Are you a bad enough dude to help save the Web?
STOP SOPA AND PIPA

Make a thread when you have something worth discussing, not just because the other thread finishes

Ok.

>>33410727

>Vinny van Yiffy

>>33410789
i think it's a female
some anon drawfag did it
i think

Orange.

>>33410837
Well you designed her, you should know.

>>33410851
>>33410828

>YFW you realize the alphabet is a poem
Zecora is a fucking golem

>>33410840

>>33410851

Fucking best color.

COTYAY

>>33410853
i have no fucking idea what i am doing

>This thread

>rape

>>33410862
It goes way off meter for that lmno bit.

>>33410819

pinkie pie

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Why can't I breath
Oh wait, I'm a Jew.

>>33410869
Agree'd. Most beautiful pony mane is orange, too.

>>33410840

I wish I could say that ;_;

>>33410878

I wish I could >rape you raw

but forests of shit I must saw

to reach OC mare's maw,

my dick I must claw.

>>33410872
Oh well, if I'm gonna draw her I'm gonna draw her as female regardless.

Your history assignment is due

Do you have it, Scootaloo?

>>33410759
Do we HAVE to rhyme, because I'm really had at it.

>>33410759
>Cut my life into pieces

Why didn't the Cakes ask Zecora to babysit?

I look at this thread and say why why why
you lack of rhyming will make Zecora cry

>>33410909
god damn it >finland
you and your licorice

>>33410869
AJ is pretty ponmi

>>33410913
>Zecora subbing for Cheerilee

Someone make it happen

>>33410797
the thread itself is one worth discussing
cum, >rape and porn keep everyone else distrusting.

monitor as you will our doings and misdeeds
but beware that soon you will be craving steeds.

>>33410929
She lives kinda out of the way. They were in a hurry

>>33410929
Because she is a nigger living in the forest?

>>33410929
Why didn't the Cakes ask Rover to babysit?

Cats > dogs

>>33410910
That she is.
Also Rarity has the best reaction images,

>>33410934
How does licorice enter into it?

>>33410927

CAUSE YA HAD A BAD DAY

Pony made of coke and fizz
Would you like to taste my jizz

The MLPG Nazi Ragime, Hitler Pie and Aryanjack master race.

>>33410979
I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT SCARED

>>33410971
it's too delicious for me

>>33410937
>"I'm sorry ms Zecora, I wasnt able to get it don-"

>"Ah ah ah, now is not the time. When you are in this class, you will speak in rhyme."

>"Oh uhh...I was busy with a duck, so the paper....got stuck?"

>>33410934
Oh denmark.
You and your Islands and peninsulas.
Any snow yet you germanic bastard?

>>33410957
>Why didn't the Cakes ask Rover to babysit?
Because as soon as they left she'd break down and cry about how she'll never have kids

What fetishes haven't we projected onto coke pone yet? Has somebody done anything involving mind control?

>>33410992
BIG ADVENTURE!

>>33411011
But Rover is a dude.

>>33410992

MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT.

Derpy Hooves is a very ugly pony.

Also, to you faggots copying me, you have to say "Derpy Hooves" when referring to how ugly that particular pony is, "Derpy is a very ugly pony" just doesn't have the same attractive meter or careful balance as "Derpy Hooves is a very ugly pony." Just a heads up.

What would a Discorded Zecora be like?

>>33411025
>But Rover is a dude.
only in the fucking stupid backwards Hasbro pseudocanon and anyone who believes that is autistic

>>33411005
first flakes fell two hours ago
it stopped almost as soon as it started
i dont mind

pony

>>33411025
It's GG's headcanon.

>>33411013
We have done mostly everything to Coke Pony.
Tabasco we ignore and watch her break own into an emotional wreck for some cheap >feels

Derpy is a vergy ugly pony

>>33410939
Oooh, I like that one~

Oh requesters on a spree,

Thy silence I bequeath of thee,

This magic of ours is a great sanctity.

Help I must ask, to finish this wicked task,

How best to finish a story so vile,

Even the worst of us cannot stand its bile?

>>33410992
you're movin to your uncle to bel air

>>33411043
She already is discorded

>>33411046
I know right? People still said Rarity is not a lesbian.

>>33411026
ISN'T IT IRONIC?

>>33411053
>there will never be any sriracha trap pony greentext stories

>>33411046
I

what

>>33411043
Black with white stripes.
And incapable of reading poetry.

>>33411056

IM STARTIN WITH THE MAN IN THE MIRROR.

>I'm done now.

