No but we keep it in one general thread right now.

Here is the most recent
>>33089461

>get home early
>mom is in the living room
>naked
>on all fours
>wearing a Rarity mask
>whyboner
>she starts neighing at me
>I fuck her from behind
>cum on the back of her head
>she whinnies

>rape

Post "smile smile smile" or a variation thereof in this thread if you're an autistic piece of shit

Fucking TF2 keeps crashing

>>33092193
No spaghetti this time?

>>33092193

You're not gonna stop posting this, right?

Holla hollla get dollars.

>>33092193

>>33092224
Isn't this self defeating? You always post that, ergo, are you not what you put forth?

>>33092229

>gabe

everyone in this thread is getting >raped

>yfw Rainbow Dash's parents make an appearance in the upcoming hospital episode

>>33092246
Keep that thing away from me!

>>33092193
These aren't funny.

>>33092230
>get home early
>mom is in the living room
>naked
>on all fours
>wearing a Rarity mask
>whyboner
>she starts neighing at me
>she looks me in the eyes and says "Look, IT HAS BEGUN"
>I cum and exclaim that the gods should be renounced

>>33092224
but you just did

need spaghetti

>>33092246

>>33092230
>That feel when you cant eat spaguetti now

Fucking bronycon!

>>33092258

>>33092246

Why are there dead people on the floor?

>>33092246
Boobs, bo boo boobs boobs boob bo boobs boo boob

>>33092283
She hungers for more.

>>33092229
I know that feel bro.

>>33092280

Gabe would love food ponies.

>>33092279
>That feel when I'm eating spaghetti right now

>>33092265
IF THEY EVER APPEAR THEY BETTER BE AWESOME AND COOL

>>33092265
Bueno.

>>33092265
As ghosts?

>>33092302
Can you feel the oil?

>>33092265
how pretty do you think mrs. dash is

Look at this picture while listening to this vocaroo

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vet14hcdHgNmCd21z

>>33092306
They are not awesome and cool, that's why she kicked them out of her home

>>33092283
That's what people do at cons, they sleep on the filthy fucking floor like animals because they're too cheap to pay for a hotel room.

>>33092322
Yes

>>33092326
dashie is very pretty
so probably quite pretty too

>>33092329
SHE KICKED THEM OUT OF HER HOME?
THAT'S HARDCORE MAN

>>33092326
Why would all of them have rainbow-hair when only one of them is Rainbow Dash?

>>33092279
can someone explain what spaghetti has to do with bronycon, I see it mentioned all the time but I don't get it

>>33092265

at the morgue

>>33092326
She's one hot mama.

>>33092357

>>33092357
4chan meme.

>>33092366
Boner engaged!

>>33092356
MAYBE THEY ARE ALL CALLED RAINBOW SOMETHING!

>at bronycon with my mom
>get to hotel room
>mom strips
>gets on the bed on all fours
>puts on Rarity mask
>neighs
>whyboner
>I feed her my apple
>cum on her saggy tits
>she whinnies

>>33092326

this is rainbow dash's mom (g4 dash is rainbow dash jr.)

she always dresses in style

>>33092400
Keep that shit out of here.

Hey /co/, would you accept a return ticket to Equestria if after the first day of being able to go anywhere and do whatever you want, you would be called into Celestia's throne room, where she'd envelop you in her wings and strip you of your will, filling you with nothing but the desire to serve her as well as you can until the date of your return to Earth, where you'd be returned to normal and given a choice of whether you wanted to stay here, happy and hers, or return home to a mildly depressing existance?

>>33092400
That bitch is fucking horrible! And you call that style? Im sure you have a fedora.

>>33092366
Well wait, do they mean Rainbow or do they mean her wife Pinkie?

this is the origin of the spaghetti thing

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=127513903&page=1

>>33092306
No

Dash's parents should be outstandingly lame and boring

>>33092410
Shut up Nanaki.

>>33092416
Her mom. But no one is hotter than Granny Smith mom.

>>33092423
I said Celestia, not Trixie

My ass hurts, that was a big dump

>>33092431
"BACK IN MY DAY, PEOPLE KNEW HOW TO BUCK. An' I don't mean APPLES!"

