>rape

>rape

>>33263879
Because she's busy grading papers.

>rape

>rape

>rope

Because:
>Being a teacher is not the same as babysitting

Because Cheerilee runs a goddamn school and she's busy

>>33263861

Dunno but I got this thing

>filename

COME ON EVERYPONI CRY CRY CRY

>>33263895

> 2012
> Not one single MLP banner

What's wrong with you people? MLP has swarmed 4chan for... what, 2 years? On ALL channels? Even Moot comments on MLP.

What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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>>33263879
Because she's a teacher, not a baby sitter.

She has a job.

>>33263895
>>33263897
>>33263907
>>33263920
>>33263921

Cheerilee can't babysit because she'd...rape them?

Cheerilee once told them their baking was awful

livestream.com/nootsack

if you thought the music stream was a bad idea, you were right

god, you were so right. Anyway, im trying to figure out this art program, why not watch?

>>33263940

We are hated here, did you forget?

>>33263940
The banners haven't been updated in years.
And people get four kinds of anal crusaded over MLP being popular.

>>33263945
... I knew those grimdark Tumblrs would come to no good.

>>33263940

Because we're not fags here.

Go to ponychan if you want that shit

>>33263948
>what the fuck am i looking at.png

>>33263922
Hah. Bullshit. American schools all the way up to college are glorified day care centers.

DRAWFAG REQUEST

Pinkie doing more irresponsible things with the babies. Stuff like

>"Ok little foals! This is whiskey. Whi-skeeey!"

>>33263940
No.

>>33263982
see
>>33263932

>>33263879
They don't know her, the only young people they know are Pinkie's friends

>>33263932
awww the butthurt diaper fetishist is mad that everyone finds his kink disgusting

>>33263990
We're not talking about an American school, now are we?

>Unconsenting horses

>>33263948
>Why would you do this Faust?

>>33263932
Is it from ponychan right?

>>33263932
>People who jack off to cartoons

How do you know this, they're all anonymous.

>>33264018
Burn in hell, furfag.

>>33263990
The only people that makes good use of American colleges are immigrants and exchange students

>>33264037
No retard is from here.

>>33263940
I, for one, would like to see one pony banner, just for the laughs and rage.

The truth is, 4chan banner stay the same for the last 5 years.

>>33264037
wat

Terse doesn't post on Ponychan afaik

>>33264020
So is that a ... sack of testicles?

>>33264015
why I otta

>>33264018
Not him, but I find all of you disgusting. Every other time I read a thread it's about fucking horses. One of your tripfags made a name for himself with scat fapfiction, which many of you loved.

>>33264042
actually diapers are among furfags' favourites

>>33264024
>Faust
Uh-huh, sure.

>>33264067
Read the file name.

>>33264067
Mac testicles.

>>33264024

speaking of which

do you think saturdays have become no-internet days for the cast

i wouldn't blame them

>>33264072
>Invisible >rape

>>33264067
Big Mac's balls about to explode into humanized Sweetie Belle's mouth.

>>33264072
> PINKIE HAS NOT SLEPT FOR THREE DAYS
Twilight needs to stage an intervention. Meth is really taking its toll.

>>33263990

See, I've noticed there has been a concentrated effort of derailing threads recently with stupid shit. Be smart, don't speak politics, nations, religion whatever and retarded fanon because we're being sabotaged.

>>33264106
... I don't think that's what they look like or feel like.

Flood of SMILe gifs where?

>>33264077
That's an awful big assumption.

someone go through that new 50minute bronycon video and find all the drawfags/tripfags that went. sergeant sprinkles is in there somewhere.

>>33264020
>>33264067
that filename, hehe its a crop from that MS pic where humanized sweetie belle is sucking off big macs huge horsecock

>www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSIzmYm-28w


Jeeze that didn't take long did it

So did we already go over how bad a pegasus Scoots is?

Getting shown up by a one month old swag babby is shameful.

>>33264121
Or I could keep talking about whatever I want to

>>33264121
it's either politics or misoginy/feminism with that guy. always

>>33264079
That doesn't excuse you from jerking it to animals.

>>33264135
Who the fuck is bena and darkmatter?

is Derpy in today episode?

>>33264135
> the reassurance I will never appear on camera at a fandom function
Feels fuckin' great, man.

Yesterday was my birthday MLPG and I want to give the cake to you

>>33263940
Moot is not stupid enough to get yet more hate aimed at him.

>>33264162
That's a pie.

>>33264155
Don't think she was. I was really hoping that they'd make a running gag with it too.

