>inb4 shit storm

>rape

Grimace.

That nigga is neon purple

>>32948965

Leela's seems to be all one tone, whereas Rarity's has like blue and shit in it.

Bring me the cuddle slut!

Rarity because Leela dyed her hair, it wasn't always purple.

>forced intercourse

Twilight Sparkle is the purpliest
purple skin
purple hair
she even has a purple dragon

>>32948994
Why would Rarity do that. AJ is dead now. Dead. No more silly AJ, hard working pony.

Leela, hands down.

>>32949015
I'll be your cuddle slut tonight anon. Tonight and every night.

>not rubbing your pony's heat-swollen vulva until her fat ponyshaft explodes
>2012

>that feel when you'll never be a good artist

>>32948994

>>32948994
Oh man, those faces.
Why is Rarity so freaked out at her hooves in the last panel?

Also the second panel is a long square nose and a pointy chin.

>>32949030
because she tracked mud into her house, did you even read the comic?

>>32949026
>bake a fresh batch of cookies
>tell fluffy ponies they can have them if they have sex
>it's impossible with all that fluff

>>32948994

Why aren't you drawing crossover porn /co/?

>>32949042
Tehmeh's a good artist?

WE NEED AN MLPG MAP for TF2!

>rape EVERYWHERE!

It still says I can't find the server.
>You will never bro it up with people from the generals in a friendly match of TF2

>>32949057
>fluffy pony then drowns

>>32949027
>>32949027
I never thought of that.
>mfw

>>32949042
DRAW MORE.

THAT IS THE ONLY CURE FOR YOU!

It's 00:58. Do you know where your fluffy pony is? You better keep an eye on it, and help that helpless being through life, otherwise it'll probably die horribly.

>>32949042
>You will never master hyper realism in one year

Will TF2 Be enough for me to use the group chat? Or will I actually have to buy something?

>>32949123
Ehhg, I don't think so.

>>32949083
>>32949057
>Just give cookies to fluffy pony
>it drowns

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

Oh god wat
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/766685#search=My_Little_Pony

>>32949081
Server is new, understandably, it'll be prone to errors and glitches.

>>32949077
Nah, nothing colorful or extravagant

TUN TUN, DUN DUN

>>32948965

I'd probably go with Rarity on this one. While Leela has just the one static shade of purple, Rarity's hair has a lot of purple hues in it.

>>32949136
Is this smile good enough for ya?

>>32949065

>>32949134
No silly, they only drown when you take your eyes off them. The fluffy pony would just adorably lick your fingers and get some caught in the fluff around its mouth and happily ask for more.

>>32949153
ONLY DEAD etc

>>32949163
What an eyesore

>>32949169
That was my reaction.

>>32949153
n..n-NO!

>>32949136
I can almost feel her happiness

>>32949178
What happens if I coat my dick in peanut butter and present it to a fluffy pony?

>>32949077
You want this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUjW4jkb_zo

But instead of Cory in the House, you want
>rape
This picture accompanied with the word Appledash
SMILe
NTSTSTSTSTSTS
and every single stupid and terrible idea dinofag presents for some awful crap he'll never actually commit to

Rev up those ponies, because there's a new episode this week!

>>32949180
>>32949150
Tell you guys what: If you can make a map yourself, I'll see if I can add that map into the server. Not in rotation, just for a special event or whenever the urge or want arises, goofing around and such

>>32949214
Yes please

I'm really hoping for a body sway episode

Applejack - Rarity
Fluttershy - Pinkie Pie
Twilight - Rainbowdash

That would be an interesting episode, they can all get into an argument over who has it the hardest and learn a valuable lesson that we all have adversity to deal with and we should respect everyone's struggles.

>>32949123
is your chat working

>>32949218
Who cares!! THE episode is the Pinkie one

>>32949134
>always ending with instantly drowning pony
Come on anon. If they always die so quickly, how are you supposed to become emotionally attached to them and be devastated by their death?

>>32949133
You don't think I'll have to buy something?

http://aleximusprime.deviantart.com/art/A-Gift-from-Rarity-277717270

>>32949136
she needs a DDR pad under her hooves

>>32949243
WELL, I WONDER HOW NAUGHTY LITTLE SPIKEY WIKEY GOT UP THERE

>>32949241
I still like the original premise where they're fine as house pets, but once they're on their own in the wild, their sub-Sweetie Bell intelligence causes almost adorable death.

>>32949243
WHO KEEPS MAKING THESE

>>32949243

>>32949136
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gobL8WY6-U0

Rarity confirmed for best noises

>>32949245
That or have someone gift you a game.

That reminds me, I still have

Gundemonium Recollection
Arcadia

left over from Christmas.

Which one do you want?

