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    158 KB MLP General Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:01 No.33357816  
    god dammit what the fuck don't do that shit
    >> Karel !EIlelCfNmI 01/17/12(Tue)20:01 No.33357847
    ...eh. just as I posted the thread 404. Again, repost.

    Hey guys.

    I am the guy that did a statistics on all MLPG few days ago (I forgot my trip though, so I am going with this one). I re-downloaded all the previous 4k threads, I am posting the word frequency first (as my PC finish counting it), I will try to do other stats later.

    I will probably post it on my website to keep all the statistics in one place. As I said, first thing will be the simple word count. We will see what I'll do next.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:02 No.33357937
    lol wtf happened? Nevermind
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:02 No.33357947
    >rape
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:02 No.33357951
    what the fuck just happened
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:03 No.33357968
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    >>33357718
    >How can you have no friends in college?
    Not DD here, but because I treated college like Twilight did.
    >Want to go to Moondancer's party?
    >No thanks, I've got a book I need to read for class
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:03 No.33357974
    >>33357847
    I'm anxious to see the results.

    Thanks, OP, for making another thread. Assuming this isn't another anon TRAP.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:04 No.33357998
    does anyone here know what autistic even means?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:04 No.33358005
    >annontrap threads again
    >anons stealing the marker

    A SIGN
    >> regex 01/17/12(Tue)20:04 No.33358023
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    >>33357998
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:04 No.33358029
    >>33357998
    neuropsychology student here, Of course I don't
    huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:04 No.33358032
    >>33358005
    shut up
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:04 No.33358034
    Is this thread slow or is it just me?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:04 No.33358035
    >>33357847
    >I am the guy that did a statistics on all MLPG few days ago
    Holy shit, I was just wondering where you went a few days ago, and suddenly here you are. Huh.
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 01/17/12(Tue)20:04 No.33358036
    >>33357968
    Simple inability to talk to people in my case.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:05 No.33358039
    >>33357847
    Cool, can't wait to see the results
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:05 No.33358044
    >>33357968
    I do the samething but I do have friends in class and shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:05 No.33358047
    >>33357998

    Who cares, it's part of the chan slang now.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:05 No.33358052
    >>33358034
    SHUT UP
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:05 No.33358053
    >>33357998
    it already lost its meaning to me
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:05 No.33358076
    Boy fellas, the sure got us good.

    We better stop talking about these ponies altogether! That'd be a keen idea to show em we know when we're beat!
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU BALLROOM-OFFERING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 01/17/12(Tue)20:05 No.33358081
    >>33357998
    It means something I don't like or someone I disagree with.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:05 No.33358083
    >>33358036
    are you sure it's not the fact you are a giant rapist who can't keep his penis to himself?
    >> Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 01/17/12(Tue)20:06 No.33358091
    roogna confirmed for more useless than dinofag
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 01/17/12(Tue)20:06 No.33358096
    >>33358083
    Seeing as I'm not that, fairly certain yes.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:06 No.33358100
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    >>33357968
    >want to go to -party-/-club- ?
    >no thanks i dont like parties/clubs

    every fucking time.
    >> Dino-Fag; with the sweet ass 01/17/12(Tue)20:06 No.33358109
    >>33357847
    might i ask what you're using to scrape the archives? and how long it takes to look for a specific word in the entire archive?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:06 No.33358111
    >>33358036

    You open your mouth and make funny sounds.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:06 No.33358115
    >>33358052
    Well sorry dipshit I was just asking
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:06 No.33358116
    >>33358096
    so it's the fact you are a liar then
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:06 No.33358117
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    >>33357968
    >mfw I was a horrible student but also had no friends and a raging alcohol problem

    it was the worst of both worlds
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU BALLROOM-OFFERING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 01/17/12(Tue)20:08 No.33358171
    >>33358100
    Fucking this.

    I'm older than all of you pricks and I still can't comprehend the appeal of night clubs. I'd rather go to a nice restaurant if I'm going to be spending $14 on a fucking shot of Jack.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:08 No.33358183
    >>33357998
    the -chan definition is as such
    *someone overly concerned with meaningless details
    *someone who becomes angry over small or irrelevant subjects or topics (see; how trekkies react to small changes in canon)
    *someone with very poor or non existent social skills
    >> regex 01/17/12(Tue)20:09 No.33358213
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    >>33358117
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:09 No.33358216
    >>33358183
    Just chan slang, like the cancer thing.
    >> Dino-Fag; with the sweet ass 01/17/12(Tue)20:09 No.33358218
    >>33358091
    hoppip, are there any plans to put skeletons into the pony models for the game and release them for others to animate? i might have uses for it

    also shiva 3d is like the best fucking engine ever holy shit dikhgeknryhenrlu
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:09 No.33358232
    >university parties
    they're just people standing around drinking and talking about stupid shit with terrible music

    why would you want to go to one of those
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:09 No.33358233
    >>33358117

    What's this supposed to be?
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    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:10 No.33358252
    >>33358171
    You rub against strange women in a dark room and they want you to do it.
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU BALLROOM-OFFERING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 01/17/12(Tue)20:10 No.33358253
    >>33358232
    Because probability of seeing a vagina.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:10 No.33358259
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    >MLPG
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:10 No.33358260
    >>33358233
    TV episode start copycat
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:10 No.33358261
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    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:11 No.33358273
    >>33358213
    >you're
    somehow this makes me rage more than "your" used wrong...
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:11 No.33358288
    >>33357816

    Wait there's some strange imprint on that picture.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:11 No.33358293
    >>33358253
    but I can go to the art society's life drawing once a week and see vagina there
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU BALLROOM-OFFERING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 01/17/12(Tue)20:12 No.33358323
    >>33358293
    But you probably can't touch it.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:12 No.33358324
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn81P8ihsOw
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:13 No.33358339
    You people should get out sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:13 No.33358362
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    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:14 No.33358367
    >>33358339
    I do. So do most people here. There's just a shitload of people.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:14 No.33358369
    >>33358339
    I go out every almost every friday
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:14 No.33358370
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    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:14 No.33358373
    >>33358324

    Best song ever.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:14 No.33358379
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    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:14 No.33358384
    >>33358339
    >canada
    >-15 C outside
    yea i'll get right on that.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:14 No.33358385
    >>33358339
    Yeah, I plan on shoveling the snow off my sidewalk a bit later in the evening.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:14 No.33358403
    >>33358339
    >socialise
    >2012
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:14 No.33358404
    >>33358362
    >mexican president
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:15 No.33358409
    >>33358384
    >>33358385
    All i have is shitty frost. Which is comparatively boring to walk through at 3am
    >> Jessy 01/17/12(Tue)20:15 No.33358410
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    >>33358384
    Tell me about it.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:15 No.33358413
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    >>33358379
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)20:15 No.33358428
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    >>33358362

    >>Terrorist Attack while Scootaloo is in office

    Yeah, that seems about right.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:16 No.33358446
    >>33358339
    I do actually.
    >> DRAWFAG 01/17/12(Tue)20:16 No.33358448
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    >>33358362
    >>33358362
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:16 No.33358449
    >>33358362
    Why is she heiling instead of saluting
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:16 No.33358450
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    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:16 No.33358453
    >>33358339
    i live in australia.

    every time i go outside i'm prone to burst into flames while dropbears crush my limp mortal shell into dust and poison scorpions shoot acid at me
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:17 No.33358463
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    >>33358410
    >>33358384
    >17°C
    U Jelly Canucks?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:17 No.33358481
    >>33358384
    >-15
    warmest I get in calgary this week is -25
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:17 No.33358485
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    >>33358403

    To be honest it makes me a bit sad that some of you may be complete shut-ins. Especially after reading that r9k thread about the dude who hasn't left his bedroom for 10 years.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:17 No.33358488
    >>33358453
    >livingin australia
    is that even possible?
    wouldnt you just die the second you set foot?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:17 No.33358492
    >>33358453
    >Drop bears

    Do people still fall for that shit
    >> DRAWFAG 01/17/12(Tue)20:17 No.33358496
    >>33358453
    I know that fucking feel.
    we had a koala in the fucking town pool a month ago.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:18 No.33358502
    >>33358453
    You forgot the roving deathsquads of spiders and violent kangaroo street gangs.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:18 No.33358503
    >>33358453
    while being chased down the street by gas-huffing aboriginals
    >> Jessy 01/17/12(Tue)20:18 No.33358504
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    >>33358463
    >look outside
    >winter wonderland
    Not entirely, but maybe a teensy bit.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:18 No.33358506
    >>33358339
    I wish there were places to go in Texas
    that isn't three fucking hours away of course
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU BALLROOM-OFFERING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 01/17/12(Tue)20:18 No.33358510
    >>33358485
    Aren't there Japanese kids who never leave their rooms, not even to go to the bathroom?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:18 No.33358519
    >>33358261
    what the fuck are these comments from
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:18 No.33358522
    >>33358339
    And do what? Sit somewhere in public and wish I could work up the nerve to talk to somebody? Stand on a bridge and contemplate a running leap, but back down because I have family? Try to put up a friendly face for every girl I see, despite my mind going into overdrive with what she'd look like tied to a bed, or in stocks, or just held down?

    Outside holds no joy. At least here there's a distraction.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:18 No.33358524
    >>33358384
    >>33358481
    >Alaska
    >-38
    You fags are smalltime.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:18 No.33358530
    >>33358485
    We aren't total shut-ins, most of us have friends IRL and, well, lives, but we also love to come here and talk to our e-friends about ponies
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:18 No.33358533
    >>33358453

    You don't live in Australia, you punch bears and venomous spiders.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:18 No.33358535
    >>33358339
    It's around -40 below here, so no
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:18 No.33358536
    >>33358481
    Fucking Calgary, man. My friend moved there recently and wont stop bitching about everything.
    Interior BC is nice, why would you leave?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:19 No.33358552
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    >>33358506
    If you live in one of the cities, it's quite cool. I love the arts district in Dallas, and all of Austin.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:19 No.33358554
    >>33358261
    why is that bear zsasz?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:19 No.33358555
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    >>33358463
    >southern cone
    >40ºC
    fuck i hate this place its so hot all year fuck fuck fuck.
    >> /co/mmander jesus, orange is worst pone 01/17/12(Tue)20:19 No.33358559
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    >>33358504
    >look outside
    >slushy, wet and muddy
    I HATE WINTER.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:19 No.33358560
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    >>33358504
    What's the point of having snow when christmas is over?
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 01/17/12(Tue)20:20 No.33358572
    >>33358522
    >stocks
    >not a pillory

    Fix your imagination, bro. And just go with the flow; so what if your mind goes places, you don't control that. What you do control is your actions, and simply not doing something is the easiest action in the world.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:20 No.33358577
    >>33358384
    Man, it's shitty when it's -10 or lower outside, you have a window in your bedroom and no heater.

    Aw yeah, it's time to wear 2 pairs of socks!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:20 No.33358581
    >>33358339
    I go out only to see the dentist. It's cheaper than eating painkillers for the rest of my Skyrim.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:20 No.33358590
    >>33358504
    >winter wonderland
    >that feel when you have barely seen snow where you live... and more than snow its actually just dumb ice
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:20 No.33358597
    >>33358559
    >look outside
    >soaking fuckin' wet
    >raining like hell
    >below freezing, plus windchill
    >STILL NEVER SNOWS

    Fuck Tennessee.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:20 No.33358598
    >live in Hawaii my whole life
    >never seen snow IRL
    >never been in an outside temperature lower than 18°C
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:20 No.33358599
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    >>33357947
    >>33357947
    >>33357947
    >> Jessy 01/17/12(Tue)20:21 No.33358601
    >>33358560
    Snow is awesome, but I do miss summer.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:21 No.33358605
    >>33358522
    Holy crap! Just calm down and be social.

    It's not like people bite if you faux paus.