>>33264155
She is one of the babies' at the beginning

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS. My cuddle contest clopfic is finished.

http://pastebin.com/bb6vMBhA

Please give me feedback. I'm new at this.

And spot the Deus Ex reference.

>>33264135
BCS is somehow less attractive than I imagined her.

>>33264134
>assumption
Not one part is assumed, it's what happens i nthese threads. I find it strange that the majority of you look down on one fetish, while fapping to one just as bad.

>>33264142

Not to mention the unicorn that could make itself fly

>>33264162
What the fuck is wrong with you

That's clearly a pie

>>33264142
Give it a rest, man. Give it a rest. You don't like Scootaloo, you've posted the same topic in three separate threads - sometimes multiple times.

>>33264142
>"Stupid kid. Its not my fault if I'm not strong enough....

>>33264155
Nope.

>>33264186
That baby is a unicorn.

The episode was rather rote but I liked that Pinkie showed responsibility without becoming Supernanny at the end.

Average but it was still fun.

>>33264134
It wouldn't be 4chan without the strawmen

>>33264135
someone posted megasweets picture but i didnt save

>>33264187
Oh boy oh boy oh boy.

>>33263940
>>33264118
If you're gonna make banners, at least don't make shitty ones.

And if you didn't make them, don't keep pushing shitty banners other people made.

The important lesson I learned from today's episode:

Ponies defecate.

>people still think Scoots can't fly

It was confirmed a few episodes back that she can.

>>33264192
>The majority of us fap to horses

That would be the assumption, and that would be a wrong assumption.

>>33264192

>I find it strange that the majority of you look down on one fetish, while fapping to one just as bad.

That seems to be the problem here, no one left on /co/ has a fetish for having sex with horses. All those faggots got sent off to ponychan.

>>33264192

>>33264135
>willdrawforfood1

looks like he needs to STOP drawing for food lolololololo

>>33264230
>Little Fillies' Room

This is news?

>>33264233
shes hovered for a grand total of two seconds

>>33264198
>implying I'm the same guy
>implying I'm not the anon that writes Scootaloo adoption greentext
>implying I wouldn't tousle her mane and give her ice cream

>>33264240
That's just wrong. For instance, you definitely still have Glitter Glue, Faceless, and all the followers of both.

>>33264233
Which? I don't remember her flying.

>>33264240
You're right. None of us want to fuck horses.

It's cartoon ponies that get us hard.

God I'm getting tired of not writing as much >rape as I'd like.

>>33264258
Yeah, and they're all faggots.

>>33264236
not just the horses man, that's why I said one fetish just as bad, I didn't say horses in particular.

>>33264240
opposite. This is where the horse porn stayed, the rest went to ponychan.

>>33264257
I would be her big brother

I HATE HOW THESE THREADS ARE ALL ABOUT FAPPING TO HORSES NOW THAT'S ALL YOU PEOPLE TALK ABOUT AND IT MAKES ME MAD

>>33264260
Cutie Pox

>>33264271
Also ponies made of glass and soda

*clink*

>>33264278
Why are you always complaining about writing stories instead of writing stories

>>33264292
*fizzzzzzzzzzz*

>>33264278
What's >boop exactly?

>>33264297
Why are people always complaining about the lack of show discussion instead of discussing the show?

>>33264250
so? it still confirmed she could

>>33264258
Faceless has followers?

What the fuck does he even do?

>>33264258
faceless doesn't even post here anymore, you don't really seem to know what you're talking about so can you stop derailing the thread?

Just make a pony hate thread if you have to let it all out

>>33264283
Unfortunately, anyone with half a brain stayed here too.

So you either get fun people and horsefuckers, or autists and no horsefuckers.

>>33264290
If hovering is flying then Pinkie Pie is a much better pegasus than Scootaloo.

>>33264316
I boop you on the nose

boop

>>33264192
>I find it strange that the majority of you look down on one fetish, while fapping to one just as bad.
I don't see why; having one fetish doesn't mean you're into all of them.

>>33264288
>implying /co/ hasn't always had a perpetual fart fetish across all franchises

>>33264320
Poundcake can fly circles around her

>>33264316

>>33264012


honestly chistery its like you dont pay attention to anything in these threads no matter how many months go by

>>33264316

>>33264320
Hovering for two seconds does not demonstrate the ability for sustained flight.

Plus it's not too strange to want to see her flying - in any scene with a pegasus there's a good chance it's in the air the whole time.