>>32949237
>Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy swap
>Fluttershy can't handle all the unrivaled energy inside Pinkies body
>Goes wacky

I would watch this episdoe

let's post ponies in http://www.vinesaucevidya.com/

>>32949278
Bitch, please.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1adNgZl_3Q

What the FUCK, guys.

>>32949241
probably like phoenixes

>>32949288

>asking us to raid

>>>/b/

>>32949285
I don't know what either of those are, surprise me!

Rarity always wins

>introduce fluffy pony to coke pony
>yay they're making friends
>go to get them shacks
>fluffy pony drowned

>>32949243
IT BEGINS

>>32949321
In my penis

if i wanted to draw a pony in kneeling position is it possible? if not what is the best substitute?

>>32949323
>sexually

>>32949320
The first is an animu shmups
Dunno about the other

>>32949320
I still need an ID, I don't have you on my list.

>>32949298
Not even trying

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpe_iLEVnwc&t=0m14s

>>32949321
No, dash is the one obsessed with winning.

>>32949313
>fluffy ponies die quickly and horribly
>jump up a few minutes later and prance around

>>32949042
Oh boy, before and after comparisons. Thought I should post mine.

Not bad for starting about three months ago. What do you guys think?

>>32949341
not sure their legs bend that way

>>32949358
oh god for a moment i thought it was another vore picture

Has someone drawn fluffy ponies trying and failing to have sex yet?

>>32949359
He's in the MLPG group.

>>32949358
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!

>>32949359
Commanderjesus88

>>32949358
All of her sisters dissapoint

>>32949382
>YOU GOTTA SHARE YOU GOTTA CARE

What happens if a fluffy pony plays with matches?

>>32949358
Blanket forts are fun.

Someone draw the CMCs in a blanket fort

>>32949364
Are you trying to tell me that you ARENT in love with fluttershys voice? ITS SO BEAUTIFUL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQtgtCIMPuc

>>32949369
before I could only do stick figures
in like
3 days
bam
ponies
still can't pose them

>>32949408
I will later.

>NoInk, Nanaki, CrookedTrees and Dovne discuss MLPG

>>32949286
>>32949286
Yeah and seeing Applejack try and be fancy while Rarity has to get down and dirty would be priceless as well.

>>32949405

>>32949273
>Release fluffy pony into the wild
>trips into a puddle
>drowns

>>32949408
>Blanket fort using the kitchen chairs and sofa cushions.
Only the MLPGeneral is able to make me feel these massive waves of nostalgia.

>>32949397
>>32949320
Jesus, why didn't you post the character creator for dat Saints Row 3 boss.

>>32949430
AHAHA OH FUCK

>Dicking around Gmod while watching movies
>See Friendship cannon.
>Shoot It
>A Fucking rainbow beam shoots where I shot and explodes everything near it in a loud colorful blast.
>My Speakers shake the desk and wake up my brother.
>The intensity somehow kills my graphic drivers and leaves the screen blank.
>MFW this is the power of the Sonic Rainboom.

>>32949397
But Bigmac is the best

>>32949418
What? No, this is about noises.

Rarity makes noises with her mouth and they are the best.

>>32949369
Pretty damned righteous. Impressively done. Now I just need to do better

>>32949382
I try to fap to MLPR34, but pictures like this pop up in my mind and im like "LOL NOPE"

>>32949430
>They dont want to suck our cocks! They are mean!

>>32949459
why arent you drawing

So I have this really primal urge: I like seeing and reading about pony rape, especially RBD. How fucked up am I?

>>32949470
>borny con

>>32949449
Because the SR3 website is horrible and retarded and I can't use it correctly.

>>32949430
Yeah there pretty much right if they came her and tried to talk to us we would set them on fire and kill them

>>32949470
>Borny Con
cannot unsee

>>32949273
...So they're yukkuri?

>>32949494
Add

>>32949470
>borny

>all this talk of fluffy pony prone to dying
OH GOD I JUST REALIZED FLUFFY ISN'T HERE
WHY WEREN'T YOU WATCHING HER?
SHE'S PROBABLY DEAD NOW

>>32949436
>fluffy ponies released into the wild
>some forget to eat and starve
>some forget to release themselves and die of burst bladders
>some eat rocks
>some get caught in bushes and cant escape
>cant outrun predators
>dont notice a cliff ends, just walk off
>try to fly, wings cant escape fluff, fall

The ink on the NDAA is barely dry and now the House is pushing another bill that can strip someone's citizenship away for being hostile to the US... as if citizenship means anything anymore.

I've got a tupperware container with some weed, broken up into 15 pieces. My ritual this whole season has been to smoke a nug every time a new episode comes out. I'm wondering how many I'll get through before I get taken away.

I'm terrified. And some of you might say I'm over-reacting, and I hope you're right. I hope I'm that paranoid liberal douchebag who we can all laugh at come next month. God I hope I am.

But there's a new episode on Saturday. And as far as I know, there will be a new episode every Saturday for the next fifteen weeks.

