>your motor skills have become unrefined
>you wile away the rest of your short fluffy pony like in a state of oblivious happiness

>>33464356
Opened both in photoshop and there is no difference, the jpg one looks like it's the same actual color as the original.

>>33464376
His choice of pone aren't bad but still

>>33464380

>Applejack episode
>She becomes stubborn again
I will enjoy this episode tremendously.

>>33464385
i... wouldn't mind going out like this.

i'll take the eventual drowning for the oblivion of happiness and fluff

>>33464376
Feel bad for him and be full of hot, angry jelly at him at the same time.

>>33464376
>using the same old vectors
THAT BITCH MUST BURN AND DIE

>>33464335
>implying you're not willingly subjugating yourself just for a chance to bask in her radiant glow
>implying she's not holding back as best she can, desperate to keep your mind intact for as long as she can manage, knowing that her true glory would shatter your very soul

>>33464403
>She becomes a new level of uninteresting again
>Ftfy

>>33464392
It would have been better if he'd used Applejack's truck for both sides, and tied the Twilight vector to the back of his chair with a rope.

>>33464396
Whoa. Literally that post appeared just as I was at 95% of that same gif uploading.

>>33464413
>implying you wouldn't use the last of your free will to ask her to do just that.

>>33464426
gotta go fast

>>33464413
>implying she wouldn't rub her vagina all over your face

>>33464210
>What planets/satellites are the most interesting/ important in the solar system right now?

All of the bodies in our solar system are incredibly fascinating and subject to extensive research.

If I had to narrow it down to three though (only to change my mind an hour from now):

Mars, Europa, and Pluto

Mars has always been a heavily observed object, we've sent dozens of unmanned mission there and will not doubt continue to do so for a long time. It's the most likely candidate for the first manned interplanetary mission and the unmanned Mars Science Laboratory rover is en route and will land in August.

Europa may hypothetically hide a massive subsurface saltwater ocean beneath its surface, which could be home to simple organic life. A mission is currently in the proposal phase to send an unmanned exploration mission to Europa.

Pluto is still very much a mystery, it's one of the planet-like objects in our solar system we know the least about. The New Horizon's mission will fly by in a few years and we'll probably learn more about Pluto and plutoids than in the months that follow its arrival to did in the previous century or so of research.

Alright, that's it for me (for now), goodnight everyone.

>>33464421
My sides!

>>33464403
son of a bitch you stole my obama pic

:3

how many american hours until the show starts? should i just stay up all night.

>>33464413
>implying this isn't all an act so that you can assassinate her

Let's face it. Concubines have been assassins for centuries.

Dammit I need the episode NOW

>>33464466
Almost 5 of them.

>>33464467
>You go in as a would-be assassin
>You come out as a mind-broken sex toy

Somehow I think "Cranky Doodle Donkey" will be a reference to "Yankee Doodle Dandy". I don't know why

>>33464466
Well an european hour is 60 minutes, I don't know about your american time, but about 5 European hours.

>>33464450
No mention or Miranda? Miranda is incredibly fascinating.

Tried out a few things and this just ended up looking the best color-wise.

I feel pretty good about it, considering I was using a mouse.

Oh snap, it's episode day.

I forgot.

>>33464485
I hope he goes to town riding on Pinkie.

>>33464466
chillax through the night like me

>>33464485
Well that song does mention a pony.

> Air Date: February 18, 2012
> Summary: Pinkie Pie tries to turn Cranky Doodle Donkey, the only creature to refuse her friendship.

This is the episode where we will hear that smile song.