>>33264288
MAYBE TO GET US BACK ON TOPIC YOU SHOULD COMPLAIN MORE. THAT'LL WORK, RIGHT?

>>33264357
We really haven't seen her fly, but nothing indicates she can't.

How can we judge that shit?

>>33264369
Someone please

make this pony

>>33264348

>>33264380
...that doesn't work here?

fuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Guess I'll go back to /b/ and ponychan.

>>33264361
It's been some time since we did a boop thread. I thought that was "nose-bop".

>>33264395
>ponifying everything

why

>>33264395

With Applebloom and Mac orfilly Twi and Celestia.

>>33264374
Maybe Scootaloo's parents are Earth ponies and she just doesn't fly a lot?

>>33264341
Exactly, I have a fetish where I can only get off if the person (man or woman) is naked, That doesn't mean I find colored cartoon horses covered in feces, blood and tears attractive

https://www.facebook.com/FineBros/posts/10150520533679522

Are you guys ready for the brony comments?

>>33264187
Me:
>>33264223

I quite liked it, short and sweet, descriptive, but it lacked a little more panache. Needs a bit more detail on the environment, also it kinda starts out of nowhere which can make things a bit abrupt and sort of... forced?

Keep writing though, I quite like your style.

>>33264334
agreed, /co/ overall has better posters, but porn constantly; while ponychan is just pathetic.

>>33264341
That's not my point. I meant I find it strange that you can be into one strange fetish, but attack another. To the rest of us you both seem sick.

>>33264331
>Implying Faceless doesn't post here anonymously

In fact, chances are YOU are Faceless.

>>33264325
Well, he has at least one.

Jr.

Did anyone anyone else loose their shit when Mr. Cake explained why one of his kids was a pegasus and the other a unicorn?

>>33264423
>anonymous
>has no face
>is faceless

>>33264316

>>33264414
Who're the Fine Bros and why should I care?

>>33264400

>>33264414
No.

I don't think I'll ever be prepared for the shitstorm that bronies bring.

They're just so... irrational. And stupid.

>>33264409
Because that's an image that's drawn over and over for every cartoon?

>>33264446
The guys who record "Kid's react to" and "Teens react to"

>>33264297
Because I can

>>33264316
>boop is the marker

>>33264374
no, but it proves the possibility of sustained flight. She wasn't struggling, and nobody was surprised. It's safer to assume she can fly instead of assuming she cannot.

>>33264439
Here we go!

>>33264423
How don't I know that you are me?

diaper edition stream starting in 2hrs. warning there will be humanized child diaper. i will also be working on 0r0s newest commission.

>>33264412
Or she is like Fluttershy, wasn't she practically a teenager when she finally learned to fly?

>>33264446
Basically They made kids react, one of those shows that hits youtube frontpage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TQbDz6-4eM

>>33264414

>I can tell you what happens; the teens get shown it, being visibly awkward by half laughing, rolling their eyes, etc, then they'll get their derp on; 'it's so girly a kiddy, a hurr', they'll get told it has a 15-35 male following and the large majority will be in shock (/disgust) and carry on derping in a similar fashion.

This gentleman knows what's up.

>>33264439
>Uh, that makes sense, right?
I lost it right there. It was like the writers leaning through the screen and saying "Shut up, we need a pegasus and a unicorn for gags later so suck it up."

Scootanon, you here?

>>33264459
I like how todays episode KINDA explained how pony breeds work

the plot is unBEARable.

>>33264414
The fuck's he?

>>33264459
Mr. Cake's stubble was my favorite bit of the episode.

>>33264459
THE CAKE IS A LIE XDDDD

>>33264474
She was hovering as a visual gag. Other ponies have done the same, even ones incapable of flight.

In a show where it's typical for pegasi to be shown flying, even when just idling around, a pegasus never being shown flying is suspect.

Hey what's going on in this th-

>>33263895
>>33263897
>>33263907
>>33263920
>>33263921


...Wow.

>>33264474
>wasn't struggling
nigga did you see those wings buzzing

it was like a hummingbird, not a pegasus

>>33264476
That is exactly what Faceless would say.

>>33264501
Fucking this.

>>33264012

>>33264482
The fuck...

It begins. I am about to rage hard.

>>33264496

>>33264489
Why would anyone bother watching this? It sounds like a pointless concept for a video series.

>>33264501
Mr Cake is the best male now.

>>33264494
>>33264494
yep

>>33264482
>diaper edition steam paid by 0r0
>mon visage

>>33264524
>>33264538
Really guys?

