>

How small are talking about?

>>32969812
>traipse

Not enough appletini fanart ever

small pone?

Gaben is going to run s3 niggas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdeY1v6jC7Q&feature=player_embedded#!

>>32969837
about this small

>>32969845
wat

>>32969792

>>32969154
>>32969154
>>32969154
>>32969154
ALREADY A THREAD

>>32969845

I can't get general ivan's rendition of that out of my head.

>>32969858
Is this Applebloom cousin or something?

>>32969875
No fuck you.

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

Can we have giantess pone?

>>32969879
I don't know that one. Mind posting?

>>32969875
No keywords even if we wanted to.

>>32969854
So what you're saying is, S3 is permanently cancelled or on indefinite hiatus?

I'm out of small pone

Thread dead?

>>32969898
Well we sort of have gaint spike.

If yo urule 63'd that you'd have a giantess.

>>32969912
No but we are going to have hats in every character.

>>32969912
Ep3 was released, in secret to a cabal of /v/ users. However they all died as a result of exposure to the sheer awesome that valve produced.
Forced to coverup their greatest work valve fell into a depression that they will never recover from.
All copies of Ep3 were destroyed except those given out to the original group of anons.

>>32969853
wat

>>32969898
Also I suppose it's not exactly the samebut to Appletini, ERRYONE is a giant/ess

GIAN-TESS-ES YOU SAY

>>32969949
>hats in every character
I knew this day would come and I have prepared. Get me my rubber elbow gloves.

>>32970000
>rape

>>32969949
They already have pets and dresses for every character

It's only a matter of time.

>>32969906

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aKqqeu9rO4

Sorry bout the delay, anyway here it is.

>>32970007
My body is ready.

>>32970020

>>32970020
Not posting the coloured version which i can't find fuck

>>32969888
Oh god what the hell is wrong with her front legs

>>32970039
Oh well disregard that.
>>32970042

>>32970039
Pinkie would be the best pet imaginable.

>>32970046
That's how horses jig

OH SHIT PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR TWO COKE PONEs

>>32970039
>>32970042
Don't you just love the internet sometimes?

tiniest ony is treekicker

>>32970077
I thought that thing was dead, my nigga!

Hey guys whats the tf2 server ip?

>>32969888
That pone is cute.

>>32970081
I CAN'T WAIT THEY ARE WONDERFUL

>>32970097
69.162.110.234:37515

The penguins episode of Futurama is best one

Aww, I thought we could talk about coke pony some more.

>what the fuck am i reading?

>>32970125
Does anyone play it at all? Last time I checked it was empty

>>32970156

I like it.

>>32970125

thanks terse

>>32970156
OH MY FUCKING GOD!

>>32970166
>assburgers

>>32970097

69.162.110.234:37515

sadly, empty at the moment.

needs alltalk. and no crits

Someone please post that vore story with dash swallowing tiny aj.

>>32970156
Glorious. YES.

>>32970156

oh god it's so cute

>>32970156
>Coke Sengan
It's cute! But putting pony in icebox will soon enough be a fetish of some sort because of you, Dr.

>>32970179

Just ask if you wanna start up a game.

>>32970204
It already was.

>>32970156
It would be the cutest thing ever if she was scrunching

>>32970188
and a forced vanilla option would be nice

>sleeping in the icebox

Hhhhnnnnnggggg

DORKS

I HHHNNNG every time when it comes to this picture.

>>32970179
>>32970181
I don't know, man, I don't play TF2 and I don't even have a computer on which to check at the moment. I think sentenal fixed the issues it was having, though, and apparently there's a password requirement? I don't know enough to comment. Also, you're welcome, anon.

>>32970166
Tell me this is fake. I mean, one part of me is distraught and the other can't cope.

>>32970156
Oh god, coke pone you have no right to be that cute.

>>32970204
I'd rather put pony in something else.

>>32970204

is it still a fetish if you don't want to do depraved things to her? just lay her down in the nice, chilled ice and let her drift off to peaceful slumber?

>>32970259
Its okay Terse. I'm here for you.

>>32970259

It's real.

>>32970156
FUCKING ADORABLE COKE PONE

>>32970036
Bahaha. That's precisely how I imagined that Rarity talking. Thanks for the link.

>>32970156
But isn't cokepony transparent, not brown?

>>32970278
And after you put her there?
She would be pretty defensless...

>>32970278
>pillory
I'll meet you out in an alley one day and shake your hand.

>>32970166
I get the feeling the autist they wrote the article about was the one who complained.

But whatever, gotta fill space on a page somehow.

>>32970316
That's generally the point.

Stop this rape shit right now.

>>32970316
HOSES

TO GALLONS OF COKE

GUESS WHERE THE NOZZLES GOING AT FULL BLAST

>>32970354
>rape

>>32970354
>rape

>>32970278
>pony in stocks
This is your public use thing, right? I get it!

