YES NEW HORSE

*clink*

Read this I fucking dare you.
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/oat/res/37604349.html

Topic is shrunken ponies. What hilarious adventures could they have if they were even Littler Ponies?

>>33302990
Are we talking like a foot tall or like two inches tall?

>inb4 cloudflare

>>33302990
Vore
Anal Vore
Cock Vore
Unbirth

>>33302987
>first post
NOPE

>>33302996
I'd say only a couple of inches.

>>33302996
Personally I like to imagine all the ponies as a foot and a half to two feet tall. Perfect for living in your house, and there's still plenty to cuddle.

>>33302979
*fizzzzzzzz*

>>33302987
>Ponychan

Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!

>>33302992

>Racemixing.
>In MLP

Only in a sick Jewified society.

Which pony produces the most milk?

that new episode was the worst one

weehhh it's for girls, I sat down with my niece (studying abroad) when she turned on the telly, and she didn't like it either

does anyone have access to the ponyville answers tumblr? im almost done with my thing.

>>33303040

You and your niece are both stupid

Who keeps using that OP image?

>>33303028
Aren't we done with this already?

>>33302987

Okay.

Not cute enough. I need more Baby Pones.

>>33303033
>>33303033
>He doesn't know that Celestia is a jew

>>33303034
cows
don't even get started that cows arent ponies.

>>33303063

Never forget.

>Celethtia

>>33302987
>IT'S TIME FOR A BWOB THREAD! If you still remember these guys POST A BWOB! It's been WAY too long!
>so pwees post the bwobs so we may wool the woweld pwetty pweese!

What the fuck did I just read.

what kind of retarded parent calls his child pound cake or pumpkin cake

>>33303089
Parents also named after cakes

>you will never wake up to find a two foot tall Rarity pulling all the sheets off your bed because they clash with the walls

>>33303089
The kind named Carrot Cake who is married to Cup Cake?

>>33303084
Of course we don't forget anon, every year we make a party to celebrate it

>>33303034

Fluttershy.

>>33303079

You realize all mammals produce milk, right?

>>33303089
A magical pony retarded parent

>>33303100
>implying my sheets clash with the walls
Brown goes with brown.
She would probably just burn everything I own.

Would /co/ still find ponies cute if they were spiders?

>>33303101
>ywf you realize Ms. Cake's full name is Cup Cake
>yfw you realize her last name is Cake
>yfw you realize her parents thought it would be a good idea to name their child "Cup"

>>33303105
Dolphins produce milk?

>>33303100

Aw.
Wawity thread again?

>>33303101
you'd think they wouldn't want their kids to have similarly stupid names but apparently brain cancer runs in their family

>>33303109
>wake up
>all clothing gone
>you find a two foot tall Rarity burning everything

>>33302987
>Ponychan

>>33303084
...the day the faggots at YouTube took down "When I Was a Little Filly" for shocking and disgusting content.

>>33303123
They are mammals
http://youtu.be/dXipZPiTImc

>>33303117
Yes

PHN is streaming

http://www.livestream.com/phndraws

>>33303118
>her first name is just straight up Cup
Oh man that's retarded, even by pony standards.

>>33303117
Of course. I wouldn't have the heart to kill something that looked like this.

>>33303119
>Just to make sure I am not wrong, Mixermike = Fluffy = FacelessJr.?


Holyshit why I'm always so late to the biggest news.

>>33303149
>ONEE CHAN
>CAN YOU WATCH THE CHILDREN?

>>33303157
Sure! I'll watch the kids.

>>33303154
I DOUBT THIS HIGHLY
Well Mixermike662 is Fluffy, but Jr. is a different person. They have different arts.

>>33303149
NOPE

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

>>33303174
>yfw Fluffy ponies shitting on Nyx

>"Because we're not here to get insulted. Falling to insulting is immature, and we want a good atmosphere here. Whether fake or not is irrelevant. People will eventually be used to this atmosphere and it will become genuine, and /ef/ does exactly the opposite — people will become used to an anger-filled atmosphere, and that will only take us back. If you want to be a dick, you can be one someplace else."
>ponychan

Guys I don't have a fur affinity account because I am not a furry

Is it still okay to post on /co/

>>33303105
>you walk up to Fluttershy's cottage, excited for your picnic
>you hear strange noises coming from inside and fearing for her safety you run through the unlocked door
>you see her standing in the middle the room, a pair of suction cups attached beneath her, pumping milk from her swollen teats into a small canister
>she gasps and her face turns bright pink as she bashfully attempts to hide her secret

>>33303184
no. leave forever.

>>33303184
No, come back with proof that you have one or don't come back at all.
Faggot.

>>33303184
>select gun
>select your head

>>33303184
Yes and that makes you even better.

>>33303184
No. /co/ is a strict "furries only" board.

>>33303180
ponychan confirmed for "love and tolerance" jew zionist nazis

>>33303124
>you will never have a sleepy Wawity curl up in your lap while you scratch her behind the ears

>>>/b/374508927

>>33303180
>LOVE AND TOLERANCE BRONIES, NO OPINIONS ALLOWED
These guys are actually worse than Hitler.

>>33303177
Awww come on, it's cute.