>>33264509
>rape

>>33264482
11/10

>>33264518
But it's something you would say too.

>>33264417
Thank you.

I need to fluff it up more with background and setting? Well the point of it was clopping, so I emphasized that, but I'll keep that in mind in the future. I admit I didn't really put much thought into anything that wasn't the >sex.

>>33264501
> Cake's stubble
That's the uniform of new dads the world over, and boy does he rock it.

>>33264538
>>33264494
SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU

YOU ARE NO LONGER TEH CUTEST NOW ITS ALL ABOUT THE CAKE BABIES

I NEED PICTURES

>>33264538
>>33264524
>/co/ is as easily trolled as ponychan.jpg

>>33264524
>>33264538
I don't think that's his trip.

>>33264482
That's not fair MS, you said you'd have my futa granny smith pic before you did new ones

>>33264512
>>33264507
She was a pegasi easily hovering, using her wings. Stop injecting your fanon into things. She can fly, her skill at flying is suspect, but the fact is she can do it.

Let's all cool down/drown our sorrows with a refreshing coke pony.

>>33264551
Yeah, the diaper porn is now coming.

>>33264507
>a pegasus never being shown flying is suspect.

It makes Scootaloo stand out.

Besides, she's used her wings before, they're obviously not broken or some shit.

Anyone here remember my little grand strategy?

I can't find it in the archive, it was in November I think.

I'm making a fan game

>>33264482
How does it feel to be a disgusting prostitute?

>>33264529

Yeah well, that description I quoted is pretty much how a typical "episode" goes

>>33264482
>Implying that's MS' trip

>>33264492
That was my favorite part, because I interpreted that as a cry for reassurance that Mrs. Cake wasn't cheating on him.

>>33264571
>>33264571
>>33264571
>>33264571
How does it feel to have fallen so far, MLPG?

>>33264590
butthurt madjelly prude detected, deal with it nerd

>>33264571

>>33264278

>Daisy selling pots and pans

Guess the flower business is hitting hard times or something

>>33264564
That's a nice way to describe it. I like that.

>>33264592
>Show someone something unusual
>They're mild surprised
>Print millions in Internet dollars

I just don't get it.

>>33264586
We're not saying they're broken. She uses them all the time on her scooter for propulsion.

We're just saying she can't use them for sustained lift.

>>33264623
Now you have to write the conception.

>>33264622
Its winter

What else is she supposed to do?

>>33264564
I don't like how his stubble is different color than his normal hair

so...
Ms cheated on Mr Cake?

>>33264605
Maybe the only people falling for it are the ponychan sentries.

>>33264598
IT FUCKING WASN'T.

>>33264641
Yeah

>>33264586
She might just lack the coordination to actually fly.

>>33264641
OH BOY HERE WE GO

>>33264482
>diaper edition stream paid by 0r0

>>33264641
no, Pegasi and Unicorn genes are like ginger genes

So...did Mrs. Cake cheat on her husband with a pegasus AND a unicorn?

>>33264622
It's her side business.

>>33264598
Unicorn and pegasus genes confirmed to be recessive.

Or Mrs Cake slept with an alicorn.

>>33264630
except we have seen her do this, therefore canon has overridden fanon.

>>33264635
My stubble is different from my normal hair. It's not that uncommon.

>>33264663
duh

>>33264633

Use her goddamn earth pony magic to grow some flowers

>>33264626

Bear in mind that this is the same audience that made a video of a baby biting a toddler's finger, and the toddler bitching about it, into one of the most-viewed events of human history.

Seriously, 100 years down the line "Charlie Bit Me" will be looked at as our generation's most popular work. Think about it.

>>33264663
AT THE SAME TIME

>>33264631
> impregnation erotica in 1 ... 2 ... 3 ...

so pony can breed with different races of pony?

>>33264663
This question has been asked a million times already.

>>33264668
>grimdark male OC alicorn selfinsert fagget shite from ponychan

>>33264641

>>33264598
>because I interpreted that as a cry for reassurance that Mrs. Cake wasn't cheating on him.

I'm not one of those faggots trying to push hurr hurr canon infidelity; but interpreting it like that is what makes it funny.

>>33264673
Saying that hovering for two seconds is equivalent to sustained flight is like saying that you can run a marathon because you can walk to the fridge and back.

There's some orders of magnitude between the two acts.

> dat hair

>>33264663
Celestia.

>>33264687
We've known this for a long, long time. Faust answered a question about cross-breeding ages ago.

