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>>33258311 If I showed up, I think things would go a bit differently. >End up in Ponyville. >No one is there. >I then remember the episode ‘Bridle Gossip’, and I’m sure their hiding because they don’t know who/what I am. >I head to the library in hopes that Twilight’s there. >Knocking impatiently. >"Twilight, I need your help...Twilight!?" >No response. >Suddenly a powerful kick comes to my jaw, breaking it and causing me to lose 3 teeth. >I then look to see Rainbow Dash furiously looking down at me. >RD: “I WON'T LET YOU EAT MY FRIEND, HUMAN!” >Remembering I'm at the top of the food chain. >As a human, I’m probably the biggest threat in Ponyville, I destroy everything in my path and I murder and eat things weaker than me. >Maybe Fluttershy would accept me, but it looks like I’ll be hospitalized before I’d even get a chance to see her. This seems pretty accurate. |