>>33092419
That would be cool too.

>>33092418
Thanks. I've been wondering about the source.

>>33092451
...Okay I laughed.

>>33092457

Good to know.

you get to fuck a pone

it's granny smith

present day granny smith, you pedo

what do

Porn thread?

CELESTIA BECOMES FREE MANSON AND FORCES EQUESTRIA TO AUTO-FELLATIO

How does Gilda save everyone?

Does anyone have humanized RarityXSpike , been searching for that one that was posted 2 days ago...

>>33092271

GUESS WHO JUST RECEIVED THEIR NEW SET OF BALL WEIGHTS?

>>33092496
That is one sexy moot.

>>33092457
Fiber, brah. You'll shit epic turds but they just fall right out.

>>33092403
>rope

>>33092492
NOPE

>>33092505
Why hello there, Ballsanon.

>>33092505
Eggy Kun?

>>33092505
Ballsanon! Give them to Nanaki!

>>33092505
OH NO!

>>33092492
>present day granny smith, you pedo
>you pedo
>pedo

>>33092505

MLPG...

>>33092306
Dash's parents should be completely normal. Not awesome and cool, not boring and embarrassing. Just loving parents who care deeply for their daughter, and wish she wouldn't push herself so hard in training; she could get hurt.

>>33092562
What kind of reaction is that?

did squeak ever finish the next chapter in that Caralight story he was working on?

>>33092399
It's time for you to get some new material Incestanon

If your going to go on and on about rarity then stop beating around the bush with your motherfucking fantasies and just get round to the actual pony rarity with incest

here, I'll even throw in this picture of her parents so you can stop trying to force your shitty fetish in every thread ever and maybe make something actually good

>>33092576
Nope, he got hit by a bus. The story is done forever...

>>33092505
Mmmm, BraveSpark is underage and this guy keeps showing his balls to him, isn't that illegal in the US?

>>33092563
Here I always figured her father was an actuary consultant and her mother is a rocket scientist.

>>33092581
the >rape bus?

>>33092571

Dumbfounded.

>>33092581

>>33092595
THERE ARE NO BRAKES IN THE >rape BUS!

What if Rainbows parents were Earth ponies?

GENETICS

>>33092584
that's wolf nanaki though

>>33092563
What if they were really inattentive parents, and she always did her stunts to get their attention?

>>33092609
Well she is an attention horse.

>>33092604
What if your Genetics orbits my dick?

>mom gets hit by the >rape bus
>dies
>her clothes fly off
>I put a Rarity mask on her
>use chest compressions to make her whinny
>cum in her hair

>>33092604
Pony sex doesn't work like that.

>>33092604
PLEASE MR BREEZY!
THAT'S A RIDICULOUS THEORY

>>33092576
Squeak is still in intensive care from an incident at bronycon when a rarity cosplayer sat on him

We wish him a speedy recovery

>>33092595
>>33092603
NOT THE RAPE BUS AGAIN!

>>33092502
Zecora becomes president

>>33092609
What if they figured that out, felt bad about it, and started paying more attention to her, and then Rainbow took this is a cue that that's the only way she can ever get anypone to care about her?

>>33092546

OH YEAH!

>>33092306
Her parents are just average people, but she hates them for not being awesome

>>33092627
What if her dad is like Indiana Jones' dad, and makes her count to ten in latin before he listens to her?

we named the dog Rainbow

I really liked the /phoenix/ board of Ponychan, there were actually good music discussions really!. Suddenly a mod changed it to a board books related, why.

>>33092651
link to this, now.

Hey guys can we talk about the show?
Can we talk about this pony?
Let's give him a name.

>>33092678
You don't deserve it for being a fucking casual

http://ask-mlp-general.tumblr.com/

>>33092692
he has a name...

>>33092692
He have a canon name.

>>33092692
...His name is Apple Strudel.

>>33092692
He already has a canon name faggot

>>33092692
He has a name, stupid. A CANON name.

