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01/06/12(Fri)03:28 No.32985828>>32985528
At her insistence, you press the bottle against her transparent anus and with a little pressure it slides in easily with the mildly unnerving sound of glass grinding against glass. She coos as the relatively warm glass of the bottle presses into her, obviously already enjoying things. You push it in until the widening neck of the bottle gets to be too thick for her to take, the opening clearly surrounded by the soda inside her body. Once she senses the bottle's all the way in she leans forward and raises her haunches as high in the air as she can. You watch as the carbonation and the small amount of airspace in her body quickly bubble up through the bottle, the dark rum inside slowly emptying itself into her body. She stifles a giggle as the alcohol pours into her, her accelerated inebriation becoming quickly apparent. Once the bottle is completely empty she stands up and waves it about in your general direction, obviously too drunk for any sense of subtlety. You pull the bottle from her with a glassy pop and set it down on the floor.
"Now itsh time to mix it aaaaaall up!" she exclaims, stumbling about as she tries to turn around. You knew a 'direct infusion' would get her drunk faster than regular ingestion, but she's gotten completely smashed in under a minute. You gently pick her up by the forearms and once she's as steady as she can get in her drunken state you begin to swirl her about to mix the rum with her coke. She laughs lazily as you do it, the fizz inside her causing her to occasionally burp or fart, fueling her drunken laughter even more. She eventually starts doing it unnecessarily loudly, trying to angle her belches or farts towards you and most of the time failing miserably due to her lack of coordination. You still get more than a noseful of her cola-scented gases. |