>>33303129
>Twilight shows up at my house
>Mention the local Library
>She tries to run out due to excitement
>Gets her horn stuck on my glass door
>I wanted French Doors anyway

>>33303204
And all this bitching is because they decided to add a board where you're actually allowed to swear. I mean, holy shit guys, talk about being radical.

>>33303204
>jew nazis

now there is a terrifying concept

>>33303118
Actually, wrong.
Mr Cake's last name is Cake.
We don't know Mrs Cake's maiden name, as she took the name Cake when she married Mr Cake.
Although that doesn't stop the fact that Cup is a retarded name.

>>33303225
They are not allowed to swear?

Alright. I've watched nearly all the episodes. I can't believe this happened. I can honestly say I love this show. Contrary to that statement, I'm not a brony. Ponyfag at best, not a full on brony. I've got nothin' against you guys though.

>>33303241
leave this thread before it binds you

>fluffy pony sees cars for the first time
>she thinks cars look cuddly
>she runs out into the road to give one a hug
>fluffy pony reduced to a pile of blood and fluff

>>33303231
>doesn't realize Israel is a fascist state

Uh, anon, I've got some bad news for you...

>>33303239
You can, but can't be mean or troll people.

This is an old picture, but still a favorite of mine. And to be honest, I never noticed the paint details until now.

>>33303259
Ponychan is the biggest hugbox I've ever seen

>>33303239
i've only ever been to /pony/, but they have wordfilters

whore = hors, vagina = Wahaha!

fucking children...

>>33303241
We don't go by bronies here. Ponyfags we be. Welcome aboard. Pull up a chair, you're stuck here forever. have a pone. On the house.

I made you guys the last wallpaper you'll ever need

your welcome

>>33303264
kill it.

>>33303239
Well you can swear, but if someone's feelings get hurt, they can report you and you can get banned for it.

Also the majority of swear words filter into other retarded words. Ass filters to flank. The "holy shit guys radical" part of the new board is the removal of that filter. They're also freaking out that there's no "you're not allowed to be a dick" rule on the new board.

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/meta/res/77238+50.html

Just read some of their concerns.

>>33303268
>that picture
Oh god

>>33303267
>whore = hors
Eh, whatever.
>vagina = Wahaha!
What are they twelve?

>>33303270
not >transparent enough

>>33303265
They took the Love and Tolerance anti-trolling from the /b/ threads and made it a rule.

>>33303284

I'm gonna be honest. I am not skilled at making images

Okay here's the ponyvilles replies thing, just finished it.

>>33303280
Here, have another.

>>33303265
Someone posted this in a previous thread. This is an example of a banable post.

"PRINCESS, A DRAGON HAS MADE OFF WITH THE ROYAL JEWELS." A guard yells as he bursts into the royal chambers. Before he can realize what is going on the unfortunate guard is tackled by Randy Savage, and thrown back out the door from where he entered.
The Macho Man watches as the massive dragon flies away, far out of reach. "Don't worry your pretty blowy hair none, little princess lady." Randy assures the princess, Fluttershy tucked under his arm. "We are on the case, brother!" and with that he leapt through the wall of the royal chambers and into the Canterlot streets. The sounds of crashing stone and shattered glass followed into the distance.
"Um, Mr. Savage, do we have to jump on all of the ceilings in Canterlot to reach the dragon?" the meek Pegasus asked, still tucked under a massive, hairy arm.
"The Macho man takes great pains to remember and honor his favorite blue super wrestle hero little moth brother." the wrestler said simply, between great leaps from building to building, drawing ever closer to the dragon.
The dragon suddenly dived down the mountain face, now free of the city limits proper it began towards the forest below, our heroes watched from the city wall as the great beast descended. The Macho Man set his tiny crime fighting partner down and gently handed her his massive yellow hat.
"Hang onto this for me, little brother, things are gonna get messy." With that said, the Macho Man leapt from the wall towards his prey, Fluttershy could only watch in awe at the whole display. Faster and faster the wrestler moved through the air, the very wind tried to slow him but he wrestled it out of the way as he gained more and more speed.
An earth shattering explosion could be heard from one end of the kingdom to the other, and the sky rained processed meat stick products as the legendary YEAH boom was achieved. The dragons spine was severed as the Macho man passed through the massive dragon like it was a flying wall.

>>33303270

>>33303241
>>33303241
welcome.

>>33303300
She's looking a little nuts there.
And I can't quite tell what's supposed to be in the closet, allthough it is obviously some sort of AB merchandise or something.

I think you can just submit it to the tunblr using the "submit" button right below the "ask" button, if you are wondering about that.

>>33303308

>>33303241
I can tell by your screencap you like the best pony.

>>33303313

That is beautiful

>>33303323
i'm pretty sure it's a giant applebloom that she's skullfucked into a fine paste

>>33303326
He is a man of taste, for sure.

>>33303323
i blame my sleep depravity, now i can go zzz

>>33303270
>>33303313

This needs to be a 4chan banner.

>>33303268

I see. In that case, bein' stuck here forever doesn't seem so bad. Thanks.

>>33303316
Now, give them the initiation.

>>33303323
also i cant seem to upload it. the submit just gives me an Error uploading photo.

>>33303353

more like the 4chan background

>>33303313
>>33303313

>>33303374
>hack ponychan
>set as background
>/co/ giggles like schoolgirls

>>33303374
>Spinning Nathan faces and severed horse cocks.

