I love all the ponies their flesh and their bonies

defenders of cupcakes and shooting star wishes

>>33335227
is...is that what I think it is?

>>33337724
Ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies

>>33337752
>>33337724
>>33335227
I love you both.
You guys made my day.

Sup /co/ just got a new phone.

>>33337785
looks like you also lost a lot of self respect

>>33337785
Aw, why.

This is the only pony thread around, huh? It'll have to do. All I want to say is I finally saw all the episodes and I'm really enjoying it. I don't care what anyone else says, I'm glad I joined in on the fun. The contempt people have for ponyfans is misguided, bronies may deserve it but not all of you are bronies anyway. I'm also glad to be apart of your community, should you accept me.

>>33337888
You mean part of our herd.
Welcome, brony.

>>33337888
We are all bronies here, and so are you. Why else would you have come to this place?

>>33337785
shading reminds me of G3.

>>33337888
So it was said to me, so I shall say it to you.

Welcome to the herd.

>>33337888
You gonna stick around for the >rape?

>>33337714
Perhaps.

He was nice, though. Gave pie to little children who were really Alpha Legions and didn't afraid of anything.

>>33337888
>proposing friendship
WHAAAAARBGHL
GET OUT OF HERE!

>>33337888
Neat. It is a good show.
Be warned though, these threads steal life.
If you do intend to hang around, you should probably use http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/
Points at the current general, and archives most of the old ones.

>>33337919
he won't want to, but he will

>>33337888
bienvenue dans le troupeau

>>33337950
ROT IN HELL.

>>33337950
FUCK YOU

>>33337919
Somebody said >rape?

>>33337954
Plan on it!

>>33337950
The >Raped Crusader?

>give in to temptation and finally write a first chapter of a probably horrible pony crossover idea
>that feel

MENTLEGEN. I REQUIRE ALL YOUR BABY CAKES.

>>33337997
leenk!

>>33337999
Sure thing babycakes

>>33337999

>>33337999
I hate those fucking baby models

>>33337950
really?

>>33337999
BABBY CAKES IS BEST CAKES

>>33337999

http://www.livestream.com/phndraws
http://www.livestream.com/phndraws
http://www.livestream.com/phndraws
Gonna start a new drawing tonight. Come and enjoy!

>>33338010

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/7138/1/Metempsychosis-of-the-Pony/The-Dream

May YHVH have mercy on my soul for this

>>33338017
It's keyworded and people were moving to it.

What's the big deal?

what age do pones grow pupils?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a_pOzsq7Gs
>*finds self huming this in the middle of class*
>me: uh...sorry every.pony...BODY! *mutters* fuuuuuck...
>everyone:HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA­HA!
>me: *unzips sweatshirt, has a brony shirt on* haters gonna hate
>pwnmaster8642 1 week ago

>>33338013
I think the new ones are much better than the one we saw in Mare do well.

>>33338013
better than the other one

>>33338034
oh fandom you so silly

>>33337900
>>33337909
>>33337914

I am not a brony, no matter what you say. I am a ponyfan though, or even a ponyfag if you want. I just think brony is a whole new level. But, being part of your herd sounds like a nice welcome. I appreciate it.

>>33337919
I'll find out what that exactly is and cry at the sight of it in time.

>>33337922
You can count on me to always preach about bonds.

>>33337925
Thanks, this is just what I need.

For the record, my favorite pony is Applejack.

>>33338023
>TV-Y
iTunes rips for gifs, people.

>>33337888
we're like the /v/ of the fandom
we almost never talk about the show, we have way too much off topic crap, we argue a lot, but at least we have decent opinions

>>33338047

>Applejack

Acceptable but still not Pinkie/Rarity/Twilight tier

>>33338047
> Applejack.
shitstorm imminent

>>33338047
>Applejack
She is a good pony to like. Welcome.

>>33338047
oh good an avatarfag, I hope the mods ban you

>>33338025
I love your streams but I can't be in there all the time man.

>>33338047
Best not keep that avataring up.

>>33338047
>For the record, my favorite pony is Applejack.
A fine choice.

>>33338047
Well, I have no rape. I don't save smut.

So have a cute picture instead.

>>33338066
>>33338067
>>33338068

Dem simultaneous >Applejack

>>33338058
speaking of which, is there a torrent of the new episode yet?

brb pirate bay

>>33338047
>http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/01/opinion/sunday/the-words-that-defined-2011.html
>BRONY
>A man who is a fan of the television cartoon “My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.” Formed from “bro,” brother or male friend, and pony.

>fanfiction
if i were to post an excerpt and ask for critique, would i get any replies right now? or are night threads a bad place to ask?

We like ponies.

WE ALL hate bronies.

>>33338070

I could use stuff like this instead

>>33337888
wheres the hall of shame addition?

>>33338093

Well, I just posted >>33338029 so it couldn't hurt

I missed the circlejerk for LK but I think he's the bees knees

>>33338047
>I'll find out what that exactly is and cry at the sight of it in time.

