Are you a bad enough dude to help save the Web?
STOP SOPA AND PIPA

>rape

Post "Post "smile smile smile" or a variation thereof in this thread if you're an autistic shitstain." in this thread if you're an autistic shitstain.

Besides, purple fag.
I play of one to merge fanon universe will finally confirm suspicions again
Screwball happens in the fact i love to have the Marker?

‌Post "smile smile smile" or a variation thereof in this thread if you're an autistic shitstain.

>rape

Let's just say they chose.........poorly

>>33408866
>>33408884
WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER

>>33408843
>>33408851
>HAHAHAHA MUFFINS OH GOD MY SIDES WHERE DO THEY COME UP WITH THIS STUFF

them ponies am i right
them ponies

RAINBOW DASH

If you like Feferi, Eridan, Equius or Nepeta, you are fucking autistic for liking joke characters who are not relevant to plot

edit: wrong thread xD

>>33408846
>Twilight
Shit's done right.

Rarity.
Does fabulous at it, like she does everything.

I'm still trying to figure out how she can take care of 3 cutie mark crusaders with little hassle but is reluctant to look after two newborns.

>>33408907
GG draw something about >rape

>>33408897
what does that even mean?

>>33408920
it's canon that rarity is awful at taking care of children, she even admitted so herself

>>33408923
>GG draw something about >rape
I'd rather not
I make it a point to never draw anything nonconsensual

>>33408846
>Favorite pony besides Pinkie
What if Pinkie is my only favorite and I like the other ponies the same?

>>33408846
I think Celestia would do fine. She's very motherly.

>>33408943
That's a joke right?

>>33408907

fanon in a nutshell

someone once said that if there was a character in Star Wars whose only line in the movie was "I like pie," the novels would describe him as the heir to a piemaking corporation that was shut down by a corrupt Imperial Moff, who joined the Rebellion in order to seek justice for his family.

>Sweetie Belle
Because a child looking after toddlers will work...

Although I suppose she could sing them to sleep and get her cutie mark... *sigh*

>>33408907

PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND PONIES AND RAINBOWY PONIES AND SUNSHINY PONIES AND CLOUDS FULL OF PONIES THAT FLOAT IN THE SKY

MAGICAL SPARKLY RAINBOW UNICORN PONIES I LOVE ALL THE PONIES THEIR FLESH AND THEIR BONIES

I CHAT WITH MY PONIES ON MARSHMALLOW PHONIES THEY WHINNY AND SPARKLE AND BEST OF ALL FLY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2cIimwXz9U
http://www.ponyvspony.com/

>>33408943
GG draw something about an elaborate >rape roleplay

>>33408943

but what about twilight mindbreak

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>>33408831
>>33408831
>>33408831
>>33408831
>>33408831
>>33408831
>>33408831

Please delete this.

>>33408960
sounds about right.

Just saw this posted on /v/ (they are mad as ever), but seriously a fucking Grand Strategy mod?

http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?538353-Ponies-Ponies!

It is the end of the internet as we know it.

These are truly dark times.

>>33408943

Draw the reason Rarity didn't want to take care of the Cakes' kids.

I could do a quick request now if someone wanted.

>>33408965
>you will never have a marshmallow phonie to chat with your pony

>>33408983

Nope.

>>33408983
Fuck off.

>mfw russian internet is more freer than american

>the land of the free
my ass

You guys honestly think SOPA or PIPA is going to affect people who browse 4chan?

Let the normalfags drown. We'll just burrow deeper into the internet, like the elusive Southern Pine Beetle burrows into a fresh tree stump.

Also 4chan ain't going no where. Keeping out nest safe is what Moldovan servers and proxies are for.

>>33409016
>it's not bad if it doesn't directly affect me
Fuck off and die.

>>33408943
...you took the request seriously.

By >rape I meant something comedic and having nothing to do with actual rape.

>>33408851
>>33408843
>>33408869
Fuck you negroes.
That shit was hilarious Back in May 2011.

>>33409016
Moot said he'd close the site if it passes

>>33409016
Maintaining freedom of speech is kind of a big deal, kid.

>>33409045

No it wasn't

Nothing about muffins was ever funny

>>33409016

It will affect everything and everyone, it will make things harder for us for sure.

