IT BEGINS

Is your body ready for >spam?

>He never saw the movie in theatres.
>I'm both jealous and ashamed of you

Thats not the Roll of Shame...

Roll of Shame is when you don't put on clips, if you fail, you roll the barbell left, and then right. Makes a lot of noise.

>Fat pony is best pony

this is /mu/, not /spoutmydumbassopinion/ Saged and reported

Sounds weird and rehearsed. I always just say "I don't really I have anything to say".

Inb4 this happens

18/m/Carroll or Frederick county

His parents would still be dead

HAI IKA! Long time no see, why don't you take more posts from the MLP Generals?

I don't really play Wu Kong but he's really fucking annoying whenever I have to lane against him.

Morde is best as solo top but can solo mid too

In Canada you only have to declare 10% of your wage as tips.

That makes it basically untaxed. How does it work in the US

Oh, and BTW, please don't let this thread die!

I would like to see it still here in teh moarning.

guys im playing blue and i found articuno by accident and i only have one ultraball what do i do

>mfw im getting my girfriend a wii
>also maybee we get a new ps3 just to play the american mcgees alice
>mfw i would never rape you because you would make a horrible 12 yo girl
>mfw my face is a chicken

>>33161468
Speaking of movies...

Countering with Rocko

AT is too shitty to get a real anime.

Hey fellow fa/tg/uys, I was trying to find a nWOD, Savage Worlds, or any other game really, in my area but because of my odd work hours(nights and weekends) I'm finding it damn near impossible. A friend of mine suggested that I try to find a game that meets via skype. My only issue here that i have no clue how to find one(or start one if need be). So... where would you guys go?


also pic unrelated... or maybe it is, I'm not sure yet.

Somewhere over this motherfuckin' rainbow blue birds soar like my soul

I don't know if any of these eyes are actually green. The ones that look like they might be are too dark to tell. And that's probably why they're dark.

bump for an answer

They're all on suptg (just tag search LARP), but no one's screencapped them.

Likely because they're both longer than the original, and the original takes seven screencaps to tell.

dat saddend frog of cryann...

>>33161545
Eh, I'd still fuck her.

People who work in retail are pretty used to pretending to be cheery even when people are staring at them.

I'm so sorry that you don't recognize RaAN's OP image.
I guess I'll try the late-night NA crowds later.

>>33161561
Ok, now I am starting to gain respect for the spammer. Rad Kid would never watch a show designed by third graders.

Mr. Godzilla? Why are they burying unca' Angiurus?

Hmm...every goth metal band ever...Just get on Pandora and up in Therion and you'll find a lot of them...

>Move out
>Live in my own apartment
>Love it, everything is perfect for me, don't want to change anything about it
>Realize in 6 months I'll have to move out and shuffle into a tiny, shitty dorm room for uni
God damnit.

Somebody tell me dorm life isnt as absolute horseshit as I hear it is.

Question.
In the Toy Story universe, what determines if something is alive?
Bo Peep was just a lamp. Does that mean anything vaguely humanoid is alive?

Jesus, way to blow out my ear drums.

I hurt my back doing deadlifts too.
Didn't do any more for about 8 weeks till the pain was completely gone, then started real low.
Hurt my back at 160kg, now at 195kgx5.
Don't panic OP, just take it real slow and easy.

is the king of /vp/

I noticed he's Yotsuba B pics, that was a good move Ikaspammer!

>>>/lang/

>>33161561
I agree, but RS is alright
though I can understand if people don't like it

Where does he even get all of those images?

>>33161704
Old /a/ threads with the background vectored to match the blue boards.

>>33161691
wat

Because the last thread was DEAAAAAAAD!
>>33161285
Okay, here it is.
When rumors of a strange group of creatures on the edge of the Equestrian border Reaches Celestia she sends Twilight sparkle and friends to investigate.
Upon arriving they find A traveling circus full of foreign animals who are traveling by using strange machines, now the ponies (and Spike) end up being swept up in the show as the animals show off feats of strength, speed, and magic that the ponies (and Spike) have never seen before
meanwhile with optional sideplots. Big Mac Gets a letter from a secret admirer and goes all over ponyville to find out who it is
also, Pip gets kidnapped by the CMC

>>33161704
he probably made them, the spammer has a lot of free time

>>33161780
That seems very ineffiicient.

>>33161780
fuck you spammer
you use to be cool

>>33161830
the spammer doesnt use replies for the post text, so that wasnt the spammer posting there

>>33161876
Actually, he posts here with a trip

>>33161830
I'm not him. If I had the ability to spam threads, it would be storytime, all the time.

so are we talking about pone or just talking about the gay spammer

>>33161876
Why has he stopped?
I'm scared guys

>>33161921

its the eye of the storm

>>33161917
we're talking about tabasco pone cumming all over your nachos and then acting like she hates you

>>33161970

is there a nachos pony?

