Are you a bad enough dude to help save the Web?
STOP SOPA AND PIPA

>MLP:General
>MLP:
>:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>rape

>>33413216
>scootaloo episode
take every single bit in my pocket

>her parents are rich as fuck

>>33413255
No, scootaloo is worst CMC

>beach episode

>Spike thinks he's killed Twilight and tries to hide the body
>weekend at Bernie's ensues
>wakes up at end of episode, it was a magic induced coma

>>33413252
Worried it wont be stopped by some people's filters or something?

>Any fluttershy centric episode
I'm down with it.

Her dad is R.Lee Ermey.

He guest-stars.

>>33413255
Scoots is my least favorite CMC and I wouldn't mind seeing a Scootaloo-centric episode.

She's got so little screen time in comparison to the other two.

>>33413294
And yet, she's gotten more screen time than Fluttershy...

>>33413294
>>33413273
but scootaloo is best CMC

>>33413294
And in that little screen time she completely betrayed Dash in MMDW.
We need a grey picture of her with the caption TRAITOR just like we have that Dash one.

>>33413292
>all of my money.jpg

>>33413292
Her dad is the real R. Lee Ermey. He plays himself. Live action. There are some awkward scenes between him and Fluttershy's cartoon pony mom.

>>33411992
Someone requested twilight with a top hat and monocle?

>>33413216
>Pinkie Pie's 'weird' uncle comes to visit
>They end up singing a duet with accordion accompaniment

Do I continue >>33413220

y/n

>>33413255
the cmc reenacts "Stand by me"

Kiefer Sutherland does a guest voice.

I want to see an episode where there is a pony that was raised by dragons.

>>33413292
>>33413252
Holy shit, yes please.

>we learn at the end of the episode that FS's parents are the Wonderbolts' trainers

>>33413364
Yes. I need to know if I truly am a faggot.

>>33413338
Oh god I can just picture him sitting at a table in Fluttershy's house, drinking coffee, full on flesh and blood.

so now that Megaupload is gone and Hasbro has gotten off their asses with youtube takedowns - where am I to get my pony fix?

Is anybody working on a new dox like this:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/14vEUmE4WgUjXhXT8elNTkvt6JpHUTm4-bFXvmhPoQNI/edit?hl=en&authk
ey=CKuAhdcF

???

>>33413216
>Celestia takes a vaction and asks twilight and her friends to watch the castle with luna
>Twilight tries to keep her friends orderly for luna
>All luna wants to do is have fun and chill
>Everyone but twilight having fun until but twilight
>twilight tries to explain that you have to act proper AKA no fun allowed
>Luna and the others still were able to complete the tasks left by celestia
>Twilight learns that you don't have to be "proper/uptight" to do a good job

>>33413356
I'm not even a major fan of My Little Pony... But if they get Weird Al in... I will be overly happy, I wouldn't put it past him.

>>33413364
>>33413364
yes and cum
lots of cum

I'd give all of my money for a Rarity/Pinkie Pie episode.

They have never had any meaningful interaction.

>>33413356
In secret of my Excess, when I first saw the doctor I thought it wil be him, but unforunately, it wasn't.

>>33413326
Though I disagree with your opinion, I respect it and still hope for the safe delivery of a Scootaloo episode in the future.

>>33413216
An episode where the Mane 6 all embrace their lesbianism and engage in girl-on-girl pony sex.

>>33413378
Once you find out,

you can never unlearn it.

If Celestia supported carbon sequestering the kingdom would be called Sequestria.

>>33413276
welp...going to furry hell

HEY GUYS

I NEED A PONY AND A SITUATION

NO GRANNY SMITH, SNIPS, SWEETIE BELLE, OR SCOOTALOO

FIRST POST GETS IT

AND GO!

>>33413373
>her parents are the head instructors/counselors at Flight Camp

>>33413423
Applebloom and pig chasing

>>33413423
Sweetie Belle.

>>33413378

I can help you with that. Do you post in MLPG?

>>33413423
nathan pony

>>33413391
>shitty rehash of another episode, just to feature Luna again

NOPE

>>33413416

keep going, but at least spoilertext the story.

not everyone wants to see it.

>>33413423
cheerlie

market square

go

>>33413423
Applebloom practicing making applepie.

>>33413433

HAHA THANKS

TIME TO FAP

>>33413423
Rarity has ran out of blue eyeshadow and needs to go buy more.

>>33413438
I don't know. Do you?

>>33413416

>zyzz

;_;

>>33413443
>>33413416
dont forget the cum

>>33413433

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS

Oh hey look I found k-on poni
I've been looking all over for this

>>33413475

No I don't.

>>33413459
>fap

HEY NO, I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ART/FIC REQUEST.

I WANT MY POST BACK

>>33413389

Well, here's the latest episode.


S2E13: Baby Cakes (Webrip, 360p)

MKV (2 part zip): http://www.mediafire.com/?r651125ybqdnl6v
http://www.mediafire.com/?soaqq9uqihnkaow
FLV (2 part zip): http://www.mediafire.com/?jik4nlzxr6b7i0m
http://www.mediafire.com/?20v4u010gjql3zt

Note that Mediafire allows concurrent downloads, so you can grab both parts at once.
This should just open with your archive program of choice. I recommend 7zip if you need one.