>>33409045
Pretty sure it wasn't funny by the time December rolled around, bro.

>>33409045
No it wasn't

>>33408998
Mrs cake and Pound.

>>33409052

something something nothing of value something

>>33409080
>>33409059
Yes it was.

As we enter our final days, never forget the chance we had.

>>33409045
It's on the same level as "Arrow to the knee" and "This is sparta"

>>33409016
If they shut down Megaupload, it is also possible they would shut down 4chan, just because of /rs/

>>33409016
>Not using quality Bordurian servers

>>33409086
Indeed.

>politics in MLPG

>>33409090
You must be a fat ponychan faggot if you laugh at this stupid shit.

>>33409092
three fourths of you twats are too young to vote.

>>33409094
but arrow to the knee is so funny they even put it in skyrim!

>>33409045
No, it wasn't
It was like arrow to the knee. The first time you heard it, "oh, haha" and then suddenly everyone says it every time you turn around and it got FUCKING OLD a few hours aftter the first joke about it was made

>>33409052
Maybe then FiMchan will get some goddamn traffic

>>33409128

NO DUDE, ITS 20% COOLER NOW

>>33409114
Holy shit when did MLPG stuff a cactus up their ass.

>>33409016
nice try MPAA

>>33409128
it used to be funny, but then it took a reddit to the meme

Hey guys: 20% cooler in ten seconds flat!

Us bronies huh? Us bronies.

>>33409094
I don't care how mainstream jokes are because I am not a hipster faggot

>>33408920
Well the baby wouldn't know what spells are dangerous so...it is kind of a big risk
Also she probably babysit Sweetie and knows how horrible it is. And now the trouble is doubled so she just said yeah fuck that noise

>>33409141
'Round Feb last year

>>33409141
when your mom decided to put out

>>33409098

why does princess luna have granny smith's new hip in her ear

>>33409150
So, you are a mainstream hipster faggot?

Good to know.

>>33409137
IN 10 SECONDS FLAT XDDDDDD

So Mrs Cake was pregnant for pretty much all of series 2, had twins but still looks exactly the same afterwards?

I'm just glad she had them in a hospital and didn't have one of those new-age zebra births.

>>33409150

The word you're looking for is "overused", not "mainstream". And it's a good reason to dislike something.

>>33409176
It's like I'm really on Reddit.

>>33409141

We encased ourselves in cynicism to distinguish ourselves from ponychan

>>33409137
>>33409148

>>33409113
This affects 4chan as a whole you nigger.

>>33409181
>series 2
Englishman detected

>still thinking SOPA and PIPA will pass
>January 19th

http://projects.propublica.org/sopa/

>>33409169
And who the fuck are you?

>>33409113

We'll discuss anything we want. Keep crying, bitch nigga

>Personal headcanon for Ditzy-Doo is that she's not a 'tard, and has slightly above average intelligence. She just has that funky medical condition which makes her eyes go all wibbley

Though there was a >fanfiction awhile back which entailed that she was actually the product of some kind of super-assassin program and her brain got fried because she basically used herself as a lightning rod to flash-fry some Griffon crime boss. That was kind of cool.

>>33409042
>By >rape I meant something comedic and having nothing to do with actual rape.
there is nothing funny about rape, scherzo

>>33409189
Some times I question if it was really worth it.
>inb4 gb2 ponychan

>>33409218
>Ditzy-Doo

>>33409222
GG post that gif of twilight doll shouting at big mac. I neglected to save it.

>>33409218
>Ditzy-Doo
Just call her Derpy man, Ditzy sound so bad

>>33409222
What if you're raped by a clown?

I wish I was a pony

>>33409240
It was.

Now get the fuck back to ponychan you autistic piece of shit.