>>33264641
NO MR CAKE CHEATED ON MS CAKE DAMMIT

>>33264708

>>33264687

It would appear to be so anon, just that its rare enough to make ponies question when it happens

>>33264653
Or maybe she just enjoys riding her wing-propelled scooter everywhere more than flying.

>>33264681
What the fuck is wrong with people goddamn.

>>33264663

3 words:

Hot Luna Action

so, how long until we get a recolor ? someone call fluffy or some other flash wizard

>>>/f/1601729

>>33264713
I need a link to all those comics.

>>33264708
>fagnig posting a reaction face that is not 5000x5000

>>33263933
Crying Pinkie-Pie just feels...so very wrong.

Like it's some kind of abhorrently bad thing that no mortal man should ever bear witness to.

>>33264494
we gonna Ponynest now?

so baby unicorns still have a pretty long horn. Wonder if those ever cause complications during birth

>>33264760
Recolor? You from the sonic fandom?

>>33264718
Guys, look.

Pinkie Pie is a pegasus. Enjoy your "Pinkie is an earth pony" >fanon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJuyzfxNkdY&t=19m35s

>>33264668
Actually, they slept with each other. But they did it over the corpse of their sacrifice to Satan. They were attempting to usher in the Anti-Celestia. But then the crystal cracked and the fetus was split into to, yielding a pegasus and a unicorn, instead of an alicorn. They're still pure evil and super powered. The Cakes still hope to reunite the two halves some day to usher in the Apocalypse, but they never counted on Pinkie.

>>33264718
and assuming that she cannot fly just because you have not seen her flying all out is pants on head retarded.

We know her wings work, we know they are capable of lifting her off the ground. It is much safer to assume she can fly, then your stupid fanon bullshit of not being able to.

>>33264773
>>>/ponychan/

>>33264743
> Hot Luna Action
My pants just got smaller, or they would if I were wearing them.

>>33264663
Nope, they're both pu-heterozygous. The kids are pp and uu.

>>33264798
>assuming god does not exist because he hasn't revealed himself to you yet

>>33264789
Poundcake has mild retardation from getting poked in the head in the womb

>>33264773
I guess there's a lot of people who didn't watch the first two episodes.

>>33264721

You would think ponies would have learned not to form large groups with derpy present by now

>>33264794
The pitiful thing is, someone's going to write that grimdark.

>>33264790
well, fluffy's first porn flash was just a remodel.. and this one is already a horse so there is no need

>>33264766

>>33264773
She cried in the second half of the first two episodes at the end
In fact, it was the same animation used in this episode

>arguing over tiny inconsistencies in a cartoon
>a cartoon
>the TV media that shits out inconsistencies every day and doesn't give a fuck

Guys, come on...

>>33264823
>believing in god

>>33264792
This is your argument? Jesus you fanon faggots are bad.

>"My fanfiction says Scoot cannot fly, I don't care that one of the episodes disproved that."

>>33264790
But we are the Sonic fandom.

And then Klondike had to go fast.

>>33264845
This is why that feel so familiar.

>>33264792
>open this in tab
>close
>sound keeps playing
Oh god make it stop.

>>33264798
Normally I would agree with you.

But the fact that she doesn't idle in the air tells me that flying is either non-effortless for her (which means that at the very least she's a really weak flier as even Fluttershy floats into scenes every now and then) or she can't do it for very long.

>>33264823
>Implying im not God

>>33264825
That's not from Pumpkin's horn, though.

>>33264860

Would you wear nut-hugging Wranglers and a cowboy hat if Applejack asked you to?

Maybe we should talk about Applejack

She's my favorite pony after all

>>33264845
That was more of a gag than anything. This time it felt worse because she was actually breaking down from frustration. I actually teared up a bit because it reminded me of my mom crying once when my autistic brother was too much to handle

>>33264858
>argue that hovering proves flight
>shown evidence that hovering is used as a visual gag.
>HURR U FANON FAGGITS

I love all you crazy bastards.

>>33264794
Where does Nyx fit into all this?

>>33264845
>Same animation used
OH LAWDY IS DAT SOME DELICIOUS CANADIAN COPY-PASTA?

>>33264814
>Unicorns and pegasi are caused from random earth pony genetics being extremely prone to spontaneous mutation, often leading to SUPERPOWERS

>Celestia and Luna's parents are dirt farmers

>>33264900

>Applejack
>Not Rarity

>>33264899

I will laugh if a pinkie version of this gets made

and then posted in ever MLPG for the next 4 months

>>33264899
It must suck to change diapers with your mouth

>>33264884
The ponies have a second, lower horn?