I have a fetish. I sometimes talk about it. People call me things like 'rapey' as a result, and most threads start with at least one or two posts that are just the word '>rape'.

It's not that big of a deal.

its morning here, and midday in slav land, so dont expect it to be bustling with life

>>33337999

Sure thing.

>>33338012
>>33338013
>>33338024

But they're so fucking cute...

>>33338088
now that ponyarchive is gone I don't know about torrents, but DH has a MU link

>>33338105
Shut up LK draw Twist with giant knockers already.

The main thing that differentiates /co/ from all the other ponyfaggots is how self conscious we are about how retarded we are

We know that the whole 'fandom' thing isnt something to take seriously...it's just dumb fun

>>33338089

Do we have to have this discussion again?

brony carries a negative connotation, we invented the word, and now that it has been misappropriated we no longer identify with it.

now we seem to identify with the term ponyfag

although if you ask me, you don't need a title just because you watch a certain cartoon

>>33338131
Can do, but it will only be pony

>>33338133
LOVE AND TOLERANCE BRONY!

BROHOOF!

>>33338025
Why is Applebloom wearing an eye-patch

>>33338122
>>33338088
http://pony.bronyasia.com/torrents2.php

>>33338111
>he thinks he's the only one
You lead the horde. You are not the horde.

>>33338105
Sweetie is so awkward she should have spaghetti shooting from her at all times

>>33338029
>http://www.fimfiction.net/story/7138/1/Metempsychosis-of-the-Pony/The-Dream
you should be a little more fluent and detailed with your imagery, dreams tend to be really emotion based or perception based, with some errant thoughts thrown in

>>33338088
>>33338122
yayponies.eu

Should get the iTunes rips pretty soon after release. Too bad Apple is releasing about a day later than they used to.

>>33338141
FFFFFFFFF-okay.

>>33338122
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6961769/My_Little_Pony_-_S2E13_-_Baby_Cakes_(1080p)

bam

one thousand and eighty progressive.

>>33338143
She's not.

There's sparks back there, but no eyepatch.

>>33338137
>although if you ask me, you don't need a title just because you watch a certain cartoon
ding ding ding ding

>>33338104
and you're not getting even a nibble

>>33338146
Didn't say I was...

>>33338137
Time for the Pepperbroni talk again?

What do pony jacket look like?

>another manual spammer

hey guy, x comes with a post hiding function, yknow

>>33338148

Yeah, I guess. But, uh, this isn't exactly a normal dream, so I thought it was a little more important to be descriptive.

>>33338089

I refuse to accept this.

And alright, I'll stop with the Yusei images. I was just having fun.

>>33338158

SHUT UP MAN, I'M A FREAKAZOIDER AND PROUD.

>>33338170
>implying i'm not fapping right now

say what you will about jar jar as a character, but damn is he sexy

>>33338146
deaf doesn't lead dick

>>33338187
ME-SA WANTS ITS UP THE ASS

>>33338167

>Pepperbroni talk

Which one was that?

>>33338198

Bronies = Trekkies
MLP fans = Star Trek fans

Get your retarded facts right, you fuckheads.

>>33338179
you can still be descriptive without being dry.
it'd sort of like trying to watch TV with people in the room talking. the little quips of the conversation can sort of mess you up for a split second when trying to watch the TV as your brain accidentally crosses signals, but you're still primarily watching the TV

you could also put in the opening paragraph that these dreams are always very dry and straightforward, how the character wishes he could have a more fanciful dream once in a while

>>33338215
>posting that
MAXIMUM
FUCK

>>33338221
Bronies = Furries
ponyfans = anthro fans
deal with it.

>>33338206
>Calling ourselves bronies just because we like a show is silly. It's like saying you're a pepperbroni because you like pizza!

And then we spend two or three threads making fun of ourselves, the same basic conversations but about pizza instead of FiM.

...Come to think of it, we haven't done that in a long time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajwnmkEqYpo

>>33338266
food pones have rather taken it to its logical conclusion

>>33338266

God dammit, I missed that by like, 2 hours and haven't really understood it till now

alright thanks, dude

Pumpkin's hair
Pound's name

Prior to watching the show, in December I had a dream in which Rarity made an appearance. I didn't really think anything of it besides that it was weird. It kinda helped me decide that I would start watching the show, I guess. Fast forward to January, where I've gotten far into the show, I had some dream where Fluttershy makes an appearance. I'm starting to think that there is going to be some full circle thing that will be completed in a couple of months, as long as I dream about the remaining set of ponies. Actually this is fucked up, I'm not sure what is going to happen should the rest of these dreams happen. Has this happened to anyone before? Oh, and nothing at all happened in those dreams you sick fucks.

>>33338291

Bascially

All the Daawws and fetishes you could have with food-themed ponies

E.g. http://pastebin.com/VRSFFSzu

>Cuddle Contest fic has 28 hits

Ooohh, lovely. That's more than I was expecting! Maybe I should put it on the clopfic directory too? Or is is too short?

http://pastebin.com/rG2z09AU

Just in case anyone wants to take a look.

