>rape

Did they hint at Mrs. Cake having an affair, or did I imagine that?

*clink*

>>33280651
The latter. It was a gag for the folks that would get it. Nothing more.

>>33280657
*fizzzzzzz*

wait i thought this was the image to use for ending a thread

does this mean it's already over

You've uh...

You've all seen this, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn81P8ihsOw
I think it's great.

>>33280651
Yeah, I think it was a sly joke for the adult members of the audience when Mr. Cake explains the whole heredity thing and is unsure if he got it right. But, of course, since this is a kids show, the affair didn't happen.

>>33280651
You didn't imagine it. Or at least, some very strange questions have been engendered.

I need to proof read next time I write a detective fic.
Holy shit.

>>33280673
*giggle* "want a sip, anon?"

>>33280690
>>33280651
I think it was kind of a nod to Dale Gribble and his Jamaican great grandmother or whatever.

>>33280682
Of course. It was linked several times in the previous thread.

http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swf
Room: cokepone

>>33280682

It's very awesome

>>33280701
Yeah. It needed a shitload moar MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE GET SOME

Need more ApplebloomxSpike, preferably Spike and her all dolled up going out on a date. Any drawfriends around?

>>33280682
Yes.
We've all FUCKING seen it.

>>33280741
I haven't.

I haven't even seen Smile Smile Smile yet.

>>33280704
Yes, ma'am.

>>33280749
Me either.

But it's not show related.
It's something made by an animator regarding cupcakes.

>>33280749

I listened to it the first time last night, it was awesome

>>33280749
Same here, actually. Smile, I mean.
I don't want to spoil it for myself.

>>33280723
You mean you missed the whole police chase scene?
Where Randy was carrying Fluttershy like a football and screaming one liners and on occasion making police siren noises as they chased the perp?

>>33280682
I liked it
Guy's a troll, no surprise

>>33280767
>>33280761
>>33280749
Wow, I'm honestly surprised at your restraint.

OHGOD

>>33280704
>you both lean in for the kiss, the smell of her cool carbonated breath inticing
>as your lips meet you can taste her flavor, the sweet fizzy goodness dancing on your tongue
>you drink deep from her, her essence pouring into your mouth
>after a few moments she breaks the kiss and gives you a sultry look
>"That was just a taste. I need you... thirsty."
>she emphasizes that last word with a suggestive wiggle of her rump

>your pants feel a little small

>>33280314
>>33280356

>>33280790
OH GOD WHAT IS THIS

Okay I know precisely who and what this is

but AHHHHHGODDDDWHAAAAT

>>33280798
No sleepy pony
we had something so good
when you were asleep

900 hours in SAI.

This was fun as fuck to draw, considering I'm still new.

>inb4 "it's shit"

>>33280798

>>33280790
>Gonna be a full moon tonight.
>Better rape my remaining daughters.

>>33280827
> he rapes them to keep their lycanthropy at bay

>>33280798
Rose it's not fair you make it look so easy but it isn't.

>>33280798
Rose, you are literally the best person on the planet ever.

I mean it.

>>33280798
And who said the general never comes up with good things anymore.

I expected all kinds of diaper/fetish porn after yesterday's episode. The only thing I've seen is this, and it doesn't have anything to do with it.

>>33280682
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
DIDN'T I JUST SEE THIS ON MLPG'S BEFORE IT GOT POSTED

oh god and he working for hasbro too

>>33280798
Somewhere in my mind she's yelling NUTSHOT, LOSER!

Rose, you are amazing.

>>33280823
it's shit lol you thought i was going to say something else didn't you?

but really just draw more and you'll get gooder

>>33280823
>post this
>didn't see Rose posted before me

shit nigga what am I doing.

>>33280682

I love it!

Now do a musical version of Sweet Apple Massacre!

>>33280854
He may or may not have been lying about that.

>>33280823
It's scrunchy.

>>33280823
it's shit.

Seriously though, keep working at it. You'll get better if you keep drawing. Don't get discouraged that you aren't very good right now drawing shit takes a lot of practice. I've certainly seen worse.

>>33280866
They're doing a drawing thing on EqD, but it got post-ponyd until Monday or Tuesday, I forgot.

>>33280854
A guy was on here earlier posting screen shots from it claiming to be a Hasbro animator. He most likely wasnt.

>>33280853

Well, Scootaloo must be younger than the baby Cakes. I mean, she can't even fly yet.

>>33280853

Well, I changed a few things based off your guy's advice, longer legs and messed with the head and eyes a bit.

Thoughts? Does it look any better?

>>33280879
No, he is really a Hasbro employee, and really got Peter Jackson to produce that video.

dis site

>>33280916
Pinkie's got some thunder thighs there
and the body could be skinnier

>>33280916

>Why can't I draw them looking at the viewer?

>>33280906
She has a disability you insensitive fuck.

>Next episode.
>Scootaloo is found flying.
>Just in the background.
>yfw.

>>33280858
That's actually a huge damn improvement for me.

I'm pretty happy with it.

>>33280906
>Well maybe y'alls just part earth pony and that's how come you cain't fly so good.
>But Applebloom, the Cakes are earth ponies.
>Hush! Y'ain't helpin, Sweetie Belle!

>>33280906
Here's my theory:
Pony pegasus' reach an age where they can't fly because their wings don't grow at the same speed as their bodies. Then once their bodies reach full size, their wings start growing again.

