Pony Linkboard :

http://pastebin.com/kfXCqGUQ

>>33117916
YOU HAVE SHIT TASTE.
ABONDON THREAD

I want Big Mac to have more than 2 lines, save for the Applejack ep.

I have a crush onChsitery

>rape

>rape

My favorite poni is Rarity but young grandma Smith is making me doubt my love.

Did someone order some rape?

>That feel when the last 3 thread header pictures have mouse pointers in them

i want nothing more than to cuddle with sleepyhead and fluffy pone all night long

I don't like flash animation.

>>33117956
>>33117950
>>33117948

>secrets

In regards to pony? I don't really think I have any.

Rarity is my favorite pony?

SMILE SMILE SMILE!
inb4 "variation of smile you are tard"

I wish AJ got more episodes.
And I don't even like her that much.

For the love of god please bronies and furries alike....

It's fine when you celebrate your fandom in isolation, but please PLEASE don't make a huge scene with it out in public. Do you like it when dick-faced roody poo gangsta rappers impose their "culture" on everyone at the bus stop? Do you like it when Neo Nazi Feminists shove their bias psycologically-schewed views on healthy happy people? No ofcourse you don't.

Yes we know you secretly have confidence problems.
Yes we know you attempt to combat said problems by acting out with a "shove it in your face" attitude, despite how stupid and eccentric it makes you look.
But in any fandom that does this, all you ever come off as are intolerable beta basement dwellers, and even the worst of "normal" people shouldn't have to deal with your bullshit.

Don't shout in public about ponies. Stop poorly singing songs at McDonalds. Just stick to the back rooms at public libraries like every other special interest group.

I am a fan of the show for many valid reasons, but if being a brony means being like you fuckers, I'm embarrassed to discuss the show's merit out of fear that I'll be summed up as you assholes.

The best fans just watch the show. They don't hold Brony Clubs at the local Wendys.

I'm a girl. I would have sex with Nathan to lose my virginity

I will webcam to prove I am a girl if you guys want

>>33117912
too late. it's been tainted forever

besides, i like my current wallpaper

4chan and MLPG are better when america is sleeping

>>33117977
i didn't read past the first couple lines, but I don't think you have to worry about that here,

If you're serious

>>33117977
>preaching to the choir
Delicious copypasta

>>33117957
wtf
every thread for the last 3 threads

>>33117978

>sex
>with Nathan

You truly do not fear death.

>>33117916
>been up in mlpg till 8 am last few days
>decided to be responsible and go to bed at 2 am
>body thinks im doing a nap
>back up at 5 am

Sup

>>33117991

I know this feel all too well.

I DID IT! I DID IT, MLPG! I'M SORRY, MAN! I DID IT! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, I DIDN'T MEAN IT!

I... DROPPED THE SCREW... IN THE TUNA!

WHO IS Rarity

>>33117989
well at least we can be supremely confident that he is immaculately clean of any STD whatsoever

>>33117978
Jesus christ.
Might as well jam a broken broomstick covered with shit in your vag00.
I'm sure the experience would be more pleasant than sex with nathan.

I think that Apple Bloom is cute.

Her wings are so pretty

>>33117972

>>33117978
He's ejaculate spaghetti before anything else.

Is someone willing to draw a simple two panel comic?

by simple I mean the subject matter isnt particularly complicated

>>33117991

>Taking care of my mother. She has to take stuff to poop.
>She falls asleep at 8:30pm EST.
>I fall asleep at 9:30pm out of boredom.
>Wake up at 2am
>Watch Bronycon until 5:45
>mfw Daniel Ingram fan singing.
>Suddenly thread bitching about the fandom.

>>33117978
>that feel when women really don't care about looks or personality, just fame and fortune.
>that feel when Seth is getting more pussy than anyone here because he is famous.

>>33118024
jesus, how old are you, anon?

>>33118010
gross

The portal is open
Anyone with me?

>>33118029
>Seth gets any pussy

here ya go

>>33118029

>that feel when Seth isnt actually famous, just kinda known amongst a spaghetti spun circle of nerds

it's a good feel isnt it?

>>33118042

let's do it, you first
he we come equestria

>>33117997

>>33118042

>pre gen 4 gummies

ABORT

ABORT

>>33118042
NO
YOU'LL BE TRAPPED IN THE WRONG DIMENSION!

artponi be streaman if ya'll wanna watch

http://www.livestream.com/artpony

>>33118051
>spaghetti-spun

someone draw a spaghetti loom.

>>33118033

I am 27 years old. I was in the Navy for five years. I've killed children in Afganistan, anon...

>>33117916
Is Spike about to kiss Twilight?

Looks incestish.

>>33118042
Is that a S&W model 60?