>>33411052
Like his doll TF fetish

>>33411011
>>33411046
>>33411025
EW GG

>>33411053
somebody write a mind control fic for coke pone

>>33411074
Oh realll-
>Trap
nope

>>33411043
The same, just without a criminal record.

Lauren Faust who is da man,

I am sorry about the fans

>>33411074
I could change the font color if you really want it to be green.

>>33411046
hey glabbergrew draw a appel horse pony doll

>>33411088
one day a coke pone went out and then she got mindcontrold an u fukd
the end

have a wallpaper

>>33411087
Glitter Glue isnt so bad
maybe you shouldnt be so mad

this is the very model of a little pony general

we've information autism and always tripfags several

we know the names of OCs and we quote the Faust (historical)

on matters about canon in an order categorical

>>33411115

10/10

would fap again

>>33411087
whatever you like femrover more than anyone

>>33411115
ah yeeea baybee

>>33411118
Celestia is royalty,, yes its true

But her head is shaped like a honeydew

>>33411118
I don't really like the face
Even if the artist might be an ace

>>33411125
Nah I kid dude. Glitter glue is the pretty boss
Though I say the same thing about Ross

>>33411145
She's so tsun tsun.
I like.

>>33411132
moar.

>>33411074
Don't tempt me, I already have one prompt I'm working on.

>>33411110
Have you written a clopfic for the food ponies yet? Sounds like something you would do

>>33411132
We love all the ponies, animal veg and mineral

>>33411055
it is help you seek, i will avow
to finish a tale you could tell until now.

what nature is it that you call vile
that the likes of others would call it a pile?

>>33411145
I would hug the shit out of femrov true
but don't think that means I want to screw

APPL JCK THRD

>>33411182
it does it does it does it does

>>33411156
I dont know Ross all that much
But think his character designs suck

>>33411189
nope

>>33411177
I'm working on three orgy fics. Anon x food ponies. Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. Sriracha appears in Dinner.

>>33411145
oh boy do i love FemRover, dem fucking hips. also, im still looking for people to play Dragon Nest with, anyp0ny interested?

>>33411189
k

>>33411189
tea

>>33411125
>>33411182
You're in MLP General.
Being NEAR a pony means you want to fuck.

Poni poni poni went the poni
She struck her hoof on some moni
Walking along the cold winter path
Went home and took a long hot bath

>>33411196
His humans indeed are not that great
with raritys fetish of pinkies weight
his ponies however are really fun
something agreed upon by everyone.
>>33411194
Shut up anonymous tis a lie
I would not hit those furry thighs

>>33411234
I said it before friend of mine
If you are in this thread, then you must rhyme

>>33411234
>Watched some pony last night
>Pinkie looked straight at the viewer
>She wants to fuck

>>33411222
Dragon Nest? More like more anime Vindictus

>>33411247
you would you would you would you would

of fluttershy so quite and timid
would you like to put my dick in it?

>>33411182
>but don't think that means I want to screw
Whoa whoa whoa, what is this now?
Re-read my posts, you'll notice how
I didn't mention sex, as such
(Methinks Klondike protests too much)

Ugh, can someone repost one certain pic?

It was a drawing of Twilight and Rarity, with construction lines and already inked, my pony folder dissapeared it.

It was posted yesterday

>>33411247
>his ponies however are really fun

He draw ponies?

>>33411189
>Applejack
>moving

>>33411181
The tale of an OC character so shitty,

Some may have thought the length of her story quite witty.

Her anus and candyvag is in for much defiling,

But for some reason, my mind is reviling.

I cannot explain my lack of innovation,

It's almost like a mental ruination.

>>33411234
Rover isn't a pony
AND IM NOT A FURRY
I MUST RECITE THIS
IN A HURRY

>>33411267
As a wise horse would say

"Neigh"

Come now Big Mac, I hope I didn't give you a start. I simply want to smell your fart.

>>33411211
Sweet.

>>33411270
>implying you both don't want to fuck her

>>33411283
applejack so wise and that
wouldn't you like to be less fat?

NO MORE RHYMING, I MEAN IT

>>33411283
Minimalist ponies sure are a hoot
If they were triangles, they'd be acute

>>33411321
BUT PONIES IS WHERE RHYMING WILL FIT

>>33411321
>NO MORE RHYMING, I MEAN IT
This is your mess, you clean it!

>>33411247

His ponies though are also wide
for which many do deride
For drawing these things he can never rest
So many deny fat pony is best

>>33411321
DOES ANYBODY WANT A PEANUT?

>>33411270
You made think that you did imply.
I can't think of anymore rhymes.