>>32970279
>>32970221
Guys. Adorable is adorable. But if you want to fuck pony in an icebox, I'm going to have to stop you, for the sake of your own health.

>>32970288
>>32970285
Thank you. My heart is breaking for everyone involved.

How do I make line not jaggy and smooth butt ugly

>>32970354

second

>>32970351
What do you think of guillotines?

>>32970354
No, no, no. We're not on scatrape yet. Come back next month.

>>32970351
I know.
But I want you to say it.
You sick fuck.

>>32970354
Okay.
Guys the jig is up. We gotta quit MLP forever now.

>>32970391
>rape

Old threads have been 404'ing fast tonight; previous thread just died. Didn't think we'd sat in it that long after imagelimit to warrant that happening, though.

>>32970354
I wish I could say that but I'm supposed to be accepting of other people's mental retardation.

>>32970390
>public use
Terse, I thought you said you don't like coke.
Then why do you want to fornicate with coke pony.

>>32970399
Rats.

Rape is not funny, that's what I do to my childs every night

>>32970399
>implying MLP is about rape

>>32970278
"That sure was a fun trip to the reconstructed middle-ages European town, Deaf! I bet it was no fun to be pilloried for real."
*Hug*
"Thanks for a great day."

>The d'awww would melt your cold, grey heart.

>>32970423
In this case it was probably just the OP deleting. But maybe not.

>>32970390
I meant that it was >nonsexually adorable, what that previous writefag wrote about putting her to bed in one.

>>32970392
Hate them. Execution, especially in public, is the worst travesty humanity has ever forced upon itself. The idea that a group of people can just decide that you deserve to die, and then kill you legally, makes me sick to my stomach; images of people in guillotines or other execution methods literally make me feel ill.

>>32970398
If you think it's sick, why would you want me to say it?

>>32970457
Only coke pone can save deaf.

>>32970451
>implying MLP ISN'T about rape

>>32970470
That is exactly how i feel about stocks they are both highly erotic however KILL ME NOW

And more coke pony

>>32970497
Gladly, where do you live?

Would you let Applejack sit on your face, her toned ass muscles pressed against your cheeks and her thick marepussy lips resting across your mouth?

Spammer-chan is spamming the front page

>>32970391
Well, there's this Stabilizer app for art programs.

http://fav.me/d4jx7m2

The spammer is back guys

>>32970506

>reflection in her eyes

AHAHAHA

Fucking 10/10

>>32970451
It isn't? Oh wait, it's all about coke pone now.

>>32970506
>that reflection

>>32970470
Because I'm sick as well.

>>32970506
What if she overfills?

>>32970523
Of course.

"Wow." Twilight muttered breathlessly.
The purple unicorn pony rolled over, resting her head on the tossed pillows on her disheveled bed. With a last bit of exertion she used her telekinetic magic to straighten the sheets and cushions into some semblance of order, then collapsed back against them with a heavy exhalation. She panted quietly, staring at the ceiling. Her chest rose and fell as she attempted to recover from that incredible exercise. And at last the unicorn closed her eyes, smiling warmly to herself.
"That was incredible," she murmured happily. "Even stories don't do it justice."
"Well, I'm sure glad you enjoyed it," the colt beside her smiled back, cozying up with the young purple filly.
He rested his head against her shoulder, the two of them just basking in the afterglow of their intense lovemaking. Her breathing slowly became more relaxed and her sore muscles felt a little better. They seemed to lay there for a very long time.

When he opened his eyes, he saw Twilight Sparkle had turned over, looking right at him. She put a hoof on his side.
"I can't wait to tell my friends about this," she giggled innocently.
The colt blinked, sitting up a little, then smirked and ran a hoof through his messy brown hair. "I don't think this is the sort'a thing you ought to be tellin' them, little missy."
"Of course it is," she smiled. She leaned in and rubbed her nose against his. She looked so cute. "They need to know what they have to look forward to."
He chuckled and smiled back for a moment. Then realization hit him and he sat up more. "What did you say?"
Twilight gave him a quick peck on the nose. "After they hear about this, they'll want to try it themselves." She sat up as well, holding a hoof up in a lecturing pose. "And if there's one thing friendship has taught me, it's the importance of sharing!"
He blinked again. Paused. Cocked his head, squinting. "...Yain't serious."

>>32970506
fucking awesome.
>reflection

http://www.livestream.com/phndraws
Time for some streaming by PHN! Tonight, Fluttershy, and tigers.

Come join the fun!

>>32970362
now now we already had a nice cokepony inflation story earlier

sure it was followed up by twilight being able to keep a libary of books in her large purple ass but still

It made you think of storage methods utilised by the mane 6

>>32970527
Yeah they have started to spam new threads now.

