I used to watch MLP on TV before I was forced to switch to Dish and I have to get an upgrade in order to get the Hub and I have no credit cards to get the upgrade or to buy them on iTunes. So yes, I'm a little mad.

I really don't want to torrent MLP... but I have been missing the last couple of episodes.

It usually ain't something I go out of my way to watch. Catching it on youtube is usually the amount of work I put up with.

But I have been missing my dosage of Friendship lately...
Damn.

I figured there'd be more raeg. Seriously. from what I heard, Hasbro basically held bronies' hands.

We have a fucking archive you idiot.

>>32959265
BUT MAYBE HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT IT

I'm actually kinda sad that we have to move on from that last thread.

>rape

>>32959282
Maybe we should link it then!

http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/

>>32959302
THANK YOU FOR FIXING MY LAZINESS

Is it not just the episodes? PMVs, music and abridged series are fine, right?

>>32959302
I never did figure out how to search for things inside that archive.

>>32959265
Well to be fair the last thread has over 700 posts.

>>32959284
I'm still here!

>>32959284
What was going on in the previous thread?

>>32959330
use google

>>32959336
no not that, this
>>32959302

>>32959322
I wouldn't be sure about PMVs because >music industry

>implying mlpgeneral doesn;t have all the high quality epsidoes on a winzip file on the internet somewhere

>>32959336
No, that was a different site that had the episodes of the show for download.

Does anyone have the link to the google doc with all of the requests and stuff?

I remember it being created and watched the inevitable shitstorm unfold, but I've unfortunately lost the link to it now.

>>32959344
Everything.

Can I still get 1080p episodes off youtube?

Actually come to think of it a pretty smart move would be to just ask Youtube to throw up advertisements on those clips and reap the rewards.

>>32959362
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zxSrLmg_SgaQ5-Ny7uuWF_hqMXVnaEcKPkUEOXo-TzI/edit?hl=en_US&pl
i=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQijZVPlCv8


I.....id watch it

As I said. I'm not a brony. I don't know where to find this shit. I'm just curious as to if bronies are gonna go to war with Hasbro over their new hardline tactics.

>>32959339

Those sleek augments, hhhnnnggg

>>32959339
>That eye
YES.

>>32959392
OK.

>>32959344
Coke poni, waifoods, and augmentation.

>>32959391
>>32959397
Just doing my job, sirs.

>>32959392
I think Notch might be autistic.

>>32959392
Oh god... you got me there. Also... why there wasn't Notch x Gabe fanfic yet?

There's no need to be mad. Ownership of the videos belongs 100% to Hasbro and their producers. They're entitled to do whatever they want with their products.

Other than that we can always use /rs/.

>>32959413
You're a little slow.

>>32959410
and dragon dildos

>>32959339
I'm pretty sure AJ would be a purist

>>32959422
I second this.

>>32959392
I am shamed to say that I have never watched MLP:FiM while naked. I promise to do this next saturday so that I can be as cool as you guys ;_;

post "smile smile smile" or a variation thereof in this thread if you're an autistic shitstain

>>32959392
Now I can't help thinking people try to become bronies and this thought scares me.

Dammit Jim! I've watched the whole first season and I haven't become a brony yet, tell me your secret! I've watched them all and I even considered purchasing the toys and all the other merchandise, but I have yet to become a brony. Help me, Jim, fucking help me!

>>32959435
I LIKED THE PART WHEN WE SPOKE ABOUT PONIES

>>32959422
She might be a purist at first until she realizes how much more profit they make just with one pair of augmented legs

>>32959439
YOU NEED TO WATCH IT WITH YOUR COCK OUT TO BECOME A BRONY

>>32959392
NEWMAN!

>>32959422
>>32959432
Even after a life-altering applebucking accident?

(postan real-life augs)

>>32959422
>>32959432

I'm sure she would too, but I think just about any of the ponies would be cute with augs.

>>32959437
>makes HD .gifs
>autistic
If it suits your needs, you would say drawfags, writefags, musicfags, videofags, and voicefags are autistic, making no one contributors.

>>32959416
As long as the Moonbase Alpha and other fan videos aren't taken down, everything will be cool.