>that feel when want draw
>that feel when no idea what draw

>>33303374
Anyone remember that time on /sci/ when people figured out they could use jsmath to change the background of the main page of the board? That was an interesting night.

>>33303343
Beautiful

>>33303381
That would be amazing

>>33303383
That's...

Hot.

>>33303383
>That feel when this exists.

>>33303366
I don't really know. I'm not staff, just passing along information I've picked up.
Is the filesize too big or something?

>>33303384
that was weird...

clearly the biggest nerds on /co/

>>33303383
>Another OC
>It boopgins

>you will never gulp down mouthful after mouthful of sweet pony milk straight from the teat of your favorite pony as she gets slammed by stallion after stallion, her swelling belly pushing outwards as countless pairs of horse balls batter at your chin

>>33303383
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zxSrLmg_SgaQ5-Ny7uuWF_hqMXVnaEcKPkUEOXo-TzI/edit?hl=en_US&pl
i=1

>>33303326
>>33303347

Heh, well yeah, I love Applejack. Especially after seeing that episode where she insisted on picking all the apples from the apple trees by herself without any help.

>>33303383
Applejack doing a dog paddle.

>>33303383
>DAT FEZ

>>33303383
tabasco pone freaking out about her tabasco separating

>>33303402
Now Tabasco needs googly eyes.

>>33303384

Why yes, I do remember that

>you will never burn your tongue on Tabasco ponies searing hot pussy as you stick your finger and wiggle it around her pert, spicy anus

>>33303384

>>33303416
for someone that just joined, you have a lot of images

>>33303402
Stop using the outdated version.

>>33303381
I'm attempting to convince someone to do that. Now.

>>33303268
THAT PIC SUCKS

>>33303444

YOU SUCK

>>33303407
>You will never stroke their wings as their balls spurt out shot after stringy shot all across your face. You try to lick at your lips and guess what they ate for dinner, and why it's so salty.

>>33303444
i know right

but seriously, those eys are dead and lifeless, like a stuffed animal

>>33303436
You will never accidently inhale and have a massive coughing fit.

>>33303443
That's not the Chargers' mascot, that's Duke Nukem.

>>33303381
>Stopping there

You think too small.

>hack ponychan
>Ban all tripfags and moderators permanently
>if anyone speaks out, ban for paraspriting

>>33303432
The best was when like fifteen people all tried putting huge images up, which crashed quite a few people's browsers.

>>33303444
hey ben, did you go to bronycon?

>>33303452
LETH

>>33303451
NAH

NAH MAN YOU SUCK

>>33303459
YES

here.
sent to /v/.

Cropped this for you faggots.

>>33303468
LETH YOU

AND LETH YOUR MARKER

>>33303470
YOU TWO MUST SETTLE THIS WITH A GOOD OLD FASHIONED SUCK OFF.

>>33303468
I HATE YOU LETH

>>33303480
i like it

>>33303459
That could actually kill the site. If you perma-banned all the current tripfags and made it so the real mods couldnt reverse the bans...

I mean, how many people there know how to evade an IP ban?

>>33303476

>>33303480

LETS DO THIS

ME FIRST

>>33303481
ROOGNA

sodagriffons

woops, dropped me trip.

>that feel when Tabast pone shows up
>that feel when I can't post pics off this phone
What's up, MLPG?

YES

>>33303481
SHUT UP FAG

>>33303497
YEEES

>>33303475

THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING

>>33303467
why are you using my first name that's kind of odd

but no, it was on the other side of the country

>>33303493
YOU MAY HAVE THE FIRST SUCK

MAKE IT A WET ONE

>>33303489
>preparing for rapesurgery
>not preparing for Nathan's prostate exam

>>33303308
I read it in his voice.

its odd to call someone by their first name?

HAHAHA I AM THE LETHIEST

>>33303513

>pony giving a prostate exam

that just sounds all kinds of painful

NOT LOOKING BACK
NOT GIVING UP
NOT LETTING GO
I'LL KEEP ON RUNNING

I'm gonna reach for the stars
Although they look pretty far
I'm gonna find my own way
And take a chance,
on today!

Does anyone even like tobasco? I mean, it's not even that hot, and the vinegar taste is unpleasant.

>>33303526
Nonsense. Pony tongues are quite flexible

Hey /co/! Why do you love Celestia, she's the monarchy and monarchy is bad because it teaches people that some people are better than others. But people are all equal, I think it's socially irresponsible to have all these cartoon kings and queens and princesses.

Also Celestia claims to raise the sun and moon wtf? That's impossible, first of all the sun doesn't move, it's in one place and the Earth turns to make it day and night. Secondly Celestia doesn't decide when it's sunny or rainy or night or whatever, God does. If I were a pony I'd call her on her bullshit in an instant.

>>33303488

>rape

>>33303525
No! It is I who is the Lethiest!

>>33303537
LETH FIGHT

>>33303531
I prefer Sriracha

hey guys whats goin' on?

>>33303534
I will give you the simplest and shortest answer:
magic.

