Are you a bad enough dude to help save the Web?
STOP SOPA AND PIPA

superbad

How fares your empire, MLPG?

I would suck many dicks to be able to color this well.

>>33428693
ok

>>33428693
I LIKE BLUE YELLING, HER VOICE IS MOST POWERFUL OF ALL THE VOICES

This isn't my fault, it was the image limit.

>>33428723
Why does she look so upset?

What do I draw MLPG?

>>33428737
blue yelling and yellowquiet need more scenes together

bad news, Defiler, i couldn't find any more unconscious girls. sorry, i know you were relying on me.

You guys get laid yet?

>>33428747
I get it.
Marker pony.

>MARE VAGINAS
THIS WIDE

>>33428739
DON'T GIVE ME EXCUSES

>>33428752
A wretched hive of scum and villainy, please.

Earth pone can't onto clouds.

>>33428756
That's SOPA pony.

>>33428750

Because it was her cloud. NOBODY STEALS HER CLOUD.

>>33428739
I would have forgiven you for being late, but then you still fucked it up.
>thumbnail

>>33428761
>STRETCHED BY ONLY THE FATTEST PONYCOCKS

Here at the BLOOD RAVENS chapter, we thank you for the generous gift of night pone to give Boreale over there someone to yell with.

Night pone's a pretty okay pone.

>>33428753
PERHAPS IN THE FUTURE BLUE YELLING AND YELLOW QUIET WILL MEET, APOLOGIZE, THEN HAVE A TEA PARTY IN THE ROYAL GARDEN

Stop keeping me up so late dammit.

I want to sleep.

>>33428782
Boreale must be lonely after kaurava.

anyone know how much MS charges for commission? i was thinking about buying some futa food ponies.

>>33428774
I found a magnifying glass for this occasion.

>>33428755

i remember you. you're the guy who has the massive hard-on for Fluttershy.

>>33428794
I will kill you in your sleep.

>>33428784
that would be nice

i bet yellowquiet likes a good scone with her tea

>>33428794
You best include sriracha pone if you're going to have futa

Posting best sleep poni

>>33428790
It's almost adorable how you try and fight it.

>>33428792
I hear he yelled himself to death.

>>33428765
what.

>>33428794
die please

>>33428721
>that feel when you know you could do something like this if you really tried but you're a lazy fuck

>>33428822
>adorable

>>33428824
I thought he went into rehab?

>>33428754
I hardly need your help to find KO'd women.

>>33428818

Sleep pone is quite a sleepy pone.

>>33428806
Well, she's hot.

Asian Twilight.

>>33428818

>>33428861
Is that Fluttershy a man?

>>33428868
IT LIVES

>>33428817
>Futa Sriracha pony.
I had an idea for her.
Gets into a snark match and then eventual catfight with Tabasco.
I mean ponies can still technically have cat fights, right?
Oh, and no penis in the story.

>>33428845
Seems it didn't work.

>>33428849
I remember you.
Please climb into your trash compactor. There's pone on the other side.

>>33428817
>implying sriracha pone's not a gruff, hung stallion who shouts obscenities at you after blowing his spicy load all over your asian noodles, then desperately sucking himself off and gulping down spurt after spurt of his cum after you put him away, having gotten all worked up by your gentle touch and longing for your hands to pet him sweetly

>>33428848

Only the sleepest

>>33428861
>pinkie
>no pink hair

awww fuck this shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=JH8eRff9DCs

APPLE PONY APPLE PONY APPLE PONY APPLE PONY APPLE PONY APPLE PONY APPLE PONY APPLE PONY APPLE PONY APPLE PONY APPLE PONY APPLE PONY

fuck i just shit in my pants a little because i didnt feel like getting up. goddamn my life is a wreck.

>>33428868
AND I SAID TO THE LETH, "FUCK YOU!"

>>33428861
It makes sense. Unicorns are asian, earth ponies are white and pegasi are black.

That new episode clip gives me high hopes for tomorrow. Oh man I can't wait, shit's gonna be so good.

why do all fluttershy cosplayers have manface?

>>33428901
...Except Zebras are black. Going by accents and voicetypes, everybody but the Zebras are white.

first time drawing pone

first time drawing anything

>>33428873

a lot of them seem to be.

>>33428880
i like futa sriracha pone. im not really feeling tabasco pony though.