>>33092692
Ricola pony

>>33092692
He has a name doesn't he? soemthing to do with Strudel

>>33092663
SHE NEVER ASKED FOR THIS

>>33092663
I keep reporting but nothing is happening.

>>33092662
So she keeps ratcheting up the x-treme stunts?

sounds good.

my mind is full of scrunch

>>33092719
report to the FBI

>>33092692
dude has a name. Uncle Apple Strudel AKA Lieter Hoes In

>>33092673
Aw, shucks, you know Dash is one of those girls that start 'rebelling' at 14 by fucking up their homework and blaring music while reading trashy 'zines.

Probably shit like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhGqn2gLpQw

>>33092704
Grampa Strudel.

>>33092710
I like this. Let's call him that.

>>33092668
Or what if her parents are much more awesome than Dash and constantly rub it in her face that she'll never be as cool as them? Her whole life when she was doing stunts they'd just criticize her about how much cooler they would have done them

>>33092727
wut

Leder Pie. Because that's clearly Lederhosen.

>>33092727
> dragon rape-circle
Now why do I presume this started over at BadDragon forums?

I hate you people so much.

>>33092773
cheer up!

>>33092773
No, I hate you more

>>33092773
What's the matter? Doesn't your mom wear a Rarity mask and neigh so you'll fuck her?

>>33092773
Love you too anon.

>>33092773
we love you too, anon

>>33092736
Apple Strudel's son, Adolf Strudel, would later become a notorious war criminal.

and the reason why Twist's grandparents had to flee to Ponyville

>>33092773
Oh ballsanon you so mad

>>33092738
>that feel when Dash's parents didn't give a damn, so she started rebelling by doing really well in school then dropping out

>>33092773

The feeling may or may not be mutual.

>>33092773
NO YOU DON'T!

>>33092677
I've been there once and I know why, there's a sticky or something explaining it
the board changes topics when mods decide

>>33092804
I am not ballsanon, fuck you.

>>33092724
Yep. That's what put her on the hospital in the upcoming episode. Her parents blame themselves, and are having a hard time with the situation.

See, they've never told Rainbow how they feel, always wanted to apologize for their lack of care in her formative years, but have never had the courage to, and even now that it's come to a head with their daughter's injury, they're swimming in guilt and can't bring themselves to visit. They just don't want to upset their little girl.

>OP's pic

>>33092790
I don't think ill ever be able to think about this scenario without laughing hysterically

>>33092827
Eww thats gay anon.

>>33092827
> in a very special episode of My Little Pony, we learn that Dash is still technically a legal minor at 17, having faked her ID's and work permits for years.
> the gang learns all about labor laws and the magic of reading fine legal print.

>>33092817
>depressedpone.jpg

>>33092799

>>33092806
Isnt she a canon flight school drop out?

I heard Applejack had to take Winona out for a ride.

Does this count?

>>33092868
They never said that.

I'm still here and patiently waiting with a bottle of wine.

>>33092849
Oh god, I loled.

>>33092849
>she started bringing home other fillies, and her parents didn't even get upset

That's what really set her off.

>>33092872

>>33092875
Sonic Rainboom, watch it, love it

>>33092872
How did your mom fit into that costume?

These threads, man.

>>33092872
Is it tiem?

>>33092875
this at 6:38
>>33092897

>>33092868
The pegasus bullies taunted her over being kicked out of flight school. I believe she countered saying she didn't get 'kicked out'.

Question is, did she leave the school for some other reason, or are they just brain damaged? Keep in mind they straight up deny the sonic rainboom that they inadvertently helped create. They may just be being twats.

>>33092849
God I would kill for a "very special episode" of MLP.

>>33092893
Hehehe

>>33092849

Introducing a lawyer pony Fine Print.

>>33092938
Gay.

>>33092897
Was that a school or just a camp? I can't remember. Is it the equivalent of driver's ed?

Also:

Even after making love to her own mother while she was wearing a Rarity mask, RD still couldn't get the attention she wanted.

Any jabronies have a stream? I'm fucking hungry and can't watch anything without pony.

>>33092950
you disgust me

>>33092577
You see now why Rarity has to put so much effort into keeping up her appearance. She didn't exactly come from the best breeding stock.