I'm gonna miss you pervs, I've had nothing but good times here.

>>32949515
There goes the world supply of pony vectors.

>>32949509
Just did. Wasn't paying attention.

>>32949434
That would be awesome! Honestly I'm sure if they do one it'll be great. But the pairs are unpredictable in the end. Opposite and Opposite seem to be the most obvious choices.
Rarity being unable to talk in her fancy accent. The first thing she'd do is take a bath and 'ruin' Applejacks hair.

>>32949430
Dovne is not a faggot? I just assume he is one considering he only draw males fucking.

>>32949520
you can suck my dick to repeal ndaa

>>32949518
It's so sad, but I can't stop laughing.
I just keep imagining their oblivious faces as they do these things.

>>32949430
I don't remember that thread

>>32949430
>Noink: /co/ is just bad now. Very sad.

Says the guy who can't get off Megasweet's dick.

who is your favorite pone mine is speedy cloud

>>32949483
I am. I'm not streaming

>>32949563
Tree Kicker and Squiggly Tail.

>>32949561
He's right though

bouncing baby bunies burning brightly

>>32949563
Song Smile

>>32949430
I AINT EVEN MAD NEGRO

>>32949563
Flutterbutter

>>32949582
DO NOT EVER POST THAT PIC AGAIN!

>>32949518
But they reproduce aesexually, and are capable of it withing minutes of being 'born.' Somehow they never go extinct.

>>32949494
I meant the slider numbers and shit.

Yes, the SR3 website is a piece of shit

>>32949563
You mean carpet muncher?

>>32949581
But it doesn't matter.

>>32949599
She is Lighthing Lesbian.

>>32949563
Magic Purple

>>32949599
You mean Lightning Lesbian.

>>32949563
YOURS!

>Being in a pony thread
>Not playing Katawa Shoujo
>January 5th, 2012

>>32949537
I really want to see not so much a body swap, but the earthies/pegasus/unicorns switch places to try to fool every one. Fluttershy painted blue, Twilight with squiggly hair, etc etc

>>32949605
>>32949612
sorry

>>32949382

Hey Pinkie Pie! Why the long face?

>>32949620
I finished Hanako route, then I got bored

>>32949600
Course not. The same whiny little kids that drive away all the best artists just get butthurt and cry more, never cleaning up their own bullshit.

>>32949563
i like purple gems she is pretty

>>32949563
Mine is Lazy DoNothing

>>32949595
Fluffy ponies are the new parasprites?

So what happens when a fluffy pony shits?

I'M AT THE PIZZA HUT

>>32949632
>Haruko
>Not GLORIOUS Rin or GLORIOUS Shizune

>>32949643
hey thats me

>>32949599
delicious

Oh god who died now?

>>32949430
This means Nanaki is not coming back right?

Nobody ever suspects marshmallowiest pony

>fluffy pony goes outside to pick flowers
>strong gust of wind
>pony never seen again

>>32949598
I'll get to it, remind me tomorrow.

I'M AT THE TACO BELL

>>32949650
im at the taco bell

>Not having Song Smile as your forced waifu.
You can't possibly be serious.

RAPE IS NOW LEGAL IN PONYVILLE
YOU ARE THE BIGGEST AND STRONGEST PONY IN PONYVILLE, NEARLY TWICE THE SIZE OF THE NEAREST CONTENDER.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

>>32949662
Attention whores never really leave

>>32949634
>noink
>wolf nanaki
>crookedtrees
>dovne

>best artists

>>32949662
god i hope so.

>>32949563

Gay Parade best pone

>>32949649
rocket propulsion

>>32949661
moot

>>32949651
No thanks, I don't like hipsters or cunts

>>32949237

I kinda don't want to see Pinkie and Fluttershy swap because I want each voice actress to have to try and do a new character. I'm trying to Imagine Tabitha do Applejack's accent, and Ashleigh reprise her Manehattenite one.

But a body swap episode in general would be pretty dank, no matter what the pairs are.

>>32949434

I feel like Rarity would, since it isn't her body, take the opportunity to get mad dirty with NO REPERCUSSIONS! While Applejack, afraid of ruining Rarity's pretty while in possession of her form, tries extra hard to take care of ti and actually ends up adopting her fussy mannerisms.

>>32949661
nobody ever suspects the >rape bus

What would you make of a real life pony - that is, an actual pony, like the ones we have in stables - with the personality, coloration, and ability to speak like one of the mane cast?

I'M AT THE COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL

>>32949634

anyone have any Megasweet comics? ;3

>>32949595
>fluffy ponies subjugated by pony society for their inferior intelligence
>they're the court jesters

>>32949661
The bus giveth and taketh away all tripfags.

Yea verily we submit to the >rape bus.

>>32949476
/co/ truculence is something interesting.

