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01/17/12(Tue)03:05 No. 33337290 File1326787504.png -(45 KB, 510x546, Gifts from Celestia, and a(...).png ) SHITTY WRITEFAGGING: "The magical journey of Lucius the Eternal and Pinkie Pie, Part One."Lucius and Pinkie stared at the roof through the smoky haze. "Whoooa. Did you, like, see that dragon? It, like, got all small an' shit, sisssster..." hissed Lucius, waving his whip at the general point in the air where he saw it. "Like, hand me the bong, and like, the stimms too. This is some gooood shit here." "What's this 'hand' stuff? What's a hand?" chirped Pinkie, trying in vain to smoke three strands of omega-weed from the seperate bongs at the same time. "That's a funny word, hand! HA! HAND! HA-AAAAND!" "That's like, far Slanessh-damn out, sister!" shouted Lucius, turning to face his fellow Champion of Slaneesh. "Whowowa, I never knew ya' were a horse!" "I'm not a pony! I'M A SPIDER!" cried Pinkie in response, as she tried and failed to scuttle up the wall, abandoning the bongs. "I'll eat your face, rawr!" "Rawrrin' spidersss? It's like all my nightmares made real! I LOVVIT!" cried Lucius, grabbing the nearest syringe and trying to inject himself with it, but due to his inebriated state, he failed terribly, instead givng the floor the best high of its life. "Aww yeah, I can see fuckin' forever!" continued the Champion, seemingly unaware that he had failed to do drugs. Pinkie bounced off the wall and licked the fallen drugs off the floor. "I left some Havaian Ultra-Cocaine in the pie, where's that? I like cocaince." she interjected, taking a deep breath from the nearest bong. "I, uh, gave that t' those damn kids. Shit, I think we have two new cultists! That rhubarb in there's fresh from the Slaneesh-damn fields!" rambled Lucius, drawing, activating, and throwing his power-sword into the hazy cloud covering the ceiling. In the other room, Brother Alpharius and Brother Alpharius of the Alpha Leigon listened intently. "That was good pie, too..." said Alpharius, wiping some crumbs off his face. "Fucking moron." retored Alpharius.