>>33118066
>the new face of pony fans

>>33118066
>killed children
MAH NIGGAH

>>33118010

HUZZAH! How many points do I receive?

>>33118049
oops duplicate
I drew on it for you

>>33117984
Well, it's not as if he could post it in the places that really need to see it without mods descending on his post and shrieking like harpies as they hit the ban button.

>>33118037

>>33118066
>Another militaryfag
Get any good jobs other than killing and gutting children?

>>33118042
/jp/ never has portal threads anymore. I will never make it to Gensokyo, but at the very least I can go to Equestria with you.

>>33118086
>>33118057
>>33118014

What... What is going on here? I'm confused...

>>33118097
prolly just zalgo or something

ignore it, he gets bored quickly

>>33118086
I'm the world champ you know, I bet you can't melt me

>>33118083
You know

After his overly warm reception, Seth probably feels more than welcome and accepted now because of the brony community

>>33118029
>implying Seth isn't gay, and sucks horse-cocks in his free time

>>33118084
>pic

Did he ask for this?

>>33118099
DO NOT EVER POST THAT PIC AGAIN!

>>33118099
no shit

>>33118072
>>33118073

They started it. Fucking grenade-huggers.

Also I had to stay with my mother so I could drive my grandmother around while my mother waited to poop. I use to be a Hospital Corpsman in the Navy, hence how I was in Afganistan at all.

No one must ever know of my love for pony show...not even the hair-smellers that sing at Bronycon.

>>33118097

WAZZUP /CO/? PONIES? OH YEAH I'M IN. SO UH, HOW ABOUT THAT ONE PONY WITH THE BOOKS HUH? ISN'T SHE CUH-RAYZZZEEEE OR WUT AM I RITE FELLAS HAHA alright.

>Buy a very very very VERY subtle Rainbow Dash shirt with only her cutie mark on it
>It came with a pony poster and like a billion fucking pony stickers
>Have a sick obsession with posters oh god the warp is taking over me
>Manage to will myself not to put it up because I don't want to delve into madness
>Give them to my sister
>Crisis averted

FUCKING WELOVEFINE.COM

>>33118113

Do you have Dash patches like the other military bronies?

>>33118074

I will put aside my disgust for the sake of an accurate cartique:

Your lines, form, and anatomy is well done. It looks like MLP luna. It looks like boobs.

Unfortunately it brings tears to the innocence of the world. Cancer should be purged and burned.

>>33118122
>Owning pony merchandise

Who else votes on destroying Seths reputation?
He really did fucking say this.
http://forums.furaffinity.net/search.php?searchid=1840612

>>33118099

>>33118042
>The portal is open
YOU FOOL LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE

>>33118113
>>33118066

that sucks, since there's ass else going on here:
what do you think of the auto respect most military personnel get? my younger brother is in the air force and he acts like he's fixing planes and killing terrorists every time I see him. before that he was flunking out of college and becoming an alcoholic, so my opinion is pretty bias.

WHAT'S A PONY'S POISON.

>>33118135
I cannot into caring about seth

>>33118135
It's... true?
Seth is a stupid bitch still but what he said is true

>>33118141
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8W2fkhfFPc

>>33118135
Seth's rep is already terrible, I just don't care about that shit.

More of Seth's faggotry.

>>33118135
>Adventure time looks like a 3 year old drew it
WHAT

>>33118156

What...

Is he literally retarded or something? What the fuck?

>>33118135
>Thats the best part of mlp.
>Especially when Rarity says it..
>Her everypony and somepony's are music to my ears.
Wat

>>33118136

>>33118158
MOTHERFUCKERS

>>33118173

>>33118130
Patches are so last year.

Seth is an upstanding well rounded normal individual.

>>33118156
>furaffinity
>AT has bad art
>Goes full retard about fanbase
I dislike this person.

>>33118166
Funny, you mention that, I was watching some
HD
of BronyCon and he actually displays a lot of
facial features of some one with downs, meaning he probably has aspergers or mild autism.

>>33118135

>>33118182
>taking notice of any Spyro game that isn't 1,2, or 3.

>>33118182
>using a dead system like android and not ios
>posting stupid bullshit nobody cares about
>being annoying
shutup

>>33118182

http://askikeapony.tumblr.com/
ahaha
> dat latest update

I want to ruin this faggot so fucking bad.

>>33118130

Fuck no. My little secret forever. My guilty pleasure.

>>33118090

I was a Surgical Technologist in the Navy, and I continued the work in an Orthopedic hospital. I'd make about 50k a year, if I were working full time. Currently going to college with my GI Bill so I can do something I really want to do.

>>33118139

Auto respect as in active duty people getting respect not deserved? Kinda pisses me off. It's the Marines and the Army that's out there in the red, and only some Navy.