>>33428911
You officially did a better job than 80% of newfag artists.

>That feel when the ponies shun, and sleep through your beautiful night.

>>33428902
what

>>33428880
Damn. Everyone forgot about this story when that guy drew the female Sriracha pony.

OH SHIT, HERE COMES TOM

>>33428909
Zebras are AFRICAN. Not everyone with an American accent is white.

>>33428913
>rainblow dosh
>not fit
I'd still slam it. She wears those shorts pretty damn well.

>>33428933
>Johnny Bravo eyebrow.

Dude must fuck SO MANY bitches.

>>33428927
yay

i cannot understand the eyes and the hind legs though

>>33428933
Oh how much better it would have been if he was in a full body rock costume and had to be rolled or carried along by someone for the whole event.

>>33428929
Twilight is friends with an owl you can hang out with, Luna.

>>33428905
if it looks like shit, smells like shit and feels like shit, its prolly shit

>>33428951
so you're saying fluttershy is a man?

Mysterious anon, is that you?

>>33428739
>>33428721
>>33428754
>>33428765
>>33428822
>>33428947

>>33428941
Dem hips dude...dunno about the other girl though

>>33428929
>that feel when the only ones enjoying it are weird ponyfags

>>33428974

Hey you, you're in charge of the Who's Who list right?

OVEREXPOSURE IS AWESOME

>>33428929

i had a whole headcanon about how Luna was sad because the pony she had a crush on, she'd visit in him sleep and play with him in his dreams.

then he'd wake up just before she could tell him she loved him, and forget all about the dream.

repeat the same thing every night.

>>33428902

>braids

All of my HNNNGs. I know it'll never happen, but it'd still be nice to have her hair in that style for just one episode. Could be a special occasion or something, I dunno. Just to have 22 minutes of delicious braids.

>ERROR: File too large

Fuck you, 4chan, I've seen 5000x5000 images posted! No way my 1920x1080 image is too large!

>>33428974
Yeah I'd rail that Dash from behind. Also, not just the hips but that >attractive leg posing. I'm not sure about the other chick though.

>>33428933
Best cosplay is best cosplay.

>>33428948
/vp/ called
Mew is still your waifu
there is no going back on this.

RETURN FROM WHENCE YE CAME.

>>33428965
prove me wrong

>mfw that ponychan thread is still fucking going.
>And the Mod posted in it.
>And it still going.

>>33428945
Everyone's gonna tell you to look at some horses.

So look at some horses.

>>33428947

if he had a full Rock costume, he wouldn't need people to roll him around, he'd need people to help the jabronies who didn't know their roles that he had to layeth the smacketh down upon.

>>33428972

no.

>>33429000
Praetor, if you're going to tell people to go back to places you should head back to /b/.

Give him a chance, he seems earnest enough. Clean slate it; if he fucks up, that's it, but for now I feel it's been long enough that he deserves the benefit of doubt.

>>33428945
Look at some horses

>>33429015
What ponychan thread?

Did I miss something?

>>33428985
ya

>>33428708
*clink*

>>33429040
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/chat/res/39198045.html

>And now it will be locked.
Hello sentries.

>>33428994
That would be filesize, not dimensions. There is a limit on both, although I don't remember what the size limit is.

>>33429053
*SPURT*

>>33428911
Perhaps you could work on perspective. This video series really helped me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsQ1WVyPHvU

inb4 DASH CAN'T HAVE TITS

inb4 WATERMARK

inb4 DAT GLOVE

Alright MLPG,

A short comic series about an alternate universe of the ponies. Something of an Ultimate My Little Pony, with technology being present (not dependent on magic and very niche).

It would feature:
Technological Twilight Sparkle
Appleoosan Shopkeeper Applejack
Canterlot-Born Sculptor Rarity
Silver-Tongued Fluttershy (unsure) (also Fluttersly is a ballin alternate name)
Equestrian Air-Force Rainbow Dash (unsure, probably used for recon)
Comedian/Prop Comic Pinkie Pie (Unsure, perhaps jaded but glad to be making others laugh)

Find your opinions and tell them to me. Suggestions on how to improve them are super welcome.

If I think there's enough potential here I'll totally draw this shit up.

>>33429062

>>33429085
>futacokepony.png

do any of you dbags play League and is there a chillwave chat

>>33429000
What's a Mew?