>>33463992
>stop at a fluffy pony accessory store on your way home
>pick up a large salt lick for your new fluffy pony
>she's only about two months old. A unicorn, with a lovely marsmallow color scheme
>she doesnt even have her fluff mark yet
>walk into the house, hiding the salt lick in a brown paper bag behind your back
>fluffy pony's laying in the middle of the floor, a crayon in her mouth, chewing it, there are chewed up blobs of paper
>call her over to you
>she wants to trots up to you but she has problems running, she's tripping over her own legs, she awkwardly walks to you, beaming up at you
>"hey I got you something"
>she's looking at you silently, little bit crosseyed, drooling a little
>you take the salt lick out of the bag
>she has no clue what it is. She thinks you got her a rock
>you hang it above her food bowl
>you tell her to give it a lick
>she try to lick it, but she fall on the groud and then she's laying there confused and don't know what to do
>you give salt stick right in front of her
>sle finaly licked it
>she's never tasted something so salty
>her eyes bug out of her head, she don't like it and she's scared
>she's trying to hide in her water bowl
>she poops herself
>she falls asleep
>you pick her up and clean her
>you conteplate why you bought retarded fluffy pony

>>33464485
That's because it is.

>>33464485
First thing I thought, anyway. The puns call to me. It may have no actual significance with his character, but I'm sure the rhyme was intentional.

>>33464430
>implying she wouldn't try to preserve as much of you as she could, your mind feeling continually hazy yet still coherent as you live with her for eternity, another shining star in her otherworldly mane

>>33464510
Last pony, etc. >>33463774

>>33464494
It looks good!. And that's cool and all Soup. But you should've STREAMED it.

>>33464467
>go to assassinate Princess Celestia
>she subdues you with her magic and puts you in shackles in the royal dungeon
>in solitary confinement
>she pays you regular visits

What happens during these visits, MLPG?

>>33464480
I've read that fic before. I think he ended up as a guard though.

>>33464510
The title is "A Friend in Deed"

Does the space between In and Deed have any significance, you think? The titles usually are some sort of joke related to the episode.

>>33464511
It's okay pony diapers are canon.

>>33464498

>>33464520
holyshit you are stupid
read the post you idiot
we just got a bigger spoiler

>>33463774
>>33464520

i hate you flutterscum so much.

please kill yourself

>>33464405
>day two as a fluffy pony
>not that you know that
>you've long since forgotten your past life
>you have a new owner now
>his name is Steve and you love him more than anything in the world
>Steve's gone now. You dont know where he goes all the time
>you want to run in circles inside. Running sounds like fun.
>midway your salt lick catches your eye
>you stop immediately, falling over and tumbling several times, before righting yourself and scampering over
>you open your mouth and extend your tongue
>the moment it makes contact, your tiny fluffy mind lights up
>so much feeling inside you
>soon the salt lick bores you
>you find yourself hungry
>well you dont have a word for it, but your little pony tummy is growling and you know you need to eat from the purple bowl
>you'd know it said "fluffy," if you could read
>where is that thing anyway?
>you cant remember where it is
>your mind falls into panic
>where is it? Your feeble fluffy pony mind is just able to comprehend that if you dont eat from the bowl, you'll die
>you start hyperventilating, looking around frantically
>your eyes land on that soft square lump you like to lie down on
>it's your only option
>you rush over to it and tear into it with your teeth
>there's something feathery and fluffy inside
>you choke it down
>you feel sick
>a nasty liquid flies out of your mouth, all over the soft things
>you dont know what it is
>you're afraid
>you start to cry
>the square thing opens
>Steve's home! You're saved!
>Steve is not happy. Steve is very very mad.
>Steve called you bad names and screamed at you
>all you want is for Steve to be happy
>your whole world shatters under Steve's disapproval

>>33464532
First thing I thought of was "a friend in need." Probably has something to do with that.

Rose or Jessy

One of you

stream

>>33464556
in agreement

>>33464549
Hey, I like Pinkie getting episodes too, but I want at least a single Fluttershy episode this season.
It's not that much to ask when Dash gets three.

>>33464532
>A friend in need
>A friend indeed
>A friend that is in any legal instrument in writing which passes, or affirms or confirms something which passes, an interest, right, or property and that is signed, attested, delivered, and in some jurisdictions sealed.

Pinkie confirmed for friend slave.

>>33464525

The same that happened between Pope John Paul II and the Turkish Assassin. Forgiveness but not freedom followed by friendship. Actually if I recall the Pope didn't press charges but the Turkish government did which is why he was still in prison. I dunno it's been a while since I heard the story. John Paul II is still an amazing person for befriending his assassin though.