>>33409215
Oh sorry, I'm new I guess I should introduce myself. I'm Mediocre. I used to post on ponychan, but it got too stupid and random, so I came here where the cool bronies talk. I know you guys like to be dicks to each other for fun, but I'm kinda sensitive, so you could you maybe go easy on me till I get used to it? ;)

>>33409182
If it's overused so is Twilight with books, AJ with apples, Dash with clouds, Rarity with gems, Fluttershy with bunnies, and Pinkie with balloons

>>33409258

*HONK HONK*

>>33409268
0/10 see me after class

>>33409215

i'm no doctor, but i'm certain that that's not an appropriate use for an equine prosthetic implant

>>33409249
>GG post that gif of twilight doll shouting at big mac. I neglected to save it.
here you are

>>33409249
>please

>>33409268
BEST BE TROLLING NIGGA

>>33409259
Holy shit me too!

>>33409268

>>33409222
Not sure if trolling or actually serious...

If it's not clear, I view >rape and rape as two different things. Latter is the real thing which is srs fukn bsns, the former is some kind of meme that MLPG has spawned which has nothing to do with actual rape

>>33409274

FUCK, STOP THAT.

YOU SAID THERE WOULD PE PONIES

>>33409269
Those aren't jokes. Those are the interests of the ponies, and part of their personalities.

Whereas MUFFINS xD and 20% cooler in ten seconds flat are FANDOM jokes that have nothing to do with the CANON characters.

>>33409268

>>33409268
>Go easy on me
You better adapt fast

>>33409281
>>33409283

Wow shit where have my manners gone? Please and thank you, GG. That thing is fucking adorable.

>>33409268

5/10

you're going to get a lot of responses, but there are a lot of little pointers that give you away.

with our reputation alone no one would ever say "im sensitive, go easy on me"

>>33409251
Dunno. Derpy sounds pretty bad too. Just go with the flow, butthead.

>>33409248
>>33409251
No. Derpy just sounds so.../crude/.

>>33409268
I like where this is going...
Let me get you started my friend.
FORGET EVERYTHING THAT ANYONE TAUGHT YOU ABOUT PONIES.

>>33409311
>>33409304
>>33409302
>>33409301
suddenly pinkie fucking everywhere

>>33409268

Your name suits you.

>>33409290
Oh god THIS FUCKING GUY

>>33409307
except 20% cooler and 10 seconds flat were from the show but they were only said one time each but faggots decided they should be dash's catchphrases

>>33409307
Muffins, 20% cooler, and ten seconds flat are all from the show. Do you even watch the show?

>>33409321
And ditzy is a different pony.

>>33409307
But characters said all of those things in the show you don't even watch

>>33409269
>If it's overused so is Twilight with books, AJ with apples, Dash with clouds, Rarity with gems, Fluttershy with bunnies, and Pinkie with balloons
From a comedic standpoint, those things have some sort of variety to them. For instance, Rarity's love of gems can provoke comedic situations -- the gems themselves are not the entire joke and punchline. Derpy is just "mention muffins constantly", and that's the whole of the humor.

As far as insipid fan bullshit goes, the muffin thing is unsupported. As with the Fondue example, someone brings food to a gathering, one of the ponies essentially goes "ooh, muffins", and that suddenly becomes THEIR ENTIRE CHARACTER
Hell, watch the scene again
Derpy isn't even the one who says "muffins".
boom

Hey guys... I made a picture for you.

Wanna see?

SPARKLER ART THOU PRESENT?

>>33409346
Do it faggot!

>>33409307
>implying Dash did not say both 20% cooler and 10 seconds flat in the show

>>33409346
No.

Wow holy shit. Is this what we're talking about. I'll take all of the weird stuff you guys always talk about over these stupid fucking memes

>>33409290
maybe we can be pones together

>>33409346
If we say yes, would you kill yourself afterwards?

>>33409307

You worded that poorly, you're fucked.

>>33409304
>pinkie pie as a midwife

>>33409321
>>33409320
Yeah but Derpy Hooves is her canon name.
What the fuck, we don't walk around calling other characters by non-canon names when they have a canon alternative.

>>33409346
OH BOY

I WONDER WHAT IT IS

>>33409346
NO!
yes

>>33409346
Of course we do!

>>33409346
Well, from what I've gathered, it's a 50/50 chance on being adorable or abjectly horrifying, so... Yeah go for it. Let's roll them fuckin' dice.

>>33409346
50% chance of it being terrifying >Rape and 50% of it being adorable. Post it, I'll take my chances

>>33409377
>Derpy Hooves is her canon name.
no it isn't

>>33409346
Sure, what the hell.

