For our friend, spammer-kun.

I did this fast but I'll fix it up and color it if anyone wants me to.

>>32923266
NOW DRAW PORN OF IT

>>32923244
I think they've actually made her pretty funny. I'm looking forward to seeing her interact with Applebloom and possibly the rest of the family.

>>32923266
An Ika Musume pony? You should colour it! It'll look great finished!

since 4chan is spammed i went to ponychan. this is the first thing i see, goddamn bronies.

It's going to be weird hearing her speak complete sentences.

What's up my fellow bronies!

I want more senile ramblings.
I love Granny Smith.

>>32923303
>roflbot
>taken from dA (judging from filename)
>brony

I forgot a line.

I hope the plot won't suck.

I'm expecting a world war 2 plot with Granny Smith being a spy, even if it's cheap, it's at least good, just hope they don't use existing character models.

Maybe we'll be getting a flashback episode of her, in her youth and actually get to see some new characters because the mane6 so far are pretty fucked up in characterization.
Heck we'll probably be seeing Mayor Mare hanging around with Granny Smith if we're lucky.

I also can't wait for that possible 80s episode with Cheerilee

>>32923297
What the fuck am I looking at?

>>32923244
when I played tf2, I was the only goddamn granny smith. there was no other, ever. dozens of fluttershys, a few odd octavia, too many lyras and bon bons.
maybe someone else will want to be granny.
I fucking hope so.

for you dickfucks who cant figure out pony legs

>Granny smith
I don't like it sir

>>32923343
>playing on pony servers

We gonna play TF2? I could go for some.

>>32923354
they have the closest to optimal spy and sniper ratio, for a rotation server, what can I say?

>>32923335
I love it. No idea for a cutie mark though?

>>32923343
>two hours after episode comes out
>Granny Smiths everywhere
>team chat and voice chat leads to mass confusion
>mass hysteria for the next two days

>missed a trip/namefag circlejerk over a mlpg fighting game
WHAT A TERRIBLE LOSS!
i'd be this big bumbling ankylosaurus. extremely high defense but very slow and low damage attacks. you'd give up out of boredom before i got knocked out.
My special is "I'LL HELP!", in which i attempt to help the enemy in his attacks but end up just causing his own death due to an infinite number of awful blunders

>>32923343
>>32923393

>pony servers

>>32923389

I don't watch that anime so I don't know what it would be. I was going to just draw a blooper from super mario but i didn't think it was worth the effort for a shitty drawing.

If someone has an idea for a cutie mark and wants me to finish it I will.

>>32923352
why are their eyes and mouths so soulless and creepy.

>>32923417
A kawaii uguu looking squid

So he's recharging his captcha stash

>>32923393
so it's not just one or two people that want to granny?
oh happy day.

>>32923442
You mean the chinese gold farmers are not filling the captchas fast enough

>>32923405

soo...you'd want to be a victim?

>>32923438

>>32923417
Some Cthulhu symbol.

>>32923417
a can of spam

When are we going to see more of Apple Fritter?

>>32923455
They are too busy spamming ToR for 'cheap credits, you buy now, happy discount code "SWCUPON"'

Damn lazy farmers.

>>32923455
>>32923482
Actually that's their secondary job; their main job's making Transformers and MLP toys.

>>32923352
>implying you need to know how pony legs work to make beautiful horse art

>>32923444
i like a milf as much as the next guy, but that's jsut beyond saggy

>6 degrees outside
>that feel when heating sytem isn't installed yet
>no blankets

>>32923480
Next Apple family reunion. I hope it's soon.

>>32923460
is that an actual fighting game term?

>>32923352
Someone should show that to whoever the fuck animated this scene.

>>32923468

This made me laugh but I'm a lying lazy fucker and I actually don't want to color this shit.

HA HA TIME FOR TF2

rollin'

even: TF2
odd: stream TV show

>>32923537
Shadow-boxing Rainbow Dash is adorable enough for all sins to be forgiven.

>>32923515
No.

guys
I could really go for some pinkie pie right about now
I'm not feeling so good

>troll dashfags on /b/
>they delete their own threads

too easy

Also, in other news, /v/ is currently being spammed with new threads with images of CP.

Maybe moot will actually do something about the spam. Or whatever.

>>32923537
This is how you animate a believable and well done scene without moving the camera like a fucktard or making the miniature horse look cringe-worthy.

And I'm already getting /v/ish.

>>32923600
there isn't much he CAN do, the exploit is on recaptcha's end, not his

>>32923559
Welp, lemme get a drink first.

>>32923593
Janitors 404 our threads sometimes.

>>32923609

Well maybe he could adopt a captcha system that doesn't suck copious amount of dick.

>>32923622
recaptcha is actually really nice, this is just like, its one weakness

>>32923575
Aww come on Anon, you just gotta
Smile, smile, smile!

So guys do you think that AB will get a cutie mark this episode?
I mean it's called Call of Cutie
I'm also a bit worried about the three week hiatus after it. I don't know if the general will survive.

Leth you glorious bastard.

>>32923629

Stopping the exact thing that it's meant to stop?

Brilliant.

>>32923647

It's stupid because this could be fixed instantly by just making captchas expire after a few minutes. You don't even need to be a computer genius to figure this out.