>>33161921
>>33161921
he's waiting...

This thread is now about giving a good reason why you dislike your least-favorite poni.

Oh wait, you can't.

>>33161704
I made them.

>>33162000
So how much captchas do you still heave?

>>33162000
The Yotsuba B looks god but I liked the backgrounds

>>33162000
Hey Ika do you plan on stopping spamming 4chan?

>>33161921
>>33161389

Apparently he doesn't like seeing /co/ hijack his /co/ hijack threads.

>>33161908
What episode is that from?

>>33162054
The last one.

It seems that the Ika spammer is a 15-17yo, high school student with none or almost friends, white male, middle class. Spamming is practically his way to get attention, you know, a rebellious teenager. that's why he decided to use a trip and respond to people from the threads he spams

>>33162054
doyouevenwatchtheshow.jpg

>>33162000
You should drop the images after image limit for more efficient spamming, as it is it's just a minor inconvenience until we're forced to actually have interesting conversations. So, keep up the good work!

>>33162083
So he's about 90% of /co/

>>33162118
Basically yes.

this is all i could find, there has to be more pictures somewhere.

>>33162083

wait. he respawns to people other than us?!

I thought we were special

>>33162098
>actually have interesting conversations
I'm glad the greentext fapfiction is interesting conversation

>>33162118
Nah, /co/ is mostly manchildren nerds, and most nerds aren't actually friendless, just weird

>>33162129

responds*

long, long day

>>33162139
it's more interesting than just spamming pictures
and it's kinda hot

I don't know.

>>33162128
When I'm done with all these exams I'm going to get a nice short haircut.

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>>33162163
>dat mane
>salt freckles

I fucking love you nigga, you have to finish it.

>>33162163
She should be a contortionist.

>>33162179
>she's still soft and warm on the inside

Damn, she's so fucking cute

>>33162205
>gonna need both hands for spreading a thick layer of mustard over her salty puss before leaning in to lap it all up

>>33162229

Applejack is a very good pony

>>33162229
She's not my favorite but I must say she's the most beautiful of the 6

Sometimes I can't tell if MLPG wants to fuck the waifoods, or eat them.

>>33162263
Both.

>>33162263

I just think they're cute

in a really sexy, appetizing way

>>33162263
Yes.

>>33162263
They first fuck em, then eat them; or eat them while fucking them.

>>33162229
Not the cutest but the sexiest.

I'm not the only one who thinks Seth is an annoying pretentious faggot, right?

How big are the food ponies? Pony size or the food size? I need this for research.

So I was on the train today, and I decided to try and get a good look of all the folks who were on it with me, just to see what "normal" people look like.

I hate to break it to you guys, but everyone on that train was various degrees of weird-looking or unattractive. And these are all normal people who go to school and work jobs and have friends. Some of them were dressed better, for sure, but they all looked "normal". If you got ten of them together randomly - possibly eliminating anyone over the age of 35 and having 8 or 9 of the resulting people be males - and took a picture, then put it on the internet and claimed it was a picture from a brony meetup, I'd believe it.

I don't know what point I'm trying to get at here, other than maybe all bronies aren't as unattractive as we think they are, when compared against the rest of the general population.

>>33162309
Nope.
You are among like-minded individuals here.

>>33162313

I say pony size

>>33162295
No; yes.

fucking mirrors yo
gotta practice that shit

Anatomy is hard.

>>33162309

Do you even come to MLPG

>>33162289
>Wiafoods.
>Not the condiments

Tabasco is safe!.

>>33162313
It depends

Coke pony is pony size while tabasco pony is a foot tall. Spaghetti pony looks to be small too and nutella pony is of indeterminate size.

>>33162313
I say ponysize.

>>33162309
What's funny is where his ego and pretentiousness springs from. He is the face of one of the weirdest and most awkward fandoms in the history of the world, and somehow this gives him a power trip.

>>33162175
>>33162244

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>33162339
I think the muscle deffinition hit something of an uncanny pony valley

>>33162319
Well duh, you were on the bus.

>>33162329
>>33162313

Either is fine. If they were in the real world I think I'd prefer them to be nano pones whereas if they showed up in the show normal pony size would be better.

>>33162354
>tabasco pony
>no cholula pony or sriracha pony

This fandom sucks ass.

>>33162372
Everytime I see that gif...

>>33162389
>Hating on Tabasco pony.
Bitch I will knife you.

>>33162381
I was on the train. In a city wherein every-damn-body rides the train or other form of public transportation to get where they're going.

>>33162334
What about pinkie?

>>33162309
How about you let us know next time you approve of someone. It's a much easier short hand to assume MLPG hates a figure until proven otherwise.