>>33303537
I WANNA BE THE VERY LETH
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
TO POST THEM IS MY REAL TEST
TO RAPE THEM IS MY CAUSE

I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE THREADS
SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE
EACH PONYFAG TO UNDERSTAND
THE FAGGOTRY THAT'S INSIDE

>all of these Leths

>>33303276
>mfw reading a few posts in the thread
JESUS DICK WHAT IS THIS HORRIFIC PLACE

>>33303562
Five star post.

>>33303565
TRIXIE

>>33303534
>He doesn't like following a divinely chosen leader

Ahahaha, I bet you're an Americunt.

>>33303545
>sriracha pone acting tough in your presence
>you put him away and the moment you're out of sight he has to cram his fat, spicy cock into his mouth as he cums to avoid making a mess
>your barest touch is enough to get him into a frenzy and it takes all his willpower to keep his cock sheathed around you

>>33303510

BE STILL

I HAVE VERY SHARP TEETH

>>33303534
SILENCE, HERETIC.
DO THY DOUBT THE HOLIEST OF POWERS, OUR GOD-EMPRESS?

>>33303537
YOU FOOL
I AM DARK LETH, WHO IS LETHIER THAN YOU!

>>33303276
They have a Jappleack avatarfag.
THEY HAVE A
JAPPLEACK
AVATARFAG.

>>33303596
What's the fucking purpose in avatarfagging?

>>33303596

would you a leth?

>>33303596
They have a sonic OC avatar fag.

>>33303611
they have a guy who refers to himself in the third person

>http://www.ponychan.net/chan/oat/res/37603850.html
IN WHICH WE ARE INTRODUCED TO A NIGEL THORNBERRY AVATARFAG AND THE OC BLACKHOLESTIA, RULER OF THE BLACK HOLE KINGDOM AND OC PROTAGONIST

>>33303596
I wonder if they need some Macho Madness...

>>33303534
Communist detected

>>33303611

You can pretend to be someone else

>>33303627
WHY
WHY THE FUCK DON'T THEY USE A FORUM INSTEAD

>>33303528
Sonic

I make human sacrifices to an effigy of you before every time I play Tribes, in hope that you will bestow upon me your gotta go fast powers

>>33303407
>>33303452
where can i get more like this? this gets me rock hard for some reason

>>33303614
I would all of the Leths.
>That feel when none of the Leths accept your love.

>>33303614
>Interacting with anyone who likes ponies in real life

Fags.

Two of my old highschool friends admitted to me over the break they watch ponies, so I had to tip my hand and reveal some of my powerlevel.

>>33303596
wait
WAIT
WAIT GUYS
HALF OF THESE TRIPFAGS PUT THEIR EMAILS IN THEIR NAMES
LETS SIGN THEM UP FOR ADULT SERVICES

>>33303641

>>33303614
yes.
I wouldn't want to be leth'ed behind

>>33303499
How's it going LK?
Are you streaming mornings now? It's been a while since I've seen you stream, I think I might have been asleep when you did. Unless you just haven't streamed in awhile.

>>33303649
Yeah that crazy bitch screams at your dick until you cum.

>>33303646
Lurk around when the greentextfags get horny?

Late nite MLPG is rife with this shit.

>>33303383

>That feel when you want to write a feel for Tabasco pony, but you aren't sure what to write
>That feel when playing Dark Souls whilst lurking, and getting lagstabbed in PvP

>>33303657
>Implying we haven't already done it

>>33303660
BA-DUM TSHHHH

>>33303680
surely there's got to be a place where furfags dump generic second person bestiality

sparklinglimeade@derpymail.org
anonthony@derpymail.org
derthalas@yahoo.com

I vote we spam the ponychan meta thread with unusual insults like assgoblin and buttpirate

such as ones from this list

http://pastebin.com/xVaCNsje

>>33303674
>a horse wearing a hat screaming at your erect penis until confusion and fatigue set in and you actually start to enjoy it


hey, that's a thing now

>>33303681
Separation anxiety is always good for an easy >feel, we don't have enough of those.

Basically just think of a situation that highlights her spicy tsundere personality and roll with it.

>>33303681
Have her watching you play on your desk.
>Why do your have hot sauce on your desk, by the way?
Have her laugh at you when you fuck up and get frustrated. Cover her in bills and watch her try to scramble out from under them as you kill the boss, only to have her miss it and she pouts at you.

>>33303698
Look around on clopfic.heroku.com
Try TAW and Metals.

>>33303699
And that's just the one thread. Im sure there's dozens more.

>>33303709
>Bitchwrinkle
HAHA

LK would you be willing to do anything with this concept?

>>33303360
no, the initiation is getting fucked by dinofag's giant spiked lizard dick

>>33303719
thanks. time to cry while masturbating

>>33303733
Then you can use the tears as lube.

>>33303727
>Cyberfucker

>>33303709
>spamming Ponychan

Really? That just makes us look as faggy as them.

>>33303736
>>33303733

I've actually done this

just to get the achievement

>>33303739
>Laprocket

>>33303709

>nigeria

wat

>>33303746
We can say Ebaums word did it.

>>33303674
Celestia herself, concerned with low overall sperm production, taught her the magic of her Voice. The Nurse can simply lean in and whisper the word "cum" to cause any stallion to start spurting against their will, but she prefers to draw things out and be a bit more... forceful with her Commands.

>>33303709
Add >cockbasket to that.