>>32923647
well i mean everything has an exploit or workaround, it just happens that recaptcha's is easy to script for once discovered, and thus incredibly exploitable
industrial strength exploits up in this bitch

look for recaptcha to add a time limit on submitted captchas at some point

>>32923631
>>32923631
Call of the Cutie actually
And I hope so
Hell if we're lucky we'll probably see Zecora too. She's been in two episodes and she is good friends with Apple Bloom. Maybe she'll give some advice that will make Apple Bloom realize what her talent is

>>32923661
it's not quite that simple, i'm not well versed on how it works but from what i've been able to gather, most of the infrastructure is built around non-expiring submissions. adding a timer will fuck a lot of shit up, they'll need a retool a lot of things

What I want: Big Mac to speak a full sentence.

What I'll get: A few "Eeeeyups", and maybe a "Nope", if he even appears.

>>32923661
That's a terrible idea, reCAPTCHA is used for a lot of shit. Do you really want to spend time filling out an important form only to have it denied because you "took too long"?

Read through a pony thread and go to reply, but your captcha isn't valid any more?

That'd just be irritating.

>>32923559
Well?

Fighting game ? please explain guys

also , i have been thinking about making a videogame like FFTA but with pony characters ( such as Zebras , the 3 pony races and diamond dogs ) with few exceptions such as Spike ( the only playable dragon on the entire game , starting somewhat bad but after some training it becomes a pretty good tank ) only being playable if you play as Twilight Sparkle

There are two ways of playing the game , you can choose playing as Twilight ( Twilight - Black mage and Spike - Thief ) or you can choose Big Mac ( Big Mac - Warrior and Trixie - Black Mage ) .

What is your opinion /co/ ?

>>32923631
>Apple Bloom
>Cutie mark
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Seeing how sure it was that she was a big pony I guarantee you that she not getting a cutie mark will be something that will persist through the show

okay. was distracted by the Internet. about to introduce Pone of choice. only one question left.

Dash or Applejack?

>>32923719
I'd play it.

>>32923696
Yeah, a eeeyup, or nope occasionally would be fine, but we have seen him speak in Applebuck season, so doing it again shouldn't be a big deal. I'm sure he'll have a line or 2 every now and then. I like Big Mac, he's got potential to be a great character.

>>32923706
part of the reason they designed the vast majority of the client-server exchange to be time independent.

>>32923732
>>32923686
>>32923631
Okay who opened a time portal to a year ago?

>>32923706

Have the captcha only be requested when you're ready to fill it out. The ReCaptcha thing already has a function that requests a new captcha, it's just that it gives you one without being prompted and allows you do use it whenever, which is stupid and leads to problems like this.

Where's my Fluttershy episode

>>32923742
i still want an episode where big mac goes on an entirely silent adventure to do something important for the apple family

he comes back home that night, tired and bruised, tucks applebloom and applejack into bed, and falls over asleep

no eeyups or nopes, MAYBE some speaking to introduce plot early on, but keep it visual and musical

>>32923764
And with Javascript disabled?

If we lived in a perfect world where everything could be expected to follow and comply to current standards, the internet would be a much better place, but it's not. Some things just aren't practical.

>>32923791
>the clusterfuck known as industry standards
that FUCKING feel man

>>32923780
They said in an interview that there will never be an episode focused on background character so never

>>32923791

Who in the everliving fuck is using the internet that doesn't have javascript? Really?

>>32923742
from the thumbnail that picture had me worried.
then I read the filename, and wasnt sure to be relieved or even more worried.

>>32923780
>Fluttershy episode
Not before a Derpy or Lyra episode. I mean, giving a less popular bg pony an episode before Derpy or Lyra? Come on.

So was the TF2 server completed or something?

>>32923826

He said it would be tomorrow hopefully.

>>32923808
Plenty of people, but most importantly smaller embedded browsers that might still want to be able to browse the web without actually having the horsepower to do fancy extras like that.

The internet is a place where 99% of people being able to use something isn't enough, because that 1% is still huge.

Furthermore, adding a timeout wouldn't fix the problem anyway, if somebody's dedicated enough to spend a few hours filling out captchas beforehand, they can just do it on the fly now. A few seconds on each one, and we have gained absolutely nothing but lost an awful lot of potential usability. Welcome to ill-thought-out web standards, people.

>>32923805
>>32923821

okay

>>32923853

It still blows my mind that anyone is angry enough at something on the internet to do this and stupid enough to think that they are justified or helping anyone by doing so.

I can't even imagine living my life being that stupid.

>>32923244
Hey guys, you think with Family Appreciation, they'll finally show if Scootaloo has a family. Homelessloo always bums me out.

>>32923919

I don't think Scootaloo's family will ever be shown.

>>32923919
That would be nice, but I doubt they will...

FUCK I'm bored. It's like today is unofficially "Boredom and Lack of Attention Span" day. Anyone on TF2?

>>32923919
Dash is as close as they'll ever get to her family.

>>32923919
I love Scootaloo and I'm looking forward to an episode that puts a bit of a spotlight on her. It's hard to say if we'll ever get a family back story for her though. It's certainly possible though, just look at how they showed Rarity, and Sweetie Belles parents. However since Scoots doesn't have a sister who is part of the main 6 she might be a different case.