>>33280965
Fuck off ponychan sentry

>>33280945

I actually had a dream last night, that I went to Equestria, it's the first such dream I've ever had.

It was magnificent.

>>33280965
I'd buy into that if Pound didn't haul Pinkie around in the air like it was nothing.

>>33280682
wow, a flash about cupcakes
and it's really fucking good, I am impressed

>>33280854
Speaking of that video...
Just found this at the beginning

Wheres faceless? I found a gift for him

>>33280965
That's what I figured, some kind of weight ratio thing.

>>33280965
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkgbKoKcntU

>>33280995
why is tabitha st germain best pony/voice actor?

>>33280916
Eye needs to be a touch larger, and the lower portion of the head, is a bit flat. Needs to arc out just a bit more on the way to the tip of the nose, and as another fella said, the back legs are a bit too thick.

I've been out of the loop for a few weeks, is there a new episode soon?

>>33281005
new episode aired about 16 hours ago

>wake up
>something's tugging at your bed sheets
>you look down
>there's a foot and a half tall Rarity there
>she wants to make a dapper suit out of the sheets
>she's also aghast at your lack of fancy hats
>she's having a little trouble pronouncing her R's
>what do you do?

>>33281005
Episode of what?

This is coke pony/waifood general now.

>>33280943

Is that disability being delicious?

>>33280945

Yeah, I'll believe that when I see it.

>>33280978
Grats. I jelly as fuck.

>>33281005
You missed it.
Randy Savage had to learn about respectability.
And he took out the trash.

>>33281017
fuck your father in the shower and have a snack. let me get some sleep asshole

>>33281003
Because she has the smexiest voice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiWaQuvCHyA

are we still forming a 'main cast' of ponies for /co/? I know we have coke pone, sleepy pone, pizza pone, and fluffy pone.

wow op great image choice to encourage me to hate your fandom even more

>>33281017

I do have a hat, but it's not fancy. So I tell her to deal with it..
If she can make something out of a bed sheet, I'll be impressed, so I give it to her.

>>33281017

Hug the ever living fun out of her. When she tells me to get off because she has to make a suit, tell her five more minutes.

>>33280823
Well fuck, forgot to post a comparison picture.

I consider this to be my first. Some will probably remember this pic, most probably won't give a shit. Postang anyway.

>>33280979
Well they start out super small, and their wings are proportionally powerful. Then they start growing and it gets harder and harder for them to fly because hey. Their wings aren't getting any bigger.

See it as:
Start with a power to weight ratio of 2:1. Then as their body grows, it gets closer and closer to 1:1. And then obviously they lose their ability to fly for a bit.

Then they hit wing puberty.

Or not.
Either way, I noticed that in episode one, it took like two ponies to carry twilight.

>>33281042
>smexiest
Go back to ponychan you faggot.

Alternatively, go back to FurAffinity you fucking furfag.

>>33281017
I'd tell her all of the figments of my imaginations are entitled to fuckings.

i see myself in all of you and all yourselves in me

http://1.usa.gov/pMGYc3

>>33281017

tell her all her friends are better than her

>>33281042
Go back to the shadows flame of Ud'un

>>33281055
Jesus christ how horrible

>>33281060
>Two ponies to carry Twilight.
This is because that bitch is fucking dense.

>>33281060
>Baby pony
>Ability to carry a full grown pony
I'm not sure if you imply this or not.

>>33281080
I know anon, I know.

>>33280906

Rainbow: "Alright kid, I'm going to show you how it's really done! Stick as close as you can and try to copy what I do in the air!"

Pound Cake: "Yay!" *starts flapping*

Scootaloo, over at one edge of the field: "H-hey Dash, I don't know how to fly yet either..."

*Rainbow and Pound are both already several hundred feet up and zipping away*

Scootaloo: okay.jpg

>>33281075

weenies

>>33281066
>>33281079

>can't separate the voice from the pony

Are you twelve?

Drawfriend here, just got new system, getting it up to spec as far as programs/installations of stuff goes.

Currently doing Slenderpony as a project.

It's the reason you don't go into everfree forest alone. Ever.

>>33281060
what about fillyshy?

>>33281082
Twilight confirmed for using magic to mask the heavy swollen belly she gets from servicing the stallions and colts of Ponyville every day, hiding her secret shame of lusting after their thick, goopy cum being pumped into her quivering vag

>>33281116
>4chan is my personal blog

>>33281060

I don't know. I mean, we make fun of Scootaloo for not being able to fly, but even Sweetie Belle can't use magic like that.

I think these kids might be prodigies.

>>33281017
>give little Rarity a hug
>let her make us matching bedsheet suits
>go on fabulous adventures

>>33281115
I was quoting LotR as a joke. Dunno about that other guy...

I think the Cake twins are just Mary Sues.

>>33280831
Hhhhhold up there, Marker!

>>33281119
Some ponies are just weak fliers.

>>33281115
What no

I was saying he was either a brony or a furfag because he used "smexiest"

>>33281142
Lets fill them with bullets and find out.

>>33281094
Well did you see what poundcake did with pinkie?
dragging her all around the house and what not.

>>33281119
I said it was an explanation. I didn't say it was a good one. Maybe she was older or younger?

>>33281134
Or maybe it's just a gag expressing, "babies are really fucking energetic and hard to keep up with."

>>33281134
the CMC are pretty "special" if you know what I mean

why do they let groups of unrelated adult ponies into the maternity ward? isn't that kind of asking for babysnatching?