HEY GUYS CHECK IT OUT
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006368
HOMESTUCK IS NOW MLP RELATED

>>33303765
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc

>>33303759
She pins your dick between her hooves like a vice, until the majority of the blood flow is blocked and it gets all swollen and red. Then she leans into it like a microphone and lets out a horrifying banshee wail, sometimes yelling obscenities at your poor cock. This will last until you cum.

>>33303765

>>33303759
So she mastered the Thuum?

>>33303765
>>33303765
>>33303765
>>33303765
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA-lSdhy564
> THIS IS MY FACE NOW.

Oh look, it's our daily "fuck ponychan" circlejerk.

Everyone is autistic but me.

>>33303672
I stream whenever I can manage. gonna try and stream again some time in the next few days, though.

>>33303730
Do anything, how? Bigger?

A great fire crackled and hissed in the dead of a moonless nightfall. the last red curtians of day were slowly being drawn back from the great stage of the sky, and stars only just began to appear.
The wind blew from the south, bringing warm dry air to signal the summer months. The Great Storms would start soon.
Two figures sat opposite eachother around the fire. One an ancient but still quite functional paralus, the other, a velitor who was just about to live through his 8th stormy season. The mountainside outcropping which held the small camp aloft had stood this way for eons, and would for eons more.
The elder held a massive tapestry over his shoulders, depicting the long history of Pangeus in small pictographs, worn to cracked lines from age.
He held still, very still, the spirits were skiddish this evening, he could feel it.
Grains of sand slowly trickled and fell from between his claws, hours would pass before the grains would cease to flow.
From his bannana shaped horn of bone and flesh atop his head, long low notes blared. Sounds which lightly tickled the strings of time and space. Even now the fire danced lazily to his tune, swirling into faint geometric patterns most would dismiss as random smoke.

The young velitor stared intently into the fire. focused, but barely containing his excitement. This was the first night the elder had invited him to the seeing pit. Barely two stormy season before, the elder had sat here to speak with the young one's soul form, and release the brand which lay buried just beneath his scales. Whatever was exchanged between the elder and spirit, the elder immediately took the velitor into apprenticeship.

A brilloant streak shot across the sky, catcning the eye of the young one.
"A star just fell..." he squeaked in wonderment, an untempered voice, unable to yet sing the Tones.
The elder cracked one eye open, his trance faltering slightly.
"That, Tracks, is the tear of a warrior."

cont

>>33303790
More like the Cuum.

>>33303746

yeah, spamming is stupid

what you do is start troll threads and try to incite rage or make them look bad as a community

I've got 3 marginally successful troll threads going on right now :3

>>33303801
No John, you are the autist

>>33303765
>Never seen anything Homestuck related ever.
>Go have a look
Jesus Christ, how the fuck to people like that shit!
It's like Tourette's syndrome interpreted visually.

>>33303501
>Barely noticed somebody posted my pic
I aim to please, etc., etc.

gaiz! look!

>>33303809
Links?

>>33303803
"A warrior...?" Tracks responded with confusion.
"A warrior who wears a mask. A mask of guile and arrogance. The mask fools everyone around him, even himself."
"The tear seeps from behind the mask, he cannot escape his own illusion..."
"What will happen to him?" Tracks asked with apprehension.

The elder did not respond, staring with one wrinkled eye at his young apprentice for a few moments longer.
His horn begans its low tones again as his eye closed in concentration.
The fire danced yet again into sublte shapes, greatful for the return of its conductor.

what do you think, too heavy on the prose? not descriptive enough?

>>33303817
>2deep4U

>>33303825

wouldn't you like to know

You'll have to try harder than that, sentry

>>33303821
>>33303821
WHERE IS MOOT QUICK

>>33303817
You should be there at their own little webcomic conventions. everyone is dressed up and roleplays. They're just as bad as everyone else

>>33303817

Goggles, will you suck my nuts?

they're fresh

>>33303839
no I'm not a sentry

>>33303842
go on /g/...
he maaaaaybe is there.

>But nurse, I've already delivered my weekly quota!

Nonsense, if you had, it would have been archived. Now get in the chair, Mr. Cobblestone.

>Ma'am, with all due respect, I've--

You will shut up and stop complaining, or I'm going to call security. Do you want to be charged with treason against your country, Mr. Cobblestone? Or are you going to be a good little male and comply? Mmm?

>... Yes'm.

Good. Now, open those legs up.

>>33303714
>>33303718

>Come home after a long day of job hunting / work
>Open up the fridge to get some drank and you hear something move on the counter
>Tabasco pony is there, wondering why you were gone so long, not that she missed you or anything.
>Tell her that traffic was bad and head down to your battlestation
>She stops and asks if she can some with you and watch you play your games
>Tell her fine, but try not stain anything
>She gets flustered at this
>Boot up your game of choice on your station of choice and begin playing, Tabasco watching on your shoulder
>She's constantly heckling you and belittling you over the smallest things, saying she could play better
>Get to the boss of the area despite her naysaying
>Stuff her in a desk drawer and tell her you need to focus for the boss
>She spends the duration of the boss fight trying to get out, only to see the cut-scene of it dying and you cheering
>She pouts because she didn't get to see you mess up
>You have a laugh at this and continue playing, even letting her try to play on a new game file

This is my first >feel.