>you are now imagining that coke pony is standing above you while you are laying down, pressing her glass clitoris against your mouth as you suck the coke-flavored juicy goodness.

>>32970429
I don't really know what public use is aside from what the name entails, in truth. It's not really my thing. I'm not interested in fornicating with ponies, alas. I'm afraid I'm going to have to sentence you to death, man.

>>32970469
Fair enough!

>>32970557
"Of course I am!" she giggled.
Twilight tapped her hooves together in thought. "Let's see, Pinkie Pie will probably want to get in on the fun right away. And I bet Rarity could use a way to unwind at the end of a long day cooped up in her studio. And Applejack's the same way with how she works the f-"
"Hold on," he interrupted, already overwhelmed but taking special exception to that last note. "Now I ain't sure where abouts you're goin' with this but AJ an' I are cousins."
"Well it's not like we won't be using protection!" she smiled, rolling her eyes as if it were the most obvious answer in the world. "You worry too much."
He opened his mouth to say something, but couldn't find the words. He still didn't quite believe she was being serious.
"I bet even Dash would want to give it a shot. Oh, but Fluttershy would probably need some support. You don't mind if I'm there to encourage her do you?" she bubbled.
"Uh." the colt responded.

Things were so much simpler in Appleloosa.

Okay serious question here...
What is /co/'s view on this show now? I know the fandom has been bum rushed by a bunch of faggots, but what's been going on?

>>32970529
Eres grande Dooks, muy grande! Mil gracias!

>>32970506
Whyboner

>>32970521
You are not god.

>>32970576
Terse, that's Reddit pony not Caesar pony

>>32970576
Why you posting Reddit shit'

>>32970586
A few notable changes from S1, but on the whole it's about just as good.

>>32970506

what if she drinks too much of the coke?

what happens then /co/?

>>32970557
>>32970581
OH MY YES

>>32970620
This

>>32970633
She's drinking Pepsi though

>>32970576
Would the Gentleman yield?
It's you who should be executed for lying, you know you want some delicious pony genitals

>>32970506
>cannibalism
>that reflection
My god, Dr. White, it's wonderful!

>>32970597
>>32970604
Reddit pony? Reddit shit? What are you talking about?

>>32970423
>>32970459
Wait, I see what happened.

Ikaspammer is hitting /co/ and pushing legit threads off.

>mfw Dan Vs. thread that lasted over a day is gone

>>32970620
That's good to hear, I was mostly just asking because these generals have been pretty bad lately.

>>32970666
That pony is the Reddit OC

>>32970557
>>32970581
Go on...

>>32970666
The pony you posted, the gif. That's Reddit.

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/chat/res/38971585.html

Ponychan bans suicide threads. Discuss.

>>32970666
That gif you posted is the Reddit pony.

>>32970529
Gracias

SOS GROSO, SABELO

>>32970586
It's inoffensive and a fairly relaxed watch.
Bits and bats of genuinely good writing sprinkled onto average to fairly good across the board.

Animation is for the most part pretty good, some Flash issues, but nothing a non-autistic person would care about.

s'alright.

>>32970457
It would be an interesting experience, I have to say.

>>32970506
>deepthroat

...God dammit, I'm not even attracted to coke pony why are you doing this to me.

>>32970695
>>32970692
>>32970688
Oh, fuck. And I loved that animation and all. Very well, will delete.

>>32970666
HEY FAGGOT

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/115034-UPDATE-Players-Banned-for-Breakdancing-in-Star-Wars
-The-Old-Republic

>Bioware banning people for using the dance option.

How the fuck can you in good conscious support this game now? If Valve ever did anything like this, no matter how much I love their games, I would pull out.

>mfw I have no idea what anyone in this thread is talking about.

>>32970694
HAHAHAHA OH WOW

>>32970694
Given that it's a site designed for childen, it seems appropriate.

>>32970694

Who cares?...

I don't think anyone here gives two fucks about some brony wanting to off himself.

>>32970671
If by chance the spammer is still hitting co after we hit bump limit, we might not make it image limit. That's a ways off yet though, so the spammer might be gone again bu then.

>>32970736
>http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/115034-UPDATE-Players-Banned-for-Breakdancing-in-Star-
Wars-The-Old-Republic
" allowing players to avoid damage by dancing."
I can kind of see the point. Dancing is not exactly normal when you're taking damage.

>>32970745
Do you often walk into rooms and after looking around announce;
"I don't know what's going on in this room!"
Then wait for a response?

Because that makes people think you're retarded.

>>32970736
Never pull out, just mix birth control pills into her food.

>>32970470
>Remembered how you said you didn't want to bring up rape as a topic in MLPG in fear that it would be acceptable
>Some majority of MLPG consider rape okay
>mfw what you said came true

>>32970811
Wat?