>>32959436
We should all meet at a hotel one day and just watch the whole first season of FIM naked one day. Maybe if we pool all of our money together we can even buy a pony and take turns fucking it.

>>32959457
robots in disguise

derpy is a very ugly pony

>>32959468
Maybe.

>>32959468
THAT IS A TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE PROPOSITION

Unrelated: This puts Pinkie's obsession with candy in a very strange place.

>>32959339
They probably call aug,mented ponies "tick tock ponies." I'd think it would be sad if that body scared AB, though. Like having her say her real sister doesn't have a clockwork heart.

>>32959468
Ponies are disgusting.
They piss while they fuck.

>>32959447
Nah man
Look at how mad she was in winter wrap up not because Twilight fucked up but because she used magi ON HER FARM OF ALL PLACES
And she refused to get help in Applebuck season till there was no other way just because tradition

>>32959468
I'd hate to be the maid or any person who accidently walked in on that scene.

>>32959457
I would wager she would be against the idea, even if she had an accident. She would try to grasp what has happened, but reject the very notion of augmentation, internal conflict and all that.

>>32959086
I wonder how many ponyfags really are Psychopathic fans
I mean I've seen some ponies painted

wow "many ponyfags" got word filtered, I had to work my wizardry

>>32959468
This is an excellant idea but I prob live nowhere near you guys sign

>>32959486
>Piss while that fuck
That'd possibly fulfill one of the fetishists in the group.

>>32959486
but why?

>>32959486
Oh boy, I love me some watersports.

>>32959486
Now imagine that pony was made out of coke. BRILLIANT AM I RIGHT?

>>32959514
Forget the pony, let's just fuck a coke bottle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=691m3Xh133E&t=0m55s


AHAHAHAHAHAH OH Those Taiwanese. 100% Thread related

>>32959487
Yeah, but then she eventually accepts the help.

>>32959492
True story: I once spent a convention with a group that had, in total, enough artificial penises to cover the suite's coffee table. We discovered this after covering the coffee table with said artificial penises.

I was also part of the mad scramble to clear them off of the coffee table when room service knocked on the door.

Weirdest weekend ever.

>>32959527
I have an empty glass sprite bottle right in front of me right now and a bottle of lotion next to me....

>>32959529

Pffffahahaha you have got to be shitting me.

>>32959483
Pinkie's always hanging around Twilight. You ever notice that?

>>32959527
Even if you could get your dick into the opening it would hurt like a bitch.
>>32959534
Details?

>>32959529

Anybody in the TF2 server?

WHY CAN'T YOU FAGGOTS STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING PONIES

>>32959555
I'd like to but I'm watching Ika Musume right now

>>32959558
WHICH PONY DO YOU WANT TO FUCK THE MOST KLONDICK?

>>32959531
Because she had no other choice
And completely disregards magic in Winter Wrap up
yeah Twilight fucked up but if she could have used magic freely like telekinesis she could have finished almost instantly, with less effort and resources
And like I said AJ became mad because she used magic not that she fucked up.

>>32959529
what the fuck is on rainbow dash's arm?

>Applejack has a tragic applebucking accident
>Anon augments her and rebuilds her
>She curses him and hates him for turning her into some sort of mechanic monster
>She eventually comes to terms with it, and becomes grateful that he saved her life
>clopfiction

someone make it happen

>>32959558
klondike draw me a picture of rarity with her hand stuck in a toaster

>>32959558
I don't know.
Things will be better after the new episode right?

>>32959558
WHY CAN'T YOU WORK ON THE GAME?

>>32959539
Unless you're the proud owner of a microdick, no amount of lubrication will help you.

>>32959562
IF BY FUCK YOU MEAN HUG WITH ALL MY MIGHT NONSEXUALLY THEN YEAH I'D FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ZECORA

>>32959558
FUCKING PONIES THINK THEY'RE SO GOOD

I THINK WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT SOME FUCKING BUFFALO INSTEAD

>>32959568
So *clank* *clank* *clank*?

>>32959529
Fucking glorious

>>32959569
k

>>32959577
>implying i have a microdick
>implying I have a dick at all

>>32959357

So uh

wheres the colored version of this

>>32959544
Long-time (10+ years) internet friends of mine needed an extra hand doing AV work for a furry convention, offered to cover my costs in exchange for making sure everyone slept/ate/showered regularly.