It weeds out all of the pansies and bitches with no self confidence, but then it leaves us with total assholes like Ross and Glitter.

>>32949654
That's poor dieting Dash. Also who's carpet is that you live in a cloud palace?

>>32949651
>not Lilly

>>32949662
Jesus Christ I hope so.
All that otherkin faget ever does is complain.

>>32949644
But no one wants them gone. They never seem to eat anything, they don't expell waste. Just wander around with vacant happy looks on their faces interact randomly with their environment.
It's like desktop ponies in real life.

>>32949685
and best album

>>32949520
I just checked this; he's right.

>>32949679

Find Rainbow Dash.

Pin her down and make her scream.

>>32949679

Enter the pro wrestling circuit, then open a chain of celebrity gyms to cash in on my fame!

>>32949662
nanaki shows up every once in a while to remind us he is never coming back.

>>32949430
Oh hey, I was screencapped, awesome!

>Bronies

>>32949671
>>32949673
>tacobellmind

>>32949703
MS only made like one comic. a long time ago

>>32949668
>fluffy pony lands in a patch of dirt
>nurtured by the environment to become strong fluffy pony dandelion with lots of fluffy pony babies
>strong gust of wind
>THE CYCLE REPEATS

What episode are fluffy pones from? I think I missed one or something.

>>32949712
>>32949694
>>32949661
I am pro at dodging buses.

>>32949649
Fluffy ponies dont poop

They just grow more fluff as a waste product

>>32949697
>mfw

>>32949752
I think he is making futashy comics now.

>>32949736
Where do you go if your citizenship is stripped?

>>32949042
more like that feel when either those pictures are doctored or that guy drew 12 hours a day with reference, every single day for a year

>>32949703
Only that one gum comic thing.

It's not very good.

>>32949727
My fluffy pony tried to make me breakfast. She got a huge pot out, and it fell on her head and stuck there. She ran through the whole house like a chicken with its head cut off until it found my bed and woke me up by running into me.

>>32949738
NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT

>>32949662
I'll drop in every now and again, just to bug you.
It's like...all I have to do is be here, and you all flip your shit. It's hilarious.

>>32949697
I'M AT THE TACO BELL MAN, I DON'T SEE YOU. WHERE U AT?

>>32949774
Japan

>>32949679
Go show that I am the perfect pone to spread his seed. All other beta male ponies are mad jelly at how Alpha I am.

>>32949683

Crooked trees is the best artist in this fandom. No Ink was here pretty much from the beginning. If you want good art from this fandom, you go other places than /co/.

It's one thing to shit in your own nest. It's another to pretend your shit don't stink.

>>32949784
>rape

>>32949774
EQUESTRIA

>>32949774
same place all non citizens go, hell

What if all of the ponies were spiders?

>>32949784
Well, you do complain a lot.

Hops was total bro though

>>32949777
That's totally possible
>Welfare for your Ramen
>Internet for your references

>>32949784
OH MY GOD I AM LITERALLY BURNING WITH RAGE WHY DON'T YOU DIE YOU DISGUSTING WOLF NANAKI

>>32949752
saw him earlier today on /soc/...people in the /b/ pony thread said come here... =[

>>32949774
Canada

>>32949750
I might actually like that Pinkie pillow

>>32949797
THEN I WOULD BE SCARED OF THEM

>>32949784
>hurr look at me, I have so much power over your emotions, and it's hilarious!

>>32949783
I'll make her scream because she wanted me to.

>>32949778
He just makes pictures now with the silliest captions imaginable

>this sure is a big bed!

>>32949805
Too much of a bro if you ask me.

he just wants to get in your pants

>>32949285
>Gundemonium Recollection
Reminded me of rrootage. I think my record was 6b or 6c.

What happens if I hold a fluffy pony down against her will and shave her?

>>32949774
off to the UK, jolly ol' chap!

No, but in all seriousness, i'd love to go to the uk for once. Heard the people are nice, the weather is good, etc. Plus, they play DnB on the radio! DO WANT!

>>32949822
But they all want to hug you and crawl on your skin, giving you a really uncomfortable panicky feeling!

PONY SHOULD SING SONGS

>>32949805
I really don't hate anybody and wish people could stick around and talk instead of leaving and badmouthing off-site.

>>32949520
>Say shit about the US on facebook
>Government strip your citizenship away
>Get sent Guantanamo
Again, why do you keep calling your country "free"?

>>32949750

...Sort of want.

But can never have.

>>32949852
BECAUSE YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING YOU WANT HERE

>>32949839
You would run out. There is no pony beneath the fluff.

>>32949792
crookedtrees was never really a part of these threads though, and as for no ink, sure he was one of the first
and so was caluliri
and kloudmutt
they aren't that impressive or significant anymore, hell I'd take either rose or tess over all three of them any day
alas, poor dovne, I miss him much. I remember when he just started out drawing his ponies...