>>32970808
Though 3/10 because I responded.

>>32970587
De nada! Me gusta compartir los tips para dibujar que me encuentro por ahi, haha.
Aunque yo no sepa dibujar

>>32970696
COMENTAR ES AGRADECER
TE DEJARIA PUNTINES, PERO SOY POTRANCA

WHERE ARE THE LITTLE PONIES

YOU SAID THEIR WOULD BE LITTLE PONIES

>>32970808
No, that's RL. this is an image board. There's a clear difference, bro.

>>32970812
That majority needs fixing somehow it includes me.

>>32970694

seriosuly though I'm bery suprised the size changing fetishist's havn't broke out all over the fandom.

I mean, we had TWO episodes involving it now, and there is very little porn/contnet in general about it

time for one request, small

lay it on me niggas

heres a poor ass fanta pone

>>32970845
Ya cumpai, esa Nightmare Moon te quedó genial y lo sabes!

AND STOP THAT TARINGA SHIT! Acabo de recuperarme de mi cancer como para que me vuelva a agarrar

>>32970811
Waaaaaat? You already have the plan ready for your rape victim?

>>32970852
So instead of a room where conversations occur without you hearing them it's a stream of text that you could read and then easily know exactly what's going on?

I know I'm acting like an aspie, by the way.

Pone - MLPG
Ball - Spammer

He always has the last laugh friends.
Always.

>>32970850

LITTLE ENOUGH FOR YOU?

>>32970694
What the hell does suicide have to do with MLP?

>>32970904
Everything.

When I was a child I wanted to be Darkwing Duck. Do kids these days really want to be autistic pastel ponies?

>>32970694

>tons of dissapoint bronies in thread

Was that like ponychan's big thing or something?

>>32970904
Since I have memory, there were suicide threads on /chat/

>>32970904
I know a pony who should commit suicide all right.

>>32970696
Hey Candybag, how's the PW crossover going? Haven't heard much on it in a while and lost the link to the FIMchan thread, which I am too lazy to search for again.
Last I heard you'd finally gotten someone to help with the story, so I'm quite a bit behind.

>rape
fuck, I love Spike/Applejack in all its forms.

>>32970920
No, I want to be Iron Man.

>>32970929
Its you

>>32970812
I'm not okay with rape but yelling about it just would make me look like a retard.

>>32970900
I demand smaller ponies, I want a picture of someone using a microscope to be able to see and enjoy those ponies!

>>32970873
Hmm, how about Soarin in these pajamas sleeping with a teddy bear?

>>32970736
Okay, I don't know what to say about this. Bioware's alarmist reaction doesn't exactly seem clever, and certainly they overreacted in response to the threat, but nonetheless they are as much at fault as anyone else if not more so. The players should be punished for abusing the mechanic, but only to the degree of, say, I don't know, having their raid progress reset or something. Not permanent bans. The article itself questions the veracity of the e-mails, though, and there's a whole lot of confusion, so, you know, nobody is in the right on this one. And I never advocated TOR, dude, I hate it and would pick KOTOR3 over TOR every time. Nonetheless, you know, biodrone and whatnot.

>>32970904
/chat/ is Ponychan's off topic board and it's famous for being supportive and shit. So it got lots of suicide threads.

>>32970924
"I want to kill myself" equals "GIVE ME ATTENTION NOOOOW", didn't you know?

>>32970873
>fanta pone
>your OC
made a mistake there?

>>32970946
But I'm not a retarded female pony.

>>32970924

I guess? The whole site is filled with angst.

>>32970929
Trixie.

>>32970940
>That ship

>>32970904
Ponys are so much serious business, they can reveal to the person their life is meaningless.

Faust confirmed for greatest mastermind on Earth.

>>32970862
Yes... Suicide.

>>32970955
I recall reading on /v/ that it was a troll that reddit went a rolled with, i didn't read that article but they may not be looking into it much if /v/ was telling the truth.

>>32970873
no?

nothing you guys want?

fanta pone, wrong picture

>>32970956
Fluttershy does not approve

>>32970974
Well you are not a female pony but you are a retard.

>>32970978
Does sweetie belle like anything?

>>32970694
>Those mentioning suicide will be banned (for one second)
That entire post is just hilarious. I love that this was a big enough problem to warrant it.

Eurofag here, they started selling pony happy meal toys at my local MacDonalds.

I don't know what to do.

>>32971003
Does Fanta pone really need soulless clear eyes?

>>32970980
whats happening here? He blasts through the door and just dies?

>>32970956
The faces are golden

>>32970974
I wasn't aware that you had gender confusion and intelligence issues.

>>32970940
Looks like Twilight ships it as well.

>>32971003
Dash eating a coconut.

>>32971012
She hate all the shipping.

>>32970978
What, this ship?