>>33464556
Anybody, stream art

>>33464532
Probably something something being a good friend through direct action rather than just making empty claims to be one and dipping out when effort is required.

>>33464511
>I requested that picture almost a year ago
>still gets posted today

Feels good man.

>>33464555
Yeah, but "deed", as in title of ownership?
Donkeys confirmed for slaves?

>>33464532
I'm guessing the donkey will come off as a jerk but Pinkie will learn that he's actually a good friend in his actions rather than his words/demeanor.

>>33464552

>>33464556
>requesting a mainstream artist to stream
>not a mostly unknown drawfag hipster tier

MLPG is too mainstream

>>33464582
>>33464563
Hey Terse, you still here? Teach us about deeds, law student.

>>33464598
>screw
>ball

>>33464552
but all i want to do is be happy and make steve happy until i eventually drown ;_;

>>33464570
but there is art being streamed right now you bloody idiots.

>fans of fandom
you are so shit tier and that is a compliment

....

Also I just realized, as much as I hate to admit it, this episode is ripe for using Smile Smile Smile.

Pinkie sings it to cranky donkey, song ends, still frowning, audience laughs.

>>33464609

what?

>>33464566
People naturally assume that "assassin" automatically means "evil" and "sociopath."

It's just a job. The Turkish Assassin was paid to perform a service. Assassins are human beings, just with a profession of questionable morality. It was definitely awesome that he could still be a decent human being even after he was caught.

>>33464620
But watching an art stream inspires me to draw.

>>33464622
That's a dyke pone if i ever saw one

>>33464467
Well, if we're going that route:

>that feel when the spell etched into the bones of your hand is triggered, increasing the gravitational forces to the point where there's a naked singularity where your hand used to be, and the only reason you're immune is because Twilight believes you're a tool worth keeping
>that feel as you watch in satisfaction as Celestia collapses in on herself, screaming in uncomprehending agony and terror, unable to focus long enough to obliterate you with her own magic. Echos from across the hall signal that your counterpart has completed their task. Then, abrupt silence as the spell dissipates and leaves behind a small white marble. The guards never investigate, assuming it was a particularly rousing night of debauchery for both of the Princesses, and you exfiltrate under the cover of darkness.
>that feel when you report back to Twilight Sparkle to deliver the remains of both Princesses, and she leads you down to her lab to install the gleaming obsidian-and-steel magitech replacement for the hand you lost.

>>33464622

>>33464620

>art being streamed right now
>Taskidog
>0r0 is there

nope

>>33464636
No, it's an average japanese deliquent

>>33464639
if you cant shut your filthy mouth and get problems with this moron of 0r0 then its all your fault

>>33464636
>dyke
>clearly a guy
You are dumb and stupid

>>33464629
"I'm not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin!
"... Well the difference bein' one's a profession, and the other's mental sickness!"

>>33464637

Oh thank god. That whole conversation was making me really confused.

>>33464638

>>33464637
>that feel when Twilight rubs her vagina all over your face

>>33464637
Is it weird that I immediatly assumed that the had that was forming the black hole was inside Celestia?

>It's your turn to be Rainbow Dash tonight.

>>33464629

People assume that 'assassins' are unhinged because it requires a certain degree of sociopathy to calmly and systematically murder people who are complete strangers to you for no other reason other than you were ordered to/payed to

Its not the same as being a soldier and thrust into an environment where you're fighting for your life... you're literally hunting for a kill

People like You tend to downplay the significance of murdering another human being, probably because you play to many fucking videogames where you just mindlessly slaughter everyone without a fuss

faggot

>>33464672
That was the >implication, so no.

>>33464629

Yeah, I dunno what they talked about, but it was enough that he paid his respects when the Pope did die.

