Post "smile smile smile" or a variation thereof in this thread if you're an autistic shitstain.

>rape

>jape

>fap session in front of computer
>door creaks open
>quickly turn around, no one's there
>look down
>your mother
>naked
>on all fours
>wearing a Rarity mask
>she neighs
>whyboner
>she positions herself between your thighs
>starts suckling on your moist cock

>>33146843
There is only one solution
SHUT
DOWN
EVERYTHING

>crepe

>autism

>>33146843
Fluffy ponies are completely safe as long as you make every decision for them. Once fluffy ponies are able to make their own decisions, it causes bad things to happen for themselves and others.

>>33146828

>implying sexual denial isn't one of my fetishes
>implying I wouldn't pretend to think she wants to stop, and just rest and wait until she musters the strength to beg for more

So what happens if I lobotomize a fluffy pony?

>>33146881

>>33146843
>not trading in your fluffy pone for a coke pone
>not getting your bladder filled with foamy soda every night
>2012
ISHYGDDT

>shape

>>33146903
Its mind is already fuz

>>33146900
smile why are you so sexy

>>33146903
It gains super intelligence, realizes the plight of it's people, lobotomizes the rest of it's race, they overthrow mankind

>>33146903
Lobotomy is written into their genetic make up

>>33146843
Where the fuck is it?

>>33146891
Sorry, I'm off to bed. Have some Pony/Pet Playdate.

>>33146892
Why not just put the fluffy pony in a giant hamsterball?

>>33146909
>mfw this is one of my many fetishes

>>33146922
>I have to go now. My planet needs me
>A light gust of wind takes it

>>33146934
DID SOMEONE SAY PONY PETPLAY

why does the last thread have over 750 posts

just

why

>>33146940
>It floats higher and higher.
>You notice a jet liner is moving towards it.
>Suddenly you notice it is snowing fluff.

>make not a horse
>make do horse things

>>33146899 -> >>33146894
>you lower your head to her abused cunt, the lips swollen with lust
>strangled cries ring out from her sore throat as the guards leave you to your business, the pony before you quivering in need and exhaustion as tears of utter joy stream down her face

>>33146952
>those obnoxiously large tits
Why are they so unappealing?

>>33146892
>Fluffy pony at a restaurant
>"Soup or salad?"
>"Uhhh....dynamite."

>>33146965
They're on worst human.

I prefer MY LITTLE PNOY

>>33146965
Because you don't like large breasts. I think it's hotter than hell.

>>33146955
Faggotry and attention whores

>>33146955
People know how to make a thread last. Good for the board, good for everyone.

>>33146965
How can tit be obnoxious?

>>33146955
Four text posts for every picture post.

>>33146965
because you're gay

>>33146963

God dammit. Does anyone have a link to any good fiction like this? I'd actually prefer it not be pony. I need to fap now and only mindbreaking orgasms can sate my penis.

>>33146980
>Guys I'm not gay I love raping women with huge implants

>>33146984
There is a point where things become to big to be be taken seriously.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/01/nightly-roundup-212.html

check out who has this tattoo. you will not believe it. its a local mlpg tripfag.

>>33146925

It's true. We found lobotomy made fluffy ponies more docile and accepting of human dominance. However, it seems to have the unexpected side-effect of limiting their mental and physical faculties (hence the enhanced risk of self-inflicted harm). We would recommend that you keep your pony in an enclosed space to prevent it from wondering and injuring itself.

Rest assured, the production models will not suffer this tragic manufacturing error.

>>33146982
>>33146983
Heh.

>>33146965
Tits are attractive. Ever played with a pair of really big round ones on a girl? That feel when they're pressing against your chest during makeouts is the best thing ever.

>>33146915
>A slight rumble.

A RUMBLE ARENA?!

>Suddenly your surrounded by ropes, a roaring audience in the distance and the deafening sound of fireworks.

>>33146955
In an hour.

>>33147004
HOLY SHIT WHY

>>33147004
Is it jesus?

>>33147012
And now MLPG is making me feel forever alone

Good night

>>33146976
I know right? Grossly swollen teats belong on coke ponies

She pants in need as you wrap your mouth around one of her elongated teats, suckling it like a foal as she cries out in exctasy. The sweet flavor of vanilla coke fills your mouth as you gently nurse mouthful after mouthful from her gummy breasts, her hind legs quivering around your head as she builds to a foamy orgasm.