>>32971007
No doubt.

it's like today is coke pony day

>>32971028
She's the happiest pone

>>32971017
Tell them it's for your little sister/niece/wife/daughter/cousin/grandpa/local GILF/stripper in the trunk

>>32971005
Go back to the backgrounds

>>32971017
Buy your favorites. Give no fucks. Acquire pony.

>>32971017
that one slow ass country

>>32971029

>>32971015

I think this was the funniest part:

>anyone banned will be asked to seek out professional help

Oh man, you know your site has problems when the mods recommend you fucking seek help.

>tfw unable to work on the Lilpipfic because I managed to gas my hdd while trying to fool around with slaving it to an ssd

Is this karma

>>32971017
Buy all of them, failing that steal them

There's something wrong with this thread...

>>32971003
did you miss this? >>32970954

>>32971028
no, but it disguises the fact they are so badly aligned slightly

>>32971043
how peculiar. I guess so

>>32971017
These small molded ones are the only show-acurate and not fucked up and brushable-haired ones.
My advice is to buy these instead.

>>32971075
If it is i'm not long to live considering my sins in this very thread.

Fluttershy is a very bad actress

>>32971061
Nigga FUCK you AND yo foreground.

>>32971071
but...Couldnt he just hang himself or something?

>>32971134
Nigga he told you he was hardcore.

>>32971133

>being in the foreground is too mainstream

This is what BG ponies think.

>>32971134
That looks alot less painful that being hung.

While I'm sure the majority of 4chan users have long since died inside, do you thinik that us at MLPG have just a thread more morality than any other fandom? If not, how does the average (read:not us) brony stack up against the average member of, say, Valve gamers or otakus?

>>32971134
This way is cooler.

>>32971134
Or melt steel and drink it.

>>32970956
W-why did I laugh at this.

I am the cancer ;_;

>>32971175
>than i need to go to bed

>>32971179

Who cares. Shut the fuck up and post pony.

>>32971197
>mfw

>>32971169
Who cares? BG ponies are best ponies

Is it time for more stories about things?

Toss out some ideas if it is friends.

>>32971197
I enjoy Panel 2 and the last one. But my god my eyes hurt reading that text.

How fluffy clouds are

celestia is so kawai ugu~

>>32971179
There is no difference. Boards like /a/, /tg/ and /co/ are almost homogeneous and MLP generals haven't been able to attract posters outside of this pool of regular 4chan browsers as much as some people like to fearmonger.

>>32971005
Fluttershy looks pretty happy in that reaction image you posted.

On a related note, This comic guy sort of reminds me of a wordy version of Glitter Glure

>>32971230
continue this
>>32970557
>>32970581

>>32971197

>>32971261

We seem to have quite a lot of long time 4chan users in these threads.

>>32971271

This.

>>32971271
Those aren't my stories because you can read em without having to hover your mouse over them.

Also I write about horrible things. And coke pony.

You people are insane.

>>32971254
How many heart attacks would you have at once if she ever blushed in the show?

>>32971306
TAW? If this is you! Write humanxCelestia.

>>32971230
Rarity can turn coal into diamonds be being tight

which means her pussy is probably her secret bank of gems, and when she walks there is soft clinking noises, causing confusion to those that here it

"Oh Fluttershy, I'm so excited for you!" Pinkie giggled, sweeping the young pegasus up into a huge, bouncy hug.
"Oh... well I don't want-" she began.
"You guys have been dating for like, forever! Or almost forever anyway! You must be so excited to finally go to the next level! Woo woo! You lucky girl!" the pink party pony grinned, elbowing Fluttershy in an encouraging and knowing gesture.
Fluttershy glanced up, her head hanging towards the ground. "Pinkie, I didn't tell-"
"Just be sure to use protection! Remember, 'no glove, no love'! 'No hanky, no panky!'" She sat back, looking up at the sky and trying to recount others. "'No wrapper, no tapper'! No-"
"Pinkie," Fluttershy whispered, tugging at her arm.
She glanced down at the yellow filly, stopping her stream of rhyming advice. "What's wrong? You don't want to do it?"
"Oh, I do," Fluttershy nodded, nearly whispering in her characteristically quiet tone. "But... I'm just very nervous. I've never done it before."
"It'll be okay!" Pinkie smiled, patting Fluttershy a bit too enthusiastically on her back. "Don't be afraid of a little fun between the sheets!"
"Um," the pegasus stammered, "I was wondering... maybe you could help me?"
"In a heartbeat!" the earth pony bubbled. "I'll give you all the tips you could want!"
"It's not that," Fluttershy whispered back. "I was thinking... Well... it would mean a lot to me if I could have a friend there to support me."
Pinkie smiled back reflexively, then paused, glanced down, and wore a look of exaggerated contemplation. "Wait a ticky! You mean actually there? THERE there? Like... where the action is?"
Fluttershy blushed brightly, her yellow cheeks turning rosy, but she didn't turn away. She gave a soft nod. "It would mean a lot to me. I don't think I can do it by myself."