On the other hand, take a look at Granny's flashback and you'll notice a trend: Every single member of the Apple/Smith family is hot as fuck. They only stop being hot when they get REALLY old.

>>33092938
God, I would kill OVER a "very special episode" of MLP.

>>33092950
Oh snap it's Leth with the marker.
FUCK YOU

>>33092950

>>33092938
Call of the Cutie. It's all about puberty.

>>33092960
Oh well. That line was fun while it lasted.

>>33092969
I love you too, anon.

>>33092937
And she is an amazing flier regardless so they could have just been assholes to her

She does nap alot though

Pony should piledrive pony

>>33092980
YOU LYING! IS ABOUT PONIES.

>>33092928
Billy: Well well well. What do we have here?
Hoops: It's our old friend, Rainbow Crash!
Billy: Get kicked outta any flight schools lately?
Billy, Hoops, and Score: [laughs]
Rainbow Dash: I didn't get kicked out.
Billy: Face it, Rainbow Crash. Flight school had too many rules, and not enough naptimes for you.

>>33092980
Needs more rape, molestation, drugs and alcohol.

>>33092957
> Lawyer pony, named Fine Print
ALL MY DAMN MONEY.

>>33092998
Keep dreaming!

>>33092988
LETH LOVES A-NOOOOON!

LETH LOVES A-NOOOOON!

>>33093007
Go watch family guy or something.

>>33093000
You don't have to get kicked out to drop out.

/r/ing coke pone

>>33092872

mmmmmaybe

>>33092992

>shhhh, I can hear the Вutthurt

>>33092992
What's up with the rubber gloves? Is that like a crop from a pic of Pinkie dipping Twilight or something?

>>33092968
>>33092968
COME ONE HANDOVER THE PONY STREAMS

>>33093016
I heard Leth and anon did it in the bathroom at 5th period.

>>33093016
Leth's always loved Anon.

>>33093033
go watch an episode on youtube you autismal fuck

/r/ing coke pone
hurry anons I have school in an hour

>>33093035
Oh my gawd. I'm texting FiMchan right. Now. This is too juicy.

>>33092938
>that feel when it's all about scootaloo and sweetie belle coming to terms with the changes in their body and their newfound feelings for their friend, applebloom
>that feel when they're tutored by Twilight and Dash and half the episode is dedicated to winding a relationship into the existing episodes of the show
>that feel when it ruins everything and applebloom is straight anyway

>>33093019
Do you even know what a "very special episode" is?

Fucking Christ, coloring Twilight's mane is no fun

>>33093052
what's an autismal fuck like and how does it compare to a hate fuck

>>33093052
>>33093052
But I'm all alone there.....

>>33092992

>open picture
>distracted by the individual hairs of Twilight's tail

how can she be so perfect?

>buy ball weights
>get home
>mom is naked in the living room
>bottle of coke up her ass
>wearing a Rarity mask
>she doesn't have the iTunes rip of the latest episode
>bronycon ticket on the carpet
>"Dealing With An Autistic Child" on the coffee table
>she neights enticingly at me
>etc

>>33092893
God, I know people like this. Maybe Dash wouldn't be the sort, but she tries so hard to be EXTREME so often, well, it's possible.

>>33093025
YOU ALWAYS POST WHEN I'M EATING MAN AND I CAN NEVER FINISH WHAT I'M EATING BECAUSE I START THINKING OF YOUR BALLS TOUCHING MY FOOD AND PUBIC HAIR GETTING EVERYWHERE I HATE YOU BALLSANON I HATE YOU

>>33093008
He's a junior partner in the famous legal firm of Poena, Fide, Bono & Corpus

>>33092937
She would have said something more like "I passed - better than you" had she not dropped out.

>>33093073
>Not shipping Sweetie with Scoots
>2012

taking scootaloo related draw requests

>>33092938
>S2E21 - Coke Pony
>Pinkie discovers a new, 'special' kind of sugar that makes her feel extra good, but when she starts stealing to pay for more, her friends have to intervene.