>>33429060

Well, that would certainly explain why. Why the fuck is this image over 3MB?!

>>33429089

>>33429055
Never cared for AlexS or his work, but I completely agree with him on this.

>>33429071
She is a little too meaty to be Dash. Especially around the face, athouth the >DASH CAN'T HAVE TITS is probably part of it.

>>33429078
>Silver-Tongued Fluttershy

Sure, why not go completely against everything the character is?

>>33429078
>Sculptor
Huh? Why?

>walk into apartment
>see this

wat do

>>33429026
You...
You weren't there...

The blasted, hellish terrain all around, your comrades fallen as the autism broke their minds, the burning, the blood...

The only sound for miles being the quiet chant of "blowout soon, fellow stalker..."

YOU JUST WEREN'T THERE.

>>33429055
You shouldn't have done that.
Now the fun will end.

Sleepy Belle general it is.

>>33429093
That thing that looks like a cat fucked an alien.
>This describes all the pokemon.

what do you think twilights favorite flavor of panburger partner dinner mix is?

>>33429044

Mind changing the picture for my addition for this? I know it's probably not shown as often but it would still be nice. This is actually the most on model thing I've ever done.

>>33429090
you

<- this.

How do I stop day dreaming about living with a pony?

>>33429110
>loose socks
Are the only part of that image I find remotely attractive.

>>33429110

>>33429110
Hold myself over her, kiss her on the neck, and run my hand along her side starting from knee and ending just after my fingertips end up under her shirt.

>>33429111

HE DOESN'T KNOW, MAN, HE WASN'T THERE

i've seen the face of God, man. i remember.

>>33429110
Sign Language

>>33429131
Never stop dreaming Anon, chase those dreams.

>>33429111
I was totally there, man, I coined the term 'Flutterfucker'.

>>33429141
How ugly

>>33429141
>>33429141
>saw the face of God

You loved another person?

>>33429141
Is that the same person as before?
That is a way less appealing angle.

>>33429141
>dat DSL

>>33429141
CAN YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!

>>33429156
I don't remember you there.

>>33429131

daydream about two sweaty men grappling in a ring surrounded by thousands of screaming fans.

NO. BAD THOUGHTS. BAD BASTARD.

>>33429116
What is this, Hamburger Helper's less popular nerdier little brother?

>>33429156

I still have this.

>>33429131
or just stop to watch the show/browse mlpg

>>33429171
YEAH, FEEL IT BROTHER.

>>33429101
What a fat slut. I bet she'll give anyone a drink.

Hey, that's your type isn't it? Hahaha!

>>33429107
Yeah I mean it's not like it's an alternate universe or anything. She's already shown she can be persuasive and controlling when she needs to, this is just making it her dominant personality trait. If you have a better suggestion I'm all ears, I just don't want to have her remain the socially retarded, useless character she is now.
>>33429109
I thought back to her origin finding those gems in stone, and came up with the sculpting idea as another way the story could have gone and still related to art. It could be a flipside to generosity to have her be the kind of artist that sacrifices and puts all they have into their craft.

>>33429170

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD, THEY COUNCIL ME, THEY UNDERSTAND

THEY TALK TO MEEEEEEEEE


>>33429164

yup.

>>33429175
Superior .gif

>>33429202
Poor guy, just can't stop ejaculating into his own mouth.

Hey Deaf, still around?

>>33429197
Social retardation and usefulness aren't mutually exclusive.

>>33429213
Yes.

Huh. Beedrill is back. What fun.

>>33429178
Shut up Josh.

>>33429210
what If trixie is cumming once every 3 seconds and he is eating it?

>>33429210
It's a vicious cycle. The taste of his deliciously warm candy pony semen drives him to orgasm.

And the layers of your unicorn magic prevent him from ever running dry or having to worry about refractory periods. He'll be there for hours, gulping down his own sperm and loving every second.

so this set is mainly headed by Rose0fMay (AJ). she seems to have the biggest collection of it, anyway.

she said more or less that all the girls in the set had massive dykelust for Kalasnacks and her massive va-voom.

>>33429230
What if he is playing catcher for Mayonnaise Pony?

>Stop it, brain.
>We don't even own mayonnaise in a squeeze bottle, that didn't make sense!

>>33429215
She's not interesting how she is now. Tell me how to make her interesting without giving her 100 speechcraft and we'll see.