Which pony has to fart the most?

>>33303839
Does that tin foil hat get warm in the summer?

>playing X-COM
>terror mission
>expect CONDITION: FUBAR on first turn
>floaters
>ranking officer one-shots floater outside skyranger
>send out two man teams of riflemen down the alleys, two man team of autocannons into warehouse
>cut down aliens like no tomorrow
>FLOATER LEADER HAS PANICKED
>wipe ouf everything but leader
>leisurely return to skyranger to retreive stun bomb
>Aliens Killed: 14
>Live Aliens Captured: 3
>Civilians Killed: 3
>mfw

So.

Coke Pone.

Is she just one flavor of Coke or can she produce all of them from different orifices.

Like.

Coke with Vanilla comes from her teats.

Cherry Coke comes from her vag

And Coke with Lemon is her urine.

>>33303896

she's regular coke. the other flavors are her relatives

her saliva tastes like vanilla

>>33303803
>>33303827
>fanfiction

>>33303884
I thought they were shipped off to a Breeding Facility, not molested by Nurse Redheart for their "Donations".

>>33303896
Coke pone is flexible - I've seen a lot of demand for vanilla coke lactation at least.

>>33303733
Hey bro. Read this.

http://pastebin.com/bb6vMBhA

I'm in the process of revising it a bit, kind of barebones clop right now.

>>33303885
You will get more feels as you work on it.
The more you do the more feels you will bring into the play.You are ready to give your feels to the masses, go feed them.

>>33303896
Saliva tastes like New Coke

>>33303917
>Not posting the image
what the actual fuck man
what is wrong with you
I BET YOU LIKE HAVING CONSENSUAL SEX IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION, WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE

YOU MONSTER.

>>33303956
DISGUSTING

>>33303790
>>33303806
She has been taught the Weirding Way.

>>33303956
>New Coke

Worst pone.

>>33303891
Pinkie, probably because she doesn't chew her food enough.

>>33303961

>I BET YOU LIKE HAVING CONSENSUAL SEX IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION, WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE


and the lights off

in our bedroom

only after we're married

>>33303961
>posting a superflous image

Besides Project Horizons what other FE side stories have you guys read or are reading?

Bored doodle mostly done while under a barrage of Leth puns.

No fancy shading attempts tonight just a dumb pony looking for a hug.

>>33303896

MLP has become this generations Invade Zim. Good show, mostly awful fanbase.

>>33303988
Holy shit you finally drew a picture of Snails I was so sick of seeing everyone else

>>33303992

>>33303992

Jessy

balls > dicks what are your thoughts?

>>33303992
Oh come on Jessy, you have been here for a while, you should be used to it

PHN is streaming guys

http://www.livestream.com/phndraws

Get the fuck in here for uh... awesomeness

What's the deal with all the overused memes?

Feels, 'MISSIONARY SEX' , greentext vidya stories, dubs and whatnot.

This isn't my usual MLPG crowd. I can't create boners like this.

>>33303986
you
YOUUUU

PROBABLY LIKE IT FOLLOWED BY A FIRM HANDSHAKE

YOU SICK FUCK

>>33303992
>Problem, pepsifag?

>>33304008
If Coke Pone is translucent...

...why don't you see her tongue when she's not sticking it out?

And can you see her eyeballs from behind through her skull?

...Coke Pone is creepy.

>>33304010
>>33304023

>>33304033
>that feel when your a faget who like sex in missionary

check out my cool doubles

>>33302987

Am I too late to post this?

>>33304046

I'd actually like to see that, that looks awesome

>>33303896
Cherry Coke taste like mouth sex so that makes sense.

I bet Molestia would know.

>you walk into the clinic for your mandatory donation
>nurse Redheart is there
>it hasnt been a good day for her
>she had to wake up early, clean up shit, vomit, and deal with her coworkers hitting on her
>now you have to deal with her
>she silently walks you into the room
>she soon has your member pinned against a cold, metal table
>one hood is pinning it against the table
>the other is hitting the tip
>she's screaming her lungs out
>you dont know what else to do
>you start to cry
>after who knows how long, a massive jet of semen shoots out
>the nurse throws your confused, crying, and emotionally scarred ass out onto the street
>"be back next Wednesday for your next donation"

>>33304002
Everything else was turning out bad though. That retard is my fallback pone.

>>33304047
WE SCARE OFF ANOTHER GOOD DRAWFAG

MORE AT 11

>>33304047
Admit it, you love these threads and want to draw porn

>>33304033
Sure you can. You just gotta alter your approach.
Like Miku getting railed by dubs guy who is deepthroating DSFARGEG and jerking off a dead Muton

>>33303988
How do you manage to draw such straight lines? *all of my envy*

>>33304077
Nah, Jessy loves the attention she receives from us

>>33304077

If you can't handle the MLPG, you don't deserve the MLPG

cuddleslut

>>33304033
>can't create boners like this
I know you all need these boners as much as I do, so get your shit together.

>>33304089
Sai, S-7 stability
you are now a good artist

>>33304047
Come on, it's fun being...

Naaauuuuughty

>>33304067
hey

hey

hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

draw my OC

>>33304093

This.

Jessy just loves closing her eyes and opening her mouth wide so we can slather her with hot sticky lengths of attention

>>33304104
>S-7

Shit man, I've been using S-1.