I would adopt and care for a Scootaloo.

>At work.
>Manager bitched that a set of tables outside are not lined up right.
>In his infinite wisdom decided to show me how to move said 500lb steel table.
>Table moves about an inch, needs to go 4 feet.
>I slow clap as best as my sore arms can muster, haven just finished building these steel death tables.
>Grab a corner and move the part he inched about a foot and a foot again to line it up.

>"Its not that hard, boss."
Macho madness makes work work.

>>32923958

Fluffy why wont you draw fluffy guard ponies?

>>32923958
>>32923929
>>32923919
Sadaloo...

>>32923978
I just loved how they handled Rarity's family
So we had Sweetie just being another random pony
Than bam she's Rarity's sister just like that
Then bam Rarity's parent out of fucking nowhere
The reactions were priceless

>>32923989
how mad was he

>>32924017
i remember that day
>aww, but sis
the entire.fucking.chat, for ten minutes

SIS?
SIS?
SIS?
SIS?
SIS?
SIS?!
SIS?!
SIS?
SIS?
SIS?!!!
SIS?!!

>>32924006
Is she sad because she doesn't have any wings?

>>32923958
What if

Hey

What if you drew

Okay, stay with me here

You should draw

What if

Fluffy Dan

>>32924038
good times.

>>32924018
He kinda just walked away when he saw me wrestle the tables into place.
He was scared of the macho madness.

>>32924038
Same for the general
Those were the good times

>>32923990
Cause got too much to catch up on.
But it's on the list, along with fluffy Celestia.

>>32924052
Like... A really fluffy sweater?

>>32924052

>>32924072
Sure.

Or make his hair really puffy, Iunno. Whichever you want.

>>32924072
i'd join you in this fluffy crusade of sorts if i could draw

Oh, seems like a Scootaloo thread!

SCOOTALOO THREAD.

>>32924072

No, Dan having allowed his body hair to grow wildly out of control

Maybe he figured Mr Mumbles would be more comfortable in the presence of another fluffy companion

>mfw I had a crystal clear F:E dream that lasted for hours with everyone IC

>>32924079
by the way, happy fucking birthday you chainsmoking bitch
jk <3 lets make out

>>32924097
>that feel when you had another terrible rape dream
I feel bad for what my subconcious did to Dash

>>32924100

It's Goggles' birthday?

goddamn, happy birthday

you angry angry loveable person

>>32924084
>>32924094
What if he climbed inside a fluffy pone's fluff and wore it like a shirt?

>>32924089
I'm okay with this.

I am just glad that my tables shit is done at work, because hell if I am going back out there.
>>32924097
What happened?
How fucked up was it?

Dud you have any >feels?

>>32924122
I would do that
it would be so warm

you're all a bunch of fagets

>>32924122
this is going to turn into another fucking fapfic isn't it

>>32924118
All my pony dreams are cute...or end up with ponies backstabbing me and having a horrible and painful death.

Still that Deadpool thing is still the most awesome thing I've ever experienced

>>32924122

but which fluffy pone is worthy and fluffy enough to have the honour of being worn by Dan?

How about a contest?

Dan can sing a song about it

>>32924120
OH BOY!
HAPPY BIRTHMAS GOGGLES <3

>>32924100
>>32924120
Thank you.

I drew a thing

>>32924142
the girl in the center should be a fat dude jacking off to a picture of fluttershy and glancing over at the squid girls annoyedly every few moments

>>32924157
Yay
Thanks for drawing my request
Also Happy Birthday

>>32924157
that whole making out thing?
it wasn't a request
>rape

>>32924157
That hair.


*woosh*

>>32924167
put your trip back on, rapedefiler

>>32924157
Happy Birthday, Goggles!! I wish I was a decent enough drawfag to draw something nice for you, but alas, I'm still on shitty drawing levels.

Have a happy pone instead!

>>32924183
I like pones.

>>32924154
>dan singing a duet with a pony

>>32924157
Happy Birthday, dude.

>>32924135
Well, Homage asked Littlepip and co. to get something from an abandoned building, but to do that, they had to cross across a destroyed Budapest (or the pony equivalent). When they got there, they discovered that it is protected by some shield, and they had to turn it off to go in, by shutting down some generators, but that would shut down other shields, which would result in the whole vicinity to be flooded with zombie-ghouls and mutated animals, so they had to work fast, so they went it, split up, got what they wanted, met three other survivors who fled in the building from the zombies, etc.
It also had a memory orb with Fluttershy and Twilight.

>>32924178
i think his whole schtick is rubbing off on me
why ASK for sex?
just a one too black and blue

>>32924220
I would give fluffy Pinkie all of my hugs.

On that note, what would it feel like to hug fluffy pone?

>>32924220

>>32924236
A bag of feathers.

>F:E dream.
Shit going down, ponies trying to stabilize things.
Mass chaos, the sky is opening, and everything slows down, the sun floods in and all the chaos just dies, like a collective sigh. But then the fighting continues. The sunlight id reaching the ground and the survivors do no know what to do with it.