For fun, a sketchy French file hosting site (single file)
MKV: http://www.partage-facile.com/IPT6O4D6CO/my.little.pony.friendship.is.magic.s02e13.baby.cakes.360p.w
ebrip.h.264_anon.mkv.html

And a marginally less sketchy Russian file hosting site (also single file)
MKV: http://dump.ru/file/5559126

And the file hosting site run by the same guys as TPB
MKV: [HALF HOUR OF UPLOADING LEFT]

>>33413493
You don't say?

>my face when i saw the bonycon video of megasweet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON9TE9tA-4s

Easy mode: 30 seconds

Hard mode: 2 minutes

Nightmare mode: the whole thing

>>33413478
Not now, not here man.
I've already shed all my tears I have to shed.
;___;

>>33413510

Hurrr

Derpy episode
>While out with her friends Twilight notices a very odd pony
>The main 6 try to help derpy out and be normal in their own ways
>twilight invited her back to the library to find a book to help her
>Derpy pics up a book and knows a lot about it
>Comes to find out she is very talented in many ways, her own ways
>Learns that being yourself is the best way to succeed

The episode where it is revealed that the two Alicorn sisters are (well, duh) not gods, not immortal; just very old, wise and powerful.

But not gods.

>>33413513
You implying her scream is somehow unbearable?

>>33413537
Hurr indeed, sir.

>>33413512
Link

>>33413543
They are gods, deal with it.

>>33413512
post link

>>33413512
>WHAT DID HE TAKE THE PICTURE WITH?
Woah.

>>33413502

HAHA THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL THINK

FIVE MINUTES UNTIL APPLEBLOOM WILL BE CHASING MY PIG IN MY HEAD

>>33413512
proof or gtfo

>MLPG meetup
>gay sex everywhere
>multiple metric tons of spaghetti
>tripfags
>Nathan

what a blast

Would you snort cocaine if Pinkie asked you to?

>>33413567
>forgetting 20% nathan shirts

ITS LIKE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW US

>>33413573
all my money

Hi.

>>33413567

>MLPG meetup

Great! I'll grab my dildo!

>>33413573
Hey Leth you ever play TF2 on a certain 24/7 koth_harvest map?

>Applejack amasses a great fortune after the apple harvest.
>Enough so that she can buy up all of Ponyville and nearly everybody is actually working for her.
>She becomes engulfed in the cutthroat world of the Apple industry.
>She grows ruthless and tries to grab up more and more land for apple orchards.
>Over all this she begins alienating her friends and family.
The whole thing plays out like a mix of Scarface and Citizen Kane with tons of references.

>>33413568
Nope.

>Something of value to Rarity gets stolen.

>Spike goes private detective to find out who did it.

>Episode is done in Noir style.

>>33413588

dinofag plz go

>>33413588
Goddamnit Dino-Fag stop being such a victim.

>kevin drew for rose
wut

>>33413567

We've already discussed this

there'd be gay orgies with venetian masks, copious amount of alcohol, and we'd rent a pony for.. general use.

also it was going to be in vegas

>>33413588
shut the fuck up dinofag

>>33413589

Don't forget your spaghetti pony!

>>33413588
Shut the fuck up Dino-Fag.

>>33413588
shut the fuck up, dino-fag

>>33413623
>no dicks

>>33413567
>MLPG meetup
this would be different than "brony meetups" right?

>>33413592
No... I've only ever played maybe 5 hours total on the MLPG server.

>>33413623
its her birthday

>>33413588
Threads ruined forever. Please start a new one immediately

>>33413566
nope. MS ask everyone to not post pictures or video of him on the internet.

>Celestia has to spend a week in space corralling a stray comet.
>Puts Luna in charge of raising the Sun and Moon.
>Luna starts slacking off and invites her star-friends over for a party.
>They trash the heavens. Literally.
>From Luna's POV, it just looks like sloppy housekeeping.
>From the ponies' POV, it looks like Discord has returned.
>Celestia comes back, massive "uhh...I can explain this" ensues.

>>33413598

Pretty please!

>>33413623
Everybody's drawing for Rose ya idjit.

>>33413588
Dinofag, your writing sucks. Graduate from kindergarten, go to elementary school, and learn how fucking paragraphs work.

>>33413588
Shut up, Dino-Fag.

>>33413597
>Applejack turns into Bobby Kotick

>>33413588

>>33413623
I don't understand, where's the dick?

>>33413650
I'm not. I don't draw for anyone's birthday.

>>33413650
>idjit

>>33413568

I would snort coke if anyone asked me to

coke is great

Twilight has to go handle some business in Canterlot and runs into Dash on the way out of town so she offers for Dash to come along. Twilight / Dash -centric episode as Twilight gives a tour of Canterlot over the afternoon.