>>32949750
Want, but I have my dignity. But I'm sure that most of you dont. Who else wants it?

>>32949839
She dies but each large piece of fluff turns into another fluffy pony and grows to full size within minutes.

>>32949784

>>32949849
That feel when you purposefully drive off artists and the they never return.

>>32949852
It sounds cool, and we can trade mark the slogan.

>>32949792
>Crooked trees is the best artist in this fandom.

>>32949537
>>32949537
lol I don't think Applejack would freak over a bath, but Rarity taking her body to the spa for a full fledged makeover with pony-petty would do the trick.

Also Rarity seeing Applejack use her body to corral critters, and try to buck some apples would be a good laugh. Not only that we get to see her famous manners when eating being portrayed through her body.

Just think of all the possibilities and it could even be a two-parter for more laughs. Heck there is enough material with just Rarity/Applejack I cant even imagine what the others would bring to the table.

>>32949625
>>32949625
Please elaborate on that, it confused me.

>>32949750
>A single bed
>2012

>>32949872
>>32949877
ITs like Gremlins

>>32949750
>>32949750
Not man enough....

>>32949886
Hey drawing the same shit for months take skill bro.

>>32949520
>I hope I'm that paranoid liberal douchebag who we can all laugh at come next month. God I hope I am.
I'm a conservative and this freaks me the fuck out. No American administration should have that power, on either side.

We're in a class war between corporations and unions, we've got a political class made of lawyers who are career politicians and amateur slavers, and fewer people than ever know how to run a voting precinct if, God forbid, an emergency were declared.

I bet 75% of the citizens would just shrug if Washington announced that, due to the state of emergency (of whatever comes up), elections are "postponed."

>>32949759
Yeah, well we're getting better at steering.

>>32949661
THERE ARE NO BRAKES IN THE RAPE BUS

>>32949792
But PHN is like the best artist in the fandom right now.

His stuff is a breathe of fresh air.

Daily dose
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/phoenix/res/9120.html

>>32949887
Im sure Applejack have to take a lot of baths because she work in the mud and the dirt.

>>32949825
>putting your name in the email field

>>32949809
BECAUSE I AM TOO BUSY NOT BEING DEAD

>>32949804
Every once in a while. But after this post I'll be anon so it doesn't matter anymore.

>>32949889
>sleep in big bed
>crushing loneliness every night

>>32949784
Shut up Nanaki

>>32949918
yup. Well at least the best one who hangs out here

>>32949913
For some reason, I am now imagining the Rape bus riding along some train tracks, doing a multi-track drift.

those fluffy ponies, they keep multiplying. we have to put an end to this.

>>32949852

It's like a fast food promotion.

FREE COUNTRY!*

*Offer only valid at participating locations.

>>32949927
Leave

>>32949918
>PHN
He's certainly amazing, and a very on-your-level kinda guy. There's absolutely no air of superiority about him, he's just an awesome guy that draws fantastically.

>>32949927
if you didn't make posts like this people wouldn't keep trying to fling shit at you man

>>32949918
But 0r0 is clearly the best artist in the fandom.
Mans a national treasure.

>>32949946
My gun is at your disposal, sir!

>>32949908
The year is 2026...

>>32949880
What's the point?
>>32949887
They could pull it off in 22 minutes. It's a pretty standard episode plot in cartoons and with magic it seems kind of obvious they could do it. Along with, you know...
love potion episode
>>32949918
He's pancake flipping amazing and watching him draw is mesmerizing

>>32949927
Why do you post here if all you do is bitch about everyone here offsite all the time.

I've seen you in 0r0 streams and /co/ being shit is all you ever seem to talk about.

>>32949922
>complaining about people listening to "obscure" music
>the bands they do like sound fake and nonexistent
Ponychan. Ponychan never changes...

>>32949969
>love potion episode

But who is using this?

WELL
YOU KNOW
WE STILL HAVE ANONYMOUS
I THINK HE IS MY FAVOURITE DRAWFAG

>>32949969
>dat sun

>>32949946
>the fluff is kevlar

>>32949908
>I'm a conservative
>We're in a class war
You're a rare breed for having uttered those two things. Most Americans I have argued with try to deny class war exists.

>leave MLPG at the beginning of December
>thread quality has improved upon return

Huh. Is this just luck on my part, or have these things actually started to stabilize?

>>32949969
If you have sex with someone under the effect of a love potion, is it >rape

>>32949967
>>32949967
I didn't ask for this.

>>32949927
It's posts like this that make us dislike you.
You're just another Mito, only responding to the meta shit in a HAHA I BEST TROLL kind of way.

>>32950006
>4chan threads
>Improving over time

>>32949992
Fluffy ponies are not really harmed by bullets. They just pass through the fluff and exit on the other side, no real harm done.