>>32924236
Fluffy Dash's fluffy little wings wrapping around my body would be my perfect sleeping position ever

>>32924220
Fluffy, do you have a site or something where you collect the comics where Dan is in Equestria?
I found them on ponibooru, but still.

>>32924236
imagine the fluffiest down pillow you've ever slept on. mulitply that by several thousand

also, they smell like love

>>32924236
like salty milk and coins

>>32924210
We all do Goggles we all do

TO BAD THEY WILL DIE IN A YEAR ;_;

Fire pone?

>>32924261
http://dan-vs-fim.tumblr.com/

okay, this story is starting to take shape.

would you all be opposed to thinking Anon is about to be raped by the driver who picked him up from the side of the road, but it's actually AJ?

or should i just go with standard procedure?

>>32924236
How would it feel to go through life with all your hugs expended? Incapable of another hug...

>>32924097
>that feel when you had a terrible romantic waifufagging dream last night about Twilight Sparkle
it was basically me telling her why she's awesome and her blushing and protesting, until I kissed her.

What the FUCK, brain?

>>32924270
Fire pony was arrested for 50 counts of Arson in LA county.

pone dreams always leave me depressed

>>32924236
I can't help but imagine their fur being softer than silk and as you hug it you'd become surrounded and engulfed by this extremely soft sea of fluff.

>>32924273
Thanks!

>>32924282
Yeah, brains are douchebags, my brain still refuses to show Pinkie in my dreams, but I dreamt with all the other ponies already.

fagets

is it sonic passion time already

>>32924298
>that feel when pone will never be real

>>32924298
Pony dreams always leave me glad I wake up back in my own bed.
Because the dungeons have some torture devices and some ponies when are more then willing to use them.

"Gotta break the new toys in"

>>32924236
I don't know.

probably not the time and place but, which board on 4chan would know the most about video editing and stuff

Rainbow Dash is like a real hero.

>>32924303
Why is it that you dream about practically anything except for what the conscious waking version of yourself would choose?

Still, I had one dream where I met Luna at least, so it could be worse. The only other pony dream I can remember involved the spa ponies. Yeah, incidental unnamed extras I hardly care about, AWESOME.

>>32924320
>that feel when I wouldn't want to wake up
something about those happy, innocent creatures staring at me with a wry grin and a whip...

Every time I have a pony dream I spend the whole time converting them to Catholicism.

>>32924349
You're a terrible person

>>32924316
yup, looks fucking like it
>mfw nobody goes on awesome adventures with ponies, slowly filling in the map of the world with eons-forgotten civilizations and dungeons with monsters and shit

>have pony dream
>don't have sex with them

i don't even

>>32924344
I know, right? None of my pony dreams have ended in sex. In real life, I'd do it just for the novelty and the knowledge I'd never get to try that again, but in my dreams, they can spend the whole fucking time coming on to me and I do nothing. Dream me is a fucking prude.

>>32924344
Well, it probably helped with this dream that I was reading F:E before going to sleep, but still, I want to hang out with Pinkie Pie already.

>>32924343

>the fucking sun is still there

Oh my god I love PHN. Like seriously i would suck his dick. That just made my day.

>>32924343
She really is.
Also fuck that picture just keeps getting more and more amazing every time I see it.

>>32924349
So, is that what you would really want to do, or is it a case of dreams where you're confused by your own behavior. Because I have those, and then I yell at myself in my memories for totally wasting the dream opportunity.

>>32924370
That baby, i swear.

hey remember this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sok8KPWmT84&context=C35845dfADOEgsToPDskK-yePAQ_ZhjdwheH8KiWHD

the brony defense squad basically raided his channe; because he DARED to
1) insult renard for being shitty
2) put forward the crazy idea that dash is just a tomboy and not some fucking lesbian activism character

>>32924361

The wierdest pony dream I had was when I dreamed I was Rarity's gynaecologist

It was even a sexually charged dream she just came into my office and talked to me and then we went about everything and I did the work and... she left

and I woke up

>>32924416

>wasnt even

"Gee Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?"

"Same thing we do every night Pinkie. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

>>32924393
the only pony dream I've had involved me and Dash having sex right next to a nuclear bomb that was about to explode for some reason

I don't understand why we weren't flying the fuck away from there, but at least the sex was good

>>32924393
I can't imagine someone not immediately wanting to spread the Good News in Equestria.

What else is there to do? Rape?

>this thread
ugh
what's the episode synopsis for this coming one anyway

>>32924282
brain moves in mysterious ways. i don't get mine either

>>32924453
duh

>>32924453
Find a home, get a job, settle down. Maybe find somebody special. Convert to Celestism, fall in love, get a bigger house for your foals. Die happy.

>>32924461
apple bloom hates old people

>>32924475
AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED!

Applejack is the coolest.

Good morning.
What's new MLPG? Any special developments of late besides the spammer?

>>32924437
now i want someone to dub an episode of pinkie and the brain with pinkie and twilight voices

Made some sketches after having a look at that request doc.
Enjoy, or be horrified, whichever you prefer.
1/3

>>32924530
OH GOD GG YOU RETURNED
NEVER LEAVE US AGAIN
IT WAS COLD

>>32924437
>>32924535
Pinkie and the Brain.

http://images.4channel.org/f/src/Pinkie%20and%20the%20Brain.swf

>>32924545
Haha, yes.