There was lots of sex between the straight/bi members of the group. And yes they were bad dragon dildos.

>>32959568
I'd just leave those two last >s out

>>32959596
on paheal.

>>32959568
Instead of a Anon, I would say would the soviet military. They were known for doing stuff like that.

What would lead to such an event, though?

>>32959592
>Imagine a girl fucking herself with a cola bottle
I have the weirdest boner right now.
>>32959597
>in exchange for making sure everyone slept/ate/showered regularly.
wat
ANYWAYS, LET'S DISCUSS WHY AUGPONY IS BEST PONY NOW

>>32959597
...where/how would I get into one of these things

>>32959594
Rarity has some weird fans.

>>32959568
Consider your suggestion capped and in my inspiration folder.

>>32959612

Wow...that's some fucking nightmare fuel right there.

>>32959612
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

>>32959568
Is her vagina augmented?

>>32959612
>dot png dot jpeg

dohohohoho

They aren't doing a spectacular job of getting every upload down, it's been on iTunes for months without action, and most people are taking it in stride, except for the fags that ran ponyarchive.

>>32959612

I'M GOING TO NEED TWO HANDS FOR THIS!

food fetish

>>32959624
Only her brain and spine are organic.

>>32959621
I HAVE NO IDEA

>>32959608
>wat

Glorified room nanny and extra set of hands setting up lights/cameras/projectors throughout the convention. Mostly the latter, actually.

And yes augponi is best poni.

>>32959624
>You hear a slight hum
>You look down as the augmentations start producing their lubrication
>You then hear a slight sigh sound as the flaps open
Now I can't stop thinking about pressure cookers.

>>32959619
It's LMR porn of course it's going to be scary.

Rarity's level of musculature is slightly disconcerting though.

i don't understand augmentation
what does it mean?
where does it come from?

>>32959644
And now I can't stop thinking of augmented cooters. Thanks.

>>32959644
>that feel when she requires a full energy cell to have sex, and you don't have any chocolate bars

>>32959633
So she's like Cteno?

>>32959637
Also >furry convention
Were there a lot of weirdos?

>>32959656
I assume its from them Deus Ex games.

Its when you get your leg chopped off or something and they replace it with a robot leg

>>32959666
>yfw you remember there's plenty of good protein in you-know-what

>>32959656
Just play Deus Ex and Deus Ex HR right now

>>32959529
Typical Brony. Accurate

>>32959644
I would much prefer an augmented Scootaloo.
>She never ages
>She'll never fly

>>32959673
You have to ask?

>>32959656
>Hasn't played Deus EX:HR
>2012

HORSE DONG!

>>32959656

>what does it mean
>where does it come from

It's just a more advanced form of prosthetics.

>>32959644
>>32959660

>>32959656
Go play Deus Ex. Then play Human Revolution.

>>32959673
You have NO FUCKING IDEA.

>>32959680
Hey now, anything can fly if you strap enough thrust to it.
>Scootaloo with scramjets instead of wings.

>>32959656
Robotic prosthetics that are superior to the original limbs/anatomy they replace.

Deus Ex probably, but humans with robotic bits pop up everyfuckingwhere in science fiction.

>implying Deus Ex invented augmentation
Plebs.

>>32959680
augmented Rarity had a fuckawesome comic though...

>>32959679
Nah. Hair's not long and greasy enough. Plus he's clean shaven.

>>32959702
It's the most well known example though, plebeian

>>32959672
Nah. She'd be more like greentext>picture related.

>>32959680
>She'll never fly
She never asked for this

>>32959704
the comic was better when somebody photoshopped the last panel out and it ended with CLICKITY CLACK DOWN THE TRACK IT'S LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAINS

>>32959702
It popularised it in this sort of culture, though

Why would they make a pony that can't walk down stairs?

>>32959720
who what

>>32959629

This

Also, Rarity is my favorite pony. I think it's funny when people call her a slut. She's probably a little bit of one, but I love her anyway

>>32959728
>Rarity
>Slut
If anything, Pinkie is the slut.