>>33162389
sriracha all day erryday

tabasco is shit
utter shit

>>33162389
sriracha pony has to have a dick because cock sauce

>>33162431

But what about the green tabasco? That shit is so good.

>>33162389
Tabsasco pone is Cholulua and Sriracha pones's less fiesty sister.

Tabasco pone is tsundere; Cholula and Sriracha pones are just bitches, but way more fun.

>>33162295
she really is

>>33162431
i agreement with everything

>>33162435
lolz

>>33162442
no it isn't

>>33162430
I just want to stick Apple Bloom's tongue down her throat so bad

>Tabasco pony.
When did this happen?

>>33162442

dude the chipotle tobasco is so fucking delicious

>>33162389
>sriracha

Hmm

>>33162442
Smokes tobasco is pretty good too.

I love my Cholula and Sriracha but there's no need to hate on classics.

>>33162477
Things just got hot...

>>33162435
>sriracha pony standing next to your plate of asian noodles
>slapping its fat ponyshaft against its belly until it cries out and shoots streams of its fiery red sauce all over the dish
>you thank it and it glares at you
>FUCK YOU MAN I JUST WANTED TO CUM ALL OVER YOUR SHIT

We should re-purpose Scootaloo as Cholula Pone, since Scoots is already mexican.

>>33162492
>Walk the kicking, swearing pony back into the fridge.

>>33161809
bump

>>33162309
everyone agrees. basically every person who became a Big Name Fan and didn't react by at least trying to hide and post less is completely and utterly insufferable.

>>33162491
Sriracha is often nick-named "cock sauce" because of the rooster on the bottle. Maybe he can cum on chow mein pony's face after she blows him, then anon can eat her face while she rides him. And slowly turns into a squirming pile of tentacle-like noodles.

>>33162565
Why are you telling me this and not writing it?

>>33162528
>the moment the door closes the pony is forced to jam its own cock in its mouth to avoid making an obvious mess as it cums uncontrollably
>it continues to slurp at the fat shaft, cumming a few more times in a desperate attempt to slake the intense lust you inspire in it with even the smallest touch

>>33162565
This is why people hate you, RS.

This is why _I_ hate you.

>>33162128
Why can't people dress normal at these things.

Or at least put some fucking EFFORT into it.

You are all fascinating.
I'd just like you to know that.
Back to lurking.

>>33162565

>chow mein

HERRO, YOU RIKE A HARD NOODLE YOU RIKE A SOFT NOODLE?

That last panel.

It's like looking into a goddamn mirror of MLPG

>>33162588
We need more fedoras.

>>33162565
Oh look. It's THIS faggot.

>>33162565
WHY THE FUCK DO WE TALK ABOUT THIS?

>>33162565
>that feel when you've been keeping the gender pronouns of sriracha pony ambiguous in the dark hope that someone will make it futa

HOLY SHIT HOW HARD CAN YOU SAMEFAG: THE GENERAL THREAD

>>33162319
Well, of course. Average-looking and unattractive people always look fairly normal when doing mundane activities like public transit. They're just faces in a crowd, each with their own destinations, rather than doing something that has one unitary focus.

People at any convention -- whether they're attending for comics, anime, video games, or My Little Pony -- are easier to pick apart for their appearance because of the context that they're in.

>>33162591
That's racist Gore.

>>33162633
>Anonymous: The biggest samefag of them all.

>mfw I was the one up there who originally suggested Sriracha Pone
>mfw I'm really regretting it now

Food and Drink ponies? This is a thing now?

So far I've seen Spaghetti, Nutella, Pretzel, Cola, Bacon & Eggs, Waffles, Cereal, Milk, Orange Juice...

>>33162620
Because it's harmless fun and the side-effect boners are gravy

>>33162599

fedora, RBD shirt, cargo shorts

the brony uniform

>that feel when 20/2 as scoot

Back to ponies with a satisfying feel.

>>33162581
Hello boner my old friend
I've come to ask you "why" again

>>33162620
That's like only a 3.4 Semi. He's the person that gleefully wrote about a buffalo raping a school-aged filly to death as part of a series. You should probably just filter him right now and save yourself some effort

>>33162650
We also have Tabasco.
But I don't know when that popped up.

Last night?

>>33162642

I'm only funnin', gosh.

>>33162659
Sandals with socks.

>forcefully taking advantage of an non-consenting partner's genitals

>>33162667
Oh, give him some credit, she didn't *die*.

>>33162683
Cargo socks.

http://www.livestream.com/phndraws
http://www.livestream.com/phndraws

Random stream. Tell us stories of spaghetti con and watch an escaped convict fail to stay off the grid.

Has anyone here jacked off to Applebloom in a bunnysuit?

I haven't and never would.

>>33162659

>>33162683
Ew. I just threw up in my mouth.

If we ever organize a group from MLPG to attend Bronycon, we should all suit up and be classy motherfuckers.