>>32924530
Hey GG someone was looking for you
He wanted to give you money

>>32924545
that's adorable
how is spike even fluffy
he has scales

>>32924530
We converted our system of government to Monastic Order.

Leth is Hochmeister.

>>32924560
Fluffy scales. Or some kind of fungus.

>>32924545

Saved.

http://images.4channel.org/f/src/MLP%20Dating%20Sim%20V2.swf
>jesus christ

>>32924545
Hahaha, oh that is awesome.

>>32924574
>imgonnaneedbothhands.jpg

>>32924547
What, I never left

>>32924559
>Hey GG someone was looking for you
>He wanted to give you money
Yeah? What for?

>>32924560
scales are actually very similar to down, as in the fluffy stuff among bird feathers, also called protofeathers sometimes.

swap a few peptide bonds and you'll fluffy as a down pillow

>>32924574
man, I got excited for a moment there.

>>32924210
Is it already your birthday?
Fuuuuck.

>>32924588
He liked your drawings

>>32924545
This is most excellent. We are pleased.

2/3
Why does it take forever to upload images?

>>32924545

Dalapony

do you play darksouls?

if so, can I request something please?

>>32924210
happy birthday bro/sis :)

>>32924601
Saved.

>Why does it take forever to upload images?
Not sure, but you're not alone on this one.

Finishing with tired pony.
3/3

>>32924362
I can 100% relate. I have had so many dreams where I could have had sex but dream me is freakin' Ned Flanders about it. Seriously, I turn it down based on Ned Flanders type reasoning. Not afraid of being shot down or something, just "I'm flattered Felicia, but we just met. It wouldn't be proper at all." Dream me is such a tool in those situations and I want to punch him. And not that pony sex is exactly high on my fantasy radar either but yeah, I had a dream where I turned down blatant pony seduction and I consider it a wasted opportunity in retrospect. If nothing else, it was a dream, there's no reason not to try anything in that context. The only time I manage dream sex is in rare lucid dreams since then I do act like myself. Combined with knowing it's a dream so all bets are off, those go straight to plowing every female in range. And there are a lot of fictional humans much higher on my list to mentally summon for sex than any ponies.

>>32924601
Oh gosh this is amazing.

Where would one submit a request to you if your were taking them?

>>32924574
cheers mate

>>32924601
Saved.

>>32924362
I had a pony dream that ended in magic-assisted murder.
Never sex though.

>>32924601
That is fucking awesome.

Is there someone here with editing powers over the request doc?

>>32924362
I've never had a pony dream, only autists or people with imaginations do.

>>32924625
Yeah, exactly. As pathetic and sad as it is, pony sex /would/ be pretty high up on my listing these days, so fuck you dream me. Get a fucking spine.

>>32924601
So it's not just me that is getting really slow image uploads then? Awesome picture by the way.

>>32924635

I had a dream that I was blundering through ponyville and then suddenly all the ponies just froze as if they were stuck in time or something. The only pony still moving was Pinkie Pie, but for some reason I felt scared and wanted to run away

Pinkie was staring at me, and then she collapsed onto the ground in a heap and started slithering towards me. She was moving erratically left to right and moving much faster than anything could realistically do

Then she grew sharp teeth and her eyes went black as she approached and she leapt at my face and I woke up

>>32924655
It's driving me nuts
Why is it so slow

>>32924655
I'm not having any problems.

>>32924602
I have neither a PS3 or a 360 so no, I don't play, sorry.

>>32924660

>>32924660
NOPE

>>32924625
>>32924647
I've found with totally unrelated dreams a frustration at not doing something, i guess it has something to do with you not being able to move your arms and legs; you can't reach out and do things - so your brain compensates to deliver you a masterful cockblock

just my theory, i'm talking 0% science here, but i get that same 'fuckin dream me, not doing all the awesome shit i want' feeling sometimes

>>32924647
If I actually remembered ponies in a lucid dream I'd give it a shot, if for no other reason than the novelty. I just always go with the first fantasy that comes to mind since time is limited once I go lucid, and that has yet to be ponies.

>>32924660
don't say that shit man it's 2 am and it's bitch black oh god my scalpe is itching.

>>32924618
can you draw a tired twilight holding a mug of coffee?

>>32924704
just getting a little time alone with those wings would be enough for me

then my brain does nothing. I need to learn to lucid dream.

>>32924728
And she should hold the mug like this.

>>32924660

>>32924743
twilight has a pretty flexible dick

>>32924677
No interest in that sketch I showed you?

>>32923958
hey Fluffy
make it wet

>>32924748
And a flat one, at that.

>>32924753

all horsedicks are flat

>>32924660
>not imagining a shotgun to blow nega pie's brains out
i don't have nightmares anymore. i wish i could, they sound novel

>>32924753
Horse dicks are flared to keep the seminal fluid in the uteral tract

>>32924764
>>32924771
Look at the experts at equine genitals.

>>32924660
I've had worse...
Seriously seeing myself dragged into darkness by my NES power cord and hearing horrifying screams from the darkness was kinda fucked up...