>>33304101
Would you let a sassy black pony pay you to cuddle with her?

>mfw Desktop ponies has dedicated sleep state option
>mfw all the little sleeping ponies on my screen

Oh my god my heart

MY HEART

>>33304033
Don't boner for yourself.
Boner for us, who boner for you.

>>33304142
>black pony
>not a zebra
You are doing it wrong niggas

>>33304142
Only if she we watch a sitcom and says "OH NO SHE DI'INT."

>>33304143

link to dl please

>>33304089
The sketch wasn't smooth at all.

Two parts because I didn't like the body from the first attempt so I redrew it after I'd inked the head.

>>33304104
I try to avoid the S's now unless I need like a really accurate circle or something so it's mostly just a lot of quick strokes and a lot of ctrl+z.

>>33304101
Ooo... Yeah you wrap your arms around me big boy. Oh yes, make your little spoon! Just like that. Oh fuck yes put your legs next to mine. I love it when a man takes charge.

>>33304081
I usually like the threads, yes.
Porn, no.

>>33304180
then have some cute

>>33304142
>>33304101
>Ponies don't have Gigolos
>They have Snuggolos

>>33304187
I love cute.

>>33304187
>her memory foam body just bends around yours

>>33304156
http://www.desktopponies.com/

>>33304207
Do you love sexy?

>>33304170
I really need a seductive looking Fluttershy for when we start talking about these sorts of things. I feel somewhat ashamed that this is the closest image I have to a SeductiveShy.

>>33304120
it makes incredibly accurate and organic lines but it sucks for turning tight corners and can't really do good sketchwork. it's good for inking

>>33304225
Not if it's pone related, nah.

>>33304234

>>33304117
>>33304117
>>33304117

>>33304234
She's not very good at the whole seductive face thing

>>33304251
KILL IT WITH FIRE

>>33304247

But what if brad pitt was riding one of those ponies?

with his shirt open

>>33304250
There we go, have another not-quite-so-sexy Fluttershy.

>>33304251
You win the day!

And my heart~

Ponies are amazing.
(I await a ban)

>>33304262
But she can get into your pants before you knew she was even there.

>>33304234
>Fluttershy, why are you a banebla-
>CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

brb, writing fluttershy waifufagging story with CREEEEED as a plot twist

>>33303765
Yes, yes it is.

>>33304262

>>33304267
I feel sorry for the pony. He's probably heavy.

>>33304291
no
NO STOP
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>33304298
>>33304250
>halfway blinking
>sexy

o wow

>>33304304
But what if the pony was riding Brad Pitt?

>>33304314
How about a wink instead?

>>33304314
Seriously.

Shit's pathetic.

>>33304314
every blink animation on the show is potential bedroom eyes

>>33304329

>>33304290
>Abaddon the Despoiler arrives is banished to Equestria after yet another failed Black Crusade. Over time he befriends the strange xenos living there and they even begin to melt his black heart. Things are looking up for Abaddon until he realizes that all his new friends have tank treads and are belching exhaust fumes.

>>33304240
>coke pone trips
>coke pone is now shattered pone

>>33304335
Bedroom eyes is only when you can see the darker color when their eyes are half lidded
This stuff is just...blinking halfway.

>>33304326
Pony piggie-back rides sounds cute.

>>33303885

>It's the weekend
>You wake up to hear the sounds of your favorite video game being played
>You see Tabasco there, looking bleary eyed and the liquid in her has seperated
>She was up all night trying to get to where you are in the game, and trying get better at it than you
>She hardly even notices you come into the game room
>You take the controller and pause the game for her and ask her how long she's been up
>She blinks and realizes that she's been up all night, and freaks out over her separation
>You sigh and calm her down, turning off the console and picking her up, giving her a light shake to turn her back to normal
>She looks a bit miffed but is too tired to argue, and falls asleep in your hands
>You take her back up to the kitchen and tuck her into her little bed made out of a matchbox and tissues
>She says a soft 'thank you' as you begin to make breakfast

>>33304326
>pony climbs on his back
>he wears pony like a cute backpack

>>33304349

>Abaddon grows to love and adore his pony friends
>he reaches out to pet them and scratch them behind their cute fuzzy wuzzy ears
> he has no arms

>>33304352

you want bedroom eyes?
here's your goddamn bedroom eyes

>>33304353

>>33304351
>Coke pone's gummy flesh compresses as it hits the ground
>Her Coke splashes out of every orifice

>>33304369
I love that picture
I love it so much

>>33304351
>>33304351
>>33304351
> Coke pone trips
> shatters into 12 smaller coke pones
> all of them are adorable as fuck and swarm over you laughing
HNNNNNNGGGG

>>33304349
bbbut
how do I greentext all of that in one post

FUCK THAT, READY FOR BAD WRITEFAGGING?

>>33304329
But all that's in the image is her front half.

>>33304386
I keep forgetting to delete my trip/name
Fuck

>>33304366
>Lyra hears that a human has arrived in Ponyville
>She is heartbroken when she realizes Abaddon's greatest shame

>>33304351
>fluffy pony absorbs coke pony
>fluffy pony drowns
>coke pone lives on using fluffy pony body

>>33304369
D'awww.

>>33304117

>>33304394
huh?