>>33411222
What's the website? I'm bored and willing to grind. Also, will lag be an issue if playing from Britain?

>>33411350
Fluttershy, you dumb horse
You know I want one of course

>>33411350

like, fucking honestly? i hate zecora. it's not a race thing, it's the rhyming thing. she reminds me of 90s X-Men storm, and i hated her. i swear it's not a race thing. please believe me

i'm not racist, guys

>>33411342
only an american could love such an abomination

pinkus pieus oh so high-us
shouldn't you be less nice?

>>33411341
hey gg do you use a tablet to draw


just wonderin

>>33411375
I believe you Juice, she is so overrated.

I posted Pinkie Pie.

A little pony her demeanor sunny
presents to you her nethers runny
Of your help she requests of you
Tell me /co/, what do you do?

>>33411351
No, he just mentioned that you ask for female!Rover a lot, and you're the one who brought up fucking.

>>33411392
stick my dick in it

>>33411284
direct me to the story if you would please
so that i may glance at its destructive seeds

for any and all are subject to loss
motivation and innovation are but one to the boss

>>33411377
No shit.
Just look at how large of a hide I could get off a body that size.
Such animal pelts in my country, are quite the prize.

>>33411377
Castro why you frontan'
Can we live and let live, man?

twilight sparkle, no one cares
go back home and take your bears

>>33411375
>not liking Zecora
THAT IS A SIN
I kid, you are entitled to your own opinion

>>33411354
dn.cherrycredits.com

get to greenwood server, lemme know when you have it installed and your character created in said server, ill pm you.

its the SEA server, not nexons.

on a more pony related topic, can anyone else not wait for all the fanships to be destroyed on saturday?

>>33411265
basically, yes.

I think I'm getting better at this while inking buusiness

>>33411274
Anyone?

>>33411386
>hey gg do you use a tablet to draw
While there are tablets in this house
I only ever use a mouse.

>>33411405
ANSWER IS NOT IN FORM OF RHYME.
NOW FACE THE COURT OR PAY YOUR FINE.

>>33411375

Wow, what a fucking nigger.

>>33411392
After clarifying she was not sick
I would give her nethers a lick

>>33411420
>that feel when you kind of want to play but you dont want to get sucked into another time sink

>>33411431
Applebloom what the hell,

You shoudlnt be there........gel

>>33411461

I wish to write

But I am unaddressed

Can this site

Give a request?

>>33411407
Send me a mail, oh saviour bold

If you could remedy this tangle, with debt I'd be entangled.

this is the very model of a little pony general

we've information autism and always tripfags several

we know the names of OCs and we quote the Faust (historical)

on matters about canon in an order categorical

we're very well acquainted with the ponies who are magical

the pegasi the earth ponies (the shipping is fanatical)

about your favourite pony we are teeming with a lot o'views

...with many friendly words too for hasbro (who are owned by jews)

every day should be like this
too bad it will end in piss

>>33411479
MacxCheerilee.

>>33411479
Write of a tale so brave so true.


I don't fucking have a clue

>megaupload has been taken down by FBI.
>mfw

>>33411431
Glitter Glue, I must request
Some Zecora/Ice Pack kinky incest

>>33411479
Ms Cheerliee is out for the day,

In her class, Zecora will stay

Perfection ponified, her name was Rarity
A unicorn, the noblest breed, no drop of vulgarity
Hair swept by the wind of winter, purple superiority
A coat nursed by nature, snow-like purity
Not to forget the heart, made strong, full of charity
Her name, a whisper in the meadow, was Rarity

>>33411476
pinkie's weird frog legs

fuck, why couldn't they have made this show about cats instead?

>>33411508
>Some Zecora/Ice Pack kinky incest
But they aren't related

I WANNA DRAW
GIMME SOMETHING TO DRAW

Get fucked, rhyming sucks

>>33411508
Icepack goes to ask Zecora on a date,

The spaghetti is very where, oh cruel fate!

>>33411508
>incest
breast

>>33411420

I'm kind of interested, what is this thing?

>>33411508
>requesting >oc shipping

>>33411499
fucking shippers and their crack ships

>>33411495
cheer up anon, don't be so sour
because tomorrow we will have white power

>>33411534
Then perhaps upon your painted loom
You could craft some Zecorabloom?

>>33411499

First come, First serve

I will write,

You crazy perv.

>>33411528

FROG PONIES ARE CUTE

>>33411503
Oh shit, they are going to backtrace my music files.
And all of my proxies are strune about in piles.

>>33411527
That is no rhyme, you tawdry barker
fuck yourself, and fuck your marker

>>33411527
my love for thee i must attest
please please leth take my breast!