    Being social is just a skill, like any other. You need to level up your Talk To People by grinding a bit.
    >> Dino-Fag; with the sweet ass 01/17/12(Tue)20:21 No.33358610
    >>33358492
    >drop bears
    >fall for
    >drop
    >fall
    >drop
    >fall

    wait....wait....
    i don't get it
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:21 No.33358614
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    >>33358555
    >Argentina
    >Buenos Aires en llamas
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)20:21 No.33358616
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    >>33358510

    I believe they're called hikikomori.
    They are not at all this cute.
    >> Tess 01/17/12(Tue)20:21 No.33358619
    >>33358504
    >that feel when you've only gotten snow once
    >and it will never come again
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:21 No.33358622
    >>33358555
    >40ºC

    I would kill myself before my blood started to boil.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:21 No.33358624
    >>33358519
    its from this
    http://tiaralost.tumblr.com/
    >> Dino-Fag; with the sweet ass 01/17/12(Tue)20:22 No.33358644
    >>33358504
    >look outside
    >60 degrees F and raining all fucking day
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:22 No.33358650
    >mfw i just found out that the griffy we have on MLPG and wesdaman are two different people
    >griffy here uses the character as a joke
    >the real griffy is an uber faggot
    I salute you dafty.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:22 No.33358659
    >>33358616

    Right, like in Welcome to NHK. That anime made me get out more.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:22 No.33358662
    >>33358610
    Koalas dropping from trees.
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 01/17/12(Tue)20:22 No.33358665
    >>33358599
    ...But I use the word rape when I DO like something.

    >>33358605
    What would you have said if that were me you're replying to?
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU BALLROOM-OFFERING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 01/17/12(Tue)20:22 No.33358667
    >>33358616
    Yup, that's the word I was looking for.

    lol japan
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:23 No.33358674
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    >>33358622
    Mexicali fag here, 40°C is the average here, in spring, in summer we can reach 48°C if god hates us that year
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:23 No.33358680
    >>33358598
    okay picture breathing in and your snot freezing inside your nose and the moisture from your breath freezing your beard...because that happens at around -25 Celsius and it only gets worse. It is really pretty though
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:23 No.33358682
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    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:23 No.33358686
    Poor people who don't know snow.
    I don't even ski or anything, but I still wouldn't want to live somewhere that never gets any.
    Not only is it pretty, it keeps all the people who can't drive off the roads, no one is at any of the parks or beaches so my dogs can go off leash, and no matter how old you are, snowball fights will always be fun.

    Its nice haveing grown up in northern canada. Snow and Cold don't really bother me.
    >> Klondike 01/17/12(Tue)20:23 No.33358697
    Yo are there still F2P kids in the game. I want to fee l Like I' m actually good again
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:23 No.33358701
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    >>33358485
    I just moved away from all the friends I made, my online chatting buddies are busy with school, and I'm stuck here, unable to write because my sleeping patterns are in turmoil.

    I don't know if this topic is making me sad, or I am experiencing catharsis over really being depressed.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:23 No.33358702
    >>33358674

    My God, how do you survive that.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:24 No.33358705
    >>33358599
    >rape
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:24 No.33358711
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    how big is pound cake's big dick?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:24 No.33358713
    >>33358702
    >rape
    >> regex 01/17/12(Tue)20:24 No.33358715
    >>33358233
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1AVVKUuj3k
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:24 No.33358720
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    Come back from war, just want to drink alone all the time... and post in Pone General
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:24 No.33358727
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    >>33358614
    >>33358614
    i hate this fucking place, the only good thing left is public university.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:24 No.33358731
    >>33358674
    That's crazy, damn.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:25 No.33358732
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    I WON
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:25 No.33358736
    >>33358552
    I could make it to Houston if I tried, but I just moved here and don't know jack
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:25 No.33358737
    >>33358686
    >>keeps people who can't drive off the roads
    visit Montreal
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:25 No.33358743
    >>33358697
    >F2P kids

    What?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:25 No.33358745
    >>33358711

    >Already Pumpkin Cake rule 34
    >No Pound Cake rule 34

    It's just... not fair.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:25 No.33358748
    >>33358711
    tiny
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU BALLROOM-OFFERING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 01/17/12(Tue)20:25 No.33358756
    >>33358736
    >going to Houston
    >on purpose
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:25 No.33358764
    >>33358686
    >it keeps all the people who can't drive off the roads
    If only this was true...
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:26 No.33358774
    >>33358743
    fist2penis
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:26 No.33358779
    >>33358665
    Same thing. Level up your social skills.

    Also, don't rape them. That's frowned upon
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:26 No.33358781
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    Sometimes I wish I knew you fags personally, even the more disgusting tripfags.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:26 No.33358782
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    >>33358720
    You sound like you're extra thirsty
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:26 No.33358786
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    >>33358720
    0k
    >> Sparkler 01/17/12(Tue)20:26 No.33358791
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    Oh good heavens just look at the time
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:27 No.33358811
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    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 01/17/12(Tue)20:27 No.33358812
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    >>33358686

    Being from Florida have only seen it from a great distance when traveling. I still believe it to possess dangerous, mystical powers
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:27 No.33358820
    >>33358737
    To be fair, I do live in a medium-small town with a reputation as a being good for retired folks. They stay the fuck inside the moment there is any snow on the ground.

    And the albertans that plauge the place during the summer are all gone, which is nice.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:27 No.33358825
    >>33358782
    Man these are ugly.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:27 No.33358826
    >New England weather


    there is nothing you can do to hurt me
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:27 No.33358831
    >>33358791
    Stop it
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:27 No.33358837
    derpy is a very ugly pony
    >> Dino-Fag; with the sweet ass 01/17/12(Tue)20:28 No.33358856
    >>33358715
    >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1AVVKUuj3k
    that wasn't very funny
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:28 No.33358864
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    >>33358619
    I've lived me entire life with the tempterature hardly even dipping bellow freezing. In a few months, I'm moving to the "Ice City."

    I'm so fucking scared.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:28 No.33358865
    >>33358485
    well life doesnt always go the way you want it to go

    2 years ago i finished school but i couldnt afford to go to a university so i had to get some kind of job to pay the rent. my former friends now study really exciting stuff and have prolly forgotten me a long time ago.

    Since the ppl who i work with are complete morons and i am not the kind of guy who likes to go to clubs i am banned in my small apartment and to kill time with internet and vidya.

    meh could be worse
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:28 No.33358868
    >>33358702
    >>33358731
    It's... not that hard. It's actually quite lovely imo.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:28 No.33358869
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    >>33358825
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:28 No.33358872
    >>33358856
    Did you expect it to be?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:28 No.33358873
    >>33358826
    Where in New England? Shit's been pretty mild this winter, all n' all.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:28 No.33358875
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    >>33358702
    ACs everywhere, in schools, in the office, in the cars, malls, everywhere, actually our government subsidize electricity here, we only pay half of our bills while the government pays the other half.
    >>33358731
    Imagine being 12 and then your mom says "mijo, go to the store that is like 30 minutes away and get us some tortillas"
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:28 No.33358880
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    >>33358711
    Bigger than yours.
    >> Karel !EIlelCfNmI 01/17/12(Tue)20:29 No.33358901
    >>33358035
    I am having a finals month now, so I don't have THAT much time, frankly.

    >>33358109
    I just go throught the links on MLP general archive and download all of them through wget. It takes about 40 minutes to download them all, I think (altough the computer I am doing it on is slow)

    Anyway, most popular words with removing of stopwords (that means auxiliary verbs and such)

    1 pony
    2 ponies
    3 thread
    4 fuck
    5 http
    6 shit
    7 com
    8 twilight
    9 fucking
    10 show
    11 pinkie
    12 episode
    13 dash
    14 rarity
    15 watch
    16 www
    17 fluttershy
    18 post
    19 pretty
    20 best
    21 v
    22 youtube
    23 guys
    24 co
    25 rainbow
    26 mlp
    27 bad
    28 most
    29 celestia
    30 feel
    31 probably
    32 threads
    33 applejack
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:29 No.33358905
    who's a silly pone?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:29 No.33358914
    >>33358599
    >use comics as your medium for ranting
    When will people learn.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:30 No.33358920
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    >>33358674
    I'd honestly kill myself if i was born a mexican. Seriously it's one of the worst subhuman races out there.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:30 No.33358927
    >33 applejack

    HAHAHAHAHA
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:30 No.33358932
    >>33358864
    images like that make me amused
    i'm sure celestia and luna would be delighted to hear that people interpreted their horrible sworn enemy dictator figure as a misunderstood childhood friend or something

    it's like saying winston churchill and adolf hitler grew up in the same orphanage and were best buds
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:30 No.33358935
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    >>33358674
    i bet ponies dont suffer global warming.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:30 No.33358936
    >>33358873
    CT

    This winter has been very mild. We got snow yesterday for the first time since that October ice storm that knocked the power out, but it all melted.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:30 No.33358937
    >>33358901
    Twilight confirmed for most loved pony.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)20:30 No.33358941
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    >>33358905

    This fucking pone right here.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:30 No.33358943
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    >>33358736
    I know much less about Houston. It's largely a commecial city, but as the biggest city in Texas, I bet it has some cool districts. Most big cities at least have pockets of cool stuff.

    Also, watch out for high crime rate.
    >> Karel !EIlelCfNmI 01/17/12(Tue)20:30 No.33358945
    >>33358901
    34 big
    35 same
    36 draw
    37 pie
    38 luna
    39 already
    40 stuff
    41 kind
    42 derpy
    43 spike
    44 read
    45 use
    46 magic
    47 hate
    48 enough
    49 picture
    50 makes
    51 image
    52 least
    53 story
    54 getting
    55 since
    56 guy
    57 try
    58 season
    59 looks
    60 character
    61 else
    62 porn
    63 done
    64 next
    65 idea
    66 guess
    67 art
    68 cute
    69 lot
    70 fun
    71 general
    72 face
    73 seen
    74 might
    75 friends
    76 awesome
    77 trying
    78 implying
    79 part
    80 pic
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:31 No.33358950
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    I have consumed approximately three shots of whiskey

    I demand >feels
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 01/17/12(Tue)20:31 No.33358953
    >>33358901
    Man, no rape?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:31 No.33358959
    ARE YOU READY for the Valentine's day themed episode coming out on (wait for it) VALENTINE'S DAY?

    I posit that you are not.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:31 No.33358963
    >>33358901
    >21 v
    we talk about v more than ourselves
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:31 No.33358965
    >>33358935

    If they enter Industrial Revolution they may.
    >> regex 01/17/12(Tue)20:31 No.33358971
    >>33358953
    >>33358953
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:31 No.33358978
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    =
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:31 No.33358982
    you guys are all faggots.

    saskatchewan -37 no wind. The summers can get upwards of 25. No water to absorb the heat, so the temp goes to extremes.

    I can throw water into the air right now and watch it turn to snow. But won't because the novelty turned into depression.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:32 No.33358995
    >>33358945

    Not enough cute.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:32 No.33358999
    >>33358936
    Yeah, massfag here. We got a couple of inches...yesterday? Last night? Same deal with the freak october blizzard.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:32 No.33359001
    >>33358959

    Man I don't even know what it's about besides that it's Valentine's day themed and I am all kinds of worried. Either there'll be shipping, which'll cause one half of the fanbase to tear itself apart, or there won't be any, which'll cause the other half to tear itself apart.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)20:32 No.33359007
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    >>33358901
    >>33358945

    I call bullshit. Rape should be at least in the top 50.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:32 No.33359008
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    >>33358781
    Maybe we should arrange like a . . .

    meet or something. Where people of similar interests where all arrive at a certain spot and hang out for a time.