We as the military appreciate the support given by civilians, but it's diluted when a Marine grunt is given the same respect as a fucking CS. Sure there are CS's out there in the field, but seriously, you're a fucking cookie.

I will say this about the military, regardless of what field you join:

It will literally change your life forever, and that's generally for the better.

>>33118197
Woah now.
Let's not get overexcited here.

>>33118197

Do it then.

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>33118197

Make sure you blame ponychan lol

>>33118215
Is there a show?

>>33118203
>Surgical Technologist
Hard work? Never been in the sick bay of a tub before.

>>33118196
Well, I'm amused.

>>33118203

I thought about joining the airforce and being a pilot...But it didn't work out. I couldn't even meet the recruiters at their office because they show up once in a blue fucking moon.

>>33118196

This is actually an entertaining concept and I am jelly of his backgrounds.

The surfing one made me laugh.

Ladies and gentlemen, art.

>>33118234
>joining the airforce and being a pilot

>>33118242

>>33118242

What, I thought about it for a long time. Flying sounds cool as fuck.

>>33118219
Why is Bappleloom so kurwa

>>33118239
I don't get it

>>33118242
If only I knew enough noteworthy people to get there

>>33117916
as much as I want to fuck a pone, one of the major justifications is so we can lie there in each other's arms afterwards, hugging

>>33118246
>germanythengermanynow.jpg

>>33118215
Yep, I'm still here!

>>33118249

Because she's suka

>>33118215
Ok, only for you

>>33118247
I forget the exact numbers, but if you joined the airforce the chance of you becoming a pilot is way offset by the chance of you being a ground technician or desk jockey.

You join the airforce for creature comforts and piss-easy PT, not excitement.

hi /co/

>>33118258
Soldiers need their fun time as much as the next guy.

>>33118272
Get out Luna, nobody likes you

>>33118270

Yeah, but I'd atleast like to try to get a pilot spot. I know everything else is fucking boring there.

>>33118197
I don't really care one way or another about the guy, but I have to cringe when I consider that he's become the face of the FiM fanbase. God forbid it becomes widely known that he's also got about two degrees of separation from the creepiest types of furry. Not that it's hard to explain to anyone that most fans aren't in that boat, but it's still a number of DO NOT WANT moments I'd rather avoid if I can.

>>33118272
Fuck, where's the original version of this?

>>33118223

Most of what I did involved surgery. Ranging from Orthopedic to...ugh...OBGYN. But before I nailed the ST NEC, I did some basic sick bay stuff. Ibprofein here, lazy doc had me put synthedic nylon stitching there.

I've been to Haiti. I've also worked in Great Lakes Boot Camp at one point, where you get all the suicidal sick little kids crying for their mommies.

Some time in Great Lakes. Some time in Afganistan. Some time in Haiti. Then I got out.

Honestly MLP helped bring me back down to earth. To take life less seriously. I fear the day I'll say "ev3ry p0ny" to my gf accidentally.

>>33118203
Sounds about right, well gl with caring for your mom.
You can always come to these threads for comfort
because
I hate all you assholes.

>>33118276
They sure do.

>>33118281
And everyone else who joined thought the same thing. Just saying, competition is fierce; the Air Force is probably full on their quotas, and the whole branch is slowly being scaled down as planes are being replaced with drones. You need to be one of their best candidates or you'll be degreasing engine parts until the end of your service.

>>33118215
>Listen to song
>Realize I have no friends
>Realize I haven't smiled in days
>Realize nobody cares or will ever care about me
And that was how a childrens song reduced me to tears.

>>33118312
shut up faget, time for ponies

>>33118312
It's true some days are dark and lonely; and maybe you feel sad, but Pinkie will be there to show you that it isn't that bad!

>>33118312
>that feel when you still need tissues before you can watch Sonic Rainboom
I wasn't ready for it the first time. I... I am not proud.

>>33118302
Or Security Forces. You haven't lived until you've done donuts on the frozen tarmac at 2am in a bread truck.

>sending soldiers into meaningless wars, being proud of them, and wailing when they die, when they shouldn't have been there in the first place
Sure smell like USA in here.

>>33118327
Like military Super Troopers?

Fuck what I said, join the Air Force.

>>33118302

My ex tried to join the airforce, but her ASVAB was WAY too low. She managed the Army and is studying how to field test oil or something.

Bootcamp Airforce is like taking a vacation. You get bunked with one other guy, in a hotel-like setting. Srsly sleep in a barracks like a real man.

>>33118326

SRB made you cry? What?

>>33118330

Friendly Reminder: Don't respond to this post.

>>33118330
Your a faget

You might be right but nobody cares

Could you really call twilight the main character anymore?