>>33162650
Coke is the main character in this kinky cast of nympho waifoods

>>33162650
Dont' forget Pizza.
She was our first waifood~

>>33162692
>hurting mai waifu
No

>>33162710
GENTLEMEN. A PERFECT SPECIMEN HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED.

IT'S SO HORRIBLY BEAUTIFUL

>>33162650

Yeah, all this food pone yet you people tell me you're not fat. The evidence doesn't add up.

>>33162714
We shall all wear spray paint tuxes.
And nothing more.
The women will flock to our classy, washboard like abs.

>>33162683

or keens

>>33162714

It'd give me an excuse to go out and buy some more nice button ups and dress shoes.

>>33162745
Maybe we're all bulemic?

>>33162714
>go to Bronycon
No.
If we have to go to a con, we should just make our own. A con that doesn't suck because its not a con and we just do shit together and it may or may not even be about ponies.

>>33162710

If only he had a neckbeard, it would be perfect.

>>33162745
Next thing you know we'll have "Queso Grande", the latina nacho pony who lactates queso.

>>33162714

you realize the bronies wearing fedoras think they're being classy motherfuckers?

just wear normal clothes. jesus christ

>>33162778

Oh boy, here we go.

>>33162771
No, see, we'd go to Bronycon for the interesting stuff and then leave and go to a bar during the awkward stuff. It would be glorious.

>>33162772
Quick.
To the Photoshop!

>>33162772
That ratty chin roadkill extends too far into his neck. I say it counts.

>>33162739
>Wiafu
>Bulletsponge.

She would turn your balls into a fine paste at 100 yards, Anonymous.

>>33162739
I can't stop now

gone too far

Somebody kill me.

>>33162692
>not sneaking a chopstick into sriracha pony's ass as they obliviously slurp on their own cock, lost to the pleasure and fantasy of your hands on their body
>not watching their small frame twist and contort as the added stimulation causes them to cum harder than they can swallow, spicy sauce drooling from their lips

>>33162771
Hey!
How about this?
How about
Now just hear me out
How about
We all stay far away from each other and never do any large meetups?
Sound like a plan?

>>33162774

>>33162805
Maybe...
Maybe anon is a female.

>>33162628
Nah. Breakfast sausage pony, with biscuits balls, will be male (cums country gravy)

Corn on the Cob pony is male. Cums melted buttter.

Hot dog pony is futa. Bun labia. Condiment fluids. Cums cheese filling.

Sriracha and Kielbasa (cums spicy mustard, sauerkraut mane) ponies will be male.

>>33162821

deal

>>33162794

The awkward never stops at bronycon.

>>33162805
That sounds like the perfect waifu for me

>>33162831
>GlassShattering.mov

>>33162833
Shut the fuck up and kill yourself, not necessarily in that order.

>>33162839
>/co/ goes to BroNYcon
>They only show up for the VA/Faust panel
>The rest of the two days of the con is spent chilling with each other in a local pub/bar.

>>33162821
Best idea.
I was just theorizing a case of we HAD to go to a meetup.

>>33162833
So what does that leave for females?

>>33162853
we'd only make it for maybe 10% of the VA voice panel because we'd have to leave the room everytime somebody asked a question

>>33162855
Maple Syrup. She'd be a zebra though. Y'know. Aunt Jemima.

Dat's racist

>>33162825

>>33162597

Are there going to be more comics or was that the end ?

also , i fucking lold at the video

>>33162854
i am going to the next brony con

>>33162865
>We hog the mic.
>Ask if the VA's smell their own farts.
>Ask if we can smell their farts.

>>33162865
WE WOULD ASK ALL THE QUESTIONS

AND THE QUESTIONS WOULD BE INTERESTING AND CLASSY

>>33162741
He's not wearing socks and sandals.

>>33162705
I don't like full suits for some reason
luckily no one has drawn her in anything too skimpy

>>33162879
Hahahah this!

>>33162774
>shadow tentacles
I know where THIS is go-
>doctor block
My boner turned to dust.

>>33162879
>ask horribly inappropriate questions and disgust the VAs.
>they never return to bronycon
>bronycon dies

Success.

>>33162879
>coke pony cosplayer stands up and strains to fart
>shits himself
>wild applause

>>33162911
now there's a thought

>>33162871

>>33162854
If we really HAD to, it would be in small groups.
Make sure everyone is properly dressed and shaven.
No pictures or cameras.
Fedoras are unallowed.

>>33162914
>VA's try to say something.
>We all throw spaghetti at them.
>Run into the streets and attack buses.