    Who am I kidding? That's crazy and would never work.
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 01/17/12(Tue)20:32 No.33359021
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    >>33358965

    >implying they aren't already industrialized
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:33 No.33359029
    >>33358959

    My body is SO READY

    Twilight getting a love interest, put that money down.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:33 No.33359033
    >>33358920
    >subhuman
    >they do the jobs whiny, weak white people won't do to save the American economy
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU BALLROOM-OFFERING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 01/17/12(Tue)20:33 No.33359036
    >>33358959
    >it's not actually coming out on Valentine's Day
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:33 No.33359047
    >>33358999
    There's still a lot of downed trees all over the place, I was driving out in the rural areas yesterday, and there are still people chopping fallen trees up.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:33 No.33359052
    >>33359001

    It's officially Mac x Cherilee episode, bro.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:33 No.33359054
    >>33359008
    >It's simple...we kill the batmare
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:33 No.33359055
    >>33359001

    My best bet is it's going to be about the royal wedding season finale plot. Setting some groundwork, like Ticket Masters.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:34 No.33359059
    >>33359008
    You know that's a terrible idea.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:34 No.33359060
    >>33358950
    3? Yea that's a good start at least.
    >> Karel !EIlelCfNmI 01/17/12(Tue)20:34 No.33359061
    >>33358945
    (some of the stopwords didn't get filtered, but that happens... delete them in your head)
    81 own
    82 yet
    83 bit
    84 trixie
    85 making
    86 end
    87 thanks
    88 few
    89 another
    90 hard
    91 real
    92 nice
    93 episodes
    94 having
    95 wrong
    96 talking
    97 gets
    98 many
    99 wouldn't
    100 until
    101 b
    102 remember
    103 favorite
    104 start
    105 mfw
    106 point
    107 both
    108 anon
    109 through
    110 anyway
    111 damn
    112 cool
    113 equestria
    114 far
    115 without
    116 once
    117 mind
    118 hope
    119 wasn't
    120 hell
    121 ponychan

    the complete stats here
    http://89.185.249.125/MLPG/
    (nothing much there, so far, but you can download the whole file with frequencies if you want to... experiment, I guess)
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:34 No.33359069
    >>33359033
    >and simultaneously rot that same country from the inside with an endless supply of heroin and crystal meth
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:34 No.33359071
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    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:34 No.33359074
    >>33358959

    >valentines episode

    but males of ponyville are mutes or drones.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:34 No.33359077
    >>33359021

    Ha, I forgot that.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:34 No.33359078
    >>33358875
    >Imagine being 12 and then your mom says "mijo, go to the store that is like 30 minutes away and get us some tortillas"
    Try doing that in smog infested, urban concrete jungle LA.
    >> Dino-Fag; with the sweet ass 01/17/12(Tue)20:34 No.33359079
    >>33359007
    >rape is a relatively recent thing, he's scraping the ENTIRE archive
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:34 No.33359080
    >>33358812
    Huh. I was in florida for a time. I saw an Anonymous person hanging out in front of city hall. I chatted with him for about a minute about what it was about (occupy wall street), then wished him luck.

    I always wondered what he would have thought if he knew it was a ponyfag that chatted with him.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:34 No.33359088
    >>33359033

    The Helots said the same thing
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:34 No.33359091
    >>33359047
    Hah! That's funny. Most of the fallen shit got cleaned up the first week or two up here.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:35 No.33359098
    >>33359061
    Thanks a lot kind sir!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:35 No.33359099
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    >>33358920
    I'm technically spaniard-mexican, but ok. I'll enjoy my free healthcare, free education, nice people around, amazing food, incredibly beautiful beaches and beautiful girls that don't care if you are ugly as sin as long as you have money or act like a gentleman.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:35 No.33359101
    >>33359052

    Man I wish. Mac x anyone would be shitstorm-a-riffic.

    Scratch that. Anyone x Anyone would be, unless they're introduced as being in a relationship like the Cakes.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:35 No.33359103
    >>33359071
    sup 0r0
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:35 No.33359109
    >>33359008

    It's not that bad if we keep it subtle.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:35 No.33359110
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    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:35 No.33359111
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    >>33358959

    >my starcraft when the valumtimes horse episode has nothing to do with valentimes
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:35 No.33359113
    its not badly written you and everyone else just says that because you guys hate it, quite frankly it's a really well written fanfic, and swearing alot doesn't make your point any more valid, when your a professional writer please tell me, then i will accept you criticism, also HES DOESN'T WORK FOR HASBRO, hes joking because if he did Steven Spielberg directed it, Cupcakes was made to make fun if people who shipped Dashie and Pinkie your clearly just another Dashie fanboy :P

    boboe66 2 hours ago 4
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:35 No.33359116
    >>33358875
    Is your weed any good?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:35 No.33359122
    >137 rape

    IT NEEDS TO BE HIGHER!!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:35 No.33359125
    >>33359101

    No man, I mean it, check MLP wiki.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:35 No.33359128
    >>33359055
    It's an ep about the CMC trying to play matchmaker with Big Mac and Cheerilee.

    Yes I'm serious.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:36 No.33359133
    >>33359099
    >thinks i'm from the usa
    hahahahahahaha!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:36 No.33359135
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    >>33358978
    Thanks for reminding me this exists by the way
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:36 No.33359138
    >>33359091
    I didn't realize how bad the damage was until I started to get out into the country. It's all cleaned up around the suburbs.
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 01/17/12(Tue)20:36 No.33359140
    >>33359079
    Oh, good point.

    >>33359101
    ...Are you playing stupid to get a rise out of me, or did another timezone get off work hours?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:36 No.33359154
    sorry if slowpoke but YAY MENTOS IS ALIVE
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:36 No.33359156
    >>33359061
    This kind of proves that we really do talk about the show. At least, more that everything else. All of the main casts names were in the top 30, and shit like ponychan and b aren't untill the hundreds.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:37 No.33359163
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    >you will never know that feel when Trixie rapes you with her gigantic pony cock.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:37 No.33359170
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    >>33359154
    BUT AT WHAT COST
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:37 No.33359176
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    >>33359080

    We have plenty of even weirder people down here so I suspect he would be thankful it was a ponyfag rather than one of the alternatives
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:37 No.33359178
    >>33359116
    Anything made outside midwestern USA and Amsterdam sucks. What do you think the hillbillies turned to when booze became legal again?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:37 No.33359181
    You guys should have Wesdaaman do some art for Ponyville Replies.
    >> /co/mmander jesus, orange is worst pone 01/17/12(Tue)20:37 No.33359183
    >>33359061
    >#708 commander jesus
    >> Fluffy 01/17/12(Tue)20:37 No.33359190
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    >>33359163
    Okay.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:37 No.33359193
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    >>33358950
    Thats three more than me....


    Ok now back to pones you feminist puppet bros
    >> Sparkler 01/17/12(Tue)20:38 No.33359197
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    >>33359111
    >My Tasteless when Artosis can't find new horse
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:38 No.33359207
    >>33359133
    Where are from?
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)20:38 No.33359209
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    >>33359156

    I don't know, man, we're talking about the weather and how much we use the word rape right now.

    TIME FOR PONIES!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:38 No.33359214
    >>33359061
    >#137 rape
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:38 No.33359220
    but why do the cmc want them to fall in love?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:39 No.33359222
    >>33359190
    Oh my god.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:39 No.33359223
    >>33359074

    That's why it'll be about Shining Armour, an out-of-town sensation, rocking some royal booty.

    No seriously the episode is going to consist of Twilight (and maybe friends) being tasked with helping this new Alicorn princess hook up with her beau so they can get married.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:39 No.33359226
    >>33359207
    are you*
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:39 No.33359239
    I NEED FEELS
    WHERE ARE THE FEELS
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)20:39 No.33359243
    >>33359190

    Fluffy, you bastard! You've outdone yourself!

    in b4 Fluffy Pony Drowns.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:39 No.33359244
    >>33358936
    I feel like I'm one of the only people who was completely unaffected by that ice storm.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:39 No.33359251
    >>33359176
    True 'nuff. We were in a heavily hobo area. Being out there by himself, I imagine he was happy to have at least one person recognize the guy fawkes mask.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:40 No.33359254
    >>33359061
    > 1 plantmanxjuice
    > 1 daftykinsxjuice

    hah
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:40 No.33359257
    >>33359170
    At the cost of mind-shattering orgasms.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:40 No.33359260
    >>33359226
    canada
    >> FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP 01/17/12(Tue)20:40 No.33359267
    >>33359190

    Those are some very fuzzy pones.
    >> /co/mmander jesus, orange is worst pone 01/17/12(Tue)20:40 No.33359272
    >>33358936
    Another CTfag? I thought it was just me and freelow!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:40 No.33359273
    >>33359243
    >fluffy ponies touch
    >static electricity discharges
    >fluffy ponies electrocuted
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:40 No.33359278
    >>33359223
    How have so many people not seen this yet?
    It's been out for hours. Guess its just timezones and stuff. Anyway http://ponyleaks.yoursiblings.org/2012/01/upcoming-episode-hearts-and-hooves-day.html
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:40 No.33359281
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    Guys the episode is really Mac X Cheerilee. Check yourself.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:41 No.33359285
    >>33359260
    Then you lied to us, you are from the US
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:41 No.33359289
    >>33359273
    >And drowned
    >> Sparkler 01/17/12(Tue)20:41 No.33359300
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    >>33359239
    You guys don't want my >feels

    Apparently they're the wrong sort
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:41 No.33359302
    >>33359178
    for the most part, I've found that the more of a hillbilly you are, the better you are at growing

    A lot of the best outdoor around here is grown by crazy hill people in the swamps, they make swamp tubes that come out of the ground about 2 feet, plant them in leech-infested swamps, fill them with soil, and put the plant in there. The plant's roots grow down and suck moisture out of the swamp so you never need to water them, and nobody goes walking through nasty buggy swamps looking for plants to rip, so they get huge.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:41 No.33359304
    >>33359257
    >her crumpled form twitches occasionally, sense slowly returning to her
    >she weakly looks up at you and moves to speak
    >"m... more"
    >> Karel !EIlelCfNmI 01/17/12(Tue)20:41 No.33359310
    Next thing I am probably doing is finding out which words are often together with the mane 6 cast.

    It will probably take a while.

    The next thing I am doing if I got time are graphs with daily/mothly activity.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:41 No.33359312
    Imagine how adorable it would be for fluffy ponies to try eat some sort of really sticky food. Like Chinese Gau.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:42 No.33359320
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    >>33359239

    I haven't seen any feels here for a week. Feels bad man.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:42 No.33359321
    >check wiki for new ep info
    >http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Hearts_and_Hooves_Day#Summary
    >The Cutie Mark Crusaders make Miss Cheerilee and Big Macintosh have a baby.

    I'm starting to think the internet isn't a reliable source.
    >> Dr. White !!dfJ0fqhLacO 01/17/12(Tue)20:42 No.33359322
    >>33359281
    did I miss any shitstorms over it?
    >> Fluffy 01/17/12(Tue)20:42 No.33359324
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    >>33359273
    By that logic RAINBOW DASH IS DEEEEEEEEEEEAD
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:42 No.33359327
    >>33359272
    no, we do exist

    You're over in New Haven, right? I'm in New Britain, we have a lot of Puerto Ricans.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:42 No.33359329
    >>33359285
    >Canada being in united states
    >trying to use the argument of being in America as a continent but failing
    please be more retarded esse.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:42 No.33359332
    >>33359272
    Another one reporting in
    I seriously hope you don't consider a get-together
    >> Juice 01/17/12(Tue)20:42 No.33359334
    >>33359320
    You want something to feels? *grabs dick*
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:42 No.33359336
    >>33359239
    What sorta feels are you looking for? You're going to have to be specific.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:42 No.33359338
    >>33359281
    some people are doubting this possibility, it states that the CMC want them to fall in love, but since CMC always fail, they probably won't, that'd also help mantaining status quo
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:42 No.33359339
    >>33359300
    You're right

    We want your graphic forced breeding program/semen collection greentext
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)20:42 No.33359345
    >>33359281

    Ha-ha! Several different ships are about to sink like stones.

    I LOVE DISAPPOINTMENT!