>>32949693
>>32949693
>But a body swap episode in general would be pretty dank, no matter what the pairs are.
>would be pretty dank,
>dank

dank: : unpleasantly moist or wet <a dank basement>

>mfw

>>32950006
Quality changes day to day. Day of the week, month of the year, even the year itself doesn't drastically affect quality here too much.

You ever heard a fluffy pony scream in agony as it burned to death?

>>32949998
Then you talk to the wrong people. I'm also a conservative that believes fuck yes are we involved in a class warfare.

>>32949985
No he isn't.

>>32949795

If only... If only...

>>32950006
It;s all in the time of day, not the date I think
Things are more or less the same

>Not filtering Wolf Nanaki
Is not that hard faggots

>>32950007
Is it rape if X and Y are being forced to have sex with eachother by Z?

>>32950036
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dank
Also an expression requently used by stoners and hippies for something of high quality.

>>32950029
Oh, really?

>>32950057
>filtering
Sorry man 4chan on easy mode is no fun

>>32950029
Oh, no harm is done. But they still feel the pain of the shot. You can torture your pony endlessly and it'll never die. It's something I do when I'm bored.

>>32950006
>>32950007
Never change MLPG

>>32950029
yet they are prone to dieing on their own....

>>32949985
I rather like Dalapony.

>>32950007
Depends on what kind of love potion we're talking about here.

>>32949982
>>32950007
I have no idea...just a thought.
It usually works something like
>someone brews love potion
>leaves it out for a second
>person barges in feeling thirsty
>oh hey fruit punch
>drinks it and now in love with the person who brewed it.

Which two ponies would you pick to see this?

>>32950042
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQfe2TdyHjY&list=UU1yBKRuGpC1tSM73A0ZjYjQ&index=108&featu
re=plcp

What do you think of this?

>>32950040
No, but I have seen the horror in their eyes as they feel their existence slowly slip away and they have no way to show emotion without it being misconstrued as being adorable.

Goddamn, when it started running around aimlessly I just had to drop the bucket of water and laugh. They're so damn cute.

>>32950073
Yeah. I left a ton of food out for my pony when I went away for the week. It forgot to eat, and starved to death.

>>32949967
>80 years go by
>you are browsing the 4chan archives as 4chan has ceased to exist years ago on your iBrain.
>you sigh as everyone on that board has most likely died by now
>however you don't care
>a small pink ponie is sleeping in your feet
>you don't have much time left.. but you made it to see the progression of bio engineering make your dream come true
>"it's an interesting life i had"

You guys are bumming me out, acting like SOPA will get anywhere. I'm going to bed

>>32950042
Told you so. But you all ignore me thanks to the massive fuck-up of the Russians. If we abandoned everything simply because Russians have failed at, we'd go back to the Stone Age.

>>32950070

In hindsight, this was inevitable.

>>32950063
Just imagine, all of us suddenly filter Nanaki, and everytime he comes he is completely ignored, that would make him incredibly butthurt and, as he wouldn't get the attention he needs to survive, he would wither and die horribly.

>>32950101
>Water water everywhere, and not a drop to drink
>drowns

>>32950106
>not transplanting your brain to a custom made pony.

>>32950094
>ponies will never be taken seriously or be seen as anything other than adorable
>leading cause of pony death is severe existential crisis

>>32950091

stopped at typical rich bad guy.

I don't need some tits mcgee dumbing things down for me off a teleprompter.

>>32950107
The cost of freedom is eternal vigilance

>>32950106
>not uploading your brain in a robot body to live forever upgrading when necessary
Casual

>>32950122
That won't work.

>>32950133
>Wanting to live forever

>>32950094
>fluffy pony tries to have a serious conversation
>you just pat it on the head and tell it how adorable it is

>>32949969
>>32949969
Love potion episode + No male supporting cast = ????

>mfw

>>32950087
Honestly, it would work well with any of them. Fluttershy would probably start stalking them, Rainbow Dash would just straight up start making out with them at every opportunity, Rarity would probably keep dropping hints everywhere, trying to get them to woo her, Applejack would be boring as usual and calmly ask them out in her usual country manner, and Twilight would probably be busy studying.

>>32950106
Don't do this anon.

Don't do this to me.

>>32950133

And yet /co/ hates Dresden Codak.

>>32950125
>>32950133
>living forever
>not going insane
>not forgetting everything that made you you over the years
might as well die knowing who i was.

Why do all the vore artists depict AJ being eaten? Must be Bridle Gossip...

>>32950087
Twilight need something Applejack have for the potion, they leave the potion in the house, AB or Mac drink it.

>>32950147
>not wanting to live forever
Dude we already made it awesome
It ends with you and your rival having universe wide RTS with different rules each time

>>32950094
>fluffy pony is as intelligent as anything else, but is forced to live as a second class being, constantly being mistreated and abused because of their perceived stupidity

>>32950106
Oh the times to come...