The worst part was that it kept repeating...and repeating...for a whole month

>>32924771
i wish i had a flared dick

everytime i inseminate a girl it always just starts squirting out all over my midsection

it's fucking gross!

>>32924782
Welcome to MLPG
We know everything there is to know about horse genitalia.

>>32924782
Did you get lost on the way to Ponychan or something? This is MLPG you're in here.

yesterday, I slept from 11pm to 1am, woke up, couldn't sleep, worked from 6-5, got home and slept 3am-6am again. now it's 10:40pm

anyone got anything both soothing and pone that I can listen to as I go to bed? all this dream talk makes me wanting to have awesome dreams myself

>>32924791
Your dick is not large enough bro.

Try hanging. Not yourself, but things like rocks and weights from your dick.

>>32924771

They certainly need it given how much comes out

http://www.zootube365.com/animal-sex/zebra-sex/13687/

go on click it.. you'll laugh

>>32924745
You really should rename that to I've viddied some cal.

>>32924793
>>32924794
I know, but it still amazes me after all this time, and I don't know if they were horse genital experts before MLP, or became horse genitals experts because of it.

>>32924794
He spends most of his time reading and editing Fallout Equestria wiki actually.

>>32924806
Jesus christ that zebra was backed up.

>>32924806
>Zebra porn
The internet never ceasaes to amaze me.

>>32924806
Holy fuck. That's kinda hot.

>>32924821
>editing Fallout Equestria wiki

Faggot.

>>32924837
>finding subpony scum attractive
go back to ponychan

>zebra porn, horse dick discussion
A OK
>hey can someone read this real quick to see if i've written it ok
FUCKING DINOSAUR FANFICTION

this is funny to me for some reason

>>32924832
Wait a minute, I'm on a phone so I can't check, is that bestiality or just two zebras doing it?

>>32924856
Fucking autogif. i hope you spoilered that for everyone else's sake.

>>32924855
that's because we're all xenophiles furries here

>>32924861
It's two zebras fucking.

>>32924806
What I found hilarious is the random chick going "OH MAI GAWD OH MAI GAWD!!!"

>>32924850
Zebras have the smallest dicks in the equine family

Draught horses have the largest.

>>32924861
Two zebras.
>>32924865
He did not.

Dont horses have two stages of ejaculation?

The thin, runny stuff that shoots out in droves immediately and the thick, gooey stuff that comes later?

>>32924870
She was tottaly turned on by Ice Pack.

MLPG, where everyone is a horsecock expert

So what happened with the spammer in the end?

My earliest remembered nightmare involved being in a room full of monsters. Really hulking beasts, riddled with muscles and eyes. The largest approached me, and reached down to grab me.

I bit a chunk out of its arm and ran away through a dark corridor.

>>32924855
oh well
ONE DAY I'LL MAKE YOU PROUD /co/
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY FUCKS WITH ANY TASTE LEFT

>>32924899

drowned in an ocean of zebra semen

it tastes faintly like licorice

>>32924874
Goddammit Beavis and Butt-head, you lied to me!

>>32924898
Glitter Glue started it

he's the one bringing up the horse penis discussion.

>>32924912
I hate that shit. Licorice i mean.

>>32924803
damnit /co/

stop fucking me about with your talking about horse dicks

I need an instant sleep remedy and it has to be pone, don't ask me why i just feel childish as fuck today

>>32924749
No, sorry.
I don't actually color things unless it's something I really like, and so far it's only been that Carrot comic.

>>32924855
Stop being such a victim, Dino-Fag.

>>32924925
and you glorify him for it

>>32924843
I have a question on that site, and it's been bugging me.

No matter what your personal opinion is on the story is, a large number of people still like it. So why is it so unfathomable to conceive of someone editing a wiki and just write it off as autism or faggottry? Isn't the ability to make the story easier to be understood a good thing, since it's so very long and tedious at times?

>>32924932
drink a few gallons of sweet, hot, sticky pony semen, straight from the source

>>32924898
They are the only animal dicks that are the least bit attractive.

SO THIS WAS A REQUEST FROM SOME ANON EARLIER. I RUSHED IT BECAUSE I REALLY WANTED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO WATCHING DAGON SO YEAH.

>>32924941
I glorify nothing and no one.

No one is worthy of any glory.

>>32924964
Especially not if they browse MLPG.

>>32924932

Just imagine you're snuggled up with sleepyhead

she clings to you in her sleep

if you get up in the middle of the night for a snack she'll stay clinging to you like a softly snoring, grey little backpack

>>32924950
That reminds me of when everyone was getting into futa and flavored horse cum.

We never did decide on what Rarity's horse semen flavor should be.

>>32924944
I don't know, I don't even go near that site, so you're asking the wrong person.

>>32923352

This one reminds me:
Does anyone have pics of Pinkie Pie in a Straightjacket?

>>32924697
In any other dream contexts, I act pretty much like I should. When I'm fighting monsters or something, I'm probably even braver than I would realistically be. (Super powers really help with that.) But when it comes to sex in particular, I go full on boyscout prude mode. Sure, super powered badass fits my ideal fantasy self criteria, but I have no idea where the super prudishness comes from. To make it even more confusing, the closest I ever do get to dream lovin' is the emotional kind, not the physical kind. Like, honestly feeling the most horrible waifu mushy tender feelings you can imagine. The kind of stuff that would make the male love interest at the end of a chick flick look manly in comparison, and not even the slightest interest in BAM BAM BAM. Absolutely, completely wrong.