>>33118342
Can I respond to you?

If so, hey whats up Anon, how's things?

>>33118342
>implying anyone needs a reminder not to respond to Nopony

>>33118334
Air Force PT is easier than middle school gym class. It's kind of pathetic.

>kid tells me he enjoys ponies
>tell one of the asshats of the class that the kid likes ponies
>he tells everyone
>girls constantly laughed at him
>teacher even laughed at him
>his friends stop hanging out with him
>he tried to kill himself on monday by hanging himself in the bathroom

don't you ever talk shit about planetside

>>33118342
Why? You know it's true.

>>33118352
I can't stop laughing

Fuck

>>33118341
Like I say, I'm not proud. I could relate to Dash's self-confidence issues, and seeing her overcome them in an instant of glory reminded me I may never have the same. Feel free to call me pathetic, I am.

>>33118352
I'm laughing and I don't know why

>>33118347

Pretty good. I'm bored though, should be drawing.

How 'bout them ponies?

>>33118330

We're waking up.

I'm not mad that we're at war, just that we're not war-ing hard enough. Fucking Geneva Convention is a waste of parchment and lives.

The rest of the world already looks down upon America...why not just say fuck it and remind them what war really is?

>tear drops the size of pineapple chunks

>>33118368
Isolationist America is best America

>>33118352
it's the image that's doing it

>>33118374

Agreed let's get Ron Paul in here right now.

>>33118358
Nobody likes you, you piece of shit.
You're that one kid who always tags along no matter how obvious they make it they don't want you

>>33118367
Am I allowed to post pone?

>>33118380
the thing that scares me is Obama will probably win no matter what

>>33118381
But I like Nopony.

>>33118383

It's okay to post Dash getting her shit slapped.

But I still don't have to like you.

>>33118381
I don't care if anyone likes me or not.
I like being here.
At least I bring some colour in these threads.
And now with Faceless rarely showing up people need someone to hate.

>>33118385
It's him or Romney, and they're pretty much the same anyways.

I'm not scared anymore, just tired. If it gets really 1984/BraveNewLittleToaster in this bitch I'll just move to Canada. That should buy me a few years at least.

>>33118362
Are you me?

>>33118385
If only the republicans could get their shit together and actually nominate someone who wasn't a piece of shit.

>>33118394
That's what N4CH0S is here for.

>>>/pol/
>>>/pol/
>>>/pol/
>>>/pol/

>>33118404
He does do an excellent job

>>33118385
Why don't you vote for that nutjob who promised ponies for everyone, with his pony-based economic and zombie-made-energy?

>>33118385

I don't know....

Well I was going to say Romney would win, but he's a Rhino...a liberal posing as a conversative Republican.

But then I realized people would much rather vote for an actual Liberal Democrat rather than a Liberal Conservative. It's what happened to faggot McCain.

The Republicans will run someone so bad, the conservative voting nation won't even bother to vote. Then the Democrats will run someone else, and they'll win. The media has it down to a fucking science.

>>33118394
Why don't people like you nopony?
i need a reason to hate more tripfags:
NH4Ho3 or w/e
Nathan
Dino
Cease

Good day, MLPG, we're talking politics today? That's pretty gay, you do know that, right?

>>33118415
Because I'm an Applebasher.
I'm a Hungarofag.
And I'm retarded in general.

>>33118415
But dino isnt a tripfag

>>33118411
I'd vote for anybody who was going to give me a marshmallow pony. Like, regardless of their other policies.

>>33118385
My friend said he would give his life for Obama.

He was serious.

I'm just going to vote opposite of whatever he does after hearing that. What scares me is he's part of a group that thinks the exact same.

>>33118419
Give us another topic then, motherfucker

>>33118419

It's literally the worst thing.

Anyone want to play tf2 or something?

>>33118415

But Dino isn't even a tripfag anon.

Profile: If you're a trip/name fag and you don't contribute (art no shitty fabrics) then you're without a doubt, a shit eating faggot.

>>33118430
No, fuck you, no one wanted to play a few hours ago.

>>33118431
>>33118421

tripfag/namefag w/e
if they retard themselves then it's all the same in my book
and my book is large an unforgiving and old
and really nopony you haven't said anything to deeply offend this book, so i guess you should be proud

>>33118408

Agreed let's post more ponies.

Question:

Will they ever stop under mining Apple Jack?

>>33118447
It's a matter of time until I say something that makes people mad.
Like when I said that FAD wasn't THAT good.

>>33118448
>mining AJ?

I don't udderstand

>>33118458
Well,
everyone is guilty until proven innocent right?

>>33118448
Applejack will always be most unappreciated pony.

>The rest of the world already looks down upon America...why not just say fuck it and remind them what war really is?