Or a Pinkie / Fluttershy episode where they have to handle some errand that doesn't involve animals or parties.

Just more 2-character episodes.

>>33413641
>obeying MS
>ever

>>33413599
A large proportion of my wants.

>>33413599
I would actually like to see something like this.

>>33413568
yes. i would party with pinkie all night long.

>>33413513
Okay. 5 minutes done.
I think my ears are bleeding.

>>33413659
i very much like the constant linebreaks for some reason, it gives more, i guess "dramatic" pauses between things, even if it looks dumb.

>>33413568
umm...
FUCK IT. LETS DO THIS

>>33413556
One moves the sun, the other the moon.

Nowhere was it said they created the universe, or even the planet teh poniez live on.

One is older then the other. Immortal beings can have no age difference.

Suck on that.

>>33413681
Everyone who's cool then.

>>33413641
Then you're a liar. No such video exists.

>>33413637

Less gay with more gay sex.

>>33413695

>Party inside Pinkie

>>33413635
>>33413628
>>33413611
>>33413605
>>33413669
>>33413672

>>33413391
>>33413643
>>33413391
>>33413391
>>33413391
>>33413391
OH PLEASE THIS IF ANY MLP WRITERS OF THE SHOW ARE READING ALL OF MY MONEY

>>33413724
i should start a dark side recruiting agency
i would just stand in a room all day, and have people file past

>>33413724
Shut up, Anonymous.

>>33413709
there is a video but im not gonna be the one to leak it to /co/

>>33413715
Nigga she an apple.

>>33413715
you know it...

>>33413764
asiansweet?

>that feel when no rarity episode in the foreseeable future.

The entire mane 6 transform into 6 badass versions of Bruce Willis, they then proceed to kick communist ass.

>>33413764
>take a picture
>circle a random face
>Megasweet!

>>33413764

I'm not sure you know how anonymity works

just leak it and pretend you didn't?

>>33413739
>implying any of them will come to this horrible place ever again, especially since it is so horrible

>>33413764
what are you worried about getting doxed by the leet brony haxors or something

>>33413764

...he looks like cl0ckwork

>>33413773

Yes. Yes she is.

I want an episode tith trixie and luna when trixie is luna student and must repair her mistakes from the past

and question

Luna is living in canterlot or she have her own castle?

>>33413779
We've already had like a billion this season calm down Rarifag.

>>33413764
DO IT

I YEARN TO SEE THE FACE OF THE ONE WHO DREW A DICK ON POOR MRS CAKE

>>33413781

B-but they will all go bald!

>>33413703

>immortal beings can have no age difference

Since when? I think you are confusing immortal with ageless. Immortal beings can in fact have a beginning point, which means one can be older than another. Pretty much every pantheon is filled with gods of varying ages, seeing as some gods are parents and siblings of other gods.

>>33413799
no, he's worried about someone taking a picture of him, then getting posted here for people to laugh at

>>33413671
>>33413597
"In Ponyville, you gotta make the apples first. Then when you get the apples, you get the friendship. Then when you get the friendship, then you get the magic."

>>33413807
Shut up seth.

>>33413764
That's the guy who drew the coloring books. He was on the panel. Try harder.

>>33413715

>Due to an magic accident the ponies shrink to a small size and wind up inside Pinkie Pie.

>There is a load of partying bears inside her.

>>33413813

This is a risk we have to take.

>>33413739
>wanting any of these shit episodes with LUNA THE OC XD

NOPE

A episode that is centered around spike and either pinkie pie applejack, rainbowbow dash or the CMC having an adventure.
I'm getting sick of every spike episode having nothing but rarity or twilight.

>>33413832

That's not even remotely what I was talking about.

Although Pinkie IS full of partying bears.

>>33413813
You got a problem with bald ponies?

>>33413764
Put it up on Youtube with the title: "Shocking Interview with a Confirmed Pedophile"

>>33413857
A Spike/CMC episode mite be cool.

>>33413805
hnng

>>33413845
i'm not sure if that could be considered luna the oc, since she has an actual personality now.

although i suspect she'd going to be a lot more formal than celestia, a small twig up her ass but not quite a whole stick.

also her NMM regrets should be subtle little visual bits like that thing with the candy and the statue, but never really dwelled upon

you would think people would at least put on a clean shirt when going to a convention that is guaranteed to be posted on the internet.

>>33413880
Hi Santa. Still feeling butthurt?

>>33413807
Probably, repairing the other castle/kingdom as it hasn't been touched in 1000 years aint going to happen over night.

Also
>NNM posses twilight for revenge of her banishment from LUNA
>Her friends have to re show her the magic of friendship

Would make a good intro to season 3

>>33413898
Who the fuck is Bena? And Darkmatter?

>that feel when you liked everything about the show, until you started going to MLPG

Just like fucking /v/

>>33413857
>every spike episode having nothing but rarity or twilight.
>there have been a grand total of two spike episodes

the fuck dude

Gingerly brushing against his thigh, you slowly work his leg out of the way, a wash of musk and a day of hard work's sweat rolling over you like a miasma. Stirring from his light slumber, he gasps lightly, not immediately aware of what's going on. With a giggle, you press your face to his groin, breathing hungrily over his manhood, instinct and desire building and letting it slide slowly from its sheath. He tries to move, but you hold him fast. He's supposed to relax and just enjoy this.