>>33464629
I had a dream like a week ago that I was an assassin posing as a jester, intending to kill the king. I did, and during my escape they sent a godzilla-sized mummy after me. Somehow I got stuck inside, and there were all sandy pyramid areas and rotten-mummy-insides acid pools. Eventually me and some girl that came out of nowhere convinced a dragon that was trapped in there to use his breath to blow the mummy's arm off, and once that was done we all zip-lined out. I have no idea what the far end of the line was anchored to, it just ran off into the horizon. I think I blew up the mummy with a magic sky laser thing after we got outside and on solid ground.

>you will never ever own a Pinkie Pie Dakimakura

>>33464682
Okay, good. I wouldn't want to be weird or anything.

>>33464629
You kind of do have to be a sociopath to murder people in cold blood for a living. That's pretty much textbook sociopathy.

>>33464677
True that it's not the same, but there's a similar degree of separation. A soldier is divorced from the fact that they're killing a human being by adrenaline and self-defense; an assassin is trained to do so (or is just a socio/psychopath to begin with).

>>33464689
Thank the lord.

I kinda like Twilight with Rarity hair.

>>33464698

As Sir Terry Pratchet wrote

"Normal people tend to shy away from murdering people they havent been introduced to"

>>33464696
Well, technically you need to be a sociopath to murder people for money and not feel empathy towards them.
Most hitmen probably are, but it isn't a requirement or anything.

>>33464690
We're all weird here. It's okay.

Just for the record, I'm not capping >>33464637 for my records. I feel weird for having written it. Anyone who wants to save it is welcome to, and I guess it'll be in the thread archive.

>>33464696
>having anti-social personality disorder (and yes, that's what it's called, look it up yourself)
>having any job more complicated than late night gas station attendant

I love armchair psychology threads!

>>33464525

>Celestia comes down and visits you
>She expresses her disappointment and at the same time commends you for having the courage for sneaking into her royal chambers
>She says she'll let you go if you tell her who hired you to assassinate her
>You say you can't under pain of death
>She expresses disapproval as she simply wants to contact your superiors and attempt to negotiate this peacefully
>Each time she comes she alks about her personal life while still trying to get you to talk
>Part of you just wants to stay in here forever because she is so impeccably kind and wondrous
>But a man can only live off of prison gruel for so long

>>33464722
>People read the thread archive

Why aren't you drawing?

>>33464722
If it's any consolation I vastly prefer the Good End feels over the Bad End ones.

Especially when it's about the act of being intimate with Celestia being nearly incomprehensible to the mortal soul, perhaps so much so as to cause permanent damage.

I feel like I don't belong in these threads anymore. I've been here since February, but I'm finding myself more and more isolated from the conversations and I'm not connecting with the newer jokes/flavors of the moment, like coke line and >rape. I just wanted to let you guys know that these pony moments have been precious, but I no longer belong in this world. So thanks for being there always, even if pony is not in my future.

>>33464745
I tried.
Did not get inspired by request.

>>33464722
I'm kind of happy to let it fade into oblivion because to be honest having to imagine Celestia feeling "unfathomable agony and terror" makes me feel

>>33464745
I'm lazy

>>33464745
because I'd have to walk all the way to the other room to get a pencil.
fine.

>>33464615
>Steve's mad about you eating the couch
>he put you outside and tied you to a pole, and made you sleep outside in the rain all night
>all you want to do is make him happy
>after Steve left, you set your brilliant plan into motion
>Steve liked food. You were going to make him food.
>you took a slice of bread and put it on the stove, right over the flame
>you take the burnt toast and put it on a paper plate
>you take out one of those eggs he likes so much
>you put it on the plate
>your clumsy hooves crack it. You think that's how it's supposed to look, so you leave it
>then you have to make him a card. That's what people do. You think.
>you draw a picture of the sky and put it next to the plate
>now for your masterstroke
>you run to the closet to dig out some pillows to replace the one you ate
>you drag out the pillows and throw them on the floor
>you lie down on one, your fluff pressing against you
>you see something outside
>it's one of Steve's rain collection buckets
>after last night, it was full
>you hear a voice in your head, softly speaking
>"they escaped the weight of darkness, to forge a path into the marrow of the spirit. They chose to drown, in a deeper vacancy"
>the voice mesmerizes you
>you notice you've been walking towards it
>you're outside
>staring into the water
>you can see your face looking back at you. Cute. Purple. Fluffy.
>you move forward, submerging yourself under the water, guided by some unknown purpose
>the voice returns
>"breathe in breathe in breathe in breathe in breathe in"
>you suck the water into your lungs
>blackness engulfs you
>Steve needs a new pony

>>33464745
How long does it take to get good enough to make stuff I'll like?