>>33162911

>claim our questions were ironic
>we tell the bronies they can't take a joke
>we go home and masturbate to farts and food ponies

derpy is a very ugly pony

http://rule34-images.paheal.net/_images/52c7e5ce2c4514de2c085fa370babe25/770608%20-%20BCS%20Friendsh
ip_is_magic%20Heartstrings%20Lyra%20My_Little_Pony%20bonbon.jpg

the first BCS pic i can fap too

i can't tell if this is the worst MLPG thread ever or the best MLPG thread ever

>>33162944

That's just like, your opinion, bro.

>>33162940
>gimme da chawklit with nutella pony.swf

>>33162944
dərpy is a very ugly pony

>>33162957
Oh God Applebloom, what happened to your facial structure?!

The music that plays when Granny Smith's story finishes sounds a lot like something in the Prince of Egypt.

Also, Sepia-tone scrunch.

>>33162976
>>>/oat/
Leave and never return

>>33162982
why is braided hair pone sexier than straight hair pone

or we could all show up like this, be violent and verbally abusive to all the bronies, and ruin all their planned events in warhammer roleplay.

>>33162924

>>33163010

>warhammer

I'll pass, thanks.

>>33163010
Now there's a dull thought.

>>33162999
http://arch.413chan.net/derpy_is_not_ugly-%28n1326319917129%29.png

?

>>33162894
>Furfag pony

>>33162982
What isn't understood is, the sepia color is not just because it is a flashback, Celestia at one point made sure everything had that color tone because she was going through a phase.

he is what i will wear

How come over half of the people who actually went to bronycon looked like what we DONT want the fandom to look like?

>>33163010
>Not ANGRY MARINES


YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

>>33162506
>>33162563
>>33162589
>>33162678
>>33162775
>>33162894
>>33162957
WHY IS APPLE BLOOM IN A BUNNY COSTUME SO ****ED ADORABLE?

>>33163048
>Bronies

>>33163053
Because you are a furfag.
And a pedophile.

>>33163039
holy shit look at the nose on that man in the pink wig. that is the worst case of jew nose i have ever seen.

>>33163035

>>33163048
Because Ponychan left its collective basement.

>>33163012

>>33163048
Because Bronies.

>>33163053
Get off mommy's computer Jimmy before she sees all those asterisks and grounds you for swearing

>>33163049
well thats what I meant of course.

>>33163039
Looks like he made that suit in a basement, with a bunch of gift wrapping's scrap.

>>33163048

How about 98% of the people.

Do we have a Chille Con Carne pony yet

purley becaus ethen we could name him something silly like Diabolo el Carne or soemthing rediculously, offensivly foreign sounding that makes no sence

we should all dress up like ponies and fart
everyone will have a good time and instead of cancelling it we will rename it pony farts con

>>33162722
THIS THREAD IS NOW SCRUNCH GENERAL

>>33163073
ahahaha

>>33163106

Farting is overrated.

>>33163106
>that feel when you fart and the stench is palpable and in between coughs you feel like a pony

>>33163106
>the farts would cover up the stench of sweat and failure with something a bit less horrible

>>33163083

>>33163106
Why can't we just periodically vomit spaghetti from our pony costume's mouth onto the floor

>>33163144
>andthenthere'sthisfaggot.png

>>33163137
>We end up getting sponsors and become the next PAX.
>Only we mock and laugh at cripples.

>>33163144
Who is this pony anyways?
That expression change she does is hilarious.

>>33163106
i live near real horses. i will fill my pockets,socks and backpack with fresh horse manure for that authentic horse smell.

>>33163125
Apple Bloom in Amish bonnet > Apple Bloom in bunny suit

Discuss.

>>33163173
Reenactment > Furfags

>>33163164
Pothead

>>33163164
it's daisy
she's a bad recolor of the superior carrot top

>>33163145

>>33163172
Over the line.

hi guys.

are there any clopvideos online?

>>33163106
Huh

>>33163144
Penny pots?

>>33162650
>Bacon & Eggs, Waffles, Cereal, Milk, Orange Juice...
Where were these?

>>33163164
Daisy. She's one of the flower trio and showes up in the BG with this guy sometimes, often.

A Warcraft Style Ogre Magi (meaning an actual Ogre that possesses brute strength of "mind" and body) that fights MMA style with a combination of powerfull offensive close combat magic.

Put them in Full Nelsons and choke holds while wrapping his fat, meaty, hands around their heads and incinerating them.

Wrap his Arms around a paladin and put him in a Bear hug and he slowly freezes his armor before snapping it open like Brittle Bread.


He should be quick, merciless, and efficient. If he can't win a fight he should be smart enough to magic himself away or polymorph people into goats/turtles/chickens/newts/ whatever he thinks would be most amusing or fitting as he makes his get away.

It's important though in that he's only doing this because he loves what he does: he simply loves wrestling and magic and needs no more motive to burn you to a crisp then crush you because he wants to be the best.