>>33429215
I drew you a shy pone.

I'm afraid I don't have a tablet, so I can't make it look cleaner/cuter, sorry.

>>33429175
Oh my God! Oh my God! Trixie you bitch! Oh my God! Where's the mouthwash? Oh my God! You bitch! Oh my God!

>>33429244
>dat pinkie is so ugly she must wear a mask
>mfw

my dream is to work here

http://www.reproductionenterprises.com/equine

i just need to save up $750 to enroll in the training course and i am set

>>33429244
That is actually a flattering picture of that Fluttershy. She doesn't look quite as mannish.
Poor Twilight though, not a good angle for her.

>>33429244

Is that fluttershy a guy?!

>>33429071
You forgot shittiest skateboard money can buy.

>>33429249
Take that animal empathy she has, and make it machine empathy. Think a shyer version of Kaylee.

>>33429255
D'awww, thanks!

so i made Vinyl Scratch in Saints Row 3.

more or less. she's Russian.

>>33429244
WHY DOES FLUTTERSHY LOOK LIKE A TRAP

Ps I'd have sex with AJ.

>>33429285
is that fluttershy a guy?

>>33429286
Should've picked the zombie voice to emulate an inability to talk.

>>33429259
>not enjoying the taste of cum

What are you, a faggot?

>>33429271

there's not many good angles for that Twilight, me brother.

>>33429288

this. >>33428951

Any recent feels involving Twilight?

>>33429269
>Advantages of Frozen Semen

Please, tell me more.

QUICK, NAME ONE PONY AND A NON-SEXUAL SITUATION/POSE.

>>33429279
>Machine Empathy Fluttershy
So, a tech-priest?
I'm okay with that.

>>33429293
What, you thought he wasn't a faggot?

What are you, a hobosexual?

>>33429279
Wouldn't that make her just like Ultimate Twilight Sparkle? Unless you mean introducing machine spirits into the mix, which I could see going somewhere.

>>33429269
over the line

>>33429307
Twilight lost in the aether

>>33429293

Yes, he is.

>>33429314
WAT

>>33429303

>that feel when purple pone is still irrelevant and largely overshadowed by glorious Rarity master race

it is a good feel.

>>33429307
Mayor Mare fighting Mike Haggar.

>>33429304

THIS ALSO PERTAINS TO MY INTERESTS

>>33429303

Nope. All mine go to AJ.

YO!
someone asked for this?
Improved version.

>>33429329
that was like 20 hours ago man

>>33429307
RAINBOW DASH
HUGGING NON-SEXUALLY

>>33429298
People really need to stop buying these ears and wings. They just do absolutely nothing for the outfits.

>>33429312
I figured Twilight was good at using tech and okay with repair, while Fluttershy would be able to actually ask the tech what's broken with it and fix damn near anything.

>>33429307
Fluttershy

Looking embarassed after cutting a massive, noisy fart

>>33429131

You don't.

>>33429293
I've never tasted it. But if Trixie did that to me, I'd rape her silly.

>>33429329
I request a version with her licking/sucking the horsecock.

>>33429329
>jacked off by trixie
>not getting your prostate massaged by her horn

Doing it wrong.

>>33429346
...We don't joke about that here, Beedrill. You'd better be prepared to back up that statement.

>>33429336
At least I remembered.
he probably isn't even here anymore.

>>33429338

don't worry, if my pipe dreams come to anything, i'll make sure the girls don't wear them. i think they're stupid, too.

>>33429303
what's a what now?

>>33429350
>not foregoing trixie altogether for the superior prostate stimulation of Big Mac's throbbing length

>>33429338
Interesting dynamic there. I'll run it by my collaborator and see how he feels.

SEE THAT MLPG, THIS MAN IS CONSTRUCTIVE.

>>33429348
THAT WILL TAKE TIME.
also, I need a link to the flash if possible.

>>33429353
Which part?

>Not wanting to be humiliated and dom'd by Trixie.

>>33429358
It's a type of short semi-story recently added to the repertoire. Basically a set of greentexted statements that are aimed at making the reader feel a certain way, often starting with >that feel when.

>>33429337
...I'll just choose this one.

QUICK, GIVE ME YOUR BEST "HUGGING NON-SEXUALLY" FACE

>>33429354
i asked for it. i am always in mlpgs i can never leave. thanks man.