>>33464756
Which one was it?

>>33464745
Because I can't

>>33464745
I'm finishing up the SAA map in 3dsmax, and after that I gotta get back to working on the trailer.

>>33464689
>There will never be high-quality japanese MLP dakimakuras, only shitty western fanmade ;___;

>>33464750

If it helps any, I don't indulge in the starting >rape comments or Coke/food ponies or fluffy pones.

>>33464750
>not your blog

>>33464629
>blah blah blah perform a service blah blah
>perform a service
>YET THE SAME FUCKING PEOPLE SAY THAT THEY DRIVE EM NERVOUS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbIFx1u8jzc

I don't know don't ask.

>>33464750
There's always Ponychan.

>>33464745
i'm doodling in a notebook while lurking

>>33464750
>Talking as if February means you've been here long.

>>33464748
>>33464757
I am not proud of it, anons.

I, too, enjoy the thought of Celestia uncontrolled being more than the unaugmented mind can handle.

>>33464769
haha.

years and years. get busy

>>33464768
;_;

>>33464769
I practiced for three months before starting to take requests.
>>33464771
The one about Fluttershy and cheerilee.
I'm gonna try again, maybe now, maybe later.

>>33464779
I don't get the appeal of dakimakuras. When you look at their dead, static faces and eyes I would think it would force you to realize you're hugging a picture on a pillow that doesn't care about you.

It's way better to just hold a blank body pillow and let your imagination do all the work.

Not that I do anything like that.

>>33464768
>eldritch horrors drive fluffy ponies to kill themselves
I'm liking this.

>>33464794
But we're only guaranteed to have ponies for another year, more if we're lucky.

>>33464637
You are to face TS in the Throne of Sun. She has filled herself with as much divine essence as she has been able to, ready to make an end to you once and for all, confident that her treachery and her plan has led her to the path of divinity. Then suddenly, as she spews forth her threats and taunts at you, she begins to feel pain. She resists it at first, suppresses it and tries to resume her conversation with you, but the tug is there, in her inner being. Suddenly the pain flares, and she gives up a hellish scream of anguish, as if she is being torn apart. You step back, wary of this new trick. Then Twilight's screams change into laughter, and her voice grows dark and echoing.

You recognize it at once.

It is the voice of Celestia.

Celestia's amusement echoes over the plane that she controls, her throne, the seat of her power, and in her dark mirth she reveals her humor. "...FOOLISH TWILIGHT SPARKLE..."

Her voice is like a thunderstorm.

"SHE TRULY BELIEVED THAT SHE COULD DECEIVE ME. SHE BELIEVED THAT I COULD NOT SEE INTO HER BLACK HEART AND KNOW WHAT SERPENT SLITHERED THERE. BUT SHE WAS ALWAYS MINE, HER SPITEFUL SOUL WAS ALWAYS MINE. SO FOOLISH MORTALS CAN BE, IT IS A GREATER JOKE THAN YOU KNOW. SO BLINDED BY AMBITION AND HUNGER. THESE WERE THE THINGS THAT MADE ME CHOOSE HER -- NOT HER OBEDIENCE. HER TREACHERY HAD TO BE. THE FUEL IS NOTHING WHEN IT IS NOT GATHERED. YOU WERE ALWAYS THE FUEL, BUT TO TAKE SHAPE I NEEDED A VESSEL. TWILIGHTS'S SACRIFICE IS GREATER THAN SHE COULD EVER IMAGINE. NOW I AM REBORN WITHIN HER FLESH, AND HER SOUL WEEPS FOREVER IN MY SHADOW. I AM ALMOST COMPLETE. THE POWER COURSES THROUGH ME AGAIN, EXISTENCE FILLS ME WITH ITS PROMISES, AND ONCE MORE I CAN FEEL THE SWEET HUNGER THAT I REMEMBER. YES."