Now drooping before you, his half-erect prick bobs up and down with each heart beat, inches from your wet lips. You look at him over the blanket, giving him a mischievous grin before opening your mouth, taking the flare into your mouth with a gulp. He groans, low and murmuring, urging you onwards. Its mass stretches your jaws wide, even at half its potential filling your mouth with such delight. It tastes sweet and slick, the skin rough and porous, letting you dance your tongue around its underside as you suckle on the tip.

>>33413912
>Would make a good intro to season 3

Not really.

With a deep breath, you take him into your throat, slowly working it down your gullet as your oxygen gets cut off, his flesh gliding down and into your depths. Resting your head against his crotch, you begin to gently hum, making him writhe and moan with painful desire. It takes but a few minutes of these carefully planned ministrations before it overcomes him, causing him to blast wave after wave of sickly sweet seed directly into your stomach, making you grunt in desire as you receive your reward. His cum has a debilitating effect on your mind, your vision swimming and unfocused as its euphoric qualities take its hold over you. Just sitting on your haunches, you suckle on his great cock for what seems like hours, gently swallowing each jet you can coax out of him, saddened when the amount decreases, eventually drying out.

Gasping, you sit back, staring lovingly into his eyes as he looks at you with a pride that makes you flush. Smiling wide, you lick your lips. His turn.

>>33413923
Is not my fault you are a beta faggot.

>>33413923
I wouldn't have known about the show if is wasn't for MLPG.

It used to be better. January through May of last year were a fuckload of fun around here.

>>33413923
>never heard of Ponychan.net

>>33413923
>letting things besides the show affect your opinion of the show
Yeah, it kind of does sound like /v/.

>>33413912
no that would not make a good season 3 intro.

but luna getting her castle back might be kind of cool, i could totally see her and some rough-n-tumble ponyfolk living out in the middle of everfree not giving a shit, the ultimate frontier village

>>33413919
Some autist who can't draw. Probably labeled that pic to associate himself with artists.

http://benaspace.tumblr.com/

>>33413965
You should go there.

>>33413923
>That feel when MLPG is the only thing keeping me still watching pony.
I like it but I wouldn't watch it every week if it wasn't for the watching commentary here and on the streams.

Also post-episode nitpicking and discussion. So good.

>>33413959

That reply made no sense.

>>33413935
Why not, each pony is reintroduced building their character, flashbacks to explain why X is Y, call back to old characters

>>33413912>>NNM posses twilight for revenge of her banishment from LUNA
>Her friends have to re show her the magic of friendship
>Would make a good intro to season 3

go the fuck back to ponychan lunafag

>>33413792

Well there's at least one, not that he's allowed to take your suggestions.

Here's a good villain for season 3.

The Smooze

>>33413997
>Also post-episode nitpicking and discussion. So good.
it's getting shorter every week, but all our questions about the world are quickly being answered, there's little left to speculate on without diving into
>fanon

>>33413990
Oh god

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnmqYLg8DRQ

>>33414002

>A unicorn famous for his skill in magic visits Twilight Sparkle in hopes she can help him demonstrate some illusion magic at Canterlot.

>It turns out illusions magic is not one of the magic spells Twilight is skilled with. However it turns out Rarity does know how to create illusions. Though she is not confident using it in front of a massive audience and feels her knowledge of magic theory is out of depth.

>Twilight must overcome her jealousy to help Rarity in her time of need.

>>33414001
>Antler/dragon dildo buckle

>>33414035
the smooze as an unfeeling, elemental force, portrayed a least a little seriously? i'd watch it

>there will never be a better villain that Discord

>>33414042
Can you dump the other versions of that pic?

God, all of your episode ideas are fucking shit.

I am glad that no one will see this Ponychan-level shit.

>>33414038
I know right? We finally get a insight of pony genetic but nope lets just say Mrs Cake is a whore.

>>33414070
Look on the positive side. At least we got an excellent villain.

>>33414085
this one?

>>33413912
i think that luna become a NMM becouse she put on cursed armor from some evil wizard.
fore example :
Grogar from G1 (ore someone like that) - he was a real villian

>>33414095
Very true.

>>33414099
Yeah, thanks.

>>33413819
Also I want that scene of the snowglobe from Citizen Kane. But with Applejack and an Apple.

Also when she tries to buy Carrot Top's land the episode turns into "There will be blood"

>>33414092
I thought we agreed on One Piece fishman genetics?

As much as you ever can agree on 4chan that is.

>>33413929
>>33413953
i don't like men
but i think i like cock

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

someone asked for shy rhyming earlier

sorry i took my time, im a lazy bastard

>>33414066
wouldn't bang

now, this here milf? i'd bang
and so would you

>>33414135
put your name back on sparkler, and realize that nobody likes your ridiculous shit

>>33414143

>>33414162
Best smile ever

>>33414159
I liked his ridiculous shit.