>>32959712
Stop reminding me of rainbow factoryyou guys, you making me sad.

>>32959726

Dong ding.

Who where?

>>32959730
element of generosity means she is a canon slut

>>32959730
Pinkie just loves making people happy, it's not about her at all.

>>32959730
She just wants you to smiiiiiile.

>>32959743
Where are Derpy's wings?

>>32959730
yep, Rarity is a Golddigger if anything.

>>32959735
WOW! Hot a What Baabhabhiat

>>32959743
>Being generous means being a slut
MLPG

>>32959728
>Rarity comes home crying after a long night of being the town whore
>You wipe the tears off her cum stained face and tell her she's special and one day she'll be a princess

>>32959742
i swear that thumbnail makes it look like a googly eye edit

>>32959742

>>32959752

>pinkie motor boating your cock and balls
>"Gobble gobble gobble"

>>32959756
>>32959751
>>32959748
Who cares about slutiness? It doesn't matter anyways because im gonna cuddle all them bitches.

>>32959765
>she jumps up and you move to kiss her
>she veers off at the last moment
boop

>>32959754
She needs to put out for eveeeerrrrybody her element dictates it.

>>32959754
But that's exactly what it means.

Thankfully no one in Equestria has a libedo so Rarity is safe.

>>32959754
most of the people here doesn't even knows how a real woman looks like

So I heard that Granny Smith has an applesode this Saturday.

>>32959770
I'd hug_ the shit out of every single pony in the show

>>32959779
TELL ME MORE

>>32959765
Chickens don't gobble.

>>32959756
>"Now, get back out there and earn us some more money."

>>32959788
me too
in post-coital bliss

>>32959754

Some people are just dicking around, but it still pushes my buttons.

>>32959779
The fuck is that from?

>>32959765
>pinkie
>motor boating

Ya' don't say?

>>32959779
Rarity is asexual?
CANON!

>>32959720
You mean like some kind of pony dalek?

>>32959794
I hate those inconvenient truths, too.

>>32959794
>Dicking around
>Posts picture of Rarity
accurate

>>32959779
>Gay triangle
Lost my shit right there

No one can be a slut on My Little Pony. No one can have sex. No one has genitals.

What if that's the canon?

Whenever I see a female Pinkie Pie cosplayer in a Brony meetup photo, I think, "I bet she's expecting crazy amounts of nerd tail." Because what, for too many Bronies, is better than fucking a girl who acts like Pinkie Pie in bed?

>>32959756
>"Haha, I'm just kidding, you'll never amount to anything. Now get off me before I get any diseases."

>>32959791
>that feel when Rarity is a terrible whore because she keeps giving free samples

>>32959814
>standard mammalian reproduction

>>32959814
Shut up Mito

>>32959776
That's what you think, but Rarity is the main cause of virginity lose in Ponyville

>>32959816
She may be a whore, but she's a savvy businessmare.

>>32959730
Gentlemen, please. Both Pinkie and Rarity are sluts. It's just that Rarity is a classy slut.

Same dynamic is going on between Rarity and Dash being bitches.

>>32959820
i'd like to standard mammalian reproduce with you

>>32959814
Are you implying you wouldn't fuck Pinkie cosplayers?

>>32959800
>asexual
>portrayed as a slut
She finds no joy in her work...
...Or she doesn't care who the client is.

>>32959814
It's not, ponies have standard mammalian reproduction.

>>32959800
She would only have sex with you because she loves you and want you to be happy

>>32959790
They do when their down there

>>32959814
>doesn't watch the show

You know what this calls for then?
A PARTY!!!

>>32959794

raging flutterfag knows exactly how you feel

at least anon recognizes that the only chance they would have with fluttershy would be raping her

>>32959844
>pinkie's face when she sees my cocks

>>32959794
I know that feel.

But really she's too fab to be a slut, in SS she hates being dirty so I guess she's got too much self respect to be a lady of the evening.

>>32959830
>loss

sorry

>>32959847
>that feel when Pinkie whispers that into your ear while lying on top of you

Everyone knows Fluttershy is the only slut.
Do you fags even watch the show?