Celestia's vicious gaze turns to you. "BUT NOT QUITE. COME CHILD, OBEY YOUR PRINCESS' COMMAND AND DIE!"

>>33464768
I think I missed something earlier in the thread. I'm confused.

>>33464768
i hope i at least made steve smile once, and maybe he'll miss me

i tried my best

;_;

>>33464750
I feel like this all the time, I'm from February too.
>.gif related though

>>33464811
doesnt mean you cant draw them, and youd be surprised how hard cash cows die sometimes

>>33464750
I've been there bro, for a long time I felt disconnected from MLPG and I really couldn't bring myself to come here after an episode any more, especially with all the drawfaggots using MLPG as their personal blog.

I learned to role with it.

>>33464809

Considering how Fluffy pone generally works, she'd probably be safer in the same room as Cthulhu than with a pair of safety scissors

>febfaggots are now MLPG oldfags

Oh sad day

>>33464816
>FIGHT
>MAGIC
>ITEM
>GUARD

>>33464823
i fucked off for a while in summer. very refreshing.

its not gonna be how it was, so dont ever expect that. just appreciate it for the shitty thing it is

>>33464819
I'm from February too. I don't feel like that at all. Sure it's annoying but you can just, you know, ignore shit you don't like. Not to mention you could even filter >rape.

>>33464677

>>33464818
Steve will hate your shitty meal. Steve will hate you for eating his pillows and vomiting on his couch. Steve will throw your body away and get a new, non-fluffy pony that isnt retarded.

9/10 for effort
1/10 for execution
Such is life as a fluffy pony.

>>33464819
I have a bad tendency to find myself here even though I promised myself never to return.

Another good gif.

>>33464769
Forget it

>>33464832
It's almost a year now.

>>33464845
I didn't get out of work until after the stores closed, but soon the sriracha will be mine.

>>33464853
Doesn't change the fact that they're the cancer that brought MLP fandom to ruin

>>33464832

nothing but octoberfags are oldfags

januaryfag, here

>>33464858
holla

a whole year, can you fuckin believe it

>>33464857
>cancer
>>>/b/

>>33464857
>implying it wasn't the oldfags that started posting MLP on /b/ in the first place

>>33464857

MLPG was always bad, even before it was the MLPG

seriously, the first thread after the first episode aired was all about being in love with applejack

>>33464857
That's cool, had to happen eventually.
I post on the /b/ threads more anyway.

It's crazy how it's almost been almost a year already.

YOU WAKE UP AS A FLUFFY PONY

WHAT DO YOU DO?

>>33464880
Oh gtfo

>>33464874
>the first thread after the first episode aired was all about being in love with applejack
And?

>>33464852
But I wanna make cool art!

>>33464890
Be happy, because it means I finally get to die and it won't be my fault.

>>33464890
drown, aw drats

>>33464890
Drown

>>33464843
oh well, that's what i get for wanting to go out as a fluffy pone.

again, at least i tried as best as my fluffy brain could do.

>>33464903
>>33464901
>>33464900
fuck you guys are miserable bastards

>>33464874
October through February was golden, no matter what all the mad fags who never were there say.

>>33464880
>had to happen

It didn't "Have to happen". I think the whole thing could have been avoided, easily, if ponies had stayed the fuck out of /b/.

>>33464908
The archives respectfully disagree

>>33464908

Thats how I remember it too, but the archives don't lie

>>33464734
>>33464903
Seriously, if you are not contributing or taking requests, drop your name. No tripfag or namefag do it but it would be nice for everyone if they begin to do that and stop being such attention whores

what if pone was a vampire

>>33464897
Then to must travel the world, and kill artists to take their souls giving you their powers

>>33464890
Be a coke pony instead.

*clink*

>>33464914
Love and Tolerance would never have happened. That right there would've improved things vastly.

>>33464852

>That feel when you want to save an image but you hesitate.