>>33409377
>What the fuck, we don't walk around calling other characters by non-canon names when they have a canon alternative.

well that was all kinds of weird

>>33409346

Please don't.

Anyone know if this is supposed to reference something?

>>33409388
Jr.'s never done rape before. It's 50/50 adorable/scat.

>>33409346

Maybe.

>>33409248
>>33409218
>>33409251

pic related

its ditzy doo

>>33409363
Hey
Hey Klondike
Klondike look

>>33408965

Get playing bitch nigga
pls respond

>>33409341
>>33409343
>>33409353
But those elements/quotes don't entirely compose their canon characters, which is just the point he was making.

>>33409346
Post as much stuff as you can while you can.

>>33409391
Well, they have said they call her that around the office, and her reference sheet is labeled "Derpy" so... 'Bout as canon as you're going to get.

>>33409391
May not be canon, but even the animators call her that.

>>33409401
So Daisy is Flower Wishes now?

>>33409401

GG draw ponies fantasizing about having sex with humans

So, since megaupload is gone now, where are the episodes uploaded? For me, I just needed the last 2, but I'm guessing a full list will be required for everyone else.

>>33409401
Lulamoon.

>>33409346
Of course!

>>33409407

>Dem stoner eyes

>>33409351
>>33409367
>>33409379
>>33409381
>>33409385
>>33409387
>>33409388
>>33409397
>>33409407
>>33409417
>>33409433
Alright, here it is. I know this is request is pretty fucking old, but a lot of anons wanted to see it made. Pip with Majora's Mask. I added a few things to it.

Was pretty fun. Working on Krek's filly BonBon x Lyra next.

>>33409391
Well there was that facebook post telling us to spot "fan favourite Derpy Hooves" in HWE
Also, there was that file that was named DH_definitely_canon or whatever.

So pretty canon

WHEEL OF JR. SPIN SPIN SPIN

GIVE US THE CUTE OR PORN WITHIN

>>33409406
Well shit, my mistake.

>>33409346

Post as much as you can and fast as you can, and don't stop for any reason!

>>33409377

Lol no it isn't. It is what the animators call her on the storyboard when they write her into the background appearances. I like the headcanon that says that her real name is Ditzy Doo and Derpy Hooves is a nickname.

>>33409401
you're fucking joking right, comparing toy canon to show canon
or are you autistic in some manner?

>>33409443

Hey. This isn't a depraved fetish!

I like it.

>>33409443

>Personal Headcanon for Derpy
She's a fucking pony who happens to have an eye problem.

Attaching personalities to background ponies is the reason I fucking this Fandom.

>>33409443
Fucking awesome nigga, cant wait for the next pic.

>>33409443
Doesnt Krek have enough green and yellow lesbians?

>>33409443
It's shit and you're 3 months late

>>33409414
>that feel when I have to respond cause you say please

I will soon
I was kicking ass last time

Has anyone made a pic where Pinkie transforms like a magical girl and turns into something that looks like the Celestia toy?

Derpy is a silly pony.

>>33409457

what about hub canon?

>>33409443
God damn that's adorable.

>>33409457
>I HAVE TO TRY SO HARD TO DEFEND MY WAIFU'S FANON NAME AGAINST ALL EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY
>BUT YOU'RE THE AUTISTIC ONE

>>33409484
No faggot.

>>33409438

>>33409497
WHY IS DIAMOND TIARA SO KAWAII IN THISS

>>33409497

>>33409432
>>33409423

>>33409484
NOPE. MORE LESBIANS FOR THE LESBIAN GOD

>>33409487
I told you I'd dog you in these threads bro.
I told you.

>>33409443
I love it, very nicely done.

>>33409497

GLITTER GLUE DRAW WORST PONE

>>33409484
Krek has a medical condition where he must have all the green/yellow lesbians or he will wither and die

>>33409522
gaaaaaay

>today's threads

>>33409479
She's retarded in the show, brah. Fucks around in the well, the dog house. Paper bag halloween costume. Fucks up the apple bobbing.

Do you even watch the show?

>>33409524
IT KEEPS HABBENING
>>33409542
>Rainbow dash getting raped by dogs again

>>33409497
>Oh no, I was proven wrong
>Better insult the person who did it

Yup, nothing to see here, just the usual.