To non-combatents he should be pushy, yet quiet and indifferent. If someone can't fight and he wants something from them he simply takes it and leaves.

would anybody be interested in forming a braintrust on here, where we just set goals and check in with each other weekly?

do you even Krav Maga?

>>33163211
>The Lunar Republic.
Lost my shit.
Called the cops.
Called the Ika spammer
Sent my computer to Best Buy.

>>33163223

Da fuck is that?

time to find new parents

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one of the CMC has just asked you to practice making out

which one

You all look just like the confreaks. Don't fucking lie.

My sister used to listen to that band. Silverstein, aiden victory, and a some other emo kiddy shit.

now she's a hipster and listens to folk music and things like the avett brothers and kings of leon.

Good luck.

The hard part of organizing a new home, is that everybody is already gone from here. And the handful that still stick around are several outnumbered by the types you wouldn't want to attract. There's few places that our expats fled to, and there is almost no chance to artificially attract them to one area. Odds are one of the sites will simply grow over time, and little by little the same people will end up there that ended up here.


Yeah, see you and your friend at /bun/ some day.

These narcs be like trying to shut me down but I'm too smart
Now picture me scared of the penitentiary
I've been moving these things since the days of elementary
Now tell me what ya need when ya see me
I'm stacking Gs buying all the things on TV, believe me
I got some killers on my payroll and they know
When it's time to handle business nigga lay low


What does /r9k/ think of tupac?

>>33163206
I guess the flower selling business didn't hold up so well.

>>33163204
Hey, I got what you need kid...
>opens trenchcoat, full of pots and pans


I swear! I have a prescription for this cookware!

>>33163211

>>33163256
FUCK YOU MAN

>>33163215
This is God's work we're talking about, son. There is no line.

Do want. Self made brigandine plus warhammer boffer.

I'm playing Utawarerumono. Does that count?

>>33163256
>Called the Ika spammer

It works!

Can't wait.

And we're back to spam.

bunch of jumping jacks to warm up 60 burpees, 60 pull ups every day and stretching after so i can always grab my feet with my hands. throw in leg lifts once a week.

naturally high metabolism the last time i had a belly i was an infant . but i was raised on a healthy diet and in turn i still dont like soda i only drink water. white tea on occation. i dont snack i never have any munchies in the house unless i get an urge for it and thats rare.

supplements ? i take half a centrum a day wont even take it if i have a good portion of fruits vegies that day

>ohboyherewego.jpg

[spoiler[A thread derailing into a genwar sums up /vp/ better than any picture could.[/spoiler]

>>33163106
>it's nothing but a bunch of guys standing around in pony costumes farting and neighing through pony masks for several hours
>we do this until the gases become a health hazard
>go home and masturbate to ponies

>>33163265

gross I'm not gonna fuck a pony.avi

I want one but I still live with my parents.

Here you go.

It would have been easier/cleaner to overlay whatever that image is on new text, though. Plus, you could choose the font.

two slow imho, it's a 4/4 for 6 mana, it seems like a decent finisher, but even if you guaranteed playing a instant sorcery each turn, a 8/4 for 6 mana still doesn't even seem that good
cause 1, it has no evasion, it dies to a 2 mana terror/doomblade, also since you dont play alot of other creatures it is also vulnerable to diabolic edict effects
the other thing is, it isn't guaranteed to do damage, it has no trample or flying or something like that, so it'll just get blocked
instead of spending 6 mana (on your turn... which is important) you would rather leave your mana untapped counter anything they cast and then at the end of their turn flash back think twice, forbidden alchemy, etc etc deal 4 damage to them and draw a grip of cards

Implying I'd post them. Someone might recognize him/me/us and then shit would be going down.

where'd terse go?
>>33161809
I require him to see the above post.

>>33163295
>still better than bronycon

I didn't say it was easy, just that it doesn't demonstrate ambition.

Ambition is measured by a ratio of earning potential:workload. Hard labor is hard too. But you could make a lot more money doing something else, and it would be much easier. Its not ambitious to want that.

Being a doctor is harder than being a teacher. But you make 20x as much money. Much better payoff. More ambition demonstrated.

>>33163154

whey and powdered oats

Update on next 'locke.
>Splash the lvl 25 Gyarados
>Lucky Star the lvl 25 Clefable
Just beat Misty.

>>33163172
ha! good idea! smearing horse feces all over yourself will really show those nerds!

My teeth are very similar, except I've never smoked in my life, nor have I ever drunk coffee in my life. I also floss every single day and brush twice a day with "whitening" toothpaste. I also have 2 cavities and 2 of my molars are capped (after root canals) because of primary immunodeficiency; no matter what I do my body is constantly attacking my enamel and bullshit like that.

I also have 2 rows of teeth (because of jaw deformity), and my canines are so sharp that I regularly bite THROUGH my lips when I'm eating.