This is probably one of the first generals that actually follow the topic

Lets just hope we don't become myopic

>>33411563
Nice
like rice

>>33411514
what's this, oh yes another nag
from the endless line of rarity fags

>>33411557
That's disgusting and cute at the same time.

Fucking Jeff I should have known he would get me back. What the fuck happened last night.

Why is this my wallpaper.

>>33411503
>megaupload gone

what the fuck

>>33411514
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiWaQuvCHyA

>>33411527

new marker.

>>33411563
>That is no rhyme, you Travis Barker
fix'd

>>33411541
It's an action-RPG online thingy. Basically it's like an online beat-em-up like streets of rage

only fantasy
may or may not also have ridiculously retarded bosses

>>33411514
>A coat nursed by nature, snow-like purity
It's a dye job; it's really burgundy

>>33411442
dick and it are a half rhyme!

>>33411566
Are we rhyming here in the MLPG?
I must have missed it, I was busy you see.

>>33411596
Newer marker

>>33411616
NO

>>33411616
The original marker.
>It smells like pooper.

>>33411624
Wuts all this then guvner.

>>33411624
While the anatomy is not quite on the spot,
I still find this rather hot.

>>33411599
>Windows

Fuck me, I make bad purchasing decisions

fuck you and your slick marketing apple

>>33411615
GAWD DAMNIT

JUST SINK WITH YOUR SHITTY TORTANIC AND READ THE TOPIC

>>33411650
>Not having Bootcamp

Rainbow dash you're hard to rhyme
Just shut up and eat this lime

>>33411585
Yeah they got the ok from a grand jury. Nevermind that they comply with every DCMA claim filed to them, they are evul pirates allowing people to download things that they would never pay for which somehow deny's rich people getting more money.

>>33411624
Their expressions are fairly dour
But I'll still save for another hour

>>33411666
They're being arrested on money laundering charges, not piracy I believe.

>>33411664
I've never really needed it, had a desktop running XP until a few weeks ago, and I'm too lazy to do it right now

>>33411665
RAINBOW DASH
RAINBOW DASH

Pinkie flails her hooves so crazy
you finish this rhyme, I'm too lazy

>>33411582
Oh, someone told you to paint a pone

because at the time you were totally gone

You though you had hooves and captchas were hard

so you made us a Fluttershy with an ass of lard.

>>33411650
>>33411650
im pretty sure you can still play it on a Mac...

you know it'd be cool to make some kind of /co/ guild in there.

the game even has ponies you can ride, they're fucking useless in combat but still... ponies!

BUT I CAN'T RHYME
I ALWAYS HAVE TO END WITH THE SAME RHYME

>>33411648
you are stupid and full of poop-ed

porn is bad and makes ponies sad

they don't to have all that sex
it's torture for them, so please, rest

>>33411679
Yeah but that would only require the arrest of the people involved, shutting down the site was because of the piracy claim.

>I haven't had a good internet connection for two weeks, and today of all days I decide to try and download MLP season 2 and find out about this shit.

>>33411710
>pone pronounce pon

TRY AGAIN NIGGER.

>>33411653
That's not a rhyme, you silly fool
Just chill out, and keep your head cool

When it comes to utensils,
I prefer the fork.
Twilight's best pony,
Cuz she's such a huge dork.

On this day and age of >rape
There was much need for lots of tape

>>33411582
>That hasty waterfall
>those legs
>is that a fucking slide in the background

It's beautiful.

>>33411589
was this a disapproving gasp or a happy gasp?

pony rhyme time??

fuck tha ponies
coming straight from the underground
a young dog got it bad, cause im brown.
and not the other color cause ponies think
they have the authority to save a captured rarity.

Spoilers gonna spoil.

>>33411744
she's not a dork; you are a fool

go fuck yourself with a bloody, rusted pitchfork full of semen and AIDS and then light yourself on fire and fuck your mother and she's a bitch.....you tool

coke pone is smiling, you know what time it is
it's time for clink and time for fizz

Here comes a post
With no exact purpose
It's pointless, I know
But looks nice on the surface

HEY FAGNIG

check the stream tracker

>>33411774
They're supposed to be sexual.

>>33411755
I meant to tape of their vagina
Nothing was safe, not even china

>>33411800
SHUT UP TOSS

>>33411807
*up
whoops i made a mistake
guess I'll burn at the stake

>>33411665
I once asked out Rainbow Dash
We went to the local bash
Shit was so cash

>>33411710
>Pone
>gone
>rhyming

Nope. But thank you for the heads up.