>>32924993

vanilla

or fine champagne

or both

MEANWHILE ON /V/.

>>>/v/123512131

>>32924997
Okay fuck this grimderp comic time

>very slow uploading
Worth it

If God is omnipresent, does that mean he browses mlpg?

>>32924993
Marshmallow fluff.

>>32924437
>>32924552
I had this idea awhile back. Just knew it was too obvious for somebody to have not beaten me to it.

>>32924996
I mean, it could have been written better and shorter, but it is what it is. Wiki's are for popular culture only now a days, so I use them for that, cheap entertainment or help.

>>32925015

>>32925015
Pony Sideburns

>>32925026

>>32924991
HNNNNNNNG

>>32925019
God isn't real.

>>32925009
>>32925022
See, you faggots never have consensus, I hate all of you.

>>32925019
It means he is MLPG

>>32925044

>>32924635
I actually kind of had a pony dream like that once too, 'cept it was based off of this Japanese murder-mystery game that I'm reading an LP of called "Dangan Ronpa". The main six, plus... Braeburn, Big Mac, Spike, and a human me were basically going through the plot of Dangan Ronpa. Only got up to the first murder before I woke up...

It was a dual murder, actually. Twilight was found dead in her room, her throat slit, with Rainbow Dash clinging to her protectively, tears staining her eyes, repeatedly whispering for Twilight not to go, that she loves her and she's never going to let her go. Once she was finally separated from the body, she started acting erratic and very confrontational, refusing any and all company and responding to even the lightest of greetings with absolute venom. She was found dead in the bathroom later that day. Didn't stay asleep long enough to find out what happened...
I actually can't tell what's worse though, that somehow I subconsciously inserted my favorite ship in to my dream or that I dreamed of bright pastel coloured ponies crossed over with quite possible one of the most legitimately disturbing games ever.

>>32925059

>>32925069

>>32924991

God dammit this is

THE.

CUTEST.

THING.

>>32925065
Well thats just horrible.

>>32925078

>>32925054
>heathens in 2012
Get with the times.

>>32924997

>>32925090

>>32924888
Ice Pack would never fuck a human.

>>32925102

>>32924991
>OCs with main cast

hnngg. It's so wrong, yet so -right.-

>>32925110
And last one

>>32925090
>thought I recognised that twilight-like character in the previous page throwing stuff

oh god no ;_;

>>32925102

>>32925081

and guess what?

nobody will ever draw it

not even Fluffy

He'd never do a sleepyhead vector

Never

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2z39hXZVzU

Some manchild burning a rarirty recolor toy out of spite for the show.

Picture not really related.

>>32925109
He would if the price was right.

>>32925130
Why must you hurt me so?

>>32925115

>not realising that OCs are fine so long as their creator gives you a boner

It's why /co/ is so cool with griffy

>>32925130

I want to draw it but I can't draw humans.

Maybe I'll attempt it later anyway.

>>32925142
Aww shit I think someone just said Griffy!

>>32925132
>How bizarre.

>>32925132
It's amazing how mad people can get about ponies. Not unjustified, but who would have thought it would come this far?

>>32925153
Not Griffy!

>>32925132
>Unfortunately, this video is not available in Germany because it may contain music for which GEMA has not granted the respective music rights.

>>32925142
They don't even have to give me a boner, they just have to make me feel feels and i'm good with it.

>>32925132

The fact that people get angry enough at a cartoon to showcase their impotent rage by burning toys makes me extremely happy. Just the fact that this kind of shit happens is pretty much why I keep living.

And no, not because it's MLP, I'm not a faggot brony. I just get off on other people's grief and anger.

>>32925006
>that feel
I mean, I thought awake me was a twaifufag, but goddamn, dream me can show me up.

>you will never hand Twilight a single rose as she invites you in, grinning in anticipation because she's not expecting her bed to be covered in more

>>32925185

>Pinkie Pie used confuse ray!
>Twilight Sparkle is confused...
>Twilight Sparkle used confuse ray!
>Pinkie Pie is confused

>>32925183
You're not missing out on anything.

>>32925183
Well that's shit. Honestly you aren't missing anything.

>>32925174
People like to hate, it's easy and fun. Same with fear, it appeals to us, it's a base emotion we have that goes back millions of years. Every emotion can be derived from anger, fear, and love. That's why most of the time people will do the right thing when it's needed, and be a dick when it's not.

Here's something for you guys. I wanted to make a Halloween special back in october, but I never finished it in time, so I'm releasing it now. It was supposed to have some vocals too, but I can't sing for shit, and lyrics were not that good anyway. I added a discription with the story instead.

BE ADVISED, it's >metal
And it's a 4-parter. You could say it's a fanfiction in music form.
Not expecting you to really like it, but something I want to share anyway.

Part 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw4ph9kXO4s

Part 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K6SJrQ7Yds

Part 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtPwYvJgebg

Part 4:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KL_C2GyDys

>>32925132
He really needs a haircut.