As a Britfag, how can I watch the episodes of pone if I can't watch them on the live streams?

>>32959861

>>32959855
>hfw

>>32959850
>implying Fluttershy wouldn't rape us

>>32959855
"What is that ting? It looks like a hot dog but its whiter!"

>>32959850
You couldn't handle her sixteen-foot cock in your ass, anyway.

>>32959850
>implying I want to do more than just cuddle Fluttershy and brush her mane and talk about animals

>>32959855
>cocks
>plural
dude go see a doctor

>>32959861
Is there a MLP edit of that comic yet?

>>32959847
THAT'S YOUR ANSWER TO EVERYTHING!
BUT I AGREE

>>32959875
>She then takes out the ketchup bottle

>>32959875
>I'm gonna need a lot of ketchup to get that one down my throat

>>32959884
>>32959886
Catsup mind

>>32959884
>>32959886
WHY IS THERE A KETCHUP MIND THAT IS THE WORST CONDIMENT AND YOU KNOW IT

>>32959884
>She gently nibbles on the head of your wiener

>>32959883
Does the party cannon go off in my ass or hers?

>>32959863
Troll or just very stupid.

She lives on the edge of pony ville surrounded by deadly creatures and hybernating snakes. To top it off shes super shy.

She cant procreate. Ever.

>>32959895
Because Pinkie would use a sweet hotdog condiment.

>>32959868
YOUTUBE?

>>32959895
Okay, fine, she goes for the mayonnaise. Happy?

>>32959898
Well, if you can fit a "PARTY CANNON" tattoo on your dick...

There's something really wrong with this thread...

>>32959884
>>32959886
Dont forget the buns!

>>32959904
she fucks everything but ponies

>>32959895
mah nigga

>>32959855
>"Ooh, what comes out of this little slit-thingie at the top?"

>>32959855

So, I heard you pony fuckers love Twilight Sparkle so I put some Twilight Sparkle in your Twilight Sparkle.

>>32959912
>"Hey babe, do you want to see my PARTY CANNON go off?"

>>32959922
>"Now you take a nap"

>>32959919
a, a fellow xenophile

>>32959917
MY GOSH!
YOU'RE RIGHT
THERE ARE LIKE NO RAINBOW DASH PICTURES IN HERE

>>32959932
You son of a bitch

Is dis a slutty pony thread?

I speel my drink

>>32959932
>Hangover: MLP edition

>>32959921
>"Is it like mine, but smaller?"
>Suddenly, CANDY CANE IN THE URETHRA.

>>32959923
>sooo played out.

Hmm... this thread is missing something....really related to this current subject...OH YEAH!
>rape

>>32959940

Yeah, like everyone was tore up over the lack of Dash in here.

>>32959932
>referencing Cupcakes
>ever
>for any reason

>>32959956
YOU FUCKER MADE MY DICK HURT

>>32959951
Slutty ponies you say?

>>32959953
It's a Cupcakes reference

>>32959952
invite /v/

>>32959957
>Twilight is still super sensitive over those books
>is Team Jacob

>>32959970
Cupcakes is shit though.

>>32959959
WELL I WAS
WHEN I REALISED

>>32959959
W.E. I dont mind
RD is worst pony
>inb4 do not ever post that pic again
>inb4 someone says i cant inb4

>>32959958
IT'S MISSING SOMEONE TELLING ME TO SMILE SMILE SMILE! I'M SO CONFUSED!

>>32959951
N-no it isn't.

Post more.

>>32959984
DO NOT EVER POST THAT PIC AGAIN!

>>32959969
She seems to be more demure than anything in that drawing, with is an interesting counterpoint to her character which is primarily outgoing and prideful.

>>32959967
In my defense, urethral sounding is a genuine fetish that many people do have.

>>32959868
Best quality season one.

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6373833

Best quality season two.

http://www.warez-bb.org/viewtopic.php?t=12122526&highlight=

inb4 1080p is better, no they're not. The 1080p rips are full are artifacts and shit like that.

>>32959984
That's not how inb4 works.

>>32959933

fluttershy is the Equestrian equivalent of a furry

she likes to cosplay in animal suits but keeps it a secret. this is why she is so excited to see anon.

wow this is the worst fanon ever created.