Oh, The Hobbit, how your dwarven choir stirs my loins in awkward ways,

Almost as if you're trying to make me debased.

Thorin's voice so powerful and bold,

Like ancient stone and metalwork of old.

Next December seems a year away,

I'd have it no other way.

>>33411826
Indeed you will.
For tonight, it is you we kill.

>>33411803
No one could possibly get excited over my silly rhymes

>rhyming

once there was a pone who
thought her friends were not the friends that she had always known
but when blue pony came back
her hair had turned from bright into flat pink

>>33411845
I've lived a good life
Went fast, lived hard
I will go out, like a bard!

>>33411813

don't be silly, i'm not toss

>>33411855
We get excited over anything we think we can stick a dick in.

>>33411874
>butcher with a butcher flag

>>33411905
You silly shazbot, it was not mine
no please go away, i have no time

>>33411887
even if I can't stick my dick in it, you can be damn sure I'm gonna try it

>>33411844
Far over, the Misty Mountains cold...
To dungeons deep, and caverns old...
The pines were roaring, on the height...
The winds were moaning, in the night...
The fire was red, it flaming spread...
The trees like torches, blazed with light...

any draw requests?

>>33411924
now*
I guess I will die twice tonight
but i will not go down without a fight

>>33411965
Stoned Fluttershy rhymming.

>All this rhyme in a thread.
>All those anons watching in dread.
>Fearing the day would have to come.
>Where their posts were judged for their modest sums.
>Still the general posted about their ponies with flare.
>Bnd forgot the one, the very mayor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce9J-J30B3o

>>33411965

stapler pone

>>33411855
nigga, i used to rhyme too. some people even liked it, poetry is a big thing here sometimes

>>33411887
Or that could stick a dick in us.

>>33411874
SHAZBOT SHAZBOT SHAZBOT
I WILL NEVER SMOKE THAT POT
GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GO FAST
DRUGS MAKE YOU CAP LAST

>>33411965
Twilight wearing a top hat and monocle, full smoking jacket, lounging on a high-back chair.

>>33411984
sometimes you've gotta take it if you wanna give it

>>33412024
Some times you just wanna take it.

Did Celestia and Luna gain their powers from the elements of harmony? It would make sense as they were able to live >1000 years, and since the elements were wielded by a new group of people (mane 6) does that mean that the powers will slowly vanish from Luna/Celestia? and the new main 6 will come into power living how ever long it takes until the next persons wield it? Or would it be more like the elements(once mastered) will combine each pony into a single being, causing them to take one form of an alicorn?

Or would it be the elements transform the wielder of the elements once they have mastered them? This would make a lot of sense seeing how after weilding the elements after discord the sun and moon were no longer controlled by anything thus the elements gave the 2 wielders the ability to change them. So basically the main 6 once mastering them will become rulers(alicorns maybe) after they master them?

>>33412037
fucking homo

>>33412068
>being a homophobe in a pony thread

Do you even watch the show?

This shit makes no sense, its completely absurd!
Do you really think your favorite pony is anything more than a turd?
You may not know this, so let me inform you,
My favorite pony is best, yours is a piece of shit.

>>33412086
>implying the show preaches love and tolerance
They kicked a griffin out for being a bitch at a party one time, half the ponies at the thing didn't even know her.

>>33412058
You are overthinking this

Have a very large luna

>>33412058
they're probably the last of their species, and with nearly anything: when something is the last of its kind it will live for-fucking-ever. plus we don't know how old granny smith is, and if she was around before ponyville was properly populated then ponies themselves live a long time

>>33412095
if your so sure of what you claim
tell us your favorite pony, so we can all flame

>>33412058
>So basically the main 6 once mastering them will become rulers(alicorns maybe) after they master them?

Each element is keyed to a specific type of pony. Luna and Celestia held three each, and were blessed with the strength of each race.

The mane 6 each hold but one, an element tuned to their personality, and, in this conjecture, their race. They may become platonic ideals of their breed, but not Alicorns.

>>33412037
>my face when gay pone

It's almost as good as >rape

>>33411733
Give me a few hours and I'll upload split archives with recovery records to mediafire.

Fuck tha Police.

>>33412086
where is the love man? where is the darn tolerance gone?

phobephobe

>>33412131
>The power of magic
>The gift of flight
>oh and you can grow vegetables too I guess

>>33412117
I think he was just calling you a faggot, dude. No need to get all worked up into a frothy autistic hissy-fit.

Well, nothing like having to multi-part-zip your video because of a file hosting website getting taken down by the US government.