Warning: sex.

THIS THREAD IS JUST BONKERS.

>>33338265
...this is actually really accurate.

>>33338302
Believe it or not, it has.
Pinkie will come to take you away.

>>33338306
Everything should be put in the clopfic directory.

so i herd u like pmpadours

>>33338308
HAVE SOME SNACKS WITH ME, THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD!

>>33338294
god, you are so late with that shit

>>33338304

>>33338294
Bit slow on the uptake, pal.
We already have fanart.

>>33338308
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbqFGapihP0

>>33338294
HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT

>>33338314

That... that's fucking horrifying.

>>33338302
>>33338314

>I will never have a pony dream

>>33338358
You probably think I'm joking.
There was a guy with a pretty similar story to yours. Getting visited by ponies in his dreams.
Pinkie was visiting, moslty. Getting more and more agressive, pulling him in to ponyville every night.
He doesn't post here any more.

READY TO DIE

>>33338302
Last night I had a dream where Ashliegh Ball and Andrea Libman were in a relationship. Kind of weird.

>>33338371

NO.

>>33338365
>that feel when you dream you're posting on MLPG
>multiple times

>>33338302
If the ponies in your dreams invite you to join them by "leaving the human world" (i.e. an heroing yourself) you're pretty much screwed.

>>33338382
>shipping

WAH!

>>33338389

I've actually had dreams of MLPG and tripfags too

I wake up hating myself

>>33338302
Nothing happened in those dreams? Then why do we care?

>>33338369

Well, that kind of fate might not be so bad. I mean, if they don't kill you or anything in that nature. To be honest it sounds fun, but being stuck there forever would be, uh... overboard.

>>33338371

>>33338371

last night i had a dream where i had to carefully transport a small nuclear weapon with a mercury trigger on it, so no tilting

the last thing i remember for suddenly waking up was tripping slightly on a step

who the fuck has pony dreams seriously

>>33338391
SHIPPING.

http://ponyleaks.yoursiblings.org/2012/01/upcoming-episode-hearts-and-hooves-day.html

>Upcoming Episode “Hearts and Hooves Day” (S02E17)

>Air date: February 11, 2012, 15:00 UTC (10 a.m. EST) (time not confirmed)

>Synopsis: “The Cutie Mark Crusaders make Miss Cheerilee and Big Macintosh fall in love.” (Zap2it)

>>33338434

>Cherimac

>>33338414
>not even a real horsedick

Fucking gross.

>>33338434
Sad deafdefiler in 3..2..1..

Not really sure how I feel about this one. I wish it were stronger, like Twilight was just bending and twisting back in pain from the constriction.

>>33338371
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn81P8ihsOw

>>33338434
...Good night, folks.

>>33338434
wat

>>33338434
I have never boner'd this hard in my entire life.

>>33338434
>Big Macintosh
>he just says 'Eeyup' the whole episode irregardless

>>33338434
That's... huh.

>>33338434

>another god damn CMC episode

why do the writers hate the main cast?

>>33338463
thats because he's just fucking her the whole episode

>>33338434
I will miss shipping Cheerilee, but this will kill all Big Mac ships, so that's a pretty even trade

>>33338434

>CHEERILEE SCREEN TIME
>BIG MAC SCREEN TIME

I DON'T CARE IF IT'S UNEXPECTED SHIPPING FUELL, FUCKING CHEERILEE SCREEN TIME.

>>33338463

>irregardless

>>33338434
all of my why

>>33338471
And you can just go fuck yourself.

>>33338474
>shipping fuel
>implying the CMC ever succeed at anything
They'll be friends at the end of the episode.

god dammit why is this affecting me at all

>>33338434
incoming clockwork orange homage

>"This is cheeriliee. You love her."
>"EEEEEEEEYYUUUUUUUUUPPP EEEEYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!"

>>33338471

>this will kill all Big Mac ships

But that implies that shippers are rational people

>>33338455
kill me

>>33338487
True dat.

Someday my Mr. Cake/Senor Sparkle ship will be embraced by others.

>>33338487
Well of course they aren't, just look at rapey, but at least this provides excellent fuel for trolling

>>33338471
No more Fluttermac is good day
>>33338475
I AM NOT FACKING INTERESTED, IN THE PECULIARITIES OF YOUR STUPID LANGUAGE

>>33338482
I know how that feels bro.

>>33338511
At least I've never tried to rationalize it in canon.

>Haven't watched the last 2 new episodes.
>Almost completely losing interest in this show.

>>33338531
that's just laziness

>>33338434

BUT WHY.

>>33338512

YOU SAID FUCKING NOTHING. IRREGARDLESS MAKES NO SENSE AS A WORD. IT'S DOUBLE NEGATIVE YOU FUCKING RETARD, IT ACTUALLY MEANS "WITH REGARD TO".