>>33414070

Ellen McLain said she love to voice a MLP character, if she was ever offered. What if she got a villain role?

>>33414159
what are ya
some kind of a faget hater?

>>33414131
yeah, a clusterfuck of recessive genes flying all over the place with no real way to predict what will come out.
minus the horrible mutation problems and crippling lack of immunity to diseases that would normally arise from that

>>33414038
>it's getting shorter every week
Post-"Baby Cakes" went on for quite a while, as I recall. First time we had a thread with over 1,000 posts since the season premiere, and very little of it wasn't related to the show.

>>33414070
easy fix

another Discord episode!

It's not like Q's doing much else, since Walter White killed his daughter...

>>33414191
Waitwhat. Source?

>>33414159
I don't like much of it, but I appreciate him trying

>>33414159
I'm sorry. Would you like another shot at the rooster raping Scootaloo?

>>33414191
SOURCE

TELL ME THIS IS TRUE

SOMEONE GET JAYSON THEISSEN ON THE PHONE

>>33414191
[citation needed]

>>33414191
HELL YEAH GLADOS IN EQUESTRIA

ALL MY MONEY

>>33414199
figures it's the one ep i slept in for

>>33414191
oh SHIT YEAH
but having her play a robot is too predictable.

>>33413953
>You begin to gently hum
Fuck, there's a neat idea I haven't seen before. That said, you wouldn't be able to once it was past the point where "Your oxygen gets cut off".

Very hot, thanks!

>>33413929
>>33413953
...Fuck my life.

>>33414191
GLADOS SHOULD JUST GUEST APPEAR HERSELF!

She just explodes out of the landscape somewhere and starts testing ponies...

>>33413912

Considering we have never seen Luna in Canterlot, even during the Discord crisis, nor have we ever seen any of her Night Guards in the city, I think its safe to say she lives elsewhere. That castle in the everfree could well be restored and fully staffed by now, and we wouldn't know, as we get no Luna stories, and she is active at night.

Would you wear a pretty dress if you were a poni?

>>33414261

>>33414240
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKD1_pDgXH0
you're gonna cum when you see this

>Twilight discovers the ponynet
>becomes obsessed spending all her time there
>grows bitter and resentful about everything
>loses her status as EoH and as Celestia's pupil
>friends initially worry about her but eventually forget about her
>Spike eventually files for disability for her
>he later leaves to marry Rarity and move to Canterlot
>years later, ponynet taken offline due to PONYSOPA
>Twilight steps out of her dingy basement to find all of her friends have moved on, the town has a new, better library, and she is now old, having wasted what remained of her youth

>Last deviations of JJ

So kawaii

>>33414191
I'm going to need some sauce for that pasta

>>33414275
>, I think its safe to say she lives elsewhere.
i mean, we didn't see her for an entire season and a little bit of the second so i think it's entirely possible she's just good at dodging the camera

LIKE YELLOWQUIET

>>33414302
>retard blushing

What kind of reaction is that?

>>33414261

>>33414295
i came

thank you for this anon

>Spike has a falling out with Twilight Sparkle and goes searching for his birth mother.
>Finds her; she's a powerful middle-aged dragon queen with an enormous hoard.
>She acts all fond of Spike and offers to let him live with her.
>Turns out she's as selfish and greedy as any other dragon. She doesn't really love Spike; she just wants him as part of her "collection".
>Spike has to choose which is his "real" mother.

>>33414298
>trixie runs the new library
>everyone likes trixie

>>33414295
My gawd

>>33414283
what on god's green earth

>>33414339
At least reference a reaction picture, man. Come on.

>Ellen McLain
>pony

>>33414205
>>33414230
>>33414321


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj9Gh1uXWOE

>>33414283
The prettiest

>>33414341
God damnit that is funny.

>>33414390
you better fucking believe it son

>>33414298
>Twilight discovers the ponynet
>becomes obsessed spending all her time there
>grows bitter and resentful about everything
>loses her perfect eyesight due to spending time in a dark basement with only the glare of the monitor for light, has to get glasses
>friends initially worry about her but eventually forget about her
>Spike eventually files for disability for her
>he later leaves to marry Rarity and move to Canterlot
>years later, ponynet taken offline due to PONYAPOCALYPSE
>Twilight steps out of her dingy basement to find all of her friends have died, the town is a ghost town, and she's the only pony alive.
>She dashes off to the largest library in the world, eager to finally have so many years of undisturbed reading ahead of her
>Her glasses fall off as she reaches for her first book
>They fall and shatter
>"No...please...there was time now...no...NOOOOOOOOO!"

>>33413506
And another mirror. I honestly should just use an auto-mirroring site.

MKV: http://bayfiles.com/file/1mVb/badoBo/My.Little.Pony.Friendship.is.Magic.S02E13.Baby.Cakes.360p.WEBRi
p.h.264-ANON.mkv [276 MB]

>>33414390
I would much rather she be female Discord.