>>33093110

>>33093127
RAINBOW DASH

>>33093119
>Scootabelle

>>33093127
Scootaloo as Duke Nukem all buff holding Applebloom and Sweetie Bell on her shoulders as ponyville is on fire.

>>33093127
Scootaloo punching ballsanon in the dick

>>33093089
magic, I'm pretty sure
she must cast a beautification spell on her mane every day, just to make it that pretty

i'm just saying
if you wouldn't make a mixed drink of a white russian topped with chocolate syrup served in a hollowed out giant marshmallow..

>>33093127
Scootaloo eating out Rainbow Dash's pussy.

>>33093150
ballsanon has no dick
only balls

>>33092970
>Every single member of the Apple/Smith family is hot as fuck
>EVERY single member

dude

what?

>>33093127
cheerilee trying to talk scoot from jumping from the stop of the school

>>33093131
An episode about Pinkie doing cocaine?
>allofmybits.jpg

>>33093158
Nope.

>>33093131
>Coke Pony

>>33093158
I have to do that some day
Sounds delicious

>>33093033

you called us bronies, i'm afraid you must kill yourself.

no streams for you.

>>33093016
Leth loves ballsanon?

>>33093165
Are you trying to claim that Apple Bloom is ugly?

You make me sick.

Since only shit posters talk off topic, NEW TOPIC!

>>33093119
>implying they won't turn to each other in their depression and start a long and fulfilling relationship, eventually getting married and becoming g5's lyra and bon-bon

>>33092893
>Be a slut
>People don't care
>Get assmad
Why are real women so disgusting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NbyUtARW6I

Christ I love this song and his Celestia Origins song.
Seriously, the guy has quickly become my favourite artist in the music part of the fandom.

I know nothing about making music though - to me it sounds good, but does anyone know what kind of quality this is on a technical level?

>>33093110

>that feel when pubic hair tickles your throat

>>33093093
Does anyone have the iTunes rip of the latest episode?

>>33093025

>>33093197
It's fucking great on a technical level, it's actually better than a lot of movie soundtracks

so is this the new general?

>>33093221
That's not really a high bar you've set there.

>>33093179
>>33093179
Sorry MRPG, I rack disiprine.

I will do sudoku now.

>>33093225
Sweetie phone home

>>33093131
I'm surprised it isn't called MOON SUGAR.

>>33093228
Let me rephrase it
He is the best musicians ever to grace the MLP fandom

>>33093225
Yeah, for quite a while. Where the fuck have you been?

Wait a minute... I recognize you...

YOU'RE THE IKA SPAMMER!

NO. THIS IS NOT THE GENERAL. IT IS SOMEWHERE ELSE.

>>33093248
Who is Daniel Ingram?

>>33092577
I dunno, Rarity's mom looks like she was very attractive in her youth probably was a cheerleader or something, and that's probably how she and Rarity's dad (football player) met.

>>33093165
Apple Bloom will be a looker when she grows up.

I'm saying that the Apples are naturally good-looking pones.

>>33093191
Shipping those 2 is practically shipping rarity and rd

Thread needs more Rarity

>>33093204

>>33093256
>Fandom

>>33093248
That's not really a high bar you've set there.

>>33093246
Nah, that's one in season 3 with Luna becoming addicted to crystal meth.

>>33093256
A SEXY AS FUCK MOTHERFUCKER

>>33093246
>You will never take orders from a shirtless old skooma addict with abs you could shape steel on

>>33093265
But Sweetie is not like Rarity at all.

>>33093221
I thought as much. I wonder if this guy does any soundtrack work? I could definitely listen to an album of this guys stuff.

And I don't even usually like this genre of music - aside from the Deus Ex : HR soundtrack.

>>33093257
Every time I look at this thumbnail I see eyepatches.

>>33093256
Just some shitposter who always leaves capslock on

>>33093264
well, when your breeding stock is full of "dat ass", it's hard not to be hot
I just feel sorry for the boys in applebloom's class. Between a hot teacher and a hotter classmate, they're not going to learn anything.

If Rainbow Dash's parents ever make an appearance in the show I'd guess it would be less than an hour before the porn emerges

>>33093280
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GIVE ME THE MONEY!