>>33338548
Because god hates me.

>>33338434
ponychan will be mad
i will be happy
i think it sounds adorable in a parent trap sort of way

don't kill me

Anyone still drawing sleepypone? I love sleepypone.

>>33338455
nice way to ignore my advice

>>33338557
I'M LAUGHING AT HOW FACKING LIVID YOU SEEM TO BE, WHILST I JUST DON'T GIVE A DAMN.
MY POINT WAS INTERPRETED CORRECTLY BY EVERYONE ELSE YOU WHINY PONCE.

>>33338566

>>33338575
ross never takes advice, ever. he's always right and everyone else i just an animu loving tasteless faggot remember?

>>33338434
BETTER THAN THE MANE SIX FINDING A BOYFRIEND

ALSO FUCK FLUTTERMAC, THE WORST FUCKING SHITSHIP

>>33338339
>>33338294

Well, shit, I haven not been paying close enough attention to those little tykes.

>>33338599

>mane

>>33338599
Because Cheerimac is so much better, right?

>>33338590
Post all of them. If you don't mind, that is.

>>33338609
Eeyup

>>33338609
dude who gives a shit, it's just shipping, just watch the show

>>33338607
holy shit were you just born?

>>33338485

>>33338599
Oh come on, it was the only straight ship that didn't get fucking laughed at just for being straight. It at least deserves credit for that.

>>33338612
are you that avatarfag from ponychan that avatarfags as sleepyhead

>>33338612
look how sleepy she is!

it's like, she really needs sleep

but she isn't asleep yet!

:D

>>33338617

NO HORSE PUNS, UNLESS YOU ARE A TALKING CARTOON HORSE!

>>33338576

NO, NO IT WAS NOT. I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT YOU SAID. DID YOU MEAN HE GOES EEYUP BECAUSE OR DESPITE IT? HOW SHOULD I FUCKING KNOW?

THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF WORDS YOU MORONS, TO CONVEY A PRECISE IDEA TO OTHER PEOPLE. YOU CAN'T USE A WORD WHICH MEANS SOMETHING WHEN YOU MEAN SOMETHING ELSE AND THEN EXPECT PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN.

holy fuck i've never opened a pony thread before. woah you guys are serious about this shit.

>>33338631
I've never even been to ponychan. I just like sleepyhead.

Ok this is what I have so far.
RD is a greyhound, for obvious reasons
Rarity a standard Poodle, for obvious reasins
Fluttershy is a Saluki, slender, graceful and very gentle

For Twilight, I can't decide between Border Collie and German Shepherd. If she's a Border, then the Apple Famile can't be Rough Collies and I'd probably make them Corgis or Mastiff.
I've not even started considering Pinkie yet.
Advice. I seek it.

>>33338639
YOU SHUT THE HELL UP

>>33338634
>he's not a talking cartoon horse

Cherrimac... Ok that could be worse. Yeah. Actually it might be good.

>>33338639

YOU TAKE THAT BACK! I'LL KILL YOU!

There is only ONE ship in MLP.

ONLY ONE.

All the otherts can go to hell

>>33338643
you know ten times more about dogs than anyone here, we can't really give advice

>>33338657
You are forgetting manesix x manesix

>>33338643
Already told you, Big Mac as an English Mastiff.

>>33338302
You troubled individual. You're one of THEM. Such unluck.

There are more like you.

This disorder has been going on for a long, long time. Even before the first generation, they have had dreams about the G4 characters. One by one, the main six would take turns invading the calm minds of humans, their "targets". In each one, they attempt to persuade the human into leaving the real world and joining theirs. Their primary victims are those who are weak-minded and have a socially crippling... detachment. Their appearances would be several weeks apart, though, as to not alarm their patient.

Of course, back then, the average human would have no attachment to these characters, and would dismiss it all. But now, the equine doctors of time and space seem to have taken the recent cult following to their advantage, and are causing young minds to be destroyed... When a human follows a soul seeker into another universe, even their most basic functions are disabled.

They begin to show incompetence in rational thinking. They do unspeakable things in public. They feel compelled to express their loyalty to their otherworldly hosts by seeking out (and if necessary, purchasing) idols...sound familiar?

This is the nature of a fandom. You're what they call a "brony".

>>33338612
actually I drew that, I dont have a sleepy pone folder.

I really should do

>>33338643
Pinkie can be a bouncy little shnouzer

>>33338612

>>33338627
I fucking laughed at it for that

>>33338643
But wouldn't Twilight make a good corgi?

And Pinkie could be a chow chow.

>>33338654

Are they the same age? If Cheerilee was wearing big 80s hair, was Mac wearing a bright neon plastic jacket back then?

So I take it I'm the only one here who absolutely adored them? They were getting a warm reception on Saturday morning, but...

>>33338676

>>33338686
He was a kid at the same time as AJ was, so Cheerilee's probably twice his age.