>>33409542
>GLITTER GLUE DRAW WORST PONE
not again

>>33409562
RAINBOW DASH ISN'T WORST PONE

>>33409518
Its probably beause her smile looks like a big C:

>>33409443
Not what i expected at all

so where are you hiding all the weird unbirth stuff with the cake babies, if i know the fetishtical audience well enogh i know your hiding at least a singular picture on that somewhere

>>33409497
Glitter I can't help but think you should jump on the food pone bandwagon before it gets

stale

Seriously guys toy canon is higher than fanon

Stop defending your stupid shit

>>33409572
>Oh no, I was proven wrong
"TOY NAMES DON'T COUNT!!!!" is hardly solid proof.

>>33409493

if you were to choke rainbow dash what colour would she turn

it is a dreadful joke

>>33409497
>Heartstrings doesn't even have the same color or hairstyle as Lyra

Then again, I suppose details like color and hair of the ponies isn't important to you, given the way you draw.

>>33409597
RAINBOW DASH

>>33409593
But it's the ideal that we've followed for the last...ages.

>>33409580
oic

>>33409551
Need more images of dash being girly.

>>33409597
Rainbow.

>>33409589
Oh you did not just post Kotick in MLPG.

>>33409593
Not that guy but you know Trixie is Lulamoon and Daisy is Floral wishes right?

KLONDIKE DRAW THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER FISTING RARITY

>>33409625

Only one I got.

>>33409589

>hasbro toy canon meaning shit
>HASBRO

nope, green twilight =/= lyra

>>33409625
Well that would give me a reason to finally draw Rainbow Dash.

>>33409610
Aw shit.

>>33409589
No it's
show canon > fanon > headcanon > toy canon

>>33409585
I'm never drawing coke pony
do you hear me

>>33409625

>>33409630
Toy names are canon until overridden by the show

>>33409625

Someone should color that already.

>>33409443
I love it!

>>33409625

COLOR

>>33409610
Sick burn bro.
Real sick.

>>33408846
>Rainbow Dash
She puts them on a leash and ties it to an iron pipe and puts down bowls of food and water.
She spends the rest of the day napping.

>>33409497
>it was on a toy! It must be show canon!

GG you trollin or just being stupider than usual

>>33409463
>>33409473
>>33409481
>>33409496
>>33409528
Hey, thanks guys. I'll try to get this next request done pretty quick. There's a few really good ones still left to get to on the list.

>>33409581
I know this was talked about at one time. Wasn't it something like double unbirth of Mrs. Cake's twins with Pinkie helping stuff them up her ass+cunt?
I'll do something 'bout that later.

>>33409650

DUDE YOU SHOULD DRAW COKE PONY

>>33409641
>IT DOESN'T COUNT, IT JUST DOESN'T OKAY.
>>33409610
>same color scheme
>SAME CUTIE MARK
>fidelity within premade toy molds
>NO SHE'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT YOU FAGGOTTTTT

Autists really hate it when you mess with their unsupported fanon.

>>33409589
This isn't He-Man.

My favourite pone is Rape Victim

>>33409650
But she's so adorable
To be honest I never understood the appeal. I just go along with it because peer pressure

>>33409651

Dear god, Instead of cute, I fucking sexualized that in an instant. What have you done, MLPG?

>>33409625
>>33409651
You will never catch Rainbow Dash standing on your bathroom counter with Rarity's old makeup kit, crying because she's "never going to be as pretty as Rarity" as you help her get cleaned up.

>>33409671
Please dont.

>>33409593
Eh. If you listen to the toy dept reps from the interview at the MLP convention it's abundantly clear that they not only don't give a leaping buck about the show or its canon, they don't know a single thing about it beyond a rough approximation of what's printed on the backs of the mane 6 blindbag cards. They were absolutely shocked to learn that Winona existed, and that the dog that came with AJ's brushable was even remotely close to it.

Hasbro's Toy Dept. has about as much say in show canon as Ponychan does.

>>33409650
Doesnt have to be coke pone

you could do whatever you want

even something stupid and created solely to make people mad

like

a bongwater pone or something

>>33409703
I endorse the idea of a bong pone.