Seriously guys can I have a download link for the iTunes rip?

>>33093315
pony google doc

>>33093308
took 11 minutes this time
fucking kevinsano

>>33093256
Someone who died a little inside at bronycon

>>33093264
But anon, Applebloom grew up intocoke pony.

>>33093330
>kevisano

Lol no im talking about good porn.

>>33093314
COME AND GET IT OUT OF MY MUSICAL ASSHOLE

>>33093331
Oh no. That face really screams "oh no, oh no, please no, oh no."

>>33093312
Whorebitch slut

>>33093197

From a writing stand point, it wouldn't be very difficult for people who have actually taken music theory.

From an instrumentalist's perspective, I don't know, intermediate?

>>33093280
DANIEL-SAN!

HEY DANIEL-SAN!

SINCE YOU LIKED OUR RENDITION OF AT THE GALA SO MUCH I WAS THINKING WE COULD SING YOU THE PET SONG NEXT

>>33093251

brb MLPG just gonna go do a massive shit

>>33093331
God, you can see his soul fleeing his body.

>>33093257
Why is Rarity so adorable in this pic.

>>33093110

You shouldn't let balls interfere with your diet like that

>>33093330
that hack has done the exact same pose so much his arm practically does it on it's own

>>33093351
You can feel his pain...

>>33093288
I don't think he does any soundtrack work

>>33093330
I wouldn't be surprised if he already had the dick and the head drawn and just had to add the features.

>>33093355
why is scootabelle so adorable
I wonder if they let applebloom join in the fun

>>33093367
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

kill me

>>33093363
>flarity

>>33093329
Where is pony google doc?

>>33093354
NIGGER THAT SONG WAS AWFUL AS FUCK
HOW DARE YOU RUIN A WORK OF ART

>>33093379
now I can't stop imagining him spending all day drawing featureless heads sucking dicks

Hey, does anyone have a good way to 'search' the archive for certain text? Someone linked a way once, but I'm a loser and lost it.

>>33093386
>scootabelle
Nigga that's humanised sweetie x sweetie.

>>33093403
google:
keywords go here site:arch.413chan.net

Tonto, are you around?

>>33093386
But that's not Scootabelle.

>>33093398
>One of your songs
>A work of art

GIVE ME THE FUCKING MONEY

>>33093403
Google
site:arch.413chan.net "text"

Alternatively download the entire archive and search on your own computer

>>33093417
fuck you I just saw orange and white and my imagination did the rest

>>33093367
I JUST THREW OUT A WHOLE PIZZA WHAT ARE THOSE EVEN FOR? WHAT DO THEY DO? DO THEY MAKE YOUR BALLS STRONGER OR SOMETHING? WHY ARE THEY EVEN A THING?

>>33093403
archive.no-ip.org/co/search/username/Deafdefiler/

>>33093403
You can set google to search text from a single site.

Do you have the
>See this on /co/, I'll never be as good
pics?

Can you post it?

sometimes, when I'm reading a thread, I really really wish all of you would come into some significant physical pain soon
but no matter how hard I wish you are all here posting the next day

>>33093386
>scootabelle
motherfucker, look at the HAIR.

>>33093331
He's such a trooper...

>>33093444

>>33093429
LIKE ME ON FACEBOOK FIRST

>>33093430
>download the entire archive
I wonder how much memory it takes.
>>33093437
Mankind, thats why.

>>33093442
a straight plain-text match would be nice, though
google tries to be too clever for it to really work well searching here

>>33093257
>Rarity's dad
>a unicorn
>not earth pony
Why do you think she got so butthurt when DDs called her a mule?

>>33093442
Wow MLPG is so full of information! You guys are fantastic.

Maybe next time you can make a tutorial on how to open a picture on 4chan!

>>33093449
Not even I have this much hate, and I'm a misanthrope. Chill bro.

>>33093398
IF ingram has a shadow I want to meet it.

>>33093468
>implying ponies can crossbreed

Do you even watch the show?