>>33414393
>16min
woah niggah, you really expect me to listen to [all that shit] by [you]?

>>33413513

15 seconds.

>>33414283
I can't get ogre how pretty those dresses are

>>33414381

>never been to a tea party

>>33414362
guest voiced by Jessica Walter

>>33414283
damn straight I would
I'd be such a pretty pony

>>33414393
>Edit: It's not in the interview Ellen said she would totally voice act a pony in an episode if offered

At least check the vid's description before you post it.

>>33414441
>not Ellen Burstyn

>>33414362
this could work, sounds a little overly a-bloo-bloo though

>>33414283
Yeah. If.

>>33414433

No, just read the video description silly.

>>33414393
>sits down for interview
>first thing the guy does is show them that fucking "Meet the Brony" video
>pause video
>slit wrists
>die
>go to MLPG to complain

you guys could use some dancing Snoops

>>33414283
every day.

>>33414362
bit cliche

>>33414302
lol JJ stopped putting link to his porn site in the pictures.

>>33414326

I think that if she lived in Canterlot, we would have seen her when Discord showed up, considering the whole of equestria was on the verge of sliding back into the reign of chaos, and she was the other half of the duo that first defeated him. As the canterlot scenes took place in the royal palace, if she were present, she would pretty much just be feet away. The fact she was nowhere to be seen, nor were her guards, leads me to assume she stays elsewhere.

>>33414476
>Some guy on youtube said it
>valid source

Sorry, charlie.

>>33414486
Yes we could.

>>33414430
Thank you, like always!

>>33414283

I want to wear Fluttershy's gala dress.

>>33413433

DONE

>>33414390
I've yet to see a good GLaDOS pony

>>33414515
dammit now i have to watch SFS again

>>33414486
thank god you're here doctor

>>33414503
She could have fucked off to help contain the chaos storms across equestria while Celestia held down the fort, so to speak.

>>33414503
i...guess?
the writing team is so stingy with luna i just don't know what to speculate on for her.

did ponychan get mad at (slightly) autistic very much not crying luna? i hope they did, that was great

>>33414524
I like crappyunicorn's. It's subtle.

>>33414506
EQ daily says it here
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/08/pony-chat-mobile-interviews-ellen.html
However, the vid they've got looks like the same one that was linked earlier, which says it doesn't have that quote. Buggered if I'm actually watching the vid to find out, though.

>>33414562
Only as much as /co/ did, which is to say surprisingly little.

>>33414562
i think they had a thread commemorating dead luna fanon or something like that

but, in many ways, she was exactly what they wanted

what is everypony eating tonight?

>>33414463
>Kathy Bates
>Jennifer Tilly
>Imelda Staunton

That's all I got. All good choices...

>>33414591
You're mom

>>33414240
>>33414243
>>33414261
THERE'S A FANFICTION FOR THAT

AND GUESS WHO IT'S WRITTEN BY

/CO/'S VERY OWN FAVOURITE WRITING-CHARACTERS-COMPLETELY-OUT-OF-CHARACTER AUTHOR!

>>33414283
OF COURSE

>>33414591
Gum.

>>33414584
well we were going nuts for new luna. me especially since i fucking hated fluttershy lite(tm) fanon luna. that shit was pathetic

>>33413623
On another topic; I really want to molest Sleepy pone. I think this shall be my next endeavor. There may be synthetic adrenaline/methamphetamine involved.

>>33414362
i will never understand this whole "hur spike and twilight live together, twilight must have raised him" thing. Didn't faust say that celestria raised him?
She was only a child when spike was hatched, would you let a 5-8 year old raise a baby?

>>33414541
I detect a severe case of the izzle

>>33414562

CRUISE CONTROL Luna was awesome and I want to see her again

Royal capslock is best capslock

>>33414591

I ate a banana just now.

>>33414591
lamb
raw

>>33414609
pacce?

>>33414571
Too subtle for me, I've never been able to work out how it's supposed to be pony related since it was first posted..
There's a few coloured wires that might be like Celestia's hair colour? Is there anything else I've been missing all this time?

>>33414591
video games

>>33414576
Looks like it. Point being, the people reporting news about pony have a tendency to do acrobatic fucking pirouettes off the fucking handle when they get a nip of information. Like back during the official MLP convention, the Hasbro reps said that DVDs were planned, and everyone started exploding over the fact that they'd just confirmed Blu Ray season box sets.

Long story short, until I hear it from the horses mouth, so to speak, it's a load of bunk.

>>33414591

BOURBON

>>33414617
>Implying you are going to finish the rapefic

Does anyone have the cosplay pics with the one people called "raritits"? I saw then a while ago but can't seem to find them again.

Man, I just realized how gay I must be.

>>33414634
THE FUCKS WE GIVE ARE MINUSCULE

>>33414617
Why do fags like meth and poppers so much?

>>33414591
I had lasagna for dinner.

It was also technically breakfast. Eating is overrated.

>>33414644
pony ears
pony head
you seriously don't notice those?