>>33429373
All of it.

>>33429375
>Implying she would not just suck at that too.

>>33429375
nope , now get the fuck out of here seth

>>33429378

>>33429369
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/18202067/MLP%20dating%20sim.swf

>>33429325
My god, those are probably one the most ugliest legs I've ever seen

>>33429365
If you say it like that, it just looks like I'm samefagging to improve my own reputation.

>>33429373
The rape part, of course. Such things are no laughing matter. If you plan to rape Trixie, you need a way to keep her from using magic, a method of restraint, etc.

>>33429375
Just so long as she doesn't make me eat my own semen.

>>33429388
PERFECT.

>>33429390
>the Fluttershy set will be consensual

>>33429375

>implying she wouldn't manage to bring the rope to life and have it tie her up accidentally
>implying it was an accident

>implying she wouldn't demand you release her
>implying she isn't begging you to abuse her

>implying she wouldn't be furious when you put your hands on her
>implying she doesn't want it

i fucking love implications

>>33429394
Oh well, I just mean I would not be happy if she did that. Things would get violent.

>>33429394
What? Who would ever think that YOU, the amazing, fantastic, super awesome Deafdefiler was samefagging? Anyone who holds this belief is surely wrong and is not worthy to be in your presence.

Deafdefiler is clearly the best person in this thread, just sayin.

>>33429394
>SUPLEX HER INTO THE STEEL STEPS ON THE CORNER OF THE RING, BREAKING HER CRIME FILLED HORN.
>PIN HER FOR THE BELL
>GLOAT IN CHEERING FANS.

>>33429416

BAH GAWD, THE F-5, THERE'S NO CAWL FOR THIS, GET THE REF, WE NEED TO GET SOME ORDER OUT HERE, BROCK HAS COMPLETELY SNAPPED

>>33429348
hahaha...
[spoiler[ be more specific. which scene?
1, 2, 3 or 4? [/spoiler]

>check paheal for fap
>gay porn everywhere
>baby fuck
>badly drawn futa
>awful unrealistic horse anatomy
>more baby fuck
>fuckkin creepy anthro


why do i still go to that site goddamn.

>I'm samefagging to improve my own reputation.
>>33429412

hmmmmmmmm

>>33429434
THE REF IS CAIN, OH THE HUMANITY

>>33429402
get out from here deaf

>>33429412
...I'm going to bed.

>>33429449
fagnig plz go

>>33429449

Draw Lyra eating shoes.

see? even in probably the most feminine shot possible, she still somehow manages to come across as a man. it's probably that chin.

>>33429439

>2012
>not using e621

>>33429341
>that feel when people repost your feels
nice feel
also a nice, albeit confusing, feel is when your story gets featured on fimfiction. What the fuck guys I am not a good writer don't do that

>>33429416
Huh? Who called me?

Quit talkin' shit bout my waifu, else you's gonna get a hoof sandwich

>>33429439
I know that feel, holy shit.
Just about everything has some form of that garbage too.
Then again, I can't stand even well drawn futa. Just not my thing.

>inb4 Not liking futa 2012, etc..

>>33429407
ha! beedrill. i remember hating you but now we have much worse tripfags shitposting here i dont even care anymore.

sential
deafdefiler
sparks
N0CHAS or whatever the fuck

>>33429459

>>33429469
luke plz go

>>33429472

You tell em, Johnny!

>>33429475
N4CH0S, NH4NO3 hates mexicans

>>33429472
Oh man does somebody have the human japanese version of this captioned with you talkin shit bout my waifu?

>>33429476

>>33429475
Nigger this is a throwaway name I'm using just for today to get some feedback.

And I'm not even a tripfag

>>33429475
DD>Sent>Sparks>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Nachos

>>33429475

okay, N04 or whatever i can see hating, and i never even see Sparks, but the other two seem like pretty legit bros.

maybe they're worse if i look into the metagame or something.

>>33429482
it's supposed to be femail

>>33429465
fancy hat included

Hey guys. Alex S. he guy in the facebook screenshot telling people off DOES NOT WORK ON THE SHOW

he is a fan music guy

idiots

>>33429495
switch Sparks with Sentinel and i'll agree

>>33429493
Which reminds me, I need more thoughts on
>>33429078
So I can get to work god damn.