>>33264871
and don't you think someoen would have brought up the fact that she is the only one who has the inability to fly?

It's safer to assume that, given the canon scenes, she has the ability to do it. She might suck at it, but she can at least fly.

>fluttershy refusing to help out her friends in need to go on picnic with her pet rat

i didnt buy that shit for even a second

>>33264901
Oh Derpy

>>33264935
Then you are a retard.

-Upcoming Scoot episode-
Rainbow: "Alright kid, I'm going to show you how it's really done! Stick as close as you can and try to copy what I do in the air!"

Pound Cake: "Yay!" *starts flapping*

Scootaloo, over at one edge of the field: "H-hey Dash, I don't know how to fly yet either..."

*Rainbow and Pound are both already several hundred feet up and zipping away*

Scootaloo: okay.jpg

>>33264923

pretty much nightmare fuel

>>33264911

I just got up and I'm watching the new ep now. I'm only 5 mins in and I'm already picking up some weird shit.
>Mr. Cake look mighty suspicious when he's explaining the baby's heritage. I call shenanigans.
>1 month old babies
>Bottle feeding
>Emotionally distant children/parent relationship coming right up.

>>33264890
>That feel when she can see your crotch through your pants and starts grinding on it as she gives you bedroom eyes.

>>33264935
Fluttershy treats babysitting like it's a merit badge.

She wants to show off that she's great at it, but don't think for a minute that she actually wants to deal with any fussy little shits ever again.

>>33264929
She can, for short periods, fly. This much has been demonstrated.

I think we can both agree to that being near the limit of her aeronautical prowess.

>>33264946
the retard is you my friend

>>33264963

things get weirder

>>33264947
>Scootaloo kills herself
>first little girl cartoon that shows someone committing suicide
>more at FoxNews

>>33264909
>thinks an obvious visual gag of hovering through the force of yelling is the same thing as a pegasus flying using her wings

God you fanon faggots will find any reason to hang onto your headcanon.

>>33264922
that hardly lasted 4 months

>>33264049
the title of the image moron

>>33264911

Ew gay, bro.

>>33264935
At least she's finally in character again. D'aww'd hard at "please don't be mad at me!"

>>33264964

>>33264919
More like Eu, Ep, EE, and pu all result in an earth pony. For the wings to manifest, you need pp; For horn, uu. EE ponies are the draft horses like Big Mac and the train pullers. pu are the ones that seem a bit off, like Mr. and Mrs. cake.

I can't fit alicorns into this, though.

>>33265004
The thumbnail seems like a dog taking a shit

>>33264963
back in season 1 I think Lauren Faust stated that ponies grow up faster than humans so at 1 month they are probaly alreay the equivalent of our 1-2 years old babies.

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlpgeneral

>>33265017
Care to break down your idea Bob?

>>33265006
My heart almost exploded

>>33264947
>you will never comfort Scootaloo on her weak flying by giving her a hug, promising to take her up in your plane the next day and taking her out for a bowl of ice cream
>she will never hug you tightly and say that you're the best dad ever

Who is the John Redcorn in the Cake's infidelity?

>>33264963
>Horses burping
>burping
Seriously, I know they were going for the stereotypical taking care of babbies routine, but still. They correctly referred to Pinkie's knee(human wrist) in FPK, so they've proved they're not idiots.

>>33264890

No, I'd ask what the fuck is wrong with her.

>>33265017
>>33264814

You know genetics is a little more complicated than what Mendel observed?

>>33265017
>This is my theory and it is right
>Except for today's episode which contradicts it entirely

>>33264963
They cant breast feed in this show nigga.

>>33265006
>>33265040
>Fluttershy is no longer allowed in Sugarcube corner

>>33265004

I like it.

>>33265046
The King.

shit aint working, anyone want to watch pone episodes with me giving pissed commentary?

>>33264979
I can agree that she probably sucks ass at flying, yes.

>>33264963
I can guess where this is going.

>>33264935
Man, you do NOT want to piss off Angel, especially considering he's her assistant in pretty much everything. He keeps her honest and in line; breaking off plans with him would threaten that arrangement.

>>33265006
Yeah, my heart couldn't take that one. And then she disappeared for the rest of the season.

>>33264187
Sorry this took so long, but I gave it a read.
Well, It was terribly short, almost seemed like a spoiler story you see here on MLPG rather than a proper fic, But the writing was good, I liked it.
I could fap to this.
>>33264417
Also this guy knows what he is talking about.

time to draw some ponies everyone is welcome also the requests
http://www.livestream.com/caluriri

>>33265072
of fighters?