Also I want to sketch something pony related really quick. That bus was fun to do without having to go over the thing and fix it a bunch of times. Any suggestions?

>>32950172

>>32950141
Not with that attiitude

>>32950196
GUMMY

>>32950128
>Twilight gives a very profession symposium at MIT on the topic of various high level subject in both the fields of science and magic and how they relate to one another
>After the lecture is over she asks for questions

>"YOU'RE ADORABLE!"
>"That....want a question."

If you're ever bored, blindfold your fluffy pony and let it run around in panic. Every now and then, forcibly restrain it and tell it it's a stupid pony, as it freaks out trying to escape. They make the most adorable squeak when they run into a wall.

>>32950185
Oh yeah
That thread was awesome.
And only we could be big enough dicks to destroy the universe because we're butthurt because the rules

1000 years
without your sister

>>32950184
>AB finds it
>I LOVE THIS CHAIR!

Will you ease your pony's heavy burden?

>>32950087
This sounds like a pretty decent set up for a Berry Punch fanfiction, not that some interpretations of her don't already have her a lush with zero inhibitions.

So, what? Now we've got a always drunken pony staggering around Ponyville trying to taste Zecora?

>>32950225
>1000 years without incest

>>32950091
I think it's wonderful that a citizen of wealth, of his own free will, turned some of it into an engine for job creation and higher education. I think it's lovely that it wasn't stolen from him and spent propping up an entitlement program for half a year, dissipating through the old and infirm into Taco Bell's coffers.

>>32950059

Butters was literally the most fitting reaction image he could have.

>>32950147
>not being able to enjoy eons of time spent learning all the secrets of the universe, sharing knowledge with the rest of your race who ascended along side you, watching new civilizations rise and fall, and learning from them as well. Accepting new members as their civilizations reach levels where they can be introduced and nurturing them until they have caught up.

That feel when after millenia, on a planet unknown to science today, a species of small pastel coloured quadropeds begins research that will eventually end with them standing by your side, experiencing the wondered of the universe together.

>>32950059
>>32950059
>Also an expression requently used by stoners <----

There I stopped reading right there.

>>32950196
Pone playing guitar.

>>32950245

>>32950240
I would cradle and sooth a pony

>>32950275
Would "Also an expression frequently used by Californians..." work any better?

>>32950251
What of the countless others who hoard their wealth away like a dragon though? When you're dead, you're dead, and when you're at a certain size, surely enough is enough.

I treat my fluffy pony with love and always hug her and cuddle her and tell her how pretty she is. Why does she always cry herself to sleep?

>>32950289
She's happy someone like you is taking care of her.

>>32950289
Maybe you're not touching her enough?

>>32950208
No references no nothing

>>32950276
With hooves or mouth?

>>32950240
If I was sworn to carry them, then yes.

>>32950266
It's a difficult choice.

On one hand, I wish to someday experience the serenity of death.
On the other, it would be amazing to live for eons and learn about everything the universe holds.

>>32950184
>Spike drinks it
>Suddenly in love with anyone not Rarity
>Rarity tries to pretend she'd not jelly
>>32950241
To be honest I read a fic like this a while back. Twilight brewed it up and RD, thinking it was juice, drank it down and fell in love with her, like tackling her and pinning her and stuff. It was pretty decent too. Berry could work too but she'd just be in love with her bottle.

>>32950302
>With hooves or mouth?
Your choice.

>fluffy Rarity tries to make a dress
>butchers the cloth
>dissolves into tears until she falls asleep on the mess she made
>you punish her for making the mess

>>32950196
Please color it too so I can frame it on my fridge.

>>32950266
Fucking this
To see how a civilization rises from banging two stones together to creating flying cars and wipe itself out, or you know realizing that's stupid and advance thousands of years acquiring incredible powers would be incredible
To have so much knowledge, to see so many things...

Or Mewtwo (the joke just kicked in yo).

You will

>>32950221
I just thought of those squeaky fluffy things from the 80's Rainbow Brite toyline. My sisters had the red and the blue ones. They squeaked when you shake them.

>>32950306
Amazo android.

>>32950312
>To be honest I read a fic like this a while back. Twilight brewed it up and RD, thinking it was juice, drank it down and fell in love with her, like tackling her and pinning her and stuff.
I... was also thinking about that fic too. Weird.

yeah it is

sadfrog.jpg

>>32950240
Lean on me, when you're not strong

And I'll be your friend. I'll help you carry on

An Apple personal computer is cheaper than a personal computer?

Elaborate please.

>>32950302
That is boner burstingly terrific

>>32950287
>implying rich people won't do away with inheritance tax completely just so they can be buried with all their earthly possessions

>"You should cann me bway cause im never going away"

Uh..what?

Text the sentence in this pic to someone of the opposite gender, post their responses here.

What the fuck is up with people shitting in pools? Why is this such a common occurrence?