>>33429475
>Still not hated.
FeelsBatman.png

>>33429505
how did you draw so fast you goddamn wizard

>>33429498

I know, but I was going for the whole hard Italian mobster thing. And Johnny seemed as good as anything. Not really any female mob names I can think of...

>>33429512
And I forgot my name god dammit one fuckup after the next.

i don't know what you all are on about hating the way Yaya looks. so she looks a little inhuman. so what?

there is no beauty that hath not some strangeness about its proportion.

>>33429505

>>33429517

>>33429517
look at this shitty abomination. you draw that fuck in 2min.

reminds me of belethor: Some may call this junk for me these are treasures.

>>33429536
Hey Guys, isn't deafDefiler just the best tripfriend ever?

>>33429390
Is it still just wandering around with no one to interact with outside Mrs. Cake spouting a stock line and Trixie offering to change your race?

>>33429524
I would fuck that rainbow dash so fucking hard she'd walk funny for a month

guys, have you noticed that dafty is never around when superman appears, and vice-versa?

So last night I dreamed someone was abducting the main ponies and tying them up; Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and finally Pinkie Pie.

In this dream I was genderswap Pinkie Pie, named Binkie Pie. (Dream names are weird.) I escaped, the abductor chased me, I started bouncing, and did a goomba-stomp right on his head, which exploded. Then I stuck my tongue out and grinned in a whimsical manner.

>>33429390
What is this wonderful thing?

>>33429545
i thought he was decent until the tf2 rants and the massive furfaggotry i see from him in streams.

>>33429561

her name is ScruffyRebel. go nuts.

>>33429565
Are you saying Dafty is the Macho Man himself?

>>33429561
How bad is it that I don't feel sexually attracted to anyone in that photo?

>>33429545
y u hatin man

>>33429574
TIME TO FAP

>>33429575
i'm just sayin'

>>33428972
No i went to make breakfast.

>>33429581
not even Applejack?

>>33429565

Now that's just silly. Me? Superman? Pffft, heh, don't be so silly Anon.

>>33429561
I dunno about that Dash, but real Dash I'd fuck so hard she couldn't fly straight

>>33429568
Pony Fuck-O-Matic, Aniki.

Developer blog here: http://pokehidden.tumblr.com/

(Warning his blog is shit.)

>>33429602
i'm confused

>>33429597
Nope. Guess I'm more attracted to personality than looks. Though there's still a limit on how ...abnormal she can look.

>>33429567
Last night I had a sexual fantasy about DJ PON3

>>33429598
>At night.
>In the presence of criminals.
>Daftykins feels the Macho Madness overtake him

>>33429601
thanks doc

>>33429609
and what about THIS personality?

nice job, camera guy. put the cute girl in the back. you are really on top of your shit, bro.

>>33429581

it's okay. i'm trying to balance it out with this stuff, wean you people off ponies and get you back to sexual attraction to humans.

it just means you're taking longer.

OH GOD THAT VOICE, DIAMANDA GALAS, OH GOD, I SEE THEM AGAIN

Hey guys what's going on?

>>33429625
shut up Clark, don't make me call Goku

you guys keep forgetting something

>>33429626
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo5l-1r8OMo

>>33429618
She has a nice personality. A VERY nice one. But still not feeling it

okay, this one's better. at least glorious Pinkie Pie is up front and center.

>This thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo5l-1r8OMo&feature=related

>>33429626
Doc man, you're holding out on me

>>33429636
ultimate faggot detected

>>33429608
I'm saying that after we were done she'd be too sore to turn properly
and before we were done she'd be too far gone to think about flying, never mind do it

look at that beak on Rarity.

Pone Rarity would not approve of that shit.

>>33429652
jesus christ how horrifying

>>33429652
DAT RARITY
OH GOD MY LUNGS

actual picture of rainbow dish

>>33429635
>>33429643
Tripping balls.

>>33429652
it is hard to find a decent Rarity cosplay

>>33429647
>Not breaking her wings in your wild throws of passion with your POWERFUL STEELY ARMS.
>Not pile-driving her screaming, crying form off of the roof and onto the concrete below.
>Not breaking her legs and farting uncontrollably.

time for more of Sciezka's Vinyl Scratch.

>>33429645
>implying he's not faking it for more pics

>>33429662
purple-green
Is that you doc?

>>33429636
I dont get it, are you a furry or gay?

>>33429672

no it's not.