>>32971306
Coke pony rape fic please.

i heard a rumour that terse doesn't actually like >rape

>>32971323
Something that would make HER blush would be too much for us mortals.

>>32971307
That picture is terrible.

>>32971307
WTF is wrong with her toes?

>>32971353
My hand on her vag would make her blush

>>32971344
>implying this ever actually got written

Tozac abandoned us...

>>32971344
Can you dump your shit in a googledocs or something?

>>32971048
>>32970940
I love ApplejackxSpike. I was actually thinking about writing one of those at some point.

CURSE YOU SEXY ORANGE PONE

>>32971348
You can't >rape coke pony. Her drinks are free for anyone willing to drink them from the source.

>>32971342
Reminds me of that Celestia wallet pic.

>>32971384
Why always Spike? Use anon.

>>32971329
Not me, I'm too busy writing waifufiction

>>32971350
That's not a rumour. That's a certified Terse-brand Truth Fact©. By stating it you agree to the implicit contract included. Terms and conditions apply.

>>32971321
You need to be insane to post here. Who let you in?

>rape

>>32971384
What's up with that picture?

>>32971407
So, how much does a Terse cost?

>>32971381
pfaahahahah!

>>32971342
>when [Rarity] walks there is soft clinking noises, causing confusion to those that hear it
If I was to ever upload any future MLP episodes I would put a soft clinking sound whenever Rarity walks around.

Until everyone thinks this is canon.

>>32971403
>Drinking coke pony

Man I said rape not hemophilia.

>>32971348
I really hate the >rape.

>>32971407
I think Terse is prohibited in my region.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx4ZUJ89VtY&feature=related

>>32971411
Sorry, I left the door open ajar.

>>32971365
Some degenerates fap to feet I hear, so the artist draws them exaggerated on purpose.

>>32971367
Nope, she'd just look back and give you a knowing smile before crushing your bones with her mighty royal muscles.

>>32971420
>>32971432
>>32971428
>>32971430
>>32971439
>>32971442
All of your questions are answered by
>rape

>>32971381
Fuck this hilarious.

>>32971403
>implying it won't turn into rape when she realises you want to drink her dry, leaving her lying on the ground unable to move

>>32971447
Oh shit you're missing out.

>>32971447
Terse is illegal in 43 states of the US and several other countries.

>>32971411

I came from /v/, first time here, I think I will enjoy my stay.

Every day I'm disgusted more and more by you guys.

Off to Kyrospawn. Kyro is best pony.

>>32971411
Maxwell Lord says post more Sweetie Belle! Maxwell Lord loves Sweetie Belle.

>>32971442
See, you guys think rape is a hilarious and funny meme, it's overused has brought disambiguation. But whenever your favourite pony is getting raped in fanfic OH NO STOP THE PRESSES

>>32971432
also it's probably where she keeps the whole fire ruby necklace when it isn't beign worn, to make sure it is with her at all times. Also It doesn't matter what perfume rarity wears Spike can still smell the gems on her a mile away

>>32971512
>Off to Kyrospawn
You mean watching those quotes on youtube?

>>32971460
10 seconds flat.

>>32971524
I never think this. Rape has no power anymore here, used so many times in trivial context.

>>32971547

>>32971494
>implying she doesn't regenerate the coke inside her via magical means and is more than willing to let you try to drink all you can straight from the source

>>32971381
OH GOD MY SIDES

>>32971447
No worries, the contract is void where prohibited. Enjoy your free access to as many Truth Facts as you can get your hands on!

>>32971430
£13.65 per person, with an additional surcharge depending on the Terse's reaction to the buyer and a variable interest rate.

>>32971539
My God, this could also explain why he finds her irresistible.

>>32971501
This is where you guys finally crossed the line.

I don't know what to say.

>>32971558
You don't read enough rapefic.

Do you know how many i've read? I've read all of them. every single one.

whoooo waaaants a gilda beanie?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/170757950872?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

>>32971406

My body is ready.

Seriously, I thought you pretty much gave up, so I continued working on my own... although getting Fluttershy actually into the bed instead of just friendzoning anon is incredibly difficult.

>>32971573
If I ever get a Terse, I'll make him reply to emails.

>>32971404
Because I love Spike, he's the most broly character in the whole damn show. Therefore I get him laid in some stories because I feel like 'Hey, that Spike's a cool guy. Let's get him laid.'

That and because I started burning out on anon 2nd person when I was writing that Rainbow Dash forced feeding fic, so I'm waiting for the magic to come back.

http://docwario.deviantart.com/art/Anything-for-You-Rainbow-Dash-276669588

>>32971579
Bitch there never was a line

>>32971596
>Every
>Single
>One

>>32971558
>>32971524
I have a simple rule regarding rape. Only good rape is mind rape!