THIS LINK COVERS THE FOLLOWING TOPICS:

- Proven, effective exercise routines
- Diet
- How to lose weight
- How to gain weight
- Supplements

CLICK AND READ THIS BEFORE STARTING A THREAD ABOUT THESE TOPICS

The bottom line of which is that if your like 3e you will probably like Pathfinder and it fixes some stuff. And made several martial classes MUCH scarier, look up the Paladins new smiting ability

>>33163291

/vp/ babbies can't spoiler.

lost my grandpa a few years ago. he had a tumor in his brain and died at the hospital.

i really loved the guy. he was nice as hell to me when i was a kid and supported almost the entire family by himself for a good while. as he grew older he did get kind of moody though. i only feel bad for him having worked so hard his entire life and never actually took a break to enjoy his earnings along with grandma. he never took her to visit portugal (he is portuguese).

my dad took her to europe last year. i bet she missed him a lot when she was there ): poor grandma

>>33163265
One of the CMC has asked you to "make her a woman"
Who is it, and do you go all the way, or just give them a small kiss?

Tennessee Hook-Up Thread
age
gender
area code
dtf?

Ideal mate/hook up thread
Only post if you're going to post contact info and are willing to hook up/get to know each other.
Here is template

>>33163256
>called ika spammer
You're a wizard Anon.

>>33163256
You know TLR used to be ours
Evil Luna was one of the best fan Lunas
Well seeing how the spammer is back and how 4chan uploads my pictures like fucking snail I'll probably dump the rest another time

Ah right.. yeah I definitely missed that part of the games.

0/10

>>33163305
He's playing with hats.

I just want you guys to know Dave Sim is nuts, but Gerhard, the background artist, is the nicest guy you ever want to meet.
Look up, Pride Stables
http://www.artofgerhard.com/

Bored!

First person to get me hard with a picture gets to tell me to do anything and I must deliver.

Pic related, an idea of what turns me on!

How does /v/ feel about John "TotalBiscuit" Bain?

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That doesn't help at all. All it tells me is that the origin of the phrase is unknown.
But henceforth, I am making it my god sworn duty. To get to the bottom of this.

Wow this thread is still alive.
Same here. The only DC book I'm buying at the moment is the Shade and All Star Western, because for me it's the only two of worth at the moment. Yeah.. I can tell Swamp Thing, Animal Man, Demon Knights, and Batman look awesome. But alas, most of those I just have no interest in even if they're exceptionally written and drawn. Comics cater to all different brands and types. But really, there are certain characters you enjoy returning time and again. Cass for me is one of those characters. Until Didio pulls a Green Arrow on the Batman universe and doesn't troll us with another Beechen written Cass comic, I'll hold out hope there's someone at DC going to write a good Cass comic. I don't want her to be Batgirl. Ptf.. she's outgrew that role alas at the end of her ongoing. So she should do her own thing as the Black Bat. Same goes for Steph. All I want in the damn world of DC is a book featuring those two and Tim.

>>33163306
You're right.
We need to sing a song to Daniel Ingram
But which one?

>>33162855
a shit ton

Breakfast:
Waffle pony: maple syrup vag, poops soft pats of butter
Coco Puffs pony
Milk pony, produces lots of milk from her pony titties, really likes Coco Puffs pony, turns her brown
OJ pony: OJ milk, extra pulpy vag
Omelet pony: a virgin, fried egg vag, yolk hymen
???

Lunch:
Onion rings pony
coke pony
BBQ pony: ribs ribs, brisket flank, chicken thighs, slathered in sauce
watermelon zebra
corn bread pony with honey vag
something else, can't remember

Dinner:
Coke pony
her friend from Jamaica, Rum pony. They're both into tribbing and watersports
pizza pony
taco pony
Indian food pony (riatha vag, mango lassi milk, naan mane is vinadaloo poop too much?)
chow mein pony
Probably some others

Not even mad.

Haha all those /soc/ posts hahahaha

>>33163337
>You know TLR used to be ours
no it didn't

At my old apartment I had a small yard. I put a suet feeder out and had chickadees, tufted titmice, carolina wrens, junkos, blue jays, nuthatches, even the occasional woodpecker or flicker...

Now I live in the city and see nothing but crows and starlings. :[

Pick related, it was the view from my bedroom window. Also I am sad now.

Piano lovers and other soundcloud members, please listen to my latest song and tell me your opinions.

This is piano music and I really dont care which genre you call it, just tell me if you like it .

http://soundcloud.com/dsarmiento/blues-fantasy-finished

>>33163265

I choose to explain that we're different species as well as the fact that she's to young for that.

what's your goal, to see if they are autistic enough to not get the joke? You got me curious but i want to see what's your point on this.