>>33338686
no, he just likes old musty pussy

>>33338686

Now that cherimac is canon, i demand an 80's cheerilee and big mac

>>33338692
Not my favorite episode ever but i enjoyed it plenty

>>33338686
Whatever, im sure it will be cute, just as long as status quo remains at the end of it.

>>33338657
Pinkie's secret spaceship?

Ignoring the shipping shitstorm that's occurring at the moment,

>Another goddamn cuntshitting fucking CMC episode

Please. Why. You might as fucking well just make them their own spinoff series at this point.

Also,

>Applebloom has had 2 episodes this season
>Fluttershy has had none

Yes. I'm a bumsore Flutterfag.

>>33338643
Don't know all that much about dogs, but I've owned a border collie, and it, and all other examples of the breed I've seen were way more energetic than Twilight should be.
German Shepard fits decently, I've known some chill ones, although they have got a bit of a reputation for agression that doesn't fit.
It's mostly unfounded though, so I guess that's what I would go with.

Aj as a collie just seems to fit so much better.

>>33338667
If Mac is a Mastiff, then all of Apple family must be a Mastiff, for my own sanity.
>>33338685
Corgis aren't all that smart. Borders and GSDs are both in the top 3.
>>33338685
Chows aren't all that energetic, and they're known to be aggressive. I need something that fits perfect.

>>33338692
they were pretty cute
but the whole "pound cake learns to fly by one month, and pumpkin pie is rivaling twilight by one month" was a little dumb

>>33338700
>canon

We haven't even seen the episode yet, and Scoots and her friends don't exactly have the greatest track record.

>>33338685
rarity's a poodle, obviously

and applejack can be a lassie!

>>33338709
Make Twilight a bluish Doberman

>>33338695
He was a teenager when AJ was Apple Bloom's age.

He's probably in his mid-to-late 20s.

>>33338705
Yup. That's what happens when your favorite pony has nothing to attract little girls.

>>33338695
Cheerille and Rarity are the same age, they were in the same class during her pageant thing with the costumes.

They are probably pretty close. Aj has always seemed a little younger than Rarity to me, and big Mac is a little older than AJ, so it would fit pretty well.

>>33338705
> You might as fucking well just make them their own spinoff series at this point.
faust actually wanted to do this
the cmc series would be for K to grade 3 or so, the regular series would be for slightly older girls

you guys seen the new Teens React?

>>33338692
my favorite part was when pumpkin tried to [spoiloer][/spoiler]>nom the broom handle!

>>33338709
>I need something that fits perfect.

It's gonna be tough to match both looks and personality. You may have to pick one over the other and when art is involved always bet on aesthetics.

>>33338713

It depends on the veracity of the synopsis. It says “The Cutie Mark Crusaders make Miss Cheerilee and Big Macintosh fall in love." Not that they TRY to make them.

>>33338728
And if Cheerilee had 80s hair when she was a teen, that puts her in her late 30s-late 40s.

>>33338693
And thats the last I have of her.
If anyone else has some, I'd really apperciate it if you'd post it. :3

>>33338742
>judging by just the intro
come on, my first watchthough of the season skipped every single one.

>>33338739
honestly a series for my age group would be more profitable

>>33338709
we had a border collie called shadow (i didnt name it) and it's big, dumb brother.

that little wiry fucker would always figure out a way of escaping, until one day they just plain didnt fucking come back

see, dog, if you live in the country, dog, and you fuck with farmers livestock, dog, they fucking shoot you.

smart my ass

>>33338703
Litany of Litany's Litany.

>>33338692
Wrong, I love those two little brats way too much.
nom
nom
nom

>>33338749
And Rarity's episode said she had to decide between her friends and her contacts. Remember how that one turned out? And I seem to recall everybody being completely blindsided by Over a Barrel.

>that feel when you come up with a good idea for a picture but lack any real artistic talent and you can never make it live up to it's potential

gasdfnq.

>>33338712

Oh, incredibly, yes. A month-old filly should not be fucking Shadowcat.

>>33338742
>thats faggots from reddit on the video
>"u mad bro? ponys, u mad bro?"
I'm never watching that shit ever again.

>>33338770
It could also be magic shenanigans like the doll.

>>33338773
>>33338712

>"random spurts of magic"

>>33338731
But Fluttershy's all about cute woodland animals, I thought girls loved that shit.

>>33338739
I honestly wish they'd do this.

>>33338787
I thought so too, but the show is a marketing device controlled by Hasbro, and the absence of Fluttershy episodes should tell you how marketable she is.

>>33338750
It's only "'80s hair" to us.

>>33338761
So THAT's where they went...

>>33338785
look man, there's random spurts of magic and then there's INTUITIVELY LEARNING WALK THROUGH OBJECTS SPELLS AND TELEKINESIS SPELLS

twilight had trouble making her horn fart when she was like, 5

>>33338794
We will get them eventually.

>>33338783

Sweetie Belle's first act of unicorn magic is to cast the Want It Need It spell on Cheerilee.