    >Implying the CMC won't fail miserably in their attempt to hook the two up.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:42 No.33359352
    >>33359312
    >sticks all over their face and hooves
    >spend half an hour chewing
    Oh man that's great. What if you fed a fluffy pony peanut butter?
    >> Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 01/17/12(Tue)20:43 No.33359357
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    >>33359061
    >1081 hoppip
    >2 hoppoppo
    >2 hoppopop
    >2 hoppit
    >2 hoppiphoppip
    >2 hopp
    >2 hopoppo
    >2 hopopopopopo
    >1 hopppiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip
    >1 hoppop's
    >1 hoppopppopppooppppo
    >1 hoppopppo
    >1 hoppoppopxdinofagxlethxsmile
    >1 hoppoppop
    >1 hoppopp
    >1 hoppopopopopop
    >1 hoppopipipop
    >1 hoppi's
    >1 hoppipxplant
    >1 hoppipxicecream
    >1 hoppipxdinofag
    >1 hoppipxdino
    >1 hoppips'
    >1 hoppipp
    >1 hoppipopipo
    >1 hoppipolla
    >1 hoppipo
    >1 hoppipfag
    >1 hoppipe
    >1 hoppip_
    >1 dinofagxhoppip
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:43 No.33359358
    >>33359310

    FOR SCIENCE
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:43 No.33359361
    >>33359310
    YOU ARE AN INTERESTING PERSON AND I WOULD LIKE TO LEARN MORE ABOUT YOU
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:43 No.33359362
    >>33359332
    nah, I don't want to be anywhere near anyone that goes on this sote
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:43 No.33359366
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    My dick gets hard every general. Is this normal?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:43 No.33359371
    >>33359322
    Deafdefiler really freaked out over it. I think he's been neglecting to take his autism pills recently.
    >> /co/mmander jesus, orange is worst pone 01/17/12(Tue)20:43 No.33359382
    >>33359332
    No way.
    >>33359327
    That's awful.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:43 No.33359386
    >>33359321
    >wiki
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:43 No.33359390
    >>33359324
    LOGIC HAS NO PLACE HERE!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:43 No.33359393
    >>33359324
    Thank god Twilight's extra fluff doesnt conduct. But now she's a murderer.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:44 No.33359406
    >>33359321
    "Synopsis: “The Cutie Mark Crusaders make Miss Cheerilee and Big Macintosh fall in love.” (Zap2it)"

    Someones been messing with the wiki.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:44 No.33359407
    >>33359366
    it's an involuntary reaction, it's normal
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:44 No.33359408
    >>33359371
    >fluttermac is ruined
    >abloobloobloo
    it was pretty great.
    >> Juice 01/17/12(Tue)20:44 No.33359412
    >>33359345
    I'm hoping the Big Mac/Fluttershy ship dies because of it.
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 01/17/12(Tue)20:44 No.33359413
    >>33359345
    >trying to give me hope to make things even more delicious for you

    You sly bastard...
    >> Dino-Fag; with the sweet ass 01/17/12(Tue)20:44 No.33359416
    >>33359357
    there are like 20 different instances of dinofagxhoppip in various contexts
    come back to bed honey
    >> Karel !EIlelCfNmI 01/17/12(Tue)20:44 No.33359419
    >>33359357
    oh, yeah, those numbers are just word frequencies
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:44 No.33359422
    >>33359338
    Bic Mac is too young. He's like 19, Cheerilee is like 39.
    >> Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 01/17/12(Tue)20:45 No.33359433
    >>33359419
    yeah I know
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:45 No.33359437
    >>33359329
    No one was implying that. Also, different countries have different continental models, why are you so angry, eh?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:45 No.33359442
    Hey MLPG, do you watch those 2 episodes The Hub play every weekday morning? Or is it just me?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:45 No.33359446
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    >>33359163
    Will she use lube?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:45 No.33359447
    >>33359357
    HOPOIPO I WANT PROGRESS ON PONYKART
    WHATS THE LAST THING YOU FINISHED
    WHATS NEXT
    WHEN CAN I PLAY IT
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:45 No.33359450
    >>33359419
    It only counts the comment field right?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:45 No.33359452
    >>33359366
    God damn that is a snazzy Ruroty plush. I'm jelly.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:46 No.33359462
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    Is this the rainbow monkeys general?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:46 No.33359463
    >>33359321
    Someone's edited that article, obviously

    they've removed the zapit source too
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:46 No.33359465
    >>33359433
    oh hopoporprproroprporeop why do you have so many names?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:46 No.33359466
    >>33359345

    It's probably going to consist of the CMC trying a bunch of really contrived plots to get the two together, none of which work, and they don't even realize what happens.

    Although if they try to explain where baby ponies come from... yeeesh, it can only be disappointing.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:46 No.33359467
    >>33359408
    He was pretty reasonable about it overall, if a bit depressed.

    I was surprised by his little 'code of canon' thing; didn't think any shippers gave a fuck about canon.
    >> ┳︻▄（Pixelman）ξ▄︻┻! 01/17/12(Tue)20:46 No.33359471
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    >>33357816
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)20:46 No.33359479
    >>33359413

    Seriously, man. At best, we're gonna get a hint at something towards the end but no definite relationship.

    But in the meantime, Ponychan is going to rage like crazy.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:46 No.33359483
    So I checked Ponychan to see if it was as bad as everyone said...

    Oh man those Tripfags there, fuck man all of them just SCREAM animu bisexual fangirl who goes to LBGT meetings because being a faggot is that much of their personality.

    Fuck at least two of them plus a handful of anons got offended that there aren't homosexual couples in fucking Friendship is Magic and got butt devastated when people started listing off all the heterosexual couples in the show.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:46 No.33359494
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    >expecting velentums episode to be nothing but shipping bullshit
    >find out it's about some motherfucking wacky hijinks with the cmc awww yeaaaah

    This better be the last fucking cmc episode though.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:46 No.33359499
    >>33359366
    >WoW poster in background
    >purses on floor
    >sewing machine on floor instead of table
    >asexual haircut
    >wearing white socks and shorts in the winter time

    7/10 would rage again
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:47 No.33359512
    >>33359467
    I didn't know people gave a fuck about ships.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:47 No.33359513
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    >>33357891
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:47 No.33359526
    >>33359483
    I don't think this actually happened
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:47 No.33359528
    >>33359466

    Oh yeah? What if Cheerilee gives them the sanitized "It's a stork!" story with obvious winks at the camera about how that's not true, kind of like what they did with Mr. Cake and Pony Genetics?

    They could spend the rest of the episode trying to get Cherilee and Big Mac together, only for Cheerilee to realize at the end that her little story is what started all the fuss.

    This is totally a wink-at-the-camera situation.
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 01/17/12(Tue)20:48 No.33359536
    >>33359479
    ...Heh, I do have that to look forward to don't I? And EqD comments are always nice for a bit of fun.
    >> RustyDooks 01/17/12(Tue)20:48 No.33359542
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    >>33359061
    >looks_like_hard_times_ahead_for_dooks
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:48 No.33359544
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    >>33359462
    did someone say >Rainbow?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:48 No.33359549
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    >>33359483
    I went to ponychan for the first time in weeks, and found out my country has been banned.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:48 No.33359551
    >>33359528

    and then they both fuck
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:48 No.33359558
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    >>33359422
    Big Mac was a teenager when his sister and her friends were little kids.

    He's older than her.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:48 No.33359562
    >>33359494

    Wacky hijinks... with the CMC trying to cause shipping.

    We're not out of the hills yet, bro. Cheerilee and Big Mac might go for it, or who knows what outside force might intervene?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:48 No.33359569
    >>33359494
    I hope we don't get any more CMC episodes except a Scootaloo one this season, and Rarity has had way too much screentime so far, say compared to Applejack and Fluttershy.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:49 No.33359572
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    SORRYIM LATE WITH THE FEELS
    I only have LyraBon feels
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:49 No.33359577
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    >>33359549
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:49 No.33359578
    >>33359528
    You just know that someone would try to argue that they actually do reproduce by stork.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:49 No.33359586
    TF2 server is password protected again. Come join us! You do know the password right?
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU BALLROOM-OFFERING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 01/17/12(Tue)20:49 No.33359588
    >>33359558
    ...I never recognized Cheerilee in that scene. Holy shit I'm fucking blind.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:49 No.33359596
    >>33359494
    >look it up
    >"The Cutie Mark Crusaders make Miss Cheerilee and Big Macintosh fall in love."
    HOLY FUCK
    IS THIS GONIG TO BE BEST EPISODE
    OR BEST EPISODE
    they seriously better not fuck it up
    >> Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 01/17/12(Tue)20:49 No.33359601
    >>33359447
    VIDEO IN A WEEK-ISH
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:50 No.33359604
    >>33359483

    We don't go to Ponychan.
    >> Juice 01/17/12(Tue)20:50 No.33359605
    >>33359586
    is it 'juice is the best person ever'

    because it should be
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:50 No.33359606
    >>33359422
    >Cheerilee is like 39
    Except that she is the same age as Rarity >>33359558
    >> Jessy 01/17/12(Tue)20:50 No.33359612
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    >>33359558
    How did I not notice that. She's so cute!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:50 No.33359616
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    >>33359562

    >cmc
    >succeed
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:50 No.33359627
    >>33359562

    What I wouldn't give for some mane cast member to try and derail the CMC's shipping attempts, like... I don't know, Fluttershy or Twilight. The ultimate trolling would def. be having some mane cast pony wanting Big Mac for themself and trying to screw up any date the CMC contrived.
    >> /co/mmander jesus, orange is worst pone 01/17/12(Tue)20:50 No.33359633
    >>33359549
    Didn't /b/ get Uganda or soemthing banned from wikipedia?
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)20:50 No.33359639
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    >>33359569

    >Scootaloo
    >Getting an episode

    What poppycock is this?
    >> Dino-Fag; with the sweet ass 01/17/12(Tue)20:51 No.33359649
    >>33359601
    can i help work on it later in the semester when i'm more .net savvy
    or are you pretty dead set on being the only scripter since you're the only one who can manage that labyrinth of engines?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:51 No.33359652
    >>33359616
    Obviously they fail, then Big Mac and Cheerilee get together anyway.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:51 No.33359669
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    >>33359499
    >purses on the floor
    It's called a satchel, shut up.
    >asexual haircut
    My mom cut my hair and I appreciate her handy work, thank you very much.
    >wearing white socks and shorts in the winter time
    This picture was taken last year around August
    >WoW poster in background
    I only play it because my youth pastor still plays it,
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:51 No.33359670
    >>33359586
    it is?
    what's the password?
    >> Dr. White !!dfJ0fqhLacO 01/17/12(Tue)20:51 No.33359672
    >>33359572
    GET READY FOR THIS SHIP TO BE TOTALLY left ambiguous by the episode
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:51 No.33359673
    >>33359528
    >kind of like what they did with Mr. Cake and Pony Genetics
    I kind of get what you're saying here, but I kind of don't. Mind explaining?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:51 No.33359674
    >>33359499
    >WoW
    Thats GW2 you faggot.
    >> Hoppip !HOPPIPqX/Q!!NzY2fHtYicO 01/17/12(Tue)20:51 No.33359681
    >>33359649
    if you manage to ever get it to successfully compile, we'll see
    >> /co/mmander jesus, orange is worst pone 01/17/12(Tue)20:52 No.33359684
    >>33359670
    CMC
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:52 No.33359691
    >>33359601
    FUCK YEAH THIS CALLS FOR ANOTHER SHOT

    OR FIVE
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:52 No.33359693
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    >>33359558

    That's one cute shot.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:52 No.33359699
    >>33359627

    >Whole episode is CMC trying to get Cheerilee and Big Mac together
    >Big Mac and Cheerilee oblivious
    >At the end of the episode they figure out what the CMC have been up to
    >Big Mac explains he's already dating Fluttershy

    Can you even imagine the reaction?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:52 No.33359702
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    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)20:52 No.33359706
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    >>33359616

    CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS SHIP SINKERS!
    >> RustyDooks 01/17/12(Tue)20:52 No.33359714
    Anyone want something colored?

