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!ikOpDWm3h. 01/15/12(Sun)06:35 No.33283235>The ride home after Gilda bails you out of jail after the deer incident. >Ignoring the fact that she is driving you to your own house, you start going off on a tangent about her being responsible for all of this. >She does not take her eyes off of the road while causally explaining that she 'fixed' everything and you should stop 'worrying so much, dude.' >You notice the news vans about a block before you get to your house, Gilda shuffles a bit at your glare and chuckles. "...Ok, you MAY need to lie a little about some things, but hey, you aren't in jail, anymore!" >You open the door and the first thing you are greeted with is a pushy camera and a overly excited reporter with morning breath. 'HERE WE ARE, WITH THE FIRST HUMAN TO EVER HAVE A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH A CREATURE THAT HAS BEEN ONLY FOUND IN CHILDREN'S NOVELS, ANY WORD SIR!?' is the first coherent sentence you get before being swarmed by the other, less awake reporters, you look back, only to see the door to your home slam shut.
>You are beginning to miss jail, and hate to see your answering machine. |