>>33147004

Saw this earlier when Rose posted it in IRC.

Who got it? They fucked up the eyes pretty bad. Don't let amateurs do your tattoo, people.

>>33147004
Don't be hatin cause you jelly

>>33146999
As the author of the original trembling post-orgasm pony-mass post, I too am interested in this

>>33147017
ARE YOU READY TO RRRRRUMBLE?!

>>33147004
>GET_AWAY_FROM_ME_FILTHY_CASUAL.png

>>33146963

>proceed to start abuse play
>spank her cutie marks, watching her flanks bounce
>savour her screams of lust as I begin to tug on her purple mane and tail

>>33147004
>You're in a fandom with people like this

>>33147054
Holy fuck what is going on with her legs.

>>33147054
no, tattoos just make you look dirty.
plus that octi looks a little chubby

>>33147004
Just imagine it in 10 years, skin all changed and what not

TWILIGHT TRIED TO BRING HER FANTASY TO LIFE, UNFORTUNATELY, IT DIDN'T WORK QUITE AS EXPECTED.

>>33147069
>you don't care what people who like the same tv show as you do

>>33147066
THE MACHO MAAAAAN IS COMIN' FOR YOUU!

>>33147086
OOOH YYEAH!

>>33146904

Unedited version of kermit please?

>>33147082
HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY OLD TIME GAL

SEND MY A LINE BY WIRE BABY MY HEARTS ON FIRE

>>33147031
i didnt mean to anon im sorry
>>33147083
feels indifferent brother

>>33147080
that's gross

maybe it'll get fat and stretch it the fuck out

>>33147009
Fluffy pony lobotomies were actually made mandatory to reduce the number of fluffy pone suicides. As you know, everything a fluffy pone does is seen as cute and adorable, no matter what it is. Intelligent fluffy pones found themselves unable to be taken seriously by society. They were unable to hold intelligent conversations without a second party saying "aw that's so cute." Most fluffy pones eventually had major existential crises and took their own lives. This was incredibly distressing to the owners of the pones, so, fifteen years ago, all fluffy pones were rounded up and lobotomized. Now, any pone that is born fluffy is lobotomized as well. This has reduced the number of fluffy pone suicides to almost zero. However, it had the unforeseen consequence of creating numerous accidental fluffy pone deaths.

>>33147054

Why would you do this to your body? Fuck.

WHO THE FUCK GOT THE TATOO

>>33147068
>each slap echoes throughout the otherwise silent room, followed by a shaky whimper
>her body craves each strike, her flanks growing rosy from your firm hand
>she cries out dimly as her pussy flows like a river, yet another orgasm winging through her sore frame
>she desperately struggles to say something
>don't stop

>>33147082
Not enough DICKSDICKSDICKSDICKS.
4/10 for trying.

>>33147012
Almost the best thing ever. Second to, if nothing else, the feel when you're laying on the couch and somebody else is laying next to you. Nobody doing anything, just content to be with each other.

>>33147116

god dammit someone link some fiction like this right now. I'm so hard but I can't fap to this.

>>33147114
MAYBE IF YOU LOOKED AT THE LINK YOU'D FIND OUT

>>33147094
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9k1EvSX7W0&feature

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jan/10/police-investigate-attacks-horses
who did this?

>>33147094
>>33147086
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bifmj1O3D24

>>33147101
Holy fuck.
Please, read the lyrics over again http://lyricsplayground.com/alpha/songs/h/hellomybaby.shtml

>>33147135
tell me

>>33147082
IT'S...

BEAUTIFUL.

>>33147114
I bet it was Terse.

You know the dangers involving fluffy ponies and water. Drowning is the leading cause of fluffy pony death. But she's been asking. Over and over. Ever since you hung up that portrait of a sailboat gliding across the ocean. She says you promised her at one point. Promised her you'd take her to the beach. Promised her you'd let her go swimming. She wants it more than anything else in the world. She's tried everything to get you to take her. Cuddling, crying, not eating, eating everything, attempting to cook for you. She even tried to file your taxes for you. What a mess that was. It's her birthday today. You got her a bouncy ball and a coloring book, with easy to use crayons (fluffy unicorns sometimes have trouble using their magic. She struggles to do the simplest things. But you love her all the same. You'll tell her she's no different than the other unicorns, but she's still hurt by their insults), but she doesn't want any of that. The only thing that's on her mind is going to the beach. She wants it more than anything in the world right now. It's only a half hour drive, she says. Just one day. Pretty please? She's looking up at you with those eyes. So full of innocent joy. Do you take her?