The country that always has to be asked to join the genocidal fun? Seriously, europe has a bloody good ball going twice in the last century and you what, get into a little scuffle with the wogs here and there and think it's impressive? Bitch, europe's been killing itself in new and interesting ways for over three millenia now, americans think blowing shit with bombs is war. It's not. It's cutting the enemy's throat with your bronze sword, it's raping his woman, and putting his infant son on a spear in front of his household that's war.

>>33118458
FAD?

>>33118465
NDAA

>>33118467
And that is good. I can't wait to see the episode based around her where she isn't even there.

>>33118470
Family Appreciation Day

>>33118430

Probably the second worst thing, a religious debate would take the cake I'm sure. Goddamnit, MLPG.

>>33118478
Oh

>>33118469
>not stealing his pony away in front of his eyes, as he knows he can do nothing and knows you won't brush her hair right

>>33118480
Why would anyone debate the ultimate serenity and enlightenment of our Lunarian faith?

Oh wait, I know who, those Celestian fuckers. Go ask your fatass god for the honor of licking her shit, dogmatic morons

>>33118484
You ate the pony. trotters and and all.

>>33118480
Funny you posted pinkie, reminds me of the moral in FPK.

Thoughts?

>>33118461

They develop character for every other pony, except for hers. She just kinda sits there and smiles, or recently just supports secondary characters (AppleBloom). When they announce an episode about her, she's running away!

Really they should make her so Southern, it hurts. They're trying to play it safe so no one gets offended or whatever. Her southern twang is PART of her character!

And they could make an episode dedicated to work ethic starring her. That's her strong point! So far her shinning moment was her being stubborn.

>>33118495
>implying that I wouldn't willingly serve my princess any way she desired
you lunatics just don't understand. You're too scared to truly devote yourself to an ideal personality, so you need to go second best. Luna is fallible, Celestia isn't.

>>33118503
>most boring pony
She will never be improved.
All she can do is buck apples.

>>33118517
I hope you are not serious.

>>33118503
I think she's been developed fine so far. She's not totally absent; her role on the side has shown what kind of pony she is. She's the most down to earth and dependable of them. She doesn't badly need expansion because we already know her place in in the group dynamic, and that place offers her enough exposure through the antics her less stable friends get into.

>>33118498

Hey, I wasn't around when it aired, how big was the shitstorm?

>>33118497
If you eat the trotters, will you get the trots?

>>33118533

It almost destroyed the threads.

>"AJ is worst pony"

You guys are funny.

>>33118554
why hasn't this been ponified yet?

>>33118529
while I accept your opinion as contemplatable, i dislike your punny name.

>>33118561
It used to be worse.

>>33118469

Sorry your country is stuck with primitive bayonet trench fights. Bombing (or more accurately a threat of) has become the new face of war. Deal with it.

America has the potential and freedom to develop creative, scary means of warfare...but they don't because they feel their "better" than that.
All I'm saying is America could be much worst. The fact that they choose to soften their blows, when they could crush rocks with their clench fists says something about their true power. You've gotta be pretty amazing to allow yourself to be attacked repeatively, yet for the most part still play by the rules when everyone else is not.

America is scary...and every other country is deep down as afraid of them as anyone else.

It's all a matter of time.

>>33118554

>>33118551

Ha, I figure as much, glad I wasn't around.

>>33118575

I'll admit I was one of the ones arguing at the time. It all seems so silly now.

>>33118572
The brave soldiers of America bombing everything where they suspect enemy from miles away, killing innocents in the progress. Truly heroic.

>>33118551
>>33118575
>>33118585
Wait, what was there a shitstorm about? I thought the episode was generally well received.

>>33118594
The shitstorm was because everyone believed it had to do something with Christianity, when in fact, it didn't.

>>33118594
It spawned a religious debate until the next episode aired. That's why we don't talk about FPK...

>>33118585
Kudos for admitting that.
I came into the threads just after that and it all seemed silly from my viewpoint

Oh please god don't read that in the wrong way

>>33118527
>implying that if Celestia stood before you and demanded your service, you would disobey her

>>33118594

Feeling Pinkie Keen? It had something one could interpret as religious undertones, I guess.

>>33118603
>>33118604
Oh, FPK. I thought you were talking about FAD.

Yikes, yeah, I'm glad I wasn't around for that. Are those still in archive?

>>33118616
If they are, I'd be very interested in checking a couple of them out.

>that feel when you're on a shared, static IP and are once again banned, except now hotspot shield doesn't work and you only have a few GB of bandwidth left on your VPS this month
I'll miss you, mlpg
maybe I'll get to be productive

>>33118603
how did it not? faith in something for which there is no evidence? how is that not at least religion, if not christianity?