>>33304392
YES!

I'm assuming you have read Abaddon Goes To See His Therapist?

>>33304394
Use your imagination.

>>33304392
>equestria is a pocket within the warp
>celestia is the chaos god of Love
>the other chaos gods sometimes visit, their various negative aspects being warped into good aspects as they enter the pocket-nation.

>>33304409
Look, he's so innocent it''s almost cute.

>>33304404
>The fluff is now Coke flavored cotton candy

>>33304406
Dude, thank you.

Hands down, you're my favorite drawfag. Like, now until forever.

>>33304416
If this were about Twilight, it would be a complete copy.

Expect a Kharn version afterwards.

>>33304418
So does that mean Slaanesh turns into the Alicorn Goddess of Fertility?

>>33304441
You were mine favorite until you got all bitchy and stopped drawing and shit.

>>33304404
>drink some of coke pony's coke
>her coke takes control of your insides
>you become coke pony's mindslave

Idea

>mountain dew pony
>giant fucking gamer, even moreso than you
>like beating X-COM on superhuman before the end of january huge
>never sleeps, just uses the internet while you sleep
>frenemies with root beer pony
>forms background trio with slim jim pony and ritalin pony

So what's going on today?

>>33304418
>Discord was actually just Cegorach vacationing in Equestria
>Fun times in the palace when Celestia accidentally gets possessed by a Keeper of Secrets

>>33304457
damn it why can't I please you

I drew this 3 days ago

doesn't this count

>>33304466
>Ritalin pony
YES

>>33304467
not much. PHN is drawing an awesome picture of the CMC doing an 80s Hair Metal rock concert thing

>giving fluttershy a bellyrub
>enjoying her coos of pleasure
>you massage a little firmly and she gasps as you hear a squealing sound come from her rear
>her face turns bright pink and she covers her face in shame
>you smile and squeeze a little harder, rewarded with another squeaky fart

>>33304475
Draw more excessive saliva

>>33304466
And taco bell pony.

>>33304475
...i guess. Missed that one request period 3 days ago. Didja run out of paper or something? You used to draw a lot more often with your silly pictures

>>33304478
> you can't help yourself, and contiune
> you suffocate, ridding the world of you and your fucking fetish

I have an idea for a story. An elder in a fairy glen has a vision, the Doom approaches and the glen is doomed. The younger of the faeries scoff at first at the withered old loon, she lost her wings so long ago and her sanity too.
She tries to warn the brash warriors that they could not fight the Doom, it has magic of another time.

She looks at one lone scout, her hair a s blue as joke, the others left to follow the songs of battle and this one stayed behind. "Young one, you must trust my dying words, this fight your sisters plan only hastens their doom, I faced this demon when I was your age, I escaped it one day, it took away my wings.

I need you to fly, far away to the west, fly to our cousins in the Whitetail forest."
Before she could argue with the elder a pouch was given too her, as the chimes of war began to sound, all around the glen. "Go Swiftly, and do not look back, you can mourn us later, nut not join us, I forbade it. Now fly, and may the Everfree protect you young one."
The fairy darted past her sisters in armors of dresses and grass, her path deadset and vanished past the hovel.
The battle began as the demon approached to the faeries a demon known only as the Doom.
It truck with surgical accuracy, to capture it's prey, the fighters soon found them in capsules and their will fading away.The unicorn carefully filled all of her jars with glee, making sure to leave nothing behind.

>A single blue light could be seen flitting from branch to branch as her goal was insight, an hour of flying was exhaustive and the signs were showing. At last she arrived in her clans cousin clan The fairies of Whitetail helped the fairy of Everfree she was fed and given water and allowed to rest. She only had one line to tell and knew she had no home, the glen was lost, the demon took them all. The glens moved and defended for weeks at a time, to make sure no such attacks would happen this time.

>>33304466
Someone the other day had ideas for a whole slew of Soda Ponies.

Fanta Ponies being siblings and a family of Ginger Ale ponies. Mountain Dew was in there too but they were with a Surge and Mello-Yello ponies, think they were like, college frat brothers or something.

>>33304454
fertility and passion
Nurgle becomes an aspect of the passage of time, like the setting sun and the coming dawn, the transition into a ripe old age, ect.

Khorne becomes the aspect of Honor and sworn duty and swift justice

Tzeentch becomes the aspect of achievement or aspiring, a favorite of unicorn students and researchers

What is the best sketching brush?

Nothing feels right

>>33304458
I prefer the variant where her coke transforms you into a coke stallion and the intensity of your sex causes your balls to fizz and foam before you cum inside her

>>33304511
Courier New

>>33304511
Sketch hard.
Yeah I don't know I just got it in some brush set my friend made

>>33304505
Scherzos idea I think

>>33304505
give me some detailed personality descriptions of these guys and i can start drawing

>>33304458
That's... actually really sexy. Is there a term for reverse mind control/break? You know, for research.

>>33304505

I liked the one where tonic and club soda were badass ponies from the wrong side of town, or something like that

>>33304478
>the fart smells odd
>you look down at her, gazing into her glowing blue turret as exhaust continues to pour from her
>you suddenly realize that Fluttershy is a Leman Russ Executioner

>>33304533
How is it reverse mind control? She's mind controlling you with her coke.