    Bonus points if it's already inked.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:52 No.33359716
    >>33359606
    Then Rarity is in her late thirties. That's how old you have to be if you were a teen in the 80's.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:53 No.33359717
    >Not drowning your fluffy pone
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:53 No.33359720
    >>33359352
    >you lower the spoon in front of her face, and tell her to open as wide as she can
    >she opes her mouth and closes her eyes, allowing her tongue to loll out
    >you swoop the spoon into her mouth, and she closes around it, happily pulling back to scrape the peanut butter off
    >as you pull it free from her mouth, remnants of her snack smears on the fuzzy fur aronund her muzzle
    >Surprised, she flicks her tongue out to try and lick it up
    >Her brow furrows as she becomes frustrated, lapping as hard as she can
    >you can't help but chuckle to yourself as she flails, but after a minute, she's started to tear up, and begins sniffling, upset because of her predicament, and that you're laughing at her.
    >You do your best to console the pitiful thing, and scoop her into your arms to go get her cleaned up.
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 01/17/12(Tue)20:53 No.33359726
    >>33359699
    Spaghetti would fly into my pockets at speeds previously thought impossible by top men.
    >> Dino-Fag; with the sweet ass 01/17/12(Tue)20:53 No.33359727
    >>33359681
    yeah that's what i meant by the labyrinth of engines
    you need to set up some higher level handlers for all that madness
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:53 No.33359738
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    >>33359601

    I await with great excitement.
    >> Dr. White !!dfJ0fqhLacO 01/17/12(Tue)20:53 No.33359745
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    >>33359714
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:53 No.33359757
    WHO IS WRITING THE APPLEBOOM X SPOON FIC BY THE WAY?
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU BALLROOM-OFFERING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 01/17/12(Tue)20:53 No.33359759
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    >>33359699
    >canon shipping

    I take solace knowing this will never happen.
    >> Juice 01/17/12(Tue)20:54 No.33359760
    >>33359716
    for all we know, the pony 80s took place 4 years ago in-universe
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:54 No.33359762
    >>33359716
    >Implying they live in our time line
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:54 No.33359767
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    How pretty is Rarity, /co/?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:54 No.33359770
    >>33359716
    >implying My Little Pony isnt set in the mid 90s
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:54 No.33359784
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    >>33359699

    I wouldn't have a 5000x5000 Starcraft reaction image expressive enough.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:54 No.33359785
    >>33359716
    What if the show is happening in the 90's? Cherilee is the same age as the main characters, deal with it nerd
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:54 No.33359789
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    >>33359757
    IS SOMEONE DOING THAT?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:54 No.33359792
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    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:54 No.33359793
    >>33359767
    As pretty as all the other ponies except for derpy
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:54 No.33359795
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    >>33359767
    DEPENDS ON HER HAIR
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:55 No.33359805
    >>33359673

    Well, some people thought it was a cuckolding joke. Not that they were implying that he actually thought that his wife had cheated on him, it's just sort of a classic "Um, the kid's mine, right?" moment from the father. It's the sort of humour that goes over kids' heads but adults get - remember Toy Story 2? How at the end Buzz's wings pop out after seeing Jessie adventurously open the door? Same thing.

    They could probably get away with explaining where baby ponies come from with some cheesy stork story then have Cheerilee give some appropriate cue or wink at the camera that tells us that this is just the story they tell children.
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU BALLROOM-OFFERING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 01/17/12(Tue)20:55 No.33359815
    >>33359795
    >no horn
    >wings
    what
    >> RustyDooks 01/17/12(Tue)20:55 No.33359819
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    >>33359745
    bam
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:55 No.33359820
    >>33359789
    WELL THEY BETTER BE!
    I AM GROWING IMPATIENT
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:55 No.33359822
    >>33359720
    >trying to clean fluffy pony
    >that tenacious bastard is still trying to swallow the peanut butter
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)20:55 No.33359830
    >>33359770

    Oh god! We have to warn them about Griffy Bin Laden's attack on Canterlot!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:56 No.33359849
    >>33359822
    >then she drowns
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:56 No.33359850
    >>33359815
    SHE EVOLVED INTO A PEGASUS!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:56 No.33359854
    >>33359549
    I posted a few lines of German once and it word filtered to some other language.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:56 No.33359864
    >>33359674
    Whatever. It's still not as good as SWTOR. I enjoy playing through the cut scenes and the superior story line.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:57 No.33359876
    What if I cover my dick in peanut butter and present it to my fluffy pony?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:57 No.33359881
    >>33359850
    >implying a Unicorn would evolve into a Pegasus and not the other way around
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:57 No.33359886
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    >>33359789
    >applebloom x spoon
    the possibilities...
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:57 No.33359887
    >>33359864
    So you're both trolls eh, interesting. Carry on then.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:57 No.33359888
    >>33359849
    >>33359822
    how WOULD one go about cleaning a fluffy pony if they are so prone to drowning?
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU BALLROOM-OFFERING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 01/17/12(Tue)20:57 No.33359891
    >>33359850
    You mean "devolved".
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)20:57 No.33359894
    >>33359822

    >Fluffy Pony eats too much Peanut Butter
    >Gets stuck in throat
    >Begins choking when it's unable to swallow
    >You try your best to pat pony on the back to make her stop choking
    >She keeps trying to swallow because it's so delicious
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:57 No.33359896
    >>33359849
    >except she doesn't because that is sad
    >> Juice 01/17/12(Tue)20:57 No.33359897
    >>33359699
    I'd poop blood.

    And take a picture of it.

    And share it with you all and also ponychan and maybe FiMChan
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:58 No.33359914
    >>33359896
    >it's not sad, it's the cyrcle of fluffy pone life
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:58 No.33359919
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    >>33359864

    You've got nothing better to do, hon?
    >> Dr. White !!dfJ0fqhLacO 01/17/12(Tue)20:58 No.33359925
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    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:58 No.33359931
    >>33359914
    Its not a cycle if it ends.
    >> Juice 01/17/12(Tue)20:58 No.33359939
    >>33359805
    > some people thought it was a cuckolding joke.

    you're fucking with me, right?

    are you serious.

    god damn it you guys.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:59 No.33359946
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    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:59 No.33359947
    >>33359876
    Nope. Sorry. That's not how these things work. If you're looking for cloppy stuff, try asking about coke pony.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:59 No.33359948
    >>33359891
    you mean digivolved
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:59 No.33359955
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    Who is your favorite purple pony?

    Hard mode: no Twilight.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:59 No.33359958
    >not fluffying your drowning pone
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:59 No.33359959
    >>33359939

    Yep, it was a short shitstorm though.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:59 No.33359960
    >>33359897
    would you draw fluttershy throwing angel bunny's enemies in the thresher while wearing striped longjohns
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)20:59 No.33359962
    >>33359888
    Mr. Clean Magic Erasers. Rub harsh chemicals all over fluffy pony until she's clean. Ignore her screams.

    That or devote one hand to keeping her head above water. Maybe get help from a friend. It's quite a task.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:00 No.33359970
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    >>33359819
    >>33359745

    boom
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:00 No.33359971
    >>33359939
    To be fair, by "some people" he meant NH4NOS and scattered Ponychanners. No one else bought it.
    >> TROLLESTIA 5000 WITH KUNG FU BALLROOM-OFFERING ACTION !!42QF6ZjKiPj 01/17/12(Tue)21:00 No.33359973
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    >>33359955
    Sparkler. Easily.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:00 No.33359980
    >>33359939
    We didnt think it was a cuckolding joke. We made cuckolding jokes about it.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:00 No.33359981
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    >>33359955
    AHH A GOOD QUESTION!
    LET'S SAY THIS ONE THEN
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:00 No.33359987
    >>33359962
    Wait. No.

    I've got it.

    A snorkel.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:00 No.33359988
    >>33359955
    Twilight, fuck your hard mode
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:00 No.33359989
    >>33359955
    I cannot comlete this hardmode.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:00 No.33359990
    >>33359946
    why is snails using the rush power adaptor
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:01 No.33360004
    >>33359894
    >peanut butter
    >like a fucking Rubik's Cube to fluffy ponies
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:01 No.33360005
    >>33359981
    >Posting images from that Tumblr

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkk youuuuuuu.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:01 No.33360010
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    >>33359939
    Remeber, 'some' counts as at least two people. One was Nachos.

    We mostly got over the One Piece genetics at work. Mostly.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:01 No.33360013
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    >>33359955
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:01 No.33360027
    >>33359914
    >No it's not. You're just being mean.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:02 No.33360034
    >>33360005
    why?
    >> ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮Praetor Lillifag‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ 01/17/12(Tue)21:02 No.33360045
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    >>33359955
    >Implying Spike isn't the best purple pone
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:02 No.33360049
    >>33359987
    >fluffy pony wants to go swimming
    >bring out the inflatable kiddie pool
    >full it wil two inches of water
    >put water wings on all of pony's limbs
    >tie a pool noodle around her waist
    >goggles
    >snorkel
    >football helmet
    >still fear for her life
    >> Glaive 01/17/12(Tue)21:02 No.33360053
    >>33359955
    Fluttershy covered in purple paint
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)21:02 No.33360057
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    >>33359914

    >Fluffy pony drowns
    >Call animal collection services
    >They remove body, take it to processing center
    >Center breaks down fluffy pony biomass into its primary elements
    >Filter components through factory
    >Fed through genetic combine and genehive incubator
    >When genepods become ripe, they are harvested and split open
    >Inside, the newborn fluffy pony cries out as it takes in its first breath, embryonic goo matting its fluff
    >Pony is removed from pod and dried with a towel
    >Delivered new Fluffy pony to your house

    The cycle of Fluffy Pony life.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:03 No.33360067
    >>33360034
    That Tumblr is about Cheerilee being a pedophile and raping all of her students. She's also into bondage.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:03 No.33360068
    pony should unleash tim tebow
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:03 No.33360073
    >>33359805
    That's what I was thinking you meant by it, but I wasn't sure. Honestly, the line seemed more to me like they were just poking fun at pony genetics rather than trying to make a joke implying that Mrs. Cake was a whore.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:03 No.33360082
    >>33359819
    >>33359745
    how the fuck did you do that in two minutes?
    It was already done, right?
    there's no way you could have done that so quickly
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:03 No.33360084
    you are a failure
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:03 No.33360088
    >>33360027
    Oh come on anon. Everyone knows the grim reaper just has it out for fluffy ponies. Those cute, oblivious, slightly retarded and inbred ponies just wander into death.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:04 No.33360097
    >>33359919
    >>33359887

    >claiming someone with a different opinion is a troll
    It is a good single]/spoiler] player game.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:04 No.33360100
    >>33360068
    Tim Tebow should be trampled to death by ponies for his heathen ways.
    >> Fluffy 01/17/12(Tue)21:04 No.33360103
    >>33360027
    >fluffy pone dies
    >a new fluffy poni is born from each clump of fluff that falls off the original fluffy pone
    Isn't that how it works?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:04 No.33360107
    >>33359955
    All of them.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:04 No.33360109
    >that feel when you walk into the room and the unmistakable smell of fresh ponyfarts hits you in the face
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:04 No.33360114
    >>33360067
    Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon too?
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 01/17/12(Tue)21:04 No.33360121
    >>33360053
    Hi Glaive.

    Do you have Steam?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:04 No.33360122
    guys I shaved my fluffy pone
    what do
    >> Juice 01/17/12(Tue)21:04 No.33360124
    >>33359959
    >>33359971
    That's inexcusable.

    But then again, I guess people are going to interpret it in stupid fucking ways. I'm okay with it being a kind of rushed explanation like >>33360010


    >>33359960
    if you can tell me who his enemies are and who's wearing the longjohns, maybe
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:05 No.33360129
    >>33360114
    Probably. She definitely rapes her niece regularly, though.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:05 No.33360133
    Would you blindfold and tie down a terrified, confused, crying fluffy pony and shave her with a loud electric razor while you told her how ugly she was?

    >implying those fluffy ponies even fully understand language
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:05 No.33360144
    >>33360067
    >not raping your students
    >2011

    why do you think people become teachers in the first place
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)21:05 No.33360146
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    >>33359955

    Pinkie Pie.

    It was Rainbow Dash, but I've switched sides.

    Still loved Cupcakes, either way.
    >> RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 01/17/12(Tue)21:05 No.33360148
    >>33360103
    As long as you don't feed it after midnight, yes.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:05 No.33360149
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    it's time
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:05 No.33360151
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    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:05 No.33360153
    Fuck you pony fucking faggots.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:06 No.33360156
    >>33360133
    holy fuck no, that's so cruel.
    You do know they have nerve endings in their fluff right?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:06 No.33360163
    >>33360153
    We love you too
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:06 No.33360165
    >>33360133
    I would put one in a hamster cage with no food, water, or light, and check in on it in 3 days and see what happened
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:06 No.33360166
    >>33358978
    this trolling is too obvious now. i actually thought it was real for a while.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:06 No.33360167
    >>33360146
    THEY AREN'T PURPLE SILLY!
    UNLESS...
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:06 No.33360174
    >>33360103
    No. All new fluffy ponies are now born in the lab. Real fluffy ponies have become so fluffy they are unable to have sex. Specialized fluffy pony technicians spend days wandering through the fluff, trying to find the genitals to extract gamete samples to clone and breed.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:06 No.33360175
    Coke Pone teim?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:06 No.33360178
    >>33360057
    >But I don't want my fluffy pony to die. I love her ;_;
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:06 No.33360182
    >>33360146
    you are me
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)21:06 No.33360185
    >>33360103

    Not quite, Fluffy. Not quite.

    >>33360057
    >> RustyDooks 01/17/12(Tue)21:07 No.33360207
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    >>33359970
    >Dat color pallete
    All of my YES.