>>33409669
I'm sorry you're so upset that Lyra is not her canon name
Maybe one day you'll find a way to make peace with that

>>33409692
But Dash is already prettier than Rarity without trying.

>>33409689
You mean carbonated pressure

>>33409625
Such an awful lack of my favorite type of dash picture.

>>33409650
People like Coke Pone.

You like getting your dick sucked on the internet.

This is the easiest way.

>>33409625

>>33409625
the only pony who could make dash girly would be rarity tounge deep in her

>>33409675
>same color scheme

Are you color blind? Or just plain blind?

>same cutie mark

Well, OK. That's the one connection between Heartstrings and Lyra. Also dozens of other background ponies that share cutie marks with each other. Maybe you would have noticed if you weren't blind.

>>33409675
Shh, it's okay, Autisticanon, they don't want to hurt you, they just don't share your stupid point of view.

>>33409703
How the hell would that work.
Unless she was a giraffe or one of those short and small ones.

>>33409671

>I'll do something 'bout that later

>>33409720
Yeah but neither is Heartstrings.
I'll make peace with Lyra not being her canon name if they ever reveal it.

>>33409722
You try explaining that to her when she's sobbing in your arms, mascara bleeding down her face.

>HER NAME ISN'T HEARTSTRINGS, IT'S LYRA
Sorry, let's just see about that... nope! Looks like you were wrong.

>>33409761
I don't have to because she's a cartoon and doesn't really exist.

>>33409748
>>33409763
Oh no...

The thing is with fanon is that it just can't be destroyed. People will always try to work around it even if they have solid evidence proving them wrong.

I don't blame them. They've spent so long trapped in their own little world.

>>33409768
Don't care unless it's said in the show. Hasbro can go fuck themselves.

>>33409763
>>33409748
>>33409780

>>33409768
Yea that shitty wiki is canon right?
She will never have a canon name faggot.s

>>33409768
>go to a wiki editable by anyone for information
>call it facts
Are you retarded?

>>33409768
Okay, I see you're just trolling, move along. But this one's obvious, noone would cite a shitty brony community wiki.

>>33409738
But it's not the GG way

the GG way is picking some food that everybody fucking hates, giving him a really stupid/cliche/retarded personality

then making him sleep with fucking everyone

like

serial-rapist gefiltefish pony

>>33409733

This is the best picture of dash anyway

>>33409750
>NO, MY FANON CAN'T BE OVERRIDDEN BY CANON MATERIALS, IT JUST CAN'T! I'LL IGNORE ALL EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY!
>But YOU'RE the autistic one!
Ha ha this is gold. It's like someone screaming and crying while saying "you mad?".

>>33409671
Yeah, it was something like that. You'll probably be able to spice it up further due to the cake twins cannonical abilities though, although that is your call.

>>33409789
Fanon's destroyed every week. Nobody cares. We rebuild fanon, and move on. The strong survives and evolves.

>>33409799
Or Icepack.

>>33409625

>>33409757
Bong alicorn. They're bigger. And more magical.

>>33409761
This will all end in Pinkie hugs.

>>33409748
>>33409763
>>33409794

>>33409799
Are you mad about Snails or Ice Pack
I can't even tell right now

>>33409790

This is my philosophy about canon. except replace "hasbro" with "everyone"

>>33409811
why do these suck so much

>>33409763
WHY IS RARITY A CREEPY MIME

>>33409662
Only fanfiction I ever cared to read all the way through.

Where is Equestria on this map?

>>33409826
And an impromptu airshow.

>>33409757
You know what would be interesting? No head. body ends at the end of the neck. Tail is the weed.

>lyra
>heartstrings

man who even gives a fuck
names don't really mean much.

besides
>animators call her lyra
>they place her next to bonbon
good enough for me, show canon is my only canon.

>>33409848
BECAUSE YOU KEEP RESPONDING
SHUT UP ABOUT ROSS
QUIT REPOSTING HIM AND STOP GIVING HIM ANY ATTENTION
THIS ISN'T HARD

Wow, guys. Even ponychan doesn't rage about this anymore.

>>33409821
GG should draw an ice-pack pony that gets all up inside coke pony for money, because she can't resist his freezing cold horsecock.