>>33414591
steak

i buy em in giant packs
cheap and delicious

>>33414591
I had some meatballs for dinner, but nothing right now. No snackan between meals. Don't wanna get pudgy.

I get enough empty calories from my rampant alcoholism.

>>33414576

I'm inclined to ask whether it actually matters or not. The main thing is that she is aware of what MLP FIM is all about which she is.

>>33414617
>wanting an OC

>>33414645
how do you eat a video game?

>>33414652
whats that?

>>33414617

You'd molest anything.

>>33414639
PEN STROKE

>>33414652
wild turkey?

>>33414617
You really shouldn't. Sleepy pone doesn't deserve to get felt up like that.

>>33414646

>>33414701
He is not going to do it anyway, he can only write gay stuff in short fics.

>>33414698

Makers Mark, I had wild turkey earlier

>>33414701
Then why does she sleep with her mouth open if she doesn't want a dick stuck in it?

>>33414622
Yeah, she said on her DA recently that the idea is that Celestia raised spike till he was old enough to accompany Twilight on her business, and that she was the only one given the 'egg test' and whatnot.

Most folks around here aren't really up on goings on like that, though, so you get folks like >backlink up there.

>>33414617
NO
FUCK YOU
YOU LEAVE SLEEPYHEAD ALONE
Okay, look, okay, how about a deal. Pick any other character, I'll hold them down while you have your way with them. But not sleepyhead. I will end you if you touch a hair on her little head.

>>33414696
pfft he's writing a portal crossover?
how much is his dick getting sucked?

>>33414728

Can't argue with that logic

>>33414716
oh god, all of my money if such a thing were to ever exist

it's never going to happen ;___;

>>33414677
The ear on the right side I though was just part of the body; doesn't look like it's at the right angle to be an ear, anyway. Left one I should have noticed, though. And I would never have seen the very slight ponynose without it being pointed out.
Thanks for explaining it for me.

>>33414743
he wrote it before past sins

everyone's so out of character it's not even funny

>>33414752
It might exist after the show has been wrapped up for five years or so. minus the commentary

>>33414716
>in character episode commentary

I would actually pay vast sums of money for that. No joke.

>>33414716

I'd never be brave/insane enough to purchase such a thing anyway.

>>33414727
maker's mark is whiskey unless something horrible has happened to the space booze continuum

very good whiskey at that. hits like a bus though.

>>33414617

You need to write a fic on sleep sexing Sleepy pone

WE MUST SEE WHERE ROCK BOTTOM IS

>>33414695
Mhm.
>>33414701
She deserves it on the merit of being an OC!
>>33414722
Let's not get personal.

>>33414770
We all would.

>>33414689
A type of whiskey.

>>33414764
>minus the commentary
:((((((((((((((((

>>33414775
wait no, it's bourbon. i was confused since it reminds me so much of whiskey

>>33414778
Dude its not personal its true, you are not going to finish the Lil pip fic.

>>33414775

Oh yeah, it is a whiskey

>hits like a bus though.

THATS WHY I GOT IT
and it was on sale.

>>33414785

>ruskie

>>33414770
christ alive i would too

>>33414779
No I'm serious. I mean we all joke about throwing money at the screen and nothing happening, but I'd willingly go into triple digits for that.

>>33414805
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
ever tried jack daniel's Tennessee honey? it's like the bitch beer of whiskies but it's so great for sipping

>>33414818
Depending on how long the show goes for, I'd drop at least a C-note on it.

But really, though, it'll never happen.

>>33414393

>>33414826

I WILL CONSIDER IT

isn't it lower proof than usual?

>>33414838
>But really, though, it'll never happen.
this hurts more than anything i can imagine

It's hard for me to do two things at once, that's why I always fucking put cocaine inside my blunts.

>>33414826
Oh god. You could not be more of a faggot.

>>33414655
raritits?

>>33414797
Of course I am!

Sure!

I've been... so motivated recently.

I do believe
we are in need
of more sick ass rhymes, indeed?

>>33414838
I know...

And it hurts a little.

>>33414791
Burbon is whiskey. Granted, it must be from the US, and there's a few guidelines to follow, but it's still whiskey.

>>33414855
Reality is excruciating.

>>33414848
yeah, it isn't all that strong, but it's got a great mulled flavor. i got a sample of it in my stocking for chritmas (those minibar bottles are great) and damn is it good with some ice

i need to get a 750 next time i'm at the liquor store

>>33414591
I have a hunch that some people are going to be having breakfast for dinner.

>>33414859

the most important thing with drinks is how quickly they get you drunk

all else is just bravado

>>33414876
i did your request, if you are mister rhyming anon

I peeked into children's section and looked for MLP stuff out of curiosity today. I felt like a really awkward pedo.

>>33414857
I will hurt you if I ever see you wasting good coke like that

>>33414362
>>33414441
>>33414463
>>33414603
THIS IS A JOB FOR KATE MULGREW!

>>33414859
i know, i feel like i need to put an umbrella in it when i drink it

>>33414912
If you're old enough, people will just think you're buying for your kids or something

>>33414893
Aw shit, best not be fuckin' with me.