>>33093458
I ALREADY DID THAT I like you in every single instance of life

>>33093457
i know that feel

>>33093480
But faust say they can.

>twist now hangs with diamond tiara and silver spoon because poni come in tripples and her old "friend" shuns her.

>>33093463
Just the HTML? 200K per thread or so.

>>33093444

>>33093469

>>33093457
everyone started somewhere brah.

>>33093437

They make my balls ache all nice and deep like.

>>33093495
She was hanging out with the CMC and Nathan pony.

>>33093457
This is the way I treat drawing.

Fucking genetically superior drawfags.
They also can afford tablets and shit, that I can't.

sad feel.

>>33093480
someone post the Faust confirmation that they can.

>>33093480
Word of god.

>>33093437
They are for scaring casuals.

>>33093463
Took me three days, and 45~GB

>>33093483
THEN WHY ISN'T MY DICK BEING SUCKED RIGHT NOW?

>>33093529
>>33093530
Thiessen should rape everything Faust say just for shit and giggles.

>>33093480
Of course they can

>>33093529

Weird dream tiem.

This one happened to me the other day.

Setting was like this:
>Be a human
>Live in Equestria, somehow this is normal
>Be good friends with Twilight Spuckle

Events that followed were less pleasant:
>live in an appartment building somewhere in Equestria
>Somehow there's a fire
>Panic and somehow end up killing a pone

Not sure how I did it, but iirc in my panicked stated I closed and locked a door on him to keep the fire out of the room I was in.

>I escape, pone dies
>Nobody knows this
>Skip ahead some time
>Turns out pone I killed survived somehow
>Outlawed now, cops looking for me
>Try to convince Twilight to hide me
>She rats me out and tells the Princess of my whereabouts
>Arrested
>Banished to the fucking sun by Celestia
>The. Fucking. Sun.

I woke up after this. Shit, that was a sucky dream. Fucking Twilight ratting me out, fucking hate that cunt now.

Goddamn.

>>33093551
BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO DICK!

>>33093536
>Windows 7 watermark
Pff hahaha casual

>>33093556
Fuck that particular piece of >fanon
It's 100% bullshit and you all know it.

>>33093468
She just said mules were ugly, and mules ARE ugly, do you even watch the show?

>>33093577
THEN WHAT THE HELL AM I WRITING MUSIC WITH?

>>33093579
I did do it on Windows, going to learn Linux for just this sort of thing after season two.

>>33093471
Oh, I am relaxed
I just wish you people would be hurt

>>33093584
Is he here now? Is he taking requests? did I miss it/

>>33093587
IT'S FAUST DICK FAG...

>>33093536
>visipics
>searches for duplicate images

THANK YOU, downloading now

>>33093523
Tablets can be as cheap as 40-50€ for a larger one. And by "larger" I mean larger than a post card.
If I can draw a pony, anyone can.
Easy for me to say, I got this one for free

>>33093583
Ha ha, Dinky forever. Cry some moar you buttraped faget.

>>33093574
>expecting Twilight to not tell her mentor and the god-empress you're a murderer
dude you're a bad person, she isn't, what do you expect?

>>33093570
>As long as they are married
Ponies confirmed for not sluts

>>33093574

>Twlight's face when

Which pony has the most beautiful mane

>>33093627
No shit.

>>33093641
Luna and Celestia.

>>33093607
It doesn't pick up on gifs, and you risk a total crash with the program if it's to large

>>33093584
>that feel when sweetie will never disap-
wait
awesome
>that feel when sweetie disapproves of you

>>33093598
Watermark is the text in the bottom right corner which appears in beta and pirated installs, can be removed though. Jeez this is no fun when I have to explain the joke.

>>33093627
>wink

Say no more, say no more.

>>33093620
>point out a fact
>LOL, YOU BUTTMAD?

>>>/v/

>>33093651
I like your stuff.

>>33093627
Be it noted, Faust is also the executive producer of a children's show looking to get hired to be the creator / executive producer of other children's shows.

Endorsing pre-marital sex doesn't really do you any favors in that field.

>>33093627
Rarity's dream is to find the perfect husband

>>33093605
Hi, not writing anything yet, probably will later.