>>33265083

Which pony would gain the most weight after being teleported to the real world and being introduced to human food

>>33265049
Pones are not ponies, Goggles. They need to be burped. You are the worst xenobiologist ever.

>>33265086
Oh I never see you streman.

>>33265063
Sure they can, I won't mind. At all.

>>33265109

Fluttershy. Shes a stress eater

>>33265118
Yes but bronies are not the target audience.

>>33265075
I'm glad we can all agree. Now we can move on and get further into pony genetics.

If unicorn or pegasus traits were recessive and pony breeding habits were regularly across race lines, wouldn't we see a lot more earthies than the even mix we observe? Is there a genetic model of three distinct outcomes, each alike in probability?

I made this just for you

>>33265109
>"These are called Cheetos, Twilight. Here, try some!"

>>33265109
Pinkie Pie, since the laws in Equestria do not apply here.

>eat whole cake in one go
Oh Pinkie Pie, you're such a riot!
>type 2 diabetes
>can't help herself
>fat and dieing from the inside

>>33265073
anyone wanna watch ponies with me? best of the new season?

or even a nostalgia trip back to when things werent nearly as shitty?

I will assassinate the Equestrian delegate myself.

>>33265137
Then WHO IS ANONYMOUS? WHO IS?

I know these cakelings will probably never be seen again, but I would wonder if the Pinkie/Cakes dynamic would change in anyway now that they have little spawnlings running around.

>>33265148
is it wrong that i thought of the same thing while watching the episode

>>33265054
No, the theory is based on today's episode... That's why pu are the funny looking ones, because Mr. and Mrs. Cake have significantly different body types from the rest of the ponies.

Fraternal twins (one male, one female) happen when two eggs are fertilized at once with opposite chromosomes. Pound Cake got a sperm with the p, and egg with a p, while Pumpkin got the opposite of both.

>>33265053
Of course, but this is just a basic way of looking at it. The simplest solution I could come up with, really. It doesn't explain all possibilities (Allie Way, for instance, is a unicorn with a pu-male body type), but it works well enough for me.

>>33265161

>>33265157
>Implying things weren't shitty since episode one
>Implying everything ever has not been shitty from the outset

and what's with the baby unicorn flying using magic? that's against the laws in Equestria, and if anyone knew, they'd be executed. Both the unicorn and the witnesses that didnt snitch

>Checking Tumblr
>Someone has apparently asked Tara Strong if she can say "I used to wonder what Friendship could be, until I took an arrow to the knee" in Twilight's voice

There are no words. Only roiling, thundering hatred.

>>33265175
Yes. Enjoy ponyhell.

>>33265117
first time

>>33265190
fuck it, here they are. watching sisterhooves social

livestream.com/nootsack

>>33265164
Now we know the real reason Fluttershy is such a background pony. She's hiding away in her cabin, terrified that everyone's angry at her for not showing up more often. The longer she hides the angrier she thinks they're getting.

At this rate it's a wonder she answers her door at all.

>>33265189

Why would you post the fake?

>>33265148
over the line

>>33265194
I hope Strong is financially secure enough that she never needs to go to bronycon

>>33265157
>wanting to watch poni episodes again

GET A LOAD OF THIS FAGGOT

>>33265194
>arrow in the knee

This has single handedly turned me off from ever playing Skyrim

(beside >fantasy rpg)

>>33265213
There is only one Cool Guy.

>>33265194

>>33265017
No no no no

The mother earth pone randomly cycles through the entire genetic ancestry of ponidom, where the father is merely the catalyst

they're like anglerfish, where the father is basically just like a semen deposit, and the mother is capable of spawning anything from unicorn triplets to a mix of everything in large litters

When there's a straight pairing, literally dozens of ponis can be spawned, which gives rise to the sky-high ratio of homosexual relationships, because pones really don't like drowning the excess little ones because crops wouldn't be sustainable

>>33265194
>mfw I want to throttle that person

>>33265225
>fantasy rpg

>>33265049
>complain about pony burping
>disregard them being able to talk or having wings or using magic or having a coat any color of the rainbow or Jesus Christ there's so fucking much because it's a cartoon

>GG is Persian
That explains everything.

>>33265237
>MFW I don't care one way or the other.

>>33265194

This joke was so overused that I'm past the point of raging at it.

>>33265049
>complaining about pony burping
But that's coke pone's whole thing

>>33265054
>>33265181
And it's really more of an untestable hypothesis than a theory, anyway.