>>33118628
you wont

>>33118628

What did you get banned for?

>>33118616

Should be, yeah.

I think the consensus we reached was that the episode was good and entertaining, but had a poorly written ending that could be construed in confusing ways.

We don't really talk about it.

>>33118635

WE DON'T REALLY TALK ABOUT IT.

>>33118628
I know that feel.

>>33118635
Faust said it was about trusting your friends, even if you can't understand why they do what they do.
La Fin.

>>33118635

>>33118637
"Possible spambot"

Still, MLPG makes /everything/ hard, so this is probably a good thing

It's pretty sad that FPK even caused such a riot in the first place. It's as if the ponies had just told everyone to become a Nazi and slaughter the nearest Jew.

>>33118592

The ends justify the means.

But in all seriousness, do you really expect soldiers to go one on one with people willing to hide amongst the crowd, then blow themselves up?

The Red Coats fought by the rules in the Revolutionary War...and they fucking lost!

You change how you fight to get the job done. Efficiency over cinematics. The point is to win the war, not look like a hero. Your ideologic idocy is out-dated and laughable.

Also, at some point those people will realize we are more of a threat to them than the terrorist cowards who hide amongst them...and overpower them and bring them to us! By doing nothing, you are infact doing something!

You want to be a hero? Become an-hero and impress us all, because expecting America...ANYONE to fight like that is precisely that, suicide.

>>33118637
He didn't; someone else on the shared IP did something to earn the ban, so he can't access 4chan through that connection and has to use his own, which is due to hit it's monthly limit soon.

>>33118628
I had one like that once except it was a permaban.

I was mad.

>>33118628
>VPN
Problem solved.

>>33118681
>implying I have the spare cash to blow on something entirely to access MLPG with

This thread went way off topic...even by pony standards.

>>33118703
We've done worse.

>>33118693
I use a Hungarian one, which only costs 1500 Huf/month, which is fair, and I can use it to torrent in the dorm, bypass Megavideo time limits, play online games, etc.

>>33118703
That always happens, brocolate.

>>33118661

>idocy

I know it's a simple mis-spell, but the irony is delicous.

>>33118724
OH FOR FUCK SAKES!

>>33118721

>Heavy Lourde

God damn this made me unreasonably happy.

>>33118724
It's why I always triple check intelligent and genius

>>33117916
I LIKE YOU OP AND WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS

Fluttershy and Sweetie Bell singing request.
Not the best but was good practice.

>>33118721
>Heavy Lourde

>>33118572
no, you invented nothing in warfare except the machine gun. Even discounting the weapon that killed more men than any modern machination, the faithful spear...first military airplane-europe. first tanks-europe. first bomber-europe, first rocket-europe (in fact, chinese to be honest), first jet fighter...again, europe. First assault rifle..again, unsuprisingly, europe. "american" strategic missiles? all by german scientists captured after the war. America-born americans lack the bloodthirsty potential for war, they're the meek, the ones that ran away from the war-torn europe to the refuge of peaceful new world. Americans are nice people, but they're lacking that berserker madness all of europe has right under the crust of tophats and Eurovision.

>>33118711
yeah, but I can either do those things or never do, it'd literally just be for MLPG, and that's silly

>>33118744

Cute.

>>33118752
Well, we did invent the nuke. That's kind of a big deal.

>>33118765
Neumann János and other Europeans invented the atomic bomb, but they did it America.

>>33118773
PONIES DON'T BELONG IN BEDS!

>>33118721

Someone is making this mod, right?

RIGHT?

>>33118765

The Nuke was invented by European scientists, they were just paid by the US.

>>33118776
PROTIP: America is a nation of immigrants. We claim the accomplishments of anyone who calls themselves American.

>>33118776
>>33118765

Again, americans are great at building shit, that's without doubt, but they need someone to show them the military use of those things. The science team behind the bomb looks like list of european countries for the most part, even if the obedient, disciplined ants behind the physical product were americans.

Goddamnit enough with the politics, go to /v/ or something.

>>33118799
Right, let's have some pony.

>>33118776
>>33118786
>>33118793
Do you guys think there's some kind of American ethnic group or something? Any white American was originally European. By your reasoning only Native American inventions are truly "American"

>>33118786
ARE WE TALKING ABOUT NUKES?

>>33118744
cute, nice, and saved.

>>33118819

Oh my God, I LOVE pony!

>>33118820
You failed to comprehend what we tried to say on such a level that I... ah, fuck it...

Pony.

So I just had Nutella for the first time.

It really does taste more or less like chocolate frosting.

Why am I supposed to put it on bread?

>>33118842
>Neumann János and other Europeans
Neumann became a naturalized US citizen in 1937. Unless you were being sarcastic I don't know what else you were trying to say.