>>33409859
Right next to AAAAAA

>>33409861
Oh Huuuuuuuuuuub, we have an episooooooooode for you!

>>33409847

Because Ross hates us. Or has completely gone insane.

>>33409761
"Are...are you mad at me?" Dash sobbed, craning her neck upwards to see you. "I didn't...I mean-"

"Shh..." you hush her as she quietly sobs in your arms, somehow even prettier without the make-up.

>>33409888
Either Ross is so self absorbed that he would name his file pictures after himself, or it's an anon trolling.

>>33409877
Don't underestimate the petty mindedness of MLPG.

>>33409881
4/10
I'm fairly upset by that.

>>33409888

I THINK WE'VE ALL GONE COMPLETELY INSANE

>all those character designs
John K. might be proud but please fuck off.

>>33409898
9/10, I mad.

What is this thread even about

>>33409839
Hah, no. Been laughing my ass off at your shit since EFG.

Just throwing my two cents in. And a few extra cents nobody asked for.

>>33409916
Good. He loves upsetting people.

Do it, GG.

>>33409898
>>33409917
Ugh this stuff is such garbage just stop.

>>33409908
It's an Anon who thinks it would be funny to milk us for reactions by posting something he knows we hate.
And we're giving him exactly what he wants.

>>33409877
Ponychan doesn't watch the show, and has no problem accepting headcanon as canon.

>>33409898
>typical_african_american_female.jpg

>>33409675

What fanfiction is it?

>>33409928
God damn it Klondike.

>>33409898
All it needs is some bright red lips

>>33409928
We're all mad about...stuff

If anyone mentions they like something be sure to pick it apart and tell them how dumb they are for liking it

>>33409934

i like this one

it's like the marshmallow is escaping

or finding a new host or something

Hey Ross, are you physically capable of drawing cute?

>>33409971
what... is going on with the joints on her arm

why is scootaloo a puppet now

>>33409928

GG and ross bullshit, and the reopening of the lyrastrings issue.

>Okay time to stop being a useless cunt and do some more Littlepip the OC rapefic
>Uh
>Okay for real now
>Crack knuckles
>Nothing
>Have a smoke
>Blank
>Furiously masturbate
>Nope
>Play some vidya
>I'VE GOT IT NOWno, no, that's stupid

WHAT IS GOING ON

I'M NOT ENJOYING THIS THREAD AT ALL

>>33409928
The only way we could make it more meta is with TF2 talk.

So Klondike have you opened your eyes and stopped sucking so hard on those 100% crit servers?

>>33409985
It's not Ross, it's just some Anon trying to troll.
Quit responding and quit giving anything Ross any attention.

>>33409917
ganondorf?

>>33409996
shut up dibby

>>33409982
Even gummi?
I like gummi.

>>33409990
Sorry. I just noticed I had a spare can in the back of the fridge, and it was going to expire Saturday.

>>33409995

I saved this

this is a real thing now

Why would anyone care about a background character anyway?

>>33409997
I have actually
I went back to playing normal

>>33410028
Heartstrings always remind me of gory tendons surrounding the heart.
Not kawaii at all.

I got a bundle of heroin, a pack of cigarettes, a can of steel reserve, and no obligations


I think I'm ready for pone

>>33410028
why would any pone want to be human

people suck and so does this fucking planet

>>33410026

>>33410018
Gummy is the worst pet ever. Only retards like him, he never even does anything or has an expression

>>33409796
>Yea
Verily.

>>33410058
>never has an expression
He smiled once...

DID SOMEONE SAY LITTLEPIP GETTING RAPED

>>33410058
Get out.

>>33410026
because the show is so boring we want to supplement it with our rabblery.

>bitching about canonicity
>Ross humanizations
Well, I'm out. See you tomorrow.

>>33410018
>using your headcanon name: Gummi
>not his canon name: Chomp

Fuck off to Ponychan

>>33410041
Why? Why give in to what everyone else wanted you to do?
If you were having more fun there then by all means, keep playing on those servers!
pls respond

>>33410054
I could go for some sweet georgia brown myself.

Too bad I'm broke.