Because I've got a balanced breakfast to satisfy soon, and I need my stamina

>>33414906
>frat dude manifesto
meanwhile; at an age range outside of 18-25....

>>33414876
Posting a picture by Weaver in MLPG
Can really only lead to misery
And it's really rather strange to me
You'd post with his silly green OC

>>33414921
Come on, everybody loves a good Jeffrey!

>>33414912
Oh dammit you just reminded me of something.

I was at the store buying some aspirin, and I was walking through the medicine aisle. I saw that kid's Tylenol or whatever with Pinkie on the box. COMPLETELY UNWILLINGLY, almost as if it was a fucking reflex, I said, out loud, "Hey, Pinkie."

So, so fucking glad that nobody else was around.

>>33414906
To steal chistery's words, if you want to be a manly man go drink warm vodka by yourself. We'll be over here drinking like civilized human beings.

>>33414977
you werent alone

pinkie was there

pinkie heard

pinkie heard everything

>>33414969
coke is for snorting or shooting, crack is for smoking

>>33414977

You're losing it, going insane with pone. I jelly.

PLAYYYYYYYY BALL

>>33414987
>warm vodka
warm taaka vodka

...i made myself throw up

>>33414977
I'd love to see you walking past one of those "HI, I'M PINKIE PIE! *giggle*" baby pony dolls in the pink aisle.

>>33414995
Well shit.

>>33415010

>reactionimage.jpg

>>33414977
>not buying Pinkie tylenol
Ahahah faggot.

>>33415005
There's crack cocaine that you can pack inside a blunt along with a little weed.

>>33415017
I'd probably punch it.

>>33414987
but then chistery's words also include multiple descriptions of non existent horses kissing each other so maybe they dont carry a lot of weight

>>33415010
>Ross

Why
whywhywhywhywhy

>>33415030
>take the entire bottle
>no partying or smiling
>just jaundice

>>33415053
She may be a pornographer, but she's also a practiced alcoholic.

>>33415057
DO NOT EVER POST THAT PIC AGAIN!

>>33415047
You're burning it up, when you "smoke" crack out of a love rose, you're actually vaporizing it, not literally burning it like tobacco

>>33415069
i can only hope to attain her power level in my lifetime

>>33415057
PLEASE POST THAT PIC ONCE MORE

>>33414987
I had warm vodka once. My buddy and I thought it would be a good idea to hide the bottle in the dishwasher so the other party goers wouldn't bogart it. We hadn't appreciated that the dishwasher had just been used. Once we got into it, it was warm and tasted of washed dishes.

I frew up.

>>33414655
>>33414860
Anybody know who I'm talking about?

What drugs do you think the Mane 6 would do?

>>33415121
all the drugs

>>33415121
LSD.

All of them.

>>33415116

I know, but I don't have them. Google image is your friend.

>>33414962

whoa yeah you're style of drinking where you don't get drunk is so better than mine!

what can I do to be more like you?!

>>33415121
FS - weed
TS - that shit that college kids take to stay up lut and study
RD - speed hurr
PP - coke
R - X
AJ - shrooms

>>33415121
Fluttershy: pot
Twilight: Tea-totaler
Rarity: sleeping pills, brandy, and heroin
AJ: methamphetamine
Dash: steroids
Pinkie: all the drugs

>>33415121
they would snort horse semen.

>>33415048
>your fist flies at the offending package before you can react
>'good' you think, 'those abominations aren't worth the fabric they're made of'
>unexpectedly, you're off by an inch or two
>against every instinct, your arm shoots around the box, and drags the toy to your chest
>you stand there, dumbfounded, hugging the monstrosity
>it's giggling
>you chance a look down
>It's stubby neck has craned up so it can stare you in the eyes
>"Let's play!" it bubbles.
>"Forever!"

>>33415162
get just drunk enough to enjoy it, but also enjoy the drink you're consuming?

>>33415168

you got PP and Rarity mixed up

>>33415081
I see...I see...

>>33415121
AJ-Alcohol
Fluttershy-Weed
RD-Steroids
Pinkie-Acid/coke/shrooms
Twi-Methamphetamine

>>33415187
shit's no joke, I got me summa dat Arabian stallion semen, spiked that shit up and woke up in the hospital

>>33415198
...You're right. I did.

>>33415188
>

>>33415121
>>33415121
Pinkie - Methamphetamine
Fluttershy - Marijuana
Applejack - No drugs, but lots of drinking
RD - Cocaine
Twilight - LSD
Rarity - Crack

>>33415168
>PP - X
>R - coke
>AJ - homemade crystal meth

FTFY

>>33415199
if you didn't get a ringer, you fucked it up

This is a pony on drugs.

Do YOU want to be a pony on drugs too?

>>33415217
>Rarity partaking in something as crude and uncivilized as crack

Someone already used the "do you even watch the show" macro, but I'd post it at you if I could.

oh and tennessee honey is 70 proof if that guy was wondering.

it's getting 5 star reviews from basically everywhere on the planet. for good reason