>>33338782

Oh god. I don't really understand what you're describing, but that just sounds awful

>>33338742
welcome to the herd, devin

you fugly motherfucker

>>33338748
Personality and temperament is probably more important to me. That one that had Twilight as an Afghan Hound(proven to be the world's dumbest breed) was ridiculous.
I think Pinkie will be a Keeshund. They're very friendly and people oriented. They were exclusively bred as companion animals.
>>33338759
If they're not trained properly, it doesn't take them long to figure out they can get away with whatever the fuck they want. They're fucking assholes.
Also, Scootaloo will be a Labrador because they are so fucking idiotic up until about 4. They take the longest to mature and settle down out of most breeds.

>>33338757
I watched the intro once, skipped it every time since then.

>>33338809
Or some kind of potion from Zecora?

>>33338804

>baby wants dolly
>can't reach dolly
>magic kicks in from sheer desire
>woo dolly

that's my story and i'm sticking to it.

>>33338818
>>33338757

Don't touch me, you casuals

>>33338805
17 episodes and fucking nothing, and last I checked we already know the last two will be a two-parter, which means there are seven episodes left for Fluttershy to get an episode.

After this latest fucking revelation, forgive me for to trust to hope. It seems to have abandoned this place.

>>33338810
I explained it so poorly because I'm just waking up, sorry. Some idiot 16 year old(probably from reddit, or /b/), thinks everyone who likes ponys, as well as Lauren, is a troll. When asked if he'd watch the show, he says hes going to 'troll' all of his friends on facebook with ponies, because obviously, ponies make people mad, and are trolling material.

>>33338831
Twilight decided to prove Pinkie wrong and started manipulating them.

>>33338785

Man, that shit was NOT random. She knew damn well what she was doing, and she can't even fucking talk.

And even if it was random, how the hell does a month-old pegasus fly?!?! Scoots is still using her damned wheels, for fuck's sake!

MLPG TF2 SERVER IP WHERE

>>33338815
they actually werent my dogs, but I felt pretty close to em.

I got a dog since then, little yorkeshire terrier. excitable little fucker, but it's very loving, and surprisingly mature

>>33338846

Yeah, well.. whenever you notice something like that.. a wizard did it

>>33338815

Pinkie should be a corgi for sure

Have you seen how excited those things get

>>33338819

We'd probably get something completely different. We got the magic spell thing AND the potion-from-Zecora thing done already both in this season, maybe this time is just Apple Bloom brings Big Mac over for some reason and he gets to chatting with Cheerilee without any coercion.

>>33338838
I thought season 2 was only going to have 24 episodes?

>that feel when you go outside and it's -15 and you feel really cold but after a while you feel completely comfortable with your gloves off and your coat unzipped and then finally finish inside the mare

>>33338864
plus, then she'd be the legal property of the queen

just like literally all corgis

>>33338838
It's hard to be a shy pony fan this season.

>>33338877
hang tight, brother, our time will come

>>33338874
i felt that entire post as i read it

i feel so dirty

>>33338877

>>33338876
Yeah nah, that's stupid. I've never even heard of this myth before.
Maybe you're thinking of swans? In which case you're still wrong - that too is just a myth.

>>33338889
WOLOLO

>>33338877
Yellowquiqt will have her day, you'll see

>>33338892
you know what a joke is?

now, im not sure, but he might have been making one

>>33338867
Nope, people were freaking out about 65 being the syndication limit and third season being 13 hitting that on the mark.
65-13=52-26=26, so while I can't remember it being confirmed anywhere else math tells me season 2 is 26 episodes long.

>>33338877
>>33338886
>>33338896
No it won't. I've stopped hoping. You should too. Save yourself the disappointment.

>>33338877
She's a boring Pegasus
Obviously this calls for more Rainbow Dash episodes

>>33338877
I like all the ponies, but i can understand how you are missing out, at least she had quite a lot in S1.

>>33338877
it could be worse

AJ hasn't had a dedicated episode sine the start of season 1

>>33338904
im dissapointed in you, go rape somewhere else

>>33338902
But I heard jokes were meant to be funny?

>>33338902
>>33338892
this may shock you...

but you're BOTH right! :O

>:O

>>33338907
This season just seems off to me.

>yfw fluttershy is written out and Rainbow Dash becomes the main character

>>33338918
you shut the hell up

>>33338913
Zing!

>>33338909
She still gets more lines and screen time though.

>>33338913
and ponies were supposed to be innocent childrens show characters, look how that turned out

>>33338918

>>33338904
What are they gonna do then, more Rainbow dash episodes?

Shit, they probably will.

>>33338918
>the rainbow dash show
praise thiessen!

>>33338918
God no i love dash though

>>33338929
god I fuckin hate dashfags sometimes

just sometimes

>>33338924
>A fairly loud and bold farm-girl
>Saying more things than a pony who has shy in her fucking name
WELL GEE I WONDER WHY

>>33338929

>>33338909

Man, don't remind me...