>>33281150

Like Scootaloo!

>>33281134
Rarity said baby ponies have magic outbursts out of nowhere. Flying is not magic.

>>33281114
>You know when you touch a guy's weenier....and its like a ....hard banana

GUYS I THINK I'M GOING TO JAIL HELP.

>>33281180
ROLL FOR EVASION

NATURAL 20

>>33281180
Oh shit, wipe your computer clean, I mean, vigorously scrub it, if you think you're being too careful you're not

>>33281180
oh shit!

he's going to get the deviantart cops on you!

quick! get as many keys as you can so you can dangle them in front of them as a distraction so you can make good your escape!

>>33281165

>>Long winded explanation for why baby pony is so strong
>>"Well, what if he's just a really powerful baby?"
>>Dude, don't take things so seriously, lol!

Make up your mind, dammit!

>>33281180
WHAT PRISON YOU GOING TO?

I'LL MAIL YOU SOME SNACKS.

and a 40 lb. box of rape

>>33281161
>implying that word has anything to do with either of those things

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smexy

>>33281170
Nurse Redheart drinks on the job.
She doesn't give a fuck.

She only wanted Pinkie out of the room because of the risk of all the little shits crying.
>>33281198
>Roll a 20
>You evade even gravity, you die in the void of space.

>>33281114

Fluffy you're so mean to us!

>>33281209
>mailing rape to prison

where do you think rape comes from in the first place?!

>>33281180
QUICK! CHOOSE A DRAWING MON AND CHALLENGE HIM TO A DRAWINGMON BATTLE.

>>33281210
>defending that word
oh murr

>>33281180

We'll back you up, dafty.

also link to the griffy DA?

>>33281180

Don't drop the soap, bro.

>>33281166

Yes. I know what you mean.

>>33281223
...Rape factories?

>>33280682
I was actually somewhat disturbed by this. I don't know why, it reminded me a lot of Happy Tree Friends. Maybe there's a bit of normal in me left.

>>33281223
They're made in rape machines.

>>33281206
Welp, I guess you could either say that pony babies are fucking crazy...

Or THOSE pony babies are fucking crazy.

>>33281226
anon i think you might be dangerously retarded

>>33281176
>>33281134
Flying utilizes magic. From what we've seen, Pegasi, flying, and their wings aren't all that tightly connected. Actually there's a lot of >fanon explaining the flying of pegasi as a certain type of magic (see also: pegasi pulling/levitating things). Which means it can boil back down to the emotional magic control thing, basically, babies are stupid as shit so their emotions are very strong, and so they can use certain magic types and pegasi babies can fly, that's until they become children when they actually need to learn to do that.

>>33281109

>Strong babies.
PERHAPS THEY FED THEIR BABIES SHOCKLET

of course the cake babies are super strong

mrs cake only cheats with the strongest, most attractive pegasi and unicorns

does anyone have that comic where the artist draws himself a daughter?

>>33281046
I dunno, but I had an idea for one. Wish I were at my desktop to draw it though. Anyways.

Amber Lamps. She's a unicorn whose job of is to carry injured ponies to a hospital, nearby. She can perform minimal healing magic to keep patients alive until they get there. Due to her being on call during any time of the night, she spends a lot of time keeping Sleepy Pone company.

>>33281226
>because some people started using a long established word, it has been tainted

Ho. Ly. Fuck.

You are the exact kind of moron who chooses the kind of music he listens to entirely because of its fanbase.

>>33281277
>They are both Celestia.

>>33281180
This guy...

>>33281267

No, most Pegasi Scootaloo's age can fly. Like those ones that gave Luna a wreathe in episode 2. Scootaloo is just terrible.

>>33281280
There are several.

I don't have the one you are thinking of, but have this instead.

>you will never wake up to find a tiny, sentient, pastel equine tugging at your sheets, asking for your attention

>>33281297
>>33281297
pity she wasn't around when batmans parents died.

>>33281302
Not to enter into this argument or anything but uh...

I have always associated the word "smexy" with the worst kind of faggotry. I think it's been a stupid word, personally, since inception.

But I'm a tripfag so you'll have to take that with a large amount of salt.

>>33281312
that's CWC levels of autism right there. Do you think he found his amulet?

>>33281312

I thought his profile picture was Galo Sengan for a second

>>33281319
I didn't say that she wasn't shit at flying, but nevertheless they might have to learn to fly. Scootaloo didn't, she's shit, that's true. SB isn't incredibly behind others though.

>>33281321

Don't remind me, anon. Just... just don't remind me.

>>33281321
>She'd be up on the bed pestering you directly, but foot and a half ponies cant jump that high
>She did try for half an hour though
>If you had woken up a little earlier, you would have seen that tiny pony jumping up and down over and over, scrambling to get up on the bed

>>33281046
Tabasco pony.
She has a spicy interior that is only matched by her personality.

>>33281312
>Random Japanese Sounding Words Everywhere: The Fanfic

Usually I would laugh at this sort of thing, but my god, this is just sad.

>>33281004
Fixed the legs, messed with the head and tried to make the eye bigger, but when I compared the two I realized I really just redrew it.

Anyway, this look any better?

>>33281297
Would be nice, but as far as I can tell, folks are looking for shit that's been posted around slash got popular enough with the users here, to the point where folks don't want to use the marker pony, so I doubt something pulled out of one's ass will satisfy.