I just realized that classifying ponies as sluts is totally retarded, seeing how ponies have an estrus cycle

>>32959984
>WORST PONY
YOUR OPINIONS FRIGHTEN ME

>>32959923

>>32960010
fuck off mito

>>32959956
>hfw

>>32960010
Ponies can't puke, either.

>>32960003
Nah, she cosplays as trees. That's the Equestrian equivalent of furfaggotry.

>>32960010
Cartoon ponies don't have estrus cycles you fucking moron.

>>32959951

Twilight Sparkle is the sluttiest pony. She likes getting it from like three guys at once.

>>32959984
>using "W.E." instead of "whatever"

This isn't a chat room.

>>32960039
w/e

>>32960039
w/e lol fgt

>>32960024
You'd know all about furfaggotry wouldn't you.

>>32959976
Please, I read Anne Rice to get my jollies. Team Lestat all the way.

>>32960021
I love you, Anon.

>>32960024

Talking about the pet episode, did anybody else:
>watching song
>faic
>"my that was a cute look, i wonder if there's a screencap"
>mother of god

>>32960047
Say what?

neigh

>>32960048
Not really, since I'm not a furry. But I know if you're already a cute pony, there probably wouldn't be much that's socially ostracizing about dressing up like another furry animal.

>>32960055
And Twilight is young(ish) Oprah?

>>32959976
>>32960049
>implying Twilight is that modern
>implying Twilight isn't Team Camille

>>32960057
>hello i just started watching this cartoon yesterday let me telegraph to everyone in this thread

>>32960067
Kill Me

>>32960060
>FILENAME
YOU CAN NEVER WIN ME OVER TRIXIE!

>>32960067

>>32960067
>mfw

>>32960069
>But Fluttershy, it's not Nightmare Night

>>32960075

nnnnnnnnope!

>>32960075
LATER

>>32960010
>implying that in cartoon lesbian wonderland they can't have sex for both pleasure and reproduction

>>32960067
MY BIG PROBLEM IS APPLEJACK IS TOO HUEG

>>32960067
Is this better or worse than the Megasweet original?

>>32960067

>>32960067
What's with the horrible editing?

>>32960069
>I'm not a furry.

That's the funny about labels, you don't get to choose what you get labeled as. You disgusting furry.

>that feel when in love with MLP
not just FiM, the same feel I've always had for ponies. FiM did very good at bringing it back.

>>32960108
Sure you do. Just like you get to choose your own nicknames.

>>32960108
I'm not a furry, I'm a xenophile
if I repeat it enough, I might believe me too

Did they use pone vocabulary in previous generations? Like "everypony" etc

>>32960108
Doesn't really work that way. I don't think you're a young child, just because your retardation gives you the mental capacity of one.

>>32960121
I believe you.

>>32960110
>that image

Now the song is in my fucking head you bastard.

>>32960121
Would you, or would you not, voluntarily submit your body for use as an incubator for an alien species' young?

>>32960121
Nigga FUCK you AND yo xenophilia.

>>32959799
I just love the Idea of human pinkie constantly playing with her balloons and getting told off by her friends for doing it in public.

>>32960130
i don't understand why that song

>>32960132
Is...is that how ponies are born?

>>32960108
What if I'm a furry who's fursona has a fetish for dressing up as a human?

DON'T SKINSECUTE ME, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAAND

>>32960127
Don't know, but they do that in every other kid's show.

>>32960073
>>32960073
Haha. That guy had an actual discussion and you just cut him off.

How rude of you.

>>32960132
is the alien species hot? Like, that's all about effort/reward, I don't want to put in loads of effort and get nothing out of it

>>32960072
>>32960049

>knowing any names from the Twilight series save for the three main characters

>>32960147
>not personcuting

>>32960149
we talk about everything BUT the show

>>32960150
For the purposes of this discussion, let's say they look like ponies.

>>32960149
We are pretty rude people, just the other day we were making fun of fetishists.

We tend to make fun of ourselves from time to time. See fetishists.

>>32960110

>>32960128
What is it with MLPG and red herrings? Can't hold a coherent argument so you just go for personal insults.