How do you hide your pony folder from the world MLPG?

>>33464890
Cuddle with myself. Do some crayon doodles. Eat inappropriate things. Vomit on something valuable. Forget I'm not a pegasus and try to fly. Fall. Die.

>>33464922
I think he coloured a picture of mine...

>>33464922
He's Aus, he gets off on being an insufferable faggot. That's not going to happen.

>>33464908
youre so wrong it hurts

remember the fucking sadluna shit? remember the fucking neverending waifufagging?

it was not as bad, but not by enough

>>33464908
I dunno, we had to put up with shit like Mr. Hate, /v/incent /v/an and Trixie avatarfag

>>33464890
Masturbate furiously.

>>33464897
don't we all

>>33464925
*fizzzzzzzzzzz*

The old days were so much better right guys?

>>33464929
I have a library called MLP. I don't.

>>33464956

CANDYVAG CANDYVAG CANDYVAG CANDYVAG CANDYVAG CANDYVAG

>>33464955

>>33464929
All my pony is in my "porn" folder
No one ever looks in there

>>33464929
I don't because I'm a grown ass man with my own computer. Nobody is going to sneak into your room and spy on your pony pictures. Nobody cares.

>>33464890
Find more fluffy ponies. Cuddle furiously. Be adorable. Make adorable mistakes. Be loved by everyone.
[ Oh god I'm so alone

>>33464929
C:/users/anon/pictures/MLPFiM

>>33464926
>Ponies don't happen in /b/
>Ponychan never gets an audience and disappears
>Equestria daily doesn't get an audience, and fades away like so many other fandom blogs
>The show gets 2 seasons tops
>1/3 the amount of porn it gets now

Nothing but good would have come of it.

>>33464914
Well, I found pony through /b/, as did many other people.
>>33464926
Blame the mods for that with the banning, it forced some people to ponychan, where they decided love and tolerance should be a rule.
It was used as more of an anti-troll originally.

Good morning fellow ponyfags, whats the news today? except that new episode synopsis, for which my body is ready.

>>33464983

I wouldn't change anything. the way it is now is ok. MLPG is ok.

you start changing the past to improve the future and you only end up with nazis on dinosaurs

>>33464929
C:\Users\soup\Pictures\My Pictures\misc\other\ponies

>>33464929
I don't hide it, I save all recent pics to my desktop, and if it gets full, make a folder called MLP and put the old ones in there and begin again.

Just got home from a party.
Was at a friends house who's a few years younger than me. Really great dude.
Find out he's recently discovered 4chan.
/b/tard of course... figures...
The way he thinks and talks about it is really funny.
I realized it's prolly exactly how I acted when I first started coming here.
Freaked me out a bit.
Just felt like sharing.
Sage cause pony jya nai.

>>33464929
Desktop\4\co\ponies

Who's gonna dig that deep, honestly?

>>33465017
We were all newfags once, though i hope most of us didn't go public with it.

>>33465017

teach him that internet should stay internet

>>33465017
I always kept my mouth shut about this place.

>Cousin mentions /v/
>oh what's that never heard of it

What time is new pony

>>33465039

in 4 hours?

>>33465039
10AM EST

>>33465034
Hello there jack

>>33465028
It makes more sense that way...

>>33465017
>jya nai
What?

>>33465050
Yer way off.

>>33465002
Why do you hate me

>pipsqueak watches eagerly as Big Mac demonstrates how he performs autofellatio

>>33465039
10:00 eastern time
WHO ELSE IS STAYING UP ALL NIGHT?

>>33465060
>Pip tries
>breaks his back and neck
>paralyzed

>>33465056
Hes asleep anyway, i just wanted to test it.

>>33465060
I capped some of the previous thread but I didn't cap any from that one.

>>33465060
It's not gay if it's your own dick.

Applejack x Jubilee? Good ol' fashioned lesbian rodea sex.

>>33465062
That was my plan, as it is every Friday night, but I think I won't be able to stay awake this time.

>>33465078
>that feel when someone caps your greentext
It is a good feel.

>>33465078
>imminent rape