I'd suggest waiting to see what comes out of the woodworks as time progresses and filling out the cast when it becomes apt to do so.

Pardon my faggotry but has this been discussed?

>>33281363
definitely an improvement

>>33281355
I fucking love Tabasco sauce.

>>33281387
looks like a teddy bear to me

>>33281352
My heart can't take it tonight, guys. Honest. I don't know if I'll make it if this keeps up.

>>33281363
One thing I learned about drawing pone is that you gotta make the eyes bigger. No, really, make them bigger than what you sketched up the first, and second time. If you have PS or an equivalent, put that Pinkie vector below this layer and see how her eye works in comparison to the one you drew.

>>33281387
>Human
That is obviously a pony that failed to fly off a building.

>>33281355
Don't forget her regular freak-outs at getting separated and her blustering attempt to maintain face after she gets shaken up.

>>33281319

>>33281348

Magical surges makes sense for Pumpkin Cake. I've often theorized that having a conduit for magic in your head could have some unusual repercussions, mostly resulting in diminished mental capacity in some (Snips, Snails, Trixie, etc.) but I suppose massive magical surges brought on by emotional outbursts also makes sense.

Scootaloo is still terrible, though.

>>33281387
Ah, someone did mention that, but I hadn't seen a cap yet. Thanks.

>>33281395
This

Meanwhile on /v/
>>>/v/125113478

>that feel when your grandfather is teaching you to drive a car but he tells you that you need to lose weight to fit behind the steering wheel

he's right :(

>>33281404
Ohgosh.jpg

When did this happen?

>>33281387
ancient humans.

>>33281321
My heart would prove too feeble for such a creature.

>>33281355
Tabasco pone is only cute because she's small.

>>33281424

Lift, you fatty

you have no one to blame but yourself, change your life and become tight and fit and attract all those gay men you love so much!

>>33281413
KKND fucking sucked.

>>33281407

why does she have the lisp at the beginning and end of her words, even sounds without any s's in them?

>>33281352
>And her tiny fits of frustration
>Stomping her tiny hooves on the ground when she cant get up

>>33281363
Definitely better, but still with the eyes. Don't be afraid to make the ridiculously big. I mean look here. See how much space they take up?

I know it feels weird when it's going down, but you just gotta bite the bullet, and you'll see it comes out looking boss. Trust me, I did the same thing you are when I start sketching pone.

>>33281440
because she's worst pone

>>33281424
what the eff dude

>>33281406

Oh shut up Scootanon, we all know Scootaloo is the worst pony. This just makes it canon.

>>33281413

I'm too busy watching the new video on 4chan by CNN.

>>33281387
>my child draws a unicorn
I don't see a problem here. We trying to insinuate that humans AREN'T some sort of strange mythical creature in poniworld?

Just woke up. First thought I had: "Celestia and Luna are too powerful for their own good, and can't fully control their magic. Prolonged exposure to them causes ponies to change, and not in good ways. That's why the Royal Guard wear armor."

Worth trying to writefag about?

>>33281452
What?

>>33281460
>EXPLODINGYELLOWVAN.MOV

>>33281427
It came up a lot in some greentext waifufiction. Basically she loses it and thinks she's going to die, anon sighs, picks her up and gives her a little shake, then she gets all mad and calls him an idiot and stomps off.

There was also one where she made anon a small plate of nachos and came on every one of them.

>>33281463

Writing is for people who don't have enough skill to draw

>>33281453

I don't care if Scootaloo can't fly as well as the other pegasi. She's a wonderful pony just the way she is.

>Day two with tiny Rarity
>You're woken up by her screams
>Stumble out of bed to see what's wrong
>She's in the bathroom, standing on the sink
>You dont have anything she can use to style her hair
>Everything is ruined

>>33281462
Exactly, humans are mythological creatures in Equestria. This is why Orion is confirmed as a constellation

>>33281453
Scootaloo is..

...pretty bad right now.

Not the worst, because her name isn't Twist.

But she is unfortunately pretty bad.

I'm sure she'll get her own episode and stop being awful. Maybe.

>>33281330
Tripfag if the use of smexy is inciting rage in linguistic neckbeards. I for now on am going to use it with the fury of a thousand super novas in a infinite kaleidoscopic pattern.

Typing all that made me feel smexy.

>>33281463

>>33281484
>masturbate on her
"There. Use that."
>back to bed

>>33281492
People like you are a diamond dozen in this doggy dog world.

>>33281484
Just give her a brush.

>>33281492

I too will use smexy at every oppurtunity

>>33281484
>pick her up under your arm
>take her over to the sofa
>brush her mane and scratch her behind her ear and tell her she's still a pretty pony

My coke pony ate my roll of Mentos, what do?

>>33281474
Actually she thought she was a freak, the other hot sauces don't separate.
She only had a Tapatio bottle to reference this by in your spice cabinet, his hat mocks her.
>Be glad he isn't a pony.

>>33281427
Dug a little in the archive found something. RCH's work.