>>32960072
Twilight secretly has a shelf of all those terribad Harlequin romance novels

>>32960162
YOU'RE BACK! LONG TIME NO SEE SEAPONYANON

>>32960142
this is a terrible picture that makes no sense whatsoever

>>32960161
HA, I remember that shit

>>32960159
You're seriously asking me if I'd carry an adorable little foal to term and be the father of a child with a marshmallow pony?

Uh, yeah? What's the catch?

>>32960162
I still want to know how to hell do that fucking GIMP

>>32960185
Chestburster.

>>32960142
moe sidemouth ugh

>>32960175

>>32960168
>What?! N-no they aren't mine! They're just, uh, for the other library patrons! Yes! I mean really, why would I even have Affair With The Sea when it clearly conflicts with the established Waiting For A Lifetime canon?

>>32960165
I don't think it's anything in particular to MLPGs. Immature behavior is rampant across the interwebs. It amuses me, though, when they can dish it out but can't take it.

>>32960194
Ew, I wouldn't die for my fetishes.

>>32960108
>semantics are stupid, so I'm going to argue semantics

>>32960185
Your body is being used AS the incubator. Not the pony.

The one who has to inject their seed into you isBig Macintosh

>>32960194
Time to start implanting colorful alien equines in random people if that's the case.

>>32959569

>>32960194
IT'S OKAY I HAVE A HEALING FACTOR

>>32960142
>Pinkie's eye is sliding off her face

>>32960205
>implying rapidly-applied healing magic couldn't save you
It would be incredibly painful, though.

>>32960210
Okay I'm first in line.

>>32960215
DOO HOO HOO

>>32960212
thanks klonDORK

>>32960215
That's a balloon.

>>32960209
lol, I haven't seen that before. Is it new or did I miss it the first time around?

>>32960194
oh
well, no, I wouldn't die for it
like, dude, it's a fetish, not a death wish

>>32959990
>>32960049

Read it in their voices

>>32960212

Ohoho, delightful.

>>32960209
I fucking love that song.

>>32960229
That's been around for months, so you missed it the first, second, third, and quite possibly all the way up to the seventy-fifth times it was posts.

>>32960204
I guess I expected some sort of more intelligent conversation from you than some irritating cacophony of dribbling childish insults.

My bad, tough guy.

>>32960201
"Don't worry Twilight. I wasn't particularly proud when I was writing them either."

>>32960234
how can you say you love her if you won't even let her spawn rupture your organs

>>32960223
No prob anonymous

>>32960212
Hah. Well done, sir and/or ma'am.

Sure this thread is going to places...

>>32960270
Sometimes I think all the love has gone out of this relationship.

>>32960273
I SUGGEST COLLECTIVE MASTURBATION

>>32960259
>you're a furry
>you're retarded
>stop online bullying me!

Stay classy, anon

>>32960273
TO ONWARDS!

>>32960248
You just keep getting better and better don't you.

What OCs do you like/not find repulsive?

Hard mode: No Sleepyhead or Jessy
Nightmare mode: Not from /co/ or your own OC

>>32960259
>>32960286
Calm your tits, both of you

>>32960121
>>32960108

That's funny guys, because I'm a fan of anthropomorphic fiction as well as an original G1-G2 MLP fan and you pony fuckers disgust me!

You and your idol, Mark Merlino are the reason why furry fandom got corrupted into the "alternate lifestyler sexual deviant" orgyfest of social outcasts that not even b-tards would touch with a 50 ft pole.

>>32960285
DAMN IT NO NO NO NEVER AND NO AGAIN!

>>32960295
Don't waste your breath on those prudes.

>>32960298
"again"?

>>32960285
COLLECTIVEMASTURBATIONANON, SEAPONYANON...IT'S LIKE I'M ON NOVEMBER AGAIN!

>>32960292
Impossible mode no Coke pony.

>>32960273
>threads going places
Why do they say this? Thread goes no where. It just here. It no move, why say a thing moves when it clearly does not. Why say these things!?

>>32960312
Scootaloo you have a case of the Sweetie

>>32960306
MY FAVORITE AMENDMENT IS THE FIFTH ONE

>>32960312
Scootaloo, it's time to go to places

>>32960292
>>32960308
Blackjack, from Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons.