>>33338938

Thats weird, I hate them all the time

>Would you ever date a boy who was a brony?

>No! I don't want to date a boy that watches My Little Pony! I want a boy that's like: "I'm tough"

>>33338941
>implying I wouldn't watch that

>>33338892
She owns all the mute swans in the UK. They're covered by a special kind of protection other swans don't get.

>>33338909
Except there's two confirmed AJ episodes on the way, while we've heard nothing about a Fluttershy episode for this season so far.

>>33338918
DONT GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS YOU FAGGOT

>>33338952
That's a good one anon!
I'm going to post this to my facebook and be like, u mad guiz, u mad XD

>>33338941
well okay...

but she has to wear a different funny hat every week!

each more funnier than the last!

>>33338952
>rape

>>33338911
Go be consensual somewhere else.

>>33338928
Knowing my luck, another Sweetie episode, a Dash+Scoots episode, and Scoots episode, a Cheerilee+Big Mac episode to followup, a CMC episode, two for Cadence and Shining Armor's wedding, and two for the season finale in which Fluttershy is turned to stone forever.

>>33338918

>>33338938
She's my favorite trufax, but Fluttershy really needs an episode

That duet and their part in hearths warming was not enough, and its not right

>>33338962
Gentlemen, I believe we have a show

>>33338952
>woman that wants an abusive boyfriend
Color me surprised.

>>33338952
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNryNfvcQlY

>>33338952
>rape

>>33338846
Rainbow Dash: Aw yeah, heh, just you wait! Once little Pound Cake gets there his wings going, he'll be all over the place.
Twilight Sparkle: And be careful around Pumpkin Cake.
Rarity: Baby unicorns get strange magic surges that come and go.

At first I thought Rainbow meant he'd be ripping around the skies in a few years, but now I think she meant while he's still a baby, just like a unicorn foal's magic surges.

>>33338952
I like girls who know more than 100 words.

I dont know why, the only two she'll ever use are 'please' and 'no'

>>33338918
Co starring Pinkie Pie and Gilda.

>>33338959
>yfw the 2 part ending this season is about fluttershy getting written out

>>33338955
Yeah QI disagrees
>Today, the Crown (the British monarch) retains the right to ownership of all unmarked mute swans in open water, but the Queen only exercises her ownership on certain stretches of the Thames and its surrounding tributaries.

Also so does wikipedia.
She owns very, very few swans.

>>33338981
I used to think you were cool

haha, just kidding

>>33338967
Hey, hey Deafy, keep calm and >rape on.

>>33338955

Goggles

stream

>>33338952

Well missy, I have an ugly little word for you: Prejudiced

>>33338981
...Now THAT sounds pleasuriffic.

Time to write! What should I write about? First reply and first Bateman pair will be combined. Images allowed.

>>33338959
Fair point. Though I see one as an Apple family episode, and the other's main plotpoint is that AJ is missing, so I doubt she'll even prominently feature in the episode.

>>33339002
Duplex Fields goes to the store and gets killed in a car accident.

time to rape

>>33339002
autism

>>33339002
Big Mac x Snails being molested by Pound Cakes mighty fists.

>>33338916
I think my mad and bumsore might be clouding me right now, but as good as S2 has been, it's been a blur of fucking CMC and Dash shittery, with LZ, LE and S&E being exceptions. Applebloom has gotten more screentime than APPLEJACK for Christ's sake.

The only notable thing Fluttershy has done so far is wrestled a bear in LZ (which, to its credit, remains my favorite scene of the season so far).

>>33339011
...You did that on purpose, didn't you?

>>33339011
>>33339016

>>33339002

Batemane, you say?

>>33339002
Applejack getting her humanized feet massaged

>>33339029
What? You can still make it about

>>33339036
Doubles.

>>33339001
Damn straight. Crazy awesome adventures all day, erryday.

The other girls can cameo every so often and the CMC can get their own show with wee adorable adventures.

>>33339026
>CMC

eh, there have been fillies, not really CMC cept for couple ep.s ago.

dash shittery granted
>>33339011
haha, what?

>>33339020
>fists

>>33339038
...Your OC.

Fuck you, 4chanX.

>>33338993
...I'm going to just go to sleep. Maybe I'll get lucky and not wake up.

Yeah, that's probably it. I'm just tired. Everything will look better in the morning.

no it won't

>>33339026
Yep.

>>33339036
Damnit, I need this.

>>33339049
>implying humanised Pound Cake is the new hype

>>33339053
Night.

>>33339051
I know, but getting both the first reply AND the pair? That's just cruel. At least the premise is halfway original.

>>33339053

Don't feel bad, think of all the men you'll someday rape

that should cheer you up

>>33339070
i think you should write it, to be honest, id read it

>>33339053
They've gotten episodes in pairs since the beginning of the season, except all-together and CMC episodes. One would be reasonable in assuming there's a couple of Pinkie and a couple of Fluttershy episodes coming up.

>>33339072
>raping men
You're a cunt that's how I died when I was younger nigger.