>>33265213
I would fuck the daughter and she would take my dick like it was the greatest thing that ever happened to her vagina.

>>33265236
I like this idea except all the last part.

>>33265262
Don't taunt me.

>>33265275

>be around ponies
>fuck the daughter

casual

>>33265274
>an untestable hypothesis

>>33265236
...That's not Standard Mammalian Reproduction... That's not Standard Mammalian Reproduction at all...

>>33265236
>father is just like a semen deposit
So chain-fucking mares to ensure coverage is not only useful but encouraged?

>time for greentext

>>33265299
>not fucking both
Ultra-casual.

>>33265303
You are a virgin, what the fuck you know about mammalian reproduction?

>>33265302
Use your words, Sentenal.

>>33265327
That's funny, I thought I was a rapist.

>>33265314
>not getting the daughter to fuck the ponies
Ultra-casual hipster trash.

>>33265266
>mfw you cared enough to post so you aren't as neutral as you purport yourself to be

>>33265327
Oh hes not a virgin
but she was

>>33265194
I can't feel the rage anymore. Void has filled my soul long ago. Is this what it all come to? Apathy?
Apathy is death
Apathy is death
Apathy is death
Apathy is death
Apathy is death
Apathy is death
Apathy is death

oh god

it finally happened

http://misterdavey.deviantart.com/art/Cupcakes-279409550

Sup niggas

>>33265333
Yo, back the fuck up son, Standard Mammalian Reproduction is MY area. I went to fucking college for that shit

>>33265335
>not getting the ponies to fuck the daughter while I fuck the dad
Uber-hipster-casual gutter dwelling filth.

>>33265049
>Putting the welfare of two children at risk because your friend insulted you
Damnit Pinkie! You're plummeting to worst pony faster than I can finish this episode. Get your shit together.

>>33265267
>Burning out
>2012

>>33265337
>MFW maybe you're right.

>>33265144
I think it's safer to assume that ponies are still pretty racist and there isn't much mixing of genes going on.

The recessive variants of p and u are rare, and the only reason there is so many pegasi and unicons is inbreeding.

>>33265378
>Terse

What are your opinions about the new ep?

>>33265348
>ponychan

>This Episode
addressing the issue of teen pregnancy?

>>33265378
Your reaction to burning out in 2012 is to happily eat candy?

>>33265387
Oh, I thought it was dandy. Not the best episode I've ever seen, but certainly full of heartwarming moments and great fun. I'd say it was a job well done!

>>33265378
Is Bon Bon eating her candy, or waiting to pass it to Lyra?

>>33265378
I wonder if lots of dirt gets caked inside of their hooves since they're shaped like that. If so, would you eat it out with a spoon?

Why are Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash such shit ponies + why do they even have fans?

>>33265267
>watching Peter Jacksons King Kong after millions of years
>me and my brother are cracking jokes at the movie
>Get to the point where they try to capture Kong
>dude literally shoots King Kong in the knee with a harpoon
>MFW we can't help but crack the joke.

At least it was relevant

>>33265303
THIS IS MY FANTASY NOW AND I'M STICKING WITH IT.

>>33265279
It even explains how the pegasi can live in the clouds, away from their would-be earth pone parents! There's simply too many in a family to properly care for all of them! The reason Mr. Cake is so nervous is because he has -too few- children, which even shows why they're so bothered with having Pinkie watch them!

>>33265410
It's a metaphor!

>>33265421
I believe this is more feederism.

>>33265348
That was pretty funny.

>>33265348
>cupcakes finally has a flash animation
>and it's pretty well done
sgtsprinkles you lucky bastard

>>33265378

>>33265348
jesus christ

>>33265348
Parts of this were really cute.

I can see tons of reaction images spawning from this.

>>33265378

Don't worry, there's plenty to rage at in this wonderful world.

>>33265464
>capping a post tainted by red
Have a fresher version.

>>33265348
I must admit, it is kinda funny and cute

>>33265348
I liked how Dash was not only still alive, but still joined in the dancing despite having no wings/organs

would you eat with poni

>>33265472
So its the standar shitty cupcales flash?

>>33265485
Oh, thanks a lot!

>>33265348
Oh god my sides.

>>33265348
So, how long do we think that guy will last at Hasbro's animation dept. after they see this?

>mfw as I watched it

>>33265348
>Description
>"I never read cupcakes"
So we got a flash based off this shit only due to popularity?
I hope Sgt. Sprinkles gets hit by a bus