>Today you decided to try that new recipie and get your kitchen ready. You rummage around in the pans, get the burners ready and open the spice cupboard, a small yelp can be heard from inside as a bottle of bay leaves falls over. "You ok in there?" You ask, forgetting for a moment that you shared the space with a little guest now. 'Y-yeah, you startled me is all.' A small voice manages from behind the pepper mill. You try to look around the mill but you notice her scuffle out of your sight again, various bottles clinking in protest as they are jostled by her. She isn't usually like this. Slightly concerned now you grab the mill and remove it from the cupboard, suddenly uncovering the small, pony shaped bottle of Tabasco. She tries to hide again, but has walled herself off effectively with the remaining spice containers. Her usual spicy attitude has been replaced by desperation. 'Don't look!' She calls out, her voice cracking slightly as you look her over, everything seems fine, until you see the separation halfway down her legs. her usual red sauce filling her body above, and a transparent liquid below. She suddenly breaks down at the realization that you noticed her condition and collapses in a heap sobbing. 'I'M A FREAK!' she wails between wracked sobs. You try to sniffle a chuckle watching the condiment have her tiny mental breakdown. She is too distracted to notice you pick her up, but yelps when you give her a few flicks of your wrist and set her down on the counter, careful to not move your hand too far away from the now slightly woozy bottle. "Feel better?" You ask, a small grin on your face. After she regains her balance she looks herself over, satisfied that everything is back to normal she kicks your finger. 'You could have TOLD me it was that easy to fix, jerk' She scolds your hand. Yep, shes back to her old self again.

so did anyone else here discuss the possibility that the babby unicorn is potentially more powerful than Twilight

I mean it used magic to levitate
that shit is hardcore

>>33281508
>>33281492
This makes me feel like my opinion matters now.

Shame on you both.

>>33281479
>mfw

>>33281496
Is this approval or is it "I'm gonna watch the trainwreck as it happens"? I can't tell.

>>33281511

>>33281511

shes gonna pop, put on a poncho

>>33281516
Twilight must devour it to absorb it's powers.

Just like she did to all her fellow loyal students of Celestia

>>33281513
There he is. The one that anon is referencing exists too.

>>33281501
>doggy dog world
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Don't tell me that's how you think that expression goes?

>>33281387
we've already seen gingerbread men anyway, it probably just slipped the animators' minds

>>33281529

>>33281543

Jessy didn't stream tonight, did she?

>>33281535
>not catching "diamond dozen"

>>33281525
>Is this approval or is it "I'm gonna watch the trainwreck as it happens"? I can't tell.

Not either of the guys you're replying to, but unless you have something else on the table, you might as well do it. I mean, I won't read it or anything, but, whatever...

>>33281484
Sigh, give her a comb or something, appologize for my lack of hair products. I simply have natural bed head so I don't really take care of my hair that much. So just use this for now. Once she's done, start cleaning up the bathroom and proceed with my day.

>>33281535
Good eye bro, you're a force to be wrecking with

>>33281548
>>33281543

>>33281535

>>33281535
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>33281535
I could careless about how it goes.

>>33281516

She's either the next messiah or it's just something every unicorn can do when they're a baby. Surges of magical power build up in the horn and they are released through spells, not from skill or training but simply from instinct. It just means she's a healthy baby pony.

If this magic isn't released, it builds up in the brain and causes brain damage.

>>33281516
Baby ponies are prodigies?

>>33281558
>>33281548
>>33281543

I demand a Squirt pony!

>>33281535
it's a /v/ meme from like 5 months ago

doggy dog world, diamond dozen, taking things for granite, say lavi

it was extremely grating...

>>33281525
I always like your writefagging, so go with it.

guys my doctor told me I lack toast in tolerant

what do I do?

>>33281543
Previously, on coke pone

>>33281578
DON'T EVEN FUCKING START

>>33281535
For all intensive purposes, I think he does.

>>33281578
Invest heavily in toasters.

>>33281543
>>33281548
>>33281558

>>33281578
go to bread

>>33281532

Why couldn't she have done that to that little abortion Nyx?

Pic related.

>>33281580

>>33281584
tee hee

>>33281574
>greating

>you will never find a tiny version of best pony and feed her baby carrots while she sits in your lap and the two of you watch Raiders of the Lost Ark

What are you listening to /co/?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPUj1mf3eiU
video related

>>33281589
>>33281588
>>33281584
>>33281583
>>33281578
>>33281574

You are all my most hated acquaintances

I actually have a cold right now, so I'm posting this.

You’ve been in bed all day. It’s a loathsome cold, the kind that isn’t dangerous or feverish, but a sickness that just makes you feel like complete crap. But she’s there to give you everything she can to make you feel better, like lots of chicken soup and orange juice, the only remedies that can help cure the nuisance. But you still feel cold. The covers are warm, yet you can’t stop shivering. You ask her that she turn the heater up, and she quickly complies, only to discover that the confounded thing isn’t working. She becomes visibly upset and unsure what to do, while you gently console her and tell her you can manage without it. She then has an idea, however. She walks over to bed, peels off the covers, gets in, and wraps herself around you. You protest and warn her that she’ll become sick too, despite the joy you feel from her close presence. She obviously doesn’t care about contagion, and she moves closer and buries her head in your chest. Feeling nice and warm now, you wrap your arms around her. Tingling happiness from the feeling of her warm body flows through you, and you whisper to her your thanks and how much you love her. She responds with a loving gaze and a sweet kiss on the lips. Content, you nod off to sleep with your head in her pink hair.

So has Poundcake been drawn as Bam Bam yet?

Noone cares about these fucking idioms you goofballs. Fuck someone drops one of those once and all of the sudden everyone is on his dick like white on rye.

>>33281589
>bread
Well, since we're talking about food ponies. . .