>>32950341
which fic is this?

I hate whites.

>>32950155
>every time you go to sleep and wake up you feel better
>this is because pinkie pie hugs you while you sleep
>years go by. you forget the ponies.
>pinkie pie still hugs you every night
>till the day you die.

I'm actually really social, but i have no friends as I don't know how to connect with anyone or build up relationships.

CCleaner

Same boat as you. Someone recommended EoSD for a good "babby's first toehoe" so I picked it up, starting on easy because I am a colossal faggot. Within about three hours I could get all the way to Patchouli without dying more than once or twice and usually without even using any bombs but once Patchouli and the part immediately before her come up the brakes on the rape train fail magnificently. After trying to get past her for four hours and succeeding once (dying immediately after), I stopped playing and haven't touched it in three days. I'm gonna try again when I wake up later today.

Anon, you are disappoint me.
I really don't want to accidentally.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBIpUEjFFHA

So what do you guys think so far?

Personally, I'm looking forward to it. One of my favorite aspects of the movie were the colonial marines. I loved the armor, the weapons, and the dialogue. I enjoyed seeing them and how they operate.There are alot of gripes I see in the comments, but it's mostly nick-picky sort of stuff. For example, someone has a probably that there are too many aliens(reason being there were only so many families on LV-426, so where are all these xenos coming from). Another one is the crusher, or exactly how a xeno morphs into one. Also, the acid blood not really being a key factor like it was in the movies. One more thing that alot of people seem to dislike is the fact that it's too "call of dutyish". I also understand this concern, but I think people nowadays see an fps and think of it as a call of duty clone. It's kind of hard not to when you don't know any better, and that specific franchise pulls so much weight.

I understand that staying true to canon is a big deal to science-fiction fans, I mean it is for me too. But I just love the colonial marines too much to really care that much. I want to see what direction this game takes the xeno lore, see what kind of special twist it can add. I loved that about the comics, and I think this game has the potential to really shine in that aspect.

What do you think /v/?

Blind

>On this scale, how attractive are you?
Uh, 7 or 8, I guess?
>Is this below or above the rating you think you deserve?
above.
>On a scale from 1-10, are you comfortable with your facial appearance?
8. I like the boxxy, high cheekbones look.
>Is there any facial feature you wish to change?
Bigger eyes. No one in my immediate family has such beady eyes as me. Also I'd love a more symmetrical face. I wear glasses so I always notice it in the mirror...
>Have you considered plastic surgery?
Not really but I'm not against it as long as it isn't extensive.
>Do you think your facial appearance is the main reason why you don't have a partner / don't have a better looking partner?
No.
>How important is facial appearance in a romantic partner?
Much more important than the body in a sense that you have to look at someone's face more so than just their body. Not to mention bodies are somewhat easier to 'fix' than faces.
>What is the lowest score you think you would settle with in a partner on this scale?

someone who gags their 2-inch dick so fucking hard in an attempt to make it look like a fucking 9
might as well call them .gaggers

>adopting a trip just to piss me off
pathetic as fuck

True. I used CM7 up until the last month and it really was nice. I guess I just prefer MIUI.

https://campus.fsu.edu/webapps/portal/frameset.jsp?tab_tab_group_id=_19_1

What would be much more interesting is each board is appointed a nation on Europa Universalis III based on how active they are. Is it possible to make an AI only game?

bump.....

Is there a picture with all of the girls that shows what their disabilities are?

bumping

>>32950282
>>32950303
>>32950348
I was expecting some lactation responses, but feels are always welcome.

I'm actually really social, but i have no friends as I don't know how to connect with anyone or build up relationships.

You got cluster headaches?

Damn bro.

>You were disconnected from EA
>Something went wrong.
>You were kicked from the game
BATTLESHIT GENERAL

Seriously spammer.

Go to bed or something, or go out with the friends you don't have.

But it doesn't necessarily define them. There are macho gays and there are effeminate gays and there are macho straights and effeminate straights and everything in-between. Masculinity and sexuality are completely independent of each other, and neither is influencing the other. These effeminate gays are also tennis players, amateur chefs, unpublished authors, and a billion other things. Just because their femininity is the only thing they're outwardly expressing (or at least the only thing you're picking up on) does not mean that's how they define themselves.

Exactly, man. I'm also an ex-Muslim and the only time I read the Quran was when I was 5, I didn't even remember shit from it.

My mommy always taught me shit that when thinking about it later in life was way too liberal and secular to come out of the Quran.

>>32950306
Also having the biggest porn collection in the universe

Not too practiced, but I'm listening.

Why didn't otaku like this?

>Kanamemo will never get a second season. Not even an OVA.

>>32950356
That's why I'm misanthropic sometimes, selfishness at the highest degree.

Spammers back, that's my que to leave.

I like the Black Getter because Ryouma painted it black just like his soul.