>>33147047
There's an IRC?
Only know of skype, my guess is irc.pony.net #/co/pony

>>33147135
Well the art is by Briksby

>>33147114

IT DOESN'T SAY IN THE LINK YOU STUPID NERD.

IT LISTS THE PONY NAME AND ROSE'S DA AS THE ARTIST (both of which are spelled wrong by the way)

>>33147135
I only drew the original image, I'm deathly afraid of needles and bad quality tattoo work.

>>33147102
Well, ok then. Its just been a-

>>33147123

ok just forget it. Good bye forever!

>>33147102
Hey petrov, you should release the first chapter of that fic your working on.

Pretty please?

>>33147133
Sorry bro

All I can do on short notice is greentext

I couldn't even finish the coke pone story ;_;

Also I'm more than a little drunk at the moment

>>33147169
Ah

>>33147169
Did you okay or know about it before it happened?

>>33147114
it says rose got the tattoo. i doubt thats true but EqD makes it sound like she did.

>>33147004
No one from here got this tattoo, they got the pony from Rose.

>>33147169
But amateur tattoos have the most soul in them

>>33147178

god dammit man

you're blueballing me so hard right now. this is like my primary fetish. not fucking cool.

>>33147042
>come to the thread
>this is the first thing I see
well nice.
Anyway, I need to sketch some coke pony now that I'm at school and I have time, give me ideas

>>33147133

I CAN

>>33147116

>feign exhaustion
>tell her I don't feel like doing any more
>stop and sit opposite her, grinning
>wait for her to come to me and beg, promising to fulfill every depraved fantasy I can imagine

>>33147188
They also spelled the dA name wrong

wait wait wait!
rose has a penis on her tattoo?

>>33147123
I get a flighty feeling when Im snuggling a girl on the couch.

Its like everything in the world is okay at that moment. Fuck everything else.

>>33147172
If it makes you feel better, I'm quite sad now too.

this was a request
sort of

>>33147195
Other than the post you replied to?

coke pone releasing pressure

>>33147159
I never asked for this.

>>33147184
Yep.
I feel bad, it could have probably come out better, too bad that shit's permanent.

>>33147123
Anon I really want to but NTS keeps yelling at me not to until its finished or else.

>>33147204
I want that feeling again, but I won't hugbox things up by saying why I don't think I'll ever get it.

>>33147207

>apple preparing to >rape

He he he

>>33147160
>Thinks that's the generals IRC channel.
HAHAHAHAHA
faggot

I still believe they possess an ant-like hivemind. Should enough fluffy pone gather at one location, I would be the death of us all.

unless there's more than a cup of water anywhere nearby

>>33147210
I'm not gonna draw porn. yet

>>33147212
how does it feel to have your art walking around on someone

for life

>>33147216
herp, wrong post link

>>33147234
Again, in 10 years it won't matter, it'll look like it came from GG

>>33147212
Well that's good at least. It would have been an interesting feeling I imagine to have some random person in the world suddenly have a piece of your art permanently etched onto their body.

>big soft naturals

>>33147216

>>33147240
>not getting GG tattoos

Casual

>>33147242
>she floats up into a helicopter's blades

>>33147241
how does it feel having my cock permanently etched into your ass?

>>33147159

It is explicitly stated in your Fluffy Pony Owner's Manual to never let your Fluffy Pony near any type of water, no matter how small or negligible. It is a curious phenomenon that Fluffy Ponies manage to drown in nearly any type of water they are placed near. No matter how much pony may beg or cry or plead to go to water, it is an inadvisable course of action.

>>33147241

Imagine how the fag who made this thing feels.