    >>33359925
    >Inking
    White you are doing this on purpose aren't you?

    >>33360082
    Yeah, I colored it a long time ago, but nobody remembers anyways haha.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:07 No.33360216
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    >>33360175
    your penis isn't ready
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:07 No.33360219
    >>33360178
    You, sir, have your work cut out for you. Existing is a chore for fluffy ponies.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)21:08 No.33360228
    >>33360174

    And the genepods! Don't forget about the genepods!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:08 No.33360236
    >>33360207
    I remember. I saved it the first time.
    >> RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 01/17/12(Tue)21:08 No.33360242
    >>33360175
    Not before a nutritious breakfast.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:08 No.33360247
    >>33360097
    you can press cntrl s to spoiler things you know.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:08 No.33360254
    >>33360207
    >Dat color pallete
    you mean teal and orange?
    >> Fluffy 01/17/12(Tue)21:09 No.33360262
    >>33360242
    Scrambled egg poni?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:09 No.33360266
    >>33360103
    Fluffy ponies are Orks then?
    >> Juice 01/17/12(Tue)21:09 No.33360271
    >>33360133
    As long as I get to use my sassy black salon lady voice.

    'gurrrrl, that fluff make you look fat. come on, let's get your mane did'

    >>33360057
    i don't think i like that
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:09 No.33360273
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    >>33360216
    but hers is
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)21:09 No.33360274
    >>33360242

    >Fluffy Pony crawls into a healthy bowl of rice crispies and milk with sliced bananas
    >Fluffy Pony drowns
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:09 No.33360280
    >>33360129
    Statutory rape.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:09 No.33360282
    >>33360124
    Actually people is saying this every single dead multiple times.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:10 No.33360288
    >>33360216
    Like hell its not.

    BRING ON THE FEELS
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:10 No.33360293
    >>33360122
    Get her some blankets, man. Those things aren't adapted to temperate climates without their coat.
    >> Glaive 01/17/12(Tue)21:10 No.33360294
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    >>33360121
    Yes, I do. ID is in Email
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:10 No.33360301
    >>33360262
    and orangey porangey
    >> Fluffy 01/17/12(Tue)21:11 No.33360317
    >>33360274
    >fluffy poni napping in your cereal bowl
    Okay. Be right back.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)21:11 No.33360324
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    >>33360271

    How do you think we have so many fluffy ponies?

    A species so prone to death could never survive on its own. They must be grown in a lab, using the recycled matter from dead fluffy ponies!
    >> RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 01/17/12(Tue)21:11 No.33360326
    >>33360254
    No. A full and balanced breakfast.

    bacon pony, with honey glazed ham labia
    milk pony
    sausage pony, breakfast sausage penis, biscuit balls, cums country gravy
    OJ pony
    coco puffs pony
    waffle pony (syrup vag and poops soft warm butter?)
    virgin omelet pony with fried egg vag, and yolk hymen
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:11 No.33360333
    >>33360242
    Raging, I fucking lost it at Regrowth or whatever the name of it was, I'm too drunk to remember.

    Write coke pone.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)21:12 No.33360349
    >>33360317

    YES!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:12 No.33360350
    >>33360273
    >that feel when she roughly smashes the flat head of her gummy shaft against your pussy, desperate to get inside
    >that feel when she flares right before cumming, that incredible, almost painful fullness pushing you over the edge
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:12 No.33360362
    >>33360350
    >gummy
    no
    >> RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 01/17/12(Tue)21:12 No.33360368
    >>33360333
    Thanks, man. A lot of people have been comparing that to Our Last Goodbye. I'm happy with the feedback.

    Coke pony is the pony who will reappear in both the Lunch and Dinner orgies.
    >> Juice 01/17/12(Tue)21:13 No.33360386
    >>33360324
    THEIR AN ABOMINATION AND AN AFFRONT TO CELESTIA

    THEY MUST BE DESTROYED

    but seriously, I've never liked fluffy ponies, anyways. nothing cute about it, imho.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:14 No.33360420
    >>33360368
    Fucking loved Our Last Goodbye, too.

    But that one with all the R63 characters was terrible. Couldn't you have just done it the way everyone else does it, with the characters and the R63 counterparts being totally seperate ponies? That would have been much better.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:14 No.33360423
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    I'm deleting At the 4chan from my computer, but I felt it a waste to get rid of it forever, so here's a link to it.

    Treasure it always:

    http://pastebin.com/VNBvYAHp
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 01/17/12(Tue)21:14 No.33360424
    >>33360386
    >nothing cute about something fluffy
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:15 No.33360438
    >>33360386
    You're a soulless monster, Juice.
    >> Dr. White !!dfJ0fqhLacO 01/17/12(Tue)21:15 No.33360439
    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=MLP+General

    MLP General is like a normal wastepaper basket, but it records everything you say.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:15 No.33360444
    >>33360350
    >that feel when you're chain-fucked by soda ponies, their fat tools erupting thick, syrupy-sweet gouts of soda all over your body
    >that feel when you wake up the next morning, sticky and sore in a pile of slumbering ponies
    >that feel when you notice their massive morning erections drooling with presoda
    >> Karel !EIlelCfNmI 01/17/12(Tue)21:15 No.33360448
    Hm. Very early results (without finishing chunking through all the archive) tell me that the words most likely to appear with pony's name are... names of other ponies. Not very suprising, after all.

    Well, at least, I will have statistically most probable shippings.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:16 No.33360479
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    Pffft, hahaha

    http://fav.me/d4mngdq
    >> Juice 01/17/12(Tue)21:16 No.33360483
    >>33360424
    fluffy things can be cute. but nor fluffy ponies.

    >>33360438
    LOLOLOL UMAD FLUFFFAG?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:17 No.33360487
    >>33360444
    >>33360350

    That feel when a yeast infection. Gross.
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 01/17/12(Tue)21:17 No.33360489
    >>33360439
    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=Rape

    ...I literally have no words.
    >> DRAWFAG 01/17/12(Tue)21:17 No.33360493
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    fluffy ponies are obviously crossbreeds of ponies and chuzzles.
    pic related. your typical, idiotic chuzzle.
    >> Glaive 01/17/12(Tue)21:17 No.33360507
    >>33360444
    Wait I don't get it are these soda ponies made of glass or gummy material?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:18 No.33360519
    >>33360507
    glass
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:18 No.33360522
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    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:18 No.33360527
    >>33360489
    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=fluttershy
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:18 No.33360540
    >>33360483
    You are my niggaest nigga Juice
    >> Dr. White !!dfJ0fqhLacO 01/17/12(Tue)21:19 No.33360555
    >>33360527
    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=My+Little+Pony
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)21:19 No.33360557
    >>33360493

    That explains their low survival rate!

    I though it was because they have all higher brain function destroyed at birth.

    >>33360483

    Fluffy pony is so cute we had to mass-produce those fuckers.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:19 No.33360559
    >>33360527
    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=Yellowquiet
    >> RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 01/17/12(Tue)21:19 No.33360561
    >>33360507
    I vote gummy, but hardening to glass at certain bits. Edible, but they rapidly regenerate.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:19 No.33360578
    >>33360527
    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=Rainbow+Dash

    Rainbow Dash is a beermat that makes popcorn and slices vegetables.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:19 No.33360581
    Coke Pone + Whiskey = Jack and Coke Pone
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:20 No.33360586
    >>33360487
    >greentext about getting gangbanged by futa soda ponies
    >complaining about yeast infections
    is dis nigga fo real
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:20 No.33360589
    >>33360487
    Nah. Pones are magic. No yeast infections from taking on soda seed.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:20 No.33360615
    >>33360586
    Yeast infection is serious buisness
    >> Juice 01/17/12(Tue)21:20 No.33360618
    >>33360493
    reminds me of ballsanon

    Also, is Leth around?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:21 No.33360623
    >>33360559
    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=wololo

    wololo

    wololo is a scooter that disposes of kitchen waste! It mimics the movements of a lizard.

    Did this thing just name scootaloo's
    scooter?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:21 No.33360632
    >>33360615
    Anybody ever wonder if yeast infections is where sourdough comes from?
    >> Sparkler 01/17/12(Tue)21:21 No.33360633
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    >That feel when Twilight is too tired after her new job at the post office (she got hired there for her exceptional skills at organization after being rejected at the Royal School of Advanced Unicorn Magic in Canterlot, which crushed her) to go to the spa with you

    >Sometimes you spot the light tint of dark bags underneath her eyes. You even suspect she might have cried a lot, or a little for a long time.

    >She dismisses your concerns with 'it's nothing'

    >Deep down, you know she hates her life, but keeps up a brave facade because the rest of the gang have been successful in pursuing their heart's desires
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:21 No.33360635
    >>33360581
    >not empyting a bottle of rum into coke pone's ass
    >not drinking delicious rum and coke as she pees it into your mouth
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:21 No.33360636
    >>33360623
    >Scootaloo raiding Wololo.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:22 No.33360646
    >>33360483
    No, just very, very disappointed.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:22 No.33360652
    >>33360633
    What is your sexual orientation Sparkler?
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)21:22 No.33360656
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    >>33360522

    That's it, Scootaloo. Roll around in that flour.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:22 No.33360672
    >>33360623
    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=Soda+Pony
    >Soda Pony is a scooter! It has an on-board dictionary!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:22 No.33360674
    http://dileakstudios.deviantart.com/art/Animated-short-1-FlutterFanDash-279638073

    wut
    >> Glaive 01/17/12(Tue)21:22 No.33360680
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    >>33360633
    Oh boy, here come the feels

    >slow rape

    Never mind
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:22 No.33360681
    >>33360507
    They're hard where they need to be, and soft everywhere else.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:22 No.33360685
    >>33360615
    I bet you're the kind of person who complains about crazy fetish porn not being realistic enough.

    The worst kind of person
    >> RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 01/17/12(Tue)21:23 No.33360691
    >>33360635
    Coke pony has a Jamaican friend. Rum pony. They're both into watersports
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 01/17/12(Tue)21:23 No.33360692
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    >>33357816
    Frustrating day. Extremely. It's been awhile, /co/, but anyone willing to world discussion with me?
    >More Diamond Dogs
    >Dragons
    >I need to look more into Ponyville's creation, too

    Also, wondering about a writing thing again.
    >> Juice 01/17/12(Tue)21:23 No.33360699
    >>33360681
    like the opposite of your dick
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:23 No.33360704
    >>33360672
    >Scootabelle
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:23 No.33360715
    >It had been a long day
    >You had to stay late at work. Fucking Carl can't do anything right.
    >You enter your home in a bit of a huff
    >You go to crash on the couch, watch some TV, and forget about the day
    >Half the couch pillows are gone
    >Your fluffy pony is standing next to them, hacking up pillow stuffing and feathers
    >She vomits bile and fabric out onto the remaining pillows
    >You lose it
    >You scream at her, asking her what the fuck she was doing. What sort of dumb animal would try to eat a couch
    >Tears form at the corners of her eyes
    >She tries to explain
    >Stammering
    >She cant speak all that well, especially while stressed and scared
    >She was really hungry, and she forgot where her food bowl was and she thought she was going to die
    >You point to the food bowl across the room, in the same place it always is
    >You grab her by a tuft of her fluff and shove her into the bowl
    >"It's right there you retarded fuck!"
    >You put her outside for the night, leashing her to a metal pole
    >You go back inside to throw out the vomit-covered pillows and the stuffing and feathers strewn everywhere
    >That night, as you're falling asleep, you hear her outside, crying
    >You put on some music and ignore it
    >The next morning you let her back inside and leave wordlessly
    >Another bland day
    >Drive home
    >Walk to the kitchen
    >There's a slightly torn paper plate on the counter
    >A piece of burnt toast and a severely undercooked egg on top of it
    >A bowl of orange juice next to it, with a straw in it
    >The whole ensemble has been sitting out for hours
    >Off to the side there's a crumpled piece of printer paper
    >It's a note, written in shaky, uneven handwriting, all in capitals
    >Some of the letters are backwards
    >"I sory I eated the pillows i make you food"
    >"i love you form fluffy pony"
    >Below this is a doodle of a smiling stick figure sitting on a couch with a colored blob next to him
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:24 No.33360732
    >>33360692
    What writing thing?
    >> Juice 01/17/12(Tue)21:24 No.33360739
    >>33360715
    >time to kill some mothafuckas
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:24 No.33360741
    >>33360704
    After the show and tell episode, applebloom is a dictionary as well
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:24 No.33360748
    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=Luna%27s+floppy+horse+dong
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:25 No.33360767
    >>33360674
    That sucked.
    >> Sparkler 01/17/12(Tue)21:25 No.33360771
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    >>33360652
    My sexual orientation is whatever I find hot at that moment. You straightfags are really missing out.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:25 No.33360775
    >>33360633
    >The goddamn Element of Magic
    >Not getting into some crap school for above average unicorns.