>>33281489
>Equestria has the same constellations as us, one of which is a human
>This would imply those of the zodiac as well, including Sagittarius
>A centaur
>Other hybrid creatures like manticores and cockatrices exist

I wonder how their myths for the origin of that go.

>>33281605
>Fluttershy cant even jerry rig a heater
USELESS PONY IS USELESS

which of the main 6 is the least pretty?

So spike/rarity is shipping?

>>33281634
Twilight Sparkle

>>33281626
further proof of the mass human cleansing that took place 2000 years ago

anything with any human DNA was destroyed to remove the human stain from the face of equestria

>>33281609
>/r/ white on rye pone

>>33281634

Fluttershy

>>33281605
hnnnnnnnng... so much >feel

and i'm dealing with a cold now too...

>>33281626
>YO. YO CELESTIA. CHECK OUT THIS WHACK ASS SHAPE I CAN MAKE WITH THESE STARS

>>33281629
And ugly.

>>33281626
>A human is lost on Equestria.
>Know his shit about astrology.
>Looks up to the night sky to get his bearings.
>Realizes that this is pointless on an alien planet, but then sees markers.
>More markers.
>Did I say he knew his shit, yeah, he knew it a few minutes ago, he lost it shortly before.

>>33281600
God damn it anon.

Somebody needs to draw Faceless offering to babysit the twins

the cakes are backing away slowly... while Faceless crawls after them on his knees

>>33281605
>chicken soup
>not a whole beef shank

what kind of tiny baby man do you take me for, fluttershy?!

>>33281665
>Mr. Cake seems to take him up for a moment, is promptly ignored by Faceless as he keeps scooting towards Mrs. Cake, scooting only by his ass at this point.

>>33281626
Obviously Equestria is on the same planet as us. Only it on an alternate dimension, or of the ethereal plan of existence along side us, or that whole apocalyptic future etc.

Who is the VA for Mrs. Cake?

>>33281637
What is that some kind of children warning thing?

>classify having a crush as sex
>america

>>33281637
If that's what I think it is, it also says for Cory in the House under "Sex" that Cory was looking at a girl while she was putting on makeup

>>33281637
Sure, why wouldn't it be?

>>33281665

Somebody keep that pervert away from the baby ponies!

I swear, if Cake-poo becomes a thing I'm gonna gut that Polish bastard!

GUYS, IF I SEND THIS TO HIM WILL HE BE A MORE MERCIFUL GOD TO ME?

>>33281669
Shit, you reminded me I have a fuck ton of soup bones in my freezer.

I should buy some veggies and make something delicious. Also you've got me hungry for bone marrow now, thanks a lot.

>>33281697
Yes.

>>33281697
>filename
ROCK OVER LONDON
ROCK ON CHICAGO

WHEATIES, BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

>>33281600
>suddenly remember what happens at the end
>desperately trying to keep her eyes covered as she squirms around trying to see what happens after they open the chest

Guys why are Asian girls so mean

I had my Viet friend over to my dorm room and she's like, "It smells like masturbation in here"

:(

>>33281576
Might take a while, but I should have something later. I don't have enough mental fiber in my diet or something, writing takes a lot of effort sometimes.

>>33281679
I prefer the "Equestria is Earth, populated by heavily post-human entities" theory, myself.

>>33281697

>>33281686
It's Tabitha.

>>33281694
Wait, he's Polish?

Well fuck, that explains everything.

>>33281697
If not, you should pray to whatever gods you have not angered on the internet for a merciful death.
But if they were wise they would not answer your call.
They would not want to face the same fate.

>>33281718

She was coming on to you

God, how can you be so thick?

>>33281718

Well, did it actually smell like masturbation or was she just being a bitch?

http://pastebin.com/4t3bVt43

Can I get some opinions on the first part of this mini-fic?

>>33281740
It probably did
>>33281737
hahaha go fuck yourself

>>33281724
"Bullshit! No way!"
>5 seconds in google
"NO WAY!"

>you will never amuse tiny best pony for hours by letting her chase the red dot from a lazer pointer

I had a dream a few weeks back that Scootaloo crashed through my window. She was unharmed, and was trying to talk her way out of getting in trouble over it. I picked her up by the scruff of her neck like a cat and started scolding her. She was flailing her hooves around trying to get away as I carried her off to find her parents.

>>33281767
>Tiny Rainbow Dash going ballistic when she cant catch the red dot
All my want.

>>33281760
Dude, she VA's like half the entire show.

>>33281740
You should have told her to shave her upper lip more often.

>>33281750
0/10
Not a single mention of Randy Savage.

>>33281754

She was trying to break the ice, way to be a super autist about it

she probably wanted you to say "well.. I'm free tonight. Want to fill in for my right hand?"

>>33281750
Eh. I'm more of an Applebloom-has-the-crush kinda guy, but whatever.

>>33281750
Applebloom x Spike >rape? Not my cup of tea, but I like the way you write Spike's dialogue. I read it in his voice and aside from "Celestia, no!" and "10 times prettier than any old Rarity" it fits him well.

>>33281750
An interesting start, no glaring grammatical errors I can see, what feels like accurate characterization...

Carry on, anon.

>>33281768

So, /co/ when does a pony dream occur? I've yet to have one yet, and I am jello.

I just rewatched the episode in 1080p and... it didn't really get better - except for being hd this time around.

They really shouldn't stick Pinkie into mundane situations like babysitting for the cakes, I think she shines a lot more when there are wacky things going on in her episode.