>>32971598
inb4Roonga

>>32971573
>YOU WOULDN'T
>DOWNLOAD A TERSE

>>32971368
RGP may not have finished the way I wanted but it was still an enjoyable read, and the guy clearly knew his way around a clopfic. Too bad that's all we'll ever get, most of his blurbs were god-tier fic ideas.

>>32971598
I don't really like Gilda but that plush is fucking adorable.

>>32971579

What I just got here and I already crossed the line? Neat.

>>32971596
You mean these?

http://pastebin.com/ezBpQ1eG

Again, trivial.

>>32971609
That's why I prefer the stalker Fluttershy and the cold anon scenario. Turns it all around when the pony's the one lusting for hot dickings and anonymous is all "what no get away from me"

>>32971598
Can I put a fleshlight in it?

Man whenever I see shit like "Theme of whatever" I get pissed of. It's like a fucking bad brazilian bananapicker translation.
It's "Whatever's theme".
Or better yet, give it a real fucking name. JEEEESUS.

>>32971565
>implying she can do it fast enough to stop you from leaving her a quivering husk for several hours

>Just lost 200M souls and 98 humanities to an easy trash mob

CHEER ME UP /co/ WITH SHIPPING

>>32971524
I do that in the hopes the pain will go away.

>>32971598
I didn't know you lived in Canada.

>>32971381

>>32971577
In before rarity's vagina is spike's personal gemhoard stash location and occasionally he sleeps there

>>32971668
You only think she doesn't want it little do you know the effects her magical coke will have on your body.

>>32971564
>Premature ejaculation joke
Really?

>>32971681
it's not mine

>>32971668
>implying she doesn't want you to leave her a quivering husk for several hours

>>32971672
You did what?

>>32971620
>Rainbow Dash forced feeding fic

Oh god are you a mind reader

What the blueberry fuck is going on?

>>32971672

>>32971609
oh, no, I was just away over christmas and couldn't get into the writing adorable things zone. And yeah, I know what you mean, Fluttershy is hard to get into bed.

>>32971696
Woah man you are going too far.

>>32971704
>Justice League.wmv

>>32971724

>rape

all this coke pony leaves very little room for sleepy pone

>>32971598
Maybe. Possibly. Perhaps. Might.

I think that this will get my point through of how I feel about MLPR34
>inb4 someone tells me to go to ponychan if i dont like r34
>inb4 someone tells me i dont know how to or cant inb4

>>32971701
Oh hey, we've come back to transformation.

Is it time for cola-filled, carbonation pressure-swollen pony balls too?

>>32971564
The bolts with their hair down is really cute.

>>32971672

>>32971724
Just the usual.

>>32971704
At least it's one of the rare straight ships.

>>32971719
>Rainbow Dash forced feeding fic

The things I never knew I want until someone on /co/ brings it.

>>32971729
>Fluttershy is hard to get into bed
I don't know why there are difficulties in throwing her restrained body onto the be-Oh. Oh. You meaning willingly.

>>32971726
unf

>>32971672
Stop sucking.

>>32971701
>that feel when that just makes me drink it harder

>>32971428
>rape
>>32971719
No, just a guy who had some time over winter break. Here's the link, but it's a really short story, sorry if that's disappointing.
http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/674

I feel this would happen every time she tried to run or jump.

>>32971760
So what you're trying to say is that people who hate MLPR34 are the weirdest, sickest fucks in these threads?

>>32971598
stop making me want to spend money hoppip

>>32971802
Bueno

>>32971730
Yeah. Everyone knows Spike's all the time trying to sneak into Twilight's cavernous rectal cavity every chance he gets when she tries to sort all the library books she's jammed in there.

>>32971802

>>32971689

Is that a Junji Ito parody?

>>32971780
well, yeah, she's absurdly rapeable, but to make it willing she'll have to do most of the work or it's going to seem pushy. Luckily, I had several weeks to think about it.

>>32971802

or when she gets flustered

>>32971730
let's face it, in the mlp general this is possibly the least weirdest idea.

or possible a medium weird idea. depends on if you take it as curling up ontop of rarity or as soemthing else

>>32971802
She could, you know, just keep her mouth closed.

>>32971672

such is life in Lordran

I ship Celestia and Solaire

>>32971802
better than the "superbad" theories.

>>32971855
>It just fires out her ass like a pressure washer.

>>32971786
That is my feel

>>32971855
>like a good woman
hah

>>32971802
UNF OH GOD MY BONERS THEY ALL FALLING OUT OF THE WINDOE MOAR MOAR

>>32971802
She looks so uncomfortable because she's used to keeping her mouth closed when that happens. There are plenty of better places for that foamy soda to escape from anyways.