>>33147199
>she crawls toward you, trying to catch her breath and failing miserably
>the sheer exhaustion of her body betrayed by the river of slick fluids pouring from her cunt
>"but I've been"
>she gasps for breath
>"such, such a bad pony"
>staring you in the eyes, she desperately tries to focus as tears and fatigue blur her sight
>"I need you to punish me"

>>33147169
rose how does it feel that the hub, custom shirt sites and tattoo shops are making millions off of your work while you struggle to barely pay the rent?

>>33147227
>thinks that a random "guess" is what I think is the channel

>>33147242

>fluffy pony floats out over the ocean
>balloon pops
>fluffy pony floats

>>33147234
Not that bad
It'll be thereforever

>>33147244
Whoa that's...really, big. And it's Twist.
>>33147248
Soon though...soon.

>>33147242
>she floats higher
>and higher
>looking around
>smiling excitedly
>it's a dream come true
>she's having the best day ever
>look at all the little houses everywhere
>she floats a little higher
>the balloon pops
>she falls
>she slams into the roof of someone's house, going straight through and hitting another fluffy pony that happened to be underneath
>they both perish

>>33147273
Rosetar

>>33147261
Didn't MS have this problem with Hot Topic?

>>33147207
Juice is the zapapple god?

>getting tattoos

>>33147231
Then how about coke pone giggling as someone tickles her belly

She starts to foam up a little

>>33147281
Man what are the odds?
Fluffy pony is just the opposite of Mr.Magoo

>>33147281
The autopsy shows she drowned from inhaling rainclouds on the way down

>>33147300

>fluffy pony and Mr. Magoo team up
>nothing interesting ever happens

i know that feel man. yesterday some anon started this sweet futa lyra x sweetie belle fic but he never fucking finished so i had to go finish fapping to normal porn.

>>33147300
If any one person could be crossover in MLP (besides Johnney Bravo or Dan) it would need to be Mr. Magoo

>>33147268
>floats out on the high seas for days
>no food
>no water
>no land or ships in sight
>she's so thirsty
>in desperation she drinks salt water
>salts dehydrate her further
>she dies horribly

>>33147311
hahaha

MLPG.png

>>33147261
Hub accidentally used her art once and I doubt it netted them much dosh.

>>33147318
>>33147281
How many more inventive ways can we kill this pony?

>>33147259

I would love to continue this but here is where I take it into depraved fetish territory

So

>>33147288

Was there ever any doubt?

>>33147207
>rape

>>33147273
FOREVERRRR

>>33147242
what the fuck
WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S NOT HOW YOU MAKE FLUFFY PONE FLY
YOU TIE THE STRING 1/4 INCH BELOW THE JUGULAR

>>33147336

>fluffy pony caught in updraft
>fluffy pony keeps floating up higher and higher
>fluffy pony expands due to lack of atmospheric pressure
>fluffy pony pops

>>33147296
That could work.
Though it'll be a while before I can scan/ink any sketches I'm gonna do.
>>33147311
>normal porn
>not just taking one of TAW's short stories

>>33147337
continue

>>33147336
zippo fluid
blender
chainsaw
milling plant
lumber yard
construction site

didn't you ever watch tom and jerry?
be creative!

>>33147337

>implying you should stop

>>33147337
>implying she doesn't crave whatever punishment you deem fit
>implying she's not shuddering in anticipation for the contents of your spoiler tags

Speaking of coke pone, TAW posted this story earlier

http://pastebin.com/VRSFFSzu

>>33147336

HEY MAN YOU STILL CRYING AND GETTING BUTTMAD?

>>33147354
No, do not

>>33147364
I saw that.

Fapped three times reading it.

>>33147358
No, I didn't, another thing I am shameful of, but I know they didn't DIE.

>>33147358
>Find fluffy pony in a box.
>Squirt fluffy pony with lighter fluid.
>Toss lit match in box.
>Fluffy pony tries to escape, its screams drowned out as its lungs scald and bloat.

>>33147261
Millions?
Maybe they could share? that'd be cool.

>>33147364
oh right, that was next on his list, how could I forget.
Damn now I can't wait until I get home.