>>33429679
>that belly button

I feel slightly disgusted.

>>33429638
>dat rarity
>dat twilight

GAWD MY SIDES

>>33429689

>>33429689

>blue eyes, not green

Why does she even try?

>>33429693
Yes it is

>>33429674
>implying Dash isn't basically indestructible

is it safe to come out?

>>33429714
>>33429693

Rarity: worst pony all ponies

shiny flutterguy appears

if you'll look to the left, you can see a rare Inspector Redwood in his natural environment; surrounded by the bitches.

>>33429724
Now now, her fans may be cunts be she is not.

>>33429719
I SURE WOULD LIKE TO STICK MY DICK IN A COKE BOTTLE.

>>33429717
>Implying I am not just that powerful.
BROTHER

how much gay sex would you have if you had the chance?

>>33429719

Daily dose thread?

>>33429730

here's more of that Derpy from earlier.

>>33429743
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4&feature

>>33429743

>>33429761

WHO PUT THOSE PONIES IN THE MICROWAVE?

>>33429743

Anybody know of any fanfics with Luna and Pipsqueak?

>>33429731
>implying the best you could do isn't grabbing her wings and using them to roughly pull her in position and anchor yourself against her while she squealed in a mix of pain and pleasure, tongue lolling out and half-hearted cries of protest fading away into the night sky

>>33429739

>>33429719
Ultimate Coke Pony is full of Pepsi

>>33429759
Stop it boner she's not even that attractive

>>33429764
it wasnt me.
i swear.

>>33429778

>>33429776
Just looking out for you. No need to apologize.

>>33429766

>>33429779
she might be dumb enough to fuck you

>>33429772

>implying you could even catch her

she won't let you fuck her unless you can prove you're better than her, bro.

but if you do, she'll let you do whatever you want.

>>33429776
damnit coke pone
stop being so cute

>>33429782

>>33429719
>>33429744
>>33429776
Why have you made these? It's only a matter of time before someone from ponychan fins them and starts to roleplay as her.

We need Tabasco pony trying to start shit with Coke Pony.
Only Tabasco is fucking tiny compared to Coke and gets ignored.
>Or coke bats at her like a cat.

Which nation should I play, MLPG?

I was thinking about starting as Muscowy and Forming Russia, but I'm worried about the Golden Horde.

Maybe just a nice, casual game as Milan.

>>33429800
EQUESTRIA

>>33429789
that's kinda harsh. poor anon

>>33429798
Dont even say it.

>>33429790
I have human ingenuity on my side, she won't be expecting traps. Or I could just wait until she sleeps in a tree, and bam, got her.

>>33429796

>>33429800
Scotland, because why the fuck not?

>>33429804
You mean the Equestrian Order of the Holy Sepulchre of Jerusalem?

Nah. The Knights of Saint John are too difficult for me. They start with just Rhodes.

>>33429782

I DO THUMB MY NOSE SIR, BUT IT BE NOT AT YOU SIR

>>33429805
i read that now and I feel that. I am sorry anon

>>33429808
>>33429798

THE SENTRIES. THEY ARE WATCHIN US....

>>33429811
My heart...

>>33429799
tabasco pone is pretty small

>>33429824
>You will never get pity fucked by Derpy.

>>33429799
>Coke pony swallows her whole, hoping that she can spice up her love life with you.

>>33429825
Are you calling me a sentry again?

>>33429811
No, damnit, that's more adorable
you can't talk if I kiss you

>>33429826

>>33429815

>they only start with Rhodes

that's all you need, man. Cody's a fucking machine.

oh. you meant the-- yeah. gotcha.

>>33429831

If you really want to spice up your love life, you don't put it in your front end

>>33429825
NO THEY ARE NOT
MOVE ALONG, CITIZENS, NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

>>33429798
I hope this happens, so you faggots would learn a valuable lesson

>>33429799
>tabasco pone starting shit with coke pone
>not sriracha pone

>>33429840
Just... why. I love cokepony nonesexually. Its unexplainable.

>>33429837
>that feel when you press your lips against the apologetic sodapony's and bring her into a kiss
>that feel when you can feel her fizzing excitedly in your grasp and you make out with her, the taste of her delicious chilly coke tongue driving you wild

>>33429849
Delicious.