That said...
S2E13: Baby Cakes (Webrip)
MKV (2 part zip): http://www.mediafire.com/?r651125ybqdnl6v
http://www.mediafire.com/?soaqq9uqihnkaow
FLV (2 part zip): http://www.mediafire.com/?jik4nlzxr6b7i0m
http://www.mediafire.com/?20v4u010gjql3zt


For fun, a sketchy French file hosting site (single file)
MKV: http://www.partage-facile.com/IPT6O4D6CO/my.little.pony.friendship.is.magic.s02e13.baby.cakes.360p.w
ebrip.h.264_anon.mkv.html

And for the hell of it, I'm uploading the MKV to dump.ru as well.

>>33412117
I didn't say the show preaches love and tolerance. I just say the show preaches homosexuality. You'd know that if you watched it.

anyone kinda miss the spammers? i liked reading the posts from other boards.

>>33412086

I ain't no fag, I don't fuck men unless they're built like women and wearing lipstick and crossdressing

and even then I never make eye contact with him

>>33412178
>Multi parts

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>33412136
LIKE A BOSS

>>33412187
>i'm not gay
>i just like to fuck men

>>33412184
> I just say the show preaches homosexuality

Because they are all dykes right?

>>33412147

>love and tolerance

kill yourself

>>33412187

It's actually not possible to be gay anymore

>>33412162
Try longevity.

Ever seen an old unicorn? Pegasus? The Ponyville retirement home is full of Earth Ponies. Granny Smith was around for the founding of Ponyville.

>>33412184
>>33412187
Just another day in the ville.

>>33412202
Well, Dash, Pinkie, and Gilda, obviously.

>>33412178
There aren't any other filesharing sites you could use?

>>33412207
k bye

Hello smugshy, why you so smug
Looking down on us you little slut
It aint easy doing stuff with you being out
Striking that pose, raising that eyebrow
Fuck you Smugshy, you\e out of luck
Cant do it better yourself, sniggering fuck
I got a pair of hands and opposable thumbs
Id like to see you try with those superbombs
CANT GRAB SHIT
YOU LITTLE BITCH
FUCK YOU SMUGSHY

>>33412184

MLPG preaches homosexuality. The show doesn't.

>>33412188
Yeah, but it's Mediafire, so you can just download both parts at once. Sigh.

>>33412269
Well better than nothing!

>>33412131
I dunno I think the elements grant more powers than that, and they aren't the last, Laruen said she wanted to only keep two but who knows there maybe more alicorns or they could be a transformation via using elements or something. Hell Discord was the purest element of choas and he was a being, maybe the elements to transform people

>>33412256
*snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*

>>33412268
Except it does, faggot. You're too autistic and homophobic to realize and/or admit it.

Are you Nathan posting anonymously?

i'll always remember those good ol' days downloading Mu 0.99b clients from megaupload... and all those /d/ hentai doujins... i just hope rapidshare and mediafire dont get taken down too.

Once there was a pone who lived in Rome
and was a very aloof pone
you could call all you want and there's no one home
and you're not gonna reach her telephone
cause she's out in the club and she's sippin' that bubb'
and you're not gonna reach her telephone
her telephone
her t-t-telephone
you can call all you want but your not gonna reach pone's telephone

>>33412215
Granny Smith is a unicorn man

>>33412293
Sure autism is here.

>>33412231
Most of them are banned on 4chan for reasons I can't go into, in case those are banning trigger words. You can't even say any of them without banned for at least a week.

>>33412293

Nathan isn't homophobic

he never gets upset when I tell him I want to suck his dick

>>33412300

>>33412314
>taking all posts seriously
Here autism is sure.

>>33412309
What? Oh, well fuck, I retract my statement.

How did I miss that?

My fucking sides!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P2zkzXX3XE&feature=player_embedded

>>33412309
Wait what.

i like dick but prefer vagina
still i get none here in Carolina

>>33412293

I'm not homophobic, I'm pretty gay for Terse actually.

>>33412338
YES

Poor Faust...
If only she'd known what she was going to cause...

>>33412322
It probably makes him sexually excited, because he thinks you mean it. Doesn't make him not a homophobe though.

>>33412355
>not knowing Granny Smith is a unicorn stallion
Nigga do you even watch the show?

>>33412296
rapidshare hq and servers are in swiss so america can SHIT ITSELF ALL IT WANTS

>>33412269
Ah, didn't realise that. Thanks for this.

>>33412338
what the fucks tortanic?

>>33412338
Heh. Pretty funny, but how is that pony related again?

>>33412374
>Unicorn
>Not alicorn

Go back to ponychan with your shit fanon

>>33412366
Man, EVERYONE'S gay for Terse.