>>33410023
I AM ROYALLY FRUSTRATED ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO >rape LITTLEPIP TODAY

>>33410055
why would any human want to be pony

ponies suck and so does this fucking planet

Would anyone watch a stream of me coloring stuff?
Just for the record, I'm pretty bad at it.

>>33410116
>Implying you are going to finish that fic

>>33410096
People who like Gummy are the same sort of people who liked GIR in Invader Zim.

>>33410116
Can I suggest another rape story? Its female on male though.

welp
the threads are as awful as they were two days ago
you people manage to keep a magnificent low standard

>>33410135
Dinofag likes Gummi. He even roleplays as Gummi.

Gummi is the Trixie of pets.

>>33409995
Good.
Never get any of it done.
Give up and try doing something less worthless.
Like cut your own dick off.

>>33410120
>have a job you actually enjoy
>also 66% chance you can fly or use magic
>occasional wacky adventures with your friends

>implying said scenario isn't infinitely better than your current life

>>33410143
Your shitty art and talk about mare vaginas really elevate this threads.

derpy is a very ugly pony

>>33410143
There's a reason for that.

>>33410158
no

>>33410166
No she's not!

>>33409968

Anybody?

>>33410055
>crawling in my skin!!!

>>33410124
Oh God don't say that

>>33410141
No, no more requests or >feels before this is done.

>>33410151
Well okay if you say so.

>>33410094
That's not even what you said it was and it's terrible.

EVERYONE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>33410154
>implying you'll automatically get a job you enjoy
>implying you'll automatically have friends

>>33410190
I shudder at the fact that people have probably fapped to this pic.

>>33410190
>sex with derpy
>not loving cuddles

>>33410208
So who the fuck are you and what do you contribute namefag?

>>33410211

.......

>>33410231
Derpy is a very pregnant pony

>>33410166
Bullllllshit.

>>33410226
>implying you haven't

>>33410220
But you do get a job you enjoy, hence cutie marks.

>>33410211

>>33410226
I have.

Would you a humanized Ross Pinkie Pie?

>>33410231
>implying there won't be loving cuddles too

>>33410143
You are a shitposter like Sentenal, shut up

>>33410166
no

>>33410240
Oh sorry, I'm new I guess I should introduce myself. I'm Winston. I used to post on ponychan, but it got too stupid and random, so I came here where the cool bronies talk. I know you guys like to be dicks to each other for fun, but I'm kinda sensitive, so you could you maybe go easy on me till I get used to it? ;)

>>33410240
I gift people mare vaginas. Give me your address and I'll send one to you.

>gummy

that reminds me where was gummy in baby cakes anyway

did pound cake kick his ass wrestle syle

>>33410256
Cutie marks mean you've found your talent, the thing you can do best.
That, unfortunately, does not equal having a job.

>>33410270
I wouldn't a humanized Ross ANYTHING.

>>33410199
what fic are you asking about?

>>33410270
I just can't get over Ross' Rarity.
What kind of a person has a mime pop up in their mind when they think "fashion" or "fabulous".
A very sick person if you ask me.

>>33410220
>Getting the job
Granted is tricky, one you enjoy? Fucking bollock ache.
>Making friends
Easy as piss.

>>33410294
One seems to follow the other.

>>33410283
Wasn't funny the first time around, why would it be funny now?

>>33410286

OH GOD I WISH I COULD BELIEVE YOU

>>33410286
seems legit

>>33410306
I would a humanized Ross Twilight, Applejack, Rairty, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Luna, and Gilda.

But I wouldn't a Ross Pinkie Pie.

>>33410311
his response is "Too deep for u!"

>>33410294
>"What are your qualifications?"
>Point to ass
>"Welcome aboard!"

FUCK YOU, HERE'S A PONY

>>33410283
>samefagging himself with this >>33410240
>Has done it once before already
>Still gets replies.

Oh you guys.

>>33410344
cheerilee is best poney

>>33410311
Fashion > French > Mime

Not that big a leap.

>>33410286
I only gift people mare vaginas in the color of their most hated pony.

>>33410344
THATS A BAD PONY!

>>33410336
You would a mime? Fuck, man.

>>33410287
He was killed when Spike went on a greed fueled rampage.

>>33410344
yay!