I've fucked my GF while wearing this mask while watching MLP, I'm not even fucking with you guys

I WONDER WHERE STARSCREAM IS THESE DAYS

>>33118838
ONLY FAGGOTS LIKE PONIES

>>33118852
because bread tastes like shit and it's better when it tastes like chocolate frosting?

>>33118864
was she wearing a rarity mask and neighing?

Poni poni poni

>>33118868
Confirmed for american. You don't have bread, you have bread-like plastic things that can stand in the open for days and still be edible.

>>33118868
I like bread.

I've just never thought to put chocolate on it.

>>33118862
He became a citizen, yes, but he was born in Hungary, and he studied in Budapest, Berlin and Zurich.
He wasn't american.

>>33118877
>Confirmed for american
sorry, but I'm from europe

>>33118744
Awww... Thanks.

>>33118852
Because chocolate makes everything taste better.

>>33118891
EVEN CHOCOLATE?

>>33118891
"What are we going to do on the bread?"

>>33118887
Do you think someone has to be born in America to count as American?

>>33118897
Especially chocolate.

>>33118887
Sure he was, americans say he was so he was, it' simple! and by the way, Copernicus was a woman too.

>>33118869

No, she was acting like applejack during the whole thing, and wearing a hat like hers, was the oddest/hottest fuck I've ever done.

>>33118896

>dat Big Mac

>>33118897
Especially Lisa, but especially Bart.

I forgot what we were talking about.

>>33118900

>>33118891
I'd like to spread that pony if you know what I mean

>>33118903
Do you think an invitation to be professor and a citizenship makes anyone a true american?

>>33118900
I've seen that joke maybe five times now, and it's still somehow funny.
Pomf =3

>>33118915
NO I DON'T THINK I DO

>>33118915

I'd lick her sauce, if you know what I mean.

>>33118917
If you think it doesn't I think you don't understand what it means to be American.

What a quaintly European view.

needs more coke pony

>>33118936
Then enlighten me, what it means to be a true American?

>>33118866

Then I'm the biggest faggot in the history of man.

All the food ponies are trapped in a room for several weeks.

Who's left?

>>33118929

I'd make her fizz, if you know what I mean

>>33118929
NO I REALLY DON'T
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?

>>33118944
They all climb inside the fridge and have a food-pony party.

>>33118954
>rape

>>33118941
Not that guy but after he's done I'd like to hear your definition

>>33118941
Anyone who embraces the core values of America and wants to live and work here, I'm proud to call my fellow American. America is less about land and blood and more about ideals. This fresh outlook on national identity is something Europeans seem to have a hard time understanding.

>>33118929
>sprinkle parmesan to wake her
>it's like a foodpony winter wonderland
>she's the happiest spaghetti in the world

>>33118964
>then she gets eaten

>>33118969
Well this is someones fetish at least

>>33118969
>she offers you ball after ball of her delicious spaghetti mane
>it grows back almost instantaneously

>somewhere, a nerd becomes slightly less awkward in public with each bite

>>33118969
>>33118978
>vore fetishists are known to browse MLPG
>we've been talking about food ponies for weeks now
OH GOD

>Pffth

>>33118953

>Coke pony infests MLPG
>don't really care for her, although the concept is interesting
>see this
>most adorable/amusing thing I've ever seen in forever

Only you, /co/. If I'm not mistaken, the artist is called Rose?

>>33118964
>she makes a snow man made entirely out of cheese

>>33118989
I think that's Tess.

>>33118989

Pretty sure that's tess.

>>33118989
Actually, that's Tess.

>>33118989
That one's Tess.

It's easy to mistake the two because you're too busy dying of diabetes and a heart attack to make out the finer details.

I need more food ponies.
Just because.

>>33118994

Hhhnnnngggg

Pizza pone or spaghetti pone should also dance with breadsticks.

>>33118953
oh coke pone, you're so adorable

>>33118963
He went to America because our country was fucked without lube at the end of WWI and we didn't have the money to fund his researches. He lived there, yes, but not because he wanted to be a Proud American.

>>33119008

>>33118995
>>33119001
>>33119002

Huh. Could've fooled me. Not that doing that is hard.

>>33118989
>mistaken for Rose
>yet again

>>33119008
Well they are delicious and nutritious.
Except Burger pony and Candy pony.
Or Milk Pony when she goes bad.

>>33119021
There are some subtle differences in their styles.

Tess favors bigger eyes while Rose usually has bigger cheeks. Usually.

>>33119012
Lived here for over 20 years and died here.

And unless you can produce something from him saying he never wanted to be American, you can't speak for his motivations.

>>33118113

>They started it

Happens that you are native in Afghanistan?

>>33119036
I was mistaken for Rose once. It was nice.