Hell, I'd suck his dick.

>>33412376
fuck yeah Switzerland!

>>33412399
Thread simulators started with the pony one. By association, thread simulators are a pony creation.

>>33412366
Terse is actually a homophobe. He just pretends he isn't

>>33412370
>Sex on the beach
babbys first drink

>>33412364
also i must inquire why the spiel
on why people can't like what they like, I mean what's the deal?

>>33412364
>live in the country
>not fucking animals 24/7

>>33412374
I don't even watch the show anymore. Now I just sit around threads and revel in the fandom. I think the fandom is more entertaining than the show. I am a fan of the fandom.

>You will never be tenderly stuffed like a turkey by your favourite pone husbandu

Reality is too cruel.

>>33412416
So is pony shit, but people still yell at Faceless

>>33412418
Chris Chan's first drink was a Long Island Iced Tea

actually I can't bust on him too much for drinking them, sometimes I get them at places with expensive drinks, because they usually have the most alcohol in them by volume for the lowest price

>>33412366
>>33412408
>>33412417
i am not gay but i assume you guys have no taste

>>33412370

>Nathan is a god fearing christfag

excellent! now we can roleplay as God and Jesus and have incestual gay sex!

>>33412370
Man, anyone else glad we haven't seen hide or hair of that faggot for like two weeks?

>>33412460
The first drink I ever ordered was a long island iced tea.

In my defense, I had always heard nothing but good things, and I didn't care for it at all.

You Ponyfags
are so pathetic.
With your phrases
so memetic.

You repeat it all
Every thread
Do you even read
What has been said?

>>33412445
It's alright, horse cocks are kind of weird. The flare looks very uncomfortable.

>>33412473
Terse looks like a cool dude
I would go have a beer or two with him

>>33412338
The hippo one was funnier.

>>33412460

Theres a bar that I got to that has long island iced teas as their special, its 5 dollars and about 8 ounces of alcohol

I always black out every time I go there

It's only bad to drink girly drinks if its ALL you can drink, if you're just drinking to get drunk it doesn't matter what you drink

>>33412460
What drink is a good one for a first timer? I'm biased in thinking all alcohol tastes like spoiled milk because of Budweiser.

>>33412473
It ain't a "oh man that guy's hot" thing it's a "yeah he deserves a dicksuckin" thing.

>>33412445
>taking a giant horse cock while fucking the warm hole of a mare

my body is ready

>>33412231
Holy crap, you just (indirectly) reminded me about Bayfiles. Time to upload stuff there.

>>33412473

He's okay, and his attitude is refreshing as far as tripfags go.

>>33412484
I'll never understand why they call it that. It's basically a sanctioned 'around the world', and there isn't a drop of tea anywhere in there.

>>33412473
That's really Terse? No bullshit?

>>33412510
Screwdrivers

>>33412510
If you don't like beer try fruit based drinks like cider.

>>33412473
He would look SO much better with a haircut, or at the very least, no horrid hair dye.

>>33412475
it's not gay it's masturbation

>>33412510

It depends on your tastes, try a couple different kinds

grapefruit + vodka, white russians are good drinks that aren't girly

and just try some girly drinks, not everyone likes bitter stuff or the taste of alcohol

>>33412513
try a mini stallion, a full size will rip your asshole apart

>>33412534
Eeyup.

>>33412510
No, you're correct. All alcohol tastes like piss. The stuff's extremely overrated.

>>33412498
It's great once you get it in though. The feeling of being stuffed full combined with the ever-present bulge as the tip works back and forth is heaven.

Next episode cannot come fast enough.

>>33412541

I agree he looks better with brown hair

>>33412541
He's recently cut it, or so he's said.

>>33412551
you must not have met thor

>>33412445

You should find that one video where a horse fucks some dude in the ass. He died afterwards.

>>33412538
I've had bad luck with screwdrivers. I'd recommend a highball, maybe jack and coke.

>>33412510
Best gateway drink? Anything with juice in it.
If you want to train get some cheap vodka and orange juice, mix in 1|1 ratio and start chucking
At least that's how the kids train here in Finland.

>>33412559
We are going to talk about it for 1 hour.

>>33412555
I can wait to meet him

>>33412538
>>33412573
>screwdrivers

The heck is this?

>>33412560

>saving thumbnails
>Heisei 24

>>33412560
Where do you keep getting these pictures from?