Just gonna nip off and shoot myself in the head now. Toodles.

>>32960325
Places like the rainbow factory.

What the fuck is a coke pony?

>>32960284
Only lust remains now

>>32960308
Little does anonymous know that cola pony's fluids are rather infectious.

Have you been a little gassy lately? Got a strange sweet taste in your mouth that won't seem to go away?

>>32960289
I guess so

>>32960334
YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW
IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE
FOREVER

>>32960303
I honestly think it's just RS posting as Anonymous. Practically every time RS shows up, someone argues with him, even though we have other smut writers here far more often.

>>32960292
shit this is hard
Cloudia is kind of cute I guess

>>32960341
don't start transformation

it's too early for this poner

>>32960341
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE TO ASK THAT RIGHT NOW?
I just went out for a short walk and i can taste blood on my breath and it hurts to breath, quite worrying.

>>32960308
DID SOMEONE SAY COKE PONY?!

>>32960350
WHERE IS HIS HAT?!
I LOVE HATS
I NEED HATS

>>32960332
Can somebody just tl;dr Rainbow Factory for me? I don't feel like reading fanfiction right now.

>>32960341
Oh man I love transformation

>>32960367
OH BOY HERE WE GO

>>32960350
Seriously you are already my favorite namefag.

>>32960353
Why would he do that?

>>32960352
SHARE ME YOUR SECRETS!
I MUST INTO COKE PONY.

>>32960212

KLONDIKE DRAW ME ANUS!

>>32960367
YES COKE PONY!

>>32960372
You are wearing it.

>>32960353
Yeah, but there's a handful of anons I've really pissed off over the months. I'm talking a lot of ass damage here. I post anonymously sometimes, but never samefag. Why would I?

>>32960337
I told my mother you were the one. We have to make this work!

>>32960367
I do liquidy things to her.

>>32960379
Shut up Unity

>>32960341

>>32960379
Well there aren't that many contributing namefags, are there
LET'S DISCUSS HOW GREAT SOARIN AND BRAEBURN ARE

>>32960382
If he's going to draw anything, it's going to be ponified Zach de la Rocha fucking a carriage while staring longingly at a poster of a carriage assembly line. I've been asking him to do it for about a year now.

>>32960400
I ain't samefagging yo

>>32960341
I can't wait to mingle my liquids with hers

>>32960292
Bellrunner

>>32960398
Like spit on her?

>>32960400
If only.
>>32960403
Favorite gay male ship by far.

>>32960292
I'm generally fine with any that's cute, well drawn, and not overdone (pic related is pushing it). And also not having sex with futa Twilight.

>>32960069
dressing as trees is like dressing as food

>>32960392
IS SHE READING A COMIC BOOK WITH HERSELF IN IT?
THAT'S AWESOME

>>32960367
what i would give just to taste her...

>>32960422
She drew it herself.

>>32960400
I'm not samefagging.

>>32960410
NO NO HE MUST DRAW COKE PONY!

>>32960432
RAINBOW DASH ALWAYS DRESSES IN STYLE

>>32960434
Then what are you doing?

>>32960420
Hmm. What about human furries who dress up like cows or pigs? Or any other animal raised for meat?

>>32960430
Even if it meant you'd become another coke poni?

>>32960380
>>32960391
Attention, I guess. What have you done to anger so many people?

Some preferred your HFPS stuff, but it's your decision to write what you want. If it's about starting the written smut thing, I'm sure you aren't even the first, considering this is the internet.

I've seen you argue with people, but it's always been the same arguments. Have you been overly rude on your FiMchan thread or something?

>>32960430
I bet she tastes like Vanilla Coke.
Going to go buy some soda soon.
Coca-Cola stock goes up by one due to MLPG.

>>32960433
EVEN BETTER!

>>32960434
>>32960448
MY OWN CLONES, NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS

>>32960448
Just hanging out.

>>32960417
>not having sex with futa Twilight
>not taking the whole shaft inside you
>not clenching around her to hear her coo and moan
>not cumming madly when she explodes inside you
I agree man that shit is gross

>>32960420
Who the fuck eats trees? You are an odd person.