>>33339072
>men

Yep.

Medical testing is the only option.

>>33339070
Are you going to include the first non-doubles reply?
Or is that just a given?

>>33339072
what do you mean, someday?

>>33339053
>denying the personality mlpg has pressed upon you
>not having fun with it

i'm just saying, if you wouldn't hit the hot MILF from omae umasou, you're gay

>>33339070
IT'S JUST DESTINY, PAL.

Now get to it.

>>33339076
I'm gonna. I just have to figure out a twist I like. I've done enough zombie fics for now...

>>33339098
>zombie
Why does it have to involve zombies? Accident happens, he dies, no one cares, the end.

>>33339106

I'd just like to say that I pretty much do not read fanfiction, but I would read this

What are the chances of there being a musical episode this season, with like 4 or 5 songs? And what they be something everyone else would want?

>>33339091
Dinofag, in my MLPG headcanon, you are T-Rex.
The slightly-pathetic but still fun demeanor, the brash attempts at distruction without actually being badass for it.
The akward lusts for female aquaintences. Everything.

>>33339114
not likely.

>>33339106
no, his parents cry when they see his body buried in a pony themed casket as per request, but only out of shame

>>33339115
that sounds about right
you forgot that i'm a CHRONIC fuckup. like, never trust me with anything or it will somehow catch fire.

>>33339115
>implying he isn't Ryan North

>>33339115

That actually fits really well

>>33339115
>MLPG headcanon

>>33339115
the awkward lust for hoppip

>>33339114
I dunno what the chances are but I either haven't had enough exposure to them, or I just don't like the songs of Season 2. While I loved Art of the Dress, Winter Wrap-Up and the CMC theme, nothing in S2 has been as catchy. Seems like it's over produced, y'know?

>>33339124
Yes, also that.

>>33339131
awkward? we are happily married
but i think she's cheating on me
it's not my fault if i can't last more than 5 seconds in bed! she's jsut moving too fast!
my record is 3.76 seconds

>>33339133
Like the new opening theme song. Who did that again?

>>33339133
they arent, really, theres no discernible difference in production from S1

perhaps they have become slightly more accessible, so generic, but only by a bit and not all of them.

>>33339143
what? were you trying to be funny?

*clink*

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/01/episode-update-hearts-and-hooves-day.html

Slowpoking as ever.

> Episode: Hearts and Hooves Day
> Summary: The Cutie Mark Crusaders make Miss Cheerilee and Big Macintosh fall in Love.
> Air Date: February 11, 2011

>>33339143

>>33339153
well, i uh
look man i have a problem

>>33339158
>>33339162
>shipping

>>33339162
We fucking know, dipshit, what do you think this entire thread has been about?

>>33339162
See my above post.

>>33339171
No need to be a dick about it. Are you that butthurt that your ship got ruined? Who even takes shipping seriously?

>>33339145
Funny but sad how everyone thought they're getting the Twilight song from the plushie and instead they ended up with a song which kills off any feel of aggressiveness from the guitar because of the synthesizer.

>>33339162

Is that what it's really about?

I've been out of the loop today

>>33339171

HAH!

oh my god, I am going to post >>33339162 every thread for the next few days


all for you, DD.

all for you.

>>33339186
No, I'm 'butthurt' that the entire show has been going straight downhill since Best Night Ever.

guys i need to fap what should i fap to

>>33339197
What would that achieve exactly?

been a while, /co/.

did anyone ever do that flowers for algernon effect on Twilight Sparkle idea I tossed out there? I figured it was too depressing.

at current I'm doing a slendermane/slenderpony thing. I have to get a new tablet or figure out what's wrong with this one on windows 7 to get the comic portion of it started.

>>33339186
We've all heard 5 times now, its old news. Why are you being insulting because no one cares about old news?

MLPG TF2 SERVER IP WHERE

>>33339201
Whatever you have to tell yourself.

>>33339204

Hopefully I will make Deaf cry.

I know I'm aiming high, but I've got to try

It's just news an hour old:

>>33338434

>>33339201
I know that feel. I wish it hadn't ended so abruptly, or that they'd gotten at least some of what they came for.

>>33339222
He seems on the verge of killing himself right now, so you never know.

>>33339201
Oh, of course it has! I mean, it's SO obvious right?
The ONLY thing that can save the entire season is a Fluttershit episode AND a FluttershyXBigMac episode!

>>33339212
dickfaggot shut it down

>>33339212

Find the steam group

I'm kinda disappointed that the valentines episode won't crush more ships.
Well, all BM ships are a good start.

>>33339222
>FlutterMac is smashed
>abloobloobloo

>>33339207
I hadn't heard. I've been doing other stuff all night.

>>33339162
>The Cutie Mark Crusaders make Miss Cheerilee and Big Macintosh fall in Love.
>make... fall in Love.

So, Cheerilee is so desperate for hot horse dickings, that even the CMC'ers notice, and they do something about it via magical ruffies?