Quickfic! Posts will occur 5 minutes apart, starting in new thread, no matter what. Give me three words, MLPG! (3-post story)

>>33429849

>shipping Coke Pone with Tobasco Pone or Sriracha Pone
>not Twist of Lemon

step up yo game, son.

IMAGE LIMIT REACHED

I want a Hershey's chocolate syrup pone.

>>33429869
futa coke pone

>>33429869
dicks coke pony

>>33429869
Green and purple

>>33429869
coke pony waifuing

>>33429869
Trixie drinking cokepony

>>33429769
I actually decided to look, aniki, and came to the conclusion that I'm shit at finding fanfics.

I'm assuming you're looking for fapfics.

>>33429876

new thread here.

>>33429869

Coke Pepsi Pones

>>33429843
No, see, the Coke inside her becomes spicy. You spend a few days trying to find out what happened to Tabasco pony, but in the end you figure that she actually was just a bitch and left one day.

I really can't fully enjoy pony cosplayers anymore, they're either fursuits (which are seldom ever well done, and they're kind of creepy to begin with. I mean I have trouble with Disney Mascot characters in the parks) or I'm spoiled on humanized versions due to John Joseco, TheLivingMachine, and others.

>>33429869
Fart king pony

>>33429849
Someone needs to redraw Sriracha pony into what we originally imagined he was: A spicy Big Mac.

>>33429849
Oh, they get into it at one point.
>You accidently left Sriracha on the counter.
>Tabasco discovers her(he?) (Fucking, it?)
>Tabasco starts getting snarky, gets counter snarked by Sriracha, by the time you hear it in the other room they are at one anothers throats.
>You have to dive to catch them as they fall off the counter mid catfight.

>>33429894
>Fart king pony
>King of all Farts
my sides

>>33429908
I prefer female trap Sriracha myself.

>>33429889
Nope.

>>33429799

>You make some frozen juice in those ice cube trays for Coke pony because she loves that stuff
>Set them in the freezer to chill over night, and they should be ready by the time you wake up
>Tabasco pony gets jealous and attempts to sabatoge the treats for Coke pony
>Spends the whole night trying to build a little ladder to open up the freezer
>You wake up to the sound of a crash in the middle of the night
>Go down to the kitchen, see cereal boxes and plastic food containers and all sorts of stuff strewn across the floor
>Coke pony got there first and is holding Tabasco pony, who looks like shes about to cry
>She was jealous of all the attention you were giving Coke pony
>She's so small and all the other food ponies just ignore her
>You pick her up and sigh, giving her a shake and tell her that you love all the food ponies no matter what
>She blinks and puts on her angry face, saying you should love her more
>Tell her you'll get some special peppers for her
> . . .If she cleans up the mess with Coke pony
>She reluctantly agrees

>>33429908
A spicy Big Mac who longs for your touch but always seems angry at you

He's really angry at himself for not having the strength to open up to you. But until he can screw up the courage to do it all he can do is suck the fat flare of his plastic ponyshaft and dream of the day you smile and scratch him behind the ear lovingly

>>33429925
Sriracha is called cock sauce. The only food pony that is more manly than Sriracha pony is Dos Equis mule.

SOMEONE MAKE A PROPER NEW THREAD PLEASE.

>>33429938
Hence, the 'trap' part.

>>33429938
that's it, i'm bothering as many drawfriends as possible to get a manly sriracha pone

>>33429937
That's the sriracha pony these threads need, but perhaps not the one they deserve.

>>33429800
Norway. Throw fish at England.

>>33429954
I don't follow.

>>33429937
>self-service

This is perhaps my most favorite of things. And it's sadly more common with futa pones than males.

>>33429970
Shes more 'man' then you will ever be.
And more woman too.

>>33429954
Though I am a staunch supporter of angry-self-sucking-stallion sriracha pone, the thought of a hot sauce mare trying to play like a boy by stuffing a hot pepper under her wrapper makes me giggle

WHERE'S THE NEW HORSE?

>>33429937
I dunno man, that doesn't really seem to describe 'Sriracha' for me. To me Sriracha is someone that has that 'bite' but you keep coming back to her/him/it because its so fucking addicting

>>33429996
NOVUS EQUINE
>>33428693

>>33429975
Most people just aren't comfortable with the image of a dude sucking a dick. But if it's 'a girl' that's doing it then it's better.

Honestly it only works for me when they're ponies