Think of the moral in Feeling Pinkie Keen what you will, but everything before that was hilarious comedy and glorious shoutouts to old Loony Toon cartoons.
The babies didn't really work all that well for her to play off of, Pinkie is a lot more fun when she has at least some of her friends around because her care for her friends is part of what makes her character so charming. Plus once you've seen one babysitting episode you've pretty much seen them all.

I'd really like another Pinkie ep this season and this time preferrably one where she doesn't have another mental breakdown at some point....

>>33281803
no she already said to my face that I'm not allowed to fall in love with her

>>33281789
No shit. I mean hell, I checked last week, and it turns out Tabitha voices me. I never would have known.

>>33281819
i thought it was pretty good
opinions

>your brother and long time best friend leave after break because everyone goes to different schools, after hanging out and drinking everyday for the past month

they my guys

>>33281816
My first one was last night. But I don't actually remember in what way...I hope it was >rape

>>33281714

I YELL FUCK YOU ON A AIRPLANE.

>>33281824
Yeah, so? That's license to make with the fuck without strings.

>>33281789
And she also VA's some shitty character from that Starwars MMO.

>>33281843
also she doesn't want to lose her virginity yet

>>33281835

boohoo

post ponies you cocksucker

>>33281844
I thought Twilight was the space waifu

>>33281816
I didn't get one till after my initial pony high had long since run its course, and even then it was just a sort of 'they're there briefly'.

>>33281835
GROW SOME BALLS AND BUY A 5TH OF WHISKEY AND TALK ABOUT SOME PONIES

>>33281850
Yes she does.

>25th birthday on Tuesday
>no friends to wish me happy birthday
>gonna go to a restaurant alone

Why do I suck so much?

>>33281830
The moral and the setup of the episode was handled well, like how the cakes were rather easily doing all the things which gave Pinkie problems later on, but unless you're a teenage babysitter or a parent probably I can't really see how the moral would speak to you.

>>33281853
Neither voice Bowdaar.
They are useless in my heart.

>>33281835
You'll see them again soon enough. Chillax.

>>33281861
dude how do I make it clear to you that she doesn't want to bang

>>33281850

HERE, TAKE THIS AND GO FORTH YOUNG ONE.

>>33281824

SHE WANTED TO FUCK WITH NO DEEP INTERACTION, GOD

>>33281835

Don't forget them, bro

Meet with them after the break and keep the friendship going. I threw away too many good friendships because it was inconvenient

>>33281853
She is.

Possibly related.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR2RTkrojco

>>33281866
I don't watch it for the moral
I watch it for the cute pone

You will never console a crying Pinkie Pie, wrapping your arms around her in a tight embrace as you quietly assure her that everything will be all right. You will never see her smile through her tears as she lightly touches your nose with her hoof and whispers"honk"

>>33281873
Pretty much impossible, man. We could be here all night, you could both personally come to my house and tell me that she doesn't want your dick inside her, and I still wouldn't buy it.

>non-unicorn ponies have to change diapers with their mouths

>>33281881
this happens
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oigjvYlMcdM

>>33281864
>>>/adv/
>>>/r9k/
Nobody gives a fuck pussy

>>33281900

He's so oblivious, am I right fellow anon?

>>33281899
That's not a good feel anon. Not a good feel at all.

>>33281891
let me guess, you like the horribly deformed and grotesque baby ponies?

>>33281889
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip1PQ6GNxec

Negative.
>Twilight will never lead you by your dick on space adventures.

>>33281918
a little
regular candy pony is better though

>>33281941
mah nigga

>>33281899
>"honk"

>>33281918

>Not liking these adorable little fuckers right here

Why don't you like joy? Did it rape you as a child?

WHEN CAN WE LIKE PONIES FOR JUST CUTENESS?

>you will never feel nutella pony's warm, gooey embrace around your entire body, only your head left uncovered
>you will never feel her press forward into a kiss, her chocolately hazelnut tongue pressing into your mouth as her body undulates around yours

Damn this thread is slow. Stop lurking everyone, post away!

>>33281600
>ending of raiders of the lost ark
>pony takes it too seriously and tries to cover your eyes

/co/, of the 5 ponies who declined to look after the twins... who do you think would have handled them the worst?

>>33281973
but it's only 6am

>>33281981
Rarity, or Dash.

>>33281981
Rarity would have forgotten about them and let them drown in the bathtub

>>33281724
WHAT?
NO FUCKING WAY
WHAT THE FUCK? SHE"S ALREADY BECOMING THE VA FOR HALF THE SHOW
RARITY, LUNA,NMM PHOTO FINISH, GRANNY SMITH AND MS CAKE?
WHY IS SHE SUCH A GODDESS /co/ WHY?

>>33281899
>"honk"

>>33281982
Time for bed

>>33281977
>pretend you saw anyways and make gurgling noises to tease her
>she starts crying, desperately trying to cover your eyes even harder
>you pause the movie and tell her it's okay, that you're just fine and that it's all just a movie, not real
>she looks up, tears in her eyes and hugs against you, sobbing
>you feel like an ass, but console her and gently hold her until she calms down

>>33281971

>All these food ponies are usually something sweet or something
>That feel when diabetes
Being diabetic is suffering. . .

>>33281999
>Tabitha is granny smith

You're fuckin shitting me.