>>33412586
orange juice and vodka

>>33412573
>>33412538

I hate screwdrivers, they're like a completely shitty version of a greyhound

I hate orange juice, though

>>33412586
orange juice in vodka 1:1 ratio

They've been responsible for more blackouts than the Chinese government

>>33412510
shit is not meant to taste good.

ALL IT DOES IS MAKE YOU FEEL FANNIEH

>>33412598

By puttin the time in.

>>33412510
Wine is a great way to drink. It goes down easily and the more you drink it the more you\ll like it.

>>33412581
>can
can't
FUCK

>>33412605
They're for covering the taste of cheap vodka, the acidity from the OJ helps cut the rubbing alcohol taste of the rotgut.

Screwdrivers or White Russians are good choices for a beginner.

>>33412510

Some shot cocktails perhaps. I don't really mind the taste, I rarely mix, even vodka.

>not being able to drink cheap vodka straight out of the bottle

that's what the freezer is for

>>33412601
>>33412629
Sounds delightful.

I'm asking because I want to get a experience in being hammered proper, and I've seen to many arguments on this place to get a good idea on where to start. It's up there with cut V. uncut, God, consoles Vs. PC, and politics.

>meta
>sexuality discussion
>drama
>drinks

Good night /co/.

>>33412678
would you fuck me, i'd fuck me

>>33412674
I typically just down half a bottle of sambuca and proceed to black out

>>33412674
that's just because /v/ is full of angry faggots who've never been invited to a party, and got made fun of by the jocks, so they hate alcohol

>>33412673
Not everyone is nordic bro.

Also I hear americans have a tendency to get drunk on beer alone. Is this true?

>>33412674
Best way to drink is to drink until your buzzed and holding that buzz. Fuck getting hammered or blacking out.

>>33412678
Hey fuck you, drink threads can be cool.
Sexuality threads have potential, but people tend to get autistic.

i fapped a few times with dildo in ass. i came buckets but it is not worth the hassle and bad smell. im not gay.

>>33412694
I'd fuck me hard

>>33412673

>>33412557
you'd be one hell of a clopfiction writer.

>>33412704
Americans try to get drunk on Lite Beer. Doesn't that tell you something?

>>33412674

everyone has different taste, go to a grocery store and get some liquors and mixers and try out some simple drinks

tom collins are fucking delicious too, but they're a bit more complicated than stuff like screwdrivers or greyhounds

>>33412704
Malt liquor, usually. I'm a lightweight, and putting down a 12 pack of cheap beer won't get me that drunk, and I'll have to get up to piss every 5 minutes.

>>33412725
oh yesss
lets get 2gether bby

>>33412674
If you want to get hammered, it doesn't really matter. By the time you're drunk you won't give a shit what it tastes like, and then getting hammered is easy as fuck. Just keep drinking. If that's really all you care about, get a couple of forties and save your money.

okay done
http://pastebin.com/Ee3yPz8u
2nd person Celestia
goddamn is writing difficult when you have other stuff to do and the entire internet is so goddamn distracting
I'm not used to working on something on and off for a week

>>33412551
>>33412498
>Your favourite candy pony husbandu's shaft is smooth as the finest silk
>Firm, yet unbelievably soft
>Scorching hot, yet soothing to the touch
>Rippling with pulsing veins, yet yielding to your determined ministrations
>Apple-sized balls sloshing with stored seed, all for you

Unnngh~

>>33412573
Don't suggest any sort of whiskey to a newbie. Stuff tastes like moldy barrel the first time, and if they aren't expecting it it'll turn them off of it completely forever.

>>33412719
>sunset gold anthro dragoness

LMOA

>>33412737
It tells me you don't know what Lite Beer is.

>>33412674
> I want to get a experience in being hammered proper

Get a 40 of Steel Reserve and drink it in 10 minutes. You'll probably puke if you have no tolerance, but you won't pass out. Don't start out with hard liquor, they'll black you out in a minute if you don't know what you're doing.

>>33412761
But I just fap...

>>33412770
>mfw all dat cum

>>33412725
mother of god...

i feel so sorry for him

>>33412770
>>33412770
yessss... keep talking...

>>33412776
I disagree. That was my first drink, and I enjoyed it just fine.

>>33412781
Why do you know this product by name?

>>33412674

also, if you get hammered, be sure to drink a good amount of water before you pass out

hangovers are pretty much just from dehydration

sombody wanted this, also is there a more updated version?

>>33412761
TAW... i'll definitely be reading this. love your work man.

>>33412178

Out of curiosity, is this rip the one without the hub logo?

also we might have to make our own upload service in the future if megaupload doens''t coem back. Probably get some heads together and design a crude looking site just to dump the episodes in to download.

help me