    Sure, buddy.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:25 No.33360785
    >>33360635
    I thought I was a weirdo, thinking about stuff like this as a teen. Kids have it easy today, sharing everything on 4chan.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:25 No.33360791
    >>33360741
    i like that ship
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:25 No.33360796
    >>33360715
    >and then she drowns
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:25 No.33360798
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    i was just fapping extremely hard to rarity. no matter how hard or how furious i was going i just couldnt climax. it was weird and i eventually gave up. this is the first time in my life i ever stopped mid fap without finished. i wonder what went wrong.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:26 No.33360801
    >http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=rarity
    >rarity is a hi-fi that hums incessantly! It speaks with the voice of James Earl Jones.

    >Rarity
    >VA'd by james earl jones
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 01/17/12(Tue)21:26 No.33360806
    >>33360633
    >Rejected from Royal School of Advanced Unicorn Magic

    Didn't Twilight already get accepted to the more prestigious position of Princess' Protege?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:26 No.33360812
    >>33360771
    You and i are very alike.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:26 No.33360815
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    >>33360715
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:26 No.33360827
    >>33360796
    HAHAHAHA
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:26 No.33360829
    >>33360692
    >Need to look more into ponyville's creation
    I assume you saw the granny smith episode, yes?
    Twilight said ponyville was hundreds of years old or something, but granny smith was around for it's founding.
    What do you make of that?
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)21:27 No.33360848
    >>33360798

    >Fapping to a cartoon pony
    >Unable to reach sexual climax
    >Can't understand why

    Never change, MLPG.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:27 No.33360851
    >>33360798
    You need to step it up

    Imagine if she was pregnant
    >> Fluffy 01/17/12(Tue)21:27 No.33360855
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    >>33360349
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 01/17/12(Tue)21:27 No.33360863
    >>33360829
    Did Twilight say Ponyville was hundreds of years old, or that Earth Ponies have been doing WWU this way for hundreds of years?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:27 No.33360871
    >>33360692
    I've always wondered if Dragons have some kind of civilization of their own.
    I think its safe to say that ponies are the dominant species, but there are obviously others with the capability to have their own towns and customs.

    Dragons, for example, being extremely long lived, but from what we've seen mostly solitary and instinctual, probably don't have towns, but likely come together occaisionallyfor a dragon, maybe once every hundred years to do self policing. Dragons that are being problems are forced to move away from population centers to wilderness areas where they can't do any harm.

    In my headcanon, the princeses do control all night and day, so the other race's leaders are very protective of pony society.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:27 No.33360878
    >>33360798
    You've never had to abandon fap due to unforeseen circumstances?
    >> Karel !EIlelCfNmI 01/17/12(Tue)21:28 No.33360886
    >>33360829
    Twilight said that it's a hundred years old custom I think.

    It can mean the custom is from earlier, pre-Ponyville times.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:28 No.33360888
    >>33360715
    >that feel
    FUCKING FINALLY
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 01/17/12(Tue)21:28 No.33360894
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    >>33360732
    Discord referring to Celestia as "my little pony" as a term of mocking affection. Does this break the mood of the story?

    >My little pony, you are quite in over your head.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:28 No.33360897
    >>33360785
    Don't stop there. What else did you think about?
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 01/17/12(Tue)21:28 No.33360905
    >>33360855
    Dat absorption
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:28 No.33360910
    >>33360855
    hnnnnnnnnng

    thank god she didn't drown. yes, i'm one of the few who doesn't like drowning fluffy pone
    >> Juice 01/17/12(Tue)21:28 No.33360913
    >>33360863
    She also thought if Celestia didn't get one friendship a week, she'd be executed or some shit
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:28 No.33360918
    >>33360715
    Great. Now I feel like a huge dick.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:29 No.33360923
    >>33360798
    >Can't get off to Rarity

    Nigga you aint tryin' hard enough.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:29 No.33360935
    >>33360894
    Like >shipping? Meh I pass.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:29 No.33360936
    >>33360910

    >thank god she didn't drown. yes, i'm one of the few who doesn't like drowning fluffy pone

    We are a rarity in these dark times.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)21:29 No.33360945
    >>33360855
    >>33360855

    Fluffy Pony! Get out of there! That bowl is for cereal, not for pony hair!

    Managed to inspire Fluffy artwork. I feel to honored.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:29 No.33360955
    >>33360910
    At least now the drowning is a comical thing. The first few threads involved sadistic drowning of fluffy ponies in gruesome detail.
    >> Glaive 01/17/12(Tue)21:30 No.33360970
    >>33360829
    >implying Granny Smith isn't hundreds of years old
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 01/17/12(Tue)21:30 No.33360977
    >>33360829
    Yeah, that's the thing I was thinking about. It's an episode I need to watch again and see what I can gleam, as well as that line in Winter Wrap Up that Twilight gives.

    It seems that Granny's parents weren't apples yet, or were they all still apples before founding Sweet Apple Acres?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:30 No.33360979
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    >Fluttermac gets canonically destroyed
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:30 No.33360989
    >>33360827
    I burst out into laughter and tears.
    >> Juice 01/17/12(Tue)21:31 No.33360997
    >>33360855
    She's spilling the milk.

    That whore.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:31 No.33361005
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    >>33360715
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)21:31 No.33361021
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    >>33360894

    Doesn't seem that unlikely, especially for Discord.
    >> BraveSpark !HjPaiNTo3Y 01/17/12(Tue)21:31 No.33361023
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    >>33360979
    >rainbow dash gets a boyfriend
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:32 No.33361029
    >>33360863
    If earth ponies had been doing magic free winter wraps up for hundreds of years, they could have easily been doing it that way before they moved to 'that place by the crossroads that sells the best magic apple jab stuff'.

    I'm a bit more interested in WHY they're so adverse to using magic. The unicorns in Canterlot seem to be pretty good at magicing away winter, and you thing a little magic would be helpful, even if it's not from Twilight. It's not like there are hardly any unicorns in town.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:32 No.33361034
    >>33360977
    I think they are the Smith like Applehack Smith and Macintosh Smith.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:32 No.33361061
    >>33361023
    She'd be bi then.
    I'm pretty sure her and gilda were together.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:33 No.33361074
    >>33361061
    >Fanon
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:33 No.33361080
    >>33361023
    I think the point of using Mac and Cheerilii is ignoring the mane cast.

    >>33361061
    Take a load of this faggot.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:33 No.33361081
    WHAT THE FUCK?!

    WHY DID THEY MAKE A SHIPPING EPISODE?!

    WHY?!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:33 No.33361087
    >>33361029
    They're just jealous. "We don't need none a that fancy schmancy magic, damn unicorns can't do anything the hard way."
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 01/17/12(Tue)21:33 No.33361094
    >>33360871
    Ponies appear to be the dominant species in Equestria, yes, but it's likely that other nations have zebra, griffin, or the like as the dominant species.

    I wonder a bit about the dragons myself. The young Spike is obviously a highly social critter, where as the older dragons appear far more solitary and far less intelligent. Then, there is that whole horde=growth.

    How did Celestia end up with Spike anyways? I know that's an old, old question, but with that whole growth episode, I feel like we've been given new info in which to work.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:33 No.33361104
    >>33361081
    Because >merchandising
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:34 No.33361110
    >you will never help Rarity get home as quick as you can, carrying her part of the way when running gets too risky
    >you will never set her down on top of you as she sighs in utter relief, her urine flowing forcefully into your mouth as you drink deep from her
    >this will never go on for minutes, her overfull bladder slowly emptying as she showers you with compliments about how gentlemanly you are for helping a lady with her more private needs
    >> LETHY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr 01/17/12(Tue)21:34 No.33361111
    >>33361081
    Just to show how much the CMC are like the Powerpuff Girls!
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 01/17/12(Tue)21:34 No.33361114
    >>33360913
    One is misunderstanding the intents of a person, the other is historical knowledge.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:34 No.33361119
    >>33361081
    because VALENTINES DAY
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)21:34 No.33361124
    >>33360977

    >Ponyville is built on the ground where the ancient city of Ponyville once stood. Celestia saw the city rise and fall during the Lunar Revolt. Thousands of years later, when the Smiths settled there, she told them about ancient Ponyville and her story inspired the settler ponies to name the spot after it.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:34 No.33361126
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    >>33360715
    Oh boy

    Here comes the feels

    and I thought I would never feel anything ever again
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:34 No.33361129
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    >>33361023
    >Lyra seen walking around town with a stallion
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:34 No.33361136
    >>33361029
    They dont have enough unicorns.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:34 No.33361138
    >>33361061
    Yeah and you forgot fluttershy's unrequited love.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:34 No.33361149
    Fluttershy is a very ugly pony
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:34 No.33361150
    >>33360715
    >start wondering where fluffy pony is
    >she's nowhere to be found
    >file a missing pet report
    >two days later
    >you smell something
    >go into the basement
    >fluffy pony's bloated body is sticking out of a bucket of water
    >she somehow fell into it and got her head stuck
    >next to here are some extra pillows
    >she was trying to take them out of storage
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:34 No.33361151
    >>33361081
    Because big mac is a pile of shit and no one cares.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)21:35 No.33361159
    >>33361110

    Faceless, your Trip is off.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:35 No.33361161
    >>33361081
    Its just gonna be a wacky CMC episode.
    >> BraveSpark !HjPaiNTo3Y 01/17/12(Tue)21:35 No.33361178
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    >mr. and mrs. cake are caught swinging
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 01/17/12(Tue)21:35 No.33361182
    >>33360871
    Also, my head canon is that Celestia and Luna are extremely powerful, keeping Equestria safe from all threats save Discord or Nightmare Moon level baddies. Discord was a god in his own right, stealing control of day and night right out of Celestia's hands.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:35 No.33361188
    >>33361151
    You are talking shit about Deaf husbando? He is going to rape you.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:35 No.33361194
    >>33361150
    HAHAHAHAHAHA my sides!
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 01/17/12(Tue)21:36 No.33361200
    >>33361111
    ...Wait, what? I don't remember the girls ever getting the professor a girlfriend...
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:36 No.33361212
    >>33361159
    >he thinks I'm faceless
    not sure what feel
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:36 No.33361224
    >>33361200
    Miss Keen.
    >> Sparkler 01/17/12(Tue)21:36 No.33361225
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    >Come home from the pet store with your brand new fluffy poni
    >Despite the reassurances of the store owner, you still have a nagging feeling she isn't house trained, will probably make a mess of things, etc
    >You've already bought her bed, food bowl, wool conditioner, everything necessary to make a fluffy poni happy
    >Once you've presented the necessities of her continued life in your tiny student apartment, she bounces around gleefully on the carpet, nearly knocking down your brand-new HDTV in the process
    >An absurd race breaks out, you trying to create some sort of damage control as fluffy pone thinks it's a race, ever speeding up faster and faster as her tiny little legs allow

    >Eventually she skids on the carpet
    >The momentum flings her across the floor, bouncing off the panel walls like a gummyball
    >Flies straight out the window into the street below

    >Horrified, you run down to the streets
    >Fluffy pone pokes her head out of a dumpster, smiling gleefully at you
    >Randy Savage comes up behind her, flexing his biceps
    >"NO BANDITS HERE; SAVAGEMAN AWAY!"
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 01/17/12(Tue)21:37 No.33361236
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    >>33360935
    No.