>>33281999
>she doesn't like taking interviews
>she won't probably go to cons
>all the other VAs are horrified by the fanbase
>in S4 everyone is voiced by her

>>33281973
I NEED A STREAM

>>33282029
Nope

>>33282020
>watch the rest of it
>Nazi faces melt
>pony thinks her face is melting
>pony flips her shit

>>33282020

please stop, I don't want to die ;_;

>>33282023
It's ok, anon. Ponies are magic, you don't have to worry about that.

>>33281977

>>Time for bed
>>She doesn't want you to leave because she's still scared
>>You stay up and pet her mane to try and help her sleep
>>She eventually falls asleep but, every time you stop petting her, she tosses in her bed
>>Stay with her the entire night

>>33282020
Should not have feels.

>>33281954
they're ok with their eyes closed, but as soon as those eyelids go up it feels like they're trying to suck my soul right out of my body

...and not in a good way

>>33282049
DONT FORGET TO SCRATCH HER BEHIND THE EAR YOU COCK BASKET

>>33282038
>pony wakes you up at five in the morning the next day
>she wants to play archeologist
>she took the objects she saw you using and hid them
>you now have to find your cellphone, keys, xbox controller and laptop with pony trying to give you cryptic hints (but they end up being really obvious)

would you let amputee pony do this to you?
http://www.xvideos.com/video333821/amputee_porn_gone_bad

>>33282049
What if more than one filly was present?
inb4 instant chaos

>>33282023
You still have Tabasco.
>She lost her mind when you thought you lost your insulin.
>She didn't even try to act like a little firecracker when she realized you were in trouble, she just kept pacing on the counter.
>She hates watching you stick yourself, but she hated that night even more.

>>33282023
We need a peanut butter pone for this anon. Maybe even a cheese sauce pone.

Someone get on this.

Who is the father?

>>33282088
Perhaps...a processed meat stick pony?
Of questionable sodium content?

>>33282097
she is both mother and father

she has both genitalia

>>33282054
Well how do you think ponies get eyes?

>>33282097
Futashy.

>>33282085
>army of tiny ponies trying to cover each others eyes

>>33282099
>>33282099

>>33282112
YOu REEK OF /TG/.
YOU WHORE.

>>33282097
>First babby.
N-no.
IT CANNOT BE

>>33282097

>>33282023

I never mix my enterainment, Food and "Special Interest"

I have the most conflicting boner right now

>>33282113

>>33282097
Applejack. That's why Rarity is giving her the "this is all your fault" look.

Oh god. this is so gross

I just made a screwdriver, and I think the OJ had fermented, it tastes terrible.

this is going to be hard to drink

>>33282113

Fucking futashy.

Literally.

>>33282109
>futa_rarity_pissing_champagne.clopfic

>>33282086
>>33282088

>mfw
You guys are awesome. I actually got a >feel from that.

>>33282119
>little Rarity throws a fit
>Rainbow Dash thinks she's tougher than the Ark, and keeps her eyes open
>Applejack tackles her and covers her eyes
>Twilight tries to help but her eyes are covered, so she just walks into a wall
>Pinkie is covering your eyes
>Fluttershy is trying to fly away into the ceiling

>>33282109
That would explain why she looks exactly like Rarity.

Case dismissed.

>>33282144
One day, we will get a video where Futashy gets her balls ripped out with a power drill.
Not that I am suggesting anything at animators, or anything, because that would be TERRIBLE.

>>33282166
> baby fluttershy flying around a corner like a moth, hands on her eyes and squeaking
I got a feel.

>>33282218
>She gets caught in the lamp.
>Dust EVERYWHERE.
>She sneezes and falls down, starts to cry.

>>33281600
>that feel when spending Christmas and playing with filly Rarity was my dream during Christmas
IT WAS GLORIOUS

>>33282210
Henderson castration tools would work great.

>>33282242
HNNNNNNG

>>33282248

But shes gone now

>>33282263
>>33282263
DAMMIT ANON I JUST GOT OVER THAT
FUCK YOU

WHY WOULD YOU SHOW THEM THE END OF RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU SICK FREAKS.

>>33282260
you, drawfag, draw me a pony
make it snappy

>>33282159
Other potential foods and condiments that could be made into ponies for you: Brie, salad, garlic bread, ravioli (not thinking too hard about this one), ketchup, mustard, mayo, nacho cheese, sauerkraut...

>>33282273
I know man,kingdom of the crystal skull was so much better

>>33282267

>wake up
>"Hey tiny-Rarity I've got a ton of activities to-"
>silence throughout your house
>"I..."
>No one is there to answer you
>"guess I'll get on the computer.."
>MLPG is your only friend

>>33282275
AND STICK IT IN A LAMP!

people are laughing at scootaloo because she can't fly

but neither could fluttershy when she was that young

>go to IMDb to see things about Tabitha
>she was Melancholia in The New Addams Family
If anyone is interested about 3:50 here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcCRje8w9L0

>>33282306
a neither can you

>get some lunch
>cant find your tiny pony all afternoon
>go back to fridge
>spend the rest of the week nursing tiny pony's cold

>>33282306
But Fluttershy isn't a fan of flying that much, Rainbow Dash is Scoots hero

I was bored as shit so I drew this...hope u liek it /co/
>inb4 someone tells me to do it digitally

>>33282319
Flutters clearly wanted to be able to fly competently though, given we saw her practicing.

>>33282295
They will never care for you like Tabasco.