>>33093652
I do not get computer jokes sir, I am not from /g/.

>>33093670
I dont understand why she talk about sex at all.

>>33093665
Oops, I meant to link to

>>33093615

>>33093670
Irrelevant. If Faust wants to create a conservative feminist utopia then thats what shes gonna do.

>>33093574

>Banished to the fucking sun by Celestia

That's a little... extreme.

I mean, that's like... wow.

>>33093583
Haha wow you just got so angry over that.

No, I think it's both adorable and sweet, so you can fuck right off, which are both better reasons than yours for not liking it, so nyah.

>>33093666
thank you!
Being disapproved of gives me warm, fuzzy feelings.

>>33093695
>conservative feminist utopia
Here are your pants. They belong on your head, I imagine, you pants-on-head retard.

>>33093695
You haven't seen some of her earlier films and sketches have you?

>>33093676
At the end of the day aren't we all just looking for love?

>>33093695
>conservative
>feminist

Pick one

>>33093574
Serves you right for almost killing a pone.

>>33093725
Nope
Dosh

>>33093620

Well, I WAS good friends with her.

And it wasn't intentional murder.

I just... panicked.

>>33093679
Hahahaha, I'm totally gonna oversleep tomorrow just to see whatever you write.

young Granny Smith has blonde hair, right?

i want to get raped by nightmare moon


how do I make myself more noticable? do I have to put my ass on her face?

>>33093756
its white with a tint of blone but its not really blond

how do i lure a pony into my penis?

>>33093762
Install aimbot.exe

>>33093736
She trusts Celestia to judge you fairly. She probably believed you, and was being kind. If you weren't a bad person, you wouldn't have been punished like one.

>>33093650
I do duplicate gif searches manually, they're easy to spot by filesize

>>33093763
> can't tell if it's Rarity's amazing ass or a twitching nutsack mid-orgasm
... Either way this will end well.

>>33093574

>being butthurt at an imaginary character for something it did in a dream

wut

Too much non-spaghetti talk up in here. Let's fix that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBm51wkMYX4&t=40m30s

>FLUTTERGUY QUESTION WHAT THE FUCK

The effects of >rape can include anxiety, itchiness, a loss of self worth and turning into a slut.

>>33093775
bring spaghetti

>>33093611
How did you got it for free?

>>33093803
> John Travolta fagot
> pancakes pancakes, all talkin' 'bout pancakes

>>33093810
I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS ONE OF THE BETTER QUESTIONS

So no one has the iTunes rips?

>>33093782

But... But...

FUCK

YOU'RE RIGHT


I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON


SHIT


I'M GOING TO ABIDE CELESTIA'S PUNISHMENT


I'M GOING TO THE SUN


GOODBYE BRETHERN

>>33093752
if it's a matter of sleeping or not just request something now and I'll get round to writing it later, it'll find its way into the requests story on clopsort at some point before I go to bed

>>33093763
It has awaken. Call the men, women, and children of town. It is calling. Do not pack your bags. Do not try to hide. You must heed it's call. Those that have ignored its wishes have become harbingers of disease and pestilence. Ignore your common man who tells you to not go to it, cast out any family and friends that beg you to stay.

For it calls to all.

>>33093662
is your wife a goer?

>>33093835
pony google doc

>>33093810
>mfw

>>33093810
>flutterguy

>>33093855
It's not there anon.

>>33093841
Can I request that Pinky x Pokey story?

MLP. Yeah, you, MLP.

My ex-girlfriend just got back on birth control, is DTF. I want to get some early homework and drawing done.

What do?

>>33093523

>They also can afford tablets and shit

Start with pencil and paper. Seriously, you don't need a tablet to draw. Draw with pencil, save money for tablet, and by the time you can buy one, you'll be a decent drawfag already.

>>33093880
Rarity mask, cum on her back, make her neigh.

>>33093860
SUCH A SILLY FACE

>>33093880
Have sex while you do your homework, it's the only option.

>>33093878
sure I guess, anything more specific or just whatever goes?

>>33093839


IT WAS HONOUR