>>32925213
>>32925217
But I want to see one of these toys melting.

>>32925176
Oh yes. Griffy.

>>32925153

>>32925207
>they made out in their confusion!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>32925222
>fanfiction in music form
I don't think I could nope harder.

>>32925201

>you will never hand Twilight a single Rose which she immediately chomps down in a wholly ungraceful manner before asking you with her mouth full and spluttering with leavds "mmpphshgood gorranymore?"

ftfy

>>32925192

Dude actually seems kind of chill to be honest. Aside from the burning part.

>>32925230
Apparently he has a 45 minute rant video about MLP. What the fuck?

>>32925246

Ahahaha

>>32925246
>that feel when you brush a hand against her head, and, pressing a single finger under her chin, lead her upstairs, where you begin by pulling a single leaf and holding it out for her to nibble

>>32925233
>>32925235

>>32925246

Haha, she WOULD do that.

;_;

>>32925255

Update: Expect the serever to be up soonish (some bullshit with updates). Next 48 hours is the guess.

>>32925246
I laughed and dawwwed.

>>32925246
>that feel.

>>32924938
That's okay, I understand, haha.

Hmm.. could you draw Serious Sam >>32925237
with party cannon (asa weapon)?

>>32925273
I can't wait to not play TF2 with you faggots.

>>32925142
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/list/oc/1
Go nuts, almost 300 delicious pages to go through.

>>32925267

Well I guess I won't do the ask Griffy tumblr like Fluffy suggested then.

>>32925246
>you will never feed Twilight a bunch of flowers
;_;

>>32925255

Says it's also about UMVC3. Not watched it, but that IS what the title says.

>>32925273

Awesome.

>>32925296
Aww hell nah.

>>32925291
Most of those are just OCs and not with the main cast though.

Lame.

>>32925296
>ask griffy

DO IT FAGGOT!

>>32925273
>>32925304
I have dedi in germany in case you are interested

>>32925272

I fucking love Married to the Sea.

>>32925304
Yeah, shaping up to be another one of those, isn't it? My fault, hyping it up and all, but Valve is right, better to have it delayed and take a long time than to get it wrong, even if it's frustrating as hell.

>>32925296
NO
NO
PLEASE GOD JUST NO

>>32925246
That sounds more like Pinkie Pie

>>32925325
WHEN ITS DONE

>>32925327

>>32925243
It's not like it's shipping or >rape
Actually, someone should make that.

>>32925309

>>32925314
>>32925327
What is even going on here

>>32925331
Pinkie would jump at you and eat it out of your hand. She'd look up at you, her mouth still firmly clamped over your wrist, and giggle.

>mfw listening to www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NbyUtARW6I
I hate this fucker, he does the same thing I do, except about ten times better, makes me jealous as fuck.

so did anyone actually get anywhere with archiving all the episodes in high quality or whatever we were trying to do

>>32925343
>rape in musical form
http://soundcloud.com/unityofrage/rape

>>32925309
>wot ez surching?
>>32925344
derp

the reason we all like sleepyhead is that we can imagine her talking with Rose's voice

which is nice

>>32925338
Question: Would you have rather have had Ep 3 turn out like DNF if it meant it being released sooner?

>>32925343
>shipping

>>32925342
>dat Celestia cleavage

>>32925342


>>32925350
Dude it's fucking makkon
I think he's the best
Even the russians love him
My ears orgasm when I listen Impressions of Celestia Origins

>>32925327

What's the matter? Afraid you might like it?

>>32925365
No of course not.

>>32925364
I thought it was because sleepy ponies are adorable.

>>32925350
Oh shit new music from makkon, fuck yeah. I really like his work.

>>32925344
That's just a recolor of a Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash thing though.

fuck you.

...is Hops gay? Like, is he actually gay?

>>32925372
No
I hate Griffy
It's retarded
It was funny for a few times but now it's at Futashy levels of annoying

>>32925374
Derpy is a very ugly human.

>>32925361
Yeah, I know about that, but now we need actual >rape going on, like Rape Castle or something.

>>32925382

Welcome to early last year.

Also he's "Pansexual"

>>32925371
I know, but I get seriously jealous when I listen to him.

>>32925382
He's heterosexual but very open minded.

>>32925382
Nah
He draws gay burn and horse dicks nonstop just because he has nothing better to do
OF COURSE HIS GAY

>>32925374
>dat muffin night-light.

>>32925382
Oh hey, I have that exact same Zelda: TP poster on my wall.

>>32925387

Fair enough. I'm going to milk it as much as possible beyond reason though. Have some sleeping pones.

>>32925382
I dunno, ask the rest of the artist/musician clique on Tumblr.
>JackleApp: Gay
>Braeburned: Gay
>MicTheMicrophone: Gay
>Swaetshirt: Pan
>Kevinsano: ...Pan?
>Skoon: ...Pan?
>etc etc
basically they're all a bunch of homos.

>>32925399

He drew himself fucking braeburn and stated on his blog that he was pansexual.

Also who gives a fuck, this is meta as shit and he hasn't been relevant in god knows how long.

>>32925391
Someone totally needs to do that