>>33119036

>candy pone

You mean treats pone? She bursts into treats, it's kinda her thing.

>>33119036
Tess you need to put big watermark right in the center of your images

Greetings from Canada

STUDIO B (who animates MLP FiM) WAS FOUNDED IN VANCOUVER! <-- that is in Canada, (in North America) you shitty-in-geography

Fuck you America, fuck you.

>>33119036
I recognize them as distinct but I sometimes forget which style belongs to which person

>>33119036
>that feel when salad pony hides in the crisper drawer
>that feel when she tells you she thinks the others won't like her because she's not as tasty as them
>that feel when you introduce her to dressing pony and they become fast friends

>>33119057
Who are you talking to?

>>33119057
and is still located in canada.

>>33119060
This. I just remember Tess for all the curvy lines and the :D faces.

>that feel when poni

>>33119036

So sue me, I don't really care to remember people's names unless they give me something worth caring for. Which you and Rose have, so congrats on winning the attention of some random loser.

>>33119057

>>33119050
I was too.

And then GG drew a sleepyhead dollpony

>>33119036
Tess.. the is a milk poni?

show.....

>>33119069
ok, just this description is too cute. i would love to see a picture of this.

goddamnit, why? so many cute food/drink/sleepy/fluffy pones... my heart can't take this much longer.

>>33119055
That doesn't make her any better for your teeth.
>>33119056
Tried sigs. Hated 'em. Never doing 'em again.
Sigs suck.
>>33119069
Aaawwww.

I'm gonna go pass out for a while.Posting this for all one of you who like unicorns as much as I do.

>>33119080
>dat lip bite
my boner will avenge you, heart

>>33119092
>>33119069
perdy daawworthable

>>33119102
I don't mean a sig. I mean a big huge fuck off red watermark right across the center.

>>33119116
This Anon has the right idea

>>33119102
TESS

>>33119080
It's a very pony feel.

>>33119074
I do have a tendency for :D face, don't I....
>>33119091
It was drawn by someone else along with other breakfast ponies.
I don't have the pic, but they're prety cute.
>>33119116
Ew gross. No no nonono. Not even in joking.
>>33119122
Hi.

News from Australia:
"Bungee Cord Snaps, Jumper Falls In Crocodile Infested Waters"
God clearly didn't like that guy

>>33119056

>>33119102
You should draw a foodpony chasing its tail because it's a little hungry

>>33119131
NICE

>>33119131

Brilliant.

>>33119130
Wait, a different one to the Aussie that recently had a snap happen while on holiday in Zimbabwe?
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8399970/terror-bungee-fall-like-being-slapped-tourist

>>33119135
But which one?

>>33119194

Pizza pone has the most delish tail I think.

>>33119202

Kind of already done.

>>33119211
Damnit Tess draws good stuff

>>33119211
How can food ponies not eat themselves?

>>33119219

>>33119219
>>33119036
>IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
>>33119222
They go on diets?

>>33119248
I think they are just trolling you at this point

SWEDISH PEOPLE (prolly all over scandinavia)
THEY ARE SELLING THE MACDONALDS TOYS NOW

GO GO GO!

>>33119248
But If I were a delicious food I sure as hell couldn't keep myself from at least nibbling at myself.

>>33119248
stop having similar styles.

>>33119248
If my art were regularly mistaken for Rose's I would be so happy.

Magic apples.

I like this anthro Twilight.

>>33119292
THOSE LEGS SEEM WRONG TO ME

>>33119288
Not enough spagetti.

>>33119264
Food ponies magically regenerate their foodparts

Coke and milk pones refill, pizza, slaw and spaghetti pones regrow their manes and tails and so on

>>33119292

I kind of like it too. It's cute. I can't explain it.

>>33119289
gb2/a/

how do i get friends /co/?

>>33119289

That expression kind of confuses me. It doesn't really make any sense in the context of the picture. It's just the generic half-lidded expression that anime girls have on in every picture slapped on a pony.

>>33119323
>help i'm a pony

>>33119270
I'll try. Time to become SB.
>>33119297
Part of it might be that they're waaaay out of proportion. Arms too.
Or it could just be the anthro aspect. I dunno.
>>33119307
So food ponies will never go hungry?
Coolio.

>>33119338
No, become Noel

please

>>33119292
As do I, but something about how that artist does the legs always weirds me out a little for some reason.

>>33119292

I prefer this anthro Twilight

>>33119353
The looks on the last panel are priceless.

>Anthro
celestia.jpg

>>33119360
>dat dialogue

Always a pleasure

>>33119360
The phrasing of that last sentence is so awkward

It sounds too much like an activity. Like he was looking for a hobby and thought "Hmm, what about foot fetishism? I could try that out."