ITT: Pokemon Rom Hacks
Lets try and keep them good (pictures unrelated)
Fire Red Omega - http://www.mediafire.com/?34nbb1ek25a8jp5
Pokemon Toxic Purple (Team Rocket) - http://www.mediafire.com/?etcx08r608a6m0b
Pokemon - Shiny Gold V4 Patched GBA - http://www.mediafire.com/?4yo4cnafa1f94ir
Fire Red Infernos 1.1 - http://www.mediafire.com/?5dmdeylxmcjgxxf
Liquid crystal - http://www.mediafire.com/?hix81gehbsk6nmk
Pokemon Snakewood (Ruby hack) - http://www.mediafire.com/?37f2hq88x706p3m

Thanks for the advice. I guess its not too common of an issue. Hopefully my stretching wont cause any permanent loss of feeling. Crazy biology.

>>33163353
I, uh, I could fap to this

No, you all pick necropolis and it turns into a big skeleton shitfest

FIGHTING GAMES GENERAL

These are characters from Tiger & Bunny, a very good animu.

Lunatic would have a shiny Ninetales.

>>33163372
>Snakewood
what the fuck

>>33163360
It has to be the Gala song.
Redeem it for him.

Good thing its not his favorite anymore, he likes the new songs better.

>>33163373
I'm genuinely interested in what thread this is from.

>>33163361
PERHAPS WE HAVE TAKEN THIS A LITTLE TOO FAR

>>33163164
doesn't she speak and get named by Twilight?
superior to no-name orange carrot pone

>>33163317
It's not about our personal dignity, fool. Face it, we have none. It's about making them uncomfortable. Making them question the choices they've made in life. Most importantly, making them go the fuck home.

>>33163329
>kiss scootaloo on the forehead
>"there's no need to rush into things kiddo. I know you want your cutie mark so very badly but if you just relax and have fun being a little filly the audience will like you even more."

>>33163337
Are you retard or new?

>>33163384

>fightan vidya general

EVERYONE PLAYS EDDIE

HADOUKEN HADOUKEN HADOUKEN

GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE

>>33163361
And now its not fun anymore. Thanks for ruining it.

>>33163365
Oh yes it did
But ours was different
No Evil Celestia and innocent benevolent Luna
No Celestia was the good one. Luna wasn't cured by the Elements. There was nothing to be cured. She wanted power. And if by pretending that the elements changed her was the only way to survive she would do it no matter how much it disgusted her

>>33163367
Wow I would be happy to see Ika through my bedroom window

>>33163361
Oops. Forgot bacon pony. She's got hashbrowns for a mane and breakfast ham labia, with honey glaze.

>>33163388
What we'll do is we'll have everyone sing At the Gala.
Only instead of singing, we neigh and whinny the whole thing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ars_I3kzOAw

>>33163428
I don't remember that at all

>>33163425
Just, as a rule, never read any walls of text.
They usually ruin everything.
Unless they are original.
Then they usually start something good.

>>33163435
RS do you remember any of this? >>33163428

NOVUS EQUUS UBI?

>>33163438
>It would still be better than that bronycon song

>>33163144
ha nice dubs

>>33163468
No lo sé amigo, no es seguro aún...

>>33163438

It's still cute somehow.

>>33163435
Shit. Forgot cole slaw pony. She cools you off after you scald your dick in onion ring pony.

>>33163361
I still can't get over waffle pony pooping pats of butter

The mental image of anon making toast as waffle pony strains a little and starts shitting all over it is hilarious

>>33163466
No. Sounds like patent bullshit.

>>33163489
This isnt fun anymore, shut up now.

>>33163489
I can fap to this is too funny.

>>33163447
Because we never expanded on it.
It was just another of the many ideas we had back than

>>33163472
And then Daniel Ingram will love us and hate Bronies and we'll all fly away on a magic carpet.
The end.

>>33162128

THIS ONE. THIS IS THE ONE

TOP RIGHT

I WAS IN THE CITY THAT WEEKEND AND DECIDED TO CHECK OUT THE CON AND HE WAS THERE

AND HE LOOKED

RIGHT

AT ME

AND I HAD TO LEAVE

Part of the awesomeness that are food ponies is that they were mostly spur of the moment. Listing off all sorts of shit kind of takes the fun out of coming up with them one at a time.

>>33163525
wat

>>33163521
>You will never go with Daniel Ingram on a magic carpet ride

>>33163538
Just brainstorming for the three orgy fapfics, brah.

>>33163549
Reality is so cruel.

>>33163544

IT WAS TERRIFYING

>>33163549
Oh fuck you! That's just sad...

No homo though

>>33163525

>rape

>>33163553
Please no.

>>33163563
THE END.

>>33163549
can I be the Princess?

>>33163586
Fuck you
I'm the princess

>>33163472
>Bronycon had a song
I'm feeling rather masochistic today, you got a video link?

>>33163586
Are you ready to suck his dick whileshe sings At the Gala?