>okay weaver
>i gotta stop and say
>that was totally unnessacary
>no seriously

Here's a version without the apple-stem penis in case anyone else was offended

>>33147364
>another coke pone fic
THANK YOU BASED TAW

>>33147336

>Fluffy pony gets in bathtub
>>"Oh, I know where this is going!"
>>Runs water, but it is far too hot
>>Fluffy pony runs out of tub squealing and crying
>>Opens up refrigerator and crawls inside to cool off
>>Fridge closes while it is still inside
>>You don't notice until you get back home and decide to microwave dinner
>>Find Fluffy Pony frozen solid to freezer

Guys, seriously, this physical abuse fetish. It's not good, man. I had a friend With "Minor benefits' that had it and would tell me to choke her and punch her.
I felt like shit doing it.
Don't do it, man. Don't do it.

>>33147244
This image would be hot if her hair wasn't so bright and she didn't have candy stuck all over her.

What is she, some sort of slob?

>>33147388
Millions is definitely an exaggeration.

A few hundred is probable.

>>33147336
>petting fluffy pony
>bury hand in fluff
>HAND GOES ALL THE WAY THROUGH OH GOD WHAT
>fluffy pony doesnt even notice

>>33147242

>>33147259
>>33147354
>>33147361
>>33147362

Well then

>tell her as a bad pone she has to be punished suitably
>tell her to urinate on the floor
>make her yell out exactly what she's doing
>then tell her as a bad pone she won't get what she wants
>brutally ream her marshmallow butthole

>>33147336
>pour bleach in a bowl
>tell fluffy pony to drink it
>she says she doesnt want to, it looks funny
>scream at her
>tell her if she really loved you, she'd drink it
>she takes a little lick
>starts coughing, tears forming at her eyes
>you scream at her to drink more
>she's crying now
>she's drinking
>it hurts her so much, but she just wants to make you happy
>she vomits
>you slap her hard for making such a mess
>you grab her in a headlock
>her legs are struggling for dear life
>you force the bleach bottle into her mouth and start pouring
>she's trying not to swallow
>it's sloshing all over her face, nose, eyes, and down her throat
>you let her go
>she vomits again
>it's bloody
>her eyes are burning
>the skin in her esophagus is flaking off, and she's coughing it up
>you repeat this over and over until she stops moving

>>33147417

fluffy ponies are nothing but fluff

>fluffy pony out on a windy day
>fluff blowing everywhere
>fluffy pony gets smaller and smaller until all thats left are tiny bits of fluff blowing in the wind

But could coke pony help you if you were stuck somewhere cold?
I mean with a normal pony you could huddle together for warmth, but coke pony would get cold fast and later freeze solid.

>>33147405
>its frozen in mid action of trying to eat the ice cream

>>33147410

>>33147407
So you wouldn't choke a pony?
Even if she asked really nicely?

>>33147423
Fluffy Pony is a Pone that can hold its breath for 10 minutes.

>>33147423
Ok

I laughed

rose someone said this is you. is this true?

>>33147407
Everything that happens to you is always so weird. How do you even? be happy it wasn't bloodletting

>>33147388
When someone ripped off MS's shirt design, he complained to the company while showing proof he was the original creator. They stopped production and offered him a deal for rights to his designs

>>33147432
>Notice brown mass behind it.
>Groan and grab it.
>Another beer, frozen mid explosion.
>Start to suckle on beercicle.

>>33147446
Oh anon

>>33147441
Yeah, it could hold its breath for ten minutes, if it remembered to. Instead, it tries to breathe in the water and drowns immediately.

>>33147446
yes it is true that is me. no one fap to me though.

>>33147440
GG how many people do you live with?

>>33147352
>>33147358
>>33147405
>>33147417
>>33147427
It's weird, fluffy ponys is something we all love, yet we have so many ways to kill it violently.

>>33147427

It's not fun unless Fluffy Pone dies of it's own stupidity.

>>33147446
neat.jpg

>>33147435

>the text
>get boner

God damn it

What have you done to my head MLPG

>>33147446
'Fraid not, I'm very much less attractive than that.

>>33147476

we always kill the things we love

>>33147472
two flatmates

>>33147446

>implying anyone on MLPG is that attractive

>>33147485
thats for us to decide, rose

>tasty fishlips

>>33147496
>Terse

>>33147486
So which pone do we love the most?

>>33147429
>bits grow into new fluffy ponies

>>33147472
four people here including myself

>>33147496
If I was to shave my beard I would look that sexy.