>>32971798
Really? Rape didn't seem like it fitted with the text. Is there a story or something associated with it?
Also, your name's slipped

>>32971802
I don't know how to feel about this

>>32971856
oh god... oh man... YEAH!

>>32971837
You bet your fat rainbow ass it is.

>>32971840
You know i don't think she would be that easy to rape, i'm pretty sure she would snap and kill you, Pinkie pie on the other hand.

>>32971856
Is that...is that you Leth?

>>32971689
Oh fuck that still exists. oh god

I dreamed of ponies the other day and got a hard on. Fuck you people, it's all your fault.

>>32971778

>>32971802
That looks more gross than sexy.

Learn to swallow, Bitch!

I've wanted to see this picture ponified.
It doesn't already exist does it?

>>32971925
You're welcome.

I NEED A MOUNTAIN DEW PONY

>>32971942
It does.

>>32971912
Nah, corner her and she'll just lock up. You wouldn't even need to have any bindings. Corner her friends, of course, and she'll beat the shit out of you.

Pinkie just can't be raped. She enjoys it too much.

>>32971942
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVaNosld6s8

>>32971952
MOUNTAIN DEW PONY DOES EXTREME SPORTS TO THE MAX

>>32971784
Yeah you'd know all about sucking wouldn't you you shit tripfag.

>>32971973
Oh god that killed me

>>32971942
like this?

>>32971900
Sorry for the nameslip. I prefer to go anonymous unless I'm bringing some goods.

But nah, I just went with the typical >rape reply because it is my favorite thing to do. But as for the story behind it, I honestly don't know. I picked it up in about my third pony general and never got to ask. I don't think there is a story to go with it, but I could always write it. AppledrunkxAnon could be a good time.

>>32970015
>>32970366
>>32970384
>>32970408
>>32970940
>>32971350
>>32971403
>>32971420
>>32971442
>>32971471
>>32969812

If you say so

>>32971978
Told.
Told 4 Cash
Star Told: Episode One
etc.
etc.

>>32971960
It took very little for her to go psycho at the gala, do you want that to happen to you i wouldn't blame you, but usually rapists arent switches.

>>32971689
NO DERPY PUT DOWN THE CROSSBOW

>>32972012
I always liked Star Wars: Knights of the Told Republic

>Coke pony and Dr.Pepper pony exchanging their liquids with intimate methods

>>32971988
More along the lines of a an actual drawing with a Thor looking pony.

But that and the video are still pretty great.

>>32971988
Is.....is Scootaloo ok?

Does the /co/ community like crookedtrees the artist? The other pony fans I asked had mixed opinions about him.

>>32972029
You seem to be the only one.

>>32971960

why would you even need to rape her

you could just ask her politely, and she would express her disapproval at the idea, but she won't actually say no, especially because you asked so nicely.

>>32971973
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdlPyA6Mr1k

>>32971609
>although getting Fluttershy actually into the bed instead of just friendzoning anon is incredibly difficult.

"I'm sorry, but... I'm not ready. Can we ... maybe just be friends?"

Your eyes narrow to slits. You'd read all the right signals, given plenty of your own and she'd reacted perfectly, and now she's giving you the 'let's be friends' talk? "Bullshit!", the angry little man in your head yells. As the rage builds, you begin to lose control, and advance on her oblivious form.

"I mean, I really, really like you, but-" The sentence cuts off as you clap a hand over her mouth. Her eyes finally meet yours, brief confusion quickly transitioning into fear as she sees the odd juxtaposition of cold rage and a burning lust she's only seen before on animals in heat. You bring your weight to bear, forcing her to the ground. Terrified, she can't even move, eyes glued to your free hand as it travels down, giving a quick grope somewhere she never allowed to touch, and then continuing down to undo the front of your pants.

>>32972051
Like Wilt

>>32972045
Look carefully
>>32971689

>>32972036
Guess this picture will have to be coke-ified.

>>32972045
NO! SHE'S DEAD AND RIGHT NOW HER CORPSE IS BEING RAPED BY A BUNCH OF CORGIS

Where do I download episodes now that the PonyArchive was taken down?

>>32972047
I used to like his art but his ponies just don't look like ponies anymore

>Go to zoo today
>See a zebra
>"Check out the zecora!"
>Realize what I said
>MFW

>>32972014
oh, I wouldn't threaten her animals, she'd know that nobody would get hurt if she complied. Hopefully that's enough. If not, well, a 2x4 to the head and waking up blindfolded should do the trick

>>32972085
>>>/ponychan/

>>32972047
Well it depends who on MLPG you ask. He is artistically talented but i don't particularly like what he draws for a variety of reasons.

>>32972077
Torrents you nigger.
Also lurk more.

>>32972036

Tuturuuuu~<3