    As in, Celestia and Discord's first battle for Equestria.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:37 No.33361247
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    >> Glaive 01/17/12(Tue)21:37 No.33361260
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    >>33361149
    I will fucking cut you
    >> LETHY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY!!WN/xeQtBCUr 01/17/12(Tue)21:37 No.33361267
    >>33361200
    http://www.tv.com/shows/the-powerpuff-girls/keen-on-keane-not-so-awesome-blossom-221780/
    And it was a valentines episode.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:37 No.33361268
    >>33361200
    But there was an episode where the PPG try to get the professor a girlfriend.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:38 No.33361286
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    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:38 No.33361289
    >>33361200
    do you even watch the show?
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 01/17/12(Tue)21:38 No.33361306
    >>33361124
    >Old Ponyville and New Ponyville
    I just might steal that wholesell

    Maybe not the Lunar Revolt part, but whatever.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:39 No.33361310
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    >>33361150
    >people find this funny
    >> Deafdefiler !bll4ybGPow 01/17/12(Tue)21:39 No.33361331
    >>33361289
    Years and years ago, I did, but I doubt I've seen every episode and even if I had it's been quite a while.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:40 No.33361346
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    >>33360935
    >shipping
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:40 No.33361352
    >>33361310
    i don't. ;_;
    >> BraveSpark !HjPaiNTo3Y 01/17/12(Tue)21:40 No.33361355
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    >>33361310
    to each is own i suppose
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:40 No.33361356
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    >>33361310
    >everything posted here is the truth and not just so people can get a reaction from you
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:40 No.33361365
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    >people find fluffy pone cute
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:40 No.33361367
    >get your brand new fluffy pony
    >you just named her and everything
    >the moment she heard you were taking her to your home to live with you forever, she said "I wuv you" and gave your leg a hug
    >you're driving home now
    >fluffy pony is strapped in a child safety seat in the back
    >she has her face pressed up against the window
    >it's her first time outside the shelter
    >she's fascinated by everything
    >she keeps babbling about the things going by the road
    >those are called cars, you tell her
    >she says she loves cars
    >arrive home
    >get out of the car, unstrap fluffy pony from her seat
    >she races out, nothing but a colorful blur
    >she runs into the road
    >right in front of a car doing at least 15 over the posted
    >she raises her arms to give it a hug
    >impact.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:40 No.33361368
    >>33361111
    Oh god.

    And Applebloom has a red bow like Blossom.
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 01/17/12(Tue)21:40 No.33361377
    >>33361021
    Yeah, the trouble I'm afraid of is that he's not exactly suppose to be breaking the forth wall, but it is a term he'd throw at Celestia in a mocking way, implying that she's absolutely no threat, even adorable in her rebellion.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)21:41 No.33361382
    >>33361306

    Perfectly alright with me. But I retain the right to Old Ponyville being an ancient city full of pony cultists trying to revive their Old Gods sleeping outside of time and space.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:41 No.33361405
    >>33361368
    >Lauren Faust was originally going to make G4 about the CMC and Celestia a la PPG and the professor
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:42 No.33361412
    >>33361367
    >and then she drowns in the sewers
    >> RagingSemi !.7WdLd240M 01/17/12(Tue)21:42 No.33361419
    >>33361367
    *slow clap*
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)21:42 No.33361420
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    >>33361310

    How do you still not understand that this is a hive of scum and villainy?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:42 No.33361424
    You know the dangers involving fluffy ponies and water. Drowning is the leading cause of fluffy pony death. But she's been asking. Over and over. Ever since you hung up that portrait of a sailboat gliding across the ocean. She says you promised her at one point. Promised her you'd take her to the beach. Promised her you'd let her go swimming. She wants it more than anything else in the world. She's tried everything to get you to take her. Cuddling, crying, not eating, eating everything, attempting to cook for you. She even tried to file your taxes for you. What a mess that was. It's her birthday today. You got her a bouncy ball and a coloring book, with easy to use crayons (fluffy unicorns sometimes have trouble using their magic. She struggles to do the simplest things. But you love her all the same. You'll tell her she's no different than the other unicorns, but she's still hurt by their insults), but she doesn't want any of that. The only thing that's on her mind is going to the beach. She wants it more than anything in the world right now. It's only a half hour drive, she says. Just one day. Pretty please? She's looking up at you with those eyes. So full of innocent joy. Do you take her?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:42 No.33361429
    >>33361081
    i want to know why they made a furry diaper episode. what the fuck were they thinking. now i understand why faust left the show. season2 is turning to shit fast.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:43 No.33361447
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    >>33361367
    even though these are so sad I still love them
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 01/17/12(Tue)21:43 No.33361454
    >>33361029
    I imagine tradition of some kind. A pride in being an earth pony and having some degree of autonomy when push comes to shove. Or simply rememberhing the ways forefathers had to do it. I don't think they are adverse to magic, so much as not using it was a celebration.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:43 No.33361464
    >>33361424
    I'd take her to the beach, but she'll drown in the sea.

    >andnothingofvaluewaslost.tiff
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)21:43 No.33361466
    >>33361367

    NOO! FLUFFY PONE!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:44 No.33361498
    >>33361405
    I think Twilight is a good enough substitute for the professor.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:44 No.33361507
    >>33361420
    What is Holy Bajeebuz 1 by the way?
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 01/17/12(Tue)21:44 No.33361512
    >>33360618
    Yes?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:45 No.33361515
    "I'm sorry, but... I'm not ready. Can we ... maybe just be friends?"

    Your eyes narrow to slits. You'd read all the right signals, given plenty of your own and she'd reacted perfectly, and now she's giving you the 'let's be friends' talk? "Bullshit!", the angry little man in your head yells. As the rage builds, you begin to lose control, and advance on Fluttershy's oblivious form.

    "I mean, I really, really like you, but-" The sentence cuts off as you clap a hand over her mouth. Her eyes finally meet yours, brief confusion quickly transitioning into fear as she sees the odd juxtaposition of cold rage and a burning lust she's only seen before on animals in heat. You bring your weight to bear, forcing her to the ground. Terrified, she can't even move, eyes glued to your free hand as it travels down, giving a quick grope somewhere she never allowed you to touch, and then continuing down to undo the front of your pants.

    Her eyes widen as your erection flops out, the full extent of her situation finally dawning on her. She suddenly begins to put up a fight, trying to get your hand off her mouth, but you react with a swift punch to the side of her head, and after a promise of worse to come she settles down, tears brimming in her eyes. You take your hand off her mouth, grab her hips, and flip her over, then quickly remove what little obstruction still lays between you and your prize.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:45 No.33361519
    >>33361365
    Oh good, I'm not the only one who thinks fluffy pony looks really dumb.
    >> sentenal01 !K2twta9DBo 01/17/12(Tue)21:45 No.33361522
    >>33361477
    >>33361477
    >>33361477
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 01/17/12(Tue)21:45 No.33361539
    >>33361346
    Poor Celestia.

    He's just doing it because he thinks your reactions are funny.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:45 No.33361540
    >>33361367
    If it was truly a fluffy pony the fluff would protect it.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:46 No.33361549
    >>33361367
    >you open your teary eyes, terrified of what you'll see
    >fluffy pone is giggling as she hugs the car
    >her fluff absorbed the entire impact, the driver recovering slowly from the airbag he took to the face
    >> Glaive 01/17/12(Tue)21:46 No.33361560
    >>33361515
    How uncouth!
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:46 No.33361562
    She lays on her belly on the floor in front of you, face twisted in fear as you grab the ass you've so long wanted to feel and lift, forcing her up onto her knees though her upper chest still lays flat against the ground.You give yourself a few quick strokes, and guide your cock to that beautiful entrance. You slip up and down along it a few times, and she begins crying openly; she's dry, and has mentioned before that she's a virgin. Out of some small sympathy, you work your fingers over and around her slit, until it's at least a little moist, then guide yourself back against her.

    "No... don't..."

    Deaf to her pleads, you press forward, painfully forcing your way into her most private place. The feeling is incredible; she screams, likely at the top of her lungs but so softly even you, just a few feet away, can barely hear. You lean forward, and let her know in a whisper that unless she's louder nobody will hear her, nobody will save her, and punctuate the final word by slamming the rest of your length inside her.

    And that's it. Somebody help me convince Deaf to finish this one.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)21:46 No.33361566
    >>33361377

    The thing is Discord is past the fourth wall even when he's serious. Look at the guy like Mr. Mytzlplik from Superman. He's a being outside of normal time and space. Besides, that isn't all that self-referential.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:46 No.33361568
    >>33361429
    >they should avoid anything involving babies because some fag on the internet gets upset over diaper fetishes.

    Makes perfect sense.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:46 No.33361572
    >>33360715
    holy fuck do people really read all this shit?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:46 No.33361578
    >fluffy pony's hungry
    >she's tugging at your legs
    >she wants food
    >you hand her some saltine crackers
    >she eats about five of them
    >her mouth is suddenly completely dry
    >she's working her mouth up and down, trying to swallow what remains of the crackers
    >she's smacking her lips together, trying to get some moisture in there
    >she does this for half an hour
    >finally you get her a glass of water to help her out
    >you pat her gently on the back while she drinks it
    >she says thanks and scampers off to play with crayons
    >she most definitely doesnt drown
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:47 No.33361600
    >>33361515
    Time for some extreme cuddles.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:47 No.33361604
    >>33361562
    >man raping the woman

    LAAAAAME
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:47 No.33361621
    >>33361578
    >and then she falls to her death
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:47 No.33361622
    >>33361578
    >she chokes on the crayons
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 01/17/12(Tue)21:48 No.33361660
    >>33361566
    Ahh, I loved those episodes with that little imp. Everything just went nuts.

    Yeah, I'll keep it in mind and just may use it when time comes. It seems to fit for Discord, being self referential or not.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:49 No.33361666
    http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=applejack
    >> Glaive 01/17/12(Tue)21:49 No.33361678
    >>33361562
    >Deaf to her pleads

    >Deaf
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:50 No.33361702
    If we're worldbuilding, what about the everfree forest? All we know about that is that it's filled with things that seem to thumb their noses at the way the rest of the world works. And that at some point in the past, Celestia and Luna had a castle right in the middle of it.

    I've always figured that the old castle was part of a Canterlot-style capitol before it fell to weirdness, but that really doesn't explain HOW things got so unnatural.
    >> Gorodetsky !!vhc6VOBIJwW 01/17/12(Tue)21:50 No.33361706
    >>33361660

    This is for Paradise, right? I'm looking forward to how this all turns out.
    >> Juice 01/17/12(Tue)21:52 No.33361815
    >>33361512
    just wanted to know if you wanted the marker

    unless you're busy or somethin
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)21:54 No.33361864
    >>33361477
    >> Sparkler 01/17/12(Tue)21:54 No.33361868
    >>33361562
    >Nobody will ask you to finish their rapefic
    >> Leth !Leth/HQgHY 01/17/12(Tue)21:55 No.33361896
    >>33361815
    I can post it in the new thread if you delete it at XX:56.

    Thanks Juice!
    >> Juice 01/17/12(Tue)21:55 No.33361918
    >>33361896
    will do!
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 01/17/12(Tue)21:56 No.33361931
    >>33361706
    Yeah, I ended up spending the hiatus thinking about the best way to make Discord part of the story.

    He's still aways off, but my planning has far out paced my productivity.
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)22:00 No.33362113
    We dead?
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)22:01 No.33362164
    >>33362113
    thread here

    >>33361477
    >> Karel !EIlelCfNmI 01/17/12(Tue)22:08 No.33362382
    So. The results for individual ponies are actually not that interesting, given the work, but I will put them here anyway.

    I tried the words:
    pinkie, pie, twilight, sparkle, applejack, rainbow, dash, rarity, fluttershy, celestia, luna, discord, scootaloo
    for every one I tried to find which words are used the most in the same post. Some of the results (take it as "probability of shipping" if you want):

    pinkie
    ---
    dash
    twilight
    pony
    fluttershy
    rarity
    episode
    rainbow

    pie
    ---
    piece
    shit
    pony (ouch, the best pony is really disliked)
    ponies
    twilight
    pieces
    dash
    rarity

    twilight ("sparkle" gaves more or less the same results)
    ---
    pinkie
    pony
    rarity
    sparkle
    celestia
    dash
    fluttershy
    twilight's
    ponies
    spike
    magic

    applejack
    ---
    rarity
    dash
    twilight
    fluttershy
    pinkie
    pony
    rainbow
    ponies
    pie
    episode

    (breaking it into another reply)
    >> Anonymous 01/17/12(Tue)22:08 No.33362402
    >>